Day One Thousand and Ninety Seven

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. Not so way early in the morning. It is not a too hot day today. 

We went to both of our beautiful ponds. My friends the ducks were all asleep. I did not wake them all up. Good for me.

Craig went to the tidy him all up store. For a haircut. That is good. He still looks like Craig. That is good.

The big gold car is going to see nice Mister Mike. And his friends. At the fix cars all up store. Because of funny noises. Oh dear. Not today. Later. 

We had green beans for our dinner last night. I got some. Because I am Zita's special big helper in the kitchen. It is known.

We watched the television last night. With Irish tea and chocolate cake. In the den. I had a nice nap on the comfy rug.

We watched all the very fast people. In the way little boats. They do not have motors. Just fast people. 

And little girls jumping way high in the air. And not falling all down. Ha. They did not have any nice way fast dogs. Oh well.

Emmet went for a little walk. Just around the block. I did not go. Then he made even more Irish tea. Irish tea is Emmet's favourite.

This morning some noisy stop the fire trucks were on my street. They did not stay. Zita told me they got lost. That is silly. They should not get lost. Oh well.

We went for a nice walk this afternoon. It is a way nice walk around day. That is good. 

We are having an egg pie for our tasty dinner. Zita said that the eggs all come from run all around by themselves chickens. From nice Mister Nicastro's store. I did not steal the eggs. Ha. That is good.

Day One Thousand and Ninety Six

I had a nice little walk this morning. Not so long a walk. It is still a too hot day. 

We did not have toasts today. Oh well. 

Craig had to go to help some nice men move all of Craig's mother's chairs and books and tabes. And put them in big boxes. Then they put all the boxes in a big truck. 

I do not know where the boxes went. Oh well. 

Craig was there a long time. Oh well. 

At lunchtime Zita drove Emmet to the make him neat and tidy store. Now he is all neat and tidy. That is good. 

Zita had a very busy day. With all the rascal ladies. At the way too small office downtown. Then she went And then to visit the lawyer Megan. And eat cookies. 

She used to live on my street. At the other end of our street. She has nice two dogs. One is way old. Like my friend Zoro.

Craig and I had a Scotsman scone for lunch. All hot. With jam. Ha. Good for me.

I got green bean treats last night. When we had our happy wedding day special dinner. 

Zita got Craig a special way sharp knife. For his secret present. From way way far away Japan. In a beautiful all made of wood box. That is nice. It is nice to get special presents. It is known.

I did not have to give any secret presents. Only Craig and Zita have to give presents on the happy wedding day. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before our dinner. Before the lots of rain. Before we all all soggy. Ha.

We are going to watch the nice detective on the television tonight. Zita and Craig and Emmet and me. In the den. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Five

We went for a nice walk this morning. Very early. Before the way too hot came to my street. 

We saw all the baby ducks. All hiding under the big trees. In the full to the top pond. Because of the way too hot.

Today is Zita and Craig's special day. They got all married a long long time ago. Ha. Before I came to guard everybody. 

We are having a special tasty dinner tonight. Craig and Zita and Emmet and me. It is not a cheese party. Just big tasty steaks. 

We cook them outside. And nice Mister Nicastro's green beans. Ha. I always get green bean treats. Not in the store anymore. Oh well. 

Craig got Zita special bottles of not for the car oil for making tasty dinners. From the special store with all the bottles in the world. I like tasty dinners. It is known.

Craig and I had Scotsman scones for our lunch. We did not have any special tasty from France jam. Just butter. Oh well.

Niamh and Orlaith are still away. In not so far away Kingston. It is very quiet when they are not here. Oh well. They can swim in the pretend pond. It is not so way too hot in the pretend pond. 

I have a way little pretend pond. For the way way too hot days. It has pictures of fish on the bottom. Not real fish. Just pictures. That is good. Fish are a bit scary. 

There is a giant bird that comes to our pond to catch fish. It is nearly all blue. It is scary too. 

It does not come to my way little pretend pond. That is good. 

We watched the nice detective on the television last night. Everybody had tea. Except Craig and me. I had a nap instead.

Emmet had a nice bath today. So he would not be all smelly. Because of the too hot. All the nasty holes are all covered up so he will not all fill up with water and sink. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Four

We did not have a sleep in today.

We went for a very long walk. We went on the all full of trees streets. Before the way too hot came. 

It is a way too hot day. I did not have a nice nap in my side yard. My nice flat stones were too hot. Oh well.

We did not have toasts today. Oh well.

Niamh and Orlaith got up not so late today. Ha.

Zita and Niamh went up to the busy street. To visit all the farmers. They have lots and lots of tasty food. They will sell it to you. If you are nice.  

We got brand new scones and lots of strawberries. 

Zita and Craig and Emmet and Niamh and Orlaith had the scones for our nice lunch all together. That is good.

Niamh and Orlaith are going on the big bus again. To the house with the pretend pond. To take care of the little girls. In not so way far away Kingston.

Sometimes Craig and Zita go to Kingston. All by themselves. To go to the tasty food restaurants. And all the interesting books store.

I stay here to guard Emmet and Niamh. All by myself. It is my job. I have to take Niamh for nice long walks. So she will not get lost. Or come home way too late.

I have to go to the make me beautiful store. I am too fury for the way too hot. It is known. Oh well.

Emmet has to go to his make him neat and tidy store. His is way way too fury too. He could not go to be neat and tidy when he was in the nasty food hospital. Now he has to go. It is known. 

Zita's friend Sue will make him all neat and tidy. That is good. 

Sue alway makes Emmet neat and tidy. Even when he was way little. Ha. 

Maybe we will watch the television tonight. We have lots of new stories. A nice detective in way far away England. In the war. 

The war when Craig's father had the giant noisy airplane. The nice detective can not drive his car. That is silly. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Three

I had to get up in the middle of my sleep last night. 

Niamh and Orlaith got home way late. From the way too loud concert. I had to say hello. That is good.

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast. 

I had two nice walks this morning. Good for me.

Professor Jill came to my house this afternoon. For Irish tea. With my friend Emmet. Without my friend Jamie. They had cookies too. I had a nice nap.

Jamie had to stay at his house to guard Zoro. Zoro is a bit old. And cannot go for fast walks. With Jamie and me. Oh dear. Jamie is a good guarder too. 

Emmet and Professor Jill had to talk all about the nice university. 

That is where Professor Jill tells all her way interesting stories. She has new stories now. For when the hot summer is all gone.

Niamh and Orlaith did not wake all up until way way late. Ha. 

Niamh is going to another way too loud concert tonight. She will be late again. 

It is the special way loud music week. It is all Julia's fault. Ha. 

Zita went shopping downtown. To get brand new clothes for Craig's mother. And go to the bank. For the rascal ladies. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Two

We had a nice quiet day. Just a little sleep in.

After we had our toasts Craig and I played catch the ball. A lot. Ha. Good for me.

I chased all the awful flies all away from my side yard. It is not their nice side yard. It is mine. 

Zita was busy today. She had to write lots and lots on the fast computer. Then she had go to the way too small office. To look for interesting letters. 

And she had a rascal meeting in our nice house tonight. 

Craig made a special cheese and tasty bacon sandwich for our lunch. He got it all hot before he ate it. In the noisy oven. I got the little crunchy pieces.

Last night Zita put brand new bandages on my friend Emmet's back. We did not have any. Dr. Susan brought us some. That is good. 

He is still a bit sore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Now he is learning how to talk just like a way old Roman person. So he can pretend to be a way old Roman. Maybe we will get an elephant. Ha. 

My friend Niamh is coming home tonight. She has to go to a way loud concert. With Julia. Ha.

Emmet and Zita went to nice Mister Nicastro's smelly store. To get some strawberries for Emmet's dinner. And cheese. That is good.

I do not go into nice Mister Nicastro's store so much. Anymore. Because of stealing the green beans. 

I thought they were a treat for nice dogs. Like me. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety One

We had another busy day. Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is a not so too hot day. That is good. 

We had toasts when we got back to our house. With Craig. 

We saw professor Jill last night. In front of my house.

She did not have my friend Jamie with her. She only had her guitar. To play nice music at the way big church. Just down the street. Where the swoop all around bats live. In the big tower. 

It is a church. Not a nice castle with a tower. Oh well. 

Zita had to go to Craig's mother's new apartment with Auntie Jane. To make sure they did not drop Craig's mother. On the floor. Ha.

Then Craig had to go there too. With his pen. To write his name everywhere. 

I stayed here to guard Emmet. 

We watched everything from my watching window. In the summer there are lots of things to watch. 

There were lots of big noisy digging machines. From Dr. Susan's street. Not my street. Ha. That is good. Emmet and I are good watchers. It is known.

Zita came home for a nice lunch. With Emmet and me.  

Craig had to stay at the brand new apartment. To write his name some more. On lots of pieces of paper. That is silly. 

Emmet and Zita and Craig are going out tonight. Because it was a make you all tired inside your head day. 

They are going to have a special tasty dinner. At a table sheets restaurant. I am going to stay here. To guard my house. All by myself. I will get peanut butter treats. Good for me. 

A scary way old airplane was right on top of my house. It was very loud. I did not bark at all. I got cheese treats. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety

I had a very busy day.

We went for a nice early in the morning walk. We went before the way too hot came.

Zita went to the other hospital so Craig's mother can go to her brand new apartment tomorrow. 

Auntie Jane came to be a big help. And to visit Craig's mother. And tell her stories. 

A man came to get the special go up and down bed from the basement. It was all apart. It is for Craig's mother in her brand new apartment. 

I stayed upstairs to guard Craig.

The special bed was hiding in the big filled all up room. Not the other room with all Craig's way too old and heavy music machines. 

Too many rooms in the scary basement. I only go to my friend Emmet's big cosy room. With the lie down comfy chairs. They are all leather. And very soft. 

They are not for Poppy Chairs. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Emmet went to Professor Aleksandra's house. To give her a beautiful thank you very much card. She was not home. Oh well. Then Emmet went for a nice little walk. That is good.

Zita had to get a go fast chair for Craig's mother. Not a real go fast chair like Craig's. She is way way old. Craig is only just old. 

It is very quiet here. Because Niamh and Orlaith are away. I do not like the too quiet. It is known.

We are all going to watch the old churchman tonight. In the den. On the nice comfy rug.  

I got a brand new back door rug. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Nine

I had to get up early today. 

Mister Kyle came to fix the broken floor in the scary basement. 

And my friend Emmet had to go to see his nice doctor. She had to look at all the nasty holes. So Emmet does not leak all out. And make a big mess. Oh dear. 

She said that he was getting all better. But he has to be way quiet and he can not dance with me. Oh well. 

We will dance again. When he is all better forever. It is known. 

I still can keep his feet all toasty warm. When he is having a nice rest. Or when he is in the den. Watching the big television with me. And drinking his big cup full of tea.  It is known.

Zita and I had a nice way early walk. We did not see anybody. Just the noisy digger machines. 

It is a way too hot day. We have the make the house all cool machine on. That is good. We will not go outside on our beautiful patio today. 

Niamh and Orlaith are still in not so far away Kingston. The are guarding my friends Emily and Cara's little cousins. For real money. 

It is good they have a pretend pond. Because of the way too hot. It is way too hot there too. 

Zita talked to the rascal ladies again today. For not so long. Because she has to go to our busy street and get all new food. For our tasty dinners. 

She will get green beans. Green beans are my favourite. Ha. And maybe Mister Nicastro's smelly cheese. 

I did not go. I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. It is my job. 

When Zita came home we had bagels sandwiches for our lunch today. I got bagel bits. Good for me. 

Then I had a nice nap. On my comfy bed. In the kitchen. Where it is nice a cool. 

The floor in the bathroom in the basement is all fixed up. Mister Kyle fixed it. I did not bark at him today.  I remembered his big truck. Good for me. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. A lot. Even in the way too hot. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Eight

Zita and I had a nice walk. Before the too hot time. My friend Jamie came with us. Jamie has a sore ear. He has to go to see his nice doctor. Oh well. 

My ears are fine. Just all floppy. 

Zita had to talk to all the rascal ladies today. On the telephone. And on the big computer. For a long time.

The present man brought Emmet a new t-shirt. All about a way way old battle. With way dangerous bows and arrows. 

I think we won the battle. Because they do not make t-shirts if we do not win them. Oh well.

Niamh and Orlaith are not so far away. In Kingston. They have a pretend pond in the backyard. Just for swimming. Not for any ducks. At all. Oh well.

We watched the old churchman catch nasty people last night. Zita and Emmet and Craig and me. In the den. It is our favourite story on the television. 

I had a bad dream. Emmet gave me hugs. So I was all ok. That is good. Emmet is my friend. It is known. 

Mister Kyle came to my house. To look at the floor. In the bathroom. In the scary basement. That is good. I did not bark so much at his big truck. Good for me.

He is going to come back way early in the morning. Tomorrow. It fix it all up. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Seven

We only had just a bit of a sleep in today. Because it is a very busy day. For all of us. 

Except my friend Emmet. He has to have nice comfy sleeps. The doctors said so. It is known. 

Niamh and Orlaith are going on the very big bus. To take care of Cara and Emily's little cousins. In not so way far away Kingston. 

Where they have a giant castle. With lots and lots of canons. And a giant empty ditch. My friend Emmet told me. Emmet has a canon. In his cosy bedroom. 

There is a pigs restaurant in Kingston too. It has way tasty food. Not just pigs. That is good. It is Zita's favourite tasty food restaurant. It is known. 

Niamh and Orlaith are going to sleep there. In Kingston. Not here in their own comfy beds. Oh dear. Only for a little while. Not forever. That is good.

They are going to take care of a dog too. Oh dear. It better be a very nice dog. If it is a nasty dog I will talk to Mister Saint Newton. Ha. Too bad for a nasty dog. It is known.

Zita and Craig went to get lots of stuff from Craig's mother's old apartment. It will not all fit in the brand new apartment. Oh well. 

Now we have little cups from way old Russian churches. Emmet likes way old churches. They are nearly gold all inside. Ha. 

Orlaith and Zita went back to get even more stuff. In very big boxes. 

They got brand new coffee too. If we do not have coffees Zita cannot get up in the morning. 

She has to stay in her comfy bed. All day. She cannot go for nice walks with me if she does not have her coffees. Too bad for me. Ha.

Mister Kyle is going to come to make a brand new floor for the bathroom in the scary basement. He is not scared of basements. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Six

Everybody had a nice sleep in today. 

Except Craig. He had to go to his old friends breakfast. I did not go with him. He did not get lost. That is good.

We did not have toasts today. Too bad for me. Oh well.

It is a very nice day. Just a bit too hot. 

The bathroom in the scary basement has a leak. Oh dear. We called a nice man to come to our house to fix it. All up. That is good.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith had to put the way old rug in big bags. Oh dear. I could not help. I had to stay upstairs with Craig. Oh dear.

We watched three stories on the television last night. All about the old churchman who catches nasty people. That was nice.

We all stayed up until late late. Everybody had lots of Irish tea. Except Craig. And me. Oh well. 

Craig and I had special toasts at bedtime. Right in our comfy bed. Under the nice duvet. Ha. Good for me. 

Way old airplanes from Craig's father's sad war flew over my house. Not his airplane. Other little go fast airplanes. From way far away England. They are very loud. 

I had to stay in the kitchen for a while this afternoon. I was a too much barking dog. Oh well. 

My friends Cara and Emily are not here. They are far away. Way out where they have the giant mountains. Where all the beautiful trees are on fire. That is not right. 

I would not want my trees to be on fire. It is known. 

The nice fix it man has a way way noisy machine. I did not go downstairs. I stayed upstairs to guard Craig. It is known. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Five

We had a very beautiful day. That is good. Beautiful days make you all happy. It is known. 

Craig had a sleep in until way late. Too bad for him.

We had fat toasts today. Ha.

Craig and Zita went up to our busy street to find a new apartment for Craig's mother. 

Niamh and Orlaith made my patio all beautiful. With giant spoons and forks. It took a long time. I could not help. Oh well.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith found beautiful flowers for our patio. Red flowers. Lots of them. Only we can see them. Not everybody. Ha. That is good.

The way dangerous clean the street machine was on my street. Everybody was outside. I had to bark at it. To warn them. I got in trouble. Too bad for me. Oh well.

The noisy diggers make my nice street all dirty. Then the dangerous clean the street machine comes on my nice street. That is not right. 

Emmet and I watched them out the window. That is good. Emmet is my friend. 

He knows all about the dangerous keep the street clean machine. He has a Viking axe. And a very big sword. Ha. He is not scared of that nasty machine. Good for us. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before our dinner. When all the noisy machines were all gone. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch the nice churchman catch more nasty people tonight. Or I will have a nice comfy nap. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Four

Niamh and Orlaith came home this morning. When I was just a bit awake. I was very happy.  Good for us.

It is a way beautiful day. No windy rain at all. Just nice pillow clouds. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. When he was all awake. 

Emmet went to our beautiful pond park. To sit under his favourite tree. So he could read his brand new old book. 

The present man brought it this morning. When we had our toasts. Ha. 

It is just all about way way old way far away Ireland stories. Sometimes there are fierce brave dogs in the way old stories. And way big cows. That is good. 

When Emmet came back to our comfy house he had a bath. He could not have nice baths when he was full of holes. Or he would just fill all up with water. And sink. Oh dear.

Orlaith and I went for a nice long walk. Before lunch. She did not get all lost. I was with her. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh had a nap this morning. After she got home. Ha. They had a full of fun time at the new house beside the giant river. The mosquitos did not eat them all up. That is good. 

The Chinese food in the bowl did not fix Zita's little phone nearly all up. Sometimes it is all silly. Again. 

Maybe she should have used green beans. They are tasty treats.

Zita went to see Craig's mother in the other hospital. She is going to get a brand new apartment. I do not know why. Oh well. 

The big street diggers are very noisy. It is known. 

It is hard to have nice naps when the diggers are way too loud. It is known.

Zita and Orlaith went to the tasty food store. To get lots of brand new food. And croissants. So we would not all starve to death. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Three

We had a nice sleep in today. Not until late today. 

Then we went for a nice long walk with my friend Jamie and Professor Jill. And then it rained and rained and we were all soggy. Oh well. 

There are even more baby ducks in my other pond. That is good.

We had fat toasts today. We did not have any nice jam.

It is our country's sing happy birthday day. That is good. But it is all rainy and loud noisy outside. Everything will be all way soggy. Even all the people. Too bad for everybody. 

Zita was making the garden all beautiful. But she came in before all the windy rain. That is good. 

There was so much windy rain I could not see our pond. Oh well. 

My friend Emmet is still sore. Even on the inside. Because of the way too many nasty holes. He had a giant nap this morning. Me too. Good for us. 

Zita and Craig and Emmet and I watched the nice churchman detective last night. On the television. In the den. 

There was a very little dog. He was not so big a help. Oh well. I guarded everybody. Except Niamh and Orlaith. 

They are still at the brand new house. Beside the giant river. With Miss Julia. They are coming home tomorrow. That is good. 

All the windy rain made Zita's little phone all soggy. Oh dear. Now in has to live in a bowl. All full of little bits of rice. Just like our tasty Chinese dinners. Phones are not so tasty. Oh dear.

There are going to very loud noises tonight. Because of the happy birthday party. I do not like the loud noises so much. 

Emmet does not like them either. It is known. I will guard him. And he will guard me. Good for us.