Day Two Thousand and Seventeen

I had a very busy day.

Zita and I had to get up very very early today. Even before our nice walk. 

Because today cousin Orlaith went to the famous policemen’s giant building. Way early in the morning. 

To see all about her new nearly a job. 

Now she has her own little office with her own special computers. Ha. That is good. 

But it is very very messy. So she has to make it all neat and tidy. Ha. Good for her.

At the giant building they have buffalo pictures on everything. 

That is good. I like the buffalos. They are very big. 

And they aways chase away the nasty wolves. With their sharp horns. Or squish them with their big feet. Ha.

But they are a bit smelly. Oh well. 

Today is Zita’s do not go to work day. But she has to go to work all day. And tonight too. 

Because they are having a giant cheese party for all the rascal ladies. And lots of other people too.

It is wear your beautiful shoes party. Ha.

I cannot go. I do not have any beautiful shoes. 

I only have my green keep my feet dry shoes. They are not so beautiful. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

I will just stay here and guard everybody. 

Miss Rima came to my house to make a tasty lunch and to read books for the nice university. With Niamh. 

Before they went to their what the Centre Building.

Cousin Orlaith and I did not go for a before dinnertime walk. It was snowing all over. All afternoon. 

So we stayed at home and looked out the watching window instead. 

Niamh and all her friends are going come here to play the dragons game tonight. With Emmet. 

They will see him on the old big television. In the basement. 

Maybe we will have a party. Parties are my favourite. 

I did not watch the detectives last night. 

I just had a long nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen instead. 

Day Two Thousand and Sixteen

We had a nearly busy day.

Zita and I went for our very early long nice walk before she took Niamh to her early in the morning class. 

At her nice university.

Then Craig and I had square toasts. Square toasts are silly. 

So we had lots of jam on them. Ha. Good for us.

Then cousin Orlaith was awake too. She had to practice getting up way early.

Because tomorrow she has to go to see about her maybe a job with the famous policemen. 

Very early in the morning. 

He will be learning how to catch nasty people. Using very special computers. That work all the time. Ha. 

Sometimes the special computers at her way far away university do not always work. Oh dear. 

Cousin Orlaith will not ride the famous policemen’s beautiful horses. 

And she does not get a beautiful red uniform either. Oh well. Too bad for her. 

This afternoon she took batteries to Craig’s mother’s building. So she can sometimes hear people. 

Then cousin Orlaith brought us brand new tasty toasts bread. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I had brand new bread sandwiches for our lunchtime. 

With peanut butter and the not so blue blueberry jam. Ha. That was a good lunch. 

Craig is still hiding in way far away long time ago England. Oh well. 

After lunchtime I took cousin Orlaith on a nice before it gets dark walk. It is still too cold outside. 

Because of the too much blowing wind. 

Our friend Mister George sent me my own picture. Just for me. That was nice. 

Because croissants are my favourite. It is known. 

And very fierce Bouviers used to be famous cow guarding dogs. It is known. Ha. Good for us. 

Tonight we will have our altogether dinner. That is good. 

Last night we watched a new lady detective. 

From way far away and way up north. We did not have chips. 

Zita and Orlaith had Irish tea. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand and Fifteen

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. 

Then I had a nice big sleep in. On the big comfy bed. Even After Craig was all awake. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh slept upstairs last night. So I could guard her. Just in case the sick tummy tried to catch her again. 

This morning I got her all awake so Zita could drive her to her nice university. Ha. 

It was a very waggly tail time. Ha. 

I like getting my friends fast awake in the morning. It is my favourite job. It is known. 

Craig and I had fat toasts when Niamh and Orlaith were awake as could be. With jam.

Then I minded Orlaith. In the living room. On the comfy rug.

Good for me.

Then I helped her chop up all the giant carrots. In the kitchen. I was a big help.

So I got carrot bits on my tasty breakfast. Ha. Good for me. 

It is still way slippy outside.

Because of the ice everywhere. Zita and I have to walk only on the road. Not the way too slippy sidewalks. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig and I played catch the ball two times in the morning. 

Then he had to read some stories for our nice Queen. 

And Mister Stuart too. He is in a far away hospital. They are going to fix his way too sore back. 

They fixed Craig’s back a long long long time ago. Even before me. Even before Zita. 

Now it is all just full of nasty scars. 

I try to lick it all better. But it does not work. Too bad for us. 

Craig and I had very fat crunchy peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. Ha. That is tasty.

Then I took my friend cousin Orlaith for a nice walk. Before it is all dark outside. 

I do not like outside in the dark so much. 

Because maybe the dangerous wolves will jump out from the bushes to catch you. Maybe. 

We watched the people on the empty canal. Lots of them fell down on their bottoms. Oh dear. Too bad for them. 

Now they will have sore soggy bottoms. 

We did not have an altogether dinner tonight. Tonight Niamh takes care of the two little nice girls. 

And has her tasty dinner there too. 

We saw my friend Emmet on the computer last night. At dinnertime. He is very busy. 

Helping the new students write their own brand new stories. 

We watched the from way far away lady detective last night. We had popcorns. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand and Fourteen

I had a very busy night.

Because my friend Niamh had a way too sick tummy. All night. Even this morning too. 

Because of the silly too much changing weather.

Zita and I took care of her. 

And then we went back to fast asleep. Even in the very early day time. Ha. Good for us.

I got up with Craig but I did not have toasts with him. 

Because I went back to the big comfy bed to for a nice nap. And to keep Zita all cosy warm. Ha. 

When Zita was all awake cousin Orlaith was awake too. And me too. 

So we had lots of toasts. With jam. 

It was not the very tasty from way far away France. Oh well. 

We did not have our altogether lunch today. 

Because my friend Niamh was still fast asleep. Upstairs in her other bedroom. Where I can guard her. 

When you are sick Zita says you have to keep quiet in your comfy bed and stay fast asleep. Ha.

Or you will still be sick tomorrow. 

It is still way way slippy outside. Zita used the big chopper to take away the awful ice. 

We will see my friend Emmet tonight. On the computer. When we have our tasty altogether dinner. That is good. 

Craig put all of Emmet’s very own first books. In a big box. Ha. 

We did not give them all away. That is good.

Zita and I went for our lovely long walk this afternoon. Before it was all too cold again. Ha.

I had banana bits for my lunch. With Zita. 

Day Two Thousand and Thirteen

I had a very very busy day.

It is Craig’s go to his old friends breakfast restaurant. Zita and I did not take him. 

We were too busy. He went with Mister Paul instead.

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk. With Professor Jill too. Ha. That is a nice walk with friends.

Then we had to move everything in the very messy basement. 

To all over everywhere. And give lots and lots of things away. 

Because we had lots of way too much stuff. 

Soon we will have a brand new floor in the basement. Ha. 

That is why we have to move everything. 

Miss Devon came with a very big truck. To take things away some of our too much. 

Because she has a different house today. 

I had to stay upstairs and just mind Craig.

Because Zita and Niamh and Orlaith were moving things everywhere. 

Zita said I would get squished. So I could not be a big help. Oh dear. 

I was very sad. I stayed in the kitchen and told everybody that I was a sad dog. Ha. Too bad for them.

Then we had kabillions of books on the dining room table. 

So Craig could say which ones were way too many. Oh dear. 

I could not help. I cannot read books. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Then Mister Paul came to get some our way too much too. That is good. 

I helped Craig look out the watching window. It was not so much fun today. Too bad for me. 

Because we were way too busy all day today we got the very tasty food from way far away India. Ha. 

They have very tasty not fat at all bread. 

After our dinnertime Zita went going out with her lady friends tonight. 

For tasty after dinner treats. That is nice. 

I will stay here to guard everybody. 

Maybe Craig will watch the new too loud scary program Mister Tom gave him today. 

I will not watch the scary programs.

Because they are too scary. Ha. I will have a nice nap on the big comfy bed. And mind him. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand and Twelve

Craig had a sleep in today. 

Because of his too sore for play catch the ball arm. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Zita and I went for our nice walk anyway. 

Then Zita drove Niamh to the Centre Building for her early in the morning job before Zita went to the rascal ladies office.

So I went back to sleep on the big comfy bed. To keep Craig all safe and warm. Ha. Good for me.

Then we had very fat crunchy toasts for our breakfast. Before cousin Orlaith was fast awake. Ha.

It is still too cold outside today. So I guarded the house from inside. On the soft living room rug.

Craig and I had even more crunchy toasts for our lunchtime. With jam too. Ha.

Then I helped cousin Orlaith in the kitchen. Cooking delicious things. 

I did not know what they were. Nobody told me. They were not tasty green beans. Oh well.

This afternoon my friend Emmet is writing his speaking like a very old Irish person exam. 

All in nobody can understand anymore Gaelic. 

Because that is what very very old Irish people talk. 

Maybe like Zita’s father. Maybe. Ha. 

I did not like exams when I went to school. I just liked the treats. 

I do not think Emmet get treats at his new far away university. That is not so nice. 

Last night the save us, save us machine went off. 

Because of the too toasty bacon. Oh well. Bacon is very tasty. Ha. 

Orlaith cooked bacon this afternoon too. Ha.

Craig and I played catch the ball after lunchtime. Two times. 

Maybe his catch the ball arm is all better again. Maybe.

Niamh has to guard all the little children at the Centre Building tonight. 

So they will be good listeners. Oh dear. That is a hard job.

So Niamh will not have her tasty dinner with us tonight. Oh dear. 

We watched the far away in England detectives last night. Until the end. Ha. 

Then everybody went fast asleep. Me too. After I looked in all the rooms. 

To make sure only my family is here. In our house. It is my very important own job. It is known. 

Maybe we will watch brand new detectives tonight. With chips. Ha. Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand and Eleven

I did not have a nice quiet day today.

Everybody was very busy. So I was busy too. 

Because when everyone is very busy I have to guard the house all by myself. Ha. It is my favourite job. 

This morning Zita and I went for a nice walk and then I had to help her. 

Because the door to the silver little car would not open up. At all.

Because of all the nasty freezie rain. Oh dear.

Then it was all warm at toasts inside and Craig’s door opened. 

He can only use the one door. 

Because of the go fast chair. Oh well.

Zita took the black go fast car to the rascal ladies office right away. 

So she would not be late for important meetings. 

Then Craig and I had croissants with tasty from way far away France jam. 

Just by ourselves. And then we looked out the watching window. 

It is another too cold day outside.

Before lunchtime Craig took Niamh to her important meeting. 

So I guarded the house. And cousin Orlaith too. All by myself. On the rug. In the living room. 

When Craig came home we had a peanut butter sandwich with brand new blueberry jam. 

That is silly jam. It is not blue. It is red. Oh well. It was tasty anyway. 

We played catch the ball after our lunchtime. It is not way too cold today. But my side yard is very slippy. 

Craig is all finished being a Viking. Now he is a story writer. In long time ago England. 

Somebody tried to kill him with a sword. Oh dear. Now he is hiding. That is good. 

So I minded him this afternoon. In the living room.

On the comfy rug. Ha.

Tonight we are going to have an altogether breakfast for dinner. With my far away friend Emmet too.

That is good.

Because if he does not see me maybe he will not remember me when he comes home. Oh dear. 

I would not like that so much. 

Because he is my own friend. Even when I was brand new. It is known. 

He was very busy tonight. Helping the brand new students and studying for his important exam tomorrow. Oh dear. 

Maybe Craig will send him a nice picture of me. 

So he will not forget that I am his own best dog friend. That would be good.

Maybe we will watch the detectives again tonight. Ha. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand and Ten

I had a very nice quiet day. 

Because today is everybody’s do not go to work day. Ha. Good for me.

Zita and I went for our nice walk when Craig was still all fast asleep. 

We walked with Professor Jill and the little dog. Ha. It is a very little dog. Oh well.

When we got home Mister Lyndon came to my house.

Because he could not get into his own house. 

Because he left his key in his brand new car. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

But Zita found another one. In the very messy kitchen drawer. Ha. That is good. 

Then we talked to Doctor Tanya in far away Halifax. 

It is her Sing Happy Birthday song day. Ha. That is good. 

I even sang too. I like the Sing Happy Birthday day song. Ha. Good for me. 

She said maybe they could come to my house for a tasty lunch with her nice mother. 

When she is here visiting. Ha. 

Then Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went to look at new floors for the basement. In a just for floors store. 

So I stayed here to mind Craig. Good for me. 

Our friend Richard’s red fast car is all squished up. Maybe forever. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

A silly not so good at jumping deer hit the red fast car. In the middle of nowhere. 

And both got squished. Oh dear. Too bad for  them. 

Richard was not even hurt. Just way surprised. That is good. 

The too much jumping deer went to heaven. Right there. In the middle of nowhere.

I do not know if nice cars go to heaven. Maybe. 

Uncle Bill has a flying motorcycle in heaven. With an extra right beside you seat. 

It is just for his friends. Like Miss Maggie or my my friends Jamie and Zorro. Ha. That is good. 

They will mind him. They are good minders. Just like me. Ha. Good for us. 

Everybody came to my house for a dinnertime play the Dragons game. 

With Emmet on the big television. From far away Antigonish. That is silly. Oh well. 

I minded everyone. In the basement. Good for me. I got treats. 

Then I came upstairs to guard Craig and Zita. It is not so noisy upstairs. Ha. 

We watched the from way far away England detectives last night. 

We had chips too. That is good. 

Maybe we will have chips tonight too. 

Day Two Thousand and Nine

I had a very busy morning. I had to help Zita a lot.

Because we had lots of freezie rain last night. Now everything is way too slippy.

We had to use the little choppers to take the ice off the cars. And my side yard too.

So Zita could drive Niamh to her nice university. The smelly buses are all too late.   

Then Craig and Zita and I had our fat toasts altogether. Ha. That is right. Good for us. 

When we were all finished Zita went to the rascal ladies office. I guarded Craig. And the toasts.

This morning Miss Devon came to make the house all spic and span. With the noisy machines. 

I just had a nice nap on the big comfy bed. In the quiet bedroom. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh came home from her nice university to have a fast asleep nap. That is good. Naps are my favourite too. 

When Miss Devon was all finished and gone Craig and I had toasty warm croissants for our lunchtime treat. 

We had the special from way far away France delicious jam too. Ha. Good for us.

The present man brought very little batteries for Craig’s mother’s make you hear better machine. 

It is not so interesting a present. Oh well. 

We did not go for a nice walk today. 

Because of the way too slippy streets. 

Sometimes people get squished by cars on the too slippy streets. Or they fall down and get hurt. Oh dear.

One time I slipped and hurt my leg and could not go for nice walks for a long time. Oh dear. 

So we did not go on the street. Just our own driveway. To keep our cars company. That is good. 

Then I watched everybody slide all over from my watching window. Ha. 

When Niamh was all fast awake she went to her Centre Building job. 

And cousin Orlaith went to get some medicine for her too sore throat. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

We watched the old church man detective last night. He is a good detective. 

He is not even sad or scary. That is good. 

We did not have chips. 

Day One Thousand and Eight

Niamh and cousin Orlaith got home in the middle of the night. I got wide awake. So I could say hello. 

Then everybody went back to fast asleep. Until the morning. Me too. 

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk. There was more snow everywhere. Too bad for me.

Craig and I had very fat toasts. After Zita went to her rascal ladies office. That is good.

Then I had a nice nap. Until Niamh and Orlaith were all wide awake.

Niamh did not have to go to her nice university today. Her professor was still at his own house. 

Because he was sick. Oh dear. 

So Niamh is writing a brand new very interesting story. There is a very big dog in the story. Ha. 

That is a good story. 

Maybe it is me. Maybe. 

My friend Orlaith made a tasty lunch for everybody. With way hot as can be forever eggs. And toasts. 

Then I guarded my own house.

Because Craig had to read some more stories for our nice Queen. I guarded him too. 

Then Niamh had to go to her Centre Building job. 

We canhave an altogether dinner tonight.

Because Niamh is cannot take care of the two little girls.

Because one is too sick. And has to stay in bed. Too bad for her.

Last night we watched new from way far away detectives. 

They were not the sad and soggy detectives. That is good. 

We had chips too. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand and Seven

It is sleep in Sunday. Craig had a nice sleep in. 

When I came home from our nice walk I kept him company. On the big comfy bed. Ha.

But my friend Zita could not have a nice Sunday sleep in.

Because she had to talk to even more rascal ladies. On the telephone. All morning. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

I guarded her. Until our altogether lunchtime. Ha. It is a good job. 

Then we had Scotsmen’s porridge for our lunch. And we talked to Emmet too. 

He was doing his laundry. In the making your clothes clean machine. 

It is good to have as clean as can be clothes.

Then I had to help Zita give people our nice newspaper. Just on our street. It is my favourite job. 

I was a big help. Zita told me. We go to everybody’s front door. Just us. Ha. 

When I was home I had to stay in the kitchen. With Craig. 

Because I was a bit too soggy. Oh well. 

Then Zita went to get us some nice food. At the way too much of everything food store. 

We did not have any bread for for our toasts this morning. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will get green beans. I like green bean treats. 

I stayed here to guard Craig. Just in case. It is my job. Ha. 

Niamh and Orlaith are still in not so far away Toronto. 

They slept in Tara’s little apartment last night. That is nice.

Maybe they had an all on fire cake last night. Maybe. 

Last night we had chips. And we watched lots of the sad in Wales detective. 

It is not so nice in that Wales. It just rains all the time. With no sunny full of sheep clouds days. 

Just lots of soggy sheep. All over everywhere. 

So everybody is soggy all the time. Oh dear. I would not like that. 

Maybe we will watch more detectives tonight. Maybe. 

 Maybe not the always soggy ones. Maybe. 

Niamh and Orlaith are going to find another very big bus to bring them home to our house. 

But not until very late tonight. Even past my bedtime. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

Day Two Thousand and Six

I had a very very quiet day. Because everybody was gone.

Niamh and cousin Orlaith are in nearly far away Toronto. 

It is Saturday old friends breakfast day. So Craig went to the tasty breakfast restaurant. 

Mister Paul went with him so they could eat heir breakfast with their very old friends. 

Zita and I went for our nice walk. It is not cold outside today. Good for us.

Then Zita took Craig’s mother shopping for tasty treats and coffee. 

I stayed here to guard the house. On the comfy rug. In the living room. 

We talked to my friend Emmet for a long time last night. From far away Antigonish. 

He is very busy helping students be old Irish people. It is his favourite job.

When Craig came home I go tasty treats. 

Because I am the best house guarder ever. That is true. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita was very busy this afternoon. Calling lots of rascal ladies. Before it was too late for them. Ha.

At dinnertime I was a big help. In the kitchen. With the tasty green beans. I got some too. 

We had a very early dinner tonight. 

Because we are all by ourselves. 

Now we can watch the two detectives who live in the very big far away desert. 

We watched them last night. Maybe we will watch two tonight. Maybe. 

Because we have a new big bag of chips. Ha. Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand and Five

Today is a busy day.

We had to get up early so we could go on our nice walk before Zita drove Niamh to her nice university. 

It is an all day at her university day. 

I minded Craig in the big comfy bed because Zita was at the rascal ladies office early too.

Then we had our toasts and played catch the ball. It is not cold outside today. Ha. That is good.

Last night Niamh and Orlaith had a big argument. 

Because Orlaith puts hot milk on her breakfast. And Niamh does not. 

Because it makes her breakfast just soggy. And Orlaith likes soggy breakfasts. Oh well. 

I do not want milk on my breakfast. 

Because I get tasty cheesie treats. And sometimes green beans. Ha. 

That is a tasty breakfast. It is known. 

Niamh and Orlaith are going to not so far away Toronto tonight. 

Because it is Tara’s Sing Happy Birthday day. In Toronto too.

They are going on the big bus. The with a bathroom bus. Not a just smelly bus. All the way to Toronto. All night long. 

So tomorrow they can have a hot hot bath with our friend Tara Mahoney. And drink Russian tea. Ha. That is silly. 

A Sing Happy Birthday day squeaky clean bathday. That is a silly day. 

The Sing Happy Birthday all on fire cake cannot be on fire in a bathtub. It will be all soggy. Oh dear. 

They will just be all soggy too. They are silly people. It is known. 

I am staying here to guard Craig and Zita. And my own comfy pillows. 

When cousin Orlaith and I came home from our before dinnertime walk Mister Paul was here.

He came back from way far away England. And he came to visit us. 

He brought fat croissants from the tasty croissants store. So we had them for our lunch. With jam too.

I got a giant crunchy end. Ha. That is a good lunch. 

Day Two Thousand and Four

I had a very quiet day today.

Zita and I went for our breakfast walk. It is not way too cold outside today. 

Then she went to the rascal ladies office and I kept Craig toasty warm in the comfy big bed.

When we were all fast awake we had very little toasts. Then we had two more.

Because they were only little. Ha. Good for us.

Niamh and Orlaith were very busy going out this morning.

And Craig was reading lots for our nice Queen. So I had a big nice nap. On my comfy in the kitchen bed.

I am still all fluffy today.

Because of the make me beautiful store. 

Niamh went to her make her beautiful store today. But she is not fluffy like me. Ha. 

We did not watch anything last night.

Because Zita had to talk to all the rascal ladies for a long time. And Craig was still being a fierce Viking. 

So I minded everyone in the basement. They were playing the dragon game. 

They had lots of treats. Ha. Good for me.

I saw my friend Emmet on the big television. Ha. That is silly. 

I took cousin Orlaith for a nice walk when she came home from way downtown. She was shopping. Ha.

It was still not dark outside. That is good. 

Scary things can not jump out from the bushes when it is still bright outside. It is known. 

Niamh worked at the Center Building until our tasty dinnertime. We had an altogether dinner today. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch far away detectives again tonight. On the brand new television. 

On the comfy rug. In the den. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand and Three

It is our nobody has to go to work day. Ha.

So everybody had a little sleep in. Me two.

Then Craig and Zita and I had fat toasts. Altogether. In the living room. Ha. That is good.

Zita talked to her father and mother today. In way far away Dublin. 

They told Zita that they even had snow there too. Last night. Oh dear. But it is all gone now. 

Then Niamh and cousin Orlaith were wide awake. Ha. That is good. I minded them.

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk. We went to the hardware store. To get things. I got a treat. 

I always get treats at that store. Ha. Good for me. 

It is not way too cold outside today. 

Last night Niamh did not have her dinner with us. She was still fast asleep. 

Because of the nasty headache. I went downstairs to mind her. 

Because it is my own job. To mind my family. 

Then she came upstairs. To watch the detectives from way far away Wales. 

With Craig and Zita and Orlaith and me in the den. Altogether. That is good. 

I like it when everybody is altogether. For me to guard. 

Except my friend Emmet is not here. He is in far away Antigonish. Still. Too bad for me. 

There were no fierce dragons in the detective program. Just a sad policeman. Oh well. 

We watched it until very late. Niamh even had toasty bagels. In the den. I did not get any. 

Because she was very hungry. Oh well. I found popcorn all over. Ha. That is good. 

I went going to the make me beautiful store this afternoon. It was a surprise. 

Because I am too furry. And my tummy gets all soggy with the nasty salt. That is not so nice. 

So Zita and I went to the make me beautiful store. In the go fast car. 

So I would not be a soggy dog when we got there. Ha. Good for us. 

They did not take away all my fur. Only the too much fur. Ha. That is good. 

Because it is still the way too cold wintertime. 

Zita did not want me to get all frozen up. Like the black go fast car. I would not like that. 

Then the nice man in the noisy big truck would have to come and unfreeze me. Ha. 

I would not like that either. Oh well.

When I came home. I was all as fluffy as could be. 

And I smelled as beautiful as a flower. And I had a lovely ribbon too. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh and Orlaith laughed at me. Because they did not smell as beautiful as I did. Ha. Too bad for them. 

We did not have an altogether dinner tonight. Only Craig and Zita and me. 

Because everybody was downstairs playing the dragon game. With Emmet. That is good.

Then Zita had to talk to all the rascal ladies. On the telephone. For a long time. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand and Two

Zita and I went for our nice walk this morning. It is still way cold outside. Too bad for us.

Niamh did not get a drive to her nice university this morning.

Because she wanted to stay fast asleep in the comfy bed instead. 

So then she had to find a smelly bus to go to her class. Oh well. Too bad for her.

A lady came to our house to visit Zita this morning. 

She gave me a giant treat. Ha. That is a good visit. She has dogs too. At her house. Ha.

Then Zita went to the rascal ladies office. But Craig and I did not have any toasts. 

Because the good for toasts bread was all frozen. So we had to wait until later. Oh dear.

Later is not such a good word. Dogs do not like the word later. It is known.

The very noisy take the snow away machines came to my street last night. 

When everybody was all fast asleep. Except for me.

I fiercely barked them all away. So we were all safe again. But I got in a bit of trouble.

Because then nobody was all fast asleep. Too bad for them.  Oh well. 

Craig and I had two very fat peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. With the special for toasts bread.

Because it was not all frozen anymore. Ha. That is good. 

Then I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen. Now it is all fluffy again. 

Because Zita put in the make your clothes as clean as can be machine yesterday. Ha. That is nice. 

My friend Niamh came home from her nice university with a nasty headache. Oh dear.

She went to the comfy bed. For a little nice nap. 

I could not have I nice nap. Because i had to take cousin Orlaith for a nice walk. We did not get lost. 

And the big noisy take the snow away machines were all gone. So we did not get all gobbled up. That is good.

Craig only read a little bit for our nice Queen this afternoon. Because he had to be Viking again. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand and One

I had a nice quiet day.

Because it is an everybody is busy day. 

Zita and I went for a very long walk in the very cold. Then she went to the rascal ladies office.

Craig and I had toasty bagels for our breakfast. 

Then I had a nice nap. Craig was reading stories for our nice Queen.

When cousin Orlaith was all wide awake I minded her. She always has Irish tea too. Ha. 

Then I had another nice nap. Ha. Good for me.

Everybody was here until late last night. In the basement. So they could play Emmet’s dragon game. 

With my friend Emmet on the big television. Ha. 

They had their very tasty dinner downstairs in the basement too. 

Craig and Zita and I had chips. And watched the detective with the ghosts. Until it was all finished. 

The ghosts were not so scary. 

Then it was too late for Craig’s squeaky clean bath.

So we went to bed instead. Ha. 

Craig and I had a very fat peanut butter sandwiche with the tasty jam for our lunchtime. Ha. That is good.

I took cousin Orlaith for a nice walk this afternoon. 

Before it got way too cold. I had to wear my green shoes again. Oh well. 

We did not see anybody interesting. Oh well. 

We used to go for our nice walks with my friend Jamie. 

But he had to go all the way to heaven to keep our friend Zorro company. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

We will have an altogether dinner tonight. But not with my friend Emmet. 

I think he is busy talking like a way way old Irish person. Oh well. 

Cousin Orlaith squished her toe. But we do not have to chop it off. That is good.

My toe got all chopped off. I did not like it so much. Even when I got lots of treats. 

Craig said Orlaith could have some of his Merry Christmas time special chocolate. As a treat. 

But she only wanted Irish tea. Oh well. 

We had a breakfast for dinnertime tonight. Ha. 

Then we watched new detectives. In the den. With chips too. Ha.

Day Two Thousand

Today is sleep in Sunday. But we did not sleep in so much. 

Niamh had an all day long important meeting. At the Centre Building. So Zita drove her there. 

Because of the way too cold outside. 

I minded Craig. Then he got up too. Ha.

We had fat toasts. Just Craig and Zita and I.

Because cousin Orlaith was still fast asleep. Ha.

We did not go for our nice walk until later. 

Then I did not want to go outside so much. It is way too cold for nice walks.

I had to wear my keep you a just a bit warm coat and my shoes too. Oh well. Too bad for me.

We did not even see anybody outside. 

Because they were all in their own comfy warm houses. Oh well. Too bad for me.

When we got home cousin Orlaith was wide awake. 

So Zita went to Mister Kettleman’s bagel store to get tasty bagels for our lunch. 

My friend Emmet Taylor came to breakfast with us. All the way from far away. On Zita’s fast computer. 

It is not even cold at all in far away. There is no too much snow there. Ha. Just lots of fast wind. That is silly. 

We talked for a long time. About how to talk Dragons. In very old Welsh. Ha. 

We did not understand it at all. Nobody does. Oh well. 

Too bad for the dragons. Nobody will talk to them. They should just all talk French. 

Then they could have lots of croissants. Ha. Croissants are very tasty for breakfast. With cheese. Ha. 

And they can make them all toasty hot all by themselves. Ha. Good for them. 

After lunchtime Zita and Orlaith went skating on our as long as forever slippy ice canal. 

Even in the way too cold. Ha.

I stayed here to mind Craig. In our very warm house. 

But the slippy canal was not open. They did not know. 

It is because of the too much rain. It is way too bumpy and you would just fall down. And be hurt. 

So it is not open. Oh well. 

My comfy bed is in the washing all the clothes clean machine. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

There were lots of dogs chasing the sliding into the pond people. I did not like that. 

They will just get squished all up. I barked at them but they did not stop. Oh dear. 

It is hard being a good guarder dog. It is known. 

Craig was watching the football game. It was not so interesting. I had a nice nap in the living room. 

Tonight Niamh and Orlaith and their friends are playing the dragons game with my friend Emmet. Ha. 

It must be a good game. Everybody wants to play it. 

Nobody asked me to play. Maybe it is too scary. Because of the dragons. Maybe. 

I would not want to be all toasted up by a dragon. It is known. 

Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. In the too cold. Oh well.

Maybe we will watch the old detective and his ghosts tonight. With chips too. Ha. That would be nice. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine

We had everybody in the world over for a tasty dinner last night. 

We had lots and lots of pasta. Ha. And cheese. That is good. 

Because everybody had to be here so they could play the dragons games with my friend Emmet. 

He was on the not so big television in the basement. 

He was still in his very little apartment in far away. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita and I watched a new detective last night. He has ghosts that help him. 

But nobody can see them. Just him.  

We had chips. Ha. And Zita had chocolate too. Ha. 

Last night the way too cold came back to our street. And the too much snow too.

I did not want to go for our nice walk this morning. 

Because I do not like the too cold. But I had to go. To guard Zita. Because it is my own job.

When we were all outside it was nearly nice. So we went for a long walk. That is good.

Then Zita went to have a delicious breakfast at Kathy’s house. I did not go.

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today. 

Because of the way too cold and the nasty snow. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

When Niamh and Orlaith were all awake they helped Zita take all the snow away. 

With the brand new take the snow away shovels. 

I was a big help. I stayed in the black go fast car so I could guard everybody. Ha. That is a good job.

Then Niamh and Orlaith went to a lunchtime restaurant with their friends. 

And Zita went to get some nice brand new food for our dinner tonight. That is good.

Mister Tom came for a visit. So I stayed here to guard Craig and Mister Tom. 

He brought new detectives for us to watch at night. That was nice.

I had to watch our park all afternoon.

Because of all the slide down the hill people. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Eight

We had a very busy night.

Water came in the basement. Not even from Emmet’s widow. Oh dear.

Because of the too much rain. It is not even a bit cold. But everything is all frozen. 

Because of all the way way too cold time.

So now the water cannot get away.

Because the too much water pipe is just all full of ice. 

So Zita and Orlaith had to put on a new just empty pipe on instead. 

And we had a giant one in the basement. Because of just in case. Ha. Good for us. 

But I was very upset.

Because I could not be a big help. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

So I had to stay in the den. So I could mind Craig. 

He could not help either. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

We had to wait in the den for a long long time. I was not so happy. Oh dear. 

And then Niamh and Orlaith took all the too much snow off my shed. 

So it would not just melt into my own little spot. Ha. That is good. 

I was a big help. Ha.

Zita opened the window so I could be a big help. Good for me. 

Craig was not a big help. He just took pictures. 

Because he is just old. Ha. 

Then it way very late. But we did not go to fast asleep. 

We made our own made delicious cookies instead. Ha. Good for us. 

Then we went to sleep.

This morning Zita and I only went for a little walk. 

Because of the still too much rain everywhere. That is silly. 

Everything is just melting and messy. Oh dear. 

And my friend Niamh could not go to her nice university today. 

Because she had a sick tummy. 

She had to take her special just for Niamh’s sick tummy medicine.

Craig said it was because it is way too warm outside. 

And now it is going to be way way cold again. Right away. After our lunchtime. 

And then all the messy melting snow will be way too slippy ice again. Oh dear. That is not right. 

It is silly weather. It is known.

Niamh’s tummy does not like change so much. Me either. 

Everything should just be the same, weather too. 

Orlaith took the dangerous ice chopper and took and the messy melting ice away from our driveway. 

So it would not be a nasty big icy bump your car when it is way too cold again today. That is good. 

Now there is no snow at all in my side yard. Not even a bit. Ha. 

I found all the catching balls. That is good. 

Zita came home early today. Because it was all icy hurt you eyes snowing again. That is silly. 

Now everything will be slippy ice again. It is silly weather. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Seven

Zita and I only went for a little walk this morning.

Because of the all night freeze on everything rain. 

Everything was as slippy as can be. I even fell down. Only one time. 

But I did not hurt myself this time. That is good. 

Zita did not fall at all. That is good. 

After Zita went to the rascal ladies office Craig and I had some very little toasts.

Because we ate all the good for toasts bread. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

I had a very quiet day. It is an everybody is very busy day.

Craig took Niamh to her not way far away important meeting. 

And Orlaith was writing her big story for her way far away university.

So I had a nice nap. 

Craig and I could not play catch the ball today. 

Because of the way too slippy ice in my side yard. Too bad for me. 

Craig took Niamh to her job at the Centre Building then he took Orlaith to the tasty bread store. Ha. That is good.

When Craig was home we had brand new toasts. 

Because we had brand new for toasts bread. And we had delicious jam too. Ha. That is good.

I got some too. Ha.

Last night Niamh made a special dinner from a way way far away place. With flat peas. 

I helped. Zita too. 

I was a big help. 

And then my friend Emmet came to dinner with us. From far away Antigonish. 

On Zita’s fast computer. 

On the dining room table. That is good.

Then Niamh and Orlaith went to a late at night movie. Up on the busy street. 

Craig and Zita and I only watched a little television program. 

Because it was very late. Then we went to bed. 

We did go for a walk before dinnertime.

Because of the freezie rain everywhere. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch some new stories tonight on the brand new television. 

In our den with the comfy rug. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Six

We were not even cold outside today. So Zita and I went for a very long nice walk. 

When we were all back home Craig and Zita and I had only very little toasts. 

Because we ate all the fat toasts bread. Too bad for us.

Then I helped Zita clean the driveway. I sat in the black go fast car to guard everything. 

When it is not so cold outside you can take all the nasty ice away. That is good. 

I do not like ice. It will make you fall down and hurt your bottom. Or hurt you leg. Oh dear. 

Last night Craig and Zita and Niamh and I watched a movie with dragons and Vikings. 

They were not scary dragons. The Vikings were not scary either. That is good. 

Niamh said the dragon was just like me. That is silly. 

Dragons are not so furry as me. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Maybe Emmet can talk to those dragons. That would not be so dangerous. That is good. 

After our tasty lunch Zita and I went for another nice long walk. 

Because it is not cold at all today. Ha. Good for us. 

Cousin Orlaith is busy. She is writing a big story. For her university in way far away Galway. Oh dear. 

Today is the do not go to work day for Zita. But she had to talk to rascal people. For a long time. Oh dear. That is not right. 

And today is a no classes at her nice university day for my friend Niamh. 

So everybody was all at home today. That is good. 

Then we were all very busy. 

Because we took the old big television away from the comfy den. Now it is going to live in the basement. 

For Niamh and Orlaith. Now they can watch their television programs on a big television. 

We put the even bigger brand new television in the den. It is our Merry Christmas time television. 

It took a long time to put the brand new television together. Because of the black music machines. 

I do not know all about the black music machines. Nobody does. Except Craig. There are too many wires.

I do not know why. Nobody told me. I did not help. I stayed on my comfy bed in the kitchen. 

Then Zita went to the tasty food store. Maybe to get some fat toasts bread. Ha. That is good. 

I waited for her at the watching window. Craig helped me. That is good. 

It is alway nice to have a good helper. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Five

It is a not way cold day today.

Zita and I had a nice walk. Before she went to the rascal ladies office.

But then she lost her own phone. And we had to look everywhere for it. Even on the magic map. Oh dear.

Then we found it. It just got all lost in the go fast black car. Ha. That is good.

Miss Devon came today to make our house all spic and span. With the noisy machine. 

So Craig and I had very fat tasty toasts in the den. With the special delicious jam on top. Ha. That is good.

Last night Niamh and Orlaith and their friends went skating. On our nearly all empty canal. 

Now it is all full of slippy ice. Because of the way too cold. Ha. 

And Orlaith did not even fall down one time. Ha. 

They even had tasty treats. 

Because there are little toasty warm tasty treat stores right on the slippy ice. Ha. That is good. 

After lunchtime Orlaith went to Niamh’s nice university. To see everything and maybe have donuts with Niamh. 

My friend Emmet always had donuts when he went to the nice university. And tea too. Ha.

I do not know if there are donuts at his new university. Oh dear. 

Maybe we should send him some. Maybe. 

Craig is still a Viking. With nasty people trying to kill him. With swords. 

Because they want his big house. Oh dear. That is not right. I minded him. On the comfy big bed. 

We had peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Four

It is not so cold today.

Because we had a too much snow night. Now there is more too much snow everywhere. 

Zita and I had to take all the snow off the black go fast car. So she could go to the rascal ladies office. 

I was a big help.

We did not take all the snow off the silver little car. We were too busy. 

When Zita was all gone Craig and I had very fat toasts. 

With the special very tasty jam on top. That is good jam.

Niamh had to go to her nice university this morning. She could not take the smelly bus. 

Because they were all too late. 

A give the driver money car came to take her to her university. So she would not be late. 

Because it is go to university time again. Ha. That is good.

She has brand new courses now. Even one all about famous movies. Niamh loves old movies. 

When Orlaith was all awake we went for our nice walk. In the lots and lots of snow. 

Orlaith does not know all about lots and lots of snow. 

They do not have lots of snow in way far away Galway. Just lots of windy rain. 

I know all about the lots and lots of snow. So we did not get lost and die. Good for me. 

It was still falling snow everywhere when we went for our nice walk. Oh dear. 

I was a bit all soggy when we got home. 

So a had a nice nap with my fluffy orange towels. Ha. Good for me. 

The present man brought a very very big box. For Orlaith. From way far away. 

It was full up to the top with lots of her stuff. Ha. That is good. 

Zita came home before it was all dark outside. Because of the too slippy streets.

Orlaith had already moved nearly all of the snow away for her. It was a surprise. Ha. That is good surprise. 

Then Zita and I went for a very long nice walk. In the way too much snow. 

Because it was not cold at all. I like the snow. I can dig in the lots of snow and not get in big trouble. Ha. Good for me. I do not like the way too cold. Oh well. 

When Niamh comes home from the Centre Building job we will have another altogether dinner tonight. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Three

It was sleep in Sunday. Even Zita had a little sleep in. That is good.

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk in the still way too cold outside. 

When we got home Zita went to visit Craig’s mother at her little apartment. 

She brought back all the Merry Christmas time decorations that were at her apartment. 

So I minded Craig on the big comfy bed. He was listening to a book. Ha.

There is a giant dog in the book. It can change into a man. If it wants to. 

And people who are animals too. At the same time. Ha. That is a silly book. 

Craig’s friend wrote the book. He writes lots of famous books. He even lives not even far away. 

Sometimes we see him and Miss Mary-Ann on our busy street. They have a very little dog. 

We had not real from France pancakes for our altogether breakfast with my friend Emmet too.  

He was with us on the computer right on the dining room table. 

I did not look for him today. 

Because he is not here. He is still there. 

He told us the very slow train was still too cold again. Oh dear. 

Yesterday Emmet was at the library in far away Antigonish. 

He is going to learn how to speak way way old Welsh. 

So he can talk to fierce dragons that live in Wales. 

So they will not just eat him all up. Ha. That is good. 

I would not like a dragon to eat my friend Emmet. It is known. 

Yesterday Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went shopping for used beautiful clothes. 

They found lots. And Zita too. That is good. 

After our altogether lunch Zita went out with all her Irish lady friends. For tasty treats. And to talk. 

Tonight Niamh and her friends are going to play the Dragons game. With Emmet in charge. 

They will talk to him on the television in the basement. Ha. Maybe he will talk Dragon to them. Ha. 

Last night we watched the scary detective program. Until it was all over. That is good. 

We did not have any chips again. Oh well. 

Craig’s hockey team won again. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Two

It is still way too cold outside. So Zita and I did not go for our walk.

I kept Craig company in the comfy big bed. 

Because he did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today. So he had a sleep in. 

It is way too cold for Craig too. Oh well.

Last night Niamh went to the hockey game. With her friends. And our team even won. Ha. That is good.

Craig and Zita and Orlaith and I watched a movie. In the den. 

It was all about the very little boats who brought all the poor soldiers back to their home. 

In Craig’s father’s sad war. He was not in the movie. 

We did not have any chips. Too bad for us. Niamh ate them all. Oh well. 

Today was the day we took our beautiful Merry Christmas tree away. Oh dear. 

Now the Merry Christmas time is all over. 

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith put all our beautiful decorations into the big boxes. And put them in the basement. 

Then Zita took Niamh and Orlaith to the shopping stores. Even in the way too cold.

After lunchtime my foot got all stuck on the ice. Outside in the side yard. 

Because my foot was a bit wet and it froze right to the ground. Oh dear. That was not very nice. 

Niamh helped me to get unstuck. That was good. 

So I went right back into my warm bed in the kitchen. 

Niamh dried my feet with my own orange towels. 

Then I had a nice nap. 

I do not like the way too cold. It is known. 

Maybe we will watch some detectives tonight. Maybe we will get more chips. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety One

It is a way too cold day outside today. Again.

So Zita drove Niamh to the Centre Building. For her before university starts job.

Then Craig and Zita and Orlaith and me had lots and lots of very little toasts. With the very tasty jam. Ha. Good for us.

Then I took cousin Orlaith for a little nice walk. We had our keep you warm coats on. 

We did not go too far. Cousin Orlaith does not know all about the way too cold like I do. Ha. 

So we came back to the comfy warm house. I did not let her get all lost. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita got doctor Susan’s nearly a truck. 

Zita and Orlaith put the little refrigerator and the make cold water machine inside. 

Then they took it to the rascal ladies office. Ha.

I could not help. Oh dear too bad for me. 

The giant wind took Doctor Tanya’s outside dinning room table away. Now nobody knows where it is. Oh dear. 

And it was way too windy in far away Antigonish too. 

So Emmet’s next university is closed all up. 

So nobody will be blown all away forever. Like Doctor Tanya’s table. Oh dear. 

Emmet is not so heavy. He should stay inside his little apartment and read his interesting books. 

 And drink Irish tea. And have nice naps. Just like me. Ha.

If he went outside maybe he would just fly away in the too much wind. Oh dear. 

Craig and I did not go outside to play catch the ball. Because of the way too cold. 

The go fast chair does not like the way too cold either.

So we had toasty croissants with more butter instead. Ha. That is good. 

Croissants are my favourite. And green beans. And cheese. And lettuce. Ha. 

This afternoon Craig was a Viking again. I guarded him. Vikings always need fierce guarder dogs.

Because of the giant whales. Ha. Good for me. 

Then I minded cousin Orlaith.

I am a very good minder dog.

I did not go for our before dinnertime walk. 

Because of the way too cold. 

If you just go out in the too cold all the time you will get too cold and have to go to see your doctor. Oh dear.

I do not like to go to see the doctor. 

Sometimes you have to stay there. And cannot even go home and sleep in your own comfy bed. Oh dear. 

That is not so nice. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety

Zita and I got up very early this morning.

Because today is cousin Orlaith’s important meeting with the beautiful horses policemen. 

It was a wear your very nice clothes meeting. Oh dear. 

I do not have so many beautiful clothes. 

Just my own keep me dry coat from way far away Dublin. And my silly green shoes. Too bad for me.

My friend Emmet has beautiful blue all grown up shoes. And nice socks too. 

My friend Niamh has so many beautiful clothes she has to have two bedrooms. Ha.

Zita has important meetings clothes. And beautiful shoes. 

Craig just has comfy cosy clothes. Our nice Queen does not mind. 

Because she lives in way far away and cannot see him. Ha. That is good. 

Zita drove Orlaith to her meeting. So she would not be late at all. 

But they went to the wrong building. They had to go to another far away building. Oh dear.

They were still not late. Zita told us. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I had two croissants for our breakfast. He was all fast awake early too. 

Niamh thought she had a meeting. But she did not. So she went back to fast asleep. Me too. 

On my comfy duvet on the big comfy bed. 

Emmet is going to have a giant snowstorm. In far away Antigonish. Today. Oh dear. 

He should just stay in his little apartment. And drink lots of Irish tea. 

His new university was all closed up today. Because of the too much snow.

He has a watching window too. But it is not so big. 

Now he can watch all the cars get stuck in the snow too. Ha. That is good. 

The giant take the noisy snow away machines came to my other street today. 

I do not like them so much. They are way too noisy. 

Orlaith came to watch them with me.

Because they do not have giant noisy machines like this in way far away Galway. 

Because they do not have lots of snow there. It is known. 

Zita and I did not go for our dinnertime walk today. Because of the too cold windy snow. That is good. 

I do not like the too much cold. Either does Zita. Ha. Good for us. 

Last night we watched more detectives. But we did not have chips. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Then Craig had to have his squeaky clean bath. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Nine

We had a nice easy day today.

Because nobody had to go to work at all. Except for Craig. 

He just was reading some stories for our nice Queen. 

It is not so cold today. Zita and I had a nice walk. But I had to wear my green shoes. 

Because of the too much salt everywhere. Oh well.

Then I helped Zita put all our lots of garbage outside. For the nice take your garbage away men.

Merry Christmas time makes lots and lots of garbage. It is known. 

When we came in we had lots of fat tasty toasts. With Orlaith. We had the new special strawberry jam. 

My friend Emmet got back to his own little apartment. In far away Antigonish. Very late last night. 

It takes a long long time to go to Antigonish on the very slow stop everywhere train.

Next time he will get a little bedroom train. That is good.

He was very hungry when he was all home at his little apartment. 

Because they do not have tasty food on the too slow train. Oh dear. I would not like that. 

So the nice man brought him a very tasty pizza. From the famous in far away pizza store. That is good. 

After lunch Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went to the way too many too much stuff store. 

Maybe to get lots of too much new tasty cheese. And maybe other treats. Maybe.

They got a very little refrigerator for the rascal ladies office. 

Mister SD brought it to our house in his truck. 

Because it was too big for the black go fast car. That was nice. 

Last night Niamh and Orlaith cleaned my friend Emmet’s comfy bedroom. 

Emmet said Niamh could borrow it. When he is in his far away new university. 

Because it is the biggest bedroom. That is nice. 

Niamh had to go to an important meeting at the Centre Building this afternoon.

I just minded Craig. On my comfy bed in the kitchen. 

We had fat peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. Ha. That is a good lunch. 

Last night we watched the nice detective who lives in the only for boats not cars city.

There was water even on all the sidewalks last night. Oh dear. I would not like that city so much. 

He likes tasty cheese too. Just like me. That is a good program. 

We had popcorn. That is good. 

I did not go for a nice walk tonight. 

Because I did not want to. I hid in the basement and nobody could find me. Ha. Good for me.