Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Thirteen

It was our get up too early Tuesday. Oh dear.

Zita and I went for a little walk but after my breakfast I went back into my bedroom and went back to sleep.

Because it was still too early for me. 

Zita and the black car took Niamh to her very early in the morning class.

Then Zita went to her other rascal ladies office. The downtown office. 

I was still having my lovely sleep in when Craig made the croissants toasty warm in the oven. 

So I had to get all awake to help him with those croissants. That is an easy job.

Then after the next cup of coffee we had cookies and I did not have to remind him today. Ha.

When the cookies were all gone I went into my own rascal ladies office.

So I could mind all the important papers for Zita. 

That is an important job. 

Today is Mister Saint Andrew’s day. He is all the Scotsmen’s favourite Mister Saint. 

That is why we had oatmeal cookies for Craig’s another coffee this morning. Ha. 

We do not have to eat the oatmeal in sheep’s tummies. Only in cookies. 

Because Craig is only a pretend Scotsman. 

He just has lots of Scotsman’s cosy warm shirts. 

And he does not have a bagpipe. That is a good idea. 

Because it is hard to have a very nice relax if someone is playing their bagpipes. 

Colonel Dugal and Mister Furrgus and Mister Festis had a very long sleep ins today. 

Because they were up too late last night. 

And now Craig says they have close your eyes headaches. Oh dear.  

So after lunchtime I minded them. 

So they did not have to get all fast awake. Ha. 

Then Niamh came home. But just to get some books.

Because she went to have a meeting with the other students from one of her classes. 

Just over the big bridge. On the busy street. 

Then she went to have snacks and answer hard questions with her friends.

From her very favourite class. Maybe they will win tonight. Maybe. 

When Zita got home there was snow all over the roads. And the sidewalks. 

But the black go fast car already has its own do not get stuck in the snow tires on. Ha. Good for us. 

But we did not want to go on a before dinnertime walk. 

Because we do not have those tires on our feet. 

And it was nearly the time to have our together dinner. Ha. 

That is always a good time to come home.

We watched a new detective last night. Two lady detectives. In a far away in France place. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Twelve

Zita and I did not go for our good morning walk this morning.

Because we had a very nice sleep in instead. 

And it was not even sleep in Sunday. Ha. Good for us.

But after we had our breakfast it was just the time to go to our rascal ladies office.

We were very busy so I stayed in our office even when Craig and Niamh were all awake. 

Because I was so busy helping Zita. 

Niamh was very busy too.

She was putting the names of all books she read into her very big story. 

Even my friend professor Jill’s book too. 

It is not too cold today. Just a bit cold. 

Zita was writing to my friend Emmet on their computers this morning.

Because Emmet’s university is not a very good listener. Maybe because it is old. 

Craig’s mother is very old too. 

And she has ear helpers. Maybe Emmet’s university should find some too. 

When Craig had his another coffee he forgot that we always have cookies when he has his another coffee.

So I had to remind him. And then I had to wait until he was all finished the coffee. 

Before he found the cookies. 

Sometimes Craig is a very slow coffee drinker. It is known. Too bad for me. 

After our lunchtime Miss Anna came to my house to visit me. And to go shopping with Niamh too.

And then Mister Paul was here too. 

And he brought beautiful plants for Niamh’s bedroom.

Because his daughter had way too many. Oh my goodness me. Too many beautiful plants. 

And he had coffee and fat croissants with Craig.

I did not have any.

Because I was still way too busy helping Zita with rascal ladies work. 

Then Niamh and Miss Anna came back to our house. 

But they did not find anything they wanted. Too bad for them. 

Zita made delicious own made lasagna for our tonight dinner.

And when it was cooking in the oven we went for our before dinner walk.

Because it was before the lasagna was all cooked. Ha. Good for us. 

Sometimes I even get some of the very cheesie bits of lasagna. Ha. 

Tonight we will have to find another new detective. 

Because we watched the other detective until his program was all over. Oh well. 

And then it was our own comfy bedtime. Ha.

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Eleven

It was our sleep in Sunday but only Craig had a lovely long sleep in.

Because I was too busy at my watching window to get him all fast awake. 

So he listened to his very interesting book until it was nearly time for lunch.

And Zita’s mother and father called us on our telephone. From way far away Dublin. 

They went to a beautiful restaurant for their lunch. They went with Auntie Eileen and Mister Collin too.

Niamh and Zita talked to them. But I do not know what delicious treats they had. Oh well.

Niamh was very busy this morning.

And when she had her lunchtime she was still making her big story as wonderful as could be. 

Sometimes that is a very big job. 

So I was there to be her very big helper. 

She had tasty as could be squishy cheese on very fat pieces of from France bread. 

So I helped her with that too. I was very busy this morning.

And then Zita and I went for our lovely long lunchtime walk.

It was only a bit too cold outside. That was good.

But there was lots of sunshine too. 

When we were outside Niamh talked to Miss Anna on her computer. 

And when we got home the black go fast car took Zita and Niamh to a not too far away farm.

A special farm that grows only beautiful Merry Christmas trees. 

Because Mister Ikea did not have any this year. That is not all right. 

And there was a full up to the top river there too. Oh my goodness me.

But the go fast car did not fall in. That is good. 

And on the farm there was even a very very long bridge. And it had its very own roof. 

When Zita and Niamh were gone Craig was just watched even more not very interesting football games in the den. 

So I had a lovely long relax on my favourite kitchen rug. 

Zita and Niamh took a long long time to find us the very best Merry Christmas tree. 

Because they had to cut it down all by themselves with a sharp saw. Oh my goodness me. 

But they found us a very beautiful as could be giant Merry Christmas tree.

So when they got home we had a beautiful as could be Merry Christmas tree. That is good.

If you do not have a Merry Christmas tree Mister Saint Santa will not know where to leave you his special presents. Oh my goodness me. 

And after dinnertime Niamh had the music machine only play Merry Christmas music. Ha.

Our brand new Merry Christmas tree was so big Niamh had to tie it on to the roof of the go fast car. Oh my goodness me.

When they got home everyone was too tired to make a tasty dinner.

So they went to Mister McDonald’s restaurant.

And they brought home some pretend chips and a giant milkshake. I got some chips.

When we were finished our dinner Zita and Niamh untied the giant tree brought it into my side yard. 

And put a big cover all over it. 

Then we watched the detective who had his own church before we went to our own comfy beds.

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Ten

We had a very small sleep in this morning.

And it was too cold for a nice walk so we had our together breakfast.

Then Zita remembered it was a clean the house spic and span day. Oh well.

I kept Craig comfy on the big bed.

Then he got all dressed because it was time to have his coffee with his old friends. 

And Zita found the noisy clean the floor machine. 

So I went into the den with Craig. And I helped him with his for breakfast cookies. Ha. 

Then he had to talk to everybody on the flat computer. So I went and had a nice nap on the living room rug.

He talked for so long Zita had to find my tasty lunch for me. 

So I did not starve all away. That is good.

Niamh was very busy writing a very big story for her university. 

Last night Craig looked at it so it would be as beautiful as could be. 

Now she can finish it.

Tonight she is making dinner for everybody. But everybody is not us. Oh dear me.

Tonight everybody is at Miss Linsey and Mister Ben’s house. 

So Niamh took her own made pastas machine with her.

So everybody there could have her delicious own made pastas. Too bad for us.

This afternoon Zita went out to look for some beautiful cloth. So she could make something very beautiful. 

I had a very nice relax in the living room. 

The living room rug is very comfy. 

When she came back home we went for a nice walk. 

In the a bit too cold.

Before it was all scary dark outside. Ha. Good for us. 

We went for a very long all around walk. There were cars all over everywhere.

Maybe everyone was shopping for secret presents. Maybe.

When we got home it was time for my first dinnertime.

And it was the same time that Niamh went to her friends house. 

To make a tasty dinner for them.

But not for us. My goodness me. Oh well. Too bad for us.

So I only had to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime. 

Then we watched the little island near Scotland detective program. 

It is a not very noisy program. That is the best kind of program.

Because it does not wake you up when you are fast asleep. 

I was a bit very tired after my long walk. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Nine

I was very busy this morning. 

Zita and I went for our before breakfast walk. 

It was not such a lovely day today. It was just a cloudy sometimes rainy day.

But we went for a nice long walk anyway.

And after our together breakfast Zita went to our rascal ladies office.

But I went into our bedroom and got up on the big bed.

So I could keep Craig toasty warm while he listened to his book. Ha. That is an easy job.

Then I helped Niamh with her breakfast too. 

Before she went to her very favourite class at her nice university.

Then Craig was all dressed and made Zita’s fluffy coffee. 

And then he made the round full of holes toasts for us.

But then it was time to go to our office.

Because it was time for me to be Zita’s very best assistant. Ha. 

Zita went for a very little lunchtime walk around today. I did not go.

Because it was my lunchtime and Craig found some extremely delicious chicken.

And he put it right on top of my lunch. That was a good treat.

And when Zita was back home it was time for another meeting so I went to our office with her.

When we have very long meetings my job is to keep Zita’s feet as toasty warm as can be. Ha. That is a good job for me.

Craig told me that Mister Tom brought us some brand new detective programs this afternoon.

When I was busy helping Zita. 

Now we have more of the little island detective. Ha. That is a good detective.

But his island is very all the time windy. Oh well.

It was windy here today too.

So Craig and Zita did not go for an adventure walk.

Because the television said that there is going to be some lots of snow at my dinnertime. Oh dear me. 

And Zita drove Niamh up to the busy street to go to her work.

We had a full of chicken pie for our dinner tonight. 

And I got a bit of chicken too.

Then it was time to watch our detective program and for me to have a little before bedtime nap. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Eight

It was our other get up very early in the morning day today.

So Zita and I went for a very early walk.

And when we were almost home there was icy rain all over.

So we had to walk to our house right on the street. 

Not on the way too slippy sidewalk. Oh my goodness me. 

But we did not fall down and get cold on our bottoms. Ha. 

It was not such a very nice day outside today. Because of the nearly all day bits of rain. 

But there was no more icy rain.

Then Zita had to go to the store because there was not even any bread for our toasts. Oh my goodness me.

Because we did not have any bread for our toasts. Or even a fat sandwich. Oh my goodness me. 

So I got right up on the big comfy bed and kept Craig toasty warm until Zita came home.

Then it was time for Craig to get all awake too and for Zita to go to her other office downtown.

Zita and I were way too busy to have our together breakfast today.

So I waited until Niamh got me all awake so I could help her with her breakfast.

I got pieces of banana. Ha. Bananas are very tasty too.

Then Craig made us some holey round toasts. With the special blueberries jam too. 

So I had two breakfasts even before I had my own breakfast. Ha. That was a very good morning.  

And I had brand new pumpkins on top of my own breakfast. 

Because Craig made some just for me. 

At lunchtime Niamh went to the tasty treats coffee store to do the homework for her university. 

And Craig just watched some football games in the den. He did not need me to mind him. 

So I had a very nice quiet day. Right on my comfy rug in the kitchen. Ha.

When Craig made his lunchtime peanut butter and honey sandwich I woke up. So I could help him. 

Helping my family is my very best job. It is known.

I had pumpkins for my first dinnertime too. Ha.

When Zita came back home it was time to make our delicious dinner. 

We had very tasty chicken too. Ha. 

I got some too. On my second dinner. Ha.

But then Zita and I had to go to work. In our own office. For a meeting.

And it was even after our dinnertime. Too bad for us. 

Niamh did not have dinner with us.

Because she was meeting with her professor’s helper.

And some other students from her favourite class. 

In a restaurant. Oh my goodness me. 

So they had some treats altogether. 

So they would not just forget what they were talking about. 

We did not watch our detective program tonight.

Because of our rascal ladies meeting. Oh dear me. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Seven

Today was a lovely day outside today.

It was not cold at all. So Zita and I went for a very very long walk.

And I did not even want to come home. Oh well.

But we had lots of work to do so we came home anyway.

Craig had a very long sleep in today.

Because I was way too busy to get him all fast awake.

Zita was taking all the fallen down leaves all away. 

So I had to get into our black go fast car so I could guard her. When she was all busy.

When you are all busy you cannot see if a lion or a tigger is walking down your street. 

That is why I had to guard Zita. 

When we were all finished nearly all the leaves were gone. Ha.

But soon our garden will be all full again. Oh well. 

Then Craig got all dressed.

Because a another nurse came to put brand new bandages on his feet.

I did not like her so very much.

So I stayed right beside my friend Craig and watched him all the time. 

Just in case I had to gobble that nurse all up. Ha. That would be an easy job. 

When she was gone Craig and Zita and I had had lots of toasts. With jam too.

Craig and Zita had some coffees. Ha.

Then Craig and Zita went for their adventure walk.

Because it was still not even a bit too cold. 

I stayed here to guard the house all by myself.

But I got a peanut butter treat. Ha.

When they were gone my friend Niamh came back home with brand new toasty warm mittens. Ha. 

There are no fingers in toasty mittens. 

So you own fingers can keep each other warm. That was a good idea.

When Craig and Zita came home they told me that they talked to some nice men.

They were filling up a big hole in the other street.

But there was not even one very dead body in the hole. 

So that was not such an interesting story. Oh well. 

Before dinnertime Zita went to our front yard.

So she could put all our beautiful Merry Christmas time lights in our empty trees. 

I could not be a big help.

Because it was nearly all dark outside. 

So I helped Craig and we watched everything from my watching windows. 

Until Zita was finished. Good for us.

I only had to mind Craig and Zita at dinner tonight.

Because it was a work until late night at her busy street restaurant. 

Then we watched a scary detective program. But I did not watch even a little bit. 

Because I was very fast asleep. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Six

Today was our Tuesday every gets up way too early day. 

When Zita and I went for our before breakfast walk I could still see the far far away moon. Oh goodness me.

We went to our little lake. 

But I did not see my friends the ducks. Oh dear. 

So when we got home I had a very early breakfast. 

Then I got right up on the big bed so I could keep Craig all awake.

Because sometimes he just goes back to fast asleep if I am not there. Too bad for him.

When he was all awake my friend Niamh was all awake too.

Because today is her stay at her nice university from very early until dinnertime. Too bad for her.

And today Zita had to go to her downtown office. So she had to be early too. Too bad for us.

After Zita and Niamh were gone Craig and I had crunchy toasts with strawberries jam on top. 

And when he had his another cup of coffee we had a cookie too. 

Then it was time for my morning time nap. 

But the present man came and then I was wide awake again. Oh well.

There  were secret presents in the box. And wake you all up right away coffees too. 

I do not know who the secret presents were for. It is a secret. 

Then I went back to minding our house from the very comfy rug in the living room. 

I did not go punt into my side yard so much today.

Because it is starting to be cold all the time. Oh goodness me. 

Craig was just in the den watching a scary movie. So I did not mind him. 

Scary movies are always too loud. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Five

It was back to work Monday again.

But still Zita and I went for a lovely walk in the full of sunshine morning. 

But it was not so very warm. Oh well.

And after our breakfast I went into our office to help Zita.

Because we were very busy. And we had a very long meeting too. 

Because Craig did not get up very early this morning we had a cookie for our first breakfast.

And then we had a toast for our next breakfast. That was a good idea.

Then Niamh came upstairs and I minded her until it was my own lunch time.

Then I went back to help Zita and keep her toes toasty warm. Ha. That is an easy job for me. 

After a very long meeting Zita went for a by herself walk.

So she could visit Craig’s mother at her little apartment.

I stayed here to mind Niamh in the living room.

Because she was very busy reading.

Because Craig found Professor Jill’s book for her. 

And it was right in one of our own bookshelves. Ha. Good for us. 

So then Niamh went to Professor Jill’s house to talk all about all her books.

Because Niamh has to write a big story about things Professor Jill writes books about. Ha. That is a good idea. 

Yesterday a lady gave us a big bag full of legs. 

But they were not real legs. Just legs for furniture. Oh well.

And I thought Craig was going to have brand new not even a bit broken legs. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Niamh did not go up to the busy street to study.

Because it was too cold for a nice walk. I thought so too.

So I just stayed in my warm kitchen on my comfy rug all afternoon. Ha. 

When our work was all finished I helped Zita make our together dinner.

We had the just for shepherds pie. And we are not even shepherds. Ha. That is a good joke. 

After my own dinner we watched the detective program from way way far away Australia. 

But there were no kangaroos to help anybody. Just some very fast horses. Oh well. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Four

We only had a small sleep in today. And it was even sleep in Sunday. Oh dear.

We had a very nice walk anyway. It was just a bit cold and all the puddles were all ice. Oh well.

Craig only had a very little sleep in because today was our day to talk to my friend Emmet. 

And Niamh was only a very bit all awake when she talked to him.

In his very little apartment in far away Cork. 

He is still very busy writing his giant story and working for Professor Emma too. Oh my goodness me. 

But we talked to him for a nice long time. 

He is still coming back home for Merry Christmas time. 

The nice man found him a do not get lost aeroplane that knows how to come to our home. Ha.

Zita’s mother visited Auntie Eileen’s house today.

So she could give Mister Sully some delicious green beans. Ha.

So Mister Sully likes green beans. Just like me. Ha.

Green beans are my favourite. And Chicken. And pumpkins. And bacon too. 

Last night we had Mister Paul for dinner. 

And Niamh had a diner party too. 

Miss Tarryn and Miss Lynsey came here and they made a very tasty dinner for themselves.

And took it downstairs to Niamh’s beautiful all neat and tidy again bedroom. Ha. 

So they could be too loud all by themselves selves. Ha.

I got some treats from their dinner. Because I was a big help. 

Niamh was busy all afternoon because of all the stories she has to read for her nice university.

And now she has to read one of Professor Jill’s own books. 

So soon she is going to Professor Jill’s house.To talk about her book. Ha.

Before dinnertime Zita drove Niamh to her job at the restaurant.

Then Zita went to have a nice visit with her friend Miss Daphne. At Miss Daphne’s house. 

So I had a very nice nap while Craig just watched some football games. Oh well. 

When Zita was all back home we had toasty squished cheesie ham sandwiches. 

Those are good sandwiches.

And I got a tasty bit of ham and some toasty cheese. Ha. 

After our dinner Craig had to find another brand new detective program. 

Because that is his own best job.

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Three

We had a little sleep in this morning because it was do not go to work Saturday.

And after we went for a nice walk I helped Craig to get all fast awake.

So he could have his old friends coffees. And not be late. Good for me.

When he had his coffee with his friends I helped him eat his round tasty toasts. 

And I said hello to everybody too. 

Because I am always very polite. 

When Niamh came upstairs she had to have a get all awake shower. 

Because she was still all fast asleep.

Because she did not get home until too very late. Oh my goodness me.

Then she went for coffees with Lee and Cara. At the too much money for coffee store.

And Zita went shopping and to lots of hardware stores. Oh my goodness me. 

It was a very busy Saturday.

Nice Mister Tom brought us a brand new detective program for us.

But we will not watch it tonight.

Because Mister Paul is coming to my house to have a tasty dinner with us. 

Zita’s friend brought her some presents this morning when we were out for our walk.

They were not secret presents because they were just in a plastic see everything bag. 

They might be flowers next year. Maybe. 

This afternoon Niamh found the keep the floor clean machine.

So she could make her room all beautiful and spic and span.

Because her friend Linsey is going to visit us tonight. 

And Niamh did not want her to see her way too messy bedroom. That was a good idea. 

Then Niamh helped Zita look at all her especially beautiful special clothes. 

Even ones hiding in the scary basement. Oh dear. 

Because Zita is going to a very important party where everyone has to wear their most beautiful ever clothes. 

I do not think Craig can go. 

Because he only has jeans and T-shirts and fuzzy warm Scotsman’s shirts. Too bad for him. 

But now Zita has a sparkling as can be top and a see right through it long coat. 

And even some of Niamh’s make you very tall shoes. Oh my goodness me. 

So now she is as beautiful as can be. Ha. 

We had some very delicious used ham for our dinner when Mister Paul came for dinner. 

And Niamh’s friends came for their own dinner.

And after Mister Paul went home we watched the very last of the Profesor detective.

Oh dear. That was a very good program.

Then it was our bedtime. Good for us. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and Two

Zita and I had a very nice long walk this morning.

Then we had a together breakfast before it was go to work time.

So I minded Zita until it was time for Craig to get all awake. 

I got up on the big comfy bed for a little beside Craig nap but he did not get up. Oh my goodness me.

He was listening to an all about words book. 

I know lots of people’s words but people do not know so many of my words. 

That is not so nice. Too bad for them.

Then I kept Niamh company when she came upstairs.

Niamh won the very best worker at her busy restaurant. And the restaurant even gave her some lots of money too. Ha. 

Craig did not get all dress until our lunchtime.

But I did not just starve all away.

Because I helped Niamh with her breakfast. 

But when Craig was all awake we had the very delicious squishy full of holes round toasts for our lunchtime. 

Those are very tasty toasts. 

Because the holes are always full up with strawberry jam. Ha. Those are very good toasts. 

Then I looked out my watching window until it was time for me to go to our rascal ladies office to be Zita’s best helper. 

We were very busy all afternoon. But I was a big help. Zita told me so. Ha.

When we were all finished Zita went to visit Mister Ikea. 

To take something back. Because it was too big. Oh dear.

So I stayed here to mind Craig all by myself.

Niamh was not here. She was at the coffee store. 

So she could study and have tasty treats at the same time. 

So I had a very quiet before dinner nap beside my friend Craig. That is the very best kind of nap.

He just watched a new program about finding a dragon. Maybe it is a friendly dragon. 

Rhome Clay is a dragon and he lives in my house. He is always a very friendly dragon. That is good. 

We had a just us dinner.

And then we watched the detective who is a professor too. Ha.

Maybe Emmet will become a detective too and I would be his fierce helper dog. 

That is a good idea. It is known. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred and One

Zita got up very early again today.

Because she had to go to her work at her all the way downtown office. For all day.

I just had a nice sleep in until Craig got up. Ha.

Then Craig made his good morning coffee.

But he could not make fluffy coffee for Zita.

Because the go fast car had to take her downtown right away. Oh my goodness me. Too bad for Zita. 

So Craig and I had our together toasts when she was all gone away.

We had very toasty fat toasts with way too much jam. Ha. That was a good breakfast. 

Then I had my own breakfast with brand new pumpkins. Ha. 

Those just for movies trucks are parked on my street again. 

Maybe my house swill be in the movie. Ha. That would be a good idea.

When Niamh was upstairs I had to wrestle with her so she would be all awake.

Then I had to help her make breakfast.

Because she was only a very little bit awake. And it was nearly lunchtime. Ha. 

Then Miss Tarryn came over to have lunchtime with Niamh. 

There was a very nasty squirrel stealing flowers in my front yard. I barked and barked at it.

But my friend Niamh ran outside and chased it far away. Ha. Good for us. 

Last night Niamh saw a movie with giant worms. 

They were so very big that they ate big trucks. Oh my goodness me. 

But they do not live in my city. Because of our way too cold. Ha. That is very good. 

After lunchtime Niamh and Miss Tarryn found Niamh’s pretend Merry Christmas tree. 

It was not a real beautiful smelly tree. It was all just in a box tree. 

So they had to put it altogether in the living room. 

And then they just picked it up and took it downstairs to Niamh’s big bedroom. Ha. 

That is a very silly tree. It is known. 

We will have a very beautiful and smelly Merry Christmas tree upstairs in our living room. 

Because that is our rule. Ha. Good for us. 

And this afternoon the present man brought us a secret present. Ha.

Then I had a nice nap until Niamh went to her job. 

I watched her walk down the street until I could not see her anymore. 

Then I went into the den to mind Craig. 

But that was not so interesting so I had my other afternoon nap on my comfy kitchen rug. 

Then we waited at my watching window until Zita was all home again. 

So then I had to help her make our dinner. We had tasty chicken and lots of chips.

We did not cook everything outside tonight.

Because there were icy bits in the rain. That was not so very nice. 

But we had to be fast because Zita had an after dinner meeting on her computer. 

With lots of rascal ladies. Oh dear.

I had my with pumpkins dinner when she was busy so I was very quiet. 

Maybe we will not have enough time for our detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day Three Thousand Four Hundred

Zita and I went for a very nice long walk this morning.

Because it is our do not go to work Wednesday. Ha.

It was not such a beautiful morning today. 

Because it was just windy rain outside.

So when we came home we had our together breakfast in the living room and looked out our windows. 

At all the soggy people. 

When Niamh was all awake she and Zita went outside to put the little houses on top of our beautiful bushes. 

So they will not be all squished by the too much snow. That is a good idea.

I would not like to be squished by the too much snow either. 

I could not go outside to be their best helper. 

So I guarded them from inside my house. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Then a man came to put new bandages on Craig’s broken legs feet. 

But it was not nice nurse Jesse. Oh well. Too bad for Craig. 

After the man was gone Zita and the go fast car went to do some important things. 

Maybe finding secret presents for Merry Christmas time. Maybe. 

And to go to the grocery store to get delicious food for our dinnertimes. That was a good idea too.

This morning the present man brought Craig a brand new slippy slide all around in bed little sheet. 

From a nice lady in way far away Iceland. 

And she called it a Snoozel sheet. I do not know why. Oh my goodness. 

Now Craig can slippy slide right out of our comfy bed to get all dressed. Ha. 

Maybe we will have early in the morning toasts again. Maybe. 

Niamh made Scotsman’s porridge for her lunchtime. And Craig had some too. 

I did not have any. I do not like porridge so much. I like toasty warm croissants instead.

But we did not have any croissants today. Oh well.

Then Niamh was very busy studying for her nice university classes. 

You have to read lots and lots of interesting stories when you go to university.

Now maybe some people have to read our Emmet’s own stories. 

Maybe the one about his friend Mister Conall Cernach. 

Or the one about cutting off people’s heads in long long time ago Ireland. Oh my goodness me. 

And now our friend Tara wants to go back to school. 

And she just finished her university. Oh my goodness me.

Nearly all afternoon Niamh was at her talk to each other meeting for her university class.

Right on her fast computer. In her very comfy bedroom. 

I did not go to university. 

Because no one would guard my house or my own family if I was at a university. Oh dear me. 

When Zita came home she have groceries and even some cans of pumpkins for me. Ha. 

But we did not go for a before dinnertime walk. 

Because it was already too dark outside. And there was freezie rain too. So that was a good idea. 

We had a very tasty cooked outside sausages for our dinner tonight. 

I only had to mind Craig and Zita tonight.

Because Niamh and her friends went to a movie up on the busy street. 

So after my dinner with brand new pumpkins we watched more of the detective program.

It is in Ireland. But Zita says it is where nobody ever goes. 

That is a silly place to live. Too bad for them. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Nine

Everybody was all awake very early this morning. Even Craig too. Oh my goodness me.

Because it was a busy day for Zita and Niamh.

Niamh had her not so very interesting very early class. 

Today is an all day at her university day. 

And Zita went to her downtown office for all day. Oh my.

So it was only Craig and I here to mind our whole house. All by ourselves.

So we had our together toasts right after the go fast car took Zita to downtown. 

We had round toasts with strawberries jam. 

And when we were finished I got some pumpkins on my own breakfast.

Yesterday when we were all awake there was snow on our not too scary pumpkin. Oh dear me. 

But it was gone nearly right away.

But now there are lots and lots of move the snow shovels in my side yard. 

Craig had a very fat peanut butter and honey sandwich for our lunch. 

I had to help him because it was too fat. Ha. 

Then Craig and I played catch the ball. 

But not for very long because it was time for my after lunchtime nap. 

I had my nap in our office.

Because I have to guard all the very important papers when Zita is not there. 

That is an important job. It is known.

A man came to my house this afternoon to tell us that even more giant trucks will be on my street.

Because they are going to make even another movie. 

Right at the big church on the corner. My goodness.

Maybe the man will tell everybody that he met a lovely brave dog. Right on the same street for the trucks. 

Maybe this time they will need a very brave dog for their movie. Maybe.

When Zita came home I was very happy. I thought she was going to be gone for a very long time.

So I was very happy. Ha. Good for me. 

We had used food for our dinner so the refrigerator would not be all filled up. 

But Niamh did not have dinner with us tonight.

Because she went to Mister IKEA’s store to find a pretend Merry Christmas tree. 

For her own bedroom. I do not know why. 

We will have to find another new detective program tonight. Oh well. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Eight

I had another busy day today. My goodness.

We got awake very early.

Because Zita had to go to visit her just for eyes doctor. 

Even before our good morning walk. 

And when she came home she could only see in the dark. 

Because the doctor put medicine in her eyes. Oh dear. I would not like that. 

So she went downstairs and found all the socks in the whole house and put them with all the right socks. Ha.

Our basement is not so very bright if you do not turn on the lights. 

And then after lunchtime a man came to our house. 

And he took the go faster chair to his fast chairs store.

He is going to give the chair another big fat tire. Right in the front. 

Then it will be a do not fall over and crash chair. Ha. That is a good idea. 

But Mister Ikea sent a letter to Zita and Niamh. 

He said that there will not be any beautiful Merry Christmas trees at his store this year. Oh my goodness me. That is not all right.

Maybe it is because of all the lost boats. Maybe they are full up with Merry Christmas trees too. Oh no. 

When Zita’s eyes were a little bit better she went into our office so she could do our rascal ladies work.

So I went in to be her very best helper. 

After I helped Craig with his round toasts. He had round toasts for his lunch. Ha. 

Niamh had a very nice sleep in today. 

And then she read some brand new stories for her university. 

And she had a bagel too. With Mister Kettleman’s just for bagels cheese. I helped her too. 

It was not such a nice day outside today. So staying in my house was the best idea. 

This afternoon Mister Paul came for a nice have some coffee visit. 

And to borrow a tool to fix something in his other house. Ha.

We had a very nice together dinner tonight.

We had a cook all day nearly soup. But with lots of stuff inside. 

Maybe we will watch a new detective tonight.

But we cannot stay up late tonight.

Because everybody has to get up early tomorrow. 

I do not know why. Maybe it is a secret. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Seven

It was sleep in Sunday so Zita and I did not go for our walk until later.

But we had our together breakfast first. That was a good idea.

When we got home my friend Craig was all awake. 

He was just listening to his new book. 

So then it was time to have our toasts.

But we did not have toasts. We had a very sticky bun instead. Ha. 

After Niamh was all awake Zita tried to put brand new numbers on our house. 

So everyone can find my house. 

But our noisy make holes machine was not so strong. 

And even Craig’s father’s very shiny old machine was not strong enough either. Oh my goodness me.

I think we will have to find a giant machine. My goodness.

Zita found the take the snow away slidy box in the basement. And she put it in my side yard. Oh dear.

Because soon the too much snow will find my house again. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Then Zita went to the other side yard to get the very long fat hose ready for the wintertime. 

That hose makes all the snow water go far away from my house. That is a good idea. 

One time that water came in into Niamh’s bedroom through her window. 

That is why we have the fat hose. Ha.

I could not go outside to be a very good helper. 

Because I had to mind Craig and Niamh. 

So I had to mind Zita right through my watching window. Ha. Good for me.

And then Zita and Doctor Susan took a lot of our too much stuff to the store for people with not enough stuff. 

And then they got some too much coffees too. 

I stayed here.

Because it was time for my lunch. I got pumpkins again. 

Pumpkins are very tasty. I used to not know that. Now I do. Ha. 

Today is my sing happy birthday day. I did not even remember. 

Because I did not even feel order this morning. Oh well. 

But Craig remembered and he reminded Zita and Niamh and Emmet. Ha. Good for us. 

But I did not get my secret present. 

Because the full of lovely presents boat got lost. Craig said lots of boats are a bit very lost. 

And maybe some people will not get their favourite Merry Christmas presents too. Oh my goodness me.

That is why Zita is finding our presents already. Ha. 

But I got lots and lots of pumpkins on my dinner. Just for me. 

And even some very very tasty bacon. That is nice for me.

Because we had bacon sandwiches for our dinner. 

We had to find a new detective program.

Because we stayed up to past my bedtime last night to watch all of one program. Oh dear. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Six

We had a very little sleep in this morning.

Because we had to go on our good morning walk before the rain caught us. 

And we went for a very long walk. 

Even when Zita started to go home I would not go. Ha. 

So we went to our little nearly empty lake and there were still some of my friends the ducks there. Ha.

I thought that they were all on vacation. Oh well. 

When we were nearly home the too much rain came. 

But we only got a very little bit wet. 

Then Zita and I had a very nice together breakfast before she talked to her mother and father in Dublin.

I just minded her on the comfy living room rug. 

Then Craig was all dressed because it was time to have coffee with his old friends. 

He had a sticky bun too. 

I did not help him because I was too busy helping Niamh be fast awake. 

Then she called her grandad and her Nana in their house in Dublin. 

And when we were on the living room Mister Tom brought us lots of new detective programs. That was nice.

But I barked at him.

Because I forgot that I knew him. Oh dear me. 

Yesterday a very silly bird tried to get in my house.

It was one of the very loud makes holes in trees birds.

And it knocked on my side door. 

But we did not let it in.

Birds have to stay in the outside. It is our rule.

After lunchtime Zita went to Mister Preston’s hardware store. 

So she could get some special do not smell nasty at all paint. 

Because she is going to paint the wall in the bedroom where our bed used to be.

Before Zita moved it.

So I could have more room for my comfy bed. Ha. That was a good idea. 

I minded Zita and Niamh this afternoon. 

Because Craig was only watching the football game. Football is not so interesting. Too bad for him.

So Zita and I went for a before dinnertime walk. Because it was not too dark outside. 

But then Zita and Niamh had to go as fast as could be to get a book for Niamh’s university.

When they got home I helped Zita make our tasty dinner.

So we could have a very lovely together dinner. 

But it was only Craig and Zita for dinner.

Because Niamh was having dinner at Miss Lily’s new apartment. 

Maybe we will watch one of Mister Tom’s new detective programs tonight. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Five

We had another very busy day today.

And we did not have to go to our work because we were way too busy.

Even Craig got all dressed early today.

Because he had to go to nasty food hospital and get more inside his leg pictures. Oh dear.

And Niamh did not have such a big sleep in.

So we had a nice talk on the living room floor.

It was a bit of a rainy day outside so Zita and the go fast car took her to her nice university.

But Craig can not get in the go fast car so very well. Because of the broken legs. 

So a man with a special truck for wheelchairs came to take Craig and Zita to the hospital. Oh my goodness me.

I did not like that at all.

Because that truck opened up and ate Craig and the go fast chair all up.

And I fierce barked and barked but it did not listen. Too bad for me.

So I had to mind the house all by myself. With not even anyone here to help me. Oh my goodness.

But Craig and Zita were not gone so very long. That is good.

But they nearly came back just all dead as could be. 

Because the special truck man was not even a little bit of a good driver. Oh dear me. 

So then when they were all safe at home we had our together breakfast at lunchtime.

With round toasts and delicious jam. That was a good idea. 

Then Zita had to go to do some secret presents shopping. Ha. 

Secret presents are my favourite presents. 

I always get secret presents at Merry Christmas time.

Because Mister Saint Santa always brings nice dogs their very own secret presents. It is our rule. 

Some people do not believe all about Mister Saint Santa.

So they do not get his special secret presents. Too bad for them.

When Zita was back home it was just the right time to see my friend Emmet on the computer. 

So we talked to him for a long time. Right on the dining room table. 

And he was still in his very little apartment in way far away Cork writing his giant paper.

And he has to write new stories for important meetings and even a part of a book too. My goodness me. 

And Niamh got home too. So she could talk to him with us. 

Then she had to go out to look at some very floppy pants. Oh well.

So Zita and I went for our before dinner walk after we said good night to Emmet. 

And it was not all dark outside. Ha. 

That is a good time for a walk.

Tonight Niamh is going to a party with the students from her favourite class.

Zita and Niamh made lots of own made pizzas for our together dinner tonight. Pizzas are my favourite.

After dinnertime Craig and Zita and I watched the test of the scary music detective program.

I had a very nice nap in the den so I did not have to listen to it at all. Ha.

Then we went to fast asleep.

We had a very busy week. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Four

Zita and I had a sleep in today.

Because today we do not go to our work.

Because it is the special day when everybody remembers all the people who died in the far away wars. Oh dear me.

Downtown there is a giant statue. Of soldiers and a very brave horse too.

And lots and lots of people go there so everybody will know we are remembering. That is good.

One of our own dead soldiers is there. 

And nobody knows who he is. Oh goodness me. That is not all right. 

So everybody puts little flowers on top of him. 

So he knows we still remember him. Even when he is still in way way far away Heaven with his friends.  Oh dear me.

And they played the very sad bagpipe music too. Oh dear.

The saying goodbye bagpipe music is way too sad. 

And then the very fast and very noisy little aeroplanes flew right over my house. 

I do not like those too noisy aeroplanes. Oh well. 

Zita and I went for a very nice before breakfast walk. 

When it was still a lots and lots of sunshine day. 

And when we got home I had pumpkins on my breakfast. Ha. Good for me.

When Niamh was all awake she had to go and drink coffee with a lady from her favourite university class. 

Craig had a big sleep in today. I do not know why. 

Maybe he did not have enough blood inside him today. Oh my goodness me. 

But we had our together toasts anyway. 

At lunchtime Zita went into our front garden to put some new beautiful flowers in the ground.

Before the too much snow comes here.

The very nasty squirrels steal our beautiful flowers when I am not watching. 

So Zita had to put a do not steal flowers fence right on top of the new flowers. 

I think the dangerous wolves should just gobble up those squirrels. Ha. That is a good idea. 

This afternoon it was not even a bit sunny. And it was got all of a sudden cold and windy. 

So Zita came back in the house. Me too. 

After my lunch Zita went out to do some secret present shopping.

Because when the too much snow finds us it will be nearly Merry Christmas time. Oh goodness me.

My friend Emmet is coming home from the way far away Ireland university to have Merry Christmas with me and our whole family. Ha.

Last year Emmet could not come home because of the do not get sick and die rules. That was not so very nice. 

But this time he will be here.

Fast asleep in the very big and comfy bedroom when Mister Saint Santa comes to my house. That is good. 

Niamh came home so she could make her own tasty dinner.

Because she had to work until late tonight at her restaurant. 

So I will only had to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime tonight. 

But we had cheese toasties. Ha. 

I had lots of pumpkins on my dinner. Pumpkins are my favourite.

We watched a new detective program last night. 

It had scary music so I just went to fast asleep. 

Then it was time to go to bed. That is my favourite time.