Friday, 15 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy One

I got a be all better letter. From my friends Miss Gracie and Mister Elliot. Just for me. Ha.

They live in way far away. The other way far away. Not way far away Ireland. Where all the cousins live. The way far away with the giant mountains.

Miss Gracie and Mister Elliot read my little stories. On their computer. That is nice.

They knew that I had an operation. In my nice hospital. Because I had a sore toe. Now that sore toe is all gone. Oh well. 

Their family wrote a poem. Just for me. Ha. That is good. 

Just like Lilly's poems. 

To tell me to get all better for ever. And not to lick my operation. So I can scare all the awful squirrels away. 

I never had a nice letter before. The mailman brought it just for me. I did not even bark at him. Good for me.

It is good to have friends who send you be all better letters. That is what friends do. It is known. 

I got a brand new nearly a collar. Not a choke me to death collar. This is I could pull the go fast chair kind of collar. 

Zita and I got it on the busy street. On our nice long walk. 

The nice mailman came back to my house again. With a very big box. For Zita. It was full of brand new rascal ladies tshirts. 

We got lots of presents today. That is good. 

Craig drove Emmet to an important meeting at the too expensive coffee store this afternoon. Then Emmet walked all the way home. Because it is a way nice day outside.

It is nearly Miss Georgie's important sing happy birthday day. 

Niamh and all the dance a lot friends are going to go out. Together. For a party. All dressed up. 

With their make them tall shoes. And coloured eyes. And not enough enough clothes. Oh well.

Last night we watched the nice churchman on the television. He helps his friend the policeman catch nasty people. 

The policeman does not have a nice dog to help him. Only the churchman. Oh well. 

I went all the way down the scary stairs to the basement last night. 

To visit my friend Emmet's cosy bedroom. And my friend Emmet. He was reading a very interesting book. 

He has lots of big books. All over everywhere. Some of them are Craig's. Ha. 






Thursday, 14 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy


Niamh nearly forgot to be all awake this morning. Ha. Zita had to get her all awake. 

Miss Julia drove her to school the little white car. Niamh was still asleep. I could tell. Ha. Too bad for her. 

Craig and Zita and I had the fat toasts today. When Zita and I came back from our nice long walk. It is nice to go on long walks again. That is good. 

It is not so cold today. I could see the brand new flowers starting in our beautiful garden. That is good. 

Soon it will be all warm and we will have brand new all green trees. And lots of beautiful flowers. And tasty green beans in our garden. 

Then we will sit on our beautiful patio and have our toasts outside. And watch everybody. And drink lemonade. With ice cubes. Ha. Good for us. 

Last night there was an dangerous animal in my yard. I heard it. I jumped right off the bed. I was very fast.

I did not even bark. If you bark the dangerous animals know you are coming to catch them. And then they run all away. Ha.

Zita could not see them. I could smell them. In my side yard. Ha. Good for me.

Zita believed me. But she would not let me out to catch them. Oh dear. 

She said maybe it was a way smelly skunk. Maybe. 

You have to stay out side if you catch a smelly skunk. For a long time. And not sleep on your own comfy bed. Oh dear. 

I would not like that so much. 

I did not sleep on the comfy bed last night. I only slept right in the middle of my doorway. 

So I could guard everybody. All night. Ha. It is my job. 

No dangerous animals got in my house. That is good. 

I am a way good guarder. Everybody told me. It is true. Ha. 

Last night my friend Emmet cut his finger all open. With blood. Oh dear. 

He was opening his chocolate cake box. Ha. Too bad for him.

He had to put a bandage on it. That is silly. He cut his finger on a chocolate cake. Oh well.

Mister Peter came to our house today. He is going to put brand new lights in our way too dark hall. That is nice. 

He put a new blind in Niamh's room. So she can have even bigger sleepins. Ha. 

Zita and I had a nice very very long before dinner. Good for us. 

We watched the way old lady detective last night. On the television. I had a nice long nap too. Then we went to bed. 

Zita is going out for some tasty desserts tonight. With her friend from Mister Saint Paul's nice university. I will guard Craig. 




Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Nine

We are having a nice quiet day. 

My friends the ducks all came home from their vacation. That is good.

They are in the other pond. That pond has just a little bit of water. 

My pond is all still empty. It is still all full of rocks. The ducks do not like empty ponds. Or rocks. 

After our toasts Craig went to have a nice lunch with his old friends. Friends from before he was all nearly retired. That is nice.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. That is when we saw my friends the ducks. Ha.

It is not so cold today. I still have to have my special new boot on. When we go for our nice walks. So my foot will not get all dirty. 

After an operation you can not be all dirty. It is known. 

Niamh did not have a very good day yesterday. Oh dear. She went and bought cheeseies just for herself. Oh dear.

Miss Julia came home with her. 

It is good to have friends when you have a bad day. Or get into trouble. When you pull your bandages off. It is known. 

Maybe today will be better. Maybe.

Emmet has more stories to write. Just two stories. All about the way old people. The ones who lived beside the way far away ocean. Then he will be all finished.

That nice professor asked Emmet to help him with a important speech to lots and lots of people. People we do not know. Or dear. 

I got in a bit of trouble this afternoon. I was licking my operation. 

You can not lick your operation. Or it will not get all better. Craig told me. 

So I had to keep Craig company all afternoon in the den. I had a nice little nap. 

It is hard work getting all better for ever. Emmet told me. It is true. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Zita left the gold big car at the fix noisy cars store. On our busy street. When she came home from the way too small office. 

They have to find lots of young ladies to sit in all the very old chairs. In our government's very big full of old chairs room. For next year.  

The young rascal ladies will be from all over. They will not have their very own dogs to guard them. When they are away. Oh dear. 

Maybe I will have to guard them. All by myself. Maybe.

Good guarding dogs get lots of treats. Sometimes even cheese treats.  Ha. It is known. 





Monday, 11 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Eight

I had a very long walk last night. With my friend Zita. Before our dinner. Good for us.

She got me brand new boots. Just for me boots. All black books. Ha. That was nice.

We put the brand new boot on my foot. The foot that does not have any bandages on any more. Ha. That is good.

Now I can go for long walks again. With my brand new boot to keep my foot all safe. Good for me. Ha. 

I was very happy. After my very long walk. That is good. Zita was too. Good for us. 

Auntie Eileen went for a giant ride on her bicycle. All over to the other side of way far away Ireland. With all her bicycle friends.

To see our cousin Orlaith. And to drink beer. Ha. Cousin Orlaith sent us pictures. Good for us. 

She is still at her nice university because she has her remember everything exams too. Oh dear. 

Zita can not drive the gold big car so much today. It is too noisy. It will have to go to and be made all quiet again. 

We are going to get a different car for Zita. Oh dear. The gold big car is my favourite. 

Craig's silver little car is too small for nice big dogs. Just like me. 

Zita drove Emmet to his remember everything exam in the silver little car.

I stayed with Craig. We played catch the ball. A lot. That is good.

When Zita came home we had fat toasts. 

Then I helped Zita with the chairs for all the rascal ladies. On the comfy big bed. 

They have to find chairs for lots and lots of little rascal ladies. I do not know why. 

They are all going to come to my nice city and take a lot of old chairs. That is silly. Oh well. 

Zita went to the famous just for pizzas restaurant. For a rascal ladies lunch. The restaurant has new chairs. Ha. Too bad for them.

Craig brought Emmet home after his remember everything exam. 

Now he has to write one more not so big story and he is all finished. Ha. That is good.

Then he has to start again. In a little while. 

That is what you do at university. New starts all the time. And eat donuts. Ha. 


Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Seven.

When Zita and I got up this morning there was even more too much snow. Everywhere. Again. That is not right.

We had toasts and coffees. And looked out the watching window. At the too much snow. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Then Zita and I had to go to see my nice Doctor. 

Craig drove the gold big car for us. We had to go so they could look at my not so sore anymore foot. 

My nice Doctor took the bandages all away. That is good. 

He said I was a very brave dog. That is true.

Zita did not tell him all about the being in big trouble time. That is good.

No more fat bandages on my foot any more. I can not lick it. Or I will get get in big trouble. Again. Oh dear.

Then we came home. We had even more toasts. 

Zita drove Niamh to her dance a lot school. 

Emmet is all finished his studying for his remember everything exam tomorrow. He said his head is all full up as can be. 

He went on a little walk to see nice Mister Kettleman's store. To get a tasty bagel sandwich. For his lunch. 

Zita had to talk to all the rascal ladies this afternoon. I was a big help. I just had a nice nap on the comfy bed.

Zita has to go to the important meeting tonight. For our nice newspaper. It is her last important meeting. 

The nice men will have to take all the newspapers to another house. In their big noisy truck. Not mine. 

Because Zita is way too busy with all the rascal ladies. It is known.

We watched a new all about far away detectives last night. We could not understand them at all. 

They put all their words on the television. I could not read them. 

Dogs can not read. That is why we do not go to the nice universities. And eat tasty donuts in the big comfy chairs. Oh well too bad for them. 

Everybody would like nice dogs at their universities. It is known.

I got new treats. Little toasts. Craig told me they were Miss Melba's toasts. 

She makes very good treats. It is known. 


Sunday, 10 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Six

We had a sleep in today. That is good. Because it is a sleep in Sunday.

Last night I got two dinners. Ha. Because Craig forgot. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and Zita and Emmet and I watched the nice detectives last night. I had a comfy nap.

Zita and Emmet gave me another brand new bandages this morning. Because the old one was coming off. Oh well. 

Zita said that Emmet made a better bandage. Ha.

Then we made our lunch. We made not real pancakes. 

Just the pretend pancakes. That all the French people make. 

They are not pancakes they are just way too soggy toasts. Oh dear.  

We did not even have any tasty cheese. Oh well.

Then we went for a little nice walk. 

Everybody is working today. So I have to guard the whole house all by myself.

Emmet is still studying and Niamh is writing a new story. 

Zita is helping the rascal ladies again. 

And Craig is looking for interesting stories for our nice queen. 

Craig and I looked out the window a lot this afternoon. 

When Zita had to go to the not so expensive breakfast store. To get things for Mister Peter. For my friend Niamh's bedroom. 

Craig and I had the special long hot cheeseies. Together. Because we are friends. 

I am not in so much trouble today. That is good. 

It is not nice to be in trouble I think. 

Friends do not care so much if you are in trouble. Because they are your friends. It is known. 

Zita and I went for a little walk. Before our dinner.

Zita drove Niamh and Cara downtown to see her dance a lot friends dance. In a contest. 

I do not like contests so much. Because not everybody can win contests. 

A long time ago when I went to school they had contests. 

Sometimes I did not win. I do not think that is nice. 

Sometimes other nice dogs did not win either. That is not right. 

I do not like contests. 


Saturday, 9 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Five

Zita's train did not get lost and brought her home last night. That is good.

But Craig told her about the bandages. Even when she was on the train. When she got home she knew that I was in big trouble. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Craig had a very loud voice last night. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Craig never has a loud voice. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Zita looked at my brand new bandages. She said I did not have to go back to my nice hospital. 

Craig and Emmet made very good new bandages for me. That is good.

Zita said we would not talk about the big trouble anymore. That is good too. 

I do not like it when I am in trouble. It is known. 

Then we went all fast asleep. That is good. You are not in trouble when you are all fast asleep. Ha.

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. I still have to have the special boot on my foot. Because of the bandages. Oh well. Too bad for me.

I did not want to come in. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

After lunch time Zita and Niamh went up to the very busy street in the gold big car. To give all the nice stores their own newspapers. For their friends. 

It takes a long time to give everybody our nice newspapers. 

Craig had a sleep in and did not go to his old friends breakfast today. Maybe using your loud voice makes you way tired. Maybe. 

Because he did not go to his old friends breakfast Mister Tom came to our house after lunch. 

To give us brand new all the way from England stories. To watch at night. On the television. That is nice.

He helped Niamh put our newspapers in the car. That was nice too. 

Emmet is studying for his remember everything exam. The one all about animals. Not about any elephants. Oh well. 

I know he is studying because he has made lots and lots of Irish tea. And he had his big cosy blanket all wrapped over him. 

You get way cold studying. 

I have to stay with Craig. Because maybe I might forget not to pull my new bandages off. Maybe. 

Then I would be in big trouble again. Oh dear. I would not like that so much. 

We had croissants for our tasty lunch. And I got a brand new catching ball. It is blue. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh's friend Vera is coming tonight. I do not know why. Maybe for tasty bagels. They are going to Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. 

That is where all of Niamh's friends live. Eating bagels. Ha.


Friday, 8 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Four

I had a nice quiet day.

My friend Zita did not sleep in her comfy bed last night. She had to sleep all by herself in a big hotel. In not so far away Toronto. Oh dear. 

I had to guard everybody in my house. And Miss Rowan too. She had to sleep here. Because her house is too far away. 

And I had to keep Craig all safe. It is my job. He will just fall right out of bed. Onto the floor. 

Because Zita is not there. In the way. So I sleep way up at the top of the bed. So he will not fall out. Ha. Good for me. 

We had own made pizzas last night. 

Then Craig and I watched the hockey game. On the television. Craig's team won. I had a nice nap. 

Craig and I had before bedtime toasts. With peanut butter. Ha. That is good.

Niamh and Miss Rowan and Miss Lily went on the smelly bus today. Oh well. 

Craig and I had fat crunchy toasts for breakfast. Then I had my other breakfast with cheesy treats on top. Ha. Good for me.

Then Craig read a lot and I had a nice nap. On the comfy rug in the living room. That is good. 

We did not look out my watching window so much this morning. Because of more too much snow. That is not right. 

Craig and all his Viking friends caught the nasty Viking. And chopped his head all off. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Now Craig is the nice policeman from France. Again. He is the policeman with the brand new dog. To help him catch the dangerous people. Ha. That is a good book. 

The policeman likes lots and lots of cheese. His friends make lots of tasty cheese for everybody. That is good. 

We had croissants for our lunch. Craig had Mister Nicastro's tasty all the way from Italy sausages too. I can not eat them. Because I would have a sick tummy. Too bad for me. 

In the afternoon Craig and I watched out my watching window. Because the silly snow was not falling down anymore. That is good. 

Craig and Emmet and Niamh are going to make their own dinner tonight. Because my friend Zita will be on the train. And not here. Oh dear. 

Maybe she will be home tonight. Maybe.

I got in way big trouble again. I took my new bandages off. 

Craig and Emmet had to put new ones on. And I have to go to my nice hospital. Again. When Zita comes home. Oh dear. Oh dear. 


Thursday, 7 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Three

I had another very busy day.

I had to get up way early to go to my nice hospital. My nice Doctor gave me brand new bandages. 

That was nice. 

When we got home Craig drove Niamh to dance a lot school. Niamh was not so all wide awake. Oh well. 

When he got back we had toasts in the den. 

I had to wait a long time for toasts today. Oh well.

My friend Niamh has to make a big speech. When her dance a lot school is all over. 

She has go on on the giant stage and talk to everybody. Even people we do not know. Oh dear.

After our toasts my friend Zita had to go to not so far away Toronto. 

For lots and lots of meetings. And even tasty dinners. With all the rascal ladies. 

Nobody told me. I saw the going away bag. Then I knew. Oh dear. 

I do not like it when people go away. At all. It is known.

Maybe they will get all lost and know how to come back home. Oh dear. Oh dear.

She had to go on the train. Not on the dangerous just fall over and crash trains. The train with the very fat chairs. And the tasty food. 

She has to stay in a very nice hotel. With lots of pillows. And a giant television. 

I can not go to Toronto on the train. It is a not for dogs train. That is not vey nice. 

I do not know if I am all in charge again. Zita did not tell me. She was in a big hurry. Oh dear. 

Who is in charge. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Maybe it is Craig. Maybe. He works for the nice Queen. Maybe the nice Queen is in charge. Ha. 

Our friend Kathy drove Emmet to his nice university. In the way fast red car. Craig could not drive him today. 

He had to stay here. Because of all the newspapers. And because sometimes when nobody is here I chew off my brand new bandages. Then I get in big trouble. Oh dear. 

Today all of Emmet's nice university is over. Except for the all the remember everything exams. Oh well. 

Then he has to start again. With brand new interesting stories. Even in the nice summer time. 

Emmet likes going to his nice university. And reading his very interesting books. And writing his own stories. And buying his hot chocolates and donuts. And talking to his friends.





Wednesday, 6 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Two

We had a very busy day.

Zita drove Niamh and Miss Julia to practice dance a lot early in the morning.

Craig had coffee. He did not have any toasts. Too bad for me.

When Zita came home we had even more coffees and some tasty toasts. 

We used the special fat just for toasts bread. From the make tasty bread and cookies store. That is good. 

Craig took Emmet to his nice university this morning. 

His all about animals professor sent Emmet's very big story to be in a contest. 

Maybe he will win. 

Maybe he will win an elephant. Ha. That would be good. They could squish all the awful squirrels. Ha.

Elephants are very big. Ha. 

Niamh was dancing last night. In the living room. 

She had to make a dance a lot movie. For her homework. With very loud music. 

Niamh needs lots of room. So she had to move all our chairs. 

I could not help. Oh well.

We had snow today. That is not right. The too much snow time is all over. Too bad for us. 

Ollie likes the too much snow. He is very furry. He likes to sleep on the snow. That is silly. 

I like to sleep on my comfy bed. With my duvet. Ha. 

The nice men brought our newspapers to our house today. In the afternoon. 

I barked a bit. I forgot they were coming to visit. Oh well. 

The nice men did not like the too much snow either. We had to put blankets on the newspapers. So they would not be all soggy. 

Zita was not here. To talk to the nice men. She was at another very important rascal meeting. Only Craig was here. I had to help Craig. 

I know where all our nice newspapers go. They go in my side yard. Ha. I was a big help.

Emmet was having a tasty lunch with professor Jill. To talk about other nice universities. 

I had to stay here with Craig. Because of the newspapers. Oh well. 

We watched a sad detective last night. Sometimes he can not remember things so well. Oh dear. 

I had a nice nap so I was not so sad. Then we went all fast asleep. 



Tuesday, 5 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty One

I did not get into big trouble yesterday. Not even little trouble. Good for me.

I had to wear the do not get into trouble sock again. Oh well.

I helped Zita move the cars a lot today. That is good. I was a big help. Three times. Good for me.

It is our way early day. Craig was up even before Zita and even me. He drove Niamh to her very early dance a lot practice. 

Then he drove Emmet to his all day at his nice university day.

When Craig was away in the silver little car Zita and I had toasts. When we were all awake. Ha.

When Craig came back to our house we had toasts again. Ha. Two toasts. Good for me. 

When we were all finished Zita had a rascal meeting downtown. When she came home she brought  my friend Emmet too. Ha. 

Then they made some Irish tea. I just had a nice nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen.

This afternoon Zita had to go downtown to another important meeting. At a nice give you lots of biscuits and tea restaurant. 

It is a secret restaurant. You can only go in if somebody asks you. Ha. It is way up on top of a giant building. 

I guarded Craig. So he would not get into trouble. It is not very nice to get in trouble. It is known. 

In Craig's book he found the daughter in long long time ago way far away Ireland. On an island. 

I was right. She did not have a big fierce furry dog to guard her. That is why her father had to rescue her. Too bad for her. 

Now he is going to chop off a nasty Viking's head. With his own famous sword. And all his fierce friends. 

They have lots of row row row your boats. With pictures of scary wolves on them. Oh dear. 

Wolves are very scary. In the winter they hide behind the too much snow hills. 

So they can jump out and catch you. They go all away when there is no more too much snow. That is good.

Emmet had to go to the nice bank. To get some real money. 

Because he is going to take Professor Jill out to lunch tomorrow. Jamie and I are not going. 

It is a not for nice dogs restaurant. Oh well. That is not right. 

Jamie and I would be very polite and just wait for our treats. Under the table. It is known. 

Maybe they will have cheese sandwiches. Maybe.









Monday, 4 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty

Last night Zita made me a fat sock. For my sore foot. It is very thick. Too thick to chew. 

So I can not chew my new bandages. It is my brand new do not get into big trouble sock.

I am not so sad today. I did not chew my bandages last night. 

I do not know why I chew my bandages. I always just get in big trouble. Too bad for me.

Emmet did not go to his nice university today. His professor got caught by a flu. And could not go to teach everybody today. Oh dear. 

You do not have bandages when the flu catches you. That is good. Only if you have an operation. Just like Emmet.

I had an operation too. My nice doctor had to take away one of my toes. Because it was all too sore inside. 

That is why I have the bandages. And get in the trouble. Oh dear. 

Craig and Zita were way busy today. The dining room was all filled up with lots and lots of way too many pieces of paper. They were everywhere. 

That is what happens when you are busy.

Craig and I had toasty ham sandwiches for our lunch. That is good. 

Then I got a big cheese treat from my friend Emmet. For his lunchtime. Because he is home at our house today. All day. 

Before our lunch I had a nice nap in the den. The bandages make me a little sleepy. Oh well.

Craig is writing lots of interesting words today. Maybe for our nice Queen. 

And Craig is fighting the Vikings again. But in way far away Ireland. A long long time ago. 

He has to find his little girl. I do not know why. 

Maybe she got all lost. She does not have a nice big dog to guard her. Oh dear. 

Everybody should have a nice big furry dog. Just like me. Ha. 

Sometimes nice, big, furry dogs get into trouble. It is known. Oh well. 

The other lady Zita works with at the way too small office came to my house. 

Then they went up to our busy street and had a too much coffee meeting. Ha. 


Sunday, 3 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Nine

I got into big trouble today. 

I chewed my bandages and I had to go back to my hospital. 

So the nice ladies could give band new bandages. Not all chewed up and soggy bandages. Oh dear. 

Craig and Zita were no so happy. Oh dear. I do not like to be in the big trouble. 

I had a very little walk this morning. Before I got in trouble. 

We had visitors this afternoon. Because we are going to have a very big party. In my house. 

Because doctor Susan's daughter is getting married. In the summer. And has to have a big party. With all her old friends. 

She is Zita's Goddaughter. She does not live here anymore. She lives in not so far away Toronto. 

So the people came to our house to eat cookies and talk all about the party. Even Susan and Lilly. 

We did not talk about me being in trouble. That is good. I just had a nap.

Nobody like being in big trouble. When it is their own fault. 

Then you feel all sad. Inside. Or dear. 

That is me today. Oh dear. 

All sad inside. Because of the big trouble. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Saturday, 2 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Eight

I could not sleep with the awful thing on my head. I just got too upset. And scared. 

Zita took it off. Good for me.

Craig and Zita kept me company. Last night. So I would not lick all the bandages off. Oh dear. 

I was a little bit scared. Last night. That is not right. It is not nice when you are scared. Friends stay with you when you are a little bit scared. 

That is why Zita and Craig stayed all awake. So I was not all too scared. 

I just slept on the big table. At the end of the big bed. Where it is not too hot. Until the morning time.

This morning Craig went to his old friends breakfast. Because it is Saturday. I could not go. Because of the bandages. Oh dear. 

When Craig was all gone I had toasts with Zita. Then I had a long nap. 

We did not go for a nice walk today. 

I can not go on my nice walks until my foot is all better. With no bandages. Oh dear.

I had to go back to my hospital today. So the nice nurse could give me brand new bandages. 

I did not have to stay there today. That is good. 

My new bandages are yellow.

My old bandages were pink. Oh well. I do not like bandages so much. 

She is a nice nurse. She is not scary. That is good. 

I have to go back later. Not right away. So my nice doctor can look at my foot. Again.

We watched the detective who has his own church last night. It is a very old church. 

I did not see it. I had a nice long nap. In the den. With Craig and Zita and Emmet. That is good. 

I have to take medicine so my foot is not too sore. It makes me a bit sleepy. Oh well. 

Ollie is chasing all the nasty squirrels away for me. Because of my sore foot. That is nice. 

Ollie is very fierce. That is good. We hate squirrels. Ha. 

Ollie likes to sleep in the middle of the driveway. With all the cars. Behind the silver little car. 

I do not know why. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch another detective on the television tonight. Maybe I will just have nice nap.


Friday, 1 April 2016

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Seven

I did not have any toasts today. Or even a tasty breakfast.

After my long walk I had to go to my hospital. For an operation. Just like Emmet. Oh dear. 

They did not put any nasty tubes in me. That is good. 

I did not have to go to Emmet's nasty good hospital. Just my little hospital. With all the nice people.

It is because one of my toes was still too sore. And the medicine did not make it all better. Oh dear. 

So my nice doctor had to fix it all up. Oh dear. 

Now I do not remember anything. About all day. 

I just went all fast asleep for a very long time. Oh dear. 

So I did not do anything today. I was just asleep. Too bad for me. 

Craig and Zita came and got me. At nearly dinner time. Then we went home. I was way way tired. And I had a nap right away. 

They took all the fur off my back leg. Oh dear. And I have a giant bandage on my foot. 

And I have to have the awful plastic thing on my head. So I do not lick so much. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

My foot is a bit too sore. My nice doctor give Zita some medicine for me. So it will not be too sore. That is good. 

But it will be all right. Because my family will take care of me. Forever. 

That is what families do when you are not all right. That is good. 


Nighty night. Your friend Miss Poppy.