Monday, 14 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventy Four

We had a very nice quiet day today.

Because everybody is very busy again.

Except for Craig and he is only just a little bit sick. 

And he made Zita’s fluffy coffee for us when we were busy in our rascal ladies office. Ha.

Then he had a cookie for his breakfast. 

So I helped him. Good for me.

Niamh is very busy going to her class at the nice university right on her big television. That is good.

Zita and I had a nice good morning walk. It is not even a bit warm anymore. 

Because the summertime has just gone away again. Maybe on it’s vacation.

The ducks always go on their vacation when the summertime has gone too. Ha.

Maybe they go to the same place. Maybe.

My friend Emmet is watching movies in way far away Cork. 

Craig’s computer asked him if it was ok. That was a silly question. 

My friend Emmet always likes to watch movies. 

Especially when his head is too full from writing all about his very very old Irish people stories. Ha.

Craig watched a movie this afternoon too. It was all about a big battle with boats and aeroplanes.

It was way too noisy so I just stayed in our office so I could help Zita. Ha. 

On my new comfy camouflage blanket. 

So nobody knew I was there. Ha. That is a good blanket. 

I helped Zita all afternoon. Right in our own nice office. Good for me.

Then Zita and I had a very nice before our dinnertime walk. We went to find our friend professor Jill. 

We are going to have a nice together dinner tonight. Maybe we will have cheese too. Ha.




Sunday, 13 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventy Three

Zita and I did not have a nice long sleep in. Not even a little sleep in.

Because today is Zita’s very important meeting day. Oh dear.

So we went for our good morning walk. 

But it was not a very nice morning outside. Just an all the time little bits of rain. Too bad for us.

And Craig did not get up until late.

Because he is still a little bit too sick. Oh dear. 

So we only had one little cookie for our breakfast. Oh well.

Then at lunchtime Zita went to downtown to the other rascals ladies office.

So she could make her very important meeting happen. 

I stayed here to take care of my friends Craig and Niamh.

But I cannot take such good care of my friend Emmet.

Because now he is in his little apartment in way far away Cork. With his three friends.


Beside the train station. 

And a bit far away from his very old university. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

In way far away where they have the giant mountains there is a giant fire in all the beautiful forests. 

And my far away friends Miss Gracie and Miss Massie and Mister Barnaby cannot go outside so much.

Because there is too much nasty smoke at their house. 


Oh dear. That is not all right.

You cannot have lovely sunshiney days when you cannot even see the sky. Oh goodness me.

We had a very quiet day today. It was way too rainy to play catch the ball.

So Craig watched the football game on the television. And I kept him company. That is an easy job. 

But football games are not so interesting. They do not even have a real ball. Ha.

So I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed. That was good.

Niamh was very busy today. She had to read lots and lots of big stories for her nice university.

Then she and her old very fast bicycle went to Miss Tarryn’s apartment. For dinner.


When Zita got home we went for a before dinnertime walk. It was not raining at all. 

So I was not a soggy dog when we came home.

We only had a little dinnertime tonight. 

Because Craig is still a bit sick. So he had some tasty hot soup. 

Dogs do not like soups so much. Oh well. 

We like chicken and ice cream and cheese. But not soups. 

We only watched a little bit of the detectives tonight. 

Because it was a good night to go to our comfy beds early. Ha.

It is nice to be in your comfy bed if you are a little bit sick. 

Sp I will keep Craig’s toes all toasty warm. Then he will be all better. Ha.

Saturday, 12 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventy Two

My friend Emmet is in way far away Ireland.

He was already there when I was all fast awake. Ha.

And he found a do not crash train too. It even knew how to get to Cork. That is good.

And he sent me a picture. 



When he was right inside the train. Ha. 

When Zita was all awake she drove Niamh to her work downtown. 

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast picnic today.

Because he is a bit too sick. But his very nice doctor got some medicine for him.

So he will not be sick. That is a good idea. It is not so much fun being sick. It is known.

Zita and I took our move heavy things machine to doctor Susan. 

Because Miss Lily is going to live in a very very small apartment. With her friend.

Her friend cannot go to her university. Because it is all closed. 

So she is going to go from right here. On her computer. Ha. 

And Miss Lily is going to go to our nice university from her computer.

But they needed our machine to move lots of things up lots of stairs. Oh dear.

Even a giant bed. Oh dear me. 

 Zita talked to Auntie Eileen in way far away Dublin. And she talked to her mother too.

Because Auntie Eileen was at their own mother’s house. Ha.

Our cousin Simon is going to have a brand new baby today. In Ireland. Oh goodness me.

After Zita talked to everybody we went for another nice walk.

We went around the corner to another house. 

Because the mailman gave us the wrong mail. Oh dear.

So we took it to the right house. It was not so far away. 

Then we talked to Miss Bruna. For a long time.

Because it is a beautiful day today. 

Then Zita had to take some special help your sore shoulder tape to Niamh. 

Because her shoulder is too sore again. Oh dear me. That is not all right.

Zita and I went for another walk today. It was our before dinner walk and we found professor Jill. Ha.

We had three walks today. Good for us.

Then Zita went to bring Niamh back home to our house. 

And my friend Craig went back to his comfy bed early today. 

Because he is a bit sick. But I will be his best nurse. Ha. That is my favourite job. 



Friday, 11 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventy One

It was another get up early day today. Oh well. 

Niamh was working very early agin today. At the beautiful clothes store. 

And Zita and I went for a lovely good morning walk. It was a beautiful as can be morning.

But then we were very busy.

Because today Zita drove my friend Emmet to the far away in Toronto aeroport. Oh dear me.

But they had to fill the go fast car all up with tasty treats. Even lots of Mister Kettleman’s brand new bagels.

They do not have very tasty bagels in way far away Ireland. 

I do not know why. Too bad for them.

Now they did not have to stop at any of the not so spic and span restaurants. On the highway.

Because they have all their own food. Right in the car.

Then Emmet went for a walk and said bye bye to professor Alec and Miss Francis.



And then Mister Charles came to put a lot more stones all around Emmet’s window. 



That was a good idea.

Then my friend Garry came to say good bye to Emmet. 

But my cousin Mattie was not with him today. Only his grand daughter. Oh well.

Then Emmet and Zita came back into the house to say bye bye to me. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Then I was a bit sad. 


Then Zita and Emmet and the go fast car left. Oh dear me. 

But I stayed here in my house.

So I could mind Craig. It is my job.

Because Craig and I were a bit sad a man brought us a milkshake. 


Just for us. Ha. That was a good idea. 

We did not watch anything on the television last night.

Because everybody stayed at the dining room table eating their very tasty Mister Tony’s pizzas.

And telling stories. And laughing all the time.

Until it was past my bedtime time. So I just went to bed anyway. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Craig and I can see the go fast car right on his flat computer. 



On the magic map. Ha. That is a good map.

Zita cannot go into the aeroport with Emmet. Because of the rules. Oh dear.

Now she and the go fast car have to drive home all by themselves. Oh dear.

And Emmet has to wait for a long time In the aeroport. 


All by himself.

Before before his aeroplane is all ready to find it’s way far away Dublin. Oh my goodness.

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because Zita will not be home and Emmet will be on his aeroplane.

So I will only have to mind Craig and Niamh.

Maybe we will go to bed early. That would be a good idea.




Thursday, 10 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventy

We had a little sleep in this morning. 

We went right to our office to do our important work. We did not go on our good morning walk.

Because of the little sleep in. Oh well.

I could not be such a big help this morning. 

Because of a little bit of barking at strange sound. Oh dear. Then I could not stay in our office.

Barking dogs cannot go to important meetings.

So I went into the living room to help Craig eat his round toasts. And we put jam on top of them. Ha.

Then I helped him look out our window. Ha. That is an easy job. 

Then Niamh was all awake too. So she helped us too. 


She had her hair horns on today. Ha. But they are not so pointy. 

Then Zita came to help us too. 



And she said it was time for me to go back to our office. 

Because I am her very best helper assistant.

So I did not bark at all. Good for me. 

Then it was our lunchtime. Ha. 

And nice Mister Mohammad brought a present for Emmet. 

But I barked at him. Oh dear. 

I think I forgot I knew him. Oh dear me. 

He brought Emmet brand new headphones. 

So he can study in his old university and not hear anything but his own music. 

Or his own interesting stories. 

Tomorrow Zita and the black go fast car are going to take my friend Emmet to the aeroport in far away Toronto.

So he can find the do not get lost aeroplane that will take him to way far away Dublin. Oh dear.

Mister Mike and Miss Morgan came to my house for a far away visit. 

And to give him his own dragons game present.



And so they could say good bye bye to my friend Emmet. Oh dear.

I do not like goodbyes even a little bit. It is known. 

Because after goodbye times some of my own best family is not here. 

They are just gone somewhere. 

How can I mind everybody if everybody is not just here in our own comfy house. Oh dear me.

Then Mister Mike and Miss Morgan went to their own apartment. 

So they could play the dragons game with Emmet. On their own computers. Ha. That is silly. 

After lunchtime Niamh went to downtown. On an electric go fast board. Ha.

Because she has to work at the beautiful clothes store until our dinnertime. 

Then I kept my friend Craig company. In the living room. 

He was reading all about a famous battle. With a giant castle. 

It was a Mister Saint Elmo’s own castle. Oh dear.


But it got all blown up in the famous battle. Oh dear. 

And all the brave knights died. Oh dear me. 

They were Hospital Knights. Ha. That must be a very good hospital.

But then all their friends were very very fierce and won the battle. That is good. 

When our work was all finished Zita went to the delicious treats store to get some more heavy bread.

And lots of Emmet’s very favourite lemon cookies. 

So he can take them to far away Toronto.

So he will not starve on the very long plane ride. 

And we are having a special delicious dinner tonight.

Because it is Emmet’s last dinner here for a little while. Oh dear. I do not like that so much.

So Mister Tony will send us some very delicious pizzas. For our special dinner. Ha.



Wednesday, 9 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty Nine

Nobody had a lovely nice sleep in today.

Because everybody was very busy. 

I went right into our office when we got home from our good morning walk.

Because I need to be Zita’s very best helper when she is very busy.

And Emmet is busy too. He is getting all ready to go back to way far away Cork. 

And Niamh was all awake too.

Because today her nice university starts. 

But now it is a stay in your own house university. 

Because of the do not get sick rules.

So now she can see everybody on the big downstairs television. 

Even Professor Jill is teaching everybody right from her own house. 

And now her little dogs have to be very quiet. Oh dear.

Being very quiet is a bit hard for dogs. Even for very little dogs. Oh dear.

At lunchtime Zita and Emmet and Niamh talked to Zita’s parents in way far away Dublin. 

Just to make sure they are not all sick. Ha. That is a good idea.

But then everybody was very busy again. So I went back to our own office. 

And minded Zita all afternoon. Good for me.

Then when work was all over Zita went for a before dinner walk. 

But I did not want to go. Oh dear.

But when Zita was just outside I changed my mind. 

And I barked and barked. And then I talked to Craig. Very loudly. 

But he was not such a big help. He said it was my fault because I did not want to go. 

That was not so very nice. Oh dear.

Then professor Jill’s telephone talked to Zita’s telephone. 

So we could go on our nice walk together. 

But they could not find each other. 

So professor Jill came to my house and then Zita was here too. Ha. That was silly.

So then we went on a together walk. Ha. 

But the too much rain surprised us and when ZIta and I were back home we were as soggy as can be. 

So we had to stay in the kitchen until we were as dry a chips. Too bad for us.

But I helped Zita make our delicious altogether dinner. Ha. Good for me.

We are not going to watch the detectives tonight.

Because we are going to watch a movie with Emmet and Niamh. Altogether. In the den. 

Maybe we will have tasty treats. Maybe.


Tuesday, 8 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty Eight 

Zita and Niamh and I got up very very early this morning.

Because it was Niamh’s time to open up the beautiful clothes store. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Niamh did not have a nice long sleep last night.

Because of her too sore shoulder. Oh dear. That is not all tight. 

So Zita drove her right downtown. In the go fast car.

When Zita came home we went for our before breakfast walk. It is not a beautiful day today. 

It is a just a cloudy all day long day. Oh well. 

So I minded Craig when Zita went for her run all around. That is a easy job.

When Zita got home she showed us pictures of a house that got a bit squished by a very big tree.



She saw it when she was doing her run all around.

It just fell on the house in the windy day. And broke a bit of the roof right off. Oh dear me.

I am glad that the nice men took away our nearly falling down trees. 

I would not want my house to get all squished. Or even maybe me. Oh dear.

Craig and I had the very good for tasty toasty heavy bread for our breakfast. With jam too. Ha.

But then I went to our office to be a big help.

Because it is a very busy time for Zita.

Because of all the too many meetings. Oh dear me.

When Niamh got home she went right to fast asleep. After her squeaky clean shower.

Because she was up way too early this morning. Ha.

So she went downstairs to her comfy pillows. 

After work Zita and I went for our before dinner walk. It was still just full of clouds day. Oh well.

It is better if it is a beautiful full of sunshine day when you are all finished work.

Then it is easy to forget all about the too many meetings. Ha. 

But we will have a lovely altogether dinner tonight. Ha. 

Maybe we will have a cheese dinner. With our own made beans. Maybe. Or maybe some chicken. 

Chicken is my favourite. And toasty cheesies. 

But we do not have them so very often. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Emmet is very busy getting everything all ready to go back to his very old university. 

This afternoon he was getting all his clothes squeaky clean. 

Because you cannot get on an aeroplane with smelly clothes. It is the rule. 

I think we will watch the same detectives tonight. That is good.





Monday, 7 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty Seven

Today is a holiday day. All day. Ha. I knew that.

Zita and I did not have a nice sleep in.

But Craig had a big sleep in. So he could listen to his very interesting book.

But he did not listen. He went to fast asleep right away. Ha. 

Zita and I had a very nice walk and when we got back Zita found me a brand new very soft comfy blanket.


It is a camouflage blanket.

So nobody can see me when I have a comfy nap. Ha. That is a good idea. 

Then Zita went downstairs to her make beautiful clothes office. 

So she could make brand new do not get sick masks. 

For Emmet when he goes to way far away Cork.

Niamh’s beautiful clothes store has their very own masks. But just for people who work there.

When Craig was wide awake Zita came upstairs and we had our together toasts.

We had the special very good for delicious toasts bread. Ha. That was good.

Then Zita went back downstairs to make some more masks and I minded Craig.

Right in the living room.



This morning Craig showed me the magic map on his flat computer. 

And I could see my best friend Niamh.



Right on the computer. 

She is driving the go fast car. With Cara and Lee and Miss Tarryn. 

They are driving all the way home to our house today. That is a good idea.

Maybe we will have an altogether dinner tonight. That would be nice.

So tonight Niamh can sleep on her own big cosy bed with her own soft pillows. 

Not outside with the bears. That is a good idea.

At lunchtime Craig and I only played catch the ball one time.

Because it was very windy outside. And then it was just a windy rain dinnertime. Oh well.

But I have my new comfy blanket. Right in the kitchen. On top of my comfy rug. Ha. 



That is a very comfy kitchen for having my own dinner.

Maybe we will watch the new detective program tonight. Maybe.

Sunday, 6 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty Six

Zita and I did not have even a very little sleep in today. Oh well. 

So Zita could talk to her mother in far away Dublin. But not for so long.

Because my friend cousin Orlaith’s father was going to visit her right then. Oh well.

Craig watched the little fast cars this morning and I minded him. 

But everybody just crashed so they had to do it all over again. That was silly. 

When I was minding Craig Zita went to visit the nice farmers up on the busy street.

To get lots of delicious food for us. 

When she came home she brought strawberries and raspberries and very very tasty peaches too.

So she made the peaches and oatmeal with lots of brown sugar on top dessert. 

And we had dessert for our lunchtime. Ha. That was a tasty lunch.

The nice farmer had lots and lots of very tasty for toasts bread there today. 



But Zita did not get any bread today.

Because yesterday she got two very heavy delicious breads from our favourite bake tasty treats store.

But I forgot to tell everybody. Ha.

So we did not need lots more bread today. 

After lunchtime Zita moved lots more bits of wood. 


But now Zita is putting them everywhere and in our vegetable garden too. 

So we will have even more lovely own made vegetables. That is good. 

Even maybe more green beans too. Ha. 

It is Emmet’s day to talk to his friends from all over. 

They are even in way way far away India and Denmark too. Ha.

They play a different kind of game every Sunday. 

It is not the dragons game. It is another one. 

I do not know all about it. But there are no fierce dragons in this game. Oh well. 

That is too bad. Dragons are my favourite. 

And giant elephants too. 

And the very pointy horns musk oxes. Ha. 

We cannot have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because Niamh is still in a far away forest.  And her friends too. Walking all over. 


On their little vacation. And they are sleeping in a tent. 

Maybe there are bears hiding in the bushes. Oh dear me. That is not so very nice. 

She should not live in a tent on a little vacation. 

Niamh should only live in lovely hotels with fat beds with lots of pillows. And giant bathtubs.  

And tasty all the time restaurants. It is known. 

We have to another detective program tonight. 

Because we watched the other one all the way to the end.




Saturday, 5 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty Five

We got up early this morning. 

Because we had to find a new telephone for Emmet to take to way far away Ireland. 

You have to talk on the telephone for a very long time so you can get a new telephone. That is silly.

Craig did not have a sleep in today.

Because today is his go and drink coffee with his old friends in our park Saturday. 

So Mister Paul came to borrow a take it with you chair and then he and Craig went to the park.

I saw them right from my watching window. Ha.

Emmet was all awake too. He was playing his dragons game. With his friends. 

On his little computer.



He always has a very nice time when he plays with all his friends from his first university. That is good. 

Then Zita and I went for a lovely walk. 

We even visited Craig right in the park. With all his friends too. Ha. 

I said hello to everybody. 

And I was very polite. Ha. Good for me. 

My friends the ducks were there too. Right on the pretend island. Ha.

Then we went and talked to doctor Susan for a long time. 

Niamh is still living in a forest. Oh dear. 



And today they are going on a big boat. Right on the giant lake. Oh dear.

So they can go to the full of flowerpots island.  

And have a nice walk all over. 


So they can look at all the beautiful rocks. 


Last night they all went swimming in the very cold lake. 

And there were very big waves. Right in the lake. Oh dear. 

I would not like that so very much. I just like my own comfy house. 

We do not have any big waves here. Not even in our pond. Ha. That is good.

The nice people who took away our falling down trees left us with lots and lots of little bits of tree.

So after our lunchtime Zita went outside to move lots and lots of the bits to our just for beautiful flowers garden. 

So the nasty weeds will not grow there again. Ha. Too bad for them.



But she had to put them in a big bag. Lots and lots of times. 

So she could move them to our side garden. Where all our beautiful flowers grow, Oh dear me. 

A nice man brought Emmet his brand new for going back to university phone. Ha. 

And the man brought Craig a new flat computer too. 

It was a secret surprise present. We do not know why. Ha.

Maybe just because. Maybe. 

Then Zita and I found Professor Jill so we could go for our before dinnertime walk. 

But we did not go so far tonight because of the all of a sudden rain. Oh dear. 

But I was not too soggy when we got home. 

We are going to have an early dinnertime tonight. With own made chips. Ha.

So Zita can get right into her comfy pajamas and watch our detective program. 

And I can keep her toes all toasty warm. Ha. 

Friday, 4 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty Four

Zita and I were all awake early today.

But Craig was not even a bit awake when we went for our good morning walk. Ha.

He had a sleep in and listened to his book. Right in the comfy bed. Ha.

I did not have to be Zita’s special assistant all the time today.

Because we do not have the good morning meetings on Friday. 

So when Craig was all awake I helped him with his toasts. 

And when he had his another coffee we had the very tasty oatmeal cookies too. That was a good breakfast.

At lunchtime Zita and I went for another nice not too far walk. 

Because it is a very beautiful day outside this morning.

Last night Niamh and all the other ladies slept in a tent. In the forest. All night long. Oh dear.



But not even one bear came for a visit. That is good.

Niamh had to go to a store and buy her breakfast this morning.



And then they had an outside breakfast on an outside table. Ha. Right beside a giant lake.

With lots of boats and ducks. Maybe some of the ducks were my friends. Maybe.

Today they all went for an adventure walk to stand at the top of the very high cliffs. 

And look at the giant lake.

But nobody fell in. That is good.

Tomorrow they are all going on a boat. To see a flowerpot on an island. I do not know why. 



It is the same island that Niamh and our cousin Orlaith went to visit with Zita. On the same boat. Ha. 

When cousin Orlaith lived here. In our basement. Ha.

Maybe the island has a giant flowerpot. 

Or maybe it is a magic flowerpot. Maybe. I do not know.

One of Emmet’s old Gods friends has a giant magic pot. But it was not a flower pot. Just a food pot. 

Our flowerpots are not so magic, they are just filled up with lovely flowers. Oh well. 

It would be nice to have a magic food pot I think. Then we would not have to go shopping. Ha. 

Emmet went for a nice walk this afternoon.

But then it was not so nice. 

Because just like that there was rain everywhere. 

And when Emmet got home he was as soggy as could be. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

But then all the rain just stopped. I do not know why. 

So Zita and I went or before dinner walk and there was no surprise rain at all. That that was good.

I only had very soggy feet when we got back home. That was good.

We will have a very tasty dinner tonight. I could smell it. When I was in the kitchen.

The new detective program was very good and only a little bit scary.




Thursday, 3 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty Three 

I got up early this morning.

Because our go fast car was taking Niamh and Lee and Cara and Miss Tarryn to a forest.

So they can live outside. In a tent. And even sleep there. Not in their own comfy beds. Oh dear.

I did not know this. Nobody told me. That is not alright. Oh dear me.

I cannot mind my best friend Niamh when she is in a far away forest. And not here. Oh dear me.

But what if there are ferocious bears. Or scary thunderstorms. Who will guard them. Oh dear me.

But I could not go. 

Because the go fast car was filled right up to the top with living outside stuff. 

Even a cook outside stove. Oh dear. 

When the car was all filled up they just drove away. Without me. I did not like that so very much.

So then Zita and I went for our good morning walk. It was a beautiful as can be morning. 

Then we went to our rascal ladies office because it is a go to work again day. Oh well. 

Craig made Zita her favourite fluffy coffee but I was to busy to help him look out our window this morning. 

Because of the very important meetings. Too bad for him.

Last night we had a party at our house. 

Because Tara came to have dinner with us.


Before Emmet goes back to his way far away in Ireland university. 

So I minded everybody. Right behind Niamh. 

Then Cara and Lee came too. 

And everybody laughed all the time. 



And it was so loud I had to go my comfy rug in the kitchen. To have a nice nap. Oh dear.

Emmet and Tara were friends even when they were little children. Ha. 



It is good to have friends for a very long time. 

Because they know all your very own secrets. And will not ever tell. Ha. 

Emmet was very tired this morning.

Because he was all awake until nearly morning. 

He had to tell some people that they were just all wrong about his friends the way old Gods. Oh dear.

They should not argue with my friend Emmet. 

The way old Gods are his very own job. It is known. Ha. Too bad for them. 

This afternoon we were not so very busy at work so I had a very nice nap on the big comfy bed. Ha.

When Zita was all finished her work I was all awake.

So we went for our before dinner walk. 

It was a very nice walk because it was not a rainy day. That was good. 

We will not have even a little together dinner tonight.

Because Niamh and the go fast car are nearly at a far away forest. But not yet. 


And Emmet is playing his dragons game with his nice university friends.

So I only have to mind Craig and Zita. That is an easy job.

We have to find a new detective program tonight.

Because the other one was not so interesting. Oh well.


Wednesday, 2 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty Two

We only had a very little bit of a sleep in. 

Then Zita took Niamh to downtown. For her job.

Then we had a nice long walk. 

It is our Wednesday do not go to work day so Zita went outside.

With the chop your toes off machine. To make our grass neat and tidy. Ha. 

And then she stayed outside to make our front yard as neat and tidy as can be too. 

I could not go. Because of the maybe cut my toes off machine. 

So I had to mind her right from my watching window. Oh dear me.



Craig and I had a little bit of a round toast. When I was minding Zita. 

It was not even a bit warm. I do not know why. Oh dear.

Zita got right inside our bushes. With a very big saw.  Oh dear. 

But there were not any dangerous animals hiding there today. That was good.

Now it is all as tidy as can be. 


Emmet talked to the nice man who found him the best do not get lost aeroplanes. 

So now he can go all the way back to his very old university. And his new very little apartment. 

With his friends. But his friends do not even eat even a little bit of very tasty meat. 

Not even delicious Irish chicken. Oh dear.

I do not know why.

But now I cannot be my friend Emmet’s very best minder dog when he is in way far away Ireland. 

That is not all right. Oh dear. Too bad for Emmet and me. Oh dear me. 

At lunchtime I had a bit of new round toast with Craig. But this one was toasty warm. That was good.

Then Zita went to the grocery store to get some delicious food.

Because Craig did not have any oatmeal cookies left. I think he ate them all. Oh dear me.

And when she came back Zita brought the extra delicious cookies from our lovely delicious meat store.

I do not know why they have Craig’s very favourite oatmeal cookies. Maybe it is a mystery. Ha.

Miss Tara is coming to our house for a special dinner tonight. So Zita is making her very best special dessert.

The one with lots of strawberries and way too much fluffy cream on top. Ha.

That is how you can tell it is a special dinner. 

Because you all ways have to have delicious desserts when you have a special dinner. It is the rule. 

Zita and I went for an early before dinner walk. 

Because we are going to have an early dinnertime. 

Because it is a special treat dinner. Ha. Good for us.


Tuesday, 1 September 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty One

We had a very early in the morning day today.

Because Niamh had to be at work very early. 

So the black car and Zita took her downtown to the beautiful clothes store.

Then Zita and I had our good morning walk before she ran all around all over.

Craig did not have even a little sleep in today. I do not know why.

He made Zita the special fluffy coffee and he had tasty round toasts. 

But I could not help him with his round toasts today. I was way too busy. 

Because Zita needed my help with her good morning to everybody meeting. It is our job.


Sometimes jobs do not let you have lovely sleep ins or have a nice time looking out your watching window. 

That is not all right. Everybody should just look out a watching window every day.

So they can see that there are lots of other people all around in their neighborhood. Not just them.

Emmet is very busy. He has to find an aeroplane that knows how to get all the way to Cork. 

And not go to any giant aeroports. Or get lost. 

There are not so many aeroplanes just now.

Because everybody was getting way too sick to go anywhere. 

So lots and lots of aeroplanes are on their vacation. Oh dear. 

And he has to go to his new very little apartment early. And just stay there. And not go out. 

Because of the do not get anybody so sick rules. Oh dear. 

So he talked to the very nice man who got him out of Ireland as quick as could be. 

When all the brand new do not get sick and die rules started

It was the man who knew where all the aeroplanes were hiding.

So he will find Emmet the very best do not get all lost aeroplane. 

That will take him back to his far away in Cork university. Ha. That is good.

Craig and Zita went on a lunchtime adventure walk today. 

And they saw my friends the ducks. In the other pond. Ha.

I stayed here right in our office. 

So I could guard all our important papers and Emmet too.

I got fluffy milk right on top of my lunch today. 

Because I am the very best guarder dog ever. Craig told me. So it is true. 

When we were all finished our work Zita and I went on a together walk. A before dinner walk. 

We went to visit my friends the ducks in the other pond. 

We had a long walk because my leg was not sore today. Ha.

We went before there was lots of rain. That was a good.

I think we will have a nice altogether dinner tonight. That would be nice. 

They are my favourite dinnertimes.

Monday, 31 August 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty 

Zita and I had a little sleep in today. Ha. That was nice.

So we did not have time for a very nice good morning walk.

And Zita could not have her run all around.

Because it was go to work Monday. 

Craig made her the special fluffy coffee before her had his coffees.

I did not help him look out the watching window this morning.

Because I was way too busy helping Zita and all the rascal ladies. 

But he had a tasty croissant with his later another coffee. So I helped him then.

Last night there were lots of very smelly skunks right around my own house. Oh dear.

I do not know why they always come to my street. 

I could see them. Right from my watching window. 

But Zita could not see them. Too bad for her.

Zita went for a lunchtime walk in the beautiful outside. 

It is alway nice to go for a little walk after watching lots and lots of meetings. 

So your head is not only full of too long meetings. 

But I did not want to go. I was a bit sore this morning. 

So Craig gave me some of my own do not be too sore medicine.  

Then just looked out my own window. Until Zita came home.

Then we went back to our important work. Good for us.

Emmet was very busy this morning. 

Because he had to give his way far away in Cork university lots of money.

And they are not even all open. That is not all right. 

And all his own Professors are not even there. Oh dear.

My friend Niamh came home today. After lunchtime. Miss Tara brought her home.

From the beautiful cottage right on the very big lake. 



Because tomorrow is a go to work day for Niamh. Oh well. Too bad for her.

When she was all back home she went right away to downstairs. To have a big nap.

Because they stayed up too late at night at the cottage. 

And ate everything all the time. Oh dear.

After I had my tasty first dinner I took Zita for a long before dinner walk. 

And it was still a beautiful day outside. Good for us.

We will have an altogether dinner tonight. If my friend Niamh is all awake. Ha.