Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Two

It is sleep in Sunday. 

Craig and Emmet had a nice sleep in.

But Zita and I did not. We were too busy.

We went to the busy street. To find the outside market so we could visit all the nice farmers. 

On our good morning everybody walk.

And we bought own their made tasty food. 

Lots of strawberries and Scotsman’s scones. Ha. For our lunchtime. 

It is not an altogether lunchtime today.

Because Niamh is away with all the Mahoneys. At the beautiful cottage. 

They are going to have a Sing Happy Birthday party for our own country. Ha. 

And have lots and lots of tasty food. 

Because Tara and Kathy always make delicious food. That will be a good party. 

Right on the lake. Maybe everybody will go swimming. 

Maybe Ryder the dog will be there. He is a fast swimming dog. Ha.

We will have our own party here. With Craig and Zita and me.

My friend Emmet is going to a Dragons game lunchtime party with all his friends. 

And after dinnertime they will go to watch the giant way too loud Happy Birthday to us fireworks.

Our Sing Happy Birthday day is too sometimes way too noisy. 

Little very fast very loud aeroplanes always fly right over top of my house too. I do not like that. 

I will just go downstairs to my friend Emmet’s bedroom where the loud noises cannot find me. Ha.

Craig watched the little very loud and fast cars on the television after lunchtime. 

So I had a nice nap. Where it was not so noisy. 

I found a take your car away sign in Niamh’s bedroom. That is silly.

You cannot park cars in our basement. What would Zita say. Oh dear. 

Cars are too big for our basement. It is known.

Zita went shopping this afternoon. To find some brand new clothes. Just for her.

So I had a nice nap on the comfy living room rug.

Because Sundays are nice nap days. It is the rule. 

Unless your friends come for a visit. 

Or you have to go in the car to find delicious summertime treats. Ha. That is a good idea.

After I took Zita on our lovely walk Craig and Zita and I sat in the side yard. 

I played with my big red ball. But then I got into trouble.

Because of the flowers. And I had to go back in the house. 

You cannot dig in the just for flowers pots. It is the rule. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

We got new fat sheets for the big comfy bed. I helped Zita put it on. Ha. 

I was not in trouble anymore. That is good. 

It is not very nice to be in trouble all by yourself. 

Maybe we will watch the new detective again tonight. Maybe with chips.

We had chips last night. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty One

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today.

He had a big sleep in instead.

Because of the not very all right shoulder. Again. Too bad for him.

But Zita and I only had a little sleep in.

Because we had to go for our good morning to everybody walk. 

And it was not raining outside this morning. That was good.

When Zita went to the stretching store Craig got all dressed. And was all wide awake too.

And then we had the oatmeal cookies for our breakfast. Oatmeal cookies are not so good for tasty breakfasts.

Because they are not so crunchy. Oh dear.

Breakfasts should be crunchy. It is known.

When Zita came home we had very crunchy toasty for our lunchtime. And jam too.

Outside in our side yard. Ha.

And Niamh went up to the busy street to get lots of tasty treats for the Mahoney’s cottage. 

You cannot not go visiting friends without bringing something delicious for everyone. 

Maybe some from far away smelly cheeses. 

Or maybe very fat donuts. 

Or giant bags of chips. It is the rule. 

Craig says I have to get a new big red ball.

Because mine is not even a bit round anymore. And it has holes in it.

Maybe because I bit it all up. Ha. 

Emmet went for his afternoon walk today. It is not a rain all the time day today. 

So he will not have to ware his comfy pajamas when he get home today. 

After lunchtime Zita went to visit Craig’s mother. 

And maybe take her for a walk to get croissants. Maybe.

I stayed here to mind everything. And Craig too. 

He and I were very tired so we had a quiet afternoon. That is good.

Mister Tom came to our house. With brand new interesting from way far away programs. 

So we can watch them. After our dinnertimes. On the television. With chips. Ha. 

He is a nice man. I only barked a little when he came to my door. Ha. Good for me.

Then Zita went to the too much of everything store. To get lots of things for Craig’s mother.

When she came home I took her for our nice before dinnertime walk. 

In the bright as can be sunshine. But we did not have a very long walk.

Because it is very hot in the lots of sunshine. Oh well.

After our dinner maybe we will watch brand new detectives tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty

I had a very nice quiet morning.

It was not raining at all when Zita and I went for our before breakfast walk.

Niamh was already gone. 

Because she has to open up the beautiful clothes store again. Oh dear. 

After Zita and her not so fast bicycle went to her office I minded Craig.

But not for so long. Oh well.

Because it was too much coffee time. 

We had some coffees and oatmeal cookies for our together breakfast. Outside. In the side yard.

Just like yesterday.

Because it is summertime outside now.

Then I had a nice nap. Outside. Before the way too hot came.

It is our country’s very own Sing Happy Birthday day very soon. Ha.

So Miss Tara is coming here from not too far away Toronto. For the party. 

And she and Niamh are going to Kathy’s cottage. With all the other Mahoneys. Ha. 

To go swimming and sit on the big dock and have Richard’s tasty wines. Ha. That is a good time.

I am not going. I am staying here to mind Craig and my own house. 

We will sing the happy birthday song here. Ha. Good for us.

At lunchtime we had used pizza again. Outside again. And we had some very tasty lemon pie too. Ha.

Then I played with my very big red ball.

It was not very sunny this afternoon. 

And then there was scary thunder outside too. 

So I stayed in the den so I could keep Craig company. 

It is not so scary when you have friends to keep you company. 

And Craig is not even scared of the way too loud thunder. That is good.

But my friend Emmet was outside on his afternoon walk when the scary thunder came. 

And all the windy rain. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

As soon as Emmet got home I went downstairs to his big cosy bedroom. 

To keep him company. He was all soggy as could be. Oh dear. 

But the too loud scary thunder cannot find us when I am in Emmet’s bedroom. It is known.

And when Niamh got all back home she was as soggy as could be too.  Oh dear.

Emmet just put on his very comfy pajamas. Just because he said. Ha. 

And Zita has the not so fast bicycle today.

She should have the dry as a chip black go fast car. Oh dear.

But my friend Zita was not even a bit soggy when she got back home.

Because the way too much windy rain stopped. 

So we went for our before dinner walk right away. 

Because maybe it will be all rainy again. 

And then she drove Niamh downtown.

Because of all the full of giant puddles on the streets. 

Giant puddles can catch the very fast bicycle. 

And then you will fall off and be just hurt all over.  

Just like Craig. Oh dear. That would not be so good.

So I only had to mind Craig and Zita and Emmet for our dinner tonight. 

Maybe we will watch more of the far away from Belgium detectives tonight. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Nine

I had a quiet day today. 

Zita and I went for our good morning walk in the beautiful sunshine everywhere outside.

We went very early because it is going to be a way hot outside day today.

And my friend Niamh was gone even before us.

Because today is her day to open the beautiful clothes store. Before everybody has their coffees. 

Craig did not have a big sleep in this morning. But I did. Ha.

And we had our breakfast outside. When I was all awake. 

Then we went inside and I had a nice nap on the very comfy sofa in the den. 

On the Scotsmen’s blanket.

It is a from way far away Scotland blanket. Craig got it a very long time ago. Right in Scotland. 

It is his kind of Scotsman’s blanket. 

Scotsmen have special clothes so everybody can know who they do not like so much. Oh dear.

He said I could use it. And I am not even a Scotsman dog. Ha.

Craig and I had a very delicious lunchtime. Outside. In our side yard. 

We had used pizzas. Mister Tony’s pizza. They are very tasty pizzas. 

I always get crunchy pizza bits. 

Then I had a nice nap. In the shade. 

Because it is too hot if the sunshine catches you. 

My friend Emmet almost forgot that he is going to Miss Morgan’s and Mister Mike’s apartment this afternoon.

To play another dragons game and have a tasty dinner. 

A car had to come to take him there.

Because the buses are way too hot and smelly and slow. 

This afternoon Craig just looked for interesting stories for our nice Queen. 

I got too hot outside. So I came in and had a lovely nap on the comfy living room rug.

Because it is too hot outside today to have another busy day. 

So we had a nice lazy day instead.

Tonight Zita is going out with all the ladies on out street. To have tasty desserts. Ha.

When Zita came back home we only went for a little before dinnertime walk.

Because it is too hot for long walks tonight. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Eight

We had a very exciting morning today.

Zita and I went for our soggy morning walk. Oh well.

And then I minded Craig in the big comfy bed.

And when he was all awake Niamh was up too.

Because she went to see her nice lady doctor. 

Because her shoulder has been too sore for a long time. 

We have too many sore shoulders in my house. Too bad for us.

Then a nearly a truck came and a man put Craig inside. And the go fast chair too. That is not all right.

And then Zita got in too. Oh dear. 

But I had to stay her to mind the house and my friend Emmet too.

Craig and Zita had to go and visit the government. 

So Craig could have brand new pictures put on his important cards. 

They could not go in our own cars. 

Because of Craig’s too sore to get in and out of the cars shoulder. Oh dear.

And then they came home in a different nearly a truck. 

And they brought the especially tasty for toasts bread. Ha.

And we had very tasty bacon toasty sandwiches for our lunchtime. Outside in my side yard. Ha.

But then I got in too much barking trouble. 

Zita was out making our garden all beautiful. Taking away all the all gone flowers. 

But there were other dogs on our street. Maybe they were chase and bite you dogs. Maybe.

But then my friend Emmet had to come upstairs.

Because he could not write his for Wales story because of my way too loud barking. Oh dear.

I had to go and keep Craig company in the den. Too bad for me.

Then Zita went to the stretching until you are all smelly store. Ha.

Because she said she was already smelly. From making the patio bushes beautiful again.

Tonight we are having a Dragons game night. 

Emmet has made a brand new game for Niamh and Lee and Kirian and Tarryn. Ha. 

And Mister Tony’s friend will bring lots of delicious pizzas. So nobody will have grumbley tummies. Ha. 

I will keep them company. Downstairs in Emmet’s lovey big bedroom. So I can help mind the pizzas.

Craig and Zita will have their dinner just by themselves. Upstairs. Oh well.

Last night we watched the from way far away Belgium on the television. In the den. 

I watched from my new favourite place on the very comfy sofa. On a Scotsmen’s blanket. Ha. 

Because of the new rule. It is my favourite rule.

Maybe we will watch them again tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Seven

It was a busy morning today. 

After our soggy walk Zita went to see her nice doctor.

Because you have to go to see your doctor to make sure you are still all right.

I see my nice doctor Wellar even when I am not even a bit sick. Ha.

And Emmet went to see our nice dentist up on our busy street.

Zita and the go fast car went to the doctor’s office together. 

Before she went to the rascal ladies office.

Because it is a rain nearly all the time morning. 

Craig got all dressed and wide awake when Zita left. But I did not

I had a nice sleep in. On the big bed. Ha. That is a comfy bed.

When I was all awake Craig made our breakfast toasts. 

He waited for me because we are best friends. 

We had the special round toasts from way far away England. Two of them. With jam. 

They are very tasty toasts.

Before lunchtime Niamh went to her friend’s apartment.

Because she was making a brand new recipe. For tasty chicken. 

And she wanted tasters to help her. Ha. That is a good job.

Then they went to work at the beautiful clothes store.

Craig and I did not have our lunch outside today. It was a bit too rainy outside. Oh well.

After lunchtime Craig found some new interesting stories for our Queen. 

I kept him company on the very comfy sofa in the den. 

Because of the new rule. Ha. That is a good rule.

When Zita came home she had a giant bag of my own food. Ha. That is good.

Then we went for our before dinnertime walk. It was not rainy at all this afternoon. 

So we were not soggy at all. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and I had dinner tonight. 

Niamh was still at her beautiful clothes store. 

So she cannot have her tasty dinner with us tonight. Too bad for her.

We watched the detectives from way far away Belgium last night. 

They are not even too scary. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Six

Zita and I got up early this morning. 

To go on our good morning to everybody walk. 

In the beautiful sunshine. Before it got too hot. Ha. That is a good idea.

Craig got up nearly right after Zita went downtown on her not so very fast bicycle. 

And we had two too much coffees and very delicious crunchy toasts. 

That is a good for you breakfast. 

Then Niamh was all awake too and she went to her beautiful clothes store. 

After we had tasty pizza together. Ha.

Then Craig and I went outside to our own side yard. 

So Craig could read his book in the morning sunshine. I guarded him. 

Right on his feet. Ha.

I am the best guarding dog ever. 

Then I had to go back in the house.

Because I was too hot outside. 

But my house is all cool and lovely inside. That is good. 

Emmet made his own tasty breakfast. But I did not help so much today.

Maybe I was all fast asleep on my comfy rug in the kitchen. Maybe.

Sometimes when I am fast asleep I forget to be all fast awake. Too bad for me.

Lat night when we watched the nice from way far away England I had a nice nap.

Right on the very comfortable sofa in the den right beside my friend Zita. Ha.

And nobody said I had to get off. Ha. 

Maybe that is the new rule. Maybe. 

Craig and I had our lunch outside today. Because it is a beautiful as can be day today.

And we had very fat sandwiches.

Because Craig is not so good at cutting the bread. Ha.

We had peanut butter and honey sandwiches today.

Then he read some more of his book. 

Now he is a brave nurse in the war nobody wanted.

Craig did not look for so many interesting stories today. 

Maybe because of the sunny as can be day outside. Maybe 

When it was too hot outside I had a nice nap in the den. On the comfy sofa.

Zita and I went for a very nice walk in the nearly sunshine.

When she came home from the rascal ladies office on her not so very fast bicycle.

I think we will watch the other detectives from way far away tonight. 

Maybe we will have ice cream. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Five

It was a very beautiful morning today. 

We did not have a sleep in.

Craig and Zita and I had our toasts outside in the side yard instead.

We did not have a big walk today.

Because my front foot is a bit sore. 

Maybe it is wearing out like Craig’s shoulders. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

So Craig give me my just for me sore foot medicine. And I had a rest. 

Then Niamh was all awake so Zita and Niamh made the pretend toasts from France. 

And Emmet was all awake too. That is good. 

You cannot have a tasty breakfast if you are still just all fast asleep. It is known.

Niamh is working downtown at her beautiful clothes store until late tonight.

Zita and the go fast car drove her so she could eat her breakfast slowly. Ha.

If you eat your delicious food too fast you will just have a sick tummy. 

Craig has his red old go fast chair upstairs. It is the not so very light chair.

Because the man is coming to to take the other chair to the fix it all up store. 

It is not the same store where the silver little car is. It is a just for wheelchairs store.

The go fast chair is now getting a bit old. 

Maybe we should get a better brand new just for sore shoulders go fast chair. Maybe.

After lunchtime Mister Paul came to our house. 

Because he needed a big saw. I do not know why. Oh well.

Then Craig and Zita and Mister Paul and I sat in my side yard. In the beautiful sunshine. Ha.

Because it is the summertime. 

In the summertime you can sit outside and not get as cold as can be. 

And Emmet went for his before dinnertime walk. 

And when Mister Paul left Zita and I went for our before dinnertime too. Ha.

Zita tried to make the garden neat and tidy but it was too hot and she almost melted away. Oh dear.

After we had our delicious dinner Zita went outside to try again.

Because it is not so hot outside after dinnertime. 

Maybe we will watch more of the not too scary detectives tonight. 

We do not have any chips. And we do not have any popcorn either. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Four

I was very busy this morning being a big help.

After Zita and I had our good morning to everybody walk I had to help my friend Craig.

Because he had to cry a bit. So I lay down beside him. Right away. So he would be all better.

It was because of his all worn out shoulder. Then he was too tired to be fast awake.

So he had a sleep in. I minded him. 

Right there on the big comfy bed. 

He told me I was the best helper ever. Ha. That is true. 

Then he was not too sore and we got up so he could have his too much coffee.

And we looked out my watching window. 

And we saw lots of birds. In our just for birds bathtub. Ha. 

And even a very red bird. That is good.

Now they will be squeaky clean birds. That is good too.

Then I helped Zita make the not so new bookcase all clean and smooth as can be. 

Right in my side yard. I did not get in the way at all. Ha. Good for me. It is good to be a big help.

And then we put smelly stuff on the not so very new bookcase. So it would be all beautiful again.

Now it is in almost in the dining room. And the very old fold the top up table is going downstairs. 

And Zita put beautiful flowers on the just for flowers stairs. You cannot eat the flowers. Oh dear.

I do not know why we get different things in our house. Everything should just be the same. 

Dogs do not like everything to be different all the time. It is known.

Then we came back inside.

So Craig could watch a football game and Zita could go downtown to bring Niamh all back home.

Then Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. In the beautiful sunshine everywhere afternoon.

We are going to have delicious steaks for dinnertime tonight. 

Maybe there will be little extra bits. Sometimes there are extra bits just for me. Ha.

We watched some nice detectives from way far away last night. It was not so scary. 

Maybe we will watch it tonight too. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Three

We did not have a nice long good morning walk today.

Because Niamh phoned us before our wake all up time.

And Zita had to go to the beautiful clothes store to get my friend Niamh. And bring her home.

Because a car just crashed into the car Niamh was in. And it was squashed up. 

And Niamh squished her arm and banged her head. Oh dear. 

So Zita brought her home and she went downstairs to her lovely bedroom. 

So she could have a nice rest. And to make sure nothing will just fall off. Or get way too big.

Like Craig’s too big knee. Oh dear. That would not be so good. Oh dear.

Then Zita and the go fast car went to her office and I had a little sleep in with Craig.

I did not go downstairs to keep Niamh comfy. Craig said I might make her too hot. Oh dear.

So we had two crunchy toasts together. With jam. Ha. And then we played catch the ball. 

And I had by good morning nap at the top of the stairs. 

Because maybe Niamh might have needed a comfy warm Miss Poppy to be her nurse. 

I am the very best nurse. It is known.

Zita came home at our lunchtime to see Niamh. 

And on her way home she found things for sale. 

On Kathy’s street. And she brought some home. 

A beautiful book case. Just like the one on the hall. But not full of our interesting books.

And a record machine for Craig. 

And a thing to put your beautiful plants on. For our side yard. Ha.

And she saw my friend Niamh. Now only her elbow is a bit too sore. But not her head. That is good.

So Tarryn and Niamh went shopping for Tarryn’s for next week food. 

And then Tarryn drove Niamh to her nice university for her important meeting with Miss Jessie. 

Miss Jessie used to teach Niamh how to talk to Niamh’s computer. Right here in our house. 

It was before I was brand new. Now she works at our nice university. Ha. That is good.

This afternoon Zita went out to get new things so Craig’s too sore shoulder will not be too sore all the time.

And to get me a giant bag of just for me food. That is good. 

Last night Craig’s football team won. And Niamh saw it. 

Because she was there. But we did not see her on our television. Oh well.

Emmet is very happy today.

Because he found an idea that he had forgotten. For his very important in Wales story. That is good.

It is good to find ideas. Even all forgotten ones too. That is right.

When Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime lovely walk. 

It is was a lovely beautiful day today. 

And Craig told me it is going to be the very longest day all year today. I do not know why. 

Maybe we have the wrong clocks. Like way far away Ireland. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

In way far away there are way way old stone places where this good morning’s sunshine shines right into the living rooms. 

If they are not just all fallen down. 

Because they are very very old. Sometimes they do not even have roofs. Oh dear.

I would not like to have a no roof house. Oh dear.

We did not watch any detectives last night.

Because of the football game. 

So we might watch a new detective tonight.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Two

Zita and I only had a not so very long walk this morning.

Because we had to go in the black go fast car to the make me beautiful store. 

I do not like going to the make me beautiful store so much.

Because I do not know any of the too many dogs there. 

But today I had a new make me beautiful lady. She was very kind. 

And when Zita came to bring me back to my house the lady told Zita I was the nicest Bouvier dog ever.

That is true.

Now I am not so furry. Now I am just all as beautiful as can be. So now I am a skinny dog. Oh dear.

And I smell beautiful too. Zita told me. So it is true.

Craig and I had toasts when I got home. I did not have any toasts this morning.

Because last night Craig’s shoulder got all too sore again. So he had to have a little sleep in. Oh well.

Craig put cheesie treats on my lunch. When I was back home.

Then I had a nice lie down in the den. Right beside my friend Craig. 

After you go to the make you beautiful store you always are very tired. Oh well.

After lunchtime Craig and I looked out my watching window at the windy rain. But only for a little while.

Because windy rain is not so interesting to watch so I had a nice big nap.

On my comfy rug in the kitchen. With my Scotsman’s blanket too. Ha. Good for me.

Tara sent us a picture. A picture of Zita’s mother and father. In their house in way far away Dublin.

They were having their Irish tea and tasty treats with Tara. Ha. That is good.

There will be a football game tonight. Up on the very busy street. Oh dear.

So there will be lost cars everywhere. Oh dear. 

There was a police car right in front of my house. 

Maybe it was looking for lost cars before they were all lost. Maybe.

Niamh is going to the game tonight. 

Because her beautiful clothes store gave her tickets. 

So she is going with her Lemon store friends. That is nice.

This morning Niamh and Miss Georgi went to Mister Kettleman’s bagel store for their lunchtime. 

And to find Miss Tarryn too.

Because Miss Georgi has to find the do not just fall over and crash train. 

So she can go back to Toronto this afternoon.

The present man brought us more too much coffee and a book.

A book all about way far away castles. But just about the castles in way far away Wales. Full of pictures.

Just right near where Emmet is telling everybody all about the way old Irish kings. Ha.

Maybe he will see some castles. Or dragons. Maybe. 

Then I finished my lovely nap on the comfy living room rug. Right beside Craig. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight.

Because Niamh is at the football game. With her friends. Making lots of noise.

That is what you do at football games. Oh well.

We watched a detective last night. And he was just on the telephone. All the time. 

But it was not scary. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty One

We did not have a sleep in today.

Because Zita talked to her mother in way far away Dublin instead. 

Zita and I  had a very busy day today. Good for us.

And we had a lovely walk in the full of sunshine day.

Then we had our toasts outside. In our side yard. With Craig too. Ha. 

Emmet went to our nice dentist early this morning. But it was the wrong day. On well.

And this morning Emmet’s new university in way far away Cork gave him lots of Irish money.

As present to go to their very old university. Ha. That is nice.

Now he will not have to eat only pastas for his dinner. That is good. 

Zita drove Niamh downtown so she can be for everybody stretching outside helper. 

Then Zita took lots of papers about all our cars to get their brand new stickers. I do not know why.

Craig was going to do it. But now he cannot get into the silver little car.

Because of the too sore shoulder and his fat knee. Oh dear. Now Zita has to do it. 

Miss Georgi is going to the outside stretching day today. To see my friend Niamh. That is nice.

The silver little car had to go to Mister Mike’s fix your car all up store.

Because it was making a too loud noice. Under the front of the car. 

Zita said something was all broken. Oh dear. Too bad for it.

So the very big take your car away truck came and got it. Oh dear.

Now it is having a nice rest at Mister Mike’s store. 

And my friend Emmet went back to his nice university. To get a card. With his own picture on it.

So he can use the beautiful library. Even when he is in his new way far away Cork university.

I am going to the make me beautiful store tomorrow. Again. Oh dear.

Maybe they will remember about me this time. Maybe.

Craig and Zita and I had our lunchtime outside today. Ha. That is good.

Then we went inside.

Because it was a bit too hot outside. 

So Craig put the make the house cool machine on. That is good.

I played with my giant red ball this afternoon. That is a good ball.

Zita went to see Craig’s mother’s nice doctors this afternoon. It is a just because meeting. 

Then she went to the stretching store. I stayed here to mind Craig. It is my easy job.  

Zit and I had a nice before dinnertime walk tonight.

 Because it was nearly a beautiful afternoon. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. Oh well.

Maybe we will watch nice not very scary detectives tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty

Craig and I had a little sleep in this morning. But not a nice big sleep in.

Zita and I went for our good morning to everybody walk. It was a beautiful sunny morning.

Then Zita went to her office on her go fast bicycle. 

So I went into the big bedroom to keep Craig company. On the big comfy bed.

Miss Georgi slept here last night. She is just visiting. She has to go back to Toronto. 

Because that is where she makes up brand new dances. For dance a lot dancers. In Toronto. 

After Niamh and Miss Georgi were wide awake they went downtown to have a lovely lunchtime. At a nice restaurant.

Before Niamh went to her beautiful clothes store work. 

I went downstairs this morning to wake everybody all up. Ha. That is a good job.

And Niamh told me that last night my friend Emmet made her room all neat and tidy as can be. 

So her friends would not say that she had the messiest bedroom in the whole world. Ha.

She says she has the best brother ever. Ha. That is good.

When I came back up stairs Craig and I had two toasts with jam today. That is a good breakfast.

Emmet is busy writing more of his important story. For Wales. 

You cannot just write all the time. Because your brain will just get too tired. It is known.

That is why Craig is sometimes a Viking when he has to read lots and lots for our nice Queen.

Being a Viking does not make your brain tired. It is known.

This afternoon Emmet’s friends came here to play his dragons game. And it is not even the right day. 

And they did not have their bagels. Oh dear.

Tomorrow is the dragons game day. That is the right day.

I do not know why now today is the right day. Nobody told me.

Craig did not have to find so many interesting stories today.

Because our nice Queen is busy. She had to go to watch her own beautiful horses win races. 

And wear big hats too. Ha.

That is a nice day. 

Our friend Tara’s aeroplane could not find Toronto. Oh dear. 

But it found Richard instead. In another way far away country. 

Near where Mister Florian went to his other very very old university. 

So now Tara and her father are going to listen to a loud music concert together. 

In a way far away place. That is silly.

Craig should give them some music machines. Then they could stay home. Ha. That is a good idea.

I like to stay at my house. With all my own family here for me to mind. 

I mind all the doors. So nobody can just leave. Ha. Good for me.

A long time ago today there was a very big battle. 

Right where all the Bouviers came from. Oh dear.

But they were not in the big battle. 

But lots and lots of Scotsmen’s horses were there. 

Being very brave. And very big. Ha. Good for them. 

Then we won. And everybody went home. That is good.

Today was a late day at the office for Zita.

So we only had a little before dinnertime walk. But it was still a very sunshine beautiful day outside. That was good. 

It was only Craig and Zita and my friend Emmet who had their tasty dinner here tonight. 

We only watched a little bit of the nice detective last night. 

Because it was too late. Maybe we will watch it tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Nineteen

It was a beautiful just full of sunshine day this morning.

So we did not have a sleep in. 

I took Zita for a long walk. All by myself. 

And today is the make the house spic and span today. 

So Miss Tamina came right after Craig and I had our tasty croissant. 

So I went and had a nice long quiet nap. Outside on the cool stones on my own side yard.

Then Niamh was all awake too and she went on her very now nearly new fast bicycle to downtown.

To her stretching clothes store.

Craig stayed in the den so the noisy machines did not hurt his ears. Ha. Good for him.

Yesterday in way far away Ireland cousin Emma took Tara out to another pub. 

So she could taste even more of the only in Ireland beer. And maybe have tasty treats too. Ha. 

Last night Tara slept way upstairs in Zita mother and father’s house. Right in way far away Dublin. 

Maybe she will have the very tasty from just down the street sausages for breakfast. 

You have to have way too much to eat in Ireland. It is the rule. And have even more tea. Ha. 

Miss Tara is going to find an aeroplane today that knows how to fly all the way home.

And not just get all lost.

Zita’s father drove her to the aeroport. That is nice. 

Because that is where all the aeroplanes live. Ha.

Emmet is still reading more very old stories for his important talk to everybody day. In way far away Wales.

And he went for a lovely long walk in the as beautiful as can be sunshine this afternoon. 

Craig’s go fast chair has to go to the very slow wheelchair fixing store. 

Because it is a bit all worn.

This morning he called them on the telephone again. But there were no real people there. 

Just a voice. So he gave them his voice too. Oh well. 

And Zita found the old all red go fast chair. In the basement. And then she brought it upstairs. 

So Craig can use it if his own go fast chair has to go away to be all fixed up as good as brand new.

But it was very dusty. Oh dear.

After Miss Tamina was finished Craig and I had a croissant for our lunch and Craig had a very tasty butter tart too.

Tonight Zita is going to Kathy’s house for a very tasty dinner. 

So tonight I will mind Craig and Emmet and Niamh. Ha. A good job for me.

Before she went to Kathy’s house Zita and I went for a nice long walk in the beautiful sunshine. 

Niamh brought Miss Sasha to our house so they could make a delicious dinner for us. Ha. 

Miss Sasha is very very tall. Like a tree. Ha. That is good. 

But she does not have any leafs. That is good. 

Maybe Craig will watch a not too loud movie tonight and I can have a nice sleep. 

Beside him. In the den. 

Maybe we will have chips. In Craig’s new beautiful bowl. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Eighteen

It is sleep in Sunday and we even had a sleep in too. It was not a big sleep in. Just a little sleep in.

And then Niamh was all awake too. But she was still too tired.

Because all the birds were wide awake when she came home to our house. Oh dear.

She pretended that she was fast awake and she gave Craig a secret present.

Some brand new music for the music machines. Ha. 

Because today is the special especially for fathers day. Ha. That is nice. 

Then Zita drove Niamh to her beautiful clothes store. She did not go on her fast as can be bicycle.

Because she would just fall off. Right on her head. 

Because of the not enough sleep. Oh dear. That is silly. 

I always get lots of sleep. Good for me. 

I do not like the noisy birds so much. I only like my comfy duvet  in the way early morning.

When Zita came home she had lots and lots of delicious croissants. And chocolate one too.

For my friend Emmet. Chocolate croissants are his tasty favourites. Ha. 

Then I took Zita for our before lunchtime walk. It is a nearly full of sunshine day. 

But it is not too warm. Oh well. 

Craig’s football team even won last night. 

We saw it on the television. When I was sometimes all awake. Ha.

But maybe I was fast asleep. Right in my own favourite spot. At the door. 

That is where I always have my minding Craig naps. When he is working in the den. Ha. Good for me.

When Zita came home last night it was way past my bedtime. 

So we went to our comfy beds right away.

Today before lunchtime when Emmet was all awake we had our tasty lunchtime. 

With the delicious croissants. And lots of brand new strawberries. 

Strawberries are my friend Emmet’s favourite. It is good to have favourite tasty food.

Peanut butter is my favourite. 

And green beans. 

And frozen peas. 

And Irish chicken. 

And pizza bits. 

And very tasty steaks. Ha. Good for me.

After our croissants Emmet gave Craig his secret presents. 

A special bowl for his nighttime detectives chips. 

And a special plate for our breakfast toasts. Ha. And chocolates too.

Then Emmet went for his long walk and Zita took Craig’s mother to the too much money for food store.

For some too much coffee.

I stayed here to mind Craig. On his own day. On my comfy rug.

He was very busy putting his brand new music on the little music machines. Ha.

When Zita was all back home she went outside to our other side yard. 

To take away all the awful weeds. So all the flowers will be happy. 

But I could not be a big help.

Because sometimes I only dig up the beautiful flowers by mistake. Too bad for me.

Mister Paul came to visit us this afternoon. I did not even bark at all. 

Because I know him.

He brought some new programs for the television. Mister Tom sent them to us. That is kind.

He is a kind man.

Then I took Zita to doctor Susan’s house. To find our very noisy blow everything everywhere machine.

Because my side yard is full up with little flowers from my lovely trees. Oh dear.

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. Because Emmet has to talk to his far away friends.

So Craig and Zita and Niamh with have Craig’s special day dinner. And Mister Paul is going to come back and have dinner with us too. 

Because we are having delicious cooked outside hamburgers. And hot dogs too. Ha. 

Maybe we will watch the detectives tonight. Before we go to fast asleep.