Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Two

We had a little party last night. With all my friends.

When Niamh came home her friends came too. Ha.

Miss Tarryn was here and Miss Leah and Miss Siobhan too.

Miss Siobhan’s Nana came from Ireland. Just like Niamh’s Nana. Ha. 

And Miss Leah brought us treats too.

Because they had to watch a famous movie. With lots of snakes. Oh my goodness me.

So they all went downstairs but I did not want to watch a scary with snakes movie so I stayed upstairs with Craig and Zita.

Miss Leiha and Miss Siobhan have red hair. 

But not so red as my friend Niamh. Ha. Good for us.

Niamh was going to have lunch with a man from her university. At a nice little restaurant. 

But he did not even come. 

And he did not even say he was lost or even dead. Oh dear me. That is not even a bit nice. 

So Craig says if I can find him I can bite his bottom. That is an easy job. Ha.

Last night when Craig and Zita went on their adventure ride they saw statues. 

Lots and lots of statues right in the water. My goodness. 

A man made them. All by himself. My goodness. 

This morning we did not go to work.

Because today is a holiday. I did not know that.

It is so we can remember lots and lots of children who were taken away from their very own families. Oh my goodness me.

I do not know anyone would do that. I think they were just very nasty people. 

Maybe I can bite them too. I will ask my friend Craig. 

I do not think they had any dogs. Too bad for them. 

This morning I got right up onto the big comfy bed to get Craig all awake. 

And to keep him company when Zita had to do some important errands.

But then Niamh was all awake and upstairs too.

So I had to help her with her university work. Right beside her in the living room. Ha.

We had treats too. 

Craig and Zita went in the very big red car for another adventure and to do some errands too. 

Because Craig want to see all the giant holes for lots and lots of brand new buildings.

But some of them are way too tall. 

Maybe they will just fall over when it is too windy outside. 

I have a not high at all house. So it will just tip over. Good for us. 

There are even brand new buildings at Niamh’s nice university. 

Craig had never seen them before. 

So now he has. That was good. 

And they went to the especially delicious treats store from way far away France. 

And Craig had bacon and toasty cheese sandwich. But he did not save me any.

And Zita had a full up right to the top with chocolate croissant. 

But it was so full up she could not eat it all up. So she brought it home.

Craig and Zita had their delicious lunch right in the red big car. 

On the street. Beside the dead people store. 

Oh my goodness me. 

When they got home it was time for Niamh to ride her not so fast anymore bicycle to her job. Up on the busy street.

 And she will not be here for our dinnertime. Oh dear. 

And it was time for Zita to go and find our black go fast car.

So she drove the red big car to go and bring our own car back home.

We only had a little dinner tonight.

Because of the very tasty lunchtime treats. 

Craig has to find a brand new detective program tonight.

So we can go to bed when we have watched some of it. Ha.

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty One

I had to get up in the middle of the night last night.

Because I nearly starved into a skeleton dog. That here in my house. Oh dear me.

But Zita heard my very grumbly tummy and she got all awake.

So she could put lots of food in my bowl. Ha. Good for her.

And I ate it all up as fast as could be. Ha. 

Then Craig and Zita and I went to fast asleep again. 

And pretty soon it was morning time so Zita and I got up so we could have our own together breakfast.

It was not so very sunny today. 

But when Niamh came upstairs I took her for a very nice little bit all over walk.

When we got home I got up on the big bed so Craig would be all awake too. Ha. Good for me.

Then I had a nice little beside him nap.

When he was finished listening to his book I got up on the bed again. 

So he would not go to fast asleep again. Good for me.

Then I help him with his breakfast toasts. 

Today is our do not go to work Wednesday but it was our make the house spic and span again day. Oh dear.

So I stayed in my side yard when Zita pushed the very noisy machine everywhere. 

Tomorrow we are going to have that even for the go fast chair very big car. 

So Craig and Zita can go on some adventure rides. Ha.

Zita got it before our dinnertime. Ha. 

Niamh had her on the computer class today. 

So she found a tasty pizza in the refrigerator so she could have her lunch and go to her class at the same time. 

But there was too much so Craig and I had to help her. That was not such a hard job. Ha.

But Zita spilled a bottle of clean everything on the floor in the dining room. I was a very big help.

Because I stayed right in the living room and did not get my feet all wet at all. Good for me.

When Zita went to get the very big car she took Niamh downtown so she could have a meeting about university. 

With another lady in her class. 

And when Zita came home the very big car was red this time. 

Because it was nearly brand new. That was nice.

So they went for an adventure. 

And I stayed here to mind the house. Ha. That is my very best job too. 

And when they came home they Mister Kettleman’s all filled up bagels. 

And a got a bit on top of my dinner. Ha.

Because I minded the house all by myself. That is an important job. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty

We had a very lovely good morning walk this morning. 

And outside it was beautiful and full of very bright sunshine. 

But we did not have a very long walk. We had to come home right away.

Because Niamh had a sleep in and was a little bit late for her very early in the morning class.

So go fast car went as fast as could be and took Niamh to her nice university.

And this is the day for her walk all around outside listen to old stories class. Oh dear. 

When Zita got home I had my breakfast and then I got up onto the bed to tell Craig he should be all awake.  

But he did not get up right away. Even though I talked to him loudly. Too bad for me.

So I went and kept Zita company in our office.

And when Craig got all awake he found my lunch. 

And then we had one of the giant full of blueberries cookies. 

The present man brought a book all about very very long time ago stories in Ireland. 

And Craig thought it was Emmet’s. But Emmet did not know about the book. Oh my goodness me.

But then Craig remembered that he got it for a secret Merry Christmas present. For Emmet.

And now Emmet has to forget all about it. 

Or it will not be a secret present. Oh my goodness gracious me. 

After my lunch I had a very nice nap. Right in the living room. 

I always have nice naps when I am all full up. Good for me. 

Zita was very busy today with lots of numbers on lots of papers. 

I could not be such a big help. I am not so very good with numbers. Oh well.

Niamh did not get home until nearly our dinnertime. 

Because she has two very long classes at her nice university today. Oh dear. 

And when she came home Miss Tarryn was with her.

Because she were at the nice university all day too. 

So she had her dinnertime with us. Ha.

There was another football game up on the busy street. 

So all the lost cars were here too. Oh well.

The take them all away truck was right on my other street. Waiting to catch one. Oh my goodness.

We watched the lady detective with the fast boat tonight. 

We did not have any chips last night. Oh well. Maybe tonight. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Nine

We got up early this morning.

Because the television said it was going to be a nasty rainy all the time day.

But it was not raining when we were wide awake 

So we went for our good morning walk before the weather knew we were outside. 

And so we had a very nice long walk. And did not even get a bit soggy. Ha.

But after out together breakfast it was time for our rascal ladies work. 

Because it was our Monday go to work day. Oh well.

Zita was very busy this morning because the important meeting was all over. 

And now there were lots of new things to do. Oh well. 

So I stayed right beside her in our cosy office. 

Craig had a bit of a sleep in while he was only sometimes listening to his book. 

But when he had his toasts I was right there to help him.

Lots of times I have to go and remind Craig that it is time to get into the go fast chair.

Because I cannot look out my watching window and be Zita’s assistant all by myself. 

And when Niamh was upstairs she brought me a special just because present.

It was a very beautiful neck shirt. 

To keep my neck all warm. And it has decorations on it too. 

And at nighttime it glows. So everybody will know it is me. Ha.

That is a very nice present. 

And Craig and Niamh and very I had a pizza for our late lunchtime today. 

Right after I had my own lunchtime. 

So I had two lunchtimes today. That is a good day. It is known. 

Auntie Eileen talked to Zita today. 

Because she is going to come and visit us. 

Before there is the too much snow here. That is a good idea. 

When our work was all done Zita and I went for a little walk. 

And when we came back we went in the front door. That was silly. 

That is not my door. That is the present men’s door. Oh my goodness me. 

Maybe Zita thought I had to use that door because I had my brand new present on. Oh well. 

We had our delicious pastas tonight.

Because everybody was way too tired to do long cooking. Ha.

I think we will watch the right under the water detective tonight. 

Maybe we will have chips too. Or ice cream. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Eight

It was a beautiful sunny day outside this morning.

But Zita and I did not go for our good morning walk.

Because last night Zita had a sick tummy. My goodness me.

So my friend Niamh and I went on our own walk. We went to my other pond. To see my friends the ducks. Ha.

Then we got home Niamh had to go to a lunchtime party for Miss Sash. At a nice restaurant downtown.

And Zita had to get all ready to go to downtown too.

Because today is the very important rascal ladies meeting. So Zita had to be there to say hello to everybody.

I helped Craig to eat his fat toasts but he did not get up until nearly dinnertime.

Because his own broken leg was a bit too sore. So he stayed in bed so his leg could have a nice rest.

I talked to him but he still stayed in bed. 

So this afternoon I minded him. All by myself.

Because everybody else was gone. Oh well. 

I did not have a nice long outside nap after lunchtime.

Because it was not even a bit sunny and warm this afternoon. Just some sometimes rain. 

So I stayed in my kitchen on my very comfy rug. Ha. 

My friend Emmet has a brand new job. 

He is helping a lady professor write a book all about long long time ago Irish poems. 

They are all about Emmet’s very very old friends. 

But their stories are all written in very very old books. 

And nearly nobody can read them. But Emmet can. 

And they have them in their very old library. That is good.

So she asked him to be her helper. For Irish money. Ha. 

I am Zita’s helper too. And I get very tasty treats. 

Because I do not have any pockets where I could put real money. 

But I have a new keep me toasty warm coat. For the wintertime. Maybe it has pockets. 

Then I could go to our bank and given them some money and they would give me those giant treats. That is a good idea. 

When Niamh came home we had a very fast race. Right to the bathroom. 

But I let her win. Good for me. 

When Zita came home from the giant meeting Craig was all better. 

So he got into the go fast chair so he could find my dinner. 

Before I was just a skeleton dog.

Sometimes they find long long long time ago skeleton dogs right beside their own best friend’s skeleton. Ha. 

So they could go all the away to heaven together. That was a good idea.

After my dinner Craig helped me look out my watching window. 

It is not so much fun to look out the window all by myself. It is known.

And Zita went to the grocery store and got some delicious food for us. 

Even some ice cream too.

We had pastas for our together dinner with Zita’s famous own made for pastas sauce. Ha.

Then Niamh went to bed.

Because she got home way too late this morning. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

Last night we watched a new detective lady. And she was in a right under the ocean boat. 

Because somebody was dead. And nobody knew why. 

So the lady had to go to the middle of the scary ocean to find out why. Oh goodness me.

I would not like to be all under the scary ocean so very much at all.

But it is a giant boat. Even way bigger than the whales. My goodness me. 

But I just like to be in my own house with my own family for me to mind. It is known. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Seven

When we got up it was a beautiful day outside.

So we went on a very very long walk. And it was not even too hot. Ha.

And we found professor Jill too. So she came with us. Ha.

And we got home it was our breakfast time. That is a good time.

Then it was time for Craig’s old friends coffee time.

So I got right up on the bed and gave him lots of kisses so he would be all awake.

And then he would not be late for his old friends coffees. Ha. Good for me.

Mister Mohammad brought us more coffee today. 

 Because we nearly had not even one box of coffee left. Oh goodness gracious me. 

But now we will have lots of good morning coffees for Craig and Zita.

Mister Mohammad always knows when we need more coffees. That is a good trick. 

After lunchtime Zita went to visit Craig’s mother in her little apartment. And to look at her sore leg.

And when she got home she and the black car took Niamh to the downtown and she went to do some errands.

Craig and I stayed here so I could have my tasty lunch. 

There was even some cheese right on it too.

Then I had an lovely outside nap. 

Because it was still all sunny and beautiful outside. 

Niamh said she is going to have her dinner with her friends tonight. 

So there was only Craig and Zita at our dining room table tonight.

So a nice man brought us a very big bag of delicious food all the way from way way far away China. 

With soup too. Ha. 

And so I just had a nice nap and kept Zita’s toes toasty warm. Ha. That is an easy job. 

Then we watched the lady detective from way far away Scotland. 

And she does not even have a police car. She has a fast police boat instead. 

And she even talks to us. Right from the television. Ha. That is silly. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Six

When we woke up this morning is was a beautiful sunny day.

So we went our good morning to everything walk. Ha.

And then we had our before work together breakfast. 

But then it was time for our rascal ladies work and I went into our office with Zita.

Craig’s mother’s doctor called us this morning.

Because she had a nasty cut right on her leg. So she has to have some shots. Oh dear. 

Her little apartment called us last night too. When I was fast asleep.

So I had to get up and look out my watching window. 

Just in case there were giant raccoons in my garden. That is my very best job. Minding my family. Ha. 

This morning when Craig was finished listening to his book I helped him with our tasty round toasts. 

I was not fast asleep today. Good for me.

When Niamh went to her nice university it was not so sunny anymore. Oh well. 

But I had a nice outside nap anyway.

Because soon there will way too much snow for nice outside naps. Too bad for me.

When Craig and the go fast chair went into the living room I came to help him look out our watching window. That is a good job. 

And we had full of blueberries cookies for our lunchtime. Ha.

Then I went back to help Zita. In our own office. But I did not have another outside nap. 

Because it was not even a bit sunshiny this afternoon.

And then Zita went to find Niamh and brought her home. 

Because of the sometimes windy rain.

But later we talked to my friend Emmet in way far away Ireland. In his very little apartment. 

I had not seen him for a long time. Too bad for me. 

But then I saw him right there. 

On Zita’s computer. 

And I talked to him too. Lots of times. Loudly. Good for me. 

And he talked to me too. But he was not so very loud. 

That was because he is far far way. At his way far away in Cork university. Ha. 

Maybe it is magic. Maybe.

Niamh had her dinner before us. 

Because she had to go to work until very late tonight.

So after Emmet was gone Craig and Zita and I had toasty cheesies for our dinner. 

They are my favourite too. 

After dinnertime we watched another brand new detective program. 

Before we went to fast asleep. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Five

When Zita and I got all awake it was another just full of clouds rainy day today. Oh well.

When we went for our walk it was fast raining.

So we were a bit very soggy. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Then it was time to go to our rascal ladies office to do our work.

I did not do so very much work today.

Because rainy days are the every best days for long quiet naps. It is known.

I was even fast asleep when Craig had his toasts. So he had to eat them all by himself.

Because I was way too fast asleep to be his best toasts helper. Too bad for us. 

And I was still asleep when Niamh went to her new job. 

At the very big restaurant. Up on the busy street. Oh my goodness me. 

And she cannot have a lovely dinner with us. 

Because she has to work until late tonight. 

But not very late this time. That is good. 

And at lunchtime Zita went downtown to the other bank. In the all the time rain.

For rascal ladies business. And I did not even wake up.

I think it was because the rain was making too much noise. Oh well.

And my friend Craig did not get into his go fast chair right away today.

Because I was fast asleep and did not need him to help me with my watching window. 

So he had a little relax too. 

All the time rainy day are good days for a good relax. It is known.

When Craig and the go fast chair were all awake I could smell the brand new cookies. 

So I was all awake right away. Ha.

So I helped him eat two giant cookies. 

They were the cookies with lots of blueberries right in the middle. Those are very tasty cookies.

Then Zita had to go to our own bank on the busy street.

So I stayed right here so I could mind Craig.

When Zita got back home we still had too much rainy weather outside.

So we did not go for a before dinnertime walk. 

We just stayed inside and had a nice dry dinner. Just us. 

I had a very quiet day today. 

Maybe we will watch the lady detective tonight. Maybe. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Four

When Zita and I got up it was our do not go to work Wednesday. Ha.

But it was a rainy day outside.

But we went for our good morning walk before it was all the time rain. Good for us.

So when we got home we were not so very soggy and we just had our together breakfast.

And then had a nice relax.

When Niamh was all awake I helped her with her breakfast and then I had to help Craig too. I was very busy. 

I did not have my nice before lunchtime outside nap today.

Because of the lots of rain. 

So I just stayed inside so I could mind Niamh while she did her university work.

That is an easy job.

Then Zita went to the grocery store to get us lots of food. And then to do errands for Craig’s mother too. 

Even in the lots of rain. 

But it is as dry as can be inside our go fast car. That is good.

Miss Sash’s Jeep is not so very dry all the time.

Because her car only has a pretend roof. Oh my goodness me. 

When Zita came home she had lots and lots of delicious cheeses. Even the very tasty for pastas cheese.

Because she went to the too much of everything store. 

But she only bought cheeses. And a giant bag of chips. Ha.

A man is coming to our house today. 

So he can make Craig a new get all dressed on table. 

For our bedroom. When we move the big comfy bed. Oh goodness. 

And he was from way far away Ireland. From where cousin Orlaith went to her university. 

Beside the dangerous ocean. My goodness.

I only had to mind Craig and Zita for dinner tonight.

Because Niamh was at Cara and Lee’s house for dinnertime.

Because it was their sing happy birthday day. Ha. 

And Niamh brought them a cake. That was a good idea.

So after dinnertime Craig and Zita and I watched the lady detective.

The one who has a very old not so very clean car. That is a good program.

Then it was our time to go to fast asleep. Ha. 

That is alway a very good time.

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Three

Zita and Niamh and I were up early this morning.

Because Niamh had a very early in the morning class.  

And she did not get home from her brand new job until late last night. 

So the black go fast car took her to her nice university.

Then Zita and I went for our good morning to everybody walk. We went to visit our little lake. That is my favourite walk.

When we got home Zita had to go to her rascal ladies office so I went in to be her very best ever helper. Ha.

Zita and Craig did not to to fast asleep until very late last night.

When Zita got home I was as fast asleep as could be. 

But I woke up right away. So I could make sure she was all right. 

Then everybody went to fast asleep. Me too. 

 Craig was a bit very sleepy this morning and he had a nice sleep in. 

Until it was toasts time.

Then we had very very crunchy toasts. And jam too. 

It was the very near to us farmer’s jam. Ha. That is very delicious jam. 

At lunchtime Zita went to Mister IKEA’s store to find some new things for the little basement kitchen. 

But when she got home she was a bit sad. 

Because the store that makes the very delicious cinnamon buns caught on fire.

And now there are not even any cinnamon buns at Mister IKEA’s store. Oh my goodness me.

And Craig had to tell Emmet. 

Because those cinnamon buns were his very favourite breakfast treats. Oh my goodness me.

When Craig and his go fast chair were in the living room in was fast asleep in our rascal ladies office.

So he had to look out the watching window all by himself. 

But he found our very beautiful with lots of colours dragon flowers. 

Right there in front of the watching window. Ha. 

The nice rascals won the election. Even our own rascal won. That is good. 

I could not have my favourite afternoon nap outside today.

Because it was not such a nice afternoon for outside naps. Too bad for me.

So I had a beside Craig nap in the living room. 

So I could be very quiet when Zita had her very important meeting. Ha.

When I looked out my window it was still not so very dry outside.

So Craig and Zita did not go on their before dinner adventure walk. Ha.

Because nobody wants to be just all soggy. It is true.

We had own made delicious pizzas for our together dinner tonight. 

We had to cut up lots of tasty things with the very dangerous big knife. 

But I helped anyway. Ha. 

So I got pizza cheese on top of my own dinner. Ha. That was a tasty dinner. 

When Zita was all finished chopping everything all up she went to our nice university to find Niamh.

Because Niamh was too tired to walk home in the sometimes rain. 

That was a good idea.

A nice man told Zita that we can have one of his brand new bathtubs. 

For our going to be beautiful bathroom in the basement. 

Now Emmet and Niamh will be able to have nice lay down baths in a not so small bathtub. That is a good idea. 

After dinnertime we only watched a little bit of our detective program.

Because everybody was way too tired. 

So we went to fast asleep early tonight. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty Two

We did not have a sleep in today.

Because it is back to work Monday again. 

So right after our very nice long walk it was time for our work. Oh well.

And my friend Zita was very very busy.

Because today is the election day when you can vote for your very own rascal. Ha.

They even have signs right on the sidewalk so people will not get lost. 

Craig and Zita and Niamh already sent their very important pieces of paper to the counting paper people. Ha. Good for them. 

But Emmet and I did not get those pieces of paper. Too bad for us. 

And tonight Zita has to go to downtown. To her other office. Because of the election. Oh dear. 

It was another very beautiful day today. 

When Zita was very busy talking to people on her computer I got right up on the big bed.

So I could keep my friend Craig’s toes all toasty warm. That is my best job. 

Then Niamh was all awake too so I had to help her eat her breakfast.

And I was so busy with Niamh I forgot to help Craig with his good morning toasts. Too bad for me.

So after I had a very nice outside in my side yard nap I went inside 

So I could help Zita with all the too much rascal ladies work. 

But then I had to help Niamh because she made us cheesie toasts for our lunchtime. Ha. That was a good lunch.

Then it was time for Niamh to read her interesting stories for her university so I minded her. 

When Zita went on her empty her head after work walk I went with her.

Because with an all empty head she might have forgotten how to get home. Oh dear me.

But I can always find my own house. 

So when I am with her she will not get all lost forever. That is an important job. 

After Zita went downtown a man brought us a milkshake and a bag of Mister McDonald’s pretend chips. Ha.

So we could watch the football game together. 

Craig did not want to watch the rascals election on the television. 

Because sometimes nice rascals do not win. Oh dear me. That is not all right.

So Craig does not want to know until it is all over. That is silly. 

He should just have a lovely long nap. That is my good idea. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty One

Only Craig and Niamh had a nice sleep in Sunday.

Zita and I went for a lovely walk.

Because it was a beautiful as could ever be morning. 

So we went to visit our little late. Ha.

That is always a good walk. 

We saw our own shadows. Right on the side walk. 

But when we ran away they did not catch us. Ha. 

When we got back to our house it was still very beautiful.

So we had our together breakfast and looked out our windows at our beautiful pond. 

When Niamh came up stairs she was a little bit of a sick tummy. 

Because she ate way too much last night. At a dinner party at Miss Thurley’s house. Too bad for her.

So she went back downstairs to get all better. Oh my goodness me. 

Sometimes if I eat not for dogs things I get a sick tummy too. Too bad for us.

I had a sick tummy yesterday. But I am all better now. 

Zita still has some of the sneezles. Too bad for her. 

Then Zita talked to her mother in way far away and I had a very nice outside nap.

But the nasty geese made so much noise flying over my house I came back inside.

This afternoon Craig had to watch the football game on the television. 

And Zita went into our garden to move some of our beautiful plants into their very best place. 

When Niamh came upstairs she was feeling nearly all better. That was good.

Because she had to go to work this afternoon up on the busy street.

But she cannot have her dinner with us tonight.

Because she has to work until very late tonight. 

Even past our bedtime. Oh dear me. That is not so nice. 

When Zita was all finished in our garden she and Craig went on another adventure walk.

Mister Tom brought us lots of brand new detective programs for us. That was very nice.

But he did not ride his way too fast motorcycle today. 

So he did not crash today. That was good. 

And Craig and Zita got home it was time to make our dinner. 

So Zita asked me to help her with the green beans. Ha.

That is an important job for me to do. Ha. 

But there was only Craig and Zita and me here tonight.

So we had a by ourselves dinner. 

Then we watched the two lady detectives. Until I was fast asleep. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Forty

We did not even have a little sleep in today.

Because it was a very beautiful day for a walk. And I wanted to go see the ducks. 

So I got Zita all awake so we would not miss anything interesting.

It was very windy this morning so my friends the ducks were having a very good time in our pond. 

And we went to visit our little lake too. And there were ducks there too. 

But not so many as my pond. Ha.

The little lake is our favourite good morning walk. 

And then we came home and Zita talked to her mother and father in far away Dublin. 

And my goodness me Auntie Eileen is going to come to my house to visit us. 

From way far away Celbridge. In Ireland. 

I heard Zita talking all about it to her own mother. 

And Auntie Eileen is even going to sleep here too. 

Maybe in Emmet’s very big bedroom. Maybe. 

But not outside in the garden. 

Because she will be a guest. So she can sleep inside with us. Ha. 

Then I had a nice outside nap.

But then I had a sick tummy because I did not eat my breakfast. 

I always get a sick tummy when I do not have my tasty breakfast as soon a I am all awake. I do not know why. 

Last night Miss Leah came to visit me. In our house. Ha,

And her dog is even bigger than me. 

But not so very furry and beautiful as me.

Then Niamh and Miss Leah went downstairs to Niamh’s very very messy bedroom. 

Niamh said maybe they would get lost forever in the too many clothes bedroom. Oh dear me. 

Then I would go downstairs and find them with my very good nose. Ha. That is a easy job.

Then I would get a very big tasty treat. Maybe even a very big sausage. Maybe. 

This morning Zita drove Niamh up to the busy street.

Because today Niamh started her brand new job. 

She has to tell everybody where to sit in the very big restaurant.

Craig told me Niamh is very very good at telling people what to do. Ha. 

So that is a very good job for her. 

All afternoon Zita made the big shelves in the bedroom smaller. 

With our dangerous cut your fingers off saw. 

And a hit everything hard hammer. Oh goodness me. 

So I could not be a big help. Too bad for us. 

Now everything is moved all over everywhere in the bedroom. Oh dear me. 

Because we are going to even move our very comfy bed. 

I do not know why. Nobody told me. That is not so nice. It is my bedroom too. 

Niamh came home at dinnertime. But she did not eat dinner with us.

Because she was having dinner with Miss Thurley and Mister Ben. At a nice restaurant.

So we had chips and tasty fish. 

Niamh does not even like fish a little bit. Oh well.

Maybe we will watch more of the lady detectives tonight. 

Before our bedtime.

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Nine

Zita did not go to work right after our not so very long good morning walk.

And even before our breakfast she had a squeaky clean shower.

Because she had some sneezelles last night. And she needed a nice shower so she could be wide awake. 

I was a too hot dog when we got home so I did not have our together breakfast until Zita went to our rascal ladies office. 

Zita had a very busy day talking to the other rascal ladies. All day long. Oh my goodness me. 

So I stayed with Craig. On my comfy duvet in the big bedroom. So I would not be even a little bit noisy. Ha.

Craig was very quiet too. He just listened to his new book all about boats. Big ones. With lots of guns. 

And some were so big they even had their very own fly all around aeroplanes. Oh my goodness me. 

But when Craig had his croissants I was so fast asleep I did not wake up to help him. Too bad for me.

And Niamh was very busy at her nice university today. 

Because she had her class all about our own rascal ladies. Ha. That will be interesting.  

And maybe she will find some of Mister Starbucks giant tasty cookies for her class. 

When Craig got into his go fast chair we looked out the watching window. 

It was a very nice day outside. And sometimes it was very sunny too. 

Last night I heard nasty smelly geese. When they were flying right over the top of my house. 

They make too much noise when they are flying. 

They were going on their far away vacation. Good.

When Niamh got home she was as hot as could be.

She had to walk to her nice university because her very old fast bicycle is broken. 

And it is too old to fix all up. Just like Craig. Oh dear, 

So then Niamh had her own shower. So she would not be all smelly. That was a very good idea. 

When Zita’s work was all finished she went to Mister IKEA’s store and then she went to my little hospital store.

Because we had nearly no more of my food. Oh my goodness me. So I nearly just starved all away.

But Zita found a bag just for me. Ha. That was good. 

Sometimes people do not have enough food either. That is not all right.

One time some people did not even have any potatoes for delicious chips. 

And had to go to far away places. Like here. 

Where there was lots and lots of potatoes. 

And even green beans too. 

And sometimes sticky cinnamon buns. My goodness me. 

We had a very nice together dinner tonight. 

Then Niamh went to listen to loud music up on the busy street. With her friend Miss Leah.

Craig and Zita and I went into the den to watch the new detective program. 

Before we went to fast asleep. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Eight

When we got up this morning we were nearly inside the clouds. My goodness me.

And when we went for our good morning walk it was still nearly cloudy on my pond.

But I could still see my friends the ducks. Ha. Good for us. 

And there were lots and lots of ducks there today. 

Maybe it is a just for ducks meeting. Maybe. 

We did not go to our rascal ladies office this morning.

Because Zita went to Craig’s mother’s little apartment to help her vote for their own rascal. Ha. 

But she was very fast asleep so Zita did not get her all wide awake. Oh dear me. 

I stayed here because I had to mind Craig and Niamh and the whole house. All by myself.

Niamh was very busy going to here new class. This was an on the computer class. So I was very quiet. 

And then I had to help Craig with his very tasty breakfast croissants. 

Before Zita went to be a helper she got the noisy make the floor clean machine. 

So I went outside into my side yard.

Because then it was a very beautiful day outside. Ha. 

Just the very best day for having a nice outside nap. It is known. 

After her new class Niamh went for a tasty lunch with her friends from her nice university. 

And we did not even know she was gone. Ha. Maybe she is a spy. Maybe.

After lunchtime Zita had lots and lots of rascal ladies meetings.

So I went into the living room to help Craig eat his very big peanut butter and honey sandwich. Ha. 

Then I had a nice nap.

Good for me. 

When Zita’s work was all finished it was our time to go for our dinnertime walk. 

And we found professor Jill too. Ha. That was a good walk.

Then Craig and Zita went for their adventure walk and I minded Niamh. 

She was busy reading important stories for her university.

Then it was our own dinnertime. And we had used lasagnas. They were very tasty. 

Then it was time to find a new detective program. 

Because we watched all of the other one. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Seven

I had a very nice quiet day today.

Because after our good morning walk everybody except Craig and I were very busy. Oh my goodness.

Today is our do not go to work Wednesday.

So I only had to watch all the world from my watching window. That is an easy job. 

But Zita and Niamh and the go fast car had to go and find a brand new bathtub for the basement. 

And they even got in them. With all their clothes on. But not their dirty shoes. 

To find the very best comfy one. Ha. That was a good idea. 

And then they found brand new beautiful little bricks for the walls and even very tiny brinks for the floor. Oh my goodness.

So now we have them all over the dining room table. So we can see them altogether. 

Then Zita and Niamh came home. So Niamh could go to her on her computer class. 

So Zita went to the grocery store to get more tasty vegetables and fat croissants too. Ha.

When she was gone I had to help Niamh. 

I was so busy I did not even have time to help Craig with our brand new round toasts. 

Because I was too busy helping Niamh.

I cannot help my friend Emmet write his giant important story anymore. 

Because he went to his very old way far away in Ireland university and he is not here. 

So I cannot listen to his very long story for him. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

But now I have extra time and I can help Niamh with all her university work. Good for us. 

Zita went for a nice walk with professor Jill this afternoon. 

But I did not go because I was too busy having a lovely nap. 

When they came home Craig and I went into the side yard and had a very nice talk. Ha.

Then it was time for our dinnertime. We had very fat and delicious sausages for our dinner. 

Then it was time for our very interesting detective program. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Six

It was a beautiful as could be morning today so Zita and I had a long long all over walk. Good for us.

Then when we got home Zita went for a good morning run around and I got right up on the big bed. Ha.

And I had a long right beside Craig sleep. I kept him toasty warm. 

And when Zita came home Craig was all awake and we had our together toasts. Ha. 

And then Craig got into his go fast chair. Even before Niamh was awake. Oh my goodness me.

Because Mister Charlie and his best helper friends came to our house.

So they could finish making our very little upstairs bathroom perfect. 

And Mister Mat came look at Zita and Niamh’s pictures of the downstairs bathroom. Oh my goodness me. 

So everybody had to be all fast awake and even all dressed too. 

So only I had a nice sleep in today. Ha. 

Niamh went to her nice university all afternoon. In the beautiful sunshine. 

On her not so very fast anymore bicycle. 

She has two brand new classes today. So she is going to stay there until dinnertime. 

Maybe she will even find a tasty treat at the expensive coffees store. That store is a a good idea 

So you do not get way too hungry when you are reading you very interesting books. That is a good idea. 

I was busy this afternoon helping Zita. So Craig had to look out my watching window for me. 

And when Mister Charlie and his helpers were here I just stayed in our office so I could mind Zita. 

And not get into any trouble. Ha.

Mister Charlie went downstairs to look at the bathroom too.

Because he is going to make the brand new walls for Mister Mat. Ha. I did not know that. 

When all the helpers went home I had a very nice nap. 

Because I had a very busy afternoon minding everybody. That is an important job.

When Niamh got home she was not so happy.

Because her old bicycle just broke. Oh dear me. That is not all right.

So Miss Tarryn came home with her to help make us a very delicious dinner. Ha. That was a good idea. 

When everything was cooking on the stove I took Zita for our very nearly missed dinnertime walk. 

But we got home before everything was cooked too much. That was was good. 

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Five

It was another beautiful day today.

But after our lovely walk it was still go to work Monday. Oh well.

So after our breakfast Zita went into our office to start working. 

But I got up on the big bed and had a nice long beside Craig sleep in. Ha. That was nice.

And then I helped him eat this fat toasts breakfast. 

And had another little nap.

But then Niamh had to go to Anna’s apartment. 

So she could mind Anna’s friend’s very little puppy. 

Oh my goodness me. It is a very small puppy. 

When Niamh left our house I went outside to watch go go on her old bicycle. 

And then I stayed outside to chew on my very big ball. It is full of holes. 

Because I am a very good chewer. Ha. 

The rascal ladies work was not too interesting this morning.

So I went back in the big bedroom so I could keep Craig company. On my comfy duvet. Good for us. 

When Craig was all awake Zita went for her lunchtime rain all over. 

It was not such a hot day today. 

So you are not all smelly as can be when you come home from running all over everywhere. 

I stayed with Craig this afternoon. He was helping me with my watching window job. 

So I could have a very nice nap. Ha. Good for us.

Zita went to her downtown office this afternoon. To fix things. 

I stayed here with my friend Craig so he would not get get into trouble. 

When Zita came home she went for another run all around. 

There were lots of awful squirrels on my own patio this afternoon. 

They run away when I bark at them. 

But not always. That is not all right. Too bad for us. 

And then Zita gave all our lovely plants lots and lots of water. 

I minded her from my watching window. So I did not get even a bit soggy. That was a good idea. 

I only had to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime tonight.

Because Niamh is had her dinner at Miss Anna’s apartment with Miss Tarryn too.

So we watched our detective program early tonight. And it was not even all dark outside. Ha.

Maybe we will go to sleep early too. Maybe.

Day Three Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Four

It was a beautiful morning so Zita and I only had a little sleep in. 

So we had lots of time to go for our long walk to our little lake. 

That is our very favourite go for a walk. 

Last night I was a little bit sore. So Craig gave me some of my do not be sore medicine. 

So I was all right when we went for our lovely good morning to Sunday walk. 

When we got home I was so hungry that we had our together breakfast right away. 

Then Niamh came upstairs. But she was not so wide awake as I was.

So I had to help her with her breakfast. 

Then Zita went outside to make the other side yard all beautiful too.

Our garden is so beautiful that Zita took some pictures of it. 

So her mother and father could see how beautiful it was. 

Then I helped Craig eat his toasts. 

We ate all the round toasts so we had two very fat toasts today. 

They were very delicious too. 

Before Craig watched the football games he put some bagel cheese on top of my lunch. 

So my lunch was very tasty. 

Then Zita and Niamh were drawing pictures so we could finish the downstairs bathroom. And even the very little kitchen.

Because soon Mister Mat is going to visit us. 

So Zita and Niamh made giant pictures. And they made them right on the dining room table.

So they can show Mister Mat what it should look like. 

I minded them. Right there under the table. All afternoon. Until our dinnertime. 

We all had a very lovely quiet day today. 

And we had pizzas for our dinner. 

Because Zita had a surprise rascal ladies special meeting on her computer. 

And it was on our sleep in Sunday. That is not all right. 

So Niamh and I went for a nice walk before our dinnertime. Just us by ourselves. 

And we saw my friends the ducks in the other pond. Ha.

When we got home I had my own dinner.

Just before Mister Tony’s friend brought us our delicious pizzas. Ha.

Then we watched the new detective program. And I had a very nice nap.