Thursday 31 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Six

We had a little sleep in today.

Niamh does not have any way early in the more practice dance days anymore. Ha.

She did not get up until after our toasts. Ha.

Last night she and her dance a lot friends went out for a nice dinner. Downtown. Because their special dances are all over. 

Zita had to take the gold big car to see Mister Mike's fix your car all up store. They like to fix our car. 

It was not very broken. Just a little bit. Zita did not have to leave it there. That is good. 

Emmet had to go to his nice university to talk to everybody today. 

All about the way far away ocean. A long long time ago. And all the people who lived there.

Some of his helpers did not help so much. Oh dear. He said he was not surprised. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

It is not so nice outside today. Just lots of raining. Nearly all our giant pile of snow has all gone away. 

There is not even a little bit in my side yard anymore. Ha. Silly snow. 

Yesterday Craig and I had croissants for our lunch. Croissants are my favourite. 

We have our tasty croissants in the den. When Craig is reading. Sometimes for our nice Queen. 

Sometimes we have cheesy croissants. Ha. Good for me. 

Sometimes we get very long all covered in cheese buns. We put them in the oven. 

Then they are too hot to eat. I do not know why.  And we have to wait. 

I do not like waiting so much. Oh well. 

I still have to put my foot in the medicine bowl. Because of my sore foot. Oh dear.

Craig's hockey team won last night. But it was too late for them. Oh well. 

Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies today. I was a big help. 

And she has to go to visit more rascal ladies. Again. To not so far away Toronto. Not today. Later Craig told me. 

We had hot sticky buns for our lunch. Ha. 

Craig found the nasty man. From a long long time ago. Now he has to go to jail. Forever. 

And the nice nearly young lady's horse remembered her. And she remembered it too. From the long time ago. 

She can not even remember so much. Because of the nasty man. But she remembered her friend the horse. 

It is a jump over everything horse. Now they friends again. That is good. 

You should not forget you friends. Because they are your friends. 

Like my own friends Emmet and Niamh. I would not forget them. They are my friends. And Zita and Craig too. It is known. 

That was a very good book. The lady's nice horse even had a big dog for its friend. 

He was Hector the very sleepy dog. Ha. That is good. I have nice naps too. 


Wednesday 30 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Five

We had a very very busy day. All day long. 

We had to get up even in the still dark. I had my breakfast in the dark. Ha.

Zita had to drive Niamh and Miss Rowan to the dance a lot school way early. 

Because today was the very special dance day.  

Today everybody watched Niamh's very own dance. On the giant stage. With lots and lots of people watching. Oh dear. I could not go. To help. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Emmet could not go either. Because he had an important meeting at his university. For his remember everything exams too. Oh dear. That is not right. 

We had the tasty just for toasts bread today. That is good. 

Emmet brought it home to our house yesterday. After his university. 

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. It is not all windy today. That is good. Then I had a nice nap. Because I got up very early this morning. Ha. 

After lunchtime Craig and Zita and Cara and Lee went to the dance a lot school. I guarded the house. All by myself. 

When everybody came home after Niamh's way beautiful dance they told me all about it. 

In her very special dance all her dance a lot friends were animals. Even very fierce and scary lions.

Miss Rowan was a lion. She groweled very loud. Right on the giant stage. Oh dear. And the lions chased Miss Gorgie. 

Miss Georgie was a very fast antelope. They were going to eat her all up. But she got away. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Lions are very scary. In the summertime they hide in the bushes and jump out to catch you. Oh dear. 

That is why I always go with Zita for our nice walks. So the lions won't get us. Ha. Good for us. 

Zita and I had a nice walk. It is not all windy today. That is good. Then I had a nice nap. Because I got up very early this morning. Ha. 

Zita told me that Niamh's speech was very very good. Everybody laughed. Even when they were supposed to. That is good. 

Then we had to go in the gold car to see my nice doctor. So he could look at my sore foot. I have to go back. In a very little while. Oh dear. 

Now my friend Emmet has to do other people's work. At his nice university. Because they did not do it. Oh dear. 

And he has to do it all done and perfect for tomorrow. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Maybe the lions will get them. Maybe. 


Tuesday 29 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Four

It is our everybody get up early day. So we all got up early. That is good.

I guarded the house all by myself. Zita had to drive Niamh to dance a lot school. And Craig had to drive Emmet to his nice university. 

It is Emmet's all day the the university day. Last week our cheese friends gave him another Mister Horton's card. For his hot chocolates and his tasty donuts. 

My friend Niamh got one too. Ha. I did not get one. 

Because dogs do not have pockets for Mister Horton's cards. That is why nice people give us the extra bits when they come home. Ha. 

When Craig and Zita were home Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is so windy cold Zita said it would skin a goat. Oh dear. 

We do not have any goats in my neighbourhood. That is good for them. 

I do not know any goats. Or elephants. Just people and nice dogs. That is good. 

Everybody needs their skin. Or you would just all fall apart. It is known.

When we got home we had toasts and some too much coffees. 

The present man came two times today. We got new programs to watch on the television at night. After dinner. In the den. 

They are all about the old churchman. In way far away England. He is a detective too. He always has an umbrella. Umbrellas are scary. Oh well.

And we got a brand new machine to make the Irish tea and the too much coffees. 

Because the old machine does not work all the time. Oh dear. No Irish tea. Oh dear. So we got a brand new machine. 

And Mister Tom brought the not too scary Vikings for Craig and Emmet. And the scary dangerous spies program for Zita. That is nice. 

Zita is way busy. They have to make a beautiful picture of a chair. For all the rascal ladies. 

Some people are going to draw a chair for them. For real money. I do not know why. Oh well. 

We have lots of way old chairs in the scary basement. 

Maybe we should give the rascal ladies one of them. For their own chair. Not just a picture. Pictures of chairs are not so comfortable. It is known. 

Craig and I had toasty ham sandwiches for our lunch. That is good.

Mister Peter came to our house this afternoon. To look at all the colours on the wall. We will get even more colours. 

Mister Peter has a nice big dog too. That is good. He likes dogs. Ha.

Then Miss Rowan came to our house. To listen to Niamh's important speech. For her very important dance a lot day. Tomorrow. Oh dear. 

Niamh is way nervous. Because I can not come to help. That is not right. Oh dear. That is not right. 


Monday 28 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Three

We had a nice sleep in today.

And we had toasts. And Craig and Zita had coffees. That is right.

Then Craig took my friend Emmet to his nice university. That is good. 

I helped Zita talk to the rascal ladies. All morning. Good for me. 

We had a way nice cheese party last night. We had lots of tasty cheeses. Some from nice Mister Nicastro's smelly cheese store. 

Miss Andrea was here for her dinner. She is going to go to doctors school too. Not right away. Later. 

She had two pieces of our own made chocolate cake. Ha. 

But she is not going to way far away Ireland. Like Emmet's friend Miss Rachel.

This morning when Craig and Emmet were all home from the university Zita drove the silver little car. 

Because we have to take Zita's car to Mister Mike's fix your car all up store. 

We talked to Mister Bob. He knows all about the gold big car. 

Zita took my friend Niamh to her friend's house. To see her dance a lot friends. Again.

It was very rainy outside this morning. There was even way loud thunder. When it was all dark. 

It made Zita and I all awake. But not Craig. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Zita is going to Miss Zoe's mother's sing happy birthday party. Tonight. And have a tasty dinner and a very hot bath. Outside. Oh dear. 

With all her lady friends.

Sometimes I have a nice bath outside. But only in the too hot summertime. Not in the windy rain. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Craig and Emmet and Niamh will make their own tasty dinner. Maybe. 

They will just have pasta and all the used tasty cheese. That is good. I will get the extra cheese bits. Ha. Good for me.

Zita and I went for a long walk. Before the sing happy birthday party. 

I was very soggy when I got home. Because it is a way rainy windy day outside. 

I had to have a little bath. In the bathtub. Then I had to go in the kitchen until I was just as dry as can be. Oh well. 

Craig stayed in the kitchen too. Reading his book. I dried myself on my comfy bed. And had a nice nap. That is nice.,






Sunday 27 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Two

It is Mister God's holiday today. And even tomorrow. We only had a little sleep in.

We are going to have a special lunch.

I got cheese treats last night. Right on top of my own dinner. Ha.

And I got lettuce treats after the nasty put my foot in the bowl medicine. Oh well.

Niamh did not sleep here last night. She slept at Cara and Lee's house last night. So they could find all the secret chocolate treats. 

The giant bunny hides them. The giant bunny does not come to my house. Because big dogs are too scary. Ha. 

I do not like bunnies so much. They eat all my green beans. In my garden. 

So I scare them all away. Ha. Good for me. But the giant bunny does not come to my house now. Oh well.

Jamie and I went for a nice walk this morning. With Zita and Professor Jill too. 

The giant bunny does not go to their house either. Ha. 

We had very sticky buns for our special lunch. There were no cross buns left. Oh dear. That is not right. 

You are supposed to have the very cross buns For Mister God's holiday. Maybe we will get in trouble. Oh well.

Craig made the house all neat and tidy for our cheese party tonight. It is a table sheet cheese party. Ha. 

And Zita made all the tasty food. We even made an all by ourselves cake. 

It is all round. And it has a hole right in the middle. Just like a giant tasty bagel. Ha. Just for us. That is good.

We have very big pieces of colour on the walls. So we can guess the right one. For the nice painters.

Cousin Orlaith sent us pictures of the giant parade in way far away Dublin today. 

The parade is for all very long time ago dangerous people. Even all our relatives. They had their very own post office. But they had to give it back. 

Then they went to jail. But they got out and married Zita's grandmother. Ha. Oh well.

Dublin is not so dangerous now. Except for the way too many cars. And Uncle Cirian's too fast all the way from Italy very noisy motorcycle. Oh dear. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk before our tasty cheese party. It is a very sunny not even a bit cold day. Good for us. 

Niamh is writing her speech for the very special dance day. It is a way important day. 

She got a brand new very short skirt. For her important speech. That is good. 

I will listen to the speech. So she knows it is all perfect. 



Saturday 26 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty One

Zita had to drive Craig to his old friends breakfast. Because of the icy rain. 

The streets were all too slippy for the go fast chair. Oh dear.

I did not go. The silver little car is too little. Oh well.

We could not uses the gold big car. Because the keep your windshield clean machine is still broken. Oh dear. 

It will have to go to Mister Mike's fix your car all up store. Oh well.

I guarded the house. Emmet and Niamh were still fast asleep. Ha.

Zita had to go tasty food shopping. We are going to have all our used food for dinner tonight. 

Because the refrigerator is all full up. To the top.  

Then Craig and Zita went out. To see all the brand new flowers. And bushes. 

Our new little tree is dead. Because of the nasty bugs. They ate it all up. 

We will get a brand new big bush. That smells very nice.  Ha. That is good.

Niamh and Cara took me for my nice walk after lunch. When Niamh was all awake. 

This afternoon Mister Bill came to my house to talk to us. And drink too much coffees. 

Because he is going to go to way far away Ireland. And Missus Ginny too. Not today. In the summer.  

He wanted to ask Zita all about nice tasty restaurants and castles.

We know all about tasty restaurants and castles. In way far away Ireland. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet go to all the castles. And even the nice table sheet restaurants. That is good.

Now my friend Niamh has to find some beautiful clothes. Very fast. Maybe even today.

Because she has to make a speech. On the giant stage in front of all her dance a lot school. 

All before everybody can see her special all made by her dance. Oh dear. 

So Zita and Niamh and Cara went to find some beautiful clothes. That is good. 

Emmet made his too long brand new story too long story short. That is good. 

Then he had a nice long walk. Because it is all sunny this afternoon. With just all blue forever skies. 

Now the snow is just all water again. Ha. That is good. I do not like the slippy ice. It hurts my feet. That is not right. 

I did not have any food upstairs. At all. My friend Emmet filled my own bowl. From the big bag in the basement. And brought it upstairs. Just for me. That is nice. 

Friends always get you food if you are hungry. It is known.

Tomorrow we are going to have a little cheese party. Because of Mister God's holiday. Miss Andrea is going to come too. She goes to Emmet's nice university too. 

Craig's mother is going to come too. Sometimes she forgets and does not come. Oh well. 


Friday 25 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty

We had a little sleep in today. 

It is a holiday for Mister God today. That is nice. 

We only went for a little walk. After Craig was all awake. It is way way slippy outside. Oh dear. 

The clean the windshield machine on the gold big car broke. Because of all the icy rain. Oh dear.

Miss Georgie slept here last night. Miss Julia had a sing happy birthday party. With all her friends. They did not get home until way late. 

I had to get all fast awake. To make sure all the rooms were safe. After they got all in bed. It is my job. 

And they did not get up until lunchtime. Ha. They were just all fast asleep. 

I got special just for me toasts today. Because Craig and Zita had cross buns. 

Dogs can not have cross buns. Or they will have a sick tummy. Oh well.

We only have the cross buns on these days. I do not know why. Sometimes we put them in the tasty toasts machine. For cross toasts. Ha.

I did not eat my breakfast until lunchtime. Because I had a sleep in. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita are making Emmet's new story shorter. It is too long. I do not know why. 

I think long stories are best. Ha. 

My cheese party friends called my house today. On the telephone. 

They are going to come up to visit us. Soon. Not right away. 

Maybe when we sell all our stuff. To all our friends. And buy theirs. Maybe. 

That is a good day. I get to stay outside. On my lawn to guard all our stuff. We do it every year. Good for us. 

Cara and Lee are going to be at our church tonight. On the little stage. I do not know why. 

Maybe because it is Mister God's holiday. Maybe. 

Niamh is going to clap. That is what our friends do. When you are on a stage. So you know you did not make any mistakes.

We are having a make it all by yourself dinner. We are having fill them right all to the top tacos. Ha. 

There is always little pieces of special cheese when we make tacos. Ha. Good for me. 

Thursday 24 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Nine

We had to get up early again. Oh well.

It is way way windy today. And some too much snow too. And all hard pointy nearly rain. That is not right. 

Too much windy snow for the buses. So Niamh can not go to her dance a lot school. Oh dear. 

She needs to practice all her dance a lot friends for her special dance. She is not so happy today. Ha.

I will make her happy. It is my job. Ha. I will grab her arm and not let go. Ha. Good for me.

She can come with me when I check all the rooms in my house. She can help me.That will make her happy. Ha.

Last night I went down to the scary basement. To hide in my friend Emmet's room. 

Because it was put my foot in the medice time. 

Zita found me. I am not a very good hider. Oh well. 

Emmet has lots and lots and lots of books in his room. Even on the floor. I hid on the floor. Zita knew I was not a book. Oh well. 

Then I had to put my foot in the medicine bowl anyway. Too bad for me.

Last night we watched a program about a music contest. I way far away Ireland. We did not know anybody. Oh well.

Just all about two brothers who wanted the same prize. They did not win. Another man won. Oh well. There was lots of music. I had a nice nap. 

After lunchtime Craig took Emmet to his nice university. Even in the stick to your car icy rain. Oh dear.  

He got coffees at the give it to you in your car restaurant. He waited for Emmet. Because of the windy icy rain. 

I had to put my foot in the medicine again. I got a giant lettuce treat. Oh well. 

This afternoon I guarded Niamh. Zita had to go to another rascal ladies meeting. 

Niamh has to go to a meeting before our dinner. To get a for real money job. For when school is all over. 

She had to go to the big building where they write our nice newspaper stories. 

To talk to the people. The nice people want Niamh to teach litte children to be beautiful dancers. Just like her. That is good.

I had to remind Craig it was my tasty dinner time again. He was just reading. 

When he is reading his interesting stories he forgets all about my tasty dinner time. Oh dear. 

Then I have to go in the den and sit in front of him until he remembers. Then he says I am too early. That is not true. 

My tummy knows the time too. Too bad for me. Oh well. 


Wednesday 23 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Eight

We did not have to get up way early today. That is good.

Because Miss Julia drove Niamh to the dance a lot school this morning. Maybe Niamh is not sick today. Maybe. 

Niamh slept all afternoon yesterday. She even was all fast asleep at our dinner time. I did not wake her all up. Good for me. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. There was snow on my street. Not so much snow. 

It is time for the snow to go away. It is not time for more snow. Oh dear.

I do not like putting my foot into the full of medicine bowl. Oh dear. It takes too long. I have to be as still as a rock. I do not like that. 

Craig gives me cheese treats. I do not eat them. I do not like putting my foot in the medicine. Too bad for me.

We had very crunchy toasts today. Because Craig cooked them too much. Oh well. 

I like the crunchy toasts best.

We had toasty bacon sandwiches for our lunch. Ha.

Last night I got some tasty chicken. Because I was such a good waiting dog. With my awful foot medicine. 

Zita had to go to the way too small office today. After she drove Emmet to his nice university. He has meetings today too. 

The man on the radio said today is the day for all the puppies in the world. Their very own day. That is good.

I am not a puppy anymore. I am a very big black dog. 

With a big black nose. And flappy ears. And a very short waggley tail. And I am beautiful. Craig told me so. It is true. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig and Zita and Niamh and I watched the grumpy doctor on the television last night. Niamh was all fast asleep. Me too. 

Niamh has to give them even more giant sharp needles all full right up of blood. Because they did not get enough. That is not right. 

Craig is still looking for the nasty person who pushed the lady in the way big canal. A long long time ago. Oh well. 

And he is working in a very old bookstore too. That is open all the time. And you have to use ladders to get the books. And the books are not even a little bit new. Oh well. 

That is a silly store. Not like nice Mister Nicastro's smelly cheese store. Ha.  

We got brand new just for the tasty pasta cheese. Miss Rowan came to my house for dinner tonight. To try it. Ha. 

Craig said she had to give us two dollars. That is silly. 

He is very silly. Because he is old. Ha. 










Tuesday 22 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Seven

It was a way way early day this morning.

Craig and Zita and I were all wide way even before the sunshine. Ha. 

Zita had to go to a rascal ladies breakfast. At the famous looks like a castle hotel. She had to get all dressed in her good clothes.

We did not have coffees until way late. Oh well.

Craig took Niamh to her very early special dance practice. At her dance a lot school. 

Then he took Emmet to his spend all day at his nice university day. 

I had to guard the house all by myself. I got peanut butter treats. From my friend Emmet.

I have to put my foot in my own special full of medicine bowl two times. Every day. 

Because I have a sore foot. I do not like to do that so much. Craig has to help Zita help me. Oh dear. 

Maybe it does not hurt so much. Maybe. 

Today some very nasty people blew up bombs at an airport. And killed other people. In way far way. 

Right where all the nice Bouvier dogs came from. A long time ago. That is not right. 

I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight. When everybody is all fast asleep. Maybe he knows why. Maybe. 

I have not seen my friend Jamie so often. We go for our nice walks at not the same time. 

Because Professor Jill has to go to Emmet's nice university. To teach everybody. 

Jamie does not go to the nice university. She guards her own house. 

She has to do it all by herself. Because her friend Zorro had to go to heaven to be company for our Uncle Bill. 

And go for rides in his flying motorcycle. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe they will find Niamh's friend Shadow. Maybe he would like fast rides too. 

Uncle Bill would give him rides. Because Shadow was Niamh's throw the ball friend at the cottage. It is known. 

Nearly all the snow has left my corner. But not my patio or my front law my. I do not know why. Oh well.

Zita had to go to a rascal ladies lunch today. To talk to rascal ladies from far away. 

Niamh came home early from her dance a lot school. Because she is still sick. 

But she had to go to her special own dance practice. Or it will not be a way beautiful dance. Oh dear. 

I will lie on her bed. With her. So she will not be too cold. I am a very good warmer. It is known.




Monday 21 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Six

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. 

Because Zita did not have to drive Niamh to her way early practice dance today. 

Because Niamh had to go to see her nice doctor this morning.

I had to go to my doctor too. My foot was still too sore. Oh dear

I did not go to Niamh's doctor.  I go to a different doctor. He is a just for nice dogs doctor. That is good. 

Niamh's doctor said her throat was still way too sore. Oh dear. 

They put a big needle in her and took away nearly all her blood. Oh dear. 

Maybe they will give it back. Later. 

We had very crunchy toasts today. They were the scrape them all clean kind of toasts. I like the crunchy toasts. It is known.

Zita took Niamh to her doctor. Craig took Emmet to his university. I stayed here to guard the house. 

We were very busy today. 

Then Craig and Zita took me to my nice doctor. In the gold big car. Good for us.

My nice doctor gave me some medicine. We put it in peanut butter so I can not taste it. Like my chicken treats. Ha.  

And I have to put my foot in a special just for Poppy bowl. It is my own bowl now. Zita fills it up all full of medicine. For my foot. 

I have to have my foot in the medicine for a long time. Because My foot got caught by an infection. 

Then I am a little bit soggy. But I get treats. Ha. 

Craig is reading for our nice Queen today. She will be happy. That is good. 

And last night Emmet finished his giant essay all about the way way far away ocean. Good for him. He was way happy. 

Now Craig and Zita will read and read it and read it until it is all beautiful. That is good.

Zita and I went for a nice walk before our nice dinner. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch the old detectives tonight. I will have a nice quiet nap. 

Going to the doctor makes you very tired. Niamh too. 




Sunday 20 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Five

We only had a little sleep in today. Oh well. 

Then Zita and I went for a little walk. To Emmet's old school. And back. It is not so windy today. 

Zita and I made brand new tasty little cakes for our breakfast. Ha. Good for us.

A nice lady came to my house in the afternoon. She was an old friend. 

She knows all about beautiful colours. For walls. But not for kitchens. 

Because we are going to have all brand new paint on all our walls. Ha. And even all new colours too. 

A man is going to come with paint brushes and make the house are beautiful again. That is nice.

My friend Niamh is still sick. In bed. 

Maybe she will go to her nice doctor tomorrow. If she is not all better. Zita said. 

She watched all the scary wolves and dragons program. On her fast computer. All by herself. In her cosy bedroom. 

Niamh is very brave. It is known. 

Last night Emmet and his university friends did not go to a too many chips restaurant. 

Emmet and Chris and Sava went to a real table sheets restaurant. With tasty food. Not just too many chips. 

Because now they are all grown up. Ha. They were surprised. Too bad for them.

Then they went to Chris's brand new apartment. In a giant building. It is his very own. It is all full of boxes. And a bed. Ha.

He just bought it. But it is all empty. Just his boxes. 

Craig and Zita had used pizza. I got crunchy pizza bits. Ha. Good for us.

After our dinner we watched all the people in Dublin. Being Irish. On the television. 

For the special because we are Irish day. We did not see any of our cousins. Oh well. 

Cousin Orlaith was not even there at all. 

She is still in her very old university. Beside the giant ocean. Writing stories. Just like Emmet. 

That is what you do at your university. And drink tea. And eat donuts. And talk to everybody. 




Saturday 19 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Four

We had a bit of a sleep in today.

Then Craig went to his old friends breakfast. By himself. We did not take him today. He came home. All safe. That is good. 

Last night my friend Niamh went to bed way early because of her sore nasty throat. Right after our dinner. 

Today she stayed in her comfy bed until way after lunchtime. All fast asleep. Oh dear. 

It was a windy cold day. Zita and I went for our nice long walk anyway. After our breakfast. 

My back foot is a bit sore. Oh well. 

Zita had to go and talk to lots and lots of people today. To tell them about how to be a rascal lady. 

She had to find her best pretty shoes. And her all grown up jacket. 

Craig does not have any all grown up clothes anymore. Just old jeans. And soft shirts. Niamh told me. She borrows them. All the time. Oh dear. 

This morning Zita and I helped Emmet. His brand new story is too long. So we looked at it. With a red ink pen. Oh dear.

Mister Tony sent us some tasty pizza last night. Just Craig and Emmet and I. 

Zita and our friend Kathy went out for a tasty dinner. At the just Indian food restaurant. Right on our busy street. 

Last night Craig and I watched the hockey game. In the den. His team did not win. Again. Oh well. Too bad for them.

I had a nice nap too. Hockey games are not so interesting.

Craig is still being the nice detective in the just canals city. 

He has to find a nasty person from a long long time ago. He does not have a nice dog to help him. Only children. 

They can not help. Because they have to go to their university. Oh well. 

He has a nice wife too. She is a professor at a way way old university. She is nearly a queen. That is nice. Her father has a beautiful palace. Just for him. 

The detective and his nice wife like making very tasty food. That is good. 

The book makes Craig laugh. He reads parts to me. Out loud. Do not understand them so much. 

I like to hear the stories anyway. Because Craig likes reading them to me. 

Maybe I will understand someday. Maybe. It does not matter so much. It is known.

Emmet is going out to dinner tonight. With his friends. From his nice university. 

They will go to a too many chips restaurant. And eat hamburgers. That is what you eat when you are at your nice university. 



Friday 18 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Three

I had a nice quiet day. Because I am a bit tired. 

Going to the make me beautiful store always makes me way tired.

Last night we watched the new stories Mister Tom gave us. New new scary stories all about dangerous spies. Until way late.

I had to get up and tell Craig it was our bed time. He forgot. Too bad for him.

Niamh got home way late from the pretending you are Irish party. 

Nobody got in trouble. That is good. Because only Niamh was Irish. Not anybody else. Ha. 

Zita had to talk to a lot of rascal ladies from far away. This morning. On the telephone. 

Emmet is still writing his new stories. All about our nice Queen's crown. Some days Craig works for her. But not all the days. That is good. 

She does not wear the beautiful crown to work. It is too big. Ha. 

It is not so warm today. Just all sunny and windy cold. There no fat clouds anywhere. 

Craig and I played catch the ball a lot today. I am not so tired today.

Zita is tired because she was all wide awake too soon. This morning. 

She got up and we had a banana. In the dark night. 

Then she went all fast asleep. But now she is still too tired. 

Maybe she will have a nice nap. I can help with nice naps. It is true. 

Niamh has a sore nasty throat. 

Craig says it is because she is burning at both ends. That is not true. It is just silly. 

She is not on fire. She is just on her comfy bed. All wrapped up. In her fluffy duvet. 

Maybe she will have a nap. Maybe. I am a very good nap helper. 

Zita has to go to a rascal ladies meeting tomorrow. Oh dear. It will be Saturday. Saturday is not a rascal ladies day. That is not right. Oh well.

Mister Bill came to my house. Maybe he is going to way far away. Maybe. He wanted to talk to Zita about how to find way far way. 

Craig told him all about the very dangerous gas stores. 

Where they only sell you the too tasty that make you too full to drive lunches. They are very dangerous Craig said. 

You have to buy all brand new big clothes. Oh dear. 

Zita and I went for a too cold walk before our tasty dinner walk. We came back to our comfy house. That is good. 

My friend Emmet went for a very little walk too. It was too windy cold for a nice long walk. Oh well. 

We are going to have tasty pizza tonight. I like pizza bits. 






Thursday 17 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Two

I had a very busy day. And I had an adventure too.

I had to go to the make me beautiful store this morning. 

As soon as breakfast was over I had to go in the gold big car. 

I do not like it when the car is going. It is too noisy. I just like the car to be all still. And quiet. In my driveway. Ha. Too bad for me. 

Then I went into the make me beautiful store. They know my name. They say oh it is Miss Poppy. 

Then the nice lady had to make me all beautiful. You have to have an all over bath to be all beautiful. Oh dear. 

With special make me smell beautiful shampoo. I am not so furry now. 

Craig had to go and take Emmet to his nice university. 

He was not there when I was all beautiful. Oh dear.

So Zita and I went for the longest walk in the world. It was not even in my own nice neighbourhood. 

It was somewhere else. I do not know where. And it then it was all nasty hard pointy icy rain. 

And then Craig was at the wrong place. Because Emmet forgot to tell him. Oh dear. 

We walked all the way to the other giant hospital. And then Craig found us. 

Zita and I were a bit soggy. Oh dear. 

Then we were all at home. On my own street. In my own house. On my own comfy bed. And all beautiful again. Craig and Zita told me. That is good.

And I had a nap. Going to the make me beautiful store always makes me tired. Oh well.

Zita had even more important meetings this afternoon. Way downtown. When I had my nap. 

Niamh was at Kathy's house today. Learning interesting things. All about reading. 

I can not read. Craig always reads me the not so scary parts of his interesting books. If they have nice dogs in the stories. That is good. 

Dogs can not read so well. We are just way good listeners. It is known. 

Niamh's friends are going to come to my house for tasty bagels. From Mister Kettleman's bagels store. 

Tonight they are going to a pretend you are Irish party. Oh dear. 

Only my friend Niamh is all Irish. 

Miss Georgie is from way far away Italy. And Miss Courtney is from way way way far away China. They are not even Irish. Oh dear. 

Maybe they will get in trouble. On dear. 

They should just go our nice make tasty Chinese food store instead. 

They do not care if you are Irish. Just if you like their way tasty Chinese food. It is known. 




Wednesday 16 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty One

Nobody had a nice sleep in today. 

Except Niamh. She was still way tired. She went all fast asleep right after our dinner. Ha.

Zita had a way early meeting. And Craig drove Emmet to his university. 

I guarded my friend Niamh and our house. All by myself. With my peanut butter treat.

When Zita came home we went for a walk. I did not want to go. I was all comfy on my own bed. With my own soft blanket. 

So said she would have to go to our nice bank all by herself. That is not right. 

I always go to the bank with Zita. It is the nice bank. On the busy street. Where nice dogs get giant treats. 

All the people there know my name. They say it is the very nice dog Miss Poppy. Let's give her a giant treat. Ha. It is true. 

So I went. Good for me.

I did not go to the make me beautiful store today. 

Craig was wrong. It is tomorrow. He is very old. Oh well.

Tomorrow is the everybody pretend to be Irish day. That is silly. 

Zita and Emmet and Niamh are all Irish. They have little red books that say they are Irish. All in Irish. With their pictures in it. Ha. 

I am not Irish. I have lots of pieces of paper too. They say I am Miss Poppy Taylor. I am a fierce Bouvier dog. From way far away France. 

Where they make all the tasty croissants. And all the tasty cheeses. Ha. Good for me. 

Last night we watched the detectives from way far away way up north. They caught all the nasty people. Ha. That is good.

Craig is now another detective. In a city with no streets. Just big canals. Just like ours. But lots more. And way way old. 

Their canals never get all slippery for skating. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

I do not know why they do not have nice streets like mine. Just old canals. 

Maybe everybody there is soggy all the time. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Zita is going out with her lady friends tonight. To the just chocolate desserts store. Ha. 

Maybe Craig and Emmet will watch the scary Vikings tonight. Msybe.  

I will have a nice nap. Naps are not scary. Ha. Good for me. 







Tuesday 15 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Forty

Craig had another sleep in today. Because of his not all right shoulder. Oh dear.

I had to wait until late before we could play catch the ball. 

And I would not eat my nice breakfast until late. 

I was very hungry. 

But I can not have my nice breakfast before we have our toasts. It is known. So I had to wait and wait. Oh well. 

Emmet was very tired this morning. Because he had to write his brand new story. Nearly all night. Oh dear. That is not right.

Today is Emmet's all day at his university day. Oh dear. 

My friend Niamh is came home today. That is good. She will have her nice dinner with us. 

She was way way way tired too. It is known. She had a nice nap. Before our tasty dinner.

Tonight she can sleep in her own big comfy bed. With her own pillows. Ha. That is good. 

Zita put all the paper everywhere on our dining room table. The rascal ladies make lots of paper. Oh well.

Before our lunch we went for a nice walk. But I stepped in a big hole. Full of nasty water. Oh dear. I had to have a bath when I got home. Oh well.

Tomorrow I go to the make me beautiful store. So I will not be way too furry. Oh dear. 

I do not like going to the make me beautiful store so much. Oh well. 

Maybe I will get treats when I get home.

It is still a not so nice rainy day. But not so cold. That is good.

Then Zita had to go to another important meeting. And Craig had to go and bring my friend Emmet home from his nice university. Maybe for nice nap. 

So I guarded the house. All alone. Good for me.

Craig's friend Mister Tom brought more nice programs for the television. From far way. 

Now Zita will know who the nasty people are in the very long detective program. That is good.

When Zita came home she brought my giant bag of my tasty food. Ha. That is good. It is good to have nice food. So you won't be way too hungry. 

Zita says some people do not have any food. At all. That is not right. 

I do not know why they do not have so much food. 

Sometimes we give our extra food to the special free food store. That is right. 





Monday 14 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Nine

We had a sleep in today. And today was not even a sleep in day. Ha. 

Emmet was up even before Zita. Oh dear.

It is not so nice today. It is a rainy cold day. I did not go for a nice walk. 

I am too furry and I get way too dirty. That is why I am going to the make me beautiful store. So I will not be too furry. 

They will cut my feet nails too. Maybe they will paint them all red. Like Niamh's. Maybe. 

Niamh is still not in her nice comfy bed at nighttime. Oh dear. I do not like that so much. 

She is still mountain sliding. With her dance a lot friends.

My friend Emmet has to write another brand new animal story. Oh dear. 

Because his professor did not tell everybody her different rules. That is not right. 

Now Emmet is a bit sad. Zita made him lots of Irish tea and some cheese sandwiches. And she brought him a chocolate cake. 

When people get you tasty food it makes you feel all better. It is known. 

Zita had to go to the other bank. Not my nice bank. I could not go. Oh well. 

I had to guard Craig and Emmet. Oh well.

Craig and I played the catch the ball game a lot today. When he was not reading for our nice Queen. That is good. 

We watched a very long program on the television. Last night. Another detective in way far away England. I just had a nice nap. Because it was too long.

Today is everyone have a nice nap day. The radio told us. 

When Craig and I had our peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. Naps are nice. 

Not everybody can have have naps. That is not right. 

If you do not have nice naps you will be all too tired. And you will forget everything. And get in trouble. Oh well. 

Zita has to go to a meeting tonight. For our nice newspaper. Maybe her last one. 

They have to find a new person to give everyone their newspapers. Oh well. 



Sunday 13 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Eight

We had a nice quiet day. Because it is Sunday. 

And my friend Niamh is not here. It is always too quiet when Niamh is not here.

She is still sliding down the nearly mountains. With her dance a lot friends. 

Zita and I did not go for a nice walk this morning. Everyone was too tired. Even me too.

We got brand new croissants for our lunch. They were even hot. Ha. 

Emmet puts cheese on his croissants. Ha. Those are tasty croissants. 

Emmet is nearly finished writing his all about animals and the old Gods. That is good. 

Lots of writing make you very tired. Then you have to have big cups full of Irish tea. 

And have a make you squeaky clean bath. Then you are all wide awake again. Ha.

Craig is just reading for our nice Queen. In the den. And making things on the fast big computer for the nice Queen. That is good. 

It is good to have a nice Queen. She never just yells at people. She just waves at them. And smiles. Smiling is good. 

The Quuen has lots of dogs. And way fast horses. Because she is the Queen. Ha. Good for us. 

Zita is making all the clothes all spic and span. In the noisy make clean clothes machine. 

Everybody is very very busy. Me too.

There were lots and lots of people on my street. 

Because there is a famous big contest today. For people sliding big fat rocks at each other. That is a silly game. 

I had to stay at my watching window to watch them. I do not want big fat rocks on my street. It is known.

Zita combed my ears so they would be all flappy in the wind. Ha. That is good. 

We will watch detectives from way far away tonight on the television. Because it is a nice quiet Sunday. 




Saturday 12 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Seven

It was a not cold at all today. All the too much snow was just being water. Everywhere.

Zita and I helped Craig find his old friends breakfast this morning. He did not get lost at all. Good for us.

Then we walked down the very busy street. The busy street is not so dirty. That is good. 

Our nice street is way messy. And I get very dirty. And have to have baths. Oh dear.

Then Zita and Niamh went for a nice lunch with Auntie Jane and Cousin Christina. 

At a new restaurant. Beside the busy street. Where my nice give tasty treats bank is. 

I guarded the house. Until Craig came home. He was at his old friends breakfast along time. 

Talking to his old friends. And drinking too much coffee. Our friend Mister Tom was there too.  

When he came home Craig did not need my help to find our house again. That is good. I could not go get him. I was way busy guarding the house.

Yesterday Mister Ric came to my house. Because Craig gave him music machines. He did not have even one. That is not right. Now he does. That is good.

This morning Emmet was very busy writing his big new story. And drinking Irish tea.

The people who make Emmet's play with his friends from all over game want them to try their brand new game. 

But it is a secret game. I do not know why. Oh well.

This afternoon after their nice lunch Zita drove Niamh to Miss Georgie's house. 

So all the dance a lot friends can all drive to the almost big mountains tomorrow. Very early in the morning. Our friend Miss Rowan is not going. That is too bad.

They are going to slide too fast down the mountain. And laugh a lot. And not sleep so much. Oh dear. 

I had to have another bath after our before dinner nice walk. Oh dear. The sidewalks are too dirty. I do not like too many all the time baths. 

Last night we watched the grumpy Doctor from way far away England on the television. In the den.

It is a funny program because everybody laughs a lot. 

It is hard to have a nice nap when everybody is laughing way loud. It is known. Oh well. 






Friday 11 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Six

I had a nice quiet day.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before everything was all soggy. 

We were not soggy today. That is good. 

It is just all blue sky with sunny sheep clouds today. And not even too cold. That is good. 

I do not like being all too soggy. It is known. 

Zita had to go to give our nice newspapers to all the stores on the busy street. And talk to all the nice people. In the stores. 

I guarded the house. And Craig and Emmet. 

They were just reading their interesting books. And writing new stories. 

I looked out my watching window. To guard our house. And I had a nice nap.

Craig has to write new stories for our nice Queen. She asked him to. Yesterday. When he was way downtown.

Zita had to come home to fill up the gold big car. With our nice newspapers.

This morning Craig and I had peanut butter toasts. In the den. 

Tomorrow night Niamh is going to our not so far away little mountains. 

Where everybody can talk in French. And only eat way tasty own made croissants for their breakfast. That is good. 

I like croissants. Because I am French too. But I can not talk in French. Just dog. Oh well.

She is going with her dance a lot friends. To slide down the mountains. Way too fast. Oh dear. 

They are going to stay in a nice hotel. All together. In the same room. Oh dear. And sleep there all night. Oh dear.

I am not going. There is not enough room for me in the bed. Because of all the too many dance a lot friends.

Craig said that nice dogs like me have too many feet to slide fast down little mountains. Oh well. 

I will stay here and guard everybody else. 

Craig and I had two peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch. I like peanut butter. That is good.

There are lots of birds outside today. Even my friends the Crows. Crows hate squirrels too. It is known. 

Craig's sister Jane and cousin Christina are going to visit tomorrow. For only a very little while. That is nice. 


Thursday 10 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Five

I had a busy day. Again.

Today is the day all the people come to get their newspapers. To give to their friends. 

I did not bark way too much. Good for me.

I helped Zita move the car this morning. After we went for our nice walk. We were not soggy today. That is good.

Craig took Emmet to see his nice Doctor. Then Craig had to go and help our nice Queen. Downtown in the giant office. 

He has to have his picture around his neck when he helps the Queen. That is silly. I do not need a picture to be me. Oh well. 

Mister Peter came to our house again. To put new beautiful lights in Emmet's bedroom. 

So he can read his big very interesting books all warm and comfy in bed. That is good.

Zita always reads her books in our bed. Before she goes all fast asleep. 

Mister Peter fixed the other turn the light on button. So it would not kill anybody dead. That is good.

My friend Niamh fell down on the too slippy sidewalk. Her very important favourite telephone broke. Oh dear. She was very sad. 

She will get a brand new phone Zita said. Because we have the very broken phone insurance. That is good.

I know all about insurances. Our cheese party friends had their very own insurance store. With lots of people. All over everywhere. Even in way far away England. 

They like Merry Christmas time even more than cheese. That is good. They get me secret presents. That is good. 

Today is Bagpipe day. For everybody in the whole world. Oh well. 

We do not have any bagpipes. Craig can only play the radio. That is good. 

I saw lots of awful squirrels today. I did not bark so much. 

The too much winter is going away again. That is when the awful squirrels find my house again. Too bad for me. I hate squirrels. 

Maybe Ollie will chase the squirrels. Maggie can not chase the squirrels anymore. She is way old and her leg is too sore. Like Craig. She should get a go fast chair too. 

We have extras. Hidden in the scary basement. In case Craig's goes all upside down again. 

We went for a nice before dinner walk. I did not want to go. I was all cosy on my duvet. 

Then Zita said she had to go to the bank. On the busy street. Where nice dogs get tasty treats. I always get treats. 

So I guarded Zita all the way to the bank. And back. I got a treat. Ha. Good for me.


Wednesday 9 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Four

It is an all the time rainy day. Oh well.

Zita and I were all soggy when we got home. From our nice walk. 

Then Craig and Zita and I had toasts. When we were all full up with toasts Zita drove Emmet and Niamh to their schools. 

Craig had to make the house all neat and tidy. It was all messy again. I helped make it all neat and tidy. Oh well. 

Because we had a guest for our lunch. Your house has be be neat and tidy for guests. So they do not know you are messy. Ha. 

Craig said if you close your eyes the house will get all messy again. All by itself. That is true. 

Mister George came to our house for a delicious lunch. He is a friend of Craig's from a long long time ago. He is old like Craig. Ha.

He knows me. He reads my stories all the time. That is nice. 

Lots of people from all over read my stories. I do not know why. Maybe they just like nice dogs. Like me. Maybe. 

Mister George has nice dogs too. They live on a way old farm. Their very big house is all made of stone. Just like a castle. 

It is not a castle. It does not have any ghosts. Oh well.

That is where George lives with Missus Susan. Their dogs are not so big as me. 

I am as big as furniture he said. Ha. Good for me.

One of his dogs is very old. He can not hear anything anymore. Oh dear. And can not see so very well. But he is a happy dog. That is good. 

We had brand new bagels. For our lunch. From Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. And biscuits. 

Because Mister George used to live in way far away England. Just like Craig. Ha. 

You have to have tasty biscuits in way far away. Even Ireland. Or it is not a tasty lunch. It is known. 

The nice men brought all our newspapers today. Because they are way busy tomorrow. I did not bark at them at all. Ha.

But they forgot to give Zita all her keys back. Now they have to bring them back from the far away little town. That is where they make our nice newspapers. Oh dear.

Zita had to go the the bank without me. It was rascal ladies business. I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet.

Tuesday 8 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Three

I had a very early day.

Zita and Niamh and I got up when it was still dark outside. But not Craig. Ha. Too bad for him.

Zita had to go and have breakfast with all the rascal ladies. So everybody could buy the new rascal tshirts. 

Because this is all the worlds just for ladies day.  That is good.

And Niamh had to go to dance a lot school for the special too early in the morning dance practice. Again. 

When Craig was all awake he had some too much coffee. And drove Emmet to his university. 

I guarded the all empty house. All by myself.

Then Craig came home and Mister Peter came to finish making lots and lots of noise. He has way noisy machines. 

He made the other closet in the big bedroom all full of shelves. Craig can even reach them now. That is good. 

I did not bark at Mister Peter so much this time. I remembered him. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I did not help. We stayed in the living room. We had tasty toasts. And looked out the watching window.

Then Zita came home and we went for our nice walk. That is good. 

It was still way soggy outside today. 

I had to have a nice bath. I was way too soggy too. Then I stayed in the kitchen with Craig. 

Zita put my own very fluffy orange towels on my comfy bed. So I had a nice nap. 

Being all soggy make you very tired. It is true.

Zita went to the university to bring my friend Emmet home all safe. After his meeting all about his brand new story.  

He was not soggy. Even a bit. That is good. 

When they got home they had Irish tea. Not Craig. He is not Irish. 

He had to have Scotsman's cookies. Too bad for him.

Zita and I decided to only have one nice walk today. Because it is just all too soggy outside. Ha. Good for us. 

We will watch the television tonight. Maybe. 

Or go to our comfy beds. Maybe.


Monday 7 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Two

I had a nice quiet day.

We did not go for our nice walk until late.

Zita had to drive Niamh to dance a lot school and Emmet to his nice university. 

Craig's nose is still caught by the sneezy cold. Oh well.

Craig and I had toasts. And when Zita came home we had more toasts. Ha. Good for me.

Then we went for our walk. It is not so nice out today. Everything was all soggy. Even me. I had to stay in the kitchen. 

Then Zita put my big orange towels on my duvet. And I had a nice nap. And then I was dry as a chip. Ha. 

Zita had to talk to lots of rascal ladies. From all over. Because of the important meeting. 

Tomorrow is the special day for all the ladies in the world. That is good. Even me. Because I am a lady too. Ha. 

Zita has to go to a way way early breakfast. Tomorrow. To say hello to lots of ladies. It is not for dogs. Not even nice lady dogs like me. Oh well. 

Niamh is way way busy. Too much to do. 

Too many dance a lot practices. Too many remember everything exams. Oh dear. 

I will be a big help. I will keep her all cosy warm. And safe. 

Craig and I had cheese toastys for our lunch. Then later we had peanut butter fat toasts. Ha. Good for us.

He caught the nasty man who killed the nasty lady. It was two nasty people. That is why it took so long to find them. Oh well.

He is a knight now. With a little helper. And a very big horse. But no nice dog. Oh well. 

Then Zita had to go to the too small office. For more meetings. 

They will have brand new tshirts for the rascal ladies. For tomorrow. But it is a secret. Ha. I know. Too bad for them. 

I did not go for a walk before dinner today. It is way too soggy outside. The puddles were too cold. I had a nice nap instead. 

Our friend Mister Tom brought us new programs for the television. That is nice. Lots of programs. 

Even Zita's cousin Mister Kevin. Playing Irish music. On his giant flat drum. And singing. On our own television. And everybody talking all in just Irish. 

I could only understand the music. Not the talking. 

There were lady dancers too. Dancing just like our friend Miss Rowan. Ha. 

Emmet has a big flat drum too. He bought it in way far away Ireland. A long time ago. Before I was his friend. 

Sometimes he plays it. But only late at night. But just softly. By himself. I can hear it. And his long whistle too. Sometimes. Ha. That is nice. 

Music is nice. It makes everybody happy inside. That is good. 



Sunday 6 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty One

We had a little sleep in today.

Then Craig made the toasts. Zita had to talk to her mother and father. In way far away Ireland. 

We had fat toasts. Ha.

Then we played catch the ball. Because it is not so cold outside today.

The cold still has Craig's nose. Oh well.

We only had French pretend toasts for lunch today. Oh well.

Then Zita and I went for a long walk. We went up to the busy street. To my nice bank. Where they always give me treats. Ha.

Zita only lets me have one treat. Oh well.

I am their favourite nice dog. They told me. Ha.

I helped Zita chop up the big lumpy ice. In our driveway. I sat in the gold big car to guard everything. I was a big help.

Then Zita and Niamh had to go to the all full of beautiful cloth store. 

So Zita can make Niamh the most beautiful dress in the world. 

For her very special last dance at the dance a lot school. It is a big it is all over at dance a lot school party. 

Niamh said everybody will be sad. Oh dear. That is not right. People should not be sad. 

They should go for nice walks and get treats instead. Or play catch the ball. 

Some people never get special treats. That is sad. 

I did not go to the store. I had to stay here and guard the Craig and Emmet. 

They are very easy to guard. They only stay here. With me. 

They just read the interesting books and write stories. And Emmet comes up to make lots of Irish tea. 

Sometimes I do not even have to guard them even a bit. Then I have a nice nap. On my comfy duvet. On the big bed. Ha. Good for me. 

I did not want to go on my nice walk tonight. I did not want to put on my green rubber boots. 

So I just lay down. And would not even move a bit. 

Zita said I only had to have my front boots on. So I got up. Ha. I did not get Miss stubborn prize today. Oh well.

We are going to have a used dinner tonight. Because the refrigerator is all too full. Ha. 

I had a nice dinner too. But it is brand new. Good for me. 




Saturday 5 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty

I had a sleep in today. Ha. Good for me.

Today is Zita's very important meeting day. 

She had a get all squeaky clean shower. You have to be all squeaky clean for important meetings. It is known.

Miss Georgie stayed here last night. After the party. Because her house is far away. I was all fast asleep when they got home. Oh well.

We had four toasts today. Good for us. Then Craig made the too much coffee. It is his job. He makes the too much coffee everyday. 

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast today. The cold has caught his nose again. He is just full of sneezes. Oh dear.

After toasts Zita went way downtown to a very big building. 

That is where she had her important meeting. With lots and lots of rascal ladies. They have to talk a lot today. 

When Niamh was all fast awake we went on a nice walk to give Mister Tim a letter. 

So Niamh can have a nice job for lots of money. In the summer time. When the school is all finished. That is good. 

Mister Tim works in the old building down the street. It is very big. With giant doors. And giant made of stone raccoons. I do not know why.  

Emmet used to work there too. A long time ago. 

It was nice walk. Because it is not so cold today. Just all sunny.

Then Niamh and Miss Lilly made a cheesy pie. All by themselves. Craig had some for lunch. I got the toasty bits. Ha.

Emmet is still writing his very big story. I know that. Because he is making lots of Irish tea. 

He had a squeaky clean shower too. 

Mister Kiran took away all the too slippy ice from my side yard. That is good. 

I do not like the too slippy ice. It will make you fall down and be too sore. 

I am going to the make me beautiful store. Very soon. Because I am too fury. 

We are going to watch detectives on the television tonight. Because we had a very busy day.




Friday 4 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty Nine

I had a nice quiet day.  

I went for a nice walk. This morning. It is still too cold.

Zita went to her too small office. But her little computer got sick and she had to come home. That is not right. Oh dear.

The nice man in walk up the scary stairs store fixed it all up. It forgot it was a computer. Just like Craig's mother. Oh well. 

The rascal ladies giant important meeting is all day 

Lots of Niamh's dance a lot friends are coming to my house for dinner. They have to go to a party. Altogether. Ha.

Emmet is writing all about the nice Queen's crown. Because we see it everywhere. Emmet told me. 

That is very interesting. I do not know why we see it everywhere. Maybe the nice Queen said so.

Craig is still looking for nasty people. In way far away. 

I got a sick tummy last night. I ate snow. I always have a sick tummy when I eat snow. I do not know why I eat snow. 

Craig says I am a silly dog. That is not very nice.

The present man brought all the very beautiful costumes. For Niamh's own made dance. For her dance a lot school. She was way happy. Me too.

All her friends tried on the beautiful costumes. There was no room in Niamh's bedroom. I guarded the door. Ha. 

Craig called Mister Tony's tasty pizza store. We will have tasty pizzas for our dinner tonight. Ha. 

Maybe I will get pizza bits. Maybe. That is good. 

Mister Kirian came for tasty pizza too. Everybody laughed a lot. 

Then all the ladies had to get all dressed for the party. It is a surprise party. I do not know why. Oh well. 

We have a very busy house. Zita told me so. It is known.










Thursday 3 March 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty Eight

I had a very quiet day today.

Everybody is all home. That is right. Good for us.

I did not go for a nice walk this morning. I did not want to go. I just wanted to look out my watching window.

I already had my breakfast. I only go for nice walks before my breakfast. It is known.

Zita said that I won a prize for being stubborn. Good for me. 

Prizes are good. They are like treats. But not tasty. Ha.

Niamh was so tired she went fast asleep last night. Even before our dinner. Oh dear.

It was very cold today. So Zita took her to the dance a lot school. That is nice. 

People are taking pictures of all the dance a lot ladies today. 

And she took Emmet to his nice university. After our lunch.

Craig and I had tasty croissants for our lunch. They were brand new croissants. They are way tasty. When they are brand new. 

All the universities are sending Niamh beautiful pictures of their nice universities. That is nice. 

They all want her to go to their university. Sometimes they are very far away. I would not like that. 

Who will guard her if I am just here. And she is far away. That is not right. It is known. 

Emmet is writing a very big story all about animals. Not about nice big fury dogs. Or nice giant elephants. Oh well.

The noisy snowplows put too much ice on our driveway. Maybe my friend Mister Kirian will come and take it away. Maybe.

Zita has another very important meeting. Very soon. She had to talk to the rascal ladies from all over. Even more times. Oh well.

Today is everybody read a book day. That is nice. We have lots and lots of books in our house. Even on the floor. 

All about everything. Even nice dogs like me. Ha. And castles. Lots of just about castles books. That is good. They have lots of pictures of castles. 

Craig and Emmet always go to castles when they are in way far away. It is their favourite. 

Craig is still in way far away. Trying to catch nasty people. He is very slow this time. His nice dog must be fast asleep. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before our dinner. That is right. I did not win the prize this time. Oh well. 

We watched the old detectives last night. In the den. Because everybody is all back home. That is good.