Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Sixty Three

Zita and I did not have a sleep in today. 

So we had a nice long good morning everybody walk.

Then Zita took the silver little car away and came back with a giant take the go fast chair truck.

It was a different giant truck. If you push a button everything happens all at once.

The door opens and the little ramp comes out. All by themselves. Ha. That is silly.

Today is Niamh go to our government’s front lawn day.

To help everybody do their stretching exercises. So Zita took her.

We had our toasts outside today. Because it was not way too hot outside today. 

Then Craig got into the giant truck and he and Zita went out to do errands.

And find Niamh way downtown. 

Where all our government buildings live. Some are very big. 

They had to find her on the front lawn and then take her to her important meeting.

But I stayed at home.

Because I had guard everything. It is my own job.

So I had a nice quiet day. I could not go in the giant truck. 

So Craig took pictures. Just for me. Ha.

That was nice.

Last night in way far away Ireland my friend Emmet went to the very sandy hills.

Right beside the beach. And he saw the sun go right down into the giant ocean. Ha. 

 He sent me some beautiful pictures. Ha.

And he went to a real castle. 

But he did not go inside. Maybe there were ghosts. Maybe.

Real castles always have very scary ghosts. That is how you know they are real castles.

That is why I should always go to way far away places with my friend Emmet. 

To be his very fierce minder dog. 

Because I am not scared of ghosts. 

I am only just a bit scared of the too loud thunder. Good for me.

I got lots of pictures today. That is nice.

But I do not know where my friend Emmet is.

Maybe he is in far away Dublin. Maybe.

Or in Auntie Eileen’s house. In the little place with the way way too small bridge. Maybe.

Or maybe he is still in Wexford. Beside the dangerous ocean. Oh dear. Nobody told me. 

Maybe we do not know. Oh dear. Oh dear.

My friend Niamh will know. 

Because he is her big brother. It is known.

Zita and Niamh and I did not watch any television last night.

Because we had to finish making the top. Made from the bottoms. Ha.

We had lots of Irish tea. And ice cream too. Ha. 

I minded everything. All by myself.

Zita and I had a very nice before dinnertime walk. That is good. 

It was not too hot for a long walk today. Good for us. 

I only have to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime tonight. That is an easy job.

Maybe they will watch the detectives tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Sixty Two

We had another sleep in today.

Because it is holiday time. Ha. That is good.

Zita and I went for a right away walk. So the windy rain would not catch us.

It was still a bit too hot to have our breakfast toasts outside today.

So we had them altogether in front of my watching window. Then the rain stopped. 

So Zita went outside to make the patio all neat and tidy again. 

I could not go out to help. 

Because all the sticks had to go in the giant garbage bags. I could not just chew on them. Oh well.

Zita drove Niamh to her beautiful clothes store before the windy rain came again.

Last night Zita and Niamh worked until past my own bedtime. Making the new top for Niamh.

It is hard making something when it is something else. So I minded them.

From comfy rug right under the dining room table. 

But Craig did not watch any detectives last night.

Because he can only watch the from far away detectives with Zita. It is the rule.

After lunchtime Zita and the noisy machines made Emmet’s room as clean as could be. 

So it would be beautiful when he come home from way far away Ireland. 

But I do not when he is coming back. Nobody told me. Too bad for me.

After lunchtime Craig used the shake the water all up machine. 

So his feet would be as clean as could be.

That is a silly machine but it is not even a bit too noisy. That is good.

Sometimes Niamh uses it too. I do not know why.

Then Zita went up to the busy street. 

To see the nice men at the lots and lots of lovely meat store.

So she could get our tasty on pointy sticks dinner.

You have to cook pointy stick dinners on the outside stove. Or they will not be so delicious. 

Sometimes I get extra bits. Good for me.

Mister Paul is coming to our house tonight to help us our eat dinner. That is nice.

But Niamh cannot have a delicious dinner with us.

Because she has to work at the beautiful clothes store until late tonight.

Maybe we will watch something new on the television after dinnertime.

Or maybe we will go to fast asleep right away.

Because it is holiday time. Ha. Good for us. 

ODay Two Thousand Five Hundred and Sixty One

We had a sleep in today. 

But Craig and I got up first. So he could have his too much coffee. Ha.

Then Zita got up too.

Because Miss Tamina came to make the house all spic and span. 

And Zita had to go to the make you tired store.

We did not have any toasts today. I do not know why. Oh well.

We only played catch the ball two times.

Because it is still a way too hot day today. 

We did not watch any new detectives last night.

Because Zita and Niamh had to make some beautiful clothes for Niamh.

And they made them out of old all worn jeans. Ha. That is silly.

They had the not so noisy fix your clothes machine on the dining room table. 

And lots of making clothes things. All over the table. 

So I minded them. Right underneath the table. Ha.

When Zita was back home I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed.

It is not so noisy in our bedroom. Ha. Good for me.

But Zita is still doing rascal ladies work. On her telephone. 

And it is her on holiday time. That is not all right. 

Emmet is still in way far away beside the ocean. With even more cousins.

And his Nana and Grandad too.

Yesterday they went to see all the very big catch lots of fish boats. 

So they went to the dangerous ocean all together. Ha. And cousin Robert was there too.

He used to sleep in cousin Orlaith’s little bedroom. Downstairs in the basement. 

Because he is her big brother. Ha. But I do not know him. 

Because I was not here then. Too bad for him.

We had giant peanut butter and honey sandwiches. For our lunch. 

With brand new crunchy bread. That is a good lunchtime.

After lunchtime Niamh went out in the too hot. To practice going fast on her flat board. 

I do not know why.

She cannot tell Mister Aidan that she has a fast board until she is do not fall off fast. 

I do not know why. Oh well.

Maybe it is a race. Maybe.

After lunchtime I had a long right beside Craig nap. Ha. Good for me. 

When Zita came home we had a nice little walk. It was not a too long walk. 

Because there was very loud scary thunder when we were just around our corner. 

So we came home right away. That is good. 

Then I went downstairs to the big all safe as can be bedrooms. 

I only have to mind Craig and Zita for our dinner tonight. 

But not with my friend Emmet.

Maybe he is eating tasty sausages or brand new just cooked fish. And Irish tea. Maybe. 

And maybe Niamh is have her dinner with her friends. 

Too bad for them. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Sixty

Zita and I had a little sleep in today.

Because it is sleep in Sunday. And we went on our good morning walk right away. 

Before the too hot came to our house.

Craig had a sleep in too. But he did not sleep in. 

He had to watch the little fast cars slide all over and crash. In a car race. 

Because it was raining everywhere there. Oh dear.

When he was all dressed we had our breakfast toasts outside. Until we were all way too hot.

Then we came back in to our not hot at all house. Ha.

And I had a nice nap. 

Today Emmet is down by the ocean. 

In the little full of fishing boats town. 

It is where Zita always went in the summertime. With all her family. When she was just little.

It has lots of houses with grass roofs too. That is silly. 

Maybe people have to mow their roofs. 

With the dangerous cut the grass machine. Oh dear. That is a silly roof.

Cousin Ciara, cousin Emma, cousin Lucy are there.

Auntie Eileen and Nana and Grandad are all there too. Ha. 

But that house does not have an all grass roof. That is good.

So everybody had a delicious lunch altogether And their just because tea too. 

Then Auntie Eileen went back to not too far away Dublin.

But Emmet and cousin Emma and cousin Lucy stayed there to mind his Nana and Grandad. 

Because they do not have a nice big dog to mind them. Oh well. Too bad for them.

We had an altogether lunchtime too. With bacon. And pretend toasts. 

Today Niamh is very busy because her bedroom is full up to the top with just dirty clothes. 

And she has to make them all clean. Or she will not have any clothes at all. Too bad for her.

Because you cannot go to work with no clothes. Ha. 

This afternoon Auntie Eileen called my friend Zita. On the telephone. 

To tell her all about everybody in way far away Ireland. And Emmet too.

Because that is where he is. Ha. 

He is going to stay there and have a little vacation.

Because he was very very busy when he was in far away Wales. So now he is too tired. 

But his Nana will feed him Irish sausages and potatoes until he is all full up. Ha. That is good.

And his Grandad with give him old Irish drinking water. So he can go to fast asleep. 

Right away. Ha. 

Zita went to the tired and sore store before our dinnertime. 

I stayed here to mind my family. Ha. That is my favourite job.

Maybe we will have another nearly altogether dinner tonight. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty Nine

Zita and I went for a very nice not so early in the morning walk today.

Because it is her have a holiday time now. Ha.

So Zita and Susan went for a nice breakfast with another friend. That is nice.

And Craig did not have a sleep in today. But he did not go to his old friends breakfast.

Because of the too sore shoulder. Maybe next week he told me. Ha.

It is another too hot to have our breakfast outside day today. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

My friend Emmet is not in way far away Wales any more. My goodness. 

He is in way far away Dublin. Ha.

But he had to go on a very big boat. 

Because way far away Ireland just in the middle of lots of all around oceans. 

So you have to find a do not sink boat to go there. Oh dear. 

Emmet does not like boats so much. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

He is going to visit everybody in Ireland. His Nana and his grandfather and even auntie Eileen.

And maybe all the cousins too. Ha. That is good. 

This afternoon Emmet went to the very old things museum in way far away Dublin. 

Right in the very busy downtown.

So he could see the lots and lots of beautiful very very old made all of gold things. 

They were made by the long long time ago people that Emmet knows. 

Maybe they made them just for kings. Or for parties. Ha.

My friend Niamh does not have even a little holiday. 

She went to the beautiful clothes store before our lunchtime. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

And this afternoon I got a nice letter from Emmet. On the computer.

He said that after seeing all the beautiful gold things he will find a do not fall over train. 

Right there in Dublin. Ha. 

And it will take him down to Wexford town.

Then Auntie Eileen will find him there. Right at the not so very big train station. Ha. That is good. 

And they will go to her other right near the ocean little house. 

Cousin Emma and cousin Lucy are there too.

Then they will have tea and before bedtime biscuits. Ha. 

That is what you always do in way far away Ireland. 

You always have to have tea and eat tasty biscuits. And talk until you fall fast asleep. Ha. 

We had tasty used from India food for our dinner last night. 

But the very fluffy soft bread was all gone. Too bad for me.

And this afternoon Zita had to do special rascal ladies work. 

And it is her on vacation day. That is not all right.

So she went to busy street to get lots of tasty food for our delicious dinners. 

They cannot find her there. Ha. 

This afternoon Craig just listened to very quiet music and I had a lovely long nap. Good for us 

When Zita got home we went for a not so long walk in the still hot outside. 

We are going to have Niamh’s favourite make it yourself from Mexico food dinner tonight. 

We always have cheese when we have make it yourself dinners. Good for me.

I helped with everything. I am a big kitchen help. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty Eight

I had a lovely quiet day. 

But Zita had to go to her rascal ladies office and today is her start her own vacation day. Oh dear.

Because there is too much work to do there. 

But we had a very nice walk before the old bicycle and Zita went downtown. 

And I had a little sleep in with Craig. Ha.

The new talking machine said it is going to be a too hot outside day today. Oh well.

My house does not get all too hot. Because we have the make the house cool machine. That is good.

We did not have toasts this morning.

Because the bread was as cold as could be. 

So we had to wait for it to be soft again.

So we had two cookies instead. Ha.

Last night a nice man brought us all the way from way far away India food.

For our dinner. That is tasty food. From the restaurant on our busy street.

I always get some of the very delicious soft bumpy flat bread. That is good bread.

We did not watch any detectives last night. Craig watched the football game.

But his team lost. Again. Oh well. Then we went to our fast asleep comfy beds.

We only played catch the ball a little bit today. I did not want to be a just puddle. 

So we came back in the cool house.

So Craig could do his interesting work for our nice Queen. 

We had peanut butter and honey sandwiches for our lunchtime.

I was a very patient waiter. Ha. 

And the present man brought us some brand new shirts for Craig. 

Summertime time keep you cool shirts. With pockets. 

But nobody came to my house to talk to me about Mister God today. 

I wanted to tell them all about my friend Mister Saint Newton and all his dog friends.

‘And I had lots of very nice stories to tell them. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Mister Saint Newton will not care. Ha.

Zita even talked to Emmet in way far away Wales. He was very busy with all the people there.

So now he is very tired of lots of people everywhere.

I do not like being with too many people. Maybe they will step on your toes. That is not so nice.

Sometimes there are lots and lots and lots of people buying the nice farmer’s delicious food.

On our Sunday morning walks. Then I stay right beside Zita. 

So she will not get lost. Good for me.

This afternoon Craig read his book and helped me look out my watching window. 

Then Niamh came home from the forest. On the smelly bus. 

She did not get all eaten up by the bears. She got eaten up by mosquitoes instead. Oh dear. 

I do not like little flying things so much. Sometimes I catch them. Ha. Too bad for them.

When Zita came home it was the start of her very own holidays.

So I took her on a nice start you vacation long walk. Ha. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty Seven

Zita had to go to her downtown office early this morning.

So we had a very early in the morning walk. 

Before it was all too hot outside. 

But the new talking to you machine said it is very hot in way far away Wales today. That is not all right.

I think all the dragons are fast asleep inside their nice cool caves. In the little mountains. 

Wales is not so very big. So they can only have little mountains. Oh well.

Craig did not have a nice sleep in today.

Because he found another giant cinnamon bun from nice Mister Kettleman’s store. Ha.

So we had it for our together breakfast. And some more too much coffee. 

Then we played catch the ball. There were no clouds in the sky at all. 

Mister Shadow and Miss Maggie must have caught them all. Ha. 

They are very good sheep clouds chasers. It is known.

My friend Niamh is still in the forest. Minding all the little children. Oh well.

Last night there were lots of people in the pond park. With little go all by themselves boats.

The people made the boats all by themselves. Ha.

There was even a boat with little pretend people. With paddles. 

Like the Kathy’s cottage boats. Ha. 

And the pretend people made the boat go all over the pond. All by themselves. Ha. 

But when it gets too dark outside all the boats go home. Oh well.

This morning a nice lady came to my house to tell Craig about mister God.  

But she did not come in.

Because we know all about Mister God. 

And even all the way old Gods from everywhere too. Ha. Good for us.

I tried to tell her all about Mister Saint Newton.

But she did not understand me. Too bad for her. Ha.

Then I had a nice nap. Beside Craig on the comfy living room rug. That is a good rug. 

We had crunchy toasts for our outside lunchtime. 

But I got too hot so I came in to my comfy cool bed in the kitchen.

Then Craig came into. He was going to melt he said. Too bad for him.

There is another football game tonight. Up on the busy street. Oh well.

The police cars are already on my street. Looking for the all just lost cars. Oh well.

Craig told Zita to be careful when she rides the not so fast bicycle home tonight.

Because the cars are just looking for a place to park. 

Then they do not see any bicycles, or people, or even nice dogs. 

Because they are all lost. Oh dear. 

So everybody else has to be very careful. It is known. 

That is why the police cars are right on my own corner. And the take the cars away trucks too. Ha. 

I only have to mind Craig and Zita tonight. 

Because my friends Emmet and Niamh are not here. Too bad for me.

Zita and I went on our very quiet streets walk tonight. 

We did not go to see the ducks. Or the brand new beautiful bridge. 

Because of the lost cars people. 

We watched all of the Scotsman detective program last night. 

Now we will have to find another new program. 

Or look out my watching window at all the lost people.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty Six

Zita and I got up very early this morning.

Because they are moving everything at the rascal ladies office to another better office. 

And Zita has to be there to mind everybody.

So we had a very long early in the morning all over walk. 

But we did not see anything so interesting. Just our beautiful pond.

Then Zita went downtown on the not so very fast bicycle. 

It was not even a little bit hot outside today. That is good. 

Then I had a little sleep in with Craig on the comfy bed.

Niamh did not sleep in a comfy bed last night. 

She had to sleep in a bag. Outside. In the scary forest. With bears too. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

And she has to sleep there tonight too. And tomorrow too. 

Unless the fierce bears come to visit. Oh dear. That would not be very good. 

The bears might eat all their tasty snacks. Oh dear.

But my friend Emmet had a lovely long sleep. 

Because he told everybody his interesting story. 

And he helped the Professors tell other people their stories. Ha. 

The Professors were from way far away Galway. Right where cousin Orlaith’s university is. 

Beside the dangerous ocean. That is silly.

So now Emmet can just go to listen to other people’s stories. 

And have nice lunchtimes with his friends. 

And talk to all the other people who know all about very old people. 

Who lived way way far away long time ago places. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I had a Mister Kettleman’s giant tasty cinnamon bun for our delicious breakfast. Ha.

Then we played catch the ball. But only for a little bit.

Because he had to find new stories for our nice Queen. Oh well.

So I had a nice nap.

We had the round toasts and jam for our together lunchtime. Ha. 

Then we played catch the ball. 

Because it is a not too hot day. Good for us.

After our lunchtime Craig put a new talk to it and it will answer your questions machine in the dining room. 

And it can show you pictures. 

But it did not have any pictures of nice Bouvier dogs. 

But it knows that it is hot in way far away Wales. It told Craig. 

Maybe it told Emmet too. I do not know. 

Today cousin Simon and Miss Laura and cousin Robert went down to the full of giant whales ocean.

To go swimming. 

Because it is too hot in way far away Ireland. Oh dear. That is silly. 

Ireland is not too hot. It is too rainy. Oh dear. That is not so all right.

This afternoon Craig and I sat in the sunshine. In the side yard.

When he was finished looking for interesting stories. Ha. Good for us.

It is not too hot here today. 

When Zita came home we went for another lovely before dinnertime walk. With Professor Jill too. 

But we could not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because Emmet and Niamh are not here. They are away. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty Five

I was very busy last night.

My friend Zita had a sick tummy. And then there was an animal outside too.

It made so much noise it woke Craig and I all up. 

But it was not in our side yard. That is good.

Maybe it was in Miss Ginny’s yard. Oh dear.

Zita had a sleep in this morning.

Because of the too sick tummy. So I kept her all comfy warm.

Then she got up and had some coffees.

But she had to go to the rascal ladies office. Even with a sick tummy.

Because everything is way way too busy there. Oh dear. I would not like that so much. 

And this morning Niamh went to the Centre Building with all her sleep outside in the forest things. 

In a big bag. Oh dear. She is not going to sleep here tonight. Or tomorrow night. Oh dear.

She is going to mind lots of little children. 

Right in the forest. Outside. Not even in a house. Oh dear. 

Maybe with bears. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Today my friend Emmet told everybody his very important and very interesting story.

At the way very far away university in Bangor. Ha. 

That is a very noisy name. Too bad for them.

Mister Saint Francis’s university showed everybody his picture. 

So they could see my friend Emmet.

When he was talking to everybody. 

I saw it on the flat computer. Ha. Good for him. 

He even had his party clothes on. And his beautiful blue shoes too.

They are the clothes Niamh got him at the beautiful clothes store. Ha. Those are nice clothes.

Craig and I had peanut butter and honey hotdog buns for our lunchtime.

Because we had all the tasty bread for toasts last night. In the den. 

When we watched the Scotsman detective.

Craig and Zita were still all full up because of the giant lunchtime dinner. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Then we went to bed. 

When Zita we went on a nice before dinnertime walk tonight. 

A nice man is going to bring us Mister Kettleman’s delicious bagel sandwiches for our dinner tonight.

Maybe then we will watch the from way far away Scotland detective again tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty Four

I had a nice quiet day today.

It is not so hot today so Zita and I had a nice breakfast time walk. 

Before she went to the rascal ladies office. On her not too fast bicycle.

And Niamh went to her other job at the Center Building.

Craig did not have even a little sleep in. But I did. All by myself. On the big comfy bed.

When I was all awake we had very fat crunchy toasts. 

And the save us, save us machine did not make any noise at all. Ha.

Craig and Zita and Niamh are going out to lunch with Craig’s own family. Up on the busy street.

Because of the very important birthday for Craig’s mother. 

I could not go. I was too busy minding our house.

Zita helped pushing the go fast chair up to the busy. 

Because of the still a bit too sore shoulders and the little hills. Oh well.

We got her presents too. And a giant tasty all on fire cake.

But my friend Emmet was not there.

His big comfy bedroom is just empty. 

He is still in way far away Wales.

Craig said he will be away for not just a little time. Oh dear. 

And he does not have a big black dog just like me to mind him. Oh dear. 

Who will keep him all safe as can be if there is nasty too loud thunder. Oh dear. That is not all right.

When the special lunchtime was all over Craig came back home.

But Zita and Niamh went back to their work. 

And Auntie Jane and Uncle George and Cousin Christina drove back to not so far away Toronto. 

Sunny the dog went too. He did not go to the restaurant either. 

He had to stay at the lovely hotel so he could guard all the comfy pillows. That is a good job. 

When Zita came home we went on our before dinner walk. It is not very hot at all today. 

So we had a nice long everywhere walk with Professor Jill and Willy the little dog.

Niamh did not have a tasty used food dinner with us tonight. 

Because she is minding the two little girls from her Centre Building job. 

Our refrigerator is full up to the top with used food. And we have to eat it all up. Ha.

Sometimes used food is tastier than brand new food. I do not know why. Oh well.

But Craig and Zita cannot have a lots of tasty used food tonight.

Because they had too much food at the very tasty food restaurant. And cake too. Oh dear.

Now they are all full up to the very top. 

Maybe tonight we will watch the Scotsman detective on the little very windy all the time island. 

That is a good story.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty Three

I had a very nice quiet day.

Zita and I went on our good morning walk early again today.

Because of the way too hot. 

And there were lots and lots of other dogs having early good morning walks too. Ha.

I did not know them. Oh well.

My friend Emmet’s is now in way far away.

Because his aeroplane did not get lost even once. 

So now he is in his nice little hotel. 

It is right in the university. In way far away Wales. 

But he is fast asleep.

Because they have different clocks in way far away. Oh well.

But you can see little bits of the giant ocean. Right from his hotel. Ha. 

Ha. That is a nice hotel. 

And he will not get all lost going to his meetings. 

Because the meetings are right there too. Ha. 

Today Zita made the pretend toasts from France for our lunchtime. With tasty bacon too.

Then Zita drove Niamh to the beautiful clothes store.

Because it is still a way too hot day today. So I had a long nice nap.

Zita went to see Craig’s mother at her little apartment.

It will be her Sing Happy Birthday day tomorrow. It is a special happy birthday.

Because she has had so many birthdays. Way more than Craig. And he is old. Ha.

Auntie Jane and uncle George and cousin Christina are going to visit. 

And everybody is going to a delicious food restaurant for a lunchtime birthday party.

Except for my friend Emmet and me. 

Because Emmet is not even here. 

He is talking to all the people at the very important meeting in way far away university.

Some of his from far away friends will be there too. To have tasty dinners altogether. That is nice. 

But I have to stay here to mind the house. Ha. That is a good job.

And tomorrow Niamh has a new job. For only a little time. 

Because her old job at the Centre Building needed her.

To mind the little children when they go to sleep in the forest. In tents. 

And maybe there will be bears. Oh dear.

Mister Tom came with new from way far away Scotland detective programs. For us. Ha. 

Then when Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

Because it is not so hot before dinnertime. We went to visit doctor Susan.

So I could scare away all the nasty squirrels. I was a big help.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty Two

Zita and I got up very early this morning.

So we could have a nice long walk before the way too hot could catch us. Ha. Good for us.

Then the go fast car took Niamh to her early in the morning work. 

When Craig was fast awake we had very crunchy toasts for our breakfast.

And Zita brought home the very heavy very tasty bread. From the tasty bread store. Ha.

Emmet is still very busy making his important story as beautiful as can be. 

Sometimes it takes a long time to make interesting stories all beautiful. 

Even with lots of Irish tea. Oh dear.

Tonight Emmet has to go the aeroport to find his do not get lost plane. 

To go to not very far away Toronto.

But the aeroport there is way way too big. 

And then he has to find another aeroplane that knows where way far away Wales is. Oh dear. 

And he has to sleep on that aeroplane all the way to there. Oh dear.

I would not like aeroplanes very much. I only like to sleep on my own comfy beds. It is known.

After lunchtime Mister Tom came to my house. 

To bring us brand new detective programs and to have a nice drink of tea. He is a nice man.

Then Mister Tom went back to his house.

And Emmet packed all his beautiful clothes in his take it with you to far away bag. 

And he printed his special story. So he can show the people at the aeroport. 

So they will know why he has to go to way far away Wales. All by himself. 

And not with his very nice minder dog. Ha. Too bad for him.

And I even saw my friend Emmet’s name on Craig’s flat computer. 

It was all about him. And going to Wales. And his very interesting story.

It is all about way way way old kings. In way far away Ireland. Ha. 

He should write stories all about way old kings and their very brave and fierce dogs. 

Everybody would like to read those stories. Ha. 

Zita went all the way to downtown so she could bring Niamh home in the way too hot. 

You cannot stay outside in the way too hot or you will just be a puddle. Oh dear.

That is why we go for our good morning walks very early.

Before the too hot knows we are fast awake. Ha. good for us.

Professor Jill came to my house to tell Emmet to have a very nice time. 

In way far away. That was nice.

Emmet had his own little dinnertime. Not with everybody. 

Because he had to go to the not so very far away aeroport.  

And not be even a bit late. It is known.

So then everybody said not to forget to come back and Zita and the black car took him to the aeroport.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty One

I had a very quiet day today.

I took Zita on a very early in the morning walk. We did not go to our ponds.

We did not want to wake up all the ducks. Good for us.

Last night the television told us that today would be way too hot for nice dogs to have long walks.

So we went before the way too hot was all awake. Ha.

Then we had our toasts. But not outside today.

A man came to talk to Craig and Zita all about a brand new go fast chair. 

A not so heavy chair. And not so big chair. 

So it can be maybe an even faster chair. Maybe.

Because of Craig’s not so very good anymore shoulder. 

My friend Zita did not go to the way too busy office today.

Because maybe Emmet might need some help today. 

Getting everything all ready for his trip to way far away Wales.

Because he is going right there tomorrow. 

But without me to be his best minder dog. Oh dear.

I do not like that. 

When Niamh was all awake Zita drove her to our nice bank. 

Because it is way to hot for even her go fast bicycle.

She did not get a giant tasty treat. Only polite nice dogs get the tasty treats at our bank. 

People only get brand new money. And money is not so very tasty. Ha. Good for me.

Then Zita took Emmet’s lovely jacket to the quick as can be clean your clothes store.

Because the jacket was not so clean. Oh dear. 

I had a nice naps right beside where the fast cool air comes out of the floor. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I had a giant peanut butter and jam sandwich for our lunchtime. Ha.

Then I had another nap. On my own duvet on the big comfy bed.

Zita went to the sore and tired store so she had to have a squeaky clean shower when she got home.

We did not go for our before dinner walk this afternoon.

Because it is too hot for dogs. I might just melt all away Zita said. 

Or my feet would get way too hot. I would not like to have all burnt up feet.

I got bean treats with my tasty dinner tonight. Ha. That is a good dinner.

Craig and Zita and Emmet are having delicious outside cooked steaks tonight. Ha.

Maybe there will be extras. Maybe.

Niamh is having a cooked outside dinner too. At her friends apartment. 

With lots of her beautiful clothes store friends.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty

We had another get up very early day this morning.

Because it is a much too very busy day at the rascal ladies office. Again.

But Zita and I had a lovely good morning to everybody walk today.

We saw my friends the ducks in the other pond. 

But they did not want to say hello. 

Maybe it was too early in the morning to see them. Maybe.

We do not ever talk to Niamh in the morning. 

Because she does not wake up so very well. 

Sometimes you have to wait until she has a spic and span shower. 

Then you can talk to her. Oh well.

Craig did not have a sleep in today. 

Because he had to have his too much coffee. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

But I had a lovely nap in the sunshine. On the comfy living room rug. 

So I could mind him. Ha. 

Then my friend Niamh was all awake too.

Because she had to go to the beautiful fingers store. Ha.

So Craig and I went outside to my side yard so he could have his next coffee in the sunshine.

But he spilt it everywhere. And had to clean it all up. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Emmet helped him clean up. He poured lots of water everywhere. 

Last night Emmet got lots of brand new clothes. Going to Wales clothes. 

Because yesterday Zita and Niamh went shopping for him.

Emmet does not like clothes shopping. He just likes beautiful comfy clothes.

Now he has new beautiful pants and two shirts from Niamh’s beautiful clothes store.

And brand new shoes too. Ha. 

This afternoon Lee came to our house to help Niamh make a very tasty cake. 

For a tasty dessert. 

For us. Ha. That is a good idea. 

Craig and I did not have our lunch outside today.

Because the afternoons are too hot. So we stay here in the comfy cool house. That is good.

But Emmet is going to Mister Mike and Miss Morgan’s apartment to play the dragons game. 

And have lots of treats. 

Mister Mike came to our house with his little car to get Emmet.

He did not have to go on a too hot smelly bus. That is good.

So we will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

It will only be Craig and Zita and me for dinner.

Because Niamh is working at the beautiful clothes store until late. Too bad for her.

Zita and I went on our nice before dinnertime walk. 

We did not have a long long walk. We did not want to miss our dinner. 

Craig put it into the oven as soon as we went for our walk. 

So we will not have to wait when we get back home. That is good.

Maybe we will watch the new detective program tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Nine

We had a very little sleep in today. 

Today is Zita’s do not go to work day. That is why we had a little sleep in.

Then we went outside. So we could have our breakfast toasts. In the beautiful sunshine.

So I minded everybody.

But then Zita had even more rascal ladies work to do. On her own telephone. 

Even on her do not go to work day. That is not so all right. 

Then my friends Emmet and Niamh were all awake too.

So the black go fast car took Niamh to the beautiful clothes store. 

Because it is a very hot outside day today. 

And Emmet is very busy with getting all ready to go to way far away Wales. 

He has to take his beautiful clothes too. And his special beautiful shoes. 

Because he is in charge lots of professors talking about way way old things. 

In front of even more professors. Oh dear. That is scary. Oh dear.

And I cannot go with him to be his own best minder dog. 

Because I do not have the little book with my picture in it. 

You cannot go to way far away places on an aeroplane if you do not have a little book. 

Except if you are a dragon. 

Because dragons do not need aeroplanes. Emmet told me. Ha. 

After lunchtime Mister Peter came to visit us. And I remembered him. Ha. Good for me.

But he did not have any tea. He only wanted water. 

Because of the too hot outside.

After he went home Zita and I had a little walk. It was not a very far walk.

Because of the too hot outside.

Then Zita went to the tired and sore store. And I had a nice nap. 

Because it is a too hot outside day Zita went to the beautiful clothes store.

So Niamh did not have to walk all the way home. 

Craig and I waited at my watching window until they came home. It is my best job. Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Eight

Zita was all wide awake as could be way too early this morning. I do not know why. 

So we got up. Just us. 

It was a nice very quiet morning today. 

Because everybody else was fast asleep. 

Then Niamh was all awake too.

Because today is an early day at the beautiful clothes store.

Zita and I had a very nice good very early morning walk. 

Before the not too fast bicycle took her to the rascal ladies office.

Then I minded Craig in the big bed. 

He had a little sleep in today. Ha. Good for us.

When he was all awake we played catch the ball. Even before he made his too much coffee. Ha.

Then we had our toasts and Craig looked for even more interesting stories for the nice Queen.

So I had a nice nap outside in my side yard. 

Until Emmet was all awake. 

Then I helped him make his own breakfast. I am a good kitchen helper. 

Craig and I had peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. 

Then my friend Niamh was home. And she had another squeaky clean shower. 

But all afternoon Niamh was in the kitchen. Making a very tasty dinner for everybody.

And she made everything all by herself. Even the very hard bread. 

So we can put all the delicious food inside the hard bread at our dinnertime. Ha.

She had to go to the busy street. 

Because that is where the tasty food store is.

Because her computer told her she needed some special treats we did not have.

I was a big help. I minded everything right on my comfy rug in the kitchen. Ha.

Then we had Niamh’s own made very tasty lots of things for our delicious dinner.

I did not take Zita for our before dinnertime walk tonight.

Because she was so busy with the rascal ladies she almost missed our delicious dinner. Oh dear.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Seven

We did not have even a little sleep in today. Oh dear.

We went to the busy street this morning on our good morning everybody walk. To go to our nice bank.

But there was no one there. Just the give you money machines.

Because it was too early. 

And the give you money machines do not give very polite dogs giant treats. 

Only the nice people can give me my treats. That is not so nice. Too bad for me.

And when Zita and I got home from Craig was all awake. 

So I did not have to mind him on the big comfy bed today. Too bad for me.

After Zita and the not so fast bicycle went downtown Craig and I had our breakfast.

We had some of a giant peanut butter cookie. Ha. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. 

But only after he finished all his too much coffee. He is a very slow coffee drinker. Oh well.

It is a very beautiful day outside today. 

And in the morning it was not even too hot to play catch the ball. That was good. 

Then Miss Tamina came to our house.

Because it is the make the house all spic and span day. 

I went into the big bedroom and stayed there on the comfy bed.

Because of Miss Tamina’s noisy machines. 

Emmet and Niamh were still all fast asleep. That is silly. 

They cannot hear the noisy machines downstairs in their very big bedrooms.

Today is the everybody has to eat ice cream special day. Ha.

Sometimes Craig and Zita have ice cream on a stick. 

When we watch the detectives on the television. But only in the too hot summertime.

Ice cream is Niamh’s favourite. Ha.

One of Niamh’s friends is going to cut her hair today. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Maybe they will cut it all off. So she will not get way too hot. Maybe.

Zita told me that Emmet has to go downtown.To another bank. To get all different money. 

Because they do not use real money in way far away Wales. They only use their own money. 

I do not know why. 

Maybe it is Dragons money. Dragons have lots of money. It is the rule. 

And way far away Ireland does not even use that money. 

They have even different money. That is silly.

Maybe it is because they have the wrong time clocks too. 

When we have our tasty lunchtime all the cousins are finished their own dinner. That is silly. 

Maybe they do not have lunchtimes in way far away Ireland. Oh dear. 

Then Emmet will not have his giant for lunchtime cheese sandwiches. Oh dear. 

And then he will just blow away in the wind. 

Because it is always windy in Ireland. And in Cork too. Zita told him.

When Miss Tamina was making the kitchen floor as clean as can be Craig and I hid outside. 

So we would not get all wet too. Ha.

Craig just looked for some interesting stories. So I minded him. Until Miss Tamina was all finished.

Then we went back inside so we could make a tasty lunch for my friend Craig.

I helped. I am always a big lunchtime helper. It is known.

Then I had another nice nap. Beside him. In the den. Ha.

Mister Paul came to my house after lunchtime.

Because his not even fast at all bicycle did not have any round tires. 

You cannot not go fast if your tires are not round. 

We have a machine to make tires all as round as can be. Ha.

When Zita came home she brought the silver little car with her. Ha. 

Now it is all back home. With its friend the black go fast car. Ha. 

I was afraid that it would not come home. But it did. That is good.

And our driveway is full up again. That is all right. 

Then we had another lovely before dinner walk. It is only a little too hot outside. 

Then the black go fast car took Zita to Mister Mike’s store. To get her bicycle.

Because the silver little car is too small for the bicycle too. Oh well.

But we did not have an altogether dinner tonight. Oh well.

So we had a stay at the table and talk dinner. I had a nap. Under the table. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Six

We only had a little sleep in this morning.

Then Zita and I had a very long good morning walk.

Because it is not so hot today. That is good. 

When we got home Zita drove Niamh to her beautiful clothes store. 

Because she was very tired. 

She did not go to fast asleep until nearly good morning time. Oh dear.

And she was sore all over.

Because she was practicing going fast on her flat board with the very little wheels. 

On the quiet roads at her nice university. But now she has sore everything’s. Too bad for her.

When Zita came home she brought delicious croissants for our lunchtime. Ha.

Last night Craig and Zita and Emmet took the giant car to a very tasty food restaurant. 

To have their special delicious dinner. Ha.

And they had extra special delicious desserts too. Ha.

Because it was a special delicious dinner. 

I stayed here and minded everything until it was my own bedtime. That is when they came home.

So only watched a new detective for a very little while. Then we went to bed. Ha. 

Today Emmet was talking to his way far away friends. 

So they can go out for dinner when he is in Wales.

Or maybe he will visit their as old as can be university. Maybe.

After our breakfast Craig and Zita went in the giant car for an adventure. Ha. I could not go.

Because I had to mind the house and Emmet. All by myself. Oh dear.

Craig and Zita went to the not so far away little town with lots of tasty restaurants and the very very little castle.

They found a restaurant that had it’s own beautiful garden. Right there. In front of the tables. Ha.

And Craig took pictures for me. 

So I could see Zita in the garden with the giant flowers. It was after they finished their tasty lunch.

When they came home they brought special own made giant peanut butter cookies. Just for us.

It was time for my dinner. But I did not get any giant peanut butter cookies. Oh well.

Then Zita took the giant car back to the special giant car store. 

Because it was not ours. It is somebody else’s. 

The silver little car is all fixed now. 

So maybe it will come home tomorrow. Maybe. 

It is not even a bit giant. Zita’s black go fast car is even bigger. 

When Zita came home we went for our long before dinnertime walk.

We only had a not so very big tasty dinner.

Because Craig and Zita already had a very late lunchtime. At the beautiful flowers restaurant. 

Then we watched the nice detective from way far away England. On the television. 

Before we went to our comfy bed.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Five

Craig and Zita and I did not have a sleep in today. Too bad for us.

Because Susan had to drive Zita to get a special giant car. 

And Zita brought it back to our house. Ha,

It is so big the go fast chair can get right inside. Ha.

It is not our giant car. We just borrowed it. 

Because Craig still cannot just get into our own cars. Too bad for him.

I got inside too. And I did not even have to jump in. 

Because the giant car has it very own get in easy ramp. 

So nice dogs do not have to jump all the way up. Or the go fast chair either. Ha.

I got in all by myself. And out too. Ha. Good for me.

Then Craig and Zita went out in the giant car. Just to see everything.

Because Craig had not seen the brand new not for cars bridge. Right across our canal. 

And lots of other new things too. Ha.

Because he has a too sore shoulder he cannot get in the cars.

So he has just been in our nice house for a long time.

They even went to see everything new at Zita’s Mister Saint Paul’s university. 

It is full up with brand new houses.

But I had to stay at home to mind Emmet. 

Because he is still busy making his for far away Wales story beautiful. It is my job.

Craig and Zita even had very tasty sandwiches from a from France restaurant for their lunchtime.

But there were not any extras. Oh well. Too bad for me.

When Niamh came home last night she had a go fast on the street board. With little wheels. Ha.

A store gave it to her. And Miss Anna too. 

Because they work at the beautiful clothes store. I do not know why. Oh well.

A long time ago today my friends Craig and Zita got married. In a church. 

But then it was only them in the old house. Oh dear.

I was not here. Or Emmet or Niamh. It was just Craig and Zita. 

I do not think that was so nice. That is why Emmet and Niamh and I are here.

Because there were not enough people in the other house.

So then we got our very close but not so very very old house. Our own house.

So Emmet and Niamh could have giant comfy bedrooms. With lots of pillows beds. Ha. 

So I could visit them. When there is the very loud thunder. Ha. Those are good bedrooms.

There was another football game today. Up on the busy street.

So Zita and I had our before dinnertime walk when all the people were not here. Being lost. Ha.

Craig and Zita and Emmet went to a very very tasty food restaurant tonight. 

Because today is that special because you got married day. 

But Niamh had to go to a loud outside music concert. Too bad for her.

I stayed here to guard the house. 

So I had peanut butter treats. Ha. That is a good job.