Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty Seven

The radio man was right. It was a too much snow night. Too bad for us.

Niamh did not sleep in her comfy bed last night. Because of the too much snow. 

Last night after the famous toe dance she went to a different house. To sleep. Oh dear. That is not right. Oh dear. She went to her dance a lot friend's house. Because it is just nearly close to the dance a lot school. 

So they would not be late for the very early in the morning dance a lot practice.

Only Craig and Emmet were here last night. All the ladies were all away. I was the only lady in the whole house. That is not right.

Craig had a squeaky clean bath last night. He forgot his towels. When he got into the cosy bed he was all soggy. Too bad for him. Ha. Then we went all fast asleep. 

This morning Mister Kirian came very early to take the snow all away. So Craig could drive Emmet to his nice university. He has meetings to go to today. Ha.

My friend Niamh called us. This morning. From her dance a lot school. On the telephone. She was way happy.

The Queen's university asked her to go there too. That is nice. Everybody wants my friend Niamh to go to their nice university.

Craig's father went there. A way long time ago. It is a Scotsman's university. Oh dear. 

Too much bagpipe music. And sheeps insides. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

Emmet's nice university will give her a big box full of lots and lots of real money. To go there. That is nice. 

They give Emmet money too. Because he likes the way old Gods. And the way old Gods like my friend Emmet. And the Punics. It is known.

Zita came home this afternoon. All the way from the far away city. On the aeroplane. Ha. She did not get lost at all. That is good. 

She had to come home. She could not have tasty toasts with me in the far away city. Too bad for her. 

Tonight she will go fast asleep in her own comfy bed. That is good.  

Tonight I will just have a nice sleep on the tables. On top of Craig's comfy shirt. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig will not be scared when Zita and I are there. Ha. That is good.

Everybody will back in our house tonight. All together. That is right. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty Six

We had to get up way early this morning. I was still all fast asleep. 

Because it was still all full of dark outside. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Craig had to drive Niamh to her way early in the morning dance a lot practice. 

Then he came home and drove Emmet to his nice university. 

Because he had a remember everything exam. All about way old pictures. That is silly. Oh well. 

I guarded the all empty house. All by myself. Ha.

When Craig came home we had toasts. Just by ourselves. 

Because Zita is still not home. She is still in the way cold far away city. At the rascal ladies meeting. Oh dear. 

I had to keep Craig all safe again last night. All by myself. That is not right.

Craig and I had used pizzas for our lunch today.

Because had lots of pizza last night. From Mister Tony's tasty pizza store. That was good. 

The radio man told us that tonight is a way too much snow night. Oh dear. 

I do not like way too much snow. Sometimes I can not find the just for catching balls in the too much snow. Too bad for me.

Sometimes the catching balls get all lost for ever and the present man has to find more. Just for me. Ha. 

My friend Niamh has to go out tonight. In the way too much snow. To see a famous toe dance. Way downtown. On the giant stage. 

With lots and lots of other people. And all her dance a lot friends. That is nice.

A nice rascal lady came to our house this morning. Zita asked her to. 

She had to get the big box of rascal ladies tshirts. From the basement. 

She went down to the scary basement. All by herself. I did not go. I did not know her.

Craig got Emmet from his nice university this afternoon. Then they got brand new bagels from Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. For our dinner tonight. 

I only have to guard boys tonight. Zita is still in the far away city and Niamh is at the toe dancing place. 

Cara and Lee's mother is going to put our garbage boxes in the driveway. Tomorrow. Because Zita and Niamh are not here. 

Craig and Emmet do not know the right box to give to the nice men in the big noisy truck. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Emmet has to watch a television program tonight. But not on the television. On his big fast computer. 

With his friends from all over everywhere. That is what they do. And drink lots of tea. And talk a lot.

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty Five

Zita was not in her comfy bed last night. It was only Craig and me. That is not right. There is too much room. That is not right. Oh dear. 

She was in the far away city. In a giant hotel. 

She is going to see her friend at the brand new museum. In the far away city. That is nice. 

Last night I had to sleep right up at the top of the bed. Where Zita sleeps. So Craig would not be scared. In the middle of the night.

This morning Craig had to get all the ice off the silver little car. Because it was just freezy rain last night.

Niamh could not go to her dance a lot school. Because all the buses would be stuck. Again. Oh dear. 

Then Craig had to drive Emmet to the looks like an old castle museum. His nice class all about animals was there today. 

So people could see the fierce polar bears and not be eaten all up. Polar bears are very very fierce. It is known. They eat the scary seals. Ha. Too bad for the seals. Oh well.  

Mister Peter came to my house this morning. To fix lots of things. Even the bathroom. 

Mister Peter is from way far away Switzerland. They have nearly giant mountains there. Not just very little ones. 

Way far away Ireland has very big hills. They think they are mountains. They are not. They are just fat hills. 

Mister Peter's father used to guard The Mister Pope. That is nice. He carried his own very sharp pointy stick. So he could poke nasty people. Ha. That is good.

He is very neat and tidy. Not like my friend Niamh. But he is noisy. Like my friend Niamh. Ha.

He said I was a very nice dog. I did not steal any of his noisy dangerous tools. Some dogs do. 

Mister Peter told me. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Niamh and Miss Lilly made dinner last night. All by themselves. Nobody was even just a bit sick. That is good. 

Then they went to Lee and Cara's house to look at all the beautiful dresses on the television. And see people win prizes.

They did did not win anything. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Today Niamh and Miss Lilly and I went for a nice walk. After lunch. 

There were too many way too cold puddles. We did not go so far. That is good.

Craig and I had a peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. 

Emmet had tasty giant all full of chocolate croissants. Ha. 

I did not have any. He eats his tasty lunches in his cosy bedroom. He is not a good lunch sharer. Like Craig. Oh well.

We are going to have nice Mister Tony's pizza tonight. I think I will get pizza bits tonight. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty Four

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. I had to wear my green rubber boots. Ha.

When we got home Craig made the too much coffees. And toasts.

Zita made own made pie. Full of peaches. And Scotsman's oatmeal. 

For our nice on Sunday lunch. With Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh.

After our lunch Craig had to take Zita to the airport. Because today was Zita's go to the far away city day. Oh dear. I did not like that.

She can not come home to her comfy bed tonight. Because she in the far away very cold city. Oh dear.

She has to stay in a giant new hotel. Not a nice old hotel. With a giant bathtub. Too bad for her.

She has to stay there tomorrow night too. Oh dear. 

I will have to keep Craig company tonight. On the big bed. So he will not be way too cold. 

Zita said I am all in charge again. Ha. But nobody will listen to me all the time. Only sometimes. It is known. 

It is hard being in charge. It is known.

Niamh did not get home until way late last night. She was very tired all day. Ha. Too bad for her.

Today she had to buy all the costumes for her own made special dance. On the big computer. 

And Emmet had to buy a brand new thing for his computer. Something broke. I do not know what. 

I can not use the computers. Everybody in my house has one. Maybe two. 

Not me. Oh well. 

I have all the catching balls instead. Ha. Good for me. 

You can not play catch with the computers. They will just break. They do not even bounce. Ha.

This afternoon Mister Kieran came to take away even more snow. He had some tea too. With Craig. I had a nice nap. 

Miss Lilly came to our house for dinner. 

I do not like it when my family is not all here. In our house. Where I know where they are. So I can guard them. So they will be all safe. And I will be all happy. 

Who will guard my friend Zita in the far away city. If I am only just here. Taking care of everybody else. That is not right. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty Three

I did not go for a nice walk this morning. I was too busy.

I had to guard the house. Craig had to go to his old friends breakfast. 

And Zita had to go to buy brand new comfy boots. So she could go to the far away city. 

She is not walking there. She will have to go on the aeroplane. Because it is a far away city. 

I stayed here to guard the house. Because everybody else was all fast asleep. Ha. 

I got peanut butter treats.

Last night Niamh won a special prize. At the dance a lot school. 

She won because she has the best laugh in the whole school. Ha. That is good. 

She won a make you voice load machine. 

After his nice breakfast Craig went to the make you neat and tidy store. To get his hair made all neat and tidy. Ha.

Niamh made her room all neat and tidy. Miss Lilly had to help. Niamh is way messy. Oh well.

Zita is all better now. She will not eat the too hot sausages anymore. That is good.

We watched a nice program all about a very special train last night. It was not a dangerous train. It did not fall over and crash. 

It had beds that hid all away. And way way tasty food. On beautiful tables. With table sheets. Right inside the train. 

And nice people who bring you your own coffee right in your own little room. That is a nice train. 

The bathroom is way down the hall. Zita would not like that so much. 

It is in way far away. Not here. Oh well.

Emmet is writing a brand new story for his nice university. He has to write a lot. It is not about elephants. Oh well. 

When you write a lot you have to drink lots of Irish tea. With the special from far away brown sugar. Ha.

This afternoon Niamh and Miss Lilly and I went for a nice walk. All the way up to the busy street. To our nice bank. 

The bank that always gives me giant treats. Because I am a nice polite dog. And I wait for my treat. 

Sometimes the nice people want to give me two treats. I can only have one. Zita said. 

Or other nice dogs might not get any treats at all. Ha. Good for me.

Zita was not at the nice bank today. Only Niamh and Miss Lilly. I got three giant treats. Because Zita was not there. Ha. Good for me.

I was way soggy when I got home. I had a little bath. So I could be all spic and span too. Ha.

I had to stay in the kitchen until I was dry like a chip. Craig stayed with me. And read his book. 

He still has not caught anybody. Oh dear. He is too slow. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty Two

I was very busy last night.

At our dinner last night a nasty sausage caught my friend Zita. It made her tummy as sick as can be. 

She could not stand up all by herself. Oh dear. She had to sit on the floor. That is not right. 

Niamh and Emmet got nice cold towels for her head. I stayed right beside her on the floor.

Doctor Susan came right over. She stayed for a long time. That was nice. 

Zita had to go right to bed. And go fast asleep.

I stayed with Zita to make her all better. Right on the big bed. All night. 

Right on her feet. To keep them cosy warm. So she would not get caught by the too cold. 

I am a very good nurse. Everybody told me. It is true. 

Then we had a little sleep in this morning. 

Craig made the coffees and the toasts just for Zita. She had them in the big bed. 

You always eat your toasts in bed when you are sick. It is the rule. I helped.

Niamh had to go to her dance a lot school very early this morning. Because of the important practice dancing. All by her self. 

Because Zita was all fast asleep because of her too sick tummy. Oh dear.

Niamh is going to our friend Julia's sing happy birthday party tonight. That is nice. 

Niamh has to go to see her nice Doctor. She hurt some of her toes. She can not feel them so well. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Too many doctors. It is known.

We only went for a very little walk this morning. It is still too all slippy outside. 

We only went up and down my own street. For a little bit.

We watched television in the afternoon. In the den. That is what you do when you are not feeling all so well. 

Zita had lots of Irish tea. Ha.

I had a nice nap.

Then we went for a little befor dinner walk. That was good.

Craig and I had toasty a peanut butter sandwich for our lunch.

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty One

I had a very busy day.

We did not go for our nice walk this morning. It was way too slippy outside. It was all rain last night. Now we can not go on our nice walk.

We had toasts this morning. It was the only good for you toasts. Not the taste good toasts. Oh well.

Zita was very busy too. She had to talk to the rascal ladies all day. Because of the very important meeting.

And Mister Peter came to our house. To fix the little piece of floor. In the bathroom. 

He took the bathroom door away. Oh dear. That is not right. 

I could not help. Because he had very dangerous tools. That are all pointy and sharp. Oh dear. 

They are very noisy tools. Peter makes lots of very loud noise. He has a big dog too. At his house. And a cat. Oh well. 

Because I could not help I just watched out my watching window. Craig helped me. That was nice. 

Zita had to go to the make me beautiful store. Because she has to go on an aeroplane. To a far away city.  

You have to be all squeaky clean when you go far away. With all neat and tidy clothes. And beautiful. It is known. 

I have to go to the make me beautiful store too. Zita told me. I am a bit too very fury. Ha.

Our friend Mister Kerian had dinner at our house last night. When he was all finished moving the too much rainy snow. 

Zita and Niamh helped. Because there was way too much snow. I could not help. It was too slippy.

When I came in the house I was just all fury ice. I had to stay in the kitchen. Oh well. I got cheese bits in my dinner. Good for me.

Emmet had a remember everything exam today. I do not like remember everything exams. 

Craig drove him to the nice university. Then he went to the give you your food right in your car store. 

So he could get more hot too much coffee. And some pretend chips. And wait for my friend Emmet to be all finished. And be toasty warm. 

Mister Kiran came back to our house in the afternoon. After Craig and Emmet were all gone away. 

He took away lots of the slippy ice. So nobody will just fall down. And be all sore. 

He came in our house and said hello to me. Because we are friends. I did not bark at him at all. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty

It is a bit of a snowy day. 

When Zita and I went for our nice walk I wore my green rubber boots. That is good. 

We saw other dogs. They had sore feet. They did not have nice rubber boots to keep their feet all safe from the sharp ice and the nasty salt. 

Another university wants my friend Niamh to go there. It is an old university. She was very happy. 

It is not so very near to my house. Oh dear. I would not like that so much. 

Maybe she will not go there. Maybe. 

It is beside the giant ocean. It is the same giant ocean where Orlaith's nice university is. But on the other side. 

They can not see each other. Oh well. 

The ocean is too giant. And all full of whales. Oh dear. 

They should only have just little oceans. Like our canal or my beautiful ponds. Then we could see Orlaith. And have nice visits. And we could go for nice walks. It is known. Oh well. 

Zita drove Emmet to his nice university this morning. They took the silver little car. I do not know why.

Miss Rowan had dinner at our house last night. Everybody laughed a lot. That is good. I got cheese. For dessert. Ha.

Miss Rowan has lots of bruises. All over. Because of Niamh's own made dance. You have to fall down all the time. In Niamh's dance. Oh dear. 

I do not like to fall down. If you fall down you will hurt your bottom. Zita told me. Oh dear. 

I fell down and hurt my leg. A long time ago. Sometimes it still is a bit sore. Oh well. 

Craig made a toasty fat bacon sandwich for our lunch. On the just for sandwiches bread from France. 

We put then in the big stove so it was just all toasty. Ha. 

Because it is a too much snow day outside. That is when you have toasty warm sandwiches. It is known. 

Emmet is very busy today. Because he has a remember everything exam tomorrow. All about the people beside the far away ocean. 

Emmet say his professor is a very funny man. And very kind. That is good. 

Everybody should be very kind all the time. I am. 

But not to the awful squirrels. Or the nasty dog who wanted to bite Zita. Ha.

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Nineteen

Today is toasts day. All over everywhere. The man on the radio said so. That is good.

I have toasts everyday. With Craig and Zita. 

That is how I know it is time to start the day. When we have the toasts. And the too many coffees. Ha.

Today we had the good for toasts bread from way far away France. 

It is full of tasty holes. And is very crunchy. I like crunchy toasts best. 

We had it in the den. Because it is toasts for everybody day. Ha. Good for me.

Zita and Craig had to drive everybody everywhere this morning. Because it is our very early morning day.

I guarded the house.

Then Zita and I and Jamie and Professor Jill went for our nice walk. 

That was nice. It is a cold just for Jamie day. Oh well. I did not have to wear my green rubber boots today.

Niamh and Emmet are still caught by the cold. It is not a nasty cold. Just being too tired cold. 

Zita is very busy with all the rascal ladies. Because she is going on an aeroplane. To a way cold city. To talk to lots of rascal ladies. 

It is a far away city. Oh dear. I do not like that. People should just stay here. So I can guard them. It is known. 

Craig still has not found who killed the nasty lady. In way far away England. Oh well. 

I got in trouble today. I brought tons and tons and tons of very little stones in the house. I did not even know it. It is because I am so furry. 

Zita had to use the noisy machine on my cosy duvet. And the floor too. Then I had to have a bath. Oh well.

It is better in the lovey spring time when all the trees come back. And my friends the ducks are in my pond. 

Then there are not so many little stones. All over. That is good.

Niamh's friend Miss Jessie had a little baby. Maybe it will speak dragon too. That would be nice. 

Tonight is the find all the garbage night. So we can give it to all the nice men in the big noisy truck. I like helping find the garbage. It is a good job. I am Zita's big help. 

Zita asks me to guard the garbage. Then she can take it out to our driveway. 

Sometimes the nasty raccoons want our garbage. That is why I guard it. It is not their garbage. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Eighteen

We had a very quiet day.

I wore my own green rubber boots for our nice walk this morning. Then the salt does not make my feet too sore. That is good.

We have very fat and crunchy toasts today. That is good. I like crunchy toast. 

Emmet went to his nice dentist way way early in the morning. I did not go. Zita drove him. It is not so far. But is is all windy cold today. 

Then he went to his nice university. 

A little cold has caught Niamh and Emmet. But not me. 

Niamh has lots and lots of practices at her dance a lot school today. Oh dear. 

Zita gave her do not be sore pills. Just in case. 

Miss Julia had the little white car today. She drove Niamh to their dance a lot school. That is good. 

When Emmet got home from his nice university he had a nap. He did not even have his Irish tea. Oh dear. Because the cold caught him. 

Zita had to go downtown to the too small office this afternoon. Craig and I just stayed here. 

Now Craig is priest in way far away England. He has his own church. With a very big tower. With loud bells. That is nice. He used to be a secret spy. Ha.

Now he has to find who killed the nasty lady. 

He has a big dog. They go for long walks. In their little town. That is a good book. It is known. 

He will find the nasty person fast. His dog will be a big help. Ha. That is what dogs do. Be a big help.

I had a nice nap this afternoon. On my comfy duvet. On the big bed. With all the pillows. 

Zita has to go to a cheese party tonight. Not here. For our nice newspaper. 

Craig and Emmet and Niamh will make their very own dinner. Ha. More cheese. Maybe pasta too. Maybe. Or used pizza. 

We had pizza last night. The little different for everybody pizzas. From the famous pizza store. I got pizza bits. That is good.

The nice man came with even more old music machines. They were not just all black. They were all silver. 

He took away some black machines instead. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Craig said it was for his friend at the old friends breakfast. He does not have any music machines at all. 

So we will give him some. For his house. That is good.

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Seventeen

I had to get up in the middle of the night again. To make sure my friend Niamh was all safe. It is my job. Even when I am all fast asleep. 

Zita got up too. Craig was just all fast asleep. Oh well. 

Because Niamh came home from the way beautiful dance very late. Oh well.

She said she had the best time in the world. That is good. 

Having a very best time is good for everybody. For me too.

She even got presents. In a beautiful bag. Just for the beautiful lady dancers.  

They even had very tasty food. On table sheets. On their very own tables. And candles. With all the other beautiful dance ladies. That is good.

My friend Niamh was even in the newspaper. Her own picture. Dancing. In her way beautiful touch the ground dress. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. I wore my green keep your feet dry rubber boots. 

But I jumped in a big puddle. Oh well. 

It was a very cold puddle. I was a very soggy dog. 

I stayed in the kitchen and helped Zita make our tasty lunch. I am a big help in the kitchen. Zita told me. So it is true. 

Niamh had a very long sleep in today. Until our lunchtime. 

We had our own made pancakes for our lunch. And thick bacon. Nothing fell. Oh well.

Then we we made the house spic and span. With the noisy make the floors all clean machine. 

I stayed in the den. Then I went downstairs to the scary basement. To see my friend Emmet. In his comfy bedroom. 

It was not so noisy in Emmet's bedroom. Good for us.

Emmet and Niamh stayed in their own rooms too. Because they had lots and lots of things to write. For their schools. 

Craig and I made all the dust go away. By ourselves. Ha. Good for us.

We watched a program all about a man going on his vacation on a train. Last night. 

It was a not so dangerous train. It did not fall over and crash. Not even once. That is good. 

He went to lots of very tasty restaurants. That is what people do on the vacation time. 

Craig's hockey team won again. He was surprised. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Sixteen

I had to get all awake in the middle of the night. Zita too. 

Because Niamh was at the special beautiful dance practice until way way late. 

She and Miss Becca had to drive everybody to their own nice houses. 

Even late late at night. Because of the wolves in the bushes. Miss Becca has a giant car. For lots of people. But no wolves. Ha. 

When she was all at home we went all back to sleep.

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast because of the too much nearly snow. It is not so cold today. 

The snow is all nearly just water. He would just be all way too soggy. 

Zita and I went on a little walk when Craig was all awake. When we came home I was all soggy. 

I had to stay in the kitchen. Until I was all dry. Oh well.

My friend Mister Kieran was here. I helped him make peanut butter toasts. Ha. Good for me.

He moved all the nearly water snow away. So Craig could get into the silver little car. And not just slide all the way into the all empty pond. That is good.

Zita drove Niamh to the beautiful special dance place. For even more practice. Because tonight is the special beautiful dance night. 

At the giant all glass building. Beside the all empty canal. 

There will be people there to make all the lady dancers all as beautiful as can be. Ha. 

Niamh is already all beautiful as can be. It is known.

After lunchtime Mister Kieran and Emmet and Craig talked and talked all about lots of very interesting things. 

I did not listen so much because I had a nice nap in front of my watching window. So I could guard them. 

Then Emmet went for a little walk. Because it is not so cold today. I did not go. I do not like being a soggy dog. 

He is reading lots and lots all about far away places. Beside a giant ocean. Where is is hot. All the time. 

I would not like that so much. Jamie would not like it either. Sometimes we get way to hot. And have to have outside baths. With the water hose. Ha.

Zita and I went for a little walk. Before our dinner. I had to wear my green rubber boots. Because it is all  just nearly snow outside. I was only a little bit a soggy dog. That was good. 

I got cheese treats on my tasty dinner tonight. Ha. Good for me. 

We watched a program last night. About a way grumpy Doctor. In way far away England. But he is a nice man. Just grumpy. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifteen

We had a nice quiet day.

Zita was up very late last night. In the den. Making Niamh's special dress all fit. She did not use the noisy machine. Just her own hands. 

It is the beautiful dress for the special dance. I stayed in the den. To be a big help. 

Now the dress is all perfect. That is good.

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. Then she had to talk to lots of lady rascals. On the telephone. 

Niamh was very busy today. At the dance a lot school. With her brand new dance. 

It is her very own made dance. It is part of her remember everything exams. 

Craig and Emmet watched the not way too scary Vikings program. In the den. 

I did not watch. I had a nice nap. Because I was up late last night. Guarding everybody. It is my job.

Zita took my friend Jamie for a nice walk after lunchtime. Because Professor Jill is still not at home. 

Zita said the dangerous train will bring her come home tonight. Jamie will be happy. It is not right when your friends are all far away. 

Then Zita had to go way downtown to the way too small office. To have another meeting. That is what people do at work. Go to meetings. Oh well. 

I do not go to work. Because I have a job. I have to guard all my own family. So everybody is all safe and happy. That is my job. It is a good job. 

Sometimes it is very hard job. Because people are not very good listeners. 

I try to tell them all about the very dangerous outside at night time. Or when the lions hide in the bushes. Or when nasty dogs are on my own street. 

But they do not listen. 

It is hard being the best guarding dog in the world. When people do not listen. It is known.

Craig and I had a peanut butter sandwich for our lunchtime. I like peanut butter. And green beans. It is known. 

Niamh has a practice dance tonight. For the special dance night. She has to wear the very beautiful special dress. And her little white shoes too. 

And very red lips. I do not know why. Oh well. 

I can not go to watch. It is in a giant big room. Just for special beautiful dances. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fourteen

We went for a very long walk today. It was not all snowy last night. That is good. It is just a bit cold today.

Zita was out until late last night. At the special important party. For all the rascal ladies. 

The Mister Prime Minister said thank you to my friend Zita. He held onto her hand. That was nice. 

Zita had to take my friend Jamie for his nice walk at lunchtime. Because professor Jill went on the dangerous train. To see far away friends. Oh dear. 

Maybe the train will not just fall over and crash. That is good. I do not go on dangerous trains. 

Emmet told me not to go on the just fall over and crash old Russian trains. I will not. I promised him. 

Niamh went to her dance a lot school today. The buses did not just get stuck today. 

She is making her all new own dance. For a lot of other lady dancers. Even her friends. That is good.

So all the schools were open up again. That is good.

A very big truck was stuck right on my corner. Nobody could drive on the street. There was no room. Oh dear.

A giant take your truck away truck came. Then the very big truck was still all stuck in the too much snow. 

So another giant truck had to come and help. Oh dear. The men were very loud. Oh well.

Mister Kieran came to take away even more snow. Now Emmet can see out his windows. That is good. 

But I can only see my corner. I can not see the the street so much. Because of the giant snow hill. Mister Kieran made it. All by himself. Oh well. 

There are too many noisy snow machines on our streets today. 

I did not bark at them way too much today. Just a little bit. Ha. Good for me.

The nasty just all gold dog who tried to bite Zita and me was on my street today. I barked at it a lot. It should not be on my street. 

It is a nasty dog. Oh dear. I do not know why it is nasty. Maybe it is a secret. Maybe. 

I got in trouble. A bit. Oh well. Too bad for the nasty dog. Nobody likes it. Ha. 

Emmet is writing more stories for his nice university. All about the old old Gods and nice animals. Maybe just like me. Maybe.

Emmet's nice university said Niamh could go there too. If she wants. That is nice. 

Niamh was very happy. She called us. On the telephone. 

But she does not want to go to the same nice university as her big brother. Oh well. 

If she goes to Zita's and Emmet's nice university all the professors will say it is Poppy's friend Niamh. Because I know all the nice professors.  

I know Professor Jill, and Professor Alex, Professor Miss Kerry and Professor Mister Carter. Ha. That is nice. 

Before our just before dinner walk Zita went off to store to make her shoulders all nice and soft. That is nice. 

Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirteen

We had a very busy day.

Zita had a very important meeting tonight. The Mister Prime Minister was there. To say hello to all the brand new rascal ladies. That was nice.

Zita and I went for only a little walk. Because all the snow in the world was on our street. 

There is so much too much snow I can not see the street from my watching window so much. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Last night we watched all the cars get stuck on my corner. In the way too much snow.

This morning we could not walk on the sidewalks. They were all gone. All underneath the way too much snow. And some cars were all stuck everywhere. 

Then we cleaned off all our cars. I stayed in the gold big car to guard everything. Even the too much snow. Ha. I was a way big help. Zita said so. 

All the schools were all closed up tight. Even the dance a lot school.

Zita had to get her beautiful just for important meetings clothes. And some way shiny shoes. Ha.

Then our friend Mister Kieran came over and moved all the snow from my side yard. And the driveway. 

He was way tired and he was not finished. So he had a nice lunch with us. 

He did not throw all away my brand new red ball. It was still there. That is good. 

Then Mister Bill came over. To show us his his brand new book. All full of his own pictures. Of lots and lots of people from the music island. Where there is no snow. Ever. 

It is a beautiful nice book. But with not so many dogs. Not even Maggie or Ollie. Oh well.

Then Mister Bill and Mister Kiran and Craig and Emmet talked and talked and talked. 

So I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen. Ha. 

After lunch Niamh had to go to Miss Julia's house. To give her cat some food. So it would not starve into all nothing. Silly cats. 

Miss Julia and all her family have gone on a hot vacation. To go swimming. You can not go swimming on the all frozen canal. Ha. 

They left tasty treats for Niamh. With her name on them. All her favourite treats. Ha. Silly cat.