Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Forty One

We did not have a sleep in Sunday today.

Because it is a very busy day for Zita today.

So we went for only a little walk this morning.

There was more too much snow on the ground. That is not right. 

And the snow went all between my toes. I do not like that. So we came home.

Zita had to get all ready for the very important for lots of days meetings. 

She has to take lots of her beautiful clothes downtown. To the beautiful hotel. 

She even has to sleep there. 

To help mind all the lots and lots of young ladies. 

Who are all coming here for the lots of meetings.

Some even on aeroplanes. At the aeroport. 

So she can not sleep here. In her own comfy bed. Oh dear. That is not right.

This morning my friend Emmet was helping his students write brand new stories 

For Mister Saint Francis’s university.

Because he is all finished writing his own very important story.

Maybe we will talk to him on the computer tonight. When he is not helping people. 

Niamh went downtown too. To go to her beautiful stretching clothes store. 

And Craig had to watch the noisy little fast cars on the television.

That was not so interesting so I had a nice living room nap.

After everybody left it was a very quiet day for me. That is nice. 

Sunday should be a quiet day. 

Because nice naps are always nice. For everybody. 

After I had my lunch I had another nice nap on my own duvet on the big comfy bed. Ha. 

Craig is going to make dinner tonight. 

Maybe it will be a used dinner. 

Used dinners are always very tasty. Maybe there will be extras.

Maybe we will have after dinner chips. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Forty

We did not have a sleep in today.

Because it is the old friends breakfast Saturday. But Craig did not go today.

Because of the freezie rain and even more too much snow.

So he just stayed in our house and we had toasts. Zita too. 

Then Zita and I went for our walk. All by ourselves. 

There was nobody else having a nice walk. All the nobodies do not like the freezie rain either. 

I had to get right in the bathtub when we got home. Too bad for me.

And I had to stay in the kitchen until I was all dry again. Oh well.

Zita was very late last night so we did not watch any detectives on the television.

And then Craig and Zita were very sad.

Because the from very far away Mister Jack died. And went to Heaven. And they just found out.

Now Miss Nicky is very very sad. She is Craig and Zita’s friend for a very long time. 

Even before Emmet and Niamh were here. 

Now she is going to move to a dangerous very very far away place. Oh dear.

Because that is where her son lives. He is a professor. Like Professor Jill and Professor Alec.

But they do not live far away. They live right around my house. It is not so dangerous here.

Only when the giant raccoons come to try to steal your garbage. 

Zita went to the make you tired store before she went downtown to the rascal ladies office.

Because tomorrow all the young ladies are coming to our city. From everywhere else. On aeroplanes.

Oh dear. I do not like aeroplanes so much. 

When they fly over top of my house they are way too fast and way too noisy.

And Zita will not be home until late again. 

Maybe Craig will have to make our dinner. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Last night Niamh and her friends went to a very scary movie. That is silly.

You should only go to nice movies. With nice people and brave dogs. 

Or maybe nice elephants. It is known. 

Today is the long long time ago day when our very old uncle Austin fought everybody with his sword.

On his very brave horse. With all his friends on their brave horses.

They even made a beautiful picture of them all running very fast. 

Because they were very brave. But lots of them just died anyway. Oh dear.

And some of their very brave horses too. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

But not our uncle Austin. That is good. 

That is why my friend Emmet is Austin too. Ha. That is silly. Oh well.

When he came all the way back home he had a giant farm. In far away Saskatchewan. 

And he still had lots of nice horses to keep him company. That is good.

I did not have a nice long nap this morning.

Because we were all too busy. We had to get Zita all ready for the very important meetings. 

I cannot go to be a big help and be the best minder ever. For all the young ladies. 

Because it is a not even for very polite nice dogs like me hotel. Too bad for them. 

Craig and I had a very late lunchtime. We had they very tasty square toasts sandwiches. 

And I had my peanut butter treats. 

Then I had a nice nap on my very comfy duvet. In the big bedroom.

I got all awake when Niamh came home so she could write a brand new story for her nice university. 

So I minded Craig in the den. On the comfy rug. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Nine

Today is our very early in the morning day.

Niamh went to her store before anybody was awake at all.

Then Zita and I went for our very messy before breakfast walk. Oh well.

And Craig was all awake when we were home. 

So I did not have a nice sleep in today.

When Zita went to her way too busy office Craig and I had little croissants. Right away.

Then we played catch the ball. But not very much.

Because Craig was busy looking for interesting stories. 

So I had a nice look out my watching window. At the messy melting everywhere snow.

Then I had a nap.

Craig and I had the square toasts for our lunchtime. With peanut butter and jam too. 

We played catch the ball after our lunchtime. 

And my old catching was not stuck in the ice anymore. Ha. That is good.

All the slippy ice is nearly all gone from my side yard. 

Craig said that maybe Zita will be late tonight. Because of the giant meeting.

Sometimes she is going to stay in the giant hotel. Downtown. 

When all the young ladies who will come to visit the government are there. 

And Zita has to mind them sometimes. Just in case someone just gets all lost.

Or has a sick tummy.

They are going to visit the brand new all fixed up old building.

Because the big very old building is just all full of men who have to fix it all up. 

Or it will just fall down. Oh dear. That is not all right.

You cannot visit falling down buildings. Maybe you will be all squished up. Oh dear. 

Zita went to Niamh’s beautiful clothes store. To get beautiful brand new pants. 

Because you cannot have all worn out clothes when you go to important meetings. It is the rule.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Eight

I was very busy last night. 

When I went outside for the last time. It was not the last time.

There was an animal in the tree. 

The tree over top of our park our bicycles building. 

Maybe it was the giant raccoon. Maybe.

But I could not go fast asleep.

Because there were animals beside my own house. 

So I took Zita for a walk all around our house. To scare them to all far away. 

Zita could not see them. But I could smell them. Ha. Good for me.

I am the best guarding dog. It is known.

Then we all went to fast asleep. With no raccoons anywhere. Ha. 

But we did not have even a little sleep in today. 

Zita and I went for our good morning before breakfast walk. 

And we saw a bunny rabbit. Again. I did not chase it. Good for me.

Then Zita went to her way too busy office. 

Because the very big meeting will be too soon.

Craig did not have a sleep in either. 

We played catch the ball even before we had our square toasts. Ha. That is a good day.

Then Craig had his too much coffees and we looked out the watching window. It is not so cold today.

Then I had a nap but Mister Paul came over to have his another coffee. He brought croissants.

So I had to get up to help Craig and Mister Paul with the all warm as could be croissants. 

After Mister Paul went back to his house I had my own lunch. 

And then I was all full up so I had a big nap. On my Scotsman’s bed in the kitchen. 

I had a nice quiet day today. That is good.

Niamh and Miss Tarryn came here to make some tasty sandwiches.

But they were not so tasty. 

Because they were way way too toasty. They are not very good toasters. Too bad for them.

The black go fast car did not take Zita to the downtown today. 

The smelly bus took her instead. 

Because it is a not so cold outside day today. 

When Zita came home we went on a little in the very dark walk. 

We did not see any raccoons. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Seven

I did not get in trouble yesterday. Ha. Good for me.

Last night my friend Emmet sent me an invitation to listen his very own giant story. Ha. 

The invitation was on the big computer. 

He is going to tell everybody at Mister Saint Francis’s university all about his way way old hero. Mister Cernach.

Then his professors are going to ask him hard questions all about his story. Oh dear. 

But they are only for Emmet to hear. Nobody else can be there. Oh dear. 

I do not like hard questions so much.

Like questions about the holes in Niamh’s brand new stretching rug. Oh dear.

But I cannot go to listen to Emmet talk all about his wonderful story.

Because the special day is in far away Antigonish. 

You have to find an aeroplane to go to far away Antigonish. Or drive your car forever.

And Craig says I cannot go on aeroplanes. All by myself. It is the rule. Oh dear.

So his at the university friends will go. So they can clap.  

And so he will not be just all alone. That is good. 

Maybe then they will go and have a giant tasty dinner. Ha. Tasty dinners are always a good idea.

After Zita and the go fast car went to the rascal ladies office Craig and I had our breakfast toasts.

We had the special square bread. It is the very delicious for toasts square bread. 

And we had jam too. Ha.

Then we played catch the ball. But not for a long time.

Because Craig had to find some new stories for our nice Queen. 

So I looked out my watching window so I could mind the house. 

Niamh had a sleep in today. So I could not be too loud. 

Even when the giant noisy garbage truck came on my street. Good for me.

After our lunchtime I went downstairs and I jumped right up on her big bed.

And got her all awake. Ha. Good for me.

She did not go to asleep until even this morning. 

Because she could not go to fast asleep. She did not know why. Me either.

She has a blow your ears flappy fan in her bedroom. Ha. That is a good fan.

Then Niamh’s from the stretching clothes store friends came to visit me. And have toasts. Ha. 

Then they went downstairs to read their stories for the university. I went down to be a big help.

I got some way too toasty toast. Ha.

Then they all went downtown. 

I stayed here to mind my friend Craig. And have my dinner. 

When Zita and Niamh came home they brought giant hamburgers.

From the way too many chips store for our dinner.

So we did not go for before dinnertime walk.

Because Zita was late at the rascal ladies office tonight.

Because of the very very big meeting next week. Oh dear.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Six

Everybody got up early today. Except Craig and Niamh. Ha.

Zita and I went for our long good morning walk today. And it was still way too cold outside.

But it is not so messy.

Because everything is all frozen up again.

I got in trouble last night. Oh dear.

Niamh bought a brand new for stretching exercises rug. 

And I chewed on it a bit. I do not know why. 

And it was still very brand new. Oh dear. 

Now there is a little hole at the top. Oh dear. 

Niamh was sad and so was I. She said I could not have any chips. Oh dear.

But we are still friends. She told me. But she was still sad. Oh dear. 

I went into the living room. All by myself. So nobody could talk to me about the rug.

It is not nice to be sad. And it is not so nice at all if it is your own fault. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

There was a smelly skunk outside my house last night. 

Everybody could smell it. Even all the people. 

I had to stay in the house. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Craig and I had two tasty toasts this morning.

Then he had to read his stories for our nice Queen. 

So I had a nice until lunchtime nap.

On my own duvet on the big comfy bed. 

I did not get into any trouble his morning. Good for me. 

When Niamh was all awake she had toasts for her lunchtime. I had some toasty bits too.

Because we are friends. 

We did not talk about the brand new stretching rug. Or the hole. That is good. 

Zita and the black go fast car came home at lunchtime. But just to get things.

Then she went to the too much of everything store. 

To get tasty food for a rascal ladies big meeting. Ha. 

Maybe she will find big bags of chips. Maybe.

Craig says we have to find new from far away detectives to watch tonight. 

Not scary ones. With scary music. That is good. 

It is too hard to have a nice sleep when the music to too scary.

This morning Zita made a cook for a very long time dinner. For our dinnertime tonight.

So our kitchen is full up to the top with delicious smells. Ha. That is good.

It is good to have nice naps with delicious all around smells. It is known.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Five

Everybody was up early today because it is a busy in the morning day.

Zita and I went for our early in the morning walk. But it was not so long today.

Because it is too cold again. There was new snow on our cars. That is not right. Oh dear.

When we were back home in our comfy warm house Zita talked to people on the telephone. 

Just all about rascal ladies business.

Then she and the black go fast car went to the rascal ladies office. 

It is a way too busy office. Oh dear.

Then Craig and I had very tasty crunchy for breakfast toasts. 

With brand new bread and even brand new jam. Good for us.

Then Miss Tamina came to my house. To make is all spic and span.

So I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed.

Because of Miss Tamina’s noisy machine. 

Niamh went to her nice university for her class and to finish writing her very big story. 

When Miss Tamina was all finished Craig and I had our together lunchtime. 

We had toasted peanut butter sandwiches. With honey. 

From the bees who live not even very far away. That is good honey. 

Then I had a nap. Ha. 

It was not a very busy afternoon. That is nice.

Just a man in a big truck came to get some rascal ladies letters. From Craig. Then he left.

When Zita came home I did not want to go for our before dinnertime walk.

Because I did not want to have to get in the bathtub again. Ha. 

So we just stayed home in our not even a bit cold house. 

And I helped Zita make our tasty dinner. Good for us. 

We watched the nice detective last night. He has a little dog. That is good. 

We did not have chips. Maybe we will have chips tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Four

Zita and I did not have a nice sleep in today.

Because Zita had way too much to do. Oh dear.

We went for our before breakfast walk all by ourselves.

Then Zita went to her tired and sore store. 

Craig and I did not have a sleep in either. I do not know why.

And we did not have any toasts today. I do not know why.

Then Niamh was all awake too. So she could write even more of her big story. 

When Zita came home she brought us the special very very little bagels. 

From nice Mister Kettleman’s store.

So we had them for our altogether early lunchtime. 

With the special for bagels cheese and with my friend Emmet too.

He was right on the dining room table too. Right behind the bagels. Ha. 

He is nearly all finished at Mister Saint Francis’s university. 

Then he will come back to live our house. But now he has to bring back all his fat very interesting books. 

Then he will sleep in his very comfy bedroom. On his own bed. With his own pillows. Ha. That is right. 

Until he goes to his next another university. 

Maybe in way far away Ireland. Oh dear. That is very far away. 

You cannot drive the black go fast car to way far away. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Zita drove Niamh to her beautiful for stretching clothes store. 

Then she had to do even more rascal ladies work. On our sleep in Sunday. That is not right.

We had to put a box on the silver little car. So it can start all up.

Craig did not drive it when there was way too much ice everywhere. 

So then it forgot how to start. Because it is old too. Like Craig. Too bad for them.

When Zita came back from the tasty groceries store we went for our before dinnertime walk.

But there was even snow in the air. And on me too. 

So I still had to get in the bathtub. Because I had a very messy tummy. And feet. Oh well.

And I had to shake myself all nearly dry. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch some nice detectives tonight.

The too scary from France detective is all finished. That is good. 

We still have lots of chips. Ha. That is good too.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Three

I guarded the house last night.

Because Craig and Zita went out for a lovely dinner.

They did not go to the nice man’s restaurant. 

They went to the little very delicious food from way away China restaurant instead. 

And they brought back a tasty dinner for my friend Niamh. Ha.

Then everybody went to to bed so they could be fast asleep. On our very comfy beds.

We did not take Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant today.

Because Mister Paul came and they went altogether. 

They did not get lost. Ha. 

So Zita and I had a nice walk in the very bright sunshine. But it is still not a bit warm. Oh dear.

Today the special day for brand new when they were little dogs.

I was a very little dog. When I came to my own house.

But I am not little now. Ha. Good for me. 

When Craig came home from his old friends breakfast he met two big dogs.

As big as me. Ha. They were from Italy dogs. From a long time ago. 

Maybe they just eat pasta. Maybe they are Punic dogs. Maybe.

Emmet does not just eat pasta all the time now.

Sometimes he eats pizzas with his friends. Or very big tasty hamburgers. In far away Antigonish. Ha. 

We saw a big rabbit. On Kathy’s street. At nighttime. But I could not chase it.

Zita said it would not be very polite to chase a bunny rabbit. 

Because they are not dangerous. Not like lions. Or giant raccoons. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

And if you chase bunny rabbits away then you do not get any chocolate treats on the secret bunny day. 

That would make Zita and Niamh very sad. Oh dear. That is not so good.

This afternoon Zita was very busy today. 

She was making Emmet’s just here bedroom all neat and tidy.

Because Auntie Eileen is going to visit us. And some of our cousins too. Ha. 

Emmet said anybody can borrow his comfy room. Because he is not here.

They are going to visit us after Zita’s giant important with lots and lots of young ladies meetings. Oh dear. 

I can not go. It is a not for even nice lady dogs meetings. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

Maybe we will watch the television detective tonight. With chips. Ha. 

That is a good idea. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Two

I had a very quiet nice day today.

We went for our good morning walk but it is just a rain all the time messy day.

So I was a soggy dog and had to get in the bathtub. Again.

Then I minded Craig until Niamh came in because she was late for her work. 

At the beautiful clothes store. Oh dear. Oh dear.

So she went downtown as fast as could be. Oh dear.

Then Craig and I had our toasts. And I had a nice nap.

This morning Craig was busy looking at Niamh’s big new story. 

So it would be as beautiful as can be.

So he did not have time to look for interesting stories for our nice Queen. Too bad for her.

When we went outside to play catch the ball I found even more of my catching balls. 

They were covered up to the top. In the too much snow. Ha. Good for me. 

Mister Paul is back from England. In his little just by the nice university apartment. 

But he was caught by a cold so he did not visit us today. 

So he did not have his too much coffee today. Too bad for him.

This afternoon Craig and I looked out my watching window.

Because it was very windy everywhere. 

Craig and Zita are going to the nice man’s little restaurant. On the busy street.

I will stay here and guard everything. All by myself. Ha. I am very brave. 

Last night we watched the from way far away France detective. Then we went to bed.

We did not have any chips. Oh well. Maybe tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty One

I had a very quiet day today.

We did not get up way too early today.

And then we had a nice walk too. 

But I was a bit messy and had to get in the bathtub when we were back home.

When Zita went downtown to the too busy office I minded Craig.

But we did not have a sleep in. We had two very crunchy toasts instead.

When we played catch our the ball I found one of my favourite catching balls. Inside the ice.

I could not get it out. Oh dear. 

We will have to wait for a little while Craig said. 

Dogs do not like the word wait so much. Or not right now. Oh dear.

Then we chopped up lots of the everywhere ice in my side yard. Ha good for us.

My friend Niamh is very busy writing a giant story. For her all about other people’s laws class. 

But before she went to her nice university she took her fast as can be bicycle to the fix bicycles all up store.

It is just up on our busy street. 

Soon there will be not even a bit of snow. Anywhere. Ha. That is good.

When Niamh was all gone there was only Craig to mind. So I had a nice nap.

Craig and I had a very late lunch today. 

Because he just forgot to have his lunch. Oh dear. 

I never forget about my lunchtime. Or my dinnertime. Ha. Good for me. 

We only watched a little bit of the detective last night.

Because we were up too early yesterday. Ha. 

Zita did not come home very early today.

So we had to have our before dinnertime walk in the very dark. Oh dear. 

We were very brave. We did not see any smelly skunks. Or giant raccoons. That is good.

Craig even cooked the dinner. And the save us save us machine did not go off. Ha. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty

Zita and I got up very early this morning.

So Zita could drive Niamh to a way too early in the morning meeting. At the beautiful clothes store.

Then she came home and we went for our good morning to everybody walk. 

But it is still way too slippy on our sidewalks. 

So we still have to walk in the middle of the road. Oh dear.

It is not so cold outside today. 

So I was a bit too messy when we got home. Oh well.

Then Zita had a clean as can be shower. 

And I minded Craig on the big bed. On my own duvet. So the bed will not all messy too. 

Zita had to go to the rascal ladies office even on her do not go to work day.

Because it is way too busy there. 

Because of the very important giant meeting. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Craig and I only had a little sleep in. 

Then we had two giant croissants for our breakfast. Ha.

When we were all finished I had a nice nap. 

Because I was all fast awake very early this morning. 

Last night we had all on fire cupcakes for Miss Tarryn’s Sing Happy Birthday day.

We had lots and lots of delicious cupcakes. Ha. Good for us. 

And we even sang the happy birthday song. Me too. 

I am a very loud singer. Ha. Good for me. 

Birthdays are my favourite. Ha. That is a good day. 

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times after I had my lunch. It is nearly not cold today.

Then I had a nap.

Niamh came home early today. So she could have a nice nap too.

Because she was up too early this morning. Just like Zita and me too. 

And then at lunchtime she had some remember everything exams.

So she can talk to people who cannot hear. Oh dear. 

People cannot hear so very well. Not like me. Ha. 

It is a everywhere is melting day outside today. I do not like those days so much. 

Zita came back to our house early today. 

So we could have our before dinnertime walk in the very bright outside.

Smelly skunks do not come out in the very bright sunshine. Ha. That is good.

But I had to get in the bathtub again. 

Because I had too much nasty salt on me. Oh well.

We will have an altogether dinner tonight. If my friend Niamh is not just still fast asleep.

Maybe we will watch the from France detective tonight. 

Or maybe everybody will just go to their comfy beds early. 

I have a very comfy bed. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Nine

We did not have a sleep in today.

So Zita and I went for our good morning walk in the very early morning. Good for us.

It is still a too cold for nice go everywhere walks outside day. Oh dear. That is not right.

Craig and Zita and I had our toasts together today. 

Craig and I had round toasts. With jam.

Zita and I had the fat crunchy toasts. But not with jam. Oh well.

It was an extra two day toasts today. Those are good days.

Then the nice man came to look at the not all finished bathroom. 

So we can have a brand new bathtub. Downstairs. In the basement. Ha. That is good. 

When he was all finished Zita took Niamh to her nice university before she went to the way too busy rascal ladies office. 

Craig and I had a nice quiet day today. 

I minded him in the den until lunchtime. 

Then we had very crunchy fat toasts. 

With peanut butter and honey too. That is good toasts. 

Then I had another nice nap. On my own duvet. On the big comfy bed. Ha. 

But then I went to the den so Craig would have some company. 

The rug in the den is very comfy too.

Zita was not very late today.

We did not go for our before dinnertime walk.

Because we had to get everything ready for Miss Tarryn.

Because it is Miss Tarryn’s Sing Happy Birthday day today. Ha. 

She is going to have a tasty own made special dinner here tonight. Ha. 

Maybe we will sing the happy birthday song. 

With an all on fire cake. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Eight

Zita and I went for a nice early in the morning walk today.  

Before the black go fast car took her to her way too busy office.

But Craig and I did not have a sleep in today.

We had a two toasts breakfast instead. With lots of jam. Ha. That is a good breakfast.

Then my friend Niamh went to her nice university. 

She said it would be nice if I could go with her. 

Then I could have tasty donuts for lunch too. At Mister Horton’s full of lots of donuts store. 

It is even inside the beautiful library. Ha. That is a good library.

But I have to mind the house. And Craig too. It is my job. Oh well. Too bad for them.

So I minded Craig. In the den when he was looking for interesting stories for our nice Queen.

Then I had a nap on my comfy Scotsman’s bed. In the kitchen. Before we had our lunch.

But it was a sad lunchtime.

Because last night Zita and Niamh’s friend Miss Megan’s very very old Mister Astro went all the way to Heaven.

That is sad. He was Miss Megan’s very best friend for a very long time. Oh dear. 

I did not know him so much. Mister Saint Newton did not tell me he had to go to Heaven.

Miss Megan will be very sad. And Mister Liam and Mister Duncan will be very sad too. Oh dear.

It is not very nice to be sad. 

Mister Astro would not want them to be way too sad. Just a little bit sad. For just a little while. 

Dogs just want their families to be just all happy. All the time. That is our best job. It is known.

Niamh came home to our house with Miss Tarryn to have a very late lunchtime. 

They made cheesie croissants. I helped them.

So I had some too. Ha.

Zita did not come home until late today.

Because she had to go to her tired and smelly store.

Before our dinnertime. Oh well.

Then we went for our before dinnertime walk and it was nearly not very dark outside. Ha.

And Niamh cooked outside hamburgers for our tasty dinner. 

Because it is not so cold outside today.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Seven

We only had a little sleep in today.

Then Zita went to the make you tired and sore store.

When she was all back home we went for a not so long walk.

Because it is just too windy cold for long walks.

It is a wear your ear warm hats day. 

We had giant tasty all warmed up croissants for our altogether lunch. 

With all the way from Wales cheese.

But not with my friend Emmet. 

Because he was all busy helping one of his students. 

Because university time is nearly over. Oh dear. 

So everybody is very busy being late. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Zita took Niamh to her beautiful clothes store. 

And then she got us some brand new peanut butter. Ha. That is good. 

Peanut butter is my favourite. And green beans. And tasty chicken too. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. Lots of times. After our lunchtime.

Then I had a nice nap.

Because we had a nice quiet day today. That is good. 

Zita changed her very beautiful as can be coat. With her only a bit noisy machine. 

I do not know why. Nobody told me. Oh well.

We went for a long before dinnertime walk. 

But we had to hide from the cold as can be wind.

Or we would be frozen dead. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

So we came home to our warm comfy house instead. Good for us.

Maybe we will watch something new tonight. On the television.

Last night the nice detective program was all finished. 

And all the very nasty people were caught. Ha. That is good. 

We had chips too. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Six

We had a little sleep in today.

But then I was way busy.

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant. 

Because it is not just ice everywhere today. Ha. That is good.

Taking my friend Craig to his old friends breakfast is my very best job. Good for us.

Then we left Craig right there. At the very big door. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita and I found Professor Jill and the little dog. 

So we took the little dog to Professor Jill’s house. So he could have a rest. 

Because he is a very little dog. Too bad for him. 

My friend Jamie was not little. He was just very furry. Oh well.

Then we had an altogether long walk. All over.

But the busy street was full of people. Everywhere.

Because tomorrow is the when everybody thinks they are Irish day parade. 

They are not Irish. 

They do not have the little only for Irish people book. With your own picture in it. 

My friends Zita and Emmet and Niamh have them. But not Craig.

Because he is just a pretend Scotsman. Ha. They do not have parades. 

Maybe because of the way too loud bagpipes. And the swords. And the no pants. Maybe.

After our lunchtime Zita went to the way too much of everything store. 

To get lots of tasty food for us. 

Maybe even some crunchy chips. For watching the from far away detectives. Maybe.

Mister Tom came to visit us. I barked at him. But he came in anyway. That is good. 

He had a present for Niamh. It was not a secret present. It was a keep you warm top. Ha. 

That was nice. 

When Zita came home the black go fast car was full up with the tasty food. 

Even the giant bags of chips. Ha.

Then we went for our before dinnertime nice walk. And it was still all bright outside. 

Because of the new time. That is good. 

Zita had to wash my feet in the bathtub. When we came home. 

Because it is just very messy outside. Still. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

I heard an animal last night. And I scared it all away. I was very fierce. 

But I woke everybody up. When they were all fast asleep. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Five

Zita and I were up very early this morning.

So Zita could drive Niamh to her work in the still dark outside. 

When she was back home we went for our early in the morning walk. 

It is an everything is melting day today. So I was a soggy dog when we got home. Oh well.

So I had a nice nap on my comfy duvet when Zita had a squeaky clean shower.

Then I minded Craig. We had a little sleep in after the go fast car took Zita downtown. 

To the way too busy office.

I had a very quiet nice day today. That is good.

Sometimes quiet days are good days for lots of toasts and naps. It is known. 

We had round toasts with jam this morning. And played catch the ball lots of times.

Because it is a not cold outside day. 

In my side yard the all over everywhere ice is melting. 

But it is still way slippy. The go fast chair was nearly caught by the slippy ice. 

But then it was not. That is good.

We had extra special toasts this afternoon. Thin bread. 

But when Craig put it in the toasting machine it came out a toasty balloon. Ha. That is silly bread. 

I minded Craig all afternoon. In the den. While he read his stories for our nice Queen.

The rug in the den is very comfy. Good for me.

Craig even had to wake me all up. So I could have my first dinner. Oh dear.

When Zita came home Craig and Zita went to the nice man’s little restaurant. 

On the busy street. For a tasty dinner. 

I minded the house. All by myself. I got a peanut butter treat.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Four

Zita and I went for our before breakfast walk today. 

But only a short walk. 

Because I did not want to walk in the even more too much snow.

Today there was even more too much snow everywhere. Oh dear.

Even last night when we had our lovely dinner it was snowing. Oh dear. That is not right.

Then Mister Kieran took lots of it all away. 

Because he came to our altogether dinnertime. 

And today he came to visit me. Before lunchtime.

And took even more snow away. That is good.

Because there is still way too much snow.

Mister Kieran is going to have his extra teeth taken away. He told me. Oh dear.

Just like my friend Emmet. Oh dear. 

I would not like that so much. 

Zita went to the rascal ladies way too busy office early today.

Because it is way too busy there. 

Because of the giant too soon meeting. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

And Craig did not have even a little sleep in. So I had one instead. Ha.

Then we had two toasts. With peanut butter and honey too. Ha. Good for us.

We played catch the ball after our tasty toasts. It just a bit cold outside today.

Niamh went to her nice university today. But her pants were just all full of holes. Oh dear.

She is going to be a Niamhsicle. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

After Mister Kieran went to work at his delicious restaurant I had a nice nap.

Because then I did not have to mind him by watching him out my watching window. Ha. Good for me.

Craig did not have his lunchtime until late. 

Because he forgot.

Because he was too busy reading stories for our nice Queen.

Then he had some more used pizzas. I had the very crunchy bits. Good for us. 

Then I had another watch out the watching window nap. On the comfy living room rug. 

Zita and Niamh came home at the same time. 

We can have an altogether dinner dinner tonight. That is good.

Zita and I had our before dinner before it was dark outside. Ha. Good for us.

There was a smelly skunk outside our house last night. I was inside. Ha. 

That is why you only go for nice walks when the smelly skunks are not all wide awake. It is known.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Three

Zita and I went for our good morning everybody walk early today.

Because Zita has another special meeting today. On do not go to work Wednesday. Again.

And Craig did not have even a little sleep in. I did. Ha.

He got all dressed as soon as Zita went to her another meeting. 

I just stayed on my warm comfy duvet. 

And I was fast asleep until Craig made the tasty toasts. Good for me. 

Before Niamh went to her nice university she gave me some of her breakfast toasts. 

When I was on my duvet.

I did not even have to be all wide awake. Ha. That is a good treat.

I had a very quiet day today. Good for me. 

Because I had to mind everybody last night. After our just delicious pizzas party. 

Craig and a squeaky clean bath and then he and Zita went to fast asleep.

But I stayed up until late minding all the ladies. And Mister Kieran too. Ha. 

They were just laughing all the time. That is a good party. It is known.

Before dinnertime Mister Kieran came to move even more too much snow. That is good. 

Because I cannot even see the go fast car in our driveway.

Because of the way too much snow. That is not all right.

Craig and I had used pizza for our lunchtime.

And the save us save us machine went on. Ha. 

Craig is not a very good cook. 

I had some way too toasty very crunchy bits anyway. 

When Zita came back home it was snowing again. Oh dear.

My friend Mister Kieran had a tasty dinner with us. 

When he was finished taking away lots of the too much snow.

We did not go for our before dinnertime walk.

 Because of the brand new way too much snow.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Two

Craig had a little sleep in today.

But I had a big sleep in. All by myself. On the big comfy bed.

And I did not get up until it was the next coffee with tasty toasts time. Ha.

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. But is was a bit too windy cold today. Oh well. 

Then Zita went to the way too busy rascal ladies office and Niamh went to her nice university.

Craig and I had all warmed up in the oven croissants for our lunch today. 

But only with butter. We did not have any jam today. Too bad for me.

We played catch the ball. But not so much.

Because it is a bit too cold. Oh well.

Men came in their big truck and took the fence all away from our beautiful pond. That is good. 

And the giant digging machine is gone to the other end of my pond. 

I do not know why. Nobody told me. Oh well.

My friend Mister Kieran came to have some coffees with Craig. 

Then he moved lots more of the still on the patio snow. That is good.

Then Niamh and Miss Tarryn and Miss Rima came home from their nice university.

And now we are having special very delicious pizzas. 

They are made by artists. Not Mister Tony. Oh dear. I will not tell anybody.

And then Mister Kieran came back so he could have the special pizzas with us. That is good.

So we are having a pizza dinner party.

And I am the very best party dog. Zita told me.

Maybe I will get pizza bits. Maybe.

Tonight Emmet is listening to a silly man at his far away university. 

Telling stories all about way old Ireland. And Emmet’s way old stories. 

And he is all wrong. Oh dear. 

But my friend Emmet is very polite and did not hit him in the nose. 

Not even one time. That is good.

And then he talked about Emmet’s dangerous relatives. 

And he was wrong again. Oh dear. 

The man should not talk about anything. 

He should just stay at his own house. And have nice naps. 

Then nobody would know he is just always wrong. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty One

We did not have a cheese party last night.

We had a nice tasty dinner party for just us and Kathy and Richard instead. Oh well.

So everybody laughed at lot. And they stayed up past my own bedtime. Ha.

But I minded everything all by myself anyway. 

Right beside everybody. In the dining room.

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. But it is still too slippy outside. But not way too cold. Just cold. 

So the black go fast car took Zita to her way too busy office.

Then Miss Tamina and her friend came to make our house all spic and span. With noisy machines.

And Niamh went to her nice university to write more stories. 

I minded Craig in the den. We closed the door. Then it is not so noisy. 

Mister Jack came to our house. Before lunchtime.

He is going to take away all the way too much snow from our beautiful patio. 

And put it near our other street. So it will melt away there. Not here. That is good. 

Craig gave him some real money too. That is good.

When Miss Tamina went home Craig and I had two peanut butter toasts. With honey. That is our favourite. Ha. 

Then Niamh came home from her university. And Miss Tarryn too. 

Because they were all finished up at their classes today. Ha.

So we had  an altogether dinner tonight. With hot dogs. 

And they are not even dogs at all. They are just all wrapped up sausages. That is a silly name.

Then Zita had another too long meeting. On the telephone. Oh dear. 

Rascals have way too many meetings.

And Niamh went to see a movie all about a lady who can fly. And she does not have an aeroplane. Just her.

She went with Miss Tarryn.

When Zita’s meeting is all over maybe we will watch the from way far away detective. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty

We had a sleep in Sunday today.

Because it is not the same time as yesterday. I do not know why. 

Craig says it is the rule. That is a silly rule. 

Zita and I did not go for a good morning walk today.

Because there is even more too much snow. Again. 

And it is all windy too. 

So we stayed in our warm house and just looked out the watching window.

Then we had new croissants for our lunch with my friend Emmet. He is still in far away Antigonish.

He is all finished his giant important story. That is good. 

But he is not finished his teaching everybody all about way old Wales. 

After lunchtime Zita drove Niamh downtown to her beautiful clothes store.

When she came home we went for our afternoon walk. In the too much snow.

I was a soggy dog when we came home. I had to sit on a comfy towel. In the kitchen.

Until I was as dry as could be.

Then Zita had to write even more stories for the rascal ladies. At our dining room table.

And on sleep in Sunday. That is not right. 

So I minded her. Right under the table. 

The rascal ladies have too many all the time meetings. It is known.

Today is bagpipe music day. Oh dear.

But we did not play any bagpipe music at all. 

Because Kathy and Richard are going to have a tasty dinner with us.  

And you cannot play bagpipe music when you have a nice dinner with friends. Ha.

Or maybe they will not come back. Ha. 

Niamh is working until late tonight. So she cannot have the tasty dinner with us. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Nineteen

I took my friend Zita for a very long walk this morning.

Because it is an all beautiful day outside today. And it is only a bit cold. Ha.

But the streets are very messy. So I have to wash my feet when I get home. 

Then Craig and Zita went to Craig’s old friends breakfast restaurant. But I could not go with them.

Because Zita asked me to mind Niamh. That is a good job. Ha.

But Niamh told me her tummy was all better and she went to the beautiful stretching clothes store. Oh dear. 

I did not think that was all right. But she did not understand me. Too bad for her. 

Then Zita went to the make you all smelly and tired store. I stayed here to mind our own house.

When Craig came home he brought Zita too. Ha. 

Zita found him still at the old friends breakfast restaurant. Ha. 

But the go fast chair was all dirty. 

Because of the very messy streets. Just like my feet. That is silly.

Then Zita went out for a different important meeting. 

So I stayed here to guard the house. And Craig too. 

He is just reading a book. Now he is a lady spy. 

But she does not have any brave dogs to help her. Oh well. That is not a so very interesting book. 

Zita did not go to Kathy’s last night. 

Because of Niamh’s too sick tummy. 

So Kathy and Richard are going to come to our house for a delicious dinner. Tomorrow. Not today.

Maybe we will have lots of before dinner cheese treats. Ha. 

Because all the Mahoneys like tasty smelly cheese. It is known.

Zita took a new book full of very old pictures of our own city to Craig’s mother this afternoon. 

Because she is very old too. Ha.

When Zita was home we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

But it was not a long walk. 

Because it is very messy outside. I do not like the too messy outsides. 

Then Zita went to the get your tasty food here store. 

Maybe we will have crunchy chips tonight. 

When we watch the detectives. On the television.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Eighteen

Last night I went on a special long walk. 

I took Niamh and Miss Danaka up to the busy street. 

To catch Miss Taryn. And bring her back to my house. Ha. Good for me.

Then we came home so I could mind Craig.

Because Niamh and her friends were going to have lots of pizza at another friends little apartment.

And Zita went to Kathy’s house to drink lots of tea. 

So I minded Craig in the den. He only watched a bit of the hockey game. 

Then everybody came home and went to bed. Me too.

This morning Zita and I found Professor Jill and the little dog.

When we went on our good morning walk. That was nice.

Then Zita and Niamh went downtown to their own work. And I had a little sleep in. Ha.

And Craig did not even make the toasts until I was all fast awake.

So we could have together toasts. Ha. Good for me. 

But then Zita and Niamh came home.

Because Niamh had a too sick tummy. At her work. 

Zita brought her home in the black go fast car. 

So could take her special just for her sick tummy medicine. 

And then she got in her own big comfy bed. 

You have to be nice and quiet when you have a sick tummy. It is known.

And then Mister Pierre came too. So he could look at the not all finished new bathroom.

Everybody at the same time. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

The noisy machines are still too noisy. In my pond.

Too bad for us. 

The present man brought Craig a brand new book. 

All about the nice detective who lives in the city with no busy streets. 

It only has full of water canals. And boats. And giant churches too. And very tasty restaurants. Ha. 

Today is the remember all the ladies in the whole world day. And be nice to them. All the time.

That is a good day. I am a lady too. Good for me. 

But it is not a secret present day for us though. Oh well. 

I was a very quiet dog all afternoon. 

Because my friend Niamh was as fast asleep as can be. Good for me. 

We had Craig’s new favourite sandwiches for our lunch today. We had two. Ha. 

Peanut butter and lots of honey sandwiches. Honey from real bees. 

We have lots of buzz all around bees in our garden. But only in the summer. Not now. 

The mailman came and I did not even bark a bit. 

Because my friend Niamh was fast asleep. Ha. Good for me. 

When she was all nearly awake Zita made her a toast. 

Because you can only eat a toast when you have a special sick tummy. It is the rule. 

I am going to mind everybody here tonight.

Because after our dinnertime Zita is going to Kathy’s for a just for lovely ladies party.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Seventeen

Craig had a nice sleep in today. 

I did not.

Because I kept Zita company. 

After our good morning walk she had to write lots of stories for the rascal ladies office.

I minded her. All by myself. I was a big help. 

Craig was just listening to his book all about my friend Emmet’s way old Gods. 

Just the in Ireland Gods. Not all the other ones.

When Craig was all dressed we had altogether toasts. And looked out my watching window.

The giant diggers are still making holes in my pond. They are very noisy.

Zita says they are fixing the pond so there are no more nasty cover all the water weeds. That is good.

A sign told her. I could not read the sign. Too bad for me.

Then Zita wrote more stories for the rascal ladies. I minded her. 

Craig went in the den to find interesting stories for our nice Queen.

I minded Zita on the comfy rug.

Last night Craig sent Emmet pictures of pages in one of Emmet’s not so very big books.

He needed them for his giant important story. 

Because it is nearly all finished. Ha. 

Today is my cousin Mati’s Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. That is a good day. 

Mister Mati is my very big cousin. 

Mister Garry is going to sing the happy birthday song to him. For me. Ha. 

And today is the everybody should read lots of interesting books day. 

We have lots and lots of books in our house. Everywhere. Ha. 

Some of them have pictures of nice dogs. And even castles too. 

And my friend Emmet’s very little apartment is full up to the top with his very big and interesting books.

I do not have any books. I cannot read so well. 

That is why I cannot go to the nice university. And eat donuts. Too bad for them.

My friend Craig always reads me his books.  

When they have fierce brave dogs like me helping everybody. 

Sometimes even knights with swords and very big horses. Ha.

Those are good books. It is known.

I helped Niamh make her delicious lunch. I got some cheese too. Ha.

Then Miss Danaka came to visit Niamh. She works at the stretching clothes store too.

When Zita comes home tonight we will have an altogether dinner. Ha. That is good.

Maybe we will watch a new detective tonight. 

We have brand new chips. I saw them. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Sixteen

When Zita got home last night I took her right away to our pond.

To show her the giant digging machine. And the big hole.

It is a very scary and noisy machine. We were very brave. Ha. 

But it was fast asleep when we visited it. That is good.

Then we went all around the park but there were no more machines. Good for us.

We did not watch any detectives last night. Only the hockey game. Oh well.

Because Zita had even more very important meetings. On the telephone. Oh dear.

She was all finished when Niamh came home. That is good. 

Then I had to guard the house. Right away.

Because there was a giant raccoon or maybe a smelly skunk on my own front steps. Oh dear.

I ran as fast as could be to my watching window. But they ran away. Ha. Good for me.

But everybody could see their footsteps in the snow. On my patio. That is not all right. 

Nasty animals should not be beside my house. 

Then everybody went to bed.

Because we were all tired out. 

This morning Zita had to go to the rascal ladies office. 

And it is her do not go to work today day. Again.

Because of all the new people. Oh dear.

The black go fast car took her. 

And Niamh did not go to her nice university today.

Because her head is too full of all her stories. 

So she is going to have a no reading stories day today.

I kept her company. So she did not just forget and read something. Ha. Good for me.

The giant digging machine was still digging holes in our own pond. All day. Oh dear. 

With another big noisy machine. Now there are two noisy machines in my park. 

And there is a little mountain of stones. In my own park. On my corner. 

I do not like that very much.

Craig was busy today. Reading stories for our nice Queen. 

And sending papers to my friend Emmet in his far away university. 

They were important for our government papers. Ha. 

Mister Barnaby is at his own house today. 

With his brand new big sisters. Miss Gracie and Miss Maisie. Ha. That is nice.

We did not play catch the ball game so many times this morning.

It is still a too cold outside day today. That is not all right.

We had a toasty lunchtime treat. With honey. Ha. 

Maybe we will have an altogether dinner tonight.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Fifteen

Everybody was up early today. Except Craig.

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. But it is not even a bit warm today. Oh dear.

Then Miss Taryn and Niamh went to their very early in the morning class. At the nice university.

And Zita found the does not get so lost smelly bus. So the black go fast car did not have to take her downtown today.

Then when Craig and I were having our toasts men came to my corner. With big trucks too.

And then they made a fence all around my pond park. Everywhere. Oh dear.

And then a move the snow away machine went right into the pond. I do not know why.

Even Craig does not know why. Oh dear.

The machine made big snow mountains. 

And then there were more big trucks in the park. And lots of men.  Oh dear.

Now nice dogs cannot go for run all over walks with their friends in the park. 

Because of the dangerous machines. And the fence. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

I barked and barked at them. 

Then I had to go and sit in the kitchen. 

Because I was a too much barking dog. Oh well. 

Craig does not know that guarding my house is my very best job. Too bad for him.

Then a giant digger machine came too. On a giant truck. Oh dear. 

And I had to go in the kitchen again. Oh dear.

And then the giant digging machine dug a big hole in my pond. Right at my own corner. Oh dear.

But maybe my friends the ducks will fall in to it. When they come to visit us.

Because they do not know there is a brand new hole in the pond. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Today is the everybody can eat pancakes all day. 

Even for their delicious dinners. Ha. That is a good day. 

But tonight is not a everybody altogether dinner. 

Because it is Niamh’s stay until late night at her nice university. Oh well.

Maybe we will watch a brand new detective tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Fourteen

We did not watch any detectives last night.

Because Zita had even more on the telephone rascal ladies meetings. Until late.

And Craig had to have a squeaky clean bath. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

We did not have any chips either. Oh well. 

I got in trouble last night. When Niamh came home. I was chewing on my own bed. Oh dear. 

Then everybody told me that was not all right. Oh dear.

Then I was very sad. It not not so nice to be sad.

I told everybody that I was sorry. Oh dear. 

And in a little while they said I was still the very best dog ever. That is good.

I do not like being in trouble. Or sad. 

Zita and I went for a very long good morning to everybody walk today. It is not so cold today. That is good.

Far away Antigonish is full up with snow today. So Mister Saint Francis’s university is closed all up.

Now Emmet can have his own sleep in. Ha.

Zita found the smelly bus today. To go to the rascal ladies office. 

And Niamh went to her nice university early. 

Because she is still writing her every big all about far away laws story. 

I had a little sleep in today. After Zita went way downtown. 

I got up when Craig made his next too much coffee.

Then we made brand new jam soft toasts. 

My far away friends Miss Gracie and Miss Maisie have a brand new little brother. It is Mister Barnaby.

Someday he will be a big brother. But not now. 

Miss Gracie and Miss Maisie are nice Bouvier dogs. Just like me.  

But little Mister Barnaby is an Air dog. Ha. 

He is going to live their very far away house. Where they have all the giant mountains.

Now they will not be so sad that Mister Elliott went all the way to Heaven. That is good. 

He was an Air dog too. Ha.

My friend Emmet is our big brother. Ha. He is a very good big brother. It is known.

Craig and I played catch the ball after our lunchtime. 

There was more too much snow last night. But not very much. 

So we still could play the catch the ball game. Good for us. 

Zita found the smelly bus that knows where our other street is. 

So it will not get lost. That is good. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight.

Because Niamh is still writing her very big story. For her favourite class. Oh well. 

And maybe watch the nice detective again.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirteen

Zita and I had a little sleep in today.

But then I wanted to be all awake so Zita helped me look out my watching window. That was nice.

Then when Craig and Niamh were all dressed we had toasty bagels for our lunchtime with Emmet.

Right on the dining room table. 

He is nearly all finished his important story. 

And our cousins Ciara and Orlaith are helping him. 

They are finding all about two very old books in their own universities. 

In Galway and Maynouth. In way far away Ireland That is nice.

Even Mister Florian is helping too. At his way way old university. In way far away Spain. Ha.

Very old books are hard to find. 

Because they got lost a long long time ago. So there are not so many anymore. Oh dear. 

It is good to have friends in way far away places. It is known.

Then Niamh went to her downtown stretching clothes store. 

And Zita had to go to another rascal ladies meeting. 

On a sleep in Sunday. Oh dear. That is not right.

But she not have to stay until my bedtime today. That is good.

Mister Jack is chopping up all the way too much ice on our driveway. 

So the go fast chair is not just all caught by the too slippy ice.

Craig is finished being a Viking. He did not die. Just some of his friends did. Oh dear.

He should only read nice books. Books about big brave dogs who make everybody happy.

Now he is a lawyer. In long long ago England. He has a nice horse. 

But he does not have a dog. Too bad for him.

So I had a nice big nap. On my comfy duvet. On the big bed.

When Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk.

But we did not go for a long walk because I did not walk to walk around so much tonight.

So we came home and Zita went to get us lots of delicious food. 

So my family will not just starve away. That is good. 

Niamh is going to her friend’s beautiful paintings show tonight. Downtown. 

So we will not have our altogether dinner tonight. Too bad for us. 

Maybe we will watch the nice detective tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Twelve

We had a little sleep in today. But not a very big sleep in.

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today.

Because of the catch the go fast chair slippy driveway and the full of ice sidewalks. That is not right.

Zita went to her make your hair beautiful store. 

So she took Niamh to the lots and lots of beautiful clothes store too.

I stayed here to help Craig eat the round toasts. Ha. I am a big help with the toasts.

This morning Zita called her parents on the telephone. In way far away Dublin. 

But they were not at home. Maybe they went swimming in the dangerous ocean. 

At the place where they have the too many feet. 

Zita’s father always goes swimming in the way too cold ocean. I do not know why. 

Oceans are full of giant whales. Maybe they will squish him just all flat. Oh dear. 

You should only go swimming in a nice full of hot water bathtub. 

With beautiful smelly soap. And toasty warm fluffy towels. It is known.

Niamh got home very late last night. And got up early this morning. Too bad for her.

When Zita came home we went for our lovely walk with Professor Jill and the little dog.

But the little dog had to go home early. Because it is too little. Ha.

I am not even a bit little. That is good.

It is not too cold outside. But we still have to walk in the road. With the cars. 

Because of the way too much ice on the sidewalks. Too bad for us.

And I had to get in the bathtub so my feet were squeaky clean and not full of nasty salt. 

Then Zita had to go to another rascal ladies meeting after lunchtime today. 

Even on a do not go to work Saturday. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

There are too many meetings. It is known.

The nice Queen does not ask Craig to go to so many interesting meetings. That is good. 

We watched the nice detective from way far away last night. But not a lot. 

Because we were all too tired. Oh well.

Maybe we will watch him again tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Eleven

We did not have a sleep in today. Not even Craig.

Because it was a very busy in the morning day.

Niamh went to the for lots of stretching clothes store very early. Before Zita and I were all awake.

So I took Zita for a nice good morning everybody walk. In the middle of the street.

Then Zita went to the rascal ladies office early too.

Because of another important meeting. Oh dear.

I went back to sleep on the big comfy bed. 

And Craig waited to make our toasts until his another too much coffee. When I was all fast awake. 

He did not have the toasts all by himself. 

Because we are friends. Ha. 

Then we played catch the ball. But carefully. Oh well.

Today is Mister Saint David’s day. He is the friend of all the dragons who live in way far away Wales.

My friend Emmet is going to Wales. In the summer time. 

So everybody can hear his very interesting stories all about way way old Irish kings. 

Craig is a David. And so is Emmet. They are not dragons. It is just their another name. 

And they are not from way far away. They are from just here. Like me. Ha. That is good. 

Zita is from way far away. Just her. And all the from far away cousins too. 

I had an early lunch today.

Because I had a too very early breakfast. 

So I told Craig I had to have an early lunchtime. Or maybe I would starve all away. Ha. Good for me.

Last night my friend Niamh came home when I was just a bit asleep. 

And she came in the front door.

Because of the too slippy side yard.

But I did not know. So I jumped right off the bed and was a very very fierce guarding dog.

I did not know it was my friend Niamh.

Then I knew and I was a bit embarrassed. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Zita came home early today. 

Because of the way too early in the morning meeting.

So we had a nice in the daylight walk. We found Professor Jill and the little dog too. That is good.

When we got home I had to get into the bathtub. To wash all the nasty salt off my feet. Oh well.

Then Niamh came home too.

So we had a nice altogether dinner tonight. Ha. That is a good dinnertime. 

We watched the angry detective until it was all over last night.

Maybe we will watch new from way far away England tonight. Maybe.