Day Three Thousand and Thirty

Only Niamh had a sleep in today.

Everybody else was up early. Me. Too.

Because it is our go back to work day. 

So after our very nice good morning walk Zita and I went into our rascal ladies office.

So we could do our work. 

And after just a little while Craig made the fluffy coffee for Zita.

And I helped him eat his breakfast cookies. Ha.

Then I had a very nice nap. Ha. 

Good for me. 

At lunchtime Zita went for her go all around running adventure. I did not go.

Because I was fast asleep. Oh well. 

Then when I was all wide awake Craig and I had a very fat peanut butter and honey sandwich. Ha.

Then I went back to my fast asleep nap. 

Right beside him. On the comfy rug. 

Then all of a sudden Zita was all finished her rascal ladies work. When I was all fast asleep. Oh dear.

So went went for our before dinnertime walk.

But it was nearly as dark as could be outside. 

Except for the beautiful light from the going away sunshine.

Sometimes scary things hide in the bushes when it is all very dark. 

Maybe sometimes even dangerous wolves. Maybe. 

But I am very brave when Zita is with me. 

It is easy to be very brave when you are guarding your very own family. It is known.

Today at Emmet’s way far away old university they have made the old buildings all bright as can be.

Even Emmet’s building. 

With very colourful lights. Ha.

Maybe it is for the Merry Christmas time. Maybe. I do not know. Emmet did not tell me. 

We had the very delicious used food from way far away India for our together dinner. Ha. 

Sometimes used food is tastier than brand new food. I do not know why. Oh well.

Craig said that they have to find a new detective program.

Because this is not so interesting. Oh well. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Nine

It was sleep in Sunday. 

But only Niamh had a nice sleep in.

Zita talked to her way far away in Ireland parents this morning.

And Craig made her some fluffy coffee. 

And then Zita made toasts and we had our together breakfast right in front of my watching window. Ha

It was another very beautiful sunshiny day outside today. And it was warm too. Ha.

When Niamh was fast awake we all talked to my friend Emmet in way far away Cork City. 

In his little apartment.

He is still very busy writing writing his very interesting giant story. That is good.

I watched him right on Zita’s fast computer right in our own living room. Ha.

And he could see me too. That was nice. 

But he does not know if he can come home for Merry Christmas time. 

Because of the do not get sick rules. Oh goodness me. 

We would not like that even a bit. Oh dear.

But today Colonel Dugal’s two cousins, Mister Festis and Mister Furrgus got all dressed up again. 

Because all their clothes are as clean as can be. 

So now they can help me mind our house. 

Because I am not so very fast just now. Because of my a bit too sore foot.

They are only a bit fast but they are very very fierce. 

And they have giant scotsmen’s swords too. Ha. 

It is always nice to have very brave helpers when you need some help.

They did not bring any bagpipes with them. That was a good idea. 

They only brought swords and very old bottles of Scotsman’s drink. And a big bag of oatmeal cookies. 

The brand new rascal in the other country has dogs. Two big as me dogs. Ha. That was a good idea.

Because it was a still beautiful day outside Zita moved lots of our used to be trees.

Right into our other side yard.

I had to stay in the house to mind Craig. Oh well. Too bad for me.

So we watched lots of people walking all around. 

Because of the beautiful day. Ha. 

It was so beautiful that Niamh and Miss Lily went to our other side yard to write new stories. 

For their nice university.

There was even a table and comfy chairs right there. Zita put them there. Ha. 

For our together dinner we had the very delicious food from way way far away India. 

With the squishy bread. Ha.

From the not even a bit far away very nice restaurant up on our busy street. 

Their squishy bread is my favourite too. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Eight

Zita got up earearly this morning.

Craig and I did not get up that early. Ha. And Niamh did not get up early at all. 

It was a very beautiful warm day today. With lots and lots of sunshine. 

So Craig and his old friends could have their good morning coffees picnic in our own park. 

It was not even a bit cold outside.

So Zita and I had two nice before lunchtime walks. 

And we saw Craig and his old friends just having a nice from far away talk. 

When Craig came home Niamh had to go downtown to her beautiful clothes store. 

It is her lock the store up tight night tonight. 

So Zita and the go fast car took her to her work. 

And I had a nice nap in the kitchen. 

I was a bit tired today.

Because I went to my doctor yesterday. Going to the doctor always makes me tired. Oh well.

Craig stayed with me so I would not forget and chew on my itchy foot. 

Onetime I forgot and everybody was very sad. Oh dear me. 

When Zita came home she made Craig all neat and tidy. 

Because his hair was too long again.

And he could not go to his own neat and tidy store because of the rules. Oh dear.

So Zita got some brand new special only for haircuts scissors. 

You can only cut hair with them. Or you get into big trouble. Oh dear me.

Craig and Zita went outside so it would not be so messy inside. 

I was outside too. So I could be a very big help. Ha.

Then when Craig was as neat and tidy as can be Zita went our to our front garden.

So Zita so she could put our fallen down leafs into a very big bag. 

It took a very long time to put the leafs into the bag because everybody always stopped to talk to her.

But when she came in she brought Mister Fred with her. Ha. That was a nice idea. 

Now he can be toasty warm inside our house. 

Alligators do not like to be a bit cold. They do not have any warm fur at all. Too bad for them.

So now he will be all warm again. 

In way far away Ireland Emmet was watching a brand new professor on his computer. 

He was talking all about the very interesting old old Irish stories. 

Those are Emmet’s favourite stories.

It was only Craig and Zita for me to mind at dinnertime. 

Because tonight was a stay until late at her work for Niamh. Oh well.

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Seven

We got up early this morning. 

So Zita could drive Niamh to the beautiful clothes store. 

And Niamh was only a bit very sore where they stuck her with the giant needle. Ha. That is good. 

I minded Craig when Zita was gone. 

And when she came back she brought fat croissants and lots of toasty bread. Ha. 

So Craig got up right away and we had a croissant. 

And when he got his next coffe we had another one. Ha. That was a good together breakfast.

Then I went into our office to be Zita’s best helper.

But we had to go to visit my nice doctor Waller. Before lunchtime. 

My friend the go fast car took us there.

So Doctor Waller could look at my foot again. 

Maybe because I took the bandages off all by myself. Oh dear.

But I did not have to stay there. 

And they did not stick me with any big needles. That is good.

And Doctor Waller did not say anything about my bandages mistake. That was good.

He said I did not need my bandages anymore. 

But I have to wear my sock on my foot for some more time. 

So I will not just lick it. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

The present lady brought us a giant box. 

But we cannot open it. 

Because it is a secret Merry Christmas time present for someone. Ha. 

I think it is too big a box just for me. Oh well. 

I was a nice day today. It is nearly warm again. But not so sunny. 

I did not play catch the ball this afternoon. 

Because I was just a bit too tired. Oh well. 

So I had a very nice nap right beside Zita’s feet. Ha. 

When we were all finished our work we went for a little nice walk. 

And I did not have to even any fat bandages on. Just the sock Zita made for me. Ha.

When we got home I helped Zita make our own made pizzas for our delicious dinner tonight. 

We put lots and lots of cheese on our pizzas. Ha.

Sometimes pieces of cheese fall on to the floor. Ha. That is a tasty surprise. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Six

Everybody got up early this morning. Even Craig. Oh dear me. 

I thought maybe he was sick. Maybe. 

Zita and I had a nice little walk before we went to our rascal ladies office. 

Craig made Zita her fluffy coffees. Then he went and looked out the watching window. 

So he could drink his own too much coffees.

I went to mind him. We had a little piece of the Merry Christmas cake. 

So Craig is not even a bit sick. That is good.

You do not want to have delicious cake if you are even a bit too sick. I know that. Ha. Good for me.

When he had his another coffee we had our together toasts. And with tasty jam too. Ha.

Then I had a nap in the kitchen. 

After lunchtime time my friend Niamh had to go to a hospital. 

And go right inside a very noisy machine. All of her in side. Oh dear me. 

Because the machine can look right inside her. 

So they could see inside her not so very good shoulder. Oh dear.

And they stuck her with a long needle too. Oh dear me.

Now her nice doctor can make it as good as new.

Zita drove her there in our go fast car. 

But she could not go in the hospital with Niamh.

Because of the do not get sick rules. Oh dear me. So Zita and the go fast car waited for her.

Because it was not one of our very close to us hospitals. Too bad for them.

She should go to my nice hospital. 

Because Zita always goes in with me when I visit my nice doctor Waller. That is good. 

I would not like to go there just all by myself. 

I stayed here so I could mind Craig. That is an easy job.

In way far away Cork my friend Emmet could not even read his own writing. Oh dear. 

Maybe he needs a brand new pen. Maybe. 

There are lots of big noisy machines on our other street. 

They are trying to fix the not so very old house. 

Craig said maybe it is going to just slide right down the hill into my pond. Oh dear. 

My friends the ducks will be very sad if there is a fallen down house in their pond. Me too. 

Craig and I had a late together lunchtime today. 

We had the round full of holes muffins from England. 

They have lots of holes so you can have even more delicious jam on top. Ha. That was a good idea.

When Zita got home she brought Craig some pretend chips. From Mister McDonald’s restaurant. Ha.

He shared some with me. 

Because we are best friends. Best friends always share their tasty treats. 

After our dinner Zita went to a sit far away party tonight. With the lady neighbours. 

In the across the street garage. Maybe they will have treats. 

Then Zita had to downtown to find Niamh. 

Niamh will go to bed early tonight because going to a hospital makes you very tired. 

I am always very tired when I come home from my hospital. It is known. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Five

It was another get up early day today. Even Craig was up early.

But he only was wide after Zita came home.

Because she drove Niamh to her early in the morning job.

We did not have our together toasts today. 

Because we had special Merry Christmas cake from Italy instead. 

Even for breakfast. Ha. That was a tasty surprise. 

Today all the too much snow is melting all away.

Because it is nearly warm outside. It is silly weather.

So Mister Fred is not covered in snow today. That is good.

After lunchtime Zita went to the busy street to look for secret Merry Christmas time presents. Ha. 

Merry Christmas time is our very favourite time. It is known.

But we cannot have our giant cheese party.

Because of the do not get sick and die rules. Too bad for us. 

We had a very quiet day today. It is always nice to have quiet days.

After Zita brought Niamh back to our house I helped Zita put away all the garbage cans.

Because it was the garbage men day today. 

And then we used the very big broom and swept the side yard until it was squeaky clean. Ha. 

I was a very big help. Zita told me so. 

Then we went on our very little before dinner walk.

You cannot go for long walks when your foot is all covered in a big bandage. Too bad for me.

Craig had to talk to the young ladies about their better go fast chairs today. 

Before our dinnertime. On his flat computer. 

Zita went with Professor Jill to get the little dog at their own hospital. 

Because the little dog had sore teeth and some had to be taken all away. Oh dear me. 

When Zita was back home again we had a very delicious brand new tasty together dinner. Ha.

Maybe we will watch a brand new detective program tonight. Maybe with ice cream too. Ha.

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Four

Before I go to my comfy bed at night I go to every room to make sure everything is all right. It is my job.

And last night when I looked out my watching window there was snow everywhere. Oh dear me.

And when I got up this morning it was still there. 

And poor Mister Fred was just all covered in the too much snow. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Alligators do not like even a bit of snow. It is known.

And the go fast car had to take Niamh right downtown to get the beautiful clothes store open.

And it was very happy that it had its do not get stuck in the snow tires on. Ha.

And we had a vey busy night last night. 

Someone tried to get money from the rascal ladies. And it was not even their money. 

But Zita and Mister Manuel stopped them. Right on the computer. Ha. Those were silly people.

Today is Emmet’s very old university’s library birthday. 

It is an old library. With beautiful windows. And a very very tall ceiling. My goodness me. 

And lots and lots of Emmet’s very favourite very old books. Ha. 

That is a good library for my friend Emmet. 

But Emmet says it is not even a bit warm inside. Even with its fireplace full of fire. Oh dear.

Zita told me we are going to bring Mister Fred inside so he will be all toasty warm. 

And not all covered with the too much snow. That is a good idea.

He can live inside with all of us. Until he needs to guard the beautiful flowers from the awful squirrels.

When all the snow is gone again.

Some people bought Niamh’s used old clothes. Even the full of holes jeans.

I do not know why. They gave her real money too. Ha. 

Tonight there is a very important rascals election. But not here. Just somewhere else.

So everybody is going to watch everything on the television. Except maybe Craig.

Craig only likes it when the very nice rascals win. 

He does not like surprises. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Three

We could not have a nice long sleep in today.

Because it is go to work Monday. Oh well.

Craig did not have even a little sleep in today. 

Because he finished listening to his very interesting book. 

So he made Zita her fluffy coffee and I helped him eat his breakfast cookie. 

Then I went back to our office so I could be Zita’s best helper.

And she put brand new bandages on my sore foot. That was nice.

Last night Zita made lots and lots of brand new delicious cookies. 

From a different make delicious food book. Ha. 

So Lee and Cara came over to watch an old movie with Niamh and eat some cookies. Ha.

It is a bit of a cold day today. So we did not play catch the ball. 

The go fast chair does not like the cold so much as me. Oh well. 

Craig and I had our together lunchtime when Zita went for her lunchtime run all around.

But Craig was a bit sad because his Auntie Deanne went to Heaven this morning. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

But I never ever saw her. 

Because she lived very very far away. Right where there are giant mountains. Oh dear. 

All our relatives live in very very far away places. 

Except for Auntie Jane. She only lives far away. Oh well. 

And my friend Emmet lives very far away too. 

Because way far away is where all the very old universities are. Too bad for us.

My nice Doctor Waller called to talk to Zita about my sore foot.

But Zita told him him about my mistake when I took my bandages off. All by myself. 

When I did not wait for Zita. Oh dear. 

I did not want her to tell him about that. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Maybe I will not be his very favourite patient now. Oh dear me. 

My friend Niamh has way way too many clothes. 

So she is selling lots and lots them. Right on her computer. Ha.

I saw them. 

Maybe we can sell my wintertime boots too. They are not my favourite. Ha. 

When our rascal ladies work was all finished we went for a little walk. 

But it was snowing outside. I did not know that. 

Because it was all dark outside.

Because of the brand new again time. That is silly time.

And when I came inside I was just like a snow dog. Oh dear. 

I did not want to be a snow dog. It is too early. Oh dear.

We are going to have chicken for our together dinner tonight. 

So I stayed in the kitchen to be a big help. Ha. That is a good job. 

If I am a big help I get extra chicken on my dinner. Ha. That is a tasty dinner. 

Maybe we will watch the detective program tonight. 

That is our favourite way to get all sleepy. Ha.

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Two

Only little Miss Emma came to our house last night. Too bad for me.

Because going to the door when all the little children came to scare us was my favourite job. Oh well.

But no one came to our house at all.  

And we did not even have our own scary pumpkin. Too bad for me. 

We had a little sleep in this morning.

Because the time is all different again. I do not know why. But we had a nice sleep in anyway.

Then Zita talked to her mother and father in way far away Ireland. I had a nice nap.

We went for a nice little walk before it an all rainy day. That was a good idea.

When we were back home Craig made coffees for everybody. 

Miss Tarryn was here this morning.

Because she and Niamh got home way too late for Miss Tarryn to ride her bicycle to her apartment.

So she had her too much coffees with us. Ha.

Then two nice men came to our house. With their very big truck. 

To put our do not get stuck in the snow tires on the go fast car. Right here. At our house.

The go fast car did not have to go to a tire store. 

Because the men put them on right here. In our driveway. 

And I watched them all the time. From my watching window. Ha. 

Zita gave them some coffees and tasty biscuits. To make them toasty warm. 

Because it was not such a nice day to work outside today. 

And one of the men just came to our country. And he was very cold. Oh dear.

When they were all finished Zita and Miss Tarryn took the go very fast fat tires downstairs to the basement. 

I minded the door. 

So the tires could not roll all away. Ha. Good for me. 

Then I had to go into the den.

So Craig could mind me. 

Because sometimes I try to take my sore foot bandages off. By myself. Oh dear. 

So I had to watch the football game. Too bad for me. So I had a nap instead. 

But then we had our own late lunchtime and we had crackers and old tasty cheese. Ha.

But then I had to go to the living room to mind Niamh and Miss Tarryn.

Because they were being too silly. Ha. And I am not so silly. Ha.

Then I stayed in the kitchen with Zita. 

So we could mind each other. Ha. That was a good idea.

And then we made lots and lots of very cheesie lasagna. For our together dinner tonight. 

And maybe even for another night. When it will be very very delicious used lasagna. Ha.

Used dinners are my favourite. 

This afternoon Craig had to put his feet into the shaking water machine.

So he would have squeaky clean feet. Ha.

That was a good idea. You should not have dirty feet. It is known.

Maybe we will have ice cream tonight. When we watch the detective program. Ha.  

Day Three Thousand and Twenty One

We had a little sleep in today. 

Craig had a bigger sleep in.

Because it was too cold for his old friends breakfast picnic in our park today. Too bad for them.

After our breakfast Zita had a talk to our Auntie Eileen. For a long time. They always talk for a long time.

Because they are sisters. 

When Craig was all awake he made lots of coffees for everybody. 

I just had a nap.

Last night I got in trouble. 

Because I chewed off my brand new bandages. And everybody was upset with me. Oh dear.

But my foot was very itchy. Too bad for me. 

Now somebody has to watch me. So I will not make another big mistake. Oh dear me. 

And today was make the house squeaky clean day. 

So I had to stay with Craig. In the kitchen when Zita was all busy. 

So he could mind me. Oh dear. 

Tonight is the night all the little children come to my house. 

To scare us and get free tasty treats. 

But they cannot come this time.

Because of the do not get very sick and die rules. Oh dear. Too bad for everybody.

But little Miss Emma came to our house for a special just for her bag of treats. That was good. 

She was a very beautiful princess. Ha. 

Princesses are always beautiful. It is the rule.

Niamh did not go to her beautiful clothes store until this afternoon today.

Because it is her stay until late and lock the store all up night. 

Then she has to go to Miss Sasha’s house to watch their favourite movie. 

And eat the delicious beautiful cake she made last night. 

Right outside in the cold. 

 Today was our make the house all squeaky clean so Craig and I had to hide all the time. 

So when Zita found the very noisy clean the rugs machine I had a nice long nap outside. In my side yard.

That machine cannot go outside. Ha. Too bad for it. 

We had an early dinnertime tonight.

Because it was only Craig and Zita here. We did not wait for Niamh to come home.

Because she is going to Miss Sash’s house after her work to have her extra dinner there.

We had the covered in cheese toasty chips from Mexico. Ha. 

That is a tasty dinner.

And I think tonight we will watch the detective who always wears a hat.

Maybe we will have ice cream too. Maybe. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty

We got up so early this morning it was still all dark outside.

And when Zita looked out our watching window she saw a giant skunk. 

And it was walking right across my own patio and down our steps. Oh dear me.

I did not see it because I was nearly still fast asleep. Oh well. 

Then Zita drove Niamh to her early in the morning work. And I minded Craig. 

But Craig did not have a nice sleep in today. Oh well.

So we had out together breakfast early today. 

We had brand new very delicious strawberries jam. From far away France. 

So we found some chewy from France bread for our tasty toasts. Ha. Good for us.

Then I went back to our office so I could be Zita’s best assistant. That is my own very important job.

Craig had a squishy peanut butter and jam sandwich for his lunchtime.

But I could not help him today. 

Because I was too busy doing my important job. Oh well. Too bad for me.

When Niamh came home she and Miss Tarryn went to the grocery store. To get things.

Because tonight they are making delicious cakes. 

And you always need special things for Niamh’s cakes. I do not know why. 

When they were all gone Zita put a brand new bandage on my foot. With lots of sugar on top too. Ha.

My nice Doctor Waller game me brand new black bandages. To match my own fur. 

So that I would be just very stylish too. Just like Niamh and all the ladies from the beautiful clothes store. Ha. 

Then I had a very nice nap in the den so I could mind Craig. 

Craig is not so stylish. He just likes comfy Scotsmen’s shirts. And blue pants. Too bad for him. 

My friend Emmet is still writing his giant very interesting story. 

Emmet is very stylish. Because Niamh gets him all his special important meetings clothes. Ha.

But today he had to read lots and lots and lots of other books so he could write his very interesting story. 

And sometimes the other books are not all the time so very interesting. 

And sometimes very very long too. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

We had lots of our used food for our together dinner.

Because the kitchen was all filled up with Niamh and Miss Tarryn making a cake.

But it was a not for us cake. It was only for her lemon friends cake. For a party. 

And I am not invited. That is not so nice. 

Because I am the very best party dog in the world. Craig told me so. Oh well.

Day Three Thousand and Nineteen

Zita and I got up very early this morning. 

Because she had to go downtown to the old rascal ladies office. 

And Craig was wide awake too. 

But when Zita came home he went back under the comfy duvet so he could listen to his book.

When Zita was having her important good morning to everybody meeting Craig and I had our own breakfast.

We had tasty toasts and jam. And the toast was brand new own made bread.

Zita’s friend Miss Chris made it for us. It was a present. That was a good present.

Tasty presents are the best presents. 

Then Zita had to go back downtown again. To the old rascal ladies office. Oh dear.

And when she came home it was time to go to see my nice Doctor Waller. Oh dear me.

But I did not have to stay there this time. That was good. 

It was just for a nice visit and to get some brand new medicine.

And now Zita has to put real sugar on my own sore foot. 

When she puts on the new bandages. That is silly.

Craig said I has already the sweetest dog in the world. Ha. Good for me.

When I was at my little hospital Miss Sash came to my house to find Niamh. In her new Jeep. Ha.

So they could go to their downtown work together. That was nice.

When I got back home I was a bit tired.

I always get tired when I have to go to my hospital. Oh well.

Yesterday Zita put lots of pieces of our old trees right on top of the squirrel fence. 

So now they will not be able to even find our brand new flowers. Ha. Good for us. 

I saw a brand new picture. From way far away Ireland. 

Our cousin Lucy had a nice walk with Mister Sully.

And they found a beautiful rainbow. Right in the sky. In her own very little bridge city. Ha. 

Sometimes we have rainbows. Right in my own pond park. Ha.

But not so often as Ireland.

Because it does not rain all the time here. Oh well. 

We cannot have a nice together dinner tonight.

Because Niamh has to work at her beautiful clothes store until late tonight. Too bad for her.

And when she got back home she was very tired so we all went to our comfy beds early. 

Ha. That was a good idea. 

Because I was very tired too. 

Day Three Thousand and Eighteen

We had a very little sleep in today.

Because it is our do not go to work Wednesday.

But when I was all fast awake as could be I looked out my watching window and there was snow.

Right there. On the ground. And on our cars too. Oh dear me.

So Zita had to take all the snow off the black go fast car so they could take Niamh to her work.

When they were back home we had together toasts. With very delicious blueberries jam. Ha.

At lunchtime Craig and Zita went for an adventure walk. Up to the busy street. 

So Craig could get shot 

So he does not get the nasty flu. Zita and Niamh got shot already. I do not need a shot.

Because dogs do not get the nasty flu. That is good. 

My friend Lee came to my house to keep me company when they were gone. That was a good idea.

And when Craig and Zita came back home Lee stayed for a long time for a nice talk. Ha. That was nice.

Today Emmet’s very old university in Cork got a very very old giant book. 

It was stolen. From a castle. A long long time ago. Oh dear. That is not all right.

But now the people had to give it back. 

But the old castle is just all gone. 

So Emmet’s university got it instead. And they get to keep it. Right in their very own old library. Ha. 

So everybody can look at it. 

But they cannot read it.

Because only Emmet and all his friends can read that kind of very old writing. Oh well. 

But Emmet is very happy. Very old books are Emmet’s favourite books. 

After lunchtime Zita talked to our cousin Lucy. In far away Celbridge. 

Her school is all closed up. Because of the do not get sick rules. 

So she talked to Zita for a long time. In the kitchen. 

And I got some tasty green beans. 

Because we made the very delicious for shepherds pie for our together dinner. 

Then I had a nice nap. 

When I  woke up Zita was outside putting new flowers into the ground in our front garden. 

And she put a very strong keep the squirrels away fence right on top of them. 

So the awful squirrels cannot just eat them all up. Ha. 

Then the go fast car took Zita downtown and when they came back they had my friend Niamh. Ha.

So Zita dug more holes for even more new flowers. 

That is a good idea. 

Then Professor Jill came to watch Zita dig holes. I could not help. 

Because I cannot get my sore foot all dirty. Too bad for them. 

My nice Doctor Waller called my house this afternoon. On the telephone. 

Because he wants to have a look at my foot tomorrow. That is nice. 

We had a very nice and tasty together dinner tonight. That is good.

Maybe then we will watch the detective program too. Ha.

Day Three Thousand and Seventeen

We did not have even a little sleep in today.

Because I was up very early this morning guarding my family.

There was a strange animal outside my house. I heard it. 

Maybe it was a giant raccoon or a lion. Oh dear.

So I jumped right off the bed and ran into my living room to scare it all away.

But it was all gone. Ha. 

Then Zita was all awake too. 

So we had our breakfasts early today.

And because we were all very wide awake we made our delicious apple dessert. 

With lots of very crunchy oatmeal on top. Ha.

Then when it was just cooking Zita took Niamh downtown to her early in the morning work.

And I minded Craig on the comfy bed.

But Craig did not have a sleep in today either. Oh well.

When Zita came home we went to our rascal ladies office right away. 

Because we always have lots of work to do. Oh well.

And Craig made lots of our too much coffees. Ha.

When the delicious dessert was all cooked we had some for our together breakfast. Ha. 

That was a tasty breakfast. It is known. 

Then I went back to our work in our rascal ladies office. That is my favourite job. 

Because I had my breakfast so early this morning I had to have an early lunchtime.

So I would not just starve to death. Oh dear me. I would not like that. 

Then it was time to get all our garbage ready for the nice garbage men and their giant noisy truck.

I was a big help. 

Getting the garbage all ready is my most favourite job. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita and I went back to our important work. Ha. 

When we were all finished our work Craig and Zita changed my sore foot bandages. Ha.

I was very brave again. I did not move at all. Ha. 

So I go lots of pieces of chicken. Just for me.

Then Zita went for her before dinner walk with Professor Jill. I could not go again.

And they found was a smelly skunk. But they were not all smelly. That is good. 

You cannot sleep inside if you are all skunk smelly. It is the rule.

I had to stay here and mind Craig and fast asleep Niamh. Oh well.

When Zita was home I helped her make our breakfast dinner. 

We had the pretend from France pancakes. 

And lots of very tasty from our friends the farmers’ bacon. 

And lots more of our maple tree syrup. Ha, that was a tasty dinnertime. 

I think we will watch some more of the detective who always wears a hat. 

But not inside. Only outside.

Day Three Thousand and Sixteen

It was our go to work again Monday this morning. Oh well.

We did not have a nice walk today.

Because it was a nasty cold windy rain day. 

And sometimes I even saw some snow falling down. Oh dear me.

So Zita and I stayed in our office and Craig made fluffy coffee for Zita.

I helped him eat his breakfast cookies. Ha. Good for me.

Then I went back to work in our office.

So I could be Zita’s very best helper assistant. Ha. That is my favourite job.

We did not look out the watching window so much today. 

Because it is just nasty all the time weather outside. 

Nobody wants to watch just nasty windy rain. Too bad for us. 

So we had a nice very quiet day this morning. That was a good idea.

Because I am still a bit all the time tired. Oh well.

Niamh made hotdogs for her lunch. And Craig had some too.

But I did not even have one.

Because I was fast asleep in our office. Oh dear me. 

My new sore foot medicine makes me go to fast asleep too soon.

And then I miss some of my tasty treats. That is not so nice. Too bad for me. 

Zita and professor Jill went on their before dinnertime long walk.

But I could not go.

Because Doctor Waller said I had to have a very restful time. 

Until my foot is all better again. And I do not have to wear a sock. 

So I can only go on very very short walks. 

Only just to my other side yard. To see our beautiful vegetables. That is not so far. 

When Zita came home she was cold and a bit soggy. I was not even a little bit cold. Or soggy. Ha.

Then we had a nice altogether dinner. That is my favourite kind of dinner.