Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty

It is our very way busy day. 

Friday is Craig's drive everybody everywhere day.

It is the day day I have to guard the house all the time. All day. Even all by myself. 

Because everybody is very busy.

Craig drove Emmet to his not even a bit so interesting class. At his other university.

Then he came home to get Niamh and take her to her nice university. 

That is when Zita and I went for our nice walk. 

Before she had to go downtown to her own door office.

Because it very busy at the rascal ladies office. Oh dear. 

Then Craig went to the other university and brought Emmet back to our house. But he did not stay. 

Because he had an important all about the way way very old times meeting. At his nice university.

He had to put on his party clothes. His beautiful jacket. Even his very special shoes. And his very yellow socks. Ha. 

His nice professor told all the other professors about Emmet's way old book. Ha. 

He even said thank you to my friend Emmet. That is good.

Then Craig came home. And we had brand new tasty croissants. For our lunch. Ha. That is good. 

Then Niamh called us on the telephone. From her nice university. 

So Craig drove her to her other job. So she would not be even a bit late.

When Craig found her at the nice university she was very happy. 

Because she got a big number for her very long story. 

All about why people think that they are all beautiful. Ha. That is good. 

I had to guard the house all the time. By myself. 

Because everybody was very everybody everywhere Friday busy. 

Then Craig had to go to my nice just for dogs hospital. To get my do not have a sick tummy medicine. 

And then it was time to go and get Emmet at his important meeting. Ha. 

It was a very everybody everywhere day.

I guarded the house very well. Nearly all day by myself. 

So I got peanut butter treats and even cheesy treats in my tasty dinner. Good for me.

It even started to snow when Craig got home. Oh dear. 

Craig does not like the too much snow. Me either. 

Cara and Lee came for a tasty dinner at my house last night. And everybody laughed a lot. That is good. 

Cara is still going to way way far away Japan. She did not change her mind. Ha. 

Tonight Zita brought home tasty pizzas from the special famous pizzas store. Just for us. Ha. That is good.

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Nineteen

After my friend Niamh went to her very early in the morning job Zita and I went for a long walk.

We went all along the old Colonel's road. To where there are all the empty trees. 

Just us. By ourselves. Ha.

Because the too much snow is nearly gone. Ha. That is good. 

That is a way good place for our nice walks. It is known. 

We did not see anybody. It was still too early. 

When we came home Craig was all awake. He made the too much coffee. 

Zita made the tasty toasts. But she made them way too toasty. Just like Craig. Ha. That is silly. 

She had to scrape all the too toasty into the sink. Ha. 

Then we watched out my watching window. That is good.

And Zita had to drive doctor Susan to the university. Because she was late. Oh dear.

Then Zita had to go to her own door office. 

Because the rascal ladies are very busy again. 

They have another special important meeting. Very soon. 

It is a not for nice dogs meeting. Just a meeting to find new rascal ladies. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

Today Niamh teaches dance a lot at the other school. 

To the little children. Ha. That is good. It is a busy all day long day for Niamh. 

She should have more nice naps. Just like me.

Craig was reading for our nice Queen. All morning. 

We did not play catch the ball so much today. Craig was very busy. Oh well.

Emmet had a squeaky clean bath today. After lunch. 

He had a croissant. And some tasty cheese for his lunch.

I was a big help. I had the extra bits. There are always extra bits for nice polite dogs. It is the rule. 

Last night I helped Craig make the tasty green beans. Some dropped on the floor. Just for me. 

Green beans are my favourite. And the tasty chicken too. And frozen peas. Ha. Good for me. 

Tonight is Emmet's learning to talk like a Scotsman class. Craig will drive him to his other university. 

They will only have a late dinnertime again. Too bad for them. 

The radio man said there is going to be even more snow tonight. That is not right. 

The snow is all just melting. There should not be lots more snow. That is not right. Too bad for us. 

When Craig finished all his reading for our nice Queen we played catch the ball lots of times. 

There were squirrels on my fence. I chased them all away. 

But they will come back when I am in the house. Oh dear. I hate squirrels. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Eighteen

Zita and I got up early. Even before Niamh. 

We went for our nice walk. We went very fast. I am a fast walking dog. Ha.

Then Zita took Niamh to the centre building. I guarded Craig. On the big comfy bed.

Then Craig made the too much coffee and Zita made the crunchy toasts. That is right.

And we had our toasts and watched out my watching window. Altogether. That is right. 

Then my friend Emmet was all awake. 

Zita drove him to his other university. For his not so very interesting class. 

Because she had to go downtown too. To her own door office.

I stayed here to mind Craig. We played catch the ball. Lots of times. 

Because the too much snow is nearly all gone in my side yard. Ha. That is good.

Craig had to read for our nice Queen. But only for a little while. 

Then he went to get Emmet from his other university.

When they came home they had the very tasty croissants. 

From the special make very heavy croissants store.  They are way tasty.

We had two. For our lunch. Ha. That is good. 

Emmet had one too.  Then he had another one.

Because they are tasty tasty croissants. That is good too.

The present man brought Niamh another telephone. 

But it did not work so well. Oh dear. That is not right. 

We will have to get another one. Oh dear. 

We did not watch any detectives last night. We were way too busy.

Zita had to look at Emmet's very big and long all about the old soldiers and their beer story too. 

So it was still all beautiful.

I guarded her in the den. When she was very busy. Reading Emmet's story.

Maybe tonight we will watch detectives. Maybe. 

We do not have any more chips. We ate them all up. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Before Zita went to the sore and tired store we went for a little walk. Just us. Ha. Good for us.

Then I helped Craig put the chicken in the oven for our tasty dinner. I was a big help.

When we have the tasty chicken in the oven I always get chicken bits. Just for me. Ha. That is right. 

Emmet did not have to go to his all about old beer class tonight.

Because he was all finished his very long story. 

So we will not have to have a way past dinnertime dinner tonight. 

We will have our altogether dinner. That is right. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventeen

It was a get up early day.

Zita and I had a very long walk. 

When she came home. She dove Niamh to her very early in the morning job.

Then Zita had to go to her own door office. To help the rascal ladies.

So I had a big nice nap on our big comfy bed.

Craig had his too much coffee all by himself. Oh well. I was still all fast asleep. 

After her early morning job Niamh went to the dentist. 

But she forgot her keep it in your mouth at night thing. 

Doctor Don said it was Miss Rima's fault. He said it was her job to remember all Niamh's things. 

That is why you have friends. 

He is a silly Doctor. It is known. He has a go fast car. With no top. That is silly. 

He will just be all soggy. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Niamh has to go back tomorrow. Ha. Too bad for her.

Then Emmet had to go to a special dentist. Not the same dentist. 

Because he has too many teeth. Oh dear. 

They are going to take some all away. Oh dear. 

Craig drove him to the special dentist. It was only a bit too far away. 

When they got home Niamh went to her other in the afternoon job.

Everybody is very busy. 

I have to guard the house all the time. When everybody is very busy. Good for me.

Then Craig took Emmet to his how to talk like a Scotsman class. 

It is the until after dinnertime class. Oh dear. 

I guarded the house all by myself. Until Zita was all safe at home. Good for me. 

You have to guard the house when there is nobody here. Except me.

When my family is here I can just mind the house. 

Because they are here to help. 

Tonight we had our late at nighttime dinner. 

Eggs and lots of toasts. Ha. That is a good dinner.

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixteen

It was a not so nice walk this morning. 

Because of the freezy rain. The sidewalks were way too slippy. We had to walk on the street. 

So we did not go for a nice long walk. 

When we got home I was all too cold and soggy. 

Because it is all melting again. 

I had to stay in the kitchen. So I would be all warm and dry. 

Craig and Zita had our tasty crunchy toasts in the kitchen with me. Ha. That is good.

Zita had to go way down the busy street this morning. So she took Emmet to his nice university.

Today Emmet has to show everybody all about the way way old book. The one he goes to the beautiful library to see. 

And they are going to ask him questions. All about it. Oh dear.

Craig and I stayed here to guard the house. And look out the watching window. 

Then my friend Niamh was all awake. Ha. That is good. 

I helped her get all dressed. And make her tasty lunch.

Because she had to go to the make you sore and tired store. 

Before her her job at our centre building.

Craig and I had toasty croissants for our lunch. I like croissants. 

Then I had a nap. Craig just had to read stories for our nice Queen. That is good. 

Last night we watched a new detective. In the den.

From way far away Italy. It was a words on the television program. Ha.

We had lots of chips. Some fell on the floor. Just for me. Ha. 

Niamh and Cara and Lily were at our house last night. 

To watch television on Niamh's computer. On the floor. In the living room. That is silly. 

Cara is going to go to way way way far away Japan. In a little while. On an aeroplane. 

To go to school. And only talk like a Japanese person. For a long time. 

Until the summer time. Oh dear. I will not see her for a long time. Too bad for her. Oh well. 

When Zita got home from her own door office we went on our nice walk. It was not so slippy. That is good. 

I think we will watch the new detective tonight. 

Because still have lots of chips. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifteen

It was sleep in Sunday. 

So everybody had a nice sleep in. Even me.

Zita and I did not have a very big sleep in.

Because we had to go for a very long nice walk. It was very cold again. That is not right.

When we got home Zita looked at Emmet's all about the soldiers beer story. So it would be beautiful. 

It is his very last story for his nice university. 

Then everybody else was all fast awake. Even Craig. 

We had Scotsmen's porridge for our breakfast. Oh well. And everybody talked and talked. 

I had a nice nap.

Then Zita had to fix Niamh's nose. With pliers. Two little pliers. Oh dear. That is not right. 

I was all worried. Maybe Niamh's nose would come off. And it would get all lost. Oh dear.

But it did not. That is good. 

Then Zita and Niamh had to go downstairs to the scary basement. 

To fix Niamh's very old broken mirror.

I could not go downstairs to help.

Because of the all broken pieces of very sharp glass. 

That is not right. I am a good helper. 

But Craig would not let me go downstairs. But I went anyway. Ha. 

But then I had to come back up. Too bad for me. 

Then it was all fixed and everybody was back upstairs. Where I could see them myself. Ha. That is right.

Except for Emmet. He is way busy because of his way old book class tomorrow. 

We went for our before dinnertime walk way before dinnertime.

Because of the freezy windy rain. We did not want it to catch us when we were outside. 

So we went for our nice walk early. Ha. Good for us.

I was only a little bit soggy when we got home. So I just minded Craig in the den. 

Maybe after our dinner Zita will talk to her mother. In way far away Ireland. On the telephone. 

Or maybe it will be too late. It is  the the special day just for mothers. In way far away Ireland. 

Not here. Just over there. I do not know why. Too bad for me. 

We watched the detective from way far away France last night. Until all the stories were over. Oh well. 

We had chips. Ha. That is good. And we brought my comfy bed into the den. Ha. That is nice. 

Then we went to the big bedroom and went all fast asleep. 

Except for Niamh. She had to go to nice Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. With Miss Rima. 

To have tasty treats with all her friends. Until way too late. Ha. Too bad for her. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fourteen

Craig and Zita and I did not go for our nice walk to the old friends breakfast restaurant.

Only Zita and I went for our nice walk. Craig did not go today. 

Because of the way too much snow. 

The go fast chair cannot go in the too much snow. 

And the silver little car was all covered up to the top with the too much snow. 

So Zita and I had a very long walk. By ourselves. We did not see anybody. 

Because it was a very early in the morning walk. 

All the too much snow is melting all away. Again. 

We were all too soggy when got home.

Then Zita drove Niamh to her teaching toe dance class. 

When she came home we had our toasts with Craig. 

The toasts were not too toasty today. Zita made the toasts.  That is good. 

When the toe dancing was over Zita and Niamh went to a nice restaurant for a tasty breakfast. 

Then they went shopping. To find Niamh pants without any holes in them. Ha. 

And maybe a new telephone. 

Because her telephone is all broken up. When it fell down. 

When she was a her old far away university. 

I stayed here. Zita asked me to mind Craig. 

Minding is like guarding but you can have nice naps too. Ha. That is good.

I am a very good minder dog. 

Craig had to fix something broken in the kitchen. He was very noisy. 

So I minded him from the comfy big bed. Ha. Good for me. 

Because Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast Mister Tom brought us some brand new detectives.

To our house. To watch at night in the den. On the television. Ha. That is good. 

Zita went to the tasty food store with doctor Susan. Ha. 

Maybe we will have chips tonight. Maybe. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirteen

It is Craig's get up early and drive everybody everywhere day.

But he did not do that today.

Because we had even more way too much snow. All night. Oh dear.

So Zita drove Emmet to his other university and then she drove Niamh to her nice university.

Niamh's tummy was all better today. That is good. She went all fast asleep even before our nice dinner. 

When Zita was home Craig made the too much coffee and toasts. He almost made not too toasty toasts. 

But he did not. He had to chop off the too toasty bits. Again. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

We had our toasts and looked out the watching window. Altogether. 

We watched the way too much snow. Oh dear. All the cars were just sliding everywhere.

It took Zita a very long time to get home from the universities. 

Because of the slide everywhere cars.

Emmet did not come home from his not so interesting class today at his other university. 

Because he stayed there to listen to his friend's very last remember everything exam. 

Where they ask you questions. Out loud. In front of everybody. Oh dear. I would not like that. 

Her parents could not come to help her. Because they live in somewhere too far away. 

So my friend Emmet was there to be a big help. That is good.

Then he has to go to his nice university. To a special not for everybody class. 

Because they need his help. To talk all about a very very old book. From way far away Ireland. 

The one with all the beautiful pictures all around the words. Ha. That is good. 

Emmet is a way good explainor about way old way far way Ireland. 

That is why his next university wants him to go to their a bit too far away old university. 

So he can learn everything else. Ha. That is good. 

Craig's friend Mister Tony was going to come in for a visit. To talk and drink some more too much coffee. 

He had to drive here from his nearly far away brand new house. Right beside the very big lake. 

But he could not come. Because he only has go very fast cars. 

From way far away Germany. They cannot drive in the too much snow. 

Or they will just get stuck forever. Oh dear. 

Today Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies. On the telephone.

I got in a little bit a trouble. 

Because of the nasty too loud move the snow away machines. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Zita brought Niamh home from her nice university. And took her to our centre building. 

For her afternoon job. 

Because the smelly buses were just stuck in the too much snow. 

She is going to help with the dancing for everybody tonight. At our giant centre building. 

When Zita came home Craig got Emmet from his other university and took him to his nice university. 

To tell everybody about the very old full of beautiful pictures book. 

It is always very busy when it is a too much snow day. Oh well. 

We did not play catch the ball today. 

Because of the too much snow. The go fast chair is afraid of the too much snow. Oh well. 

Zita and I went for a nice before dinner walk. Even in the too much snow. 

I was not so interested. My comfy bed was very comfy. We went anyway. 

Because we were way too busy this morning to go for our walk. Too bad for us. 

Maybe we will watch some more detectives tonight. Maybe we will have chips too. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twelve

It was only a get up early day. Not a get up very early day. Ha. Good for us.

Zita and I went for a nice long walk with my friend Jamie and Professor Jill. 

It is still a too cold day today. That is not right. 

Today is the special day just for brand new little dogs. 

Jamie and I and not so little anymore. We are big dogs. 

I am bigger than Jamie. He has a lot more fur than I do. 

Because he is from the North Pole. Ha. I am not. 

Craig gave me special day cheese treats anyway. Ha. Good for us.

Zita had to go to a drink coffee with a rascal lady meeting. She could not have toasts with us. 

So Craig and I had our toasts by ourselves. 

Craig had to cut off the too toasty bits again. Oh dear.

Craig is not such a very good toast maker. It is known. 

Emmet won some special beers at his very old beer class last night. Ha. That is good.

Emmet does not drink beers. Just Irish tea and hot chocolates. 

If you have too much beers you cannot read all your stories for your university. 

Then you will not know anything. Too bad for you. It is known. 

We had a peanut butter and cheese sandwich for our lunch. 

Craig always puts too much peanut butter on the sandwiches. 

So I have to help eat the too much peanut butter. I am a big help. Craig told me. 

Niamh had to come home from her job. At lunchtime.

Because a sick tummy caught her. It caught lots of the little children too. Oh dear. 

Zita came home. To make sure she went fast asleep. 

And she brought Niamh's favourite round eat in bed crackers. So she will get all better. 

Today is Emmet's Scotsman talking class. Craig will drive him.

Because of the too cold. It is another at dinnertime class. Oh well. 

Before dinnertime nice man came and took away some music machines. From the basement. 

Because we have too many music machines. It is known. 

We watched a new detective last night. From way far away France. 

He does not have a dog. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Eleven

It was an everybody get up very early day. But only for the ladies in our house. Ha. 

Zita went to her tired and sore store even before Niamh went to her very early in the morning job. That is silly.

When everybody was all gone I kept Craig's feet all toasty warm. On the comfy big bed. Ha. Good for me. 

That is an easy job. 

When Zita came home we went for our nice walk. 

It was very cold outside today. That is silly. We did not go so far today.

Then Craig was all awake when we got home. And Emmet too. 

Zita had to go to her own door office right away. 

So she took Emmet to his not so interesting class. At his other university. 

And she brought him home too. 

When everybody was just gone Craig and I looked out my watching window by ourselves.  

Craig had his too much coffee. We did not have toasts today. I do not know why. Too bad for me. 

Then Niamh and Rima came to my house. To make an own made tasty lunch. 

But Niamh had a big fight with the popcorn pot. And she lost. Ha.

There were popcorns everywhere. Ha. Good for me. 

Popcorn is silly. 

Mister Bill came for a little visit to drink some more too much coffee. 

And to get one of Mister Tom's detectives programs. 

To watch on his own television. With Miss Ginny and Ollie too. 

Then the make the house spic and span people came. To make all the floors all clean as can be. 

The go fast chair makes the floors all a bit messy. Oh well. And maybe me too. Maybe.

We watched the from way far away detectives last night. We did not watch the hockey game. Ha. That is good. 

When Niamh got home she was very very too tired.

Because she went to the tired and sore store two times. 

Because Miss Lily needed Niamh to keep her company. 

For the do your exercises in a way too hot room. Ha. That is silly.Too bad for them. 

Yesterday a man brought Craig even more make beautiful music speakers. 

I do not know why. They are in the den. Oh well. 

Tonight is Emmet's all about very the old beer class. At his nice university. With all his friends. 

He had to make his own tasty cheese sandwiches dinner. 

Because his class is at our dinnertime. That is silly. 

Maybe we will watch a new detective story tonight. In the den. 

Because Mister Tom found us new ones. Just for us. Ha. That is nice. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Ten

We did not have a sleep in today.

Craig made us toasts instead. After Niamh went to her very early in the morning job.

And Craig and Zita had their too much coffee too.

Then Craig had to go out to get all neat and tidy. 

He went up to the busy street to go to the dentist and to the cut your hair all off store. 

Now his whole head is all squeaky clean and neat and tidy. Ha. That is silly.

When Craig was all gone Zita and I went for a nice walk.

Because there was no more windy rain. Ha. That is good. We were not all soggy when we got home. 

Zita is still way busy with the rascal ladies. And Emmet still has lots of stories to read. But not so many now. 

Because he is nearly all finished at his nice university. 

Emmet did not get home until dinnertime last night.

Because he and his nice university friends were busy just talking about their famous very old book. 

They stayed at Mister Horton's tasty donuts store. Ha.

Miss Rima came to my house for dinner last night. To help Niamh make her room all clean. 

And put all the pictures in the world on the wall in her bedroom. 

They are pictures of our family. Some from a very long time ago. Ha. That is a good wall. 

Maybe there will be pictures of me too. Ha. That is good. 

The man on the television said that winter is all over. I do not believe him. Either does Zita. 

The trees are not even a little bit green. And there is a giant pile of snow on top of my beautiful patio. 

The television man was wrong. That is true. Ha. 

Emmet had to go to the busy store. After lunchtime.

Because we did not have any Irish tea at all. Oh dear. That is not right. 

You cannot read your interesting stories if you do not have your Irish tea. Or a giant hot chocolate. It is known. 

Niamh is going to a very important meeting. This afternoon. 

So some people can talk to her all about maybe getting new nice job at our centre building. Oh dear. 

She is going to have to answer lots of questions. About how she would do the job. 

It is like a remember everything exam. I would not like that so much.

I did not like the remember everything exams at my school. 

They just wanted me to do their jobs. They did not ask me if they were the right jobs. That was silly. 

I did not stay so long. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Tonight Craig will take Emmet to his talk like a Scotsman class. 

They will only be home for a way late at night dinnertime. 

Zita and I will not wait. We would be way too hungry. It is known. It is not nice to be too hungry. 

Some people are too hungry all the time. Dogs too. That is not right. It is known. 

Zita and Niamh went to Mister Bill's house last night. To see brand new Miss Emma. The little baby. Ha. That is good. 

I did not go. I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. And my back from the basement comfy bed. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Nine

We had a sleep in day. And it was not even sleep in Sunday. It was only a little sleep in.

Then Craig was all awake and made the too much coffee and some crunchy toasts. For everybody too.

Then Zita and I were all very wide awake so we went for a nice long walk. Ha. It is not cold today at all. 

When we were home my friend Emmet was all awake and Craig took him to his nice university. For his very old book class.

Then Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies again. 

And then my friend Niamh was all awake. She was not awake so very early. Ha. 

I did not get her all awake today. Good for me. 

When she was very all awake we had a nice lunch. Before she went to the make you tired and sore store. 

So I had a nice nap guarding Zita in the living room. On the very cosy rug. Ha. Good for me.

Craig's mother went back to her little apartment. 

She did not have to stay in the nasty food hospital today. Auntie Jane visited her all day. That is nice.

Then Craig came home from the nice university. But not with Emmet. Oh dear. 

I thought maybe he lost Emmet. Then I would have to find him. Ha. 

That is an important job. My friend Jamie could help too. Ha. 

But Emmet was not all lost. He just had to go to Mister Horton's with all his friends. 

To talk all about the way old books. 

That is why you have to go to university. 

So you can drink tea and talk with all your friends about all your interesting stories. 

And nobody asks you why you have all the interesting stories. Ha. That is good. 

After the tired and sore store Niamh has to go to her before dinnertime job. At our centre building. With all her friends. 

Niamh and Zita and Emmet were very busy today.

I was not so busy. I just guarded everybody. And had a nice nap. 

I have my own very comfy bed back. Ha. That is good. 

We did not watch any detectives last night.

Because everybody was at the famous pizza restaurant. Until nearly our bedtime.

So I guarded the house. By myself.

I got peanut butter treats. 

Zita does not give very big treats. Oh well. 

Craig always gives me very big treats. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight

It is sleep in Sunday. And we had a little sleep in. 

Not a way long sleep in today. Not even for Craig. Oh well.

Craig made the toasts this morning. And they were not even too toasty at all. Ha. That is good.

Then Emmet and Niamh were all awake too. Ha. I chased Niamh. And I caught her. Ha. 

Zita and I made the own made peaches and Scotsman's oatmeal pie for our tasty lunch. Only for Craig and Zita and Emmet.

Because Niamh had to go to a brand new movie. Up on the busy street. With Lee and Cara. 

She could not have any tasty peaches with us. Ha. Too bad for her.

When all the peaches were in the oven Zita and I went for our long walk. It is not so cold outside today.

But I was all soggy when we came home. I had to have my feet all washed. 

Because of all the nasty salt on our sidewalks. Oh well.

Zita found my comfy bed. It was in the basement. 

She said I could have another chance. And not be a chew my bed all up dog. Oh dear. 

Chew your bed all up dogs are always in big trouble. Oh dear. Oh dear.

It is hard being a dog.

Maybe Auntie Jane will visit us today and everybody will go to a nice restaurant. 

Then I will guard the house. Ha. That is a nice job. 

Auntie Jane has a very furry dog. It is not so big as me. 

It is a little Scotsman guarder dog. For little sheep. 

Mister Bill gave us a new picture.

Mister Cassey has a new job. He is Miss Emma's guarder dog. 

Mister Cassey is a very big from the mountains dog. 

Miss Emma is brand new. Ha. That is a good job. 

Brand new people need good guarders. It is known. 

This afternoon Zita and doctor Susan went to a nice restaurant to drink some coffee. 

And eat tasty treats. Ha. That is good. I like tasty treats too. It is known. 

Zita and I went for our nice before dinnertime walk today. 

Because everybody is going to the famous tasty pizza store for dinner.

And I will guard the house. 

Because I am the very best guarder. Zita told me. Ha. Good for me.

I get extra treats when I guard the house. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seven

When I was all awake this morning it was Saturday. Ha. 

So Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant. Ha. He did not get lost. Ha. 

Because it is Craig's go to his old friends breakfast Saturday. That is right.

I like it when everything is just all right.

Then Zita and I had a nice walk. But it is all melting everywhere again. 

I get very messy on my walks when it is all melting outside. 

I have to stay in the kitchen until I am a dry as a chip. Oh well. 

Niamh had a very early in the morning bath. Before I was even all awake.

Because she had a very bad dream. And was all too sweaty. 

So she had a nice bath and went back to all fast asleep. That is good. 

When Craig came home he had brand new for the television programs. From Mister Tom. That is good. 

Mister Tom always goes to the old friends breakfast. And Mister Richard too.

Mister Richard always makes us the way tasty chocolate treats for Merry Christmas time. And Mister Robert. 

Mister Robert is from way far away England. He used to be a soldier. 

When he was young. He does not have a castle. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

And Miss Sandra. She has a little dog. They all go to the old friends breakfast. That is nice. 

Last night I ate a hole in my comfy just for me bed. I do not know why. 

Then I got in big trouble. Now I do not have a nice comfy bed anymore. Oh dear.

I do not like it when I am in trouble. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

But everybody still loves me. Zita told me so. Even when I am in big trouble. That is good. 

I do not want to be in trouble. It is known. It just sometimes happens. Too bad for me. 

It is hard being a dog. It is known. 

Zita went to Craig's mother's little apartment. To get all clean clothes for her. For the nasty food hospital. 

Auntie Jane is going to come to visit her in the hospital. That is nice. 

Craig and I watched a program on the television. All about way old falling down castles in way far away Ireland.

I guarded Craig in the den. I had a little nap. I did not have a comfy bed. Too bad for me.

Craig and I had crunchy peanut butter toasts for our late late dinner. 

Because Zita was way way busy with the rascal ladies. Even late at night. Until our bedtime. That is not right. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Six

It was a not right day.

It was Craig's drive everybody everywhere day. 

But today he only drove Emmet to his not so interesting class.

But he did not drive Niamh to her nice university. 

Because she had to work all day at the centre building. 

Because it is the holiday time for all the little children. 

And then Zita had to work right away early in the morning with the rascal ladies. 

So we did not have our toasts altogether. 

That is not right. And we did not go for a nice before our toasts walk. 

I do not like that.

I did not even eat my breakfast. 

When Craig brought my friend Emmet home he and Zita had to go to the nasty food hospital. 

To talk to Craig's mother. She has to still stay in the hospital. Because of her too sore leg. Oh dear. 

I stayed here to guard Emmet. And the house. Ha.

Today the special day when everybody is pretending to be all Irish. 

Except Zita and Emmet and Niamh. Because they are already Irish. Not pretend. 

They have little red books to say so. With their own pictures inside. Ha. 

Craig is only a pretend Scotsman. Nobody wants to be a pretend Scotsman. Only Craig. 

Because of all the too much bagpipes. And the porridge. Ha. Too bad for him.

I am not a Irish dog or a Scotsman dog. I am a beautiful Bouvier dog. From way far away nearly France. 

Where our giant statue for all the poor soldiers is. All the soldiers who died in the war nobody wanted. 

We have lots of sheep there too. To keep the grass all neat and tidy. 

Maybe I have cousins there. To guard the sheep. 

Because sheep are very silly and get always lost. And forget to how go home. 

My cousins will guard them. Ha. Good for us. 

This afternoon the people came to make our house all spic and span. 

Today is not the spic and span day. Oh dear. I do not like it all too different.

So Zita and I went for a nice walk. 

It was all beautiful outside. Nearly not cold. And a just blue forever sky. 

Not even any all fat sheep clouds. Oh well. 

Maybe Miss Maggie and Mister Shadow were too busy today. Guarding Uncle Bill. 

Because of the special Irishman day. Or maybe having a nice nap. 

We met my friend Jamie and Professor Jill on our walk. Ha. That was nice.

When we got home Craig gave me cheesie treats so then I ate my breakfast. Ha. 

Zita's father called us. On the telephone.

Because of the special Mister Saint Patrick day. 

Mister Saint Patrick was a way old Scotsman. Craig told me. He was not even Irish at all. Ha. That is silly.

We watched the detective last night. Two times. He did not visit his castle. Oh well.