Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Eighty One

The smelly skunk came back to my own patio this morning. That is not right. 

Craig and I were looking out my watching window. After we had our toasts. And the smelly skunk came back.

I barked it all away. Again. Oh dear. 

It went right under Mister Bill's truck. Then I could not see it anymore. 

Smelly skunks should not walk on my nice patio. It is not their patio. 

Zita and I went for our nice walk early today. We saw baby ducks. In the other pond. Beside the nice Queen's road.

I did not bark at them at all. Ha.

Last night all of my friend Niamh's skin came off her back.

Because of the too much sunshine. Oh dear. It is very sore. Oh dear. 

Today I went in to her bedroom to keep her company. Then she went all fast asleep. 

She was at her very early in the morning job this morning. It is good to have a nice nap when you get up too early. It is known. 

Zita had to go downtown to the rascal ladies office today. Maybe for some important meetings. Too bad for her.

This morning Craig had to read a lot for our nice Queen. So I minded everybody.

I stayed in the living room. Near my watching window.

Because of the smelly skunk. 

Now we have a big box of special cheese croissants. I found them. In the kitchen. 

Zita brought them home last night. I did not know.

Emmet had one for his breakfast. Ha. Now I know. 

Last night we watched the program with the detective with his own castle. Now it is all over. Oh dear.

We will have to find new detectives to watch at night. 

We had very loud thunder last night. I was not so scared. 

Because I was on our very comfy bed. So were Craig and Zita. 

They were not scared either. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig and I had two cheese croissants for our tasty lunch. Ha. That is good.

Then he had to read some more. 

I watched out for the smelly skunk. It is very windy outside today. 

Maybe the wind will blow the smelly skunk far away. Ha. 

Zita and I went for only a little before dinnertime walk. 

Because she had to go to the tired and sore store. Before it was all windy rain. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Eighty

The smelly skunk came back. Last night. Everybody could smell it. Me too. 

I did not see it this time. I could not go outside. Zita said so. Oh well. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. We went to the other pond by the nice Queen's own road. 

But there was something dangerous in the bushes. Maybe a giant raccoon or a scary lion. Maybe. 

My friends the crows told me. There were lots and lots of very big crows. They were all over everywhere. All talking. It was very loud. 

I would not let Zita go down that road. Because of the crows. 

So we went on another road instead. Ha. 

Nothing jumped out and got us. Good for us. 

When we got home we had our toasts. But with only a very little bit of butter. 

There was no more butter in the refrigerator. Oh dear. 

We had Zita's father's own made tasty jam instead.

From his beautiful garden in way far away Dublin.

Then Craig had to go to show the government that the silver little car was all squeaky clean. 

They were happy too. They gave him a sticker. For the silver little car. That is good. 

Niamh's friend Miss Taran came back from way way far away Australia. 

So last night all the lady friends went out for too many chips. Ha. 

Niamh did not take Mister Clifford. It was too late at night for Mister Clifford. Ha. 

Zita did not go downtown today. She did all the rascal ladies work here. With me. So I could be a big help.

We moved the cars lots of times. Ha. Good for me. That is a good job. 

Then Zita went to visit doctor Susan. To talk. I did not go. 

I had to stay in my house. So I could mind Craig and Emmet and Niamh. 

Then Niamh had to go to her before dinnertime job. 

When Zita came home she had to use the dangerous cut your toes off machine to make the front grass all beautiful. I could not help.

Because of the dangerous machine. Oh well. 

We have brand new full of chocolate croissants. Ha. Too bad for me. 

I cannot have chocolate. It would make me way too sick. Oh well.

Maybe we have cheese tonight. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Nine

I had a very exciting night. 

Right before dinnertime a skunk walked right across my patio. 

And it was not even nighttime. 

I saw it. From my watching window. A smelly skunk. Right outside my house. That is not right.

I barked and barked at the skunk. 

Then it walked across our street so I could not see it anymore. Oh dear.

I watched and watched. But it did not come back. Ha. Good for me.

Smelly skunks should not be on my patio. It is known.

A very brand new dog is going to live with my friends Mister Elliott and Miss Gracie. 

In the far away place by the giant mountains. 

Her name is Miss Maisie. She is Miss Gracie's little sister. Ha. That is good. 

We watched the detective with his own castle last night. After our tasty own made tasty pie for the shepherds. 

Maybe we are going to get some sheeps. Ha. That would be silly.

When we watched our detectives we had chips too. I had some. That was good. 

Then we went to bed. And went all fast asleep. On the big comfy bed. Me too. 

This morning Zita and I had a nice walk. Before the lots and lots of rain came. 

We were not even soggy at all. Ha. Good for us.

Then we had our toasts with Craig. 

There were no smelly skunks on my patio this morning. Ha. 

Just our beautiful smelly tree flowers. That is good.

Zita had to go downtown to the rascal ladies office. For meetings. 

I stayed here to guard everybody. 

Craig and Emmet and I had Scotsmen's scones for our lunch. 

Because Emmet's mouth is not so sore today. Ha. He can chew tasty food now. That is good.

Then in a little bit of time Craig and I had our another lunch. 

We had a toasty warm croissant. Ha. Good for us.

Zita had to come back to our house at lunchtime.

Because she forgot something. So she drove Niamh to her tired and sore store. 

Because of all to too much rain. 

Mister Clifford stayed here under his little roof. He did not get all soggy today.

The silver little car is at the car store today. 

To tell the government it is a very squeaky clean car. That is good. 

If you are not all squeaky clean you will be all smelly. Just like a skunk. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Eight

We had a sleep in today. Everybody. Me too.

Then we had too much coffee in my side yard. Outside. With me. Ha.

Then Zita and I went to visit all the nice farmers. Up on the busy street. It is a beautiful day outside. That is good. 

We got lots of tasty treats for our lunchtime. Even cinnamon buns. Ha. That is good.

Sometimes there are dogs there who are not so polite. That is not right. 

They do not get tasty treats. I always get tasty treats. Too bad for them.

Last night Craig and Zita went out for a tasty dinner. 

Tasty food from way way far away India. They did not have me to guard them. That is not right.

After Craig and Zita were all gone I had to go downstairs to the scary basement. Three times. 

To get my friend Emmet to come up stairs to help me watch out my watching window. Ha. That is good. 

Then Craig and Zita and Kathy and a Richard came back to our house. 

Because we had lots of Craig's sing happy birthday day cake. Ha. That is good.

Then they talked for a very long time. Emmet too.

Niamh and Lily and Lee were in the basement. 

They were playing scary games on the television. In the other bedroom. I did not watch. I stayed upstairs. 

Then we went all fast asleep. Everybody was very tired. 

Because they walked all over finding beautiful things at our giant everybody sells everything day. Ha.

After lunchtime Zita was downstairs making the other bedroom all spic and span. 

Because our cousins are coming for a visit. Soon. 

That is where they will sleep. In the other bedroom. With the brand new nearly big television. Ha. 

I will guard them too. It is my job. 

There was a giant bug in my side yard. It did not taste so nice. I did not eat it. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh had to make own made cookies this afternoon.

Because she has an important meeting at the centre building today. 

They always have tasty treats at Niamh's meetings. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet took Craig's mother to the too much money food store. For treats.

When they came home Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before our dinnertime. 

Maybe we will watch something on the television tonight. 

We have chips. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Seven

There were people everywhere in my own neighbourhood today. 

Even before I was all awake. That is silly.

We only had fast toasts today.

Because Craig had to go and find things. Ha. 

And Niamh had to go to our big centre building to tell everybody they should come and dance there. 

So Zita and I had a nice quiet morning. We watched all the too many people out my watching window. 

Then we went for a walk all around. It was a bit too hot so we came home. 

Craig found even more music machines. But they were not all back. Ha. 

Zita had to go to get them because they were too big and heavy. 

They did not look like music machines. Oh well. 

Then I guarded the house and Zita went out to find beautiful things. 

Craig's friend Mister Stuart came for a little visit. With his family. 

He works for our nice Queen too. Ha. 

Sometimes Craig works for him. Craig sends him the interesting stories he writes. 

To the office way downtown. In the giant building. He is a nice man. That is good. 

Then Craig had to fix the music machine. Too bad for him.

Craig and Zita are going to a table sheet tasty food restaurant tonight. With our friends Kathy and Richard. 

Because they have not gone out for tasty food altogether for a long long time. Oh dear.

Maybe they will have wine too. Maybe. But not Craig. He only like the too much coffees. Oh well. 

When Niamh and Mister Clifford came home she was all red. 

Because of the too much sunshine. Her do not get all red medicine was too old. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Six

I did not forget to get Craig a sing happy birthday day secret present. 

Zita remembered it for me. Ha. That is good.

I got Craig a brand new tee shirt. With a moose on it. Ha. That is a good shirt. 

So I helped sing the happy birthday song. Ha. Good for me.

Craig got lots of presents. Even a giant crown from our friends the Mahoneys. Ha. 

That is silly. He is not a king. He is only my friend Craig. Ha.

He got a too much coffee cup all about the dangerous wolves and dragons program. From Niamh. 

And more little soldiers and a dragon from Emmet. Ha.

We had a fat tasty chocolate cake. It only had one candle.

Because the cake was not so big for all the candles.

Because Craig is way old now. 

Craig's hockey team lost last night. They played for a way long time. But they lost. Oh dear. 

Niamh watched the hockey game with all her friends from the centre building. They were all sad. Oh dear.

Even Mister Clifford was sad. Oh dear.

We only went for a little walk today. 

Because Zita had to take the go fast chair to the fix chairs store. Right away. Before they rascal ladies meeting. 

She talked to the store people yesterday. Until they were good listeners. Oh dear. 

Now they will fix the go fast chair all up today. They will not forget this time. It is known. 

Emmet can even eat a little bit of real food now. 

Not just not so tasty do not have to chew food. That is good. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet had Scotsmen's porridge for their lunchtime. 

Because you do not have to chew Scotsmen's porridge so much. Ha. 

Niamh's nice university sent her an important letter. They said she could take all her favourite courses. 

The ones all about how to make people be kind to everybody. Or go to jail forever. Ha. Those are good courses. 

Niamh was very happy. Not everybody can take those courses. 

Just good arguing people. Like my friend Niamh. Ha. That is good. 

I helped Zita make our tasty dinner tonight. We made own made chips. Just for us. 

Then we played the frozen peas game. I won. Ha. 

Tomorrow is the giant sell everything you do not want anymore day. All over our neighbourhood. 

We do not have way too much this year. So we do not have our own sell everything table. 

I guarded our table last year. In the way too hot. Oh well. 

There will be way too many people on my street. And their cars.

I will have to be a very good guarder. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Five

It is Craig's sing happy birthday day. I did not know it. 

Nobody told me. Oh dear. That is not right. Oh dear.

I heard it when Zita was talking to Niamh. Before her way early in the morning job.

I did not get him a secret present. Oh dear. 

Maybe I cannot sing the happy birthday song with everybody. Oh dear. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

We will have to sing the happy birthday song a lot of times.

Because Craig is way old now. Ha. 

It is not so sunny outside today. Just all windy clouds. And rain too. Oh well.

Zita forgot my before bedtime dessert last night. 

Because Craig had to have a squeaky clean shower. Oh well.

So I got extra tasty food at lunchtime. 

The go fast chair is still broken. The fix the go fast chair store is way too slow. Zita is going to talk to them. 

Because Craig is too nice. Oh dear. Too bad for them. Sometimes Zita has to talk to me.

Because of the too much barking. That is not so nice. Too bad for me. 

Emmet still has to take medicine for his too many teeth operation. 

And drink special water and spit it out again. Lots and lots of times. That is silly. 

Niamh has to teach dance a lot at the other school today. Today is Niamh's very busy all day long day. 

When she came home she was a soggy soggy Niamh. So was Mister Clifford too. 

Craig had to drive the silver little car around the whole city this afternoon. In the windy rain. 

To make sure it still works all right. 

He will have to take it to Mister Mike's fix your car store. 

Because he still has the do not get stuck in the snow tires on the silver little car. That is silly. 

The go fast tires are still in the all filled up room in the basement. They should be on the silver little car. 

When he was away I stayed here to guard Zita and Emmet. 

And to help make Craig's special sing happy birthday tasty dinner. I am a big help in the kitchen. 

Our friend Mister Aidan came to visit us. Last week he was a little bit sick just like Emmet. He is not so sick now. Oh dear. 

Mister Bill gave Craig a beautiful flower. That is nice.

Craig's hockey team is on the television tonight. Maybe it is their last game. Maybe not. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will watch something not very scary on the television tonight. 

You should not watch scary programs on your sing happy birthday day. 

You will have a sick tummy. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Four

We had a little sleep in day today.

Craig and I were all up before everybody. Ha. That is silly.

Even before Zita. We played catch the ball before his too much coffee. Ha. Good for me.

Then Craig and Zita had to take the silver little car to the car store. 

So the government will know that it is a good car. 

And to make it stop better too. Ha. That is good.

It is good for cars to stop. Or they will just crash into everybody. 

I saw a car just crash and fall into the empty pond. From my watching window. In the slippy snow. Ha. Too bad for it. 

When Craig and Zita were away I guarded Emmet and Niamh all by myself. 

Emmet still has a very sore mouth. He has to take lots of medicine. 

Even in the middle of the night. And he has special bandages. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

Because he had too many teeth. Now he does not. Oh dear.

I went down the scary basement stairs last night. To visit my friend Emmet. 

Because he is not just all right. So I went down to make him all right. Ha. Good for me. 

He was nearly all fast asleep in his very comfy lay down leather chair. 

He was glad to see me. It is known. 

After lunchtime Zita went out. She got everybody tasty milkshakes. 

Because Emmet cannot chew on anything. You do not have to chew milkshakes. Ha. That is good.

Then Craig drove Niamh to see her other nice doctor. In the go fast black car. 

When they got home again Craig and Zita went to the car store. 

To find the silver little car. But they have to take it back to the store very soon.

So the store will know if they fixed it all up. For the government. Oh well.

Zita and I went for a nice walk in the beautiful outside. It was our before dinnertime walk.

Zita is going out to dinner tonight with the ladies who live all around us. Ha. 

We are going to have used food. From the refrigerator. Ha. That is good. 

I will stay here and guard everybody else. All by myself. 

Maybe tonight Craig will watch a loud movie. All by himself. Ha. 

Then I will have a nice nap on my comfy bed. 

I do not like loud movies so much. They are too loud. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Three

Zita and I had a very nice walk this morning. Even a bit early in the morning. 

Because it is a beautiful day outside. That is good.

When Craig was all awake we had tasty crunchy toasts. They were not too toasty today. Ha. That is good.

Then Craig and I played catch the ball. 

Then he had to read some stories. And Zita had to write stories for the rascal ladies. 

A rascal lady came to visit my house. To talk to Zita for a long time. 

I had a very nice nap.

Then Zita had to drive Emmet to the very little hospital. It is only a little bit far away.

Because of his too many teeth. Oh dear.

Then Niamh was all awake too. Her nasty sore throat is not so sore today. That is good. 

She had to have a squeaky clean shower. Or she would be all smelly. Like the nasty skunks. Ha.

Because she was fast asleep in her bed for a long time. 

Craig and I had three croissants for our lunch. With butter. Ha. 

He even made them all toasty warm in the stove. Ha. That is good. 

When Emmet came home he could not talk so well. Oh dear. 

Zita had to get him medicine for his mouth. Oh dear. 

But he did not have to stay at the little hospital. Ha. That is good.

He is all back home in his cosy bedroom. In his comfy very big bed. With his little fast computer. 

To watch his own programs. Ha. I will help him watch. And mind him. Ha. Good for me. 

He can only eat water and tasty ice cream. He cannot have any chips. Too bad for Emmet. Oh dear. 

Niamh had to go to the centre building. 

Because she had to teach toe dancing to the little children. Then she came right home. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Two

It was a holiday all day today. 

Because it is our nice Queen's other sing happy birthday day. Ha. That is good.

Zita and I got up very early. To give my friend Niamh her because she has a sore throat medicine.

Then I went back to bed. To keep Craig toasty warm. Ha. Good for us.

Zita did not go back to the comfy bed. She talked to her own mother in way far away Dublin. On the telephone. For a long time.

I did not even get up until Emmet was fast awake. Ha.

Then Zita made pancakes. And bacon too. For our own altogether holiday lunch. 

Then Niamh went back to her comfy bed. To rest. 

Because the nasty sore throat caught her yesterday. Oh dear.

Zita and Emmet went for more practice driving the black go fast car. They went to get more for sore throats medicine.

Now Emmet has to practice a lot so he will pass his remember how to drive exam. That is good.

It is not so nice outside today. Oh well. 

Last night there were lots and lots of very loud noises and very bright lights. All over the sky. Up on our busy street.

Because of the beautiful flowers party. 

I was very brave. Zita helped me. We watched all the too loud lights at my watching window. 

It is easier to be very brave if you have a friend too. 

Emmet came up from the basement to look out the window with me too. That is nice. 

None of us were scared. Not Craig either. Loud noises do not scare him. 

Only scary television programs. Ha. 

Our beautiful on the patio tree flowers are almost all ready. I can smell them even before they are ready. 

They have two colours. But only one smell. Ha. That is silly. 

Craig and Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. We went all around. We saw my friends the ducks. 

They were fast asleep on a very big piece of wood. In the other pond. Ha. 

Tomorrow Emmet has to go another dentist. Because he has too many teeth. They are going to take some away. Forever. Oh dear. 

Zita is going to drive him. To the very little hospital. Oh dear. I do not like hospitals so much. 

Sometimes my family has to sleep there. Lots of times. I do not like hospitals. It is known. 

Maybe we will watch a new not very scary program on the television tonight. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy One

It was sleep in Sunday but we did not sleep in. Only Craig and Emmet had a sleep in. 

So Zita and I went for a very long walk. All over everywhere. 

Before all the lost people came to visit us. Ha. Good for us. 

It was a windy day outside today. I like windy days. 

But it was not even a little bit sunny. Just all grey. Oh well. 

When we came home we had our toasts. But I could not have my toasts today.

Because there was an animal hiding in my patio trees. Maybe it was a nasty raccoon. 

I could not eat my toasts and watch the trees. So I did not eat my tasty toasts. 

Maybe it was a very dangerous mountain lion. Maybe. Oh dear. 

Then the silly sell people not very tasty ice cream truck came on my street. 

It just plays nasty music all the time. I do not like that truck. It is known. It is not nice music. 

Yesterday we visited doctor Susan and I guarded her backyard. 

She has raccoons in her backyard. Oh dear. 

I looked all over. But they were not there. Maybe they were at my house.

Because I was not there to guard everything. Oh dear. 

It is hard being a good guarding dog. There are too many things to guard. All the time. 

Mister Lyndon and Miss Bruna and Lee are coming home today. From way far away. On an aeroplane.

Niamh will not have to guard their house. 

Because they will be all at home. So she will sleep in her own comfy bed tonight. That is good. 

I can guard her when she is in our house. Ha. Good for me. 

She had to make Lee's house all spic and span before they came home. Ha. Too bad for her. 

Zita went to be a big help. That is good. 

Niamh has a sore throat. And a too hot head. 

Because a nasty bug caught her. 

Because she was not here for me to guard her. Ha. Too bad for her. 

Then Craig and Zita and I went for another walk. Together. That is my favourite walk. 

We went down to the busy street to our nice bank. 

But there was nobody there. Just the give you money machines. 

The give you money machines do not give very polite dogs giant treats. Oh dear. That is not right. Too bad for me. 

Then we went to see all the nice farmers. We did not get anything tasty. 

Because there were too many people. 

Because of the giant beautiful flowers party. Oh dear. Too many people. 

And too many lost cars. All over my own streets. My street was full up with cars. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Then we came home. For a nice rest. On the comfy rug in the living room. I minded Craig.

Because Zita and Emmet had to do some more practice drive the black go fast car. 

Last night Craig and Zita gave Emmet a secret because university is over present. 

It was a special keep you dry as a chip jacket. From where the Vikings live. 

Because it is very wet all the time at Mister Saint Francis's far away university. 

Now Emmet will be all dry all the time. When he is living there. Oh dear. I will not like that so much. 

We watched all the detective program last night. Until very late last night. 

Zita ate all the chocolates. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy

Today is Craig's Saturday go to his old friends breakfast. 

But he did not go. I do not know why. Nobody told me. Oh dear. 

He had a little sleep in instead. Oh well.

This morning Zita had to talk to her brother Mister Ciaran in way far away. 

Because Cousin Orlaith is coming to visit us. Then she has to go to her brand new for the summer job. 

It is beside Emmet's next university. Beside the giant ocean. In far away. 

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk. Craig did not come with us today. 

He just stayed home to guard the house for me. That is nice. 

It is a beautiful day outside. Not even a bit too hot. Just nice. Ha. That is good.

There are lots and lots people everywhere. And cars too. All parked in the wrong place. And they are just all lost. 

They were all looking for all the beautiful flowers. 

They asked us where the flowers were. Lots of times. We told them. Ha. Good for us. 

There was even a giant all lost bus. Oh dear. That is silly. 

We were not lost at all. We were on our own streets. We know where they are. 

Because we live here. All the time. Not just when they have the beautiful flower party. 

We have our own beautiful flowers. In our own garden. Too bad for the lost people.

Then Zita had to go shopping. So now all the people will be lost again. Ha. That is silly.

When she came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

There were even more lost people everywhere. 

And the take your car away to jail trucks too. Oh dear. Too bad for them. 

There was a smelly skunk outside my house last night. But I scared it all away. 

I could not go into my side yard. Oh well. I could only look for it out my watching window. Oh well.

We had Mister Tony's pizza last night. Because everybody was too busy all day. 

His nice friend brought them to our own house. That is good. I got a pizza bit. 

Mister Tom came to my house at lunchtime. To bring us new just for the television programs. 

Because Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast. That is nice. 

He said they are not scary programs. That is good. 

We watched a new detective until very late last night. But it was not over. 

Maybe tonight it will be over. Maybe. 

We had chips too. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig's hockey team lost last night. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Nine

It was not even a bit warm today. That is silly.

Zita and I went for a very long walk. 

Because it was a not too hot outside day. Ha.

We saw my friend the giant bird. In the other pond. He was fish catching. Ha. 

I did not bark at all. So I did not scare all the fish away. Ha. Good for me.

It is the all the beautiful flowers party time. 

We saw lots and lots of the way beautiful flowers on our walk today.

On the old colonel's road. Beside the full to the top canal. 

There will be lots and lots of people on my street. Going to look at the beautiful flowers. 

They will just get all lost. They will ask us where the flowers are. Oh well. 

We have lots of very beautiful flowers too. They should just look at ours. And not get all lost. It is known. 

My friend Niamh came over to see me last night. At my bedtime. 

She wanted to give me her goodnight hugs. Ha. That was nice. 

Then she went back to Cara and Lee's house to guard it.

Craig had a little sleep in today. He did not have his too much coffee with Zita.

Because she had to go to the make you sore and tired store. 

Craig is still a fierce Viking. Ha. Too bad for him. 

At night he has to sleep in his boat. Not in a nice comfy warm bed. Too bad for him.

After lunch Zita had to go to the government's remember all about your car store. 

Because it is nearly Craig's sing happy birthday day. 

That is when your car has to be remembered by the government. Ha. 

Craig and I had tasty little croissants for our lunch today. Croissants are my favourite. Ha. Good for us. 

Last night we watched the detectives from way far away again. It was not scary again. That is good.

The go fast chair is still broken. It is all by itself in the dining room. That is not right. 

The fix it store should not get the wrong parts. It is known.

My friend Emmet got a brand new job. That is good. 

Teaching everybody all about the dangerous dragons game. 

At our centre building. Right where Niamh works. 

Emmet used to work there. Before we went to his nice university. 

Now he works there again. Before he goes to the next university. Ha. 

We have lots of chips. I saw them. 

Maybe we will watch some new programs tonight. On the television. With chips. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Eight

We went for our nice walk before the way too hot came. We had a long not so very fast walk. 

We saw my friend Niamh. So was going to her way early in the morning job. She walked with us.  

Her headache is all gone far away. That is good.

She is still guarding Lee and Cara's house. And Disney too. Ha. Even all night. 

When we got home Zita had to go to the rascal ladies office right away. 

She did not have her toasts with us. Oh dear. I do not like that. It is not right.

Craig and I had little peanut butter toasts. And looked out the watching window. 

There were no bunnies in my garden today. That is good.

We put the make the house not so very hot machine on. That is good. 

It is very hot outside today. We did not play catch the ball so much. 

Last night the go fast chair broke even more. I heard it brake. Oh dear. I did not like that at all. 

Now Craig has to use the old too heavy not so fast chair. 

Because of the wrong part. Oh dear. That is not right. 

At lunchtime a new make the house clean lady coming to see my house today. That is nice. 

Maybe she will make our house spic and span. Maybe. 

The other ladies cannot come anymore. 

Because they always forgot to clean everything spic and span. That is not right. 

After Zita got home she went to the lots of tasty food. From the not too much money food store. 

The food store with the very tasty little croissants. That is a good store. They have cheese too. Ha.

Then we went for a little slow walk. 

Because it is still very hot outside. It is not good to go for fast walks when it is too hot. 

You will just melt all away. 

We watched a new detective last night. It was not so scary. That is good.  

Craig's hockey team won. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Seven

It was a not so very early day today. 

Zita and I went for a nice long walk. Before it was too hot outside. 

It is an all blue sky. And no sheep clouds at all. Oh well.

When we got home there was a bunny sitting on my patio. Right on the steps to our garden. Oh dear. 

I do not like that bunny so much. It wants to eat all my tasty green beans. That is not right. 

I barked at it until he went away. I got into trouble. Oh well. I do not care. Silly bunny. 

We had fat crunchy toasts today. And looked out the watching window. 

At all our beautiful flowers. In our front yard. 

And on our beautiful patio too. Ha. 

Niamh had a nasty headache this morning. At Cara and Lee's house. 

She did not go to her very early in the morning job. Oh dear.

Zita went to see her. To make sure she did not just forget to have some tasty food. For her tummy. 

Then Zita had to go downtown to the rascal ladies office. In the shiny clean black go fast car. 

Craig went outside to pull up the nasty weeds. I could not help. 

I am not a very good garden helper. Too bad for me. 

After his nice walk Emmet went to see my friend Niamh. But she was fast asleep. 

Because of the nasty headache. 

Then after lunchtime she came here to see me. To tell me she was not so sick anymore. That is good. 

I gave her kisses. So she would be all better forever. 

After lunchtime we had sheep clouds everywhere. Ha. 

Maybe Mister Shadow and Miss Maggie brought them for us. Ha. That was nice. 

You do not get way too hot when you have sheep clouds everywhere. 

Craig put the make the house all nice and cool machine on. Ha.

Because it is very hot outside. We did not play catch the ball after lunchtime. Oh well. 

Last night we watched the nice detectives from way far away England. 

They do not have any fierce polar bears in way far away England. That is good.

They have dangerous rascals instead. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Six

We had a very busy day today.

We got up very early this morning. Even Craig too. 

Zita and I had a little fast walk. It was very nice outside today. That is good. 

Craig did not even have time for his toasts. Only some too much coffee. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Because Craig and Zita had to take the black go fast car to the car store. Early in the morning. 

Because it is time to take the do not get stuck in the snow tires off. And put the go so fast tires on. Ha.

Then Craig drove Zita to downtown to the rascal ladies office. Today is move the office day. Oh dear.

I stayed here to guard my friend Emmet. He was still all fast asleep. 

Then Craig had to take the go fast chair to the fix it all up store. It is not so near to our house. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

But they did not get the right part. They just got the wrong one. Again. Oh dear. That is not right. 

They are going to come to my house to fix it. In a while. Oh dear. 

When Craig came home he had lots of little croissants. Ha. That is good. 

We had some for our lunch. Craig made them toasty hot. With butter. Ha. Good for us. 

Croissants are my favourite. And tasty chicken. And lettuce. And our own made green beans. Ha. Good for me.

Auntie Jane sent me a picture. From the nice restaurant. 

Because I could not go there. It is the no nice dogs restaurant. 

It is a picture of Cousin Christina and Niamh and Emmet. All together. At the restaurant. Without me. Oh well. 

Last night we watched the scary program with the fierce polar bears. 

I did not watch so much. I just had a nice nap instead. Ha. Good for me. 

It is all finished now. That is good. 

Craig's hockey team did not win last night. Oh well. 

After lunchtime Craig had to read some stories for our nice Queen. Then he was a Viking again.

I minded him in the den. Because Vikings are very dangerous. Even inside books. It is known. 

Maybe will watch a new program tonight. Without any fierce polar bears. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Five

I had a very quiet day.

It was not a get up very early in the morning day.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. We did not see anybody.

Because Professor Jill is in way far away and my friend Jamie has gone to a nice hotel. 

For a vacation for his sore leg. 

Zita cleaned the little hole in my back. It is not a big hole. Like my friend Emmet's. Just a little hole. 

But it has to be spic and span clean. Zita told me. It is true. I was very brave. It is true too. 

My friend Emmet is going to a meeting tonight. Up on the busy street.

Because maybe somebody wants to give him a job. To write all about a way old house. And maybe teach people.

It is a far away house. Oh dear.

Zita had lots of rascal ladies meetings today. Way downtown. 

Craig and Emmet stayed here. I guarded them. 

Niamh is still guarding Lee and Cara's house. With their little dog. 

His name is Disney. He was as big as me. When I very little. Ha. That is silly. 

Niamh came to her house today. To get more shoes. Ha. To keep her feet all nice and clean.

Craig and I had tasty croissants for our lunch. 

Then Craig went to the neat and tidy store. 

Because it is nearly summertime. You cannot have way too long hair in the summertime. 

You will get way too hot. And just melt all away. That is why I went to the make me beautiful store. Ha.

Zita and I had a nice before dinnertime walk in the very beautiful sunshine. Ha. That is good.

Then we watered all our beautiful flowers. I was a big help. Good for me. 

Last night we watched the detectives who live with all the very dangerous polar bears. 

I did not watch. I had a nice sleep on the big comfy bed. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Four

I got up early today. Zita and I went for a nice walk.

But I got a cut. On my back. And there was blood all over. Oh dear. Oh dear.

My friend Zita washed it all off. 

Then Craig got all fast awake and helped her make it all as clean as can be. So I would not get sick. That is good.

I got lettuce treats. Three times. 

Because I was very brave. 

I did not move even a little bit when Zita made me spic and span clean. Ha. Good for me.

Then Craig and I had tasty toasts. 

Zita could not have her toasts and too much coffee with us. 

Because she had to find Auntie Jane and Cousin Christina at the aeroport. 

Because today is presents for your mother day. It happens every brand new year. I do not know why. Nobody told me. 

I do not know where my mother is. I have my friend Zita instead. And my family too. 

Because they love me. Ha. That is good.

At lunchtime Craig and Zita and Emmet and Jane and Christia took Craig's mother to a tasty food restaurant. 

On the busy street. Ha. That is good.

I stayed here to guard the house all by myself. 

When my family came all home. Everybody gave Zita presents. 

Even me too. I gave her a very tasty chocolate from very far away. Ha. That is good. 

Emmet found it for me. Craig gave him some real money. That is good. 

Niamh got her some very beautiful flowers. And own made chocolates. Ha.

And Emmet got Zita a brand new just for Irish tea cup. And more chocolate. Ha. Those are good presents. It is known.

Then Zita went to make our garden beautiful. Zita like to make the garden all beautiful. It is her favourite job. That is good. 

I stayed in the house to guard Craig and Emmet. I am not a very good garden helper. Too bad for me. 

We are only going to have a very little dinner tonight.

Because everybody ate way too much at lunchtime. 

And too much tasty desserts. Ha. Too bad for them.

We did not watch the scary polar bear detectives last night. 

Maybe tonight. Oh dear. 

Polar bears cannot come to visit our house it is too hot here. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Three

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast today. That is my favourite job. Ha. Good for me.

Then we went for our nice walk. I did not see any of my friends. Oh well. 

Today was an Irish rain day. But I was not so so ggy. That  is good. I do not like being a soggy dog. 

I got frozen peas last night. Zita and I played the frozen peas game. I won. 

I always win that game. Ha. Good for me.

 When Craig came home from his old friends breakfast Zita went for a tasty nearly lunch with a Kathy.

Craig got new programs for the television from Mister Tom. That is good. 

They are not so scary. They do not have any fierce polar bears in these programs. That is good. 

I stayed here and guarded Craig and Emmet. I did not guard Niamh. 

Because she slept in Cara and Lee's house. They only have a very little dog. 

So Niamh has to help guard the house. Because everybody is in way far away. 

Even Professor Jill is in way far away too. Not me. I am right here. In my own comfy house. Guarding everybody. It is my job. 

There were lots and lots of little birds in my garden this morning. Looking for their breakfast. 

I get my breakfast in my own nice clean bowl. I do not have to find it. It is alway right there. Ha. That is good. 

Sometimes Craig puts cheesie treats on it. Ha. That is good. 

Because we are friends. It is known. 

After lunchtime Emmet drove Zita to my nice doctor to get the special for my tummy food. In the black go fast car. Ha. That is good. 

Then Zita went to visit Craig's mother in her new little apartment. 

Auntie Jane and cousin Christina are going to visit her tomorrow. That is nice. 

Maybe we will watch the program with the fierce polar bears tonight. Maybe. 

Maybe I will just have a nice nap on my own comfy bed. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Two

I had a nice quiet day.

Because everybody was busy.

Zita and I had a nice walk. Before everybody was awake.

Then we came home. Because Zita had rascal ladies work to do.

When Craig was all awake we had our toasts. That is good.

Then he had to read stories for our nice Queen. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Last night Professor Jill came to my house. Jamie did not come too. 

He has a very sore leg. He is going to visit his brothers and sisters. For a little while. To get all better. 

Because Profesor Jill is going to way far away England and Wales too. 

To go to way old beautiful libraries. And read way old books. Just for herself. 

Maybe she will see the dragons in Wales. Maybe. 

Craig says they have way old dragons in Wales. They live in giant caves in the mountains. Oh dear. 

There are no comfy beds in giant caves. Too bad for them. 

Lee and her family is going to way far away too. Tonight. On an aeroplane. Oh dear.

Niamh is going to stay in their house. To guard it. And their little dog too. For lots of days. Even at night too. 

Cara is still in way way far away Japan. She has to wear funny hats. Oh dear. I would not like that so much.

Emmet drove Zita in the black go fast car out where the cows live. 

To take lots of our important papers to the count your money for the government lady. 

Emmet drives the car a lot. So he will not make mistakes. That is good.

When Zita got home we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

We brought our papers to all the nice people on our own street. I am a big help. I guard the papers. Ha. Good for me. 

We watched a scary detective program last night. With polar bears. Oh dear. 

Polar bears will eat you all up. Oh dear. 

They are very dangerous. That is why they guard Mister Saint Santa. All the time. 

We did not have chips. Just lemonade. Oh well. 

We will watch it again tonight. Because it is not over. Maybe we will have chips tonight. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty One

We did not go for a nice walk today. 

We went for a very fast run all the way around. Ha.

We went past all the slow walking dogs. Ha. Good for us.

I like being a running fast dog. Ha. Good for us. 

I did not see my friends the ducks today. I was going too fast. 

It is not even warm today. Oh well. 

Then Craig made the too much coffee and we had our toasts.  Altogether. That is right.

It was with the crunchy tasty from France special for toasts bread. Ha. That is my favourite toasts.

Niamh and Mister Clifford are away all day. 

It is the teach dance a lot at the big school day. It is Niamh's way busy day.

Zita had to talk to all the rascal ladies on the telephone today. 

Then she went outside to make the garden all beautiful for the summer time. 

We have lots of very bright flowers in our front garden. That is good. 

I am not a very good garden helper. Sometimes I dig too many holes. Too bad for me. 

Craig is a very dangerous Viking again. Ha. 

I had a nice nap. In front of my watching window. 

Zita and Emmet took an empty just for books case to Craig's mother's new little apartment. 

Because it is bigger than her other new apartment. 

There was a strange animal on my patio last night. 

I could not go out to chase it all away. 

Because maybe it was a make you very smelly skunk. Zita said so. 

You cannot sleep on your own comfy bed if you are way too smelly. Oh dear. I would not like that. 

We watched some new detectives last night. We had chips. 

And some sing happy birthday chocolate cake too. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty

Everybody got up early today. Even Craig. But not my friend Emmet. He does not like mornings so much.

Niamh and Mister Clifford went very fast to the centre building. This morning. 

So she would not be a bit late. Ha. Mister Clifford is her way fast bicycle. 

He is old and nobody wanted him. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

Craig is way old and we still want him. 

If we did not have him who would play catch the ball with me. All day. And remember my before bedtime dessert. Ha. 

Niamh found Mister Clifford. He was left all by himself on the street. All alone. That is not very nice. 

So she brought him to our house and Mister Lyndon fixed him all up. Ha. That is nice. 

Now he is her go fast bicycle. Ha. Good for them.

Now everybody wants a Mister Clifford bicycle. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Craig and Zita and I had our very crunchy toasts today. Altogether. Ha. That is good. 

Zita and I had a very fast walk today. 

Because I am a fast walking dog.

Then Zita had to go to her own door office.

Craig and I played catch the ball in my side yard. 

But there were lots of squirrels on my bushes. That is not right. 

I chased them all away.

Ha. Silly squirrels.

We had Mister Tony's tasty pizza last night. 

Because last night Zita and Niamh had to get the all broken very big chair from Craig's mother old little apartment.

They had to get doctor Susan's nearly a truck car. The very big chair was too big for our cars. Oh well.

The nice garbage men put it in their very noisy giant truck this morning. Ha. Now it is all gone. 

Craig and I had used pizza for our lunch. So did Niamh. Before she went to her until dinnertime job.

Craig and Zita and Niamh and I watched the important hockey game last night. In the den. With lots of chips.

Craig's team even won. They were very happy. That is nice. 

People should be happy. It is known. 

I am a happy dog. Everybody says so. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty Nine

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. It is not even a bit warm today. That is not right. 

Then she went to help Craig's mother find her new little apartment. 

And buy chocolates. Ha. 

She was there a long time. 

Nice dogs can visit the new little apartment. If they are very polite. Ha. Good for me. I am always very polite. 

I stayed here to guard Craig.

We had our toasts by ourselves.

I did not eat my tasty breakfast.

Because I had a little sick tummy. Maybe I ate some sticks. Maybe. Too bad for me.

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. 

Then I had a long nap. Sick tummies make you very tired. Oh well. 

Niamh had to go back to sleep. When she got home from here very early in the morning job.

She was out way way late last night. Oh dear. 

Because it was Miss Rima's sing happy birthday day. Ha. 

Emmet went to sleep very early last night.

Because he was very tired. 

He was at his friend's apartment nearly all day. With some more of his friends.

Being with friends can make you very tired. It is known.

We had chicken last night. I got some. 

I alway get little tasty bits of chicken when we have chicken. Ha. Good for me. 

A man came to our house this morning. To look at the nearly broken window. In the kitchen. 

His friend is going to fix it all up. That is good. 

This afternoon Zita went to her own door office. 

After Emmet drove her to his nice university and then all the way home. For practice driving the car. 

We watched the detective with his very own church last night. 

He has a dog. But his dog got sick. Then it was all better. Maybe it ate a stick too. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty Eight

Last night Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh went to a very tasty restaurant. 

For the sing happy birthday day dinner. 

Then when everybody came home we had the on fire cake. 

Because it was Zita's sing happy birthday day. 

We sang the happy birthday song. Everybody. 

Me too. I was very loud. Everybody said so. Ha. Good for me.

Last night Niamh was talking about the other Miss Lilly. Not doctor Susan's Miss Lily. 

The Miss Lilly from Niamh's old far away university. The Scotslady Lilly. 

She even reads my stories. Ha. That is good. 

And Niamh even saw Miss Sydney from her old university too. Downtown in our city. 

Because university is all finished. Until the summer is all over. Ha. 

Zita and I got up very early this morning. 

Because she had to go to her own door office today. Oh dear.

We had a nice very long walk. We did not see my friends the ducks. Oh well.

But the blue giant bird was in our full up pond. 

Catching the silly chase the ducks fish. Ha. Too bad for them. 

It is too cold today. There was snow on top of our own cars. That is not right.

When I looked out my watching window there was snow everywhere in the air. That is not right. 

You cannot have snow on out beautiful flowers. Oh dear. 

At lunchtime Craig drove Emmet to his friend's new apartment. So they can play the magic game. Ha. 

Niamh and Miss Rima and Miss Clare went out to a nice restaurant for their before working time lunch. 

Craig's mother has another brand new little apartment. It is not so little. 

She can even look out and see the busy street. She can have her own watching window. Ha.

Everybody went to bed early last night. Happy birthday days make everybody tired. 

Because of the too much chocolate cake. Ha. Too bad for them.

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty Seven

Zita and I got up very early this morning. 

Because it is nearly lunchtime in way far away. I do not know why.

We went for a very long walk. We walked all around our all full up big lake. 

Then we met Professor Jill and the other dog. Not my friend Jamie. Too bad for me. 

Professor Jill is going to way far away England. To read interesting books. 

All about the long long time ago. They only have books like that in way far away. 

Because they have vey fierce castles to guard the books. 

Cousin Ciara's very old university has a castle. Ha. That is good. 

Today is Zita's sing happy birthday day. That is good.

We had a special lunch. With the secret presents. Ha.

I gave her a big bottle. It was full of stuff for on top of your crunchy lettuce. 

For tasty salads. Ha. Good for me.

She got lots of presents. Even beautiful clothes from Niamh and special just for the kitchen toys from Emmet. 

Then Zita and Niamh went out in the go fast black car for practice drive the car.

Then Emmet went too.

Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh are going to a tasty restaurant for dinner tonight. Up on the busy street.

Because of the sing happy birthday day. Ha. That is good. 

I will guard the house. All by myself. Ha. 

We watched the very nice detective from France. Last night on the television. 

It was when everybody had to wear hats. Ha. And it was not even too cold. That was silly. 

We did not have any chips. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty Six

We had a little sleep in in today.

Because Zita forgets about the way far away in Ireland time. And is too sleepy to be fast wake at all. Ha.

And nasty flu still has caught Craig. 

So he did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today. 

Zita and I did not have to take him there today. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

So we had a little sleep in before we had our toasts.

Then Zita had to go to the tired and sore store. Craig and I looked out my watching window. 

Lots of my friends the ducks were in our pond. Ha.

Mister Tom brought us brand new programs for the television. That was nice. 

Then he had to go to make some music sound very beautiful. Even if it was not so beautiful. Ha.

When Zita came home we went for our walk.

Because we had errands to do. We went up to our busy street. Where all the nice stores are. 

We went to the nice store where they give treats to very polite dogs. Ha. That is a good store. 

We had to get a new gorilla for Craig. 

Because he lost his old one and now cannot put things all back together. Oh dear. 

Then Zita talked to her friend for a long time. 

I was the best waiter in the world. Zita told me. It is true. 

We got Craig a giant bottle of gorilla. Ha. Good for us. 

Tomorrow is my friend Zita's sing happy birthday day. 

Emmet is going to get me a secret present. Just for Zita. Ha. 

Emmet drove Niamh way downtown with Zita. To do his practice driving all around. In the rain. Ha.

Then he went for his nice walk. To find some secret presents. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch something new detectives on the television tonight. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty Five

It is a way way soggy day outside. 

Zita and I did not go for our nice walk until our lunchtime. Oh well.

So we had extra toasts instead. Ha.

Niamh and Clifford went to their work in the way too much rain. 

Maybe Mister Clifford is faster than the rain. Maybe. 

Last night the save me, save me machine was way too loud. Three times. 

Because of the very tasty bacon. Ha.

Niamh did not have dinner with us last night. 

She had to practice waking with the beautiful clothes on. At our big centre building. 

When we came back from our walk Zita and I were as soggy as could be. 

I had to stay in the kitchen. With my own big orange towels. And Craig too.

Zita had to have a shower. Because she was too soggy too. 

That is silly. The shower just makes you all soggy too.

Then Craig and I had bagel toasts. Ha. I like bagels.

Zita and Emmet went out in the black go fast car today. 

Emmet has find a nice present for the party tonight. Even in the too much rain. 

Because Emmet has to go to another university is all over dinner party tonight. 

Zita is going to see Niamh in the beautiful clothes at dinnertime. At our centre building. 

I cannot go. It is a not for dogs building. That is not so very nice. 

Craig cannot go because he is still a little bit too sick. Zita said so. Ha. 

I will stay here and guard Craig. 

My house is an always for dogs house. Ha. 

We only watched the lady detective from way far away Australia last night.

Because Craig had to have his squeaky clean bath. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Maybe only Craig and I will have our tasty dinner tonight. 

Everybody else is going away. Oh dear. Maybe we will have cheese. 

We do not have any chips. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty Four

My friend Zita came home last night. Ha. That was good. 

From way far away Ireland. In the silver little car. 

Craig found her at the aeroport. Ha. She did not get all lost. Just late. Ha. That is good.

I was very happy to see her. It is known. 

I gave her lots of kisses. And I brought her my favourite orange thing. Ha. 

Zita was very happy to see me too. She told me. I got lots of hugs. Ha. Good for us. 

She brought presents for Emmet and Niamh. From their Grandad and Nana. 

Lots and lots and lots of just from Ireland chocolate. Ha. That is silly.

And everybody got even more clothes. Even Craig. From way far away. 

But everybody was very tired. Aeroplanes make you tired. I do not know why. 

I do not go on aeroplanes. Craig said maybe I would just get all lost. I would not like that.

Everybody went all fast asleep. With their chocolates.

When we were all fast awake Zita and I went for a nice very early walk this morning. That is good.

And we had our toasts. Altogether with Craig. And looked out the watching window at my friends the ducks. 

Then Zita went to get tasty food. And brand new medicine for Craig.

Because he is still a bit too sick. Oh dear.

Then Zita went to make our garden all beautiful. 

So maybe we have have our very own green beans in the summer time. Ha. 

I could not help. I am not a good garden helper. Oh well. 

I stayed in and guarded Craig and Emmet.

Niamh is going to wear a lots of beautiful clothes for everybody to see. 

At a special night at our centre building. 

To make lots of money for the nice all black and white whales. I do not know why. 

Whales are very big and dangerous. And they live in the giant ocean. 

Not in nice ponds like ours. That is good. 

There are giant fish who live in the pond. They try to catch the ducks. Ha. 

They are silly. Fish cannot fly like my friends the ducks. Ha. 

Sometimes the giant blue bird comes to our pond. To catch the silly fish. 

I think it is a friend of the ducks. Ha. Silly fish. 

The go fast chair is not so fixed. But it is going to come home anyway.

Because the old not so fast chair is too heavy. The little silver car does not like it so much. Oh dear. 

When the brand new pieces are all ready it will go back to the fix it all up store. And be made all perfect. Again. 

Maybe we will watch some more detectives on the television tonight. 

Because my family is all back home again. Ha. Good for me.