Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Forty Two

It was sleep in Sunday.  

But Zita and I got up very early today.

So we could have a nice long walk when there was nobody anywhere. 

It was not so very cold today.

When we got home we had our breakfast together.

Then Craig and Niamh were all awake too. 

So Craig made Zita her fluffy coffees. 

She was busy answering people’s questions from another important meeting. 

So Craig and I had cookies for our together breakfast. 

Then Craig and Zita and I looked out my watching window. 

There were lots of people in our empty pond park. 

Craig said there were too many people there. Maybe they will just get sick. Oh dear me. 

Niamh was very busy today with her brand new computer. 

And looking at her very interesting classes. On the very big television.

I did not have a nice together lunchtime with Craig today.

Because Zita made everybody Scotsman’s porridge. I do not like to eat the porridge. Oh well.

But I got very tasty turkeys on my lunch. That was good.

Then Zita was very busy with the big computer so I just minded her. 

On the comfy rug in the living room. Ha. 

I looked out the window and everything was melting outside. Ha. 

That is a good idea.

Then Zita went to the basement to get lots of our beautiful flowers all ready to go outside. 

When all the too much snow has gone all away. 

And when she all done we went on our next walk in the beautiful sunshine. 

But it was not a too long walk because Zita had to move even more snow. Before it got cold again. 

I minded the side yard while Zita moved more of the too much snow away. 

So now everybody can see our lovely house. 

When I came back inside I was a bit too soggy. 

So I stayed in the kitchen on my own towels. They are very comfy towels. Ha.

Miss Sash and the white Jeep came to find Niamh and go for an adventure. 

They are going to walk right on top of the snow. 

With the big fat special snow walking shoes that she got from doctor Susan.

The Jeep took them to the giant not so far away park. Ha.

Then it brought Niamh back home for our tasty dinner. 

We are have the very best from just around here sausages for our dinner tonight. Sausages are my favourite.

Then we will watch the lady and man who are not such very good detectives. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Forty One

When I got up this morning it was snowing again. 

Maybe because today is the special day for all the Polar Bears everywhere. 

Polar Bears love the way too much snow. 

Because that is where they find the very tasty fat seals and walruses. 

Right there in the snow. Ha. Too bad for them. 

But Polar Bears do not come to visit us.

Because we do not have any seals at all. That is good.

Polar Bears are very very big and dangerous. 

I think that it is good that they do not come to visit us. 

So when I looked out the window there were not any Polar Bears outside our house this morning. 

There was just windy snow all over everywhere. Oh dear.

So we did not go for a good morning walk. We decided to go later. When the too much snow stopped.

So Zita took Niamh downtown to her very nice job.

When she got home Craig was having his coffee with his old friends. On his new flat computer.

He had a muffin too. So I helped him eat it. Ha.

Then I minded Zita.

She talked to her mother and father in way far away Ireland. 

There was not even a little bit of windy snow there. Only very beautiful flowers. 

Then it was time for Zita to find all the important pieces of paper for the government.

So we can give them money and then they can find tasty seals for our Polar Bears. That is a good idea. 

Craig and I had a peanut butter and cheese sandwich. 

But it was only pretend cheese. 

Not lovely tasty smelly cheese from Mister Nicastro’s smelly cheese store. Oh well.

We did not have any honey today.

Because Craig ate it all. Too bad for us. 

When I looked out my watching window there no Polar Bears. Just lots and lots of little children right on the hill. 

Sliding right into the empty pond. 

I watched them for a little while. 

Miss Ashley bought a new house. Not even far away. It is right beside Emmet and Niamh’s school. 

But she does not live in it yet.

Because they still live in far away Toronto. But now they are going to live here. Ha.

So doctor Susan is very happy. 

So Zita and doctor Susan and I went to see it for our lunchtime walk. 

But my green rubber boots are all worn out. So my feet get welt and cold. Oh dear me.

The present man is going to bring me brand new rubber boots. But not until a few days. Oh dear.

When I got home I was as soggy as could be.

Because when we went to Miss Ashley’s new house I jumped all over the very deep snow in her backyard.

Then I was just covered in stick all over you snow. Oh well.

So I had to stay in the kitchen until I was all dry. 

Craig stayed there too.

So I would have company. That is because we are old friends too. 

But I do not drink coffee. Ha. 

When I was as dry as could be I went and minded Zita. 

But only from my watching window.

She was outside moving all the brand new too much snow.

I cannot be such a big help when we move all the snow.

Because mostly I just get in the way. 

Or I try to catch the snow when Zita throws it away. Too bad for me. 

And all the snow almost ate the silver little car. Oh dear me. That is not so nice.

Then Zita went to downtown to find Niamh. And bring her back to our house. 

And when she came home she had a flat computer too. Just Craig’s. 

Because her old computer was way old. 

She got it when she was in her dance a lot school. Oh dear. That was a long time ago. 

So now she has a flat computer. But she has to get another part. So she can type right on the cover. 

I do not know how she will do that. Nobody told me.

For our together dinner tonight we are going to have pasta.

With Zita’s own made delicious sauce right on top. Ha. That is a good dinner.

Because we always put the tasty for pastas cheese on top too. That is my favourite cheese. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Forty

Not even one of us had a nice sleep in today. Oh well.

Zita and the go fast car took Niamh into her early in the morning work.

I stayed in the big bedroom so I could mind Craig.

But when Zita was back home Craig got up too. Oh well.

It was very cold this morning. So we did not go for a good morning walk.

But the lady said that this afternoon it will not be cold at all. Ha. That is good.

Craig and I had a tasty all warm cinnamon bun.

Then I went to help Zita in our rascal ladies office. 

I did not look out my watching window so much this morning.

Because we are very busy.

At lunchtime I got turkeys on my food.

Craig always gives me turkeys on my food. So it is very tasty. 

And to make our Uncle Bill laugh. 

Craig says maybe they are the turkeys who always hid from him. 

When he got up to catch them very very early in the morning. That is a good idea. 

This afternoon a noisy clean the sidewalks machine broke a little bit of the sidewalk. 

Right in front of my own corner. 

It was very loud.

But I fierce barked at it until it ran away. Ha. Good for me.

But I got in trouble anyway. 

It is hard being the very best minder dog in my house. Too bad for me.

So I had a very nice nap right beside my friend Craig. In the living room. 

I do not get in so much trouble with Craig. Ha. Good for us.

We had a peanut butter and honey sandwich for our late lunch. 

Craig always makes his sandwiches too big. 

So I always have to help him with the last bits. Ha. 

I am always a big help in my house.

Then Zita and Niamh were all back home. They were very busy.

So I just stayed with my friend Craig. And he was just reading his new book. Good for us. 

And when he went in the den I stayed right in the living room.

Because that is where the sunshine makes my favourite warm place. 

It is a good place for nice naps. 

But then it was time for me to take Zita on our before dinner walk. And it was not even all dark outside. Good for us.

I was a bit soggy when we got home so I stayed in the kitchen to help Zita and Niamh make our dinner. 

We are having some delicious chicken for our together dinner tonight. Ha. 

Maybe we will have green beans too. Maybe. 

We watched a new detective last night. It is a lady detective. 

In long time ago England. But she does not have a nice dog. Oh well. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty Nine

Everybody got up early this morning. Even Craig.

And my best friend Niamh too. 

Because she had to go to her early in the morning class on the television. 

Craig made coffees for Zita and his own too. 

And we had one of Emmet’s cinnamon buns. And it was all toasty warm.

Because Craig put it in the oven before we ate it. Ha.

Then I looked out my watching window.

Because it snowed even past my own bedtime. Oh dear me.

So there was more too much snow again. 

And lots of cars were sliding all over. Right on my own corner. Oh dear me.

And lots of people and their dogs too.

So I was very very busy for a while. Then everybody was gone. Ha.

So I went to be Zita’s best helper. That is my best job.

Zita and I went for a very lovely lunchtime walk today. 

Because it was not snowing at all so the sky was as blue as could be. Ha. 

And the snow was shining all over. Ha. So we had a very good walk. 

And I was only a bit soggy when we got back home.

Then Zita and the black car took Niamh to her work. 

Craig did not read his books so much today.

Because his favourite game on the big computer is brand new again. Ha.

So all afternoon he was a Punic with lots and lots of very fierce elephants. And fast horses too. 

And he beat everybody. So he won. 

Elephants are my favourite. And the very fierce musk ox too. Ha.

We saw the moon this afternoon. Right out my own window. 

So we went for our before dinner walk right away.

So we could see it even more. Ha. That was a good idea.

And we found professor Jill too. 

So I showed her the moon. Right up in the sky. Ha. 

But we did not stay out for a long time.

Because it got cold outside again.

So we came in so we could make dinner.

We are having green beans for our dinner. Ha. That is a good dinner.

Niamh cannot have dinner with us tonight. 

Because she is working until after dinnertime. Oh dear me.

We will watch a brand new detective program tonight. A not so scary one this time. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty Eight

We had a busy day. Even me too. 

And it was not even our go to work day. Oh dear me.

Zita was up early to see her nice doctor. 

And just as she got home Miss Sash’s Jeep was here to take her to her work. 

And then Craig was awake too. And it was not even late. Ha.

But Craig did not make our toasts today. Zita made the toasts and Craig made the too much coffees.

So they were all ready at the same time. Ha. 

So Craig and Zita and I had our together breakfast. Right in front of the watching window.

Then Kathy called. Right from inside the quiet as can be car. They talked for a long time. 

Because Kathy was driving back from seeing her mother in far away. 

Then Zita went to Mister IKEA’s store. To get some brand new knives and forks. 

Because lots of ours are a bit all lost. And very very old too. Oh dear me.

And she got a big box of the very tasty cinnamon buns. Ha.

They are Emmet’s favourite. But he is not here. So Craig and I will eat them for him. 

And when Zita came home she brought Niamh with her. 

But Niamh had a bit of nasty headache.

Because the weather outside just changed all of a sudden.

And then is was all snowing and cold again.

When that happens lots of times my friend Niamh gets a nasty headache. Oh dear me.

Today is baby Dylan’s sing happy birthday day. 

It is her very first one. 

And it her mother’s birthday too. The same day. Just like Emmet and Niamh. That is silly. 

We went to her birthday party. Right in the den. On Zita’s computer. 

Because of the do not get sick rules. 

Miss Ashley even sent us a very very little birthday cake. But it was only a little bit on fire. 

Because baby Dylan is not very old. 

And we could see everybody from all over everywhere. Even in way far away Switzerland. Ha.

But nobody wanted to hear me help sing the happy birthday song. That is not so very nice. 

So Craig and I went into the living room so we could sing the song all by ourselves. Ha. Too bad for them.

Craig and I are very good together singers. It is known. 

We sang for a long time. Ha. 

Then Craig and I had a little bit of a cinnamon bun instead of the on fire cake. Ha. Good for us.

Today Craig found a picture of way way way old from way far away dogs. 

And they looked just like me. Ha. 

And they had real names too. Ha. 

Very fierce names like, Catch the Enemy and Biter of His Foes and The Loud Barker. Ha. Those are good names. 

Because they had to be very very fierce dogs a long long time ago. 

Because there were dangerous lions all over everywhere. 

Maybe even on the sidewalks. Oh dear me. 

We did not go for our before dinnertime walk tonight.

Because of the too much brand new snow. Oh dear. 

We are too tired of the too much snow. 

We had a very little dinner tonight. Because of Niamh’s headache. 

When you have a headache you do not want to eat lots and lots of of even tasty food. It is known. 

Maybe we will go to bed early tonight.

Because Craig has to have a squeaky clean shower. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty Seven

I got up early with Zita this morning.

So the go fast car could take Niamh to the beautiful clothes store.

And when she was all back home it was time for the rascal ladies work.

But Craig was all awake too. And all dressed. 

Because when he was just awake he thought today was his old friends coffee day. Oh dear.

So he got up very early this morning. Ha.

Inside his head it was Saturday. But it was not. Oh dear too bad for him. 

So he made Zita her fluffy coffees. 

But he was too sleepy to make our toasts. 

So we had two cookies instead. 

Then I went back to our office. Because we are very busy. 

The giant for all the young rascal ladies meeting is not even a bit far away. Oh dear. 

So we are very very busy. Oh dear me. 

Craig had a very tasty peanut butter and honey sandwich for his lunch. 

And I was so busy helping I almost forgot to help him. Oh dear me,

Then Zita and I went for our lunchtime walk.

It was not cold outside but everything was melting today so I was a soggy as could be when I came home.

 But I got turkeys on top of my lunch. Ha. 

Then Zita had to go to the post office again. The giant one. Oh well

This afternoon Zita had to talk to more rascal ladies. So I was as quiet as could be. 

Sometimes I am as quiet as a rock. But not all the times. Oh well. It is hard being a dog. 

Then Zita had to move lots and lots of snow before it got all cold again.

Or everywhere would get all slippy and everybody would fall down and maybe break themselves. Oh dear me. 

Niamh cannot have her delicious dinner with us tonight.

Because it is Miss Anna’s sing happy birthday day today. 

So Niamh and Miss Sash are going to Miss Anna’s and Miss Tarryn’s apartment for their dinner.

Maybe they will have an all on fire cake. Maybe. 

Some people say they are too old for delicious all on fire cakes. 

Maybe they just forget they are dead. Oh well/ Too bad for them. 

We always have those cakes. Then I get to sing the happy birthday song too. I am a very good singer. That is my favourite song. 

So I only have to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime tonight. That is an easy job. 

But we could not have a right away dinner.

Because Zita had another important meeting on her computer right at dinnertime. Oh dear.

I had to be very quiet. So I had a nice nap in the living room. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty Six

It was our go back to work day today.

So only Craig had a sleep in.

I was too busy helping Zita this morning.

So I could not mind him at all. Too bad for him. 

When he was all awake Niamh was awake too. She was  making a full of tasty fruits drink. 

But she has to use the very noisy chop everything up machine. 

To make her good for you morning drink. Oh well. 

Craig made Zita her good morning fluffy coffee but I could not help him eat our toasts today.

Because Zita and I were way too busy with our rascal ladies work. Too bad for him.

Then the oven made the everything is all cooked noise. 

Because it was all finished cooking Niamh’s own made bread. 

It was round as a ball bread.

And I got a very tasty bit. All covered up with butter. And it was still warm. Ha. That was good bread.

And then Niamh put another one in the oven for cooking. 

So we will have two own made breads. Just for us. 

We did not go for a before breakfast walk this morning.

Because it was all over windy snow again. Oh dear me.

And we had too much work to 

At lunchtime Zita had to go to the giant post office building. For our rascal ladies work. 

I stayed here to mind everything. 

When Zita got home she had some of the very brand new tasty bread. I got another bit too. Ha.

Before Zita went back to our work she and Craig had some of the explode you all over delicious dessert. Oh dear me.

And even more too many coffees.  

I stayed on my comfy blanket in our office. So I could mind everything. It is my best job. 

I took Zita for our before dinnertime walk. And it was still snowing outside. Oh well.

We were very excited.

Because I was inside all day. So I got dressed in my very warm clothes. 

But before we went on our walk I helped Zita move lots of the snow away from my side yard. Good for us. 

We did not go for a very far away walk. Just a nice around our own streets walk.

When we came home I was covered all over in snow. Except for where I had my coat on. Ha.

We had a very delicious together dinner tonight. We always have delicious dinners. That is good. 

Then we will watch the detectives from Wales. It is always raining there. And dark.  Oh dear. 

Maybe that is why our dragons live here in my house. 

Where it is not raining at all. That is a good idea.

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty Five

Zita and I did not have such a big sleep in today. I do not know why.

And it is sleep in Sunday. Oh well.

Craig had a long sleep in. And he listened to his interesting book. Right in bed.

Zita talked to all her parents in Dublin. I just kept her company.

Then Zita went skiing. With doctor Susan and Miss Chris. 

But it was not the go very fast down a mountain dangerous skiing.

It was the go slow all in a line skiing. In the field beside Miss Chris’s house. 

It is a very big field. Oh goodness me.

When the go fast car took Zita away Craig got all dressed. And I had a very nice nap.

Right in Craig’s own spot on the big comfy bed. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I had the very last turned over apples for our together breakfast. Ha. 

We ate them all. Just us. Oh dear. 

This morning Niamh made own made bread. Ha. That is a very good idea. 

But it takes a long time before you can eat own made bread. Oh well.

After Craig and I had our breakfast we looked out the watching windows at the too many people.

They were all sliding into our empty pond. Oh well.

Then Niamh went with Miss Lily for an adventure walk to look at our beautiful lake. 

Because it is a beautiful as can be day today. And only a bit cold. Ha. 

But when Zita came home she was nearly all frozen. Even her toes. Oh dear me. 

Because they went slow skiing for a very long time.

 So she had a squeaky clean hot shower.

So she would be all toasty warm again. 

Yesterday Zita made a special delicious dessert. 

But we could not eat it until today. I do not know why. Oh well.

But you cannot eat so very much of this dessert.

Or you will just explode all over everybody else. Oh dear. That would not be so very nice.

Niamh and Miss Tarryn and Miss Lily went to see an old clothes store. I do not know why. Oh well.

Zita and I went for our not so very long before dinner walk. It was not so cold outside. 

Walks are my favourites. But not all the time. 

Sometimes it is better to have a nice nap. When it is just all nasty cold outside. 

We found Professor Jill so she came with us on our walk too. That was nice. 

Then I waited so Zita and Professor Jill could talk. 

I am the very best waiting dog ever. Zita told me. Ha. 

We had a nice altogether dinner tonight. 

Pastas full of lemons. I do not like lemons. Oh well. 

We will only watch a little bit of the detectives tonight.

Because Craig has to have a squeaky clean bath. So he will not be all smelly. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty Four

We went to bed early last night.

Because we were up too early yesterday. Oh dear. 

So we had a very nice long sleep. All of us. Me too.

So we did not have a sleep in this morning.

Because it is our very busy Saturday morning.

Craig had his old friends breakfast coffees on his new flat computer. In the den. 

He had another turned over apple for his breakfast. So I had to help him.

And then I said good morning to all our old friends too.

I stayed with Craig right in the den. So I could mind him quietly. 

You have to be a very quiet dog when people are meeting on their computers. It is the rule. Oh dear.

And today is our make the house spic and span Saturday. Oh well.

We even made our oven as clean as could be. 

But making it clean as could be was very smelly.

So we had to open the windows in the kitchen. 

So we would not get as sick as could be and wake up dead. 

So I stayed in the den with Craig. 

Far away from the noisy clean the floors machine. And the smelly oven. Ha. 

Niamh and Miss Tarryn were busy too. 

After watching a long university class on the fast computer they made pretend pancakes.

Not real pancakes. Just made from bread pancakes. Those are from France pancakes. 

In France they think that these are toasts. 

But they are wrong. They are not tasty toasts. 

And they are not delicious pancakes. They are just pretend pancakes. Oh dear me. 

Then Zita took everybody downtown so Niamh could go to her beautiful clothes store.

Then she went to the a store to find brand new pants for Craig’s mother.

So she will have beautiful clothes too. That is a good idea. 

When Zita came home the smelly oven was nearly clean. That was good. 

But I stayed in the living room. 

So I could look out my watching window. And have a little nap too. 

Zita opened all the windows.

Because of the still very smelly oven. Oh dear me.

But I had a nice nap anyway. 

Zita and I did not go for our before dinnertime walk until nearly our dinnertime.

Because there were way too many people outside. 

And some of them were too close to everybody.

But not us. We waited until they were all gone far away. 

Then we went for our walk. All dressed up. I had my purple boots on today. Ha.

When we came home we made our favourite own made lasagna.

Lasagna has lots and lots of cheeses. Ha. That is a delicious dinner.

So Miss Tarryn came to our house so she could have some and not starve to death. That is good.

But then Niamh and Miss Tarryn were late.

So they took lots of lasagnas and went to Miss Sash’s house. 

To watch sad movies. 

I do not know why they want to watch sad movies. 

They should just watch happy movies.

Movies where everybody has happy dogs. Ha. Those are good movies. 

Then I only had to mind Craig and Zita.

That is always an easy job. Ha. 

Because they are old too. 

Last night we watched detectives from Wales. 

But they did not even have one dragon. Too bad for them.

They should only have police dragons instead of police cars. Ha. That would be a good idea. 

They would be very fast. And they could just eat up nasty people for their dinner. Ha. That is a good idea.

Emmet can tell them this, if the old university in Wales wants to hear even more of his interesting stories. 

My friend Tre’r Ceiri is from Wales and he is a very fierce dragon. Ha. 

He lives in the den. On top of some of Craig’s interesting books. So he can mind them. Ha. 

He used to have a giant castle in way far away Wales. But is was a long long very long time ago.

And now it is all fallen down and does not even have a front door any more.  Oh dear me. 

I would not like to live there. 

Maybe that is why he lives here with all of us.

Because we have a lovely front door. 

With a right beside it window.

So I can see who is coming to my house. Ha. That is a good door.

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty Three

We did not have a sleep in today. 

And Craig only had a little one. Ha. Too bad for him.

Craig and I had a turned over apple for our breakfast. 

But was not even an apple at all. It was a very fat sticky thing. 

Zita found them this morning. In a box. 

When she came back from driving Niamh to her early in the morning downtown work.

It was very tasty. Ha. But it was not a crunchy apple. That is silly.

When Craig had his another coffee he made Zita’s fluffy coffee too. Just for her.

Then he made very delicious toasts with the especially good for brand new toasts. 

Zita got that too this morning.

So we had two together breakfasts this morning. That was a good idea.

But then I got in trouble.

Because I was a too much barking dog.

When the very noisy go right on my sidewalks machine was here. 

They do not even mind when I bark at them. 

They do not even care that I am very fierce. That is not so nice.

It is my street not theirs. 

After our lunchtime I had a nice nap beside Craig in the living room. 

And then I went into the kitchen.

Because my very comfy rug is there. 

Then Niamh came home from work in the black car. Ha.

And then nearly right away it was time for me to take Zita for our before dinnertime walk. Ha.

But we had to get all dressed up. 

Because it was all windy snowing again. 

I did not know that. Nobody told me. Oh dear.

So I was a snow dog when we got home. Oh dear.

And Zita and Niamh left as soon as we got home.

So they could find Miss Tarryn before she was just lost forever in the windy snow. Oh dear me.

Now she can have dinner with us.

We are having cooked outside hamburgers and fat sausages. 

Cooked outside even the windy snow. Oh dear me. 

I was a very big help.

But I got all soggy outside. So I got a tasty lettuce treat. 

I was playing with my all chewed up big red ball. 

It is more fun to play with than my new big blue ball. Oh well. 

Emmet is very busy reading interesting stories again.

He is not just finding the best new words for the very very old Irish words. That is good.

He even found a spoon in one of his very fat books. I saw the picture. 

He said it is a mystery. Oh dear. 

I think that must be a very silly book.

We watched the lady detective last night. Until it was all over. She did not go and die. That is good. 

So now we have to find another new detective program to watch before our bedtime. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty Two

Zita and Niamh and I did not have even a little sleep in today.

Only Craig had a sleep in. Ha.

But not such a big one. Yesterday he had a very big sleep in. 

I had a very grumbly tummy this morning.

So Zita gave me two turkeys. Ha.

When Craig was all dressed we had the square biscuits for our breakfast. 

But those biscuits do not have lots of tasty jam on top. Too bad for me.

I think we should only have real toasts for our together breakfast. 

Then Miss Tarryn came to visit me. That was nice.

And after they had a little bit of breakfast Niamh and Miss Tarryn and the go fast car went to get Niamh’s brand new glasses.

They are special for bumps on the head glasses. 

Her special just for eyes doctor got them for her. 

Then Miss Tarryn took Niamh to her work at the beautiful clothes store. 

With her brand new fix her eyes glasses. Ha.

Zita went for her lunchtime run all around today.

But I did not want to go for a lunchtime walk. 

Because I did not want to put my rubber boots on. They make my feet too hot. 

So I stayed in our very cosy house.

So I could help Craig eat his peanut butter and honey sandwich. Good for me.

Then I had a very nice nap. 

And then all of a sudden our work was all finished. 

And it was time for our before dinner walk.

And I did not even know.

Because I was fast asleep. Oh well.

I had to wear my green rubber boots and my jacket again. Oh well.

We went to the red box to put a letter inside. For the postman. 

When we came home I only had to mind Craig and Zita tonight for dinner.

Because tonight was a work until late night for Niamh.

So Miss Tarryn and the black go fast car brought her home. 

But after we had finished our tasty dinner. 

We watched a very exciting new detective program last. I think will watch it again tonight. Ha.

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty One

We had even more too much snow last night.

But not so much as yesterday. That is good.

Today is our do not go to work Wednesday. So we had a little sleep in.

But not such a big one.

Because Zita had to drive Niamh to her beautiful clothes store and I had to mind fast asleep Craig. Ha.

When Zita came back home we had our breakfast but Craig stayed in the comfy bed and listened to his book. 

Then Zita and I went for a lovely in the morning walk.

Because it is only a bit too cold this morning and it was as sunny as can be. 

But I had to wear my rubber boots anyway. 

Because they put salt all over everywhere. And it will hurt my feet. Oh well.

We walked all the way up to our busy street. 

So we could visit the nice people in our bank. I got a very big treat. 

Only very polite dogs get treat at our bank. So I always get one. Ha.

I was Zita’s best minder dog all the way there. And all the way back. Ha. 

When we got home Craig was all awake and dressed. 

So he made the coffees. Even the fluffy one for Zita.

Then I helped Craig with his breakfast. We had square biscuits. They were very tasty today.

Then Zita talked to her mother and father in way far away Dublin. On the telephone.

But then Zita showed her mother how to talk to us right on her new flat computer. 

And then all of a sudden she could see us too. 

So Zita showed her all the children playing outside in our too much snow. 

And then she saw me too. 

Right on her flat computer. Even in way far away Dublin. Ha. That is a good computer. 

Then Zita’s father showed her all the very beautiful flowers in the garden at their house. Right on the flat computer.

They do not have even a little bit of any snow in Ireland. 

They only have very beautiful gardens instead. Too bad for them. 

Then Zita had to go outside to take all the too much snow away from around the go fast car and my side yard. 

And then she took the snow away in the front yard.

So the present people can bring us all our important packages. And more coffees too. 

And not get lost in the way too much snow. 

That was a good idea. 

Zita did not go to bring my friend Niamh home.

Because Miss Sash and the white Jeep brought her home. And she was not even a bit too cold. That was good.

And then Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. And it was still as sunny as could be.

We had a long walk.

Because it was a very slow walking day today. 

You cannot go fast walking in the too much snow. Or you will just fall down and get a wet and cold bottom. Oh dear.

When I got home I had a very nice nap.

Because I had a very busy day today. 

This afternoon I got a nice picture of my very own cousin Mati.

He was fast asleep in front of his fireplace. 

He had a very busy day too. ‘

I was still fast asleep when I heard Zita chopping up some delicious cheese. For our dinner. 

We had the lovely from Mexico food. 

So I was wide awake. Right away. Ha. Good for me. 

Then it was time for my first dinner. I got turkey on top. 

We have to find another new program to watch after our dinner. Again.

Because we watched all the spy program last night. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirty

Oh dear me. 

When we were all awake there was even more too much snow. Everywhere.

I could not even see the silver little car. Oh dear. 

And Zita had to shovel lots and lots of snow away before the black go fast car could even go slow. 

You can not go fast in the too much snow or you will just slide away and crash. Or get squished up. Oh dear me.

Then Zita drove to Anna’s street so Anna could go to work with Niamh. 

At the beautiful clothes store. 

I had to stay in the house and mind Craig.

Because sometimes when Zita is outside I bark too much. 

I have to tell all the other dogs to stay far far away. 

Because they have to know that am Zita’s very fierce minder dog. Too bad for them. 

When Zita got back from downtown Craig made her the special fluffy coffee.

And then he made us very fat toasts. Ha, 

 But my friend Craig is a very very slow toast eater. 

I have to wait a long time to help him finish his toasts. Too bad for me.

Sometimes he has to drink all his too much coffee before he finishes our together toasts. Oh dear me. 

Then I went in the kitchen and had a very nice nap.

Because Zita and I were up very early in the morning today. 

So Zita could move all the snow. Oh well. 

Tonight we are going to have a very special pancake dinner.

Because today is the only eat pancakes for your dinnertime day.

I think it is a Mister God rule. 

Maybe pancakes are Mister God’s very favourite special treat. Maybe. Ha.

And we are having some very delicious bacon too. And lots of from right here maple syrup. Ha. 

Maple syrup is Craig’s favourite. 

I saw it right on the kitchen counter. 

Bacons are my favourite too. Ha. 

And I will get my very own special pancake too. 

Because all the dogs in the world are the best friends of Mister God. 

And even the way way old Gods too. 

Emmet’s friend Mister Cú Chulainn had giant dogs. It is known. 

Some Gods had very scary big black minder dogs. Just like me. Ha.

This morning Craig read Niamh’s brand new story to make sure it was as beautiful as can be. Ha.

And after Niamh looks at it Zita will look at it too. 

Craig and I had a giant peanut butter and honey sandwich. 

It was so big it it did not fit on the plate. 

So I had to help him eat it. I am always a big help. 

Craig told me so. It is true. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita and I did not go for our before dinner walk. 

And it was windy snow again. Oh dear me. 

Nobody wants to go for walks in the way to much snow. 

Because maybe the scary clean the sidewalks machines might catch them.

And then they would be all squished up. Maybe even Zita and me. Oh dear me. 

So we will have a very little walk tomorrow. Maybe. 

Then I helped Zita make Mister God’s pancakes. Good for us. 

Tonight we will watch the rest of our program. It is not a detective program. 

It is a dangerous spy program. Oh dear me. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Nine

Zita and I did not go to work today. Not even one time. 

Because it is a holiday. Good for us.

So we had a very quiet day. 

And Craig only had a very little sleep in. 

Then he made the coffees and toasts for us. That was a good idea. 

Then Niamh came upstairs to give me lots and lots of hugs. And to get a big drink of water.

She is almost finished listening to her very very interesting book. 

It is her new very favourite book for her university. Ha. 

Zita was reading a book all about money this morning. So I minded her and Craig too. 

He was just reading his book until it was all finished. Now he can start a brand new book. 

The one all about a very fierce almost a Viking. A long long time ago. 

Now he has his very own castle back. That is good.

Nice Mister Mohammad brought us a box of brand new coffees. That was a good idea. 

We were nearly finished all of our coffees. But now we have lots. From way far away Italy. 

Because it was not so cold today Zita and I went for a very nice but not so very long before lunchtime walk.

When we got home I had my tasty lunch right away.

Because I was nearly almost starving all away. Oh dear me.

But Zita stayed with professor Jill for a long adventure walk. 

Because they were not so very hungry. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

Zita and Niamh made a brand new very tasty special pasta. 

And it was filled up with even more delicious cheese. Ha. That was a good idea. 

But it took a long time. 

Because it is special. 

So I went into the big bedroom and had a nice nap on the comfy bed. All by myself. Ha.

We can watch the detective program again tonight.

But we cannot stay up so late tonight.

Because we have to go to work tomorrow.

And the lady on the radio said there was going to more way to much snow tonight.

When we are fast asleep.

So it will just be a big surprise tomorrow when we are all awake. Oh dear. 

That is not such a very good idea.

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Eight

It was sleep in Sunday but we only had very little sleep ins. I do not know why. Oh well.

It is only a bit cold outside today. That is good.

Today is the tell all your family that you love them forever.

And give them chocolates too. Ha.

I cannot have chocolates so I got extra turkeys for my lunchtime. Ha.

And Niamh got a giant picture for her wall. 

It is a picture about a movie she loves. 

It is all about a long long time ago in Ireland and with very scary wolves too. Oh dear me.

But Niamh really liked it anyway. 

Because it had two very fierce as wolves young ladies. 

And one had fierce red hair. Just like my friend Niamh. Ha.

Niamh got chocolates for us. But one box fell out of her big bag. And got lost. Oh well. 

Craig and I had round toasts when Zita was talking to her mother and father. 

We put lots of jam on them today. As a treat. Ha. That was a good idea.

Niamh talked to her grandmother and grandfather too. 

Then she went downstairs to listen to one of her important books. 

For her nice university. 

Sometimes it is easier to listen to very big books than to read them. 

Because you hands do not get tired holding the fat books.

Then I had a nice nap.

After our lunchtime Zita and I went for a very nice just around here here walk. 

We do not go on way far away walks. Just in case we get way too tired. That is a good idea.

Tonight Niamh is going to visit Miss Anna’s and Miss Tarryn’s apartment for dinner. 

Miss Sash and her beautiful new Jeep will be there too. Ha. 

It is only just them for a delicious dinner. Because of the do not get sick rules. 

So I only have to mind Craig and Zita tonight. That is an easy job. 

My big blue ball is not such a good ball when it is all frozen like an icicle. 

I can not even squish it. That is not so good. Even when I bark at it. Too bad for me. 

When I came in the house and had a nice right beside Zita nap. 

So I could mind her at the same time as my afternoon nap. Ha. Good for me.

After Zita drove Niamh to the two ladies apartment we had toasty cheese sandwiches for our dinner.

I always get a cheese bit for my bowl. Ha. That is a good dinner.

Then we had to find another new detective program to watch. We do not have to go to bed early tonight.

Because tomorrow is a for everybody holiday. Ha. That is good. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Seven

I had a nice quiet day today.

Because it was still way to cold to go for nice before breakfast walks. Oh dear me.

And we did not have even a little sleep in.

Because it was Craig’s old friends coffee day. 

I saw everybody right on Craig’s brand new flat computer.

And Zita saw her own mother on a flat computer in way far away Dublin. And talked to her too. 

Everybody saw me too. That was nice.

Then Zita talked to Auntie Eileen for a long time. 

So I had a very nice nap. Right there beside Zita in the living room. 

Last night Craig’s mother would not wake up at all. 

So the ambulance took her to the other hospital. I saw it go right by my house. 

But I did not even bark at it. Ha. Good for me. 

But when she was at the hospital she was all awake again. 

She was not even a bit dead. Good for her. 

So the ambulance took her back to her little apartment right in the middle of the night.

I did not see it.

Because I was very fast asleep. Oh well.

When Zita was all finished talking to auntie Eileen I took her for an afternoon walk.

Because it was only too cold outside. It was not way too cold. 

So we got all our very warm as can be clothes on. So we would not be all frozen up. Ha.

I only had to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime tonight.

Because Niamh went to Miss Anna’s apartment for her dinner tonight.

So we had lots of tasty used food. 

Then we watched the new detective program. 

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Six

We did not get up too early today. That was a good idea.

But when I went outside it was so cold my feet were nearly all frozen right away. Oh dear. 

So I came back in and helped Zita with our breakfast. 

I only minded Craig a little bit this morning.

Because we are very busy with our rascal ladies work. 

Because soon we are going to have a giant on computers meeting with lots and lots of young ladies who want to be rascal ladies. 

So we are very very busy. It is known. 

But then I had to go and help Craig with his round toasts. 

I had a very busy morning. 

Niamh was very busy too. I could hear her professor talking right on the television. 

I could only listen for a little bit. Because of my other work. Oh well.

Craig and I had a giant peanut butter and honey sandwich for our lunch today. With very delicious brand new bread. Ha.

Then I went back to our office to be Zita’s very best quiet helper. 

Last night Emmet was very busy too. He was playing his dragons game with his friends here. 

Not his friends in way far away Ireland. 

But he has to stay up until the morning when he plays with his friends from just here. 

Because of the wrong clocks in the way far away Cork university. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

It is so cold outside Zita had to give our side yard door its own blanket.

Just to keep it comfy warm. Oh dear me.

I have a new very soft and comfy blanket in the den. Just for me. 

It is Niamh’s and she said I could borrow it. Ha. That is nice.

And I have a new pillow in the big bedroom. It is one of Craig old fuzzy warm shirts. 

But Zita said it is too small for him. So now it is my comfy pillow. Ha.

Zita heard our friend Professor Em on the radio. Talking about her very very very old fish. 

When they could walk on the ground. Oh dear. That is silly. 

But Professor Em knows more about how fish got to be fish than everybody else. 

She even has her very own giant office at the other university. 

Where she looks at fish all day. Oh dear me. I do not think that is so very interesting. 

She should just look at very polite dogs like me. That would be interesting. 

You cannot go for lovely walks in the park with fish. They have to just stay in the pond. Too bad for them.

We did not go for our lovely before dinnertime walk today.

Because it was still too cold. 

Zita said if we want outside maybe I would be a Poppyscicle. Even with my new warm coat. Oh dear me.

I would not like that at all. 

So we did not go. I had a nice nap instead. On my warm comfy blanket. 

A nice man brought us lots of food from Mister McDonald for our together dinnertime.

Because everybody had a too busy day and were too tired to be tasty cooks tonight. 

And all the very tasty restaurants were closed. Oh well. 

Maybe they will be open another day.

Last night we had ice cream when we watched the detective program. 

Maybe we will have some tonight too. Maybe.

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Five

I had a very nice quiet day today today. 

But I had a grumbly tummy when we got up.

So Zita gave me a special turkey treat. Ha.

Then she drove Niamh to the beautiful clothes store.

And I minded Craig for a bit. 

But he was listening to his new book. All about a long time ago king. 

So I helped Zita for a little while but then she had to talk to everybody. 

And I have to be very very quiet when she talks to everybody. 

So I went and had a nap in the living room.

Then Craig and I had the tasty round toasts with jam for our breakfast. 

Zita had them too. 

The round toasts are very good toasts. 

Because they are full of holes so you can fill them up with delicious jam. 

At lunchtime Zita and the go fast car had to go back to the post office. To fix some mistakes. Oh dear. 

To make sure all the young rascal ladies got their important boxes. 

And one of the young rascal ladies has a dog. A big black dog. Ha. 

And they said he was very happy and he liked everything in the box that the young lady got. Ha. Good for him.

Miss Sash brought Niamh home in her brand new Jeep. 

Because nobody could drive to downtown this afternoon.

Because there were police cars everywhere.

They were looking for someone nasty. Oh dear me. 

So I will just watch out my watching window. 

I do not want anyone nasty on my street. It will be too bad for them. Ha.

After Niamh was all safe and home Zita and I went for our before dinner walk.

It was not so dark today. Just too cold. 

Because the sunshine is going away later. I do not know why. 

I had to wear my boots anyway. And my very warm very red jacket too. 

When we get home and all warm as toasts we are going to have a together delicious spaghetti dinner. 

With another delicious own made sauce. 

And lots of just for pastas cheese right over everything. Ha. That is my favourite cheese. It is known.

Kathy brought it to our house. 

Because the Mahoneys love lots of cheeses too. 

It is our friend Mister Aidan’s sing happy birthday day tomorrow. 

He always has his party here at our house. With his family. And an on fire cake too. 

But he cannot do that this year.

Because of the do not get sick rules. Oh dear me. Too bad for us.

Niamh and Mister Aidan were friends even when they were very little. 

Before I even lived here to mind everybody. Oh goodness me. 

That was a very long time ago. 

We have to find a new detective program tonight to watch. 

We watched all other the other one right to the end last night. Oh dear.

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Four

Zita and I got up very early this morning. I do not know why.

So we had our breakfast and looked out at our neighbourhood. 

But there was nobody outside. It was too early.

In a little while it was very very sunny 

But when I went outside into my side yard it was too cold.

So I did not play with my big blue ball this morning. Oh well.

Then Niamh was all awake too. She was reading her important book for her university class.

But then it was her go to work time. 

So Zita and the go fast car took her downtown where her beautiful clothes store lives.

I went into the bed room to mind fast asleep Craig.

But we were all fast awake when Zita got home. Good for us.

So all of us had our together toasts. And we looked out the watching windows. 

There were lots of people sliding into the empty pond. 

Even some dogs too. Oh dear me. That is not such a good idea.

Dogs are not such very good sliders. 

One time when I was sliding on the slippy ice I hurt my leg. Too bad for them.

Then Zita and I went for a before lunchtime walk. 

And we found professor Jill. So we walked for a long time.

But I was not cold.

Because I had my beautiful new comfy warm coat on. Ha.

When we came home I had my lunch but Zita went for her adventure walk to the lots of old books store. 

On the other side of the beautiful bridge. 

You can get lots of coffee and even very tasty treats there too. That is a good book store. 

And she got a book for Niamh. 

Some boys from our nice university started that store. That was a good idea. 

Sometimes people make real music there. 

Right inside the store in the night time. And they do not use any music machines. Ha. 

And the present man brought use a big box for Mister Aidan Mahoney. I do not know why. 

And another package for Miss Anna. From way far away in England. 

Maybe they are secrets. Ha. I love secrets.

Zita took all the too much ice out of the extra little refrigerator in our office. 

When it was all empty as can be we put all the food back inside. 

Then Zita went and brought Niamh back home so we could have our together dinner.

We had all mixed up and cooked vegetables with chicken too. Ha. 

Chicken is my favourite. And bacon. And frozen peas too. Ha.

Maybe we will watch the detective program tonight. And have chips too. Maybe.