Tuesday, 9 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Three 

I only had a very little sleep in today.

Because we had a very busy day. All day long. Oh well. 

Zita took doctor Susan’s red nearly a truck to the giant post office. 

It was filled up to the top with lots and lots and lots of boxes for the young rascal ladies all over our country. 

And Zita had to wait until the post office people put stickers on each one. Oh dear.

Then after lunchtime she had to go back to make sure they were all gone.

And this morning Miss Tarryn drove Niamh to her eye doctor. Now she will get new different kind of glasses. 

Because her head was bopped when she was at her other university. Oh dear me.

So I just minded Craig until he was all awake and then we had two big toasts. With jam too. Ha.

When Zita and Niamh were back home Zita cooked lots of very tasty bacon.

The bacon from just around here. From the nice farmers. 

So Craig and I had bacon sandwiches for our together lunchtime. Ha. That was a very good idea.

Then the go fast car took Niamh to another doctor. A fix the inside of your shoulders doctor. 

So he could look at the inside pictures of her not so very good shoulder. Oh dear me. Too many doctors.

I stayed here so I could mind Craig. 

So he would not get into any trouble. Ha. That is my best easy job.

Sometimes we have just because treats when it is only Craig and I in the house. 

But we do not tell anyone. Ha. Good for us. 

When Niamh got home I minded her. 

But I could not mind Zita because she had to go back to the giant not so very near post office. 

And when Zita got back home it was time for our before dinner walk.

I pretended that I was fast asleep. 

But Zita was not fooled. 

So I had to wear my green rubber boots again. Oh well. 

But it was not even all dark yet. That is a good time for a nice walk. Even with my boots on. Oh well. 

So when we got back home it was make our dinner time. 

So I helped Zita make our tasty together dinner. 

We made a full of cheese delicious sauce from far away France. It is a very good sauce. 

Craig said when you put it on the cauliflower you cannot even taste the cauliflowers. Ha. 



I get to taste things to make sure they are as tasty as can be. 

I am the very best kitchen helper ever. 

Zita told me. So it is very true. Ha. Good for me. 

Today was a very long day for everybody. Except for Craig.

But tomorrow Zita and I do not have to go to work. Ha. That is a good idea. 

I think we will watch the detective program tonight.

Last night we had delicious ice cream. 

Maybe we will have some tonight too. Maybe. 



Monday, 8 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Two 

I had a very nice sleep in this morning.

I did not even wakeup when Zita got up and was all awake. 

I just stayed in the big comfy bed beside Craig until he got all dressed. Ha. Good for me.

I had a grumbly tummy so Zita got me my breakfast right away. 

And she put tasty turkey right on top. Ha.

When Craig made Zita her fluffy coffee he made two toasts. 

One for Zita with not so tasty marmalade on top.

And one for us with delicious jam. Ha good for us.

It is very cold outside today.

But Niamh went for a walk to the busy street. So she could get her very favourite coffees at the lots of coffees store. 

She did not have a nice sleep in. 

Because she had to watch her very interesting class on the old big television. Oh well.

At lunchtime Zita took all the snow away from my side yard. 

So all the catching balls would not get lost in the too much snow. 

But I could not help her. Oh well. 

Last night we had our own pizzas in the den. So we could watch the important football game.

But it was not such an interesting game. 

So after I had some pizza bits I went right asleep. Ha. 

This afternoon I saw my best friend Emmet today. Craig and Zita and Niamh were there too. 

So everybody was altogether. 

But only on Zita’s computer.



Because he is still in his way far away in Cork university. Oh dear me. That is not so nice. 

He said he was so busy his head is going to fall right off. Oh dear me. 

What if he could not find it right away.

And I would not be there to find it with my very good for finding things nose. Oh dear me. 

What to do. What to do. 

He is so busy because has to change all the very very old words into brand new words.

So people can read the very very old from Ireland stories. 

He said it makes his head hurt. Oh dear. 

He should have more nice naps. 

When he was talking I had a very nice nap. 


We talked to him for a long time. 

He told us all about writing his important giant story. He said you have to find only the right words.

And lots of times you have to try lots of wrong words before the right word just is there. Maybe it is magic. Maybe.

Then we talked a lot until Zita had to go to another very long rascal ladies meeting.

And then Niamh had to do some more writing and Emmet had to go to make his tea. In the very little kitchen. 

So we waved and waved at the computer until he was gone. Oh dear me.

So I just went back to fast asleep. Ha.

Niamh went to Miss Tarryn and Miss Anna’s apartment for a little dinner. 

So we will not have a together dinner tonight and my friend Emmet will not be here either. Too bad for us. 

Maybe we will watch the from Ireland detective again tonight. 

Before we go to fast asleep. 



Sunday, 7 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty One

We had even more snow when I was fast asleep. 

When I was all wide awake and looked out my windows at everything there was more nasty snow. All over.



Nobody told me that there was going to be more snow. Oh dear.

Now the scary move the snow machines will come to my street again. Oh dear. 

They are not so nice machines. 

Not like my friends the back go fast car. Or the silver little car. Oh well. 

Because it was sleep in Sunday Craig had a nice sleep in. 

But my friend Niamh did not even come home last night. Oh dear.

Because she slept at Miss Anna’s and Miss Tarryn’s apartment. 

When they were talking all about the whole world Niamh fell to fast asleep. 

Right on their not so comfy sofa. Oh dear. 

And she did not even wake up until it was way to late to walk home. That was silly.

And she slept in her own clothes not her comfy pajamas. Too bad for her.

This morning Zita and I cleaned the refrigerator all up. Ha.

And we put all the food on the floor. 



And washed all the insides of the refrigerator. 

That was a big job. Zita said I was a very big help.


Because I did not even lick anything at all. Good for me. 

And we made the very very tasty peaches and oatmeals dessert. 


And we had some for our together lunch. That is a tasty dessert. 

And you do not even have to have it for dessert. You can have it any time. It is just because food.  Ha. 

Then Niamh came home. 

She walked from downtown and did not even fall down on her bottom. That was a good idea. 

Zita got Niamh a helmet for fast skiing down a mountain. 

And she can even use it when she is skating on our all frozen up canal. 

So she will not bump her head again. And have to go to the nasty food hospital again. Ha. 

After Niamh was home Zita and I went for a very long all over everywhere walk. 

It was a very nice day outside. There was not any windy snow and it was not so very cold.

And the snow was only the blow all around snow. It was not the stick to me snow. That was good. 

But I still had to wear my rubber boots. Oh well. 

When we got home Zita made Craig and neat and tidy again. That was a good idea.

He could not go up to the busy street to his nest and tidy store. Because of the rules.

So he was very very messy. Oh dear me. 

So Zita got her special neat and tidy scissors and now he is not so messy anymore. 

He is only a bit messy. 

But Craig does not see messy so much as Zita and Niamh and I do. Ha. Too bad for messy him. 

Then Zita went outside to move some of the too much snow. 



I stayed inside fierce barked at everybody. To make sure they did get in her way. Ha. 



Tonight is the night for the last football game. Ha. That is a good idea.

We are going to have own made delicious pizzas. 

And eat it right in the den. Not in the dining room.

So we can watch the important football game. 

I always get pizza bits. Good for me. 

Saturday, 6 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twenty 

It was clean the house day today.

So we did not have any nice sleep ins. 

Zita took Niamh all the way downtown to her work. 

And it was Craig’s coffee with old friends on the computer day. 

So we did not have our good morning toasts. 

And when Zita was back home she talked to her mother and father.

While she was making everything spic and span.

But not when she was using the noisy clean the floors machine. Ha. 

Then I went outside to play with my big blue ball. 

Because I cannot hear the noisy machine when I am outside. Ha. 

After lunchtime Zita and doctor Susan and Miss Chris went for a not close together adventure walk. 

I stayed here so I could mind my friend Craig. 

And I had a very nice nap in the den when he read his book.

So I had a very nice quiet afternoon.

Because only Craig and I were here. And we are very quiet. 

Then Mister Tom brought us a new program to watch after our dinnertimes. That was very nice.

When Zita came home she brought Niamh with her. 

So she would not just walk home and maybe fall down on the icy sidewalks and hurt her head. 

One time I slipped right off my own sidewalk and got hurt. 

But that was a very long time ago. When I was a too fast walking dog. Oh well.

And we they got home they had to go back to downtown. Again. 

Because Niamh forgot to get her important book from the store. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

This afternoon Craig found a picture of me when I was little.

I was so so little I could not see so well out of my watching window.



That was a long time ago. Oh well.

Now I can watch everybody even when I am laying down right on my tummy. Ha. Good for me.

I  only had to watch Craig and Zita tonight. That was an easy job.

Friday, 5 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Nineteen

We did not get up too early today. 

And Craig did not even get up until nearly my lunchtime. My goodness.

The go fast car took Niamh to the beautiful clothes store. And Miss Anna too.

Because she cannot walk so very well with her still broken foot. Oh dear.

So they took her too. So she would not just fall down again on the slippy sidewalks. 

And break something else. Oh dear. That would not be so good. 

When we got home I minded Zita right in our own office. 

Because Craig was still under the warm duvet in the big comfy bed. 

He was listening to a new book. 

All about my friend Mister Saint Newton. And all his adventures.

I did not know that Mister Saint Newton found lots and lots of important brand new ideas. Ha.

Craig told me he never knew how many things he did not know anything about. 

He only thought he did. Oh dear. That is not such a nice idea. 

I think he should only read his nice books.

The ones about nice knights with a giant horses and his fierce brave dogs. 

And big castles too. Ones with a roof. And not so many ghosts. Ha. That is the best kind of book. 

When he was all awake we had a cinnamon bun. And looked out my watching window. 

The cinnamon bun was too big so I had to help Craig eat it. We had it for our lunchtime. Ha.

Then I went back to help Zita with her rascal ladies work. 

So we did not have any together toasts today. Only a together lunchtime. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Zita went for a nice run all over run today. At lunchtime. 

I could not go. I had to stay here to mind Craig. Oh well. 



So I watched her out my watching window. Until I could not see her anymore. Oh dear me. 

It was not even cold today. 

But there was even more snow last night. Oh dear.

But now everything is just a bit all over messy everywhere.  Oh dear me. 

So Zita had to have a squeaky clean shower shower when she was back home. 

When Niamh got home from the beautiful clothes store she had a squeaky clean shower shower too. 

With her very loud music on. Oh dear. 

Zita does not need to have any music when she has a squeaky clean shower. Just soap. 

When it got dark outside Craig and I had a cookie. In case we forgot to eat our dinner. 

Then Zita and I went for our before dinner walk. But it was in the dark.

Because Zita was very busy until late today. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

And I had to wear all my boots. 

Because everything was still all messy. And not it is just all cold too. Oh dear me. 

When we were home and warm I helped Zita make our delicious dinner. 

I think we will have a together dinner tonight. 

Maybe we will have lots of cheese again. Maybe. 

Zita said her week was very long. Mine too. Oh dear. 

Maybe next week will be short. Maybe. 


Thursday, 4 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighteen 

We did not have any sleep ins today.

Because we had a very busy morning.

Niamh had to go to visit her just for eyes doctor. 

So Zita drove her right there. And she waited for Niamh.

Because after you go to the just for eyes doctor you cannot see so well. That is very silly.

Craig and I were all awake right away so we had two croissants for our breakfast.

And then we waited for the go fast car to bring Zita and Niamh back home. 

I had a little nap too. But Craig just read his book.

When they got home Niamh told me that her very tall doctor had the most beautiful office in the world.

It is nice to have a beautiful place to work. 

That is why we have my very comfy blanket in our office. Just for me. 

Then Niamh had her lunch. I had mine too. I had some brand new just cooked turkey on mine.

And Zita went for her run all over everywhere. And Niamh and Lee went for an adventure walk too.

When Zita came home we went for our lunchtime walk.

It was not very cold today. It was just beautiful and sunny blue all over the sky. 

Because there were not any fat sheep clouds at all. Anywhere. 

I think Mister Shadow and Miss Maggie chased them all away. 

For their hello to everybody down here exercise. Ha. 

This time I only had to wear my boots. 

So I would not get nasty salt on my feet. Ha.

Then when we came home Zita went to her rascal ladies office and I had a beside Craig nap. In the living room.

When I was fast asleep a present lady came to my house and knocked right on my watching window. Oh dear.

I did not even know she was there. Either did Craig. 

Craig said were just very startled. But we were not even a little bit afraid. Ha. Good for us. 

So I barked at her. Very loudly.

Because that is what you do when you are all of a sudden just startled. Ha. 

But she was only just all as lost as can be. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

When she left she was still lost. Oh dear. 

But then our house was all safe as could be.

So I had a lovely quiet nap in the kitchen.

Because Zita was talking to everybody right on her computer. 

So then you have to be very quiet. Just like a little bird. Ha.

Niamh was very busy this afternoon giving somebody lots of numbers. Out loud. 

And then the other person would say the same number again. 

That is a very silly game. Too bad for them. 

But I was very quiet. 

Then Zita came into the living room and we got my boots on so we could go for our before dinner walk.

I wore my cosy warm jacket too. Zita said I am a very stylish dog. Just like my friend Niamh. 

It was only Craig and Zita for the lovely dinner tonight. 

Because Niamh had to go and get an inside picture of her not so good shoulder. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Last night we had tasty toasts treats with jam. 

When we watched the detective program. Ha. That was a good idea. 




Wednesday, 3 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Seventeen 

I had a very quiet time today.

Because I only had my friend Craig to mind.

Everybody else was gone. 

The go fast car took Niamh to her beautiful clothes store and then it took Zita to the other office.

And this was her do not go to work day. But she had to go to work anyway.

Because she had to fix some broken things. Oh dear me.

So I had a very quiet day. 

I was awake a lot last night. Because I could not just get nice and comfortable. 

And sometimes I do not see so very well in the nighttime. 

So I cannot get up on the comfy bed so easily.

But my friend Zita helps me. Because we are always best friends. It is known. 

When you get a bit old you do not see so very well. Oh dear.

Tomorrow Niamh is going to see her eye doctor and Zita got brand new see her books glasses.

And they are not even so old. Oh dear. Too bad for them. 

Craig and I had our together breakfast toasts. With the brand new from nearly here jam.

Then we watched out the watching window. 

It is not way too cold outside today. So there were lots of people to watch. That was fun.

Then Craig read his book and I had a right beside him sleep. That is just right.

Then I got very tasty chicken on top of my tasty lunch. That was a good lunch.

Then I went back to sleep after I watched all children slide down the hill. 

But there were not many children there today. 

So it was not so very interesting today. That is why I had a lovely quiet day. 

Then the go fast car was here. And it was all full up to the top with wonderful food. Ha.

So we put it all away. Except for the very fat croissants .

Because Craig and I had one for our middle of the afternoon tasty snack. 

Craig warmed it all up in the oven. So the butter would melt all over it. Ha.

Zita did not have a delicious croissant. 

Because the go fast car had to go right downtown again.

So it could go and find Niamh to bring her back home. Ha.

So I waited at my watching window until they were right in our own driveway. 



It is my best job. 

When they were all back home we decided to have a very early together dinner. Ha.

And we are going to have croissants and brand new just made bread. And lots of different delicious cheeses. Ha. That is my favourite dinner. 

Then Zita had her after dinner tea with her lady friends. Right on her computer.

Because of the do not get sick and have to go to the nasty food hospital rules.

Emmet’s friend Miss Rachel is a practice doctor at the nasty food hospital. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

I do not know what Craig is going to do after dinner. Maybe watch a too loud movie.

So I am going to mind my friend Zita. 

She is not so loud as loud movies. Ha.

Tuesday, 2 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Sixteen 

I did not have a sick tummy last night. I do not like it when I have a sick tummy.

It was good that I did not have a sick tummy last night.

Because I was very very busy guarding my own house. For a long time. In the middle of the night. 

The very loud and scary gobble up the snow machine was on my street.

And with lots and lots of very noisy move all the snow around machines. 

And the giant too bright take the snow away trucks too. Oh dear me.

I had to stay right at my windows and fierce bark at them. For a long time. 

So they would not try too gobble up our cars. Or maybe even our beautiful house. 

Zita watched them too. She came to help me. 

So I had to mind her and guard the house all at the very same time. All by myself.

Because Craig is not so scared of the very noisy machines so he was just fast asleep.

That is not so very brave. Too bad for him.

When all the snow was taken away everything was quiet again.

So Zita and I went to back asleep. 

This morning I was very tired from guarding the house.

So after Craig and I had our toasts I had a nice nap. 



Right in the living room. Beside Craig. 

He was just reading his nice book about the long time ago Doctor who is a detective too. Ha.

After Zita had her go all over run we went for our lovely walk. 

But as soon as we got to my street there was all of a sudden windy snow. Everywhere. 

But we went anyway. Because we were all dressed in our very warm clothes. Ha. 

When we got home I got green beans on my lunch. Craig knows that green beans are my favourite. 

Then I looked out the window. It was not even a bit interesting. Because of the windy snow.

So I had another nice nap. 

Because I had to be a very quiet minder this afternoon. 

Because Niamh had another little remember everything exam. Oh dear me.

But then the go fast car had to take Zita downtown to get something important. 

So she had to take the even more snow off the car first.

I minded everybody while she was gone. It is my job.

Dogs are the very best at minding their families. 

Mister God gave us this job at the very beginning. 

So we are very good at it.  Ha. Good for us. 

But when Zita got home she had to go right back downtown. To the other rascal ladies office.

Because something was just not all right. 

So Zita had to go back so she could fix it. Oh dear me. 

But I was still the very best quiet minder ever today. Good for me.

We had the used full of delicious meat soup tonight. 

And the toasty warm crunchy bread from France. Ha.

I think we will watch the detective from Ireland tonight. 

But he is not in Ireland, he is in England. 

But I do not know why. Oh well.


Monday, 1 February 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Fifteen 

I had another sick tummy in the middle of the night.

Craig said maybe I had too many delicious treats. Oh dear me. That is not such a good idea. 

Craig had a big sleep in today.

When I was not way too busy helping Zita I went into the our bedroom to mind him. 

And to keep his toasty warm.

But he listened to his new book for so long we did not even have our breakfast toasts. 

We had to have lunchtime toasts instead. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

It is still a very cold day outside. But not so cold as yesterday. That was good.

Miss Tarryn came over to do her homework with Niamh. 

Niamh even had a very little exam today. Oh dear me. 

So I had to be very quiet. Oh well.

Last night Zita made a delicious nearly a cake. 

But with way too much chocolate. And all cooked oatmeal on the bottom too. Ha.

Everybody had some. Except me. 

Because of the too much delicious chocolate.

But you can only have a very little bit at a time. Or you will just explode. Craig told me so. Oh dear. 

I would not want my family to explode all over everywhere. Oh dear me.

So you can only have little bites of it. Ha. 

May Zita should hide it. Maybe. 

After my own lunch I had a very long nap in the kitchen.

Zita was very busy with lots of only on her computer meetings. 

I have to be very quiet when she has those meetings. 

That is not such a very easy job for a good minder dog like me. Oh dear.

When Zita was all finished her work I was still all fast asleep. 

When I woke up it was too late to go for our before dinnertime walk.

Because it was dinnertime. Oh dear me.  

So I helped Zita make our dinner. I was a very big help. I got treats.

We did not tell Craig. Ha. Too bad for him. 

So we had tortellinis and brand new cheese for pasta for our dinner tonight. 

Then Zita and Niamh drove Miss Tarryn home. 

I think we will watch the detective program tonight.

But not so long. Because Zita and I did not get so much sleep last night. 

Sunday, 31 January 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Fourteen 

I did not have a very nice sleep last night.

In the middle of the night I just slipped and fell right off our comfy bed. But I was not hurt.

Zita got right up to make sure I was all right.

Because we are best friends. 

But then I went outside to my side yard and had a sick tummy.  

In the middle of the night. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

And this morning I did not want to eat my breakfast.

Zita said that the turkey on top was too old. Oh dear.

She said that is why I had a sick tummy last night. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

She put all the turkey in the garbage. Right away. 

And then I got a brand new lunch. Which tasty cheese on top instead. 

And Craig shared the muffins that Zita made yesterday. 

He put very delicious jam on them too. Ha. Good for us. 

Then I had a long nap. 

You always have long naps when you have a sick tummy. It is our own good rule. 

This afternoon Zita and the black car took Niamh to Miss Anna’s apartment.

Because they have a brand new cooking club. Right on their computers. Ha.

So everybody is going to make very special delicious cookies all together. 

Right on their computers. Together. That is a good idea. 

Now you have to only be on your computers to have an altogether club. 

Because of the do not get all sick and maybe just die rules. 

Maybe she will bring some cookies home maybe.

Or maybe Niamh and Miss Anna and Miss Tarryn will eat them all by themselves. Oh dear.

Maybe they will have sick tummies too. Oh dear me. 

It is still very cold outside. It was too cold to play with my big blue ball. 

My new ball is not a bit red. It is just all blue. 

But it is not so easy to chew as my red ball. That is not so much fun. 

This afternoon Zita was making an own made very very delicious cake. 

And she was talking to way far away in Ireland auntie Eileen at the very same time.

So I stayed on my comfy rug right there in the kitchen to help her. 

It is always good to have a good helper when you are very busy. 

I still have to wear my T-shirt but it is very comfy. And it has a fierce giant wolf on it. Ha. 



That is a good T-shirt.

Craig said I could have it. Forever. Ha. 

Maybe I will get some more. Just like Craig. Ha. 

That is a good idea. 

For my dinnertime I got chicken and cheese treats on top. Ha.

When I was having my dinner Zita went and brought Niamh back home to our toasty warm house. 

That was a good idea. 

Then Zita made our very tasty together dinner. I was a big help.

So I got some green beans just for me.

Green beans are my favourite. Because they are very crunchy. 

We had delicious ham and lots of green beans for our dinner. Good for us.

Then we watched the new detective program. 

Maybe we will go to bed early tonight. 

Maybe I will not fall off our bed tonight. That is a good idea. 


Saturday, 30 January 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Thirteen 

I had a nice sleep in with my friend Craig today. 

I did not get up with Zita. I stayed in the big comfy bed so I could keep Craig toasty warm.

Because it is still very cold outside today.

But it was not such a long sleep in.

Because it is Craig’s Saturday have cookies and coffee with his old friends. 

On his old flat computer right in the den. 

He brought in way too many cookies so I had to help him eat them all. Ha. That was an easy job.  

I saw everybody right on the computer. I do not think they had cookies. Too bad for them.

Today is the special everybody should eat lots of croissants day. 



But we did not have one croissant. Not even a very little one. 

Because Craig ate them all a while ago. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Croissants are my favourite. 

This morning I minded Zita when she talked to her parents in way far away Dublin. 

And I had my breakfast too. Lots of times I get turkey bits right on top. Ha.

I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight so he can tell Uncle Bill. 

Uncle Bill will be very happy for me. It is known. 

Maybe it is one of his hiding all the time turkeys. Maybe. 

At lunchtime we went for our good afternoon walk. And we found professor Jill too. Ha.

It is not so cold if you only walk where the sunshine is. 

But if you go around a corner it is way too cold. And just all of a sudden you are nearly just a frozen icicle. 

After we got back from our walk Zita and the go fast car went downtown.

So they could find my friend Niamh. And bring her home.

She did not walk home today.

Because when she got home last night her toes were as cold as could be. Oh dear. That is not very nice.

That is why I have to wear my boots. So I do not have as cold as can be toes. 

Because I do not have so many toes anymore I have to wear my toasty warm boots lots of times. Oh well.

When I was looking out my watching window there were lots and lots of little children sliding down into my empty pond.


Even in the very very cold. That is silly. 

Now they will have cold as can be toes. 

And the lady on the television said that tonight is going to be the very coldest night. Oh dear me.

So Zita told me that we are not going out again today. 

Because we are not so silly. Ha. That is true. 

I only had to mind Craig and Zita for our dinnertime tonight.

They had little pies for dinner. 

Not big apple pies or peaches pies. They had little chicken pies. One each. Ha.

Sometimes I get the crunchy bits. 

Niamh did not have dinner her tonight. She went to Miss Anna’s to watch a movie.

But Zita drove her.

Because of the way too cold. 

We are going to watch more of the far away in London detectives tonight. 

Right in our comfy warm den. Ha. 

Last night when we watched the detectives Craig had lots of ice cream. 

And then I licked the bowl as clean as could be. Ha. That was an easy job. 

Friday, 29 January 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Twelve 

It was so cold this morning I did not even get out of bed when Zita got up.

Zita and I were a bit tired.

Because in the middle of the night the very very noisy take away all the snow machines came here.

And they took away all the snow from the beside us street. 

But they were so loud that Zita and I could not go to sleep. 

I even barked at them very fiercely but they could not hear me. 

So they were not even a bit scared of me. 

And I even had my very best fierce as a wolf T-shirt on too. Too bad for us. 

Then we went back to sleep. But it took us a long time. Oh dear me. 

So I even stayed right in the big comfy warm bed when Zita took Niamh to downtown. Ha.

Only when Craig was all awake did I get all awake too. Ha. Good for us.

Last night Niamh and Miss Tarryn made delicious cookies.

So Craig and I had two of them for our own breakfast. Ha. That was a tasty good idea.

When I went outside I did not even stay to play with my big ball. 

Because it was way too cold. Oh dear. 

When Zita came home Craig made two fluffy coffees. And he had a fluffy coffee too. Ha. 

Then I went into the rascal ladies office to be Zita’s very best helper. 

This afternoon the present man brought Niamh some books for her university.

But it was not nice Mister Mohammad. 

And that man took them to the wrong house. Oh dear me. 

But we saw them in a picture they sent us. 



And it was not even our house. Oh dear. 

So Zita ran across the other street and brought them to our house. Good for us. 

So they did not get lost at all. Niamh was very happy.

Because they were important books for her university. 

Niamh did not even want a nice ride home this afternoon. 

She walked all the way home. 


Even in the very cold. Oh dear me.

So Zita and I went for our walk before it was all dark outside.

But we got dressed up in our very comfy warm clothes. Even our warmest boots too. Ha. 

Because nobody wants to have all frozen just like ice feet. It is known. 

We found Professor Jill and we gave her the very good program about the nice just for animals Doctors. 

So she can watch it with the little dogs. Ha. That was a good idea.

Miss Tarryn came to our house with Niamh this evening. 

I think she is going to have dinner here.

We had the very big all covered in melted delicious cheese chips for our dinner. 

Then Craig and Zita and l will watch the from far away in England detectives.

Maybe I will have a nice nap. Maybe. 

But Niamh and Miss Tarryn had their dinnertime downstairs.

So they could watch a new movie on the old big television. Too bad for them.

Thursday, 28 January 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eleven 

We did not have even a very little sleep in today. Not even one person. Oh well.

Craig and I had a full of jam delicious not a donut for our breakfast.

But Craig was up so early today that he had to wait to make Zita’s fluffy coffee. 

Because she already had her own coffee already. Oh well. 

So Craig and I looked out the window at all the people. And the very noisy move the snow machines. 


Sometimes they go right on my own sidewalk. Oh dear. I do not like that at all.

It is very very cold so everybody had all their warm as can be clothes on. Even all the nice dogs too. 

When Craig made Zita’s fluffy coffee he made us a toast too. Ha. That was a good idea. 

Then I had a nap beside Craig.

Mister Tom came to our house before lunchtime. 

He gave us some brand new programs for our after dinner television time. 

Then it was time for me to take Zita on our lunchtime walk.

But we had to get all dressed up. Just like everybody else. 


Because of the way too much cold. I even had to wear my boots too. Oh well. 

The men put their signs in the too much snow. 



That means the very scary giant snow gobbling up machines will be coming on my street.

And their giant noisy trucks too. Oh dear me. I do not like that at all. 

After lunchtime Zita and Niamh had important meetings. On their computers. 

And I had to be a very quiet dog. 

So I went to fast asleep. 


It is not so hard to be very quiet when you are all asleep. 

Miss Tarryn came to visit us. And she brought us an own made cake. Ha.

And then Kathy came to visit me. And see our brand new living room. 

I brought her my very favourite Kong. Ha. 

Because she is my friend. 

And she brought us a giant just for pastas cheese. And some new tortellinis too. That was a good visit.

But then she had to go back the beautiful cottage.

Because of the do not get sick rules. Oh well. 

So I went back to sleep. 

I was so fast asleep that Zita was all finished her rascal ladies work when I woke up. Oh dear me. 

It was nearly dark outside but we went for our before dinner walk anyway.

Because we are very brave when we are together. Ha.

We had a together dinner tonight and with Miss Tarryn too. 

We had tasty chicken. 

And everybody rolled it all up with cheese and lots of cooked vegetables. That is a good dinner.

Then we watched our detective program before we went to fast asleep. In our comfy bed. 

Wednesday, 27 January 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ten 

I had a grumbly tummy last night. In the middle of the night. Oh dear.

And Zita had to get me some tasty food. But then she could not go back to fast asleep. Oh dear me.

And when we looked out our window there was nobody there at all.

But there was even more snow. Oh dear. 

So after Zita woke up she had to move the snow off the go fast car before she could take Niamh to her work. Oh dear.

So I kept Craig company on the comfy bed until Zita came home.

We had out together toasts today. Then Zita went to the grocery store.

Before it was all full of people.

I stayed here to mind Craig. 

And we saw a very big truck full of bits of trees get all stuck right on my corner. 



Because of all the too much snow. 

When Zita came home she went right outside and was very busy moving all our way too much snow.


I had to stay inside and mind Craig. So he would not get in trouble. Too bad for me.

For our together lunchtime Craig and I had a donut. But it did not even have a hole in the middle. 

Because it was all full up with raspberry jam instead. Ha. That was a good donut. 

And when I went outside to find my big ball I could not find it. 

And I got all covered in snow and then I had to stay in the kitchen. 


Because I was all soggy. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Zita puts all our too much snow into the big sliding box and takes it to our corner. So it is not in my side yard. 



And when Zita was all finished moving the too much snow away I found my big ball. 

It did not get all lost. That was good. 

It was a very sunshiny day today. And the lots of snow makes everything very very bright. 

It is better when it is all bright outside. Even with the too much snow.

Zita moved the black go fast car car so she could take all the snow off the silver little car. Ha. 


That was a good idea.

Craig was very happy that the silver little car was not covered up to the top with too much snow anymore.  Me too. 

After having a nice rest with me Zita and the go fast car went to downtown to find my friend Niamh.

And Niamh came home she made a very special delicious special dinner for us tonight.

Because she has been reading the how to be a famous cook from France book. 

It is full up with very delicious dinnertimes. That is a good book. 

We had a cauliflower all hidden under a very tasty full of delicious cheese sauce. Ha. 

I got some too. 

Then we watched only a little bit of the detective program before Craig had a squeaky clean shower. 

So he would not be too smelly. Ha.   


Tuesday, 26 January 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Nine

Only Craig had a sleep in today. And it was only a very little sleep in. Oh well.

A nice man came to look at the take the water away pipes. 

Because they put white ones right on the other side of my house. By mistake. 

Because they promised to put the nice red ones on. Like our old ones. Oh dear.

So they are going to come back and put the right ones on. Ha. That is good.

Craig and I had our toasts before I went to my own office to help Zita. 

I was a big help until lunchtime then Zita and I went for our lovely walk all around our neighbourhood. 

It was not so very cold today. 

But we got all dressed up as warm as toasts anyway. 

So I had to have my green rubber boots on. Oh well.

But when I got home I had a very tasty lunch. Then I had my lunchtime nap. 

So I had a very nice quiet afternoon. Ha. Good for me. 

But my friend Niamh was very busy today with her university courses all day. 

She did not have a nice quiet day like me. Too bad for her.

Before our dinner Zita and the go fast went to get her brand new see everything all the time glasses. Ha. 

Then she went to the downtown rascal ladies office to do some important rascal ladies things. 

I stayed here and looked out my watching window at everybody sliding into the empty pond. 

That is an easy job. 

We Zita came back home we had a breakfast for our dinnertime.

With lots of very tasty bacon. From our friends the farmers. 

And real pancakes. Not the pretend from France pancakes. That was a good idea.

So we had a delicious together dinner. 

Sometimes I get pancake bits too. Pancakes are my favourite too. 

After dinnertime Niamh’s head was too full up with words from her brand new story.

So she went downstairs to shoot everybody dead. On her just for games computer. Ha. 

You cannot have too many words in your head and shoot everybody dead. It is known. 

We have to find a new detective program for tonight.

Because we watched every one of the funny lady detective’s program. Oh well.