Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Seventeen

It is Craig’s Saturday go to his old friends breakfast day.

But he did not go again.

Because it is an all the time raining day. And with lots of blowing everything everywhere wind.

I did not go for our good morning walk either,

Because it is a too full of sogginess morning.

So Zita talked to Auntie Eileen on the telephone instead. For a very long time. 

Our friend Tara is not in nowhere anymore. Ha. That is good.

She was in somewhere else. With our cousin Robert. At the do not get so close to the edge cliffs.

And it is not even raining a bit there. Ha. 

And they made their Irish tea outside. With cousin Robert’s take it with you everywhere stove.

Right on very little road. 

They have just lots of very little roads in Ireland. And sometimes they are full sheep roads. Oh dear.

Then she is going to Dublin. With visit our other cousins. 

Except cousin Ciara who is having a lovely time somewhere hot. Ha. That is nice.

And she is going to sleep in Auntie Eileen’s house tonight. Ha.

She sent Emmet and Niamh pictures last night. Of cousin Robert and herself. In a pub. In Ireland.

They have lots of pubs in Ireland.

Because that is where you have the very tasty chips and the just in Ireland beer. 

With my friend cousin Orlaith in the sunshine. Ha. 

And in pubs people make their own made music. For everybody. Right there. Out loud. Ha. 

Maybe they do not have enough black music machines in Ireland. 

So they have to make the music for themselves. 

Maybe because Craig has way too many music machines. So they do not have enough. Maybe.

Nice polite dogs can go to pubs in Ireland. Sometimes even by themselves. 

If they do not bark so much when people make their own music. Ha. 

That is a good rule.

We had a little dinner party last night. With Miss Deirdre. 

She did not bring any of her scary Vikings. Just bottles of special for salads treats.

So everybody told lots of stories and laughed all the time. Ha. That is a good party.

I minded everybody. So I got tasty treats too. 

Because I am the very best party dog ever. Zita told me. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita went to the make you beautiful store today. At lunchtime. 

Niamh went downtown with her. In the black go fast car to go to her beautiful clothes store. 

Because of the very windy rain. 

My make me beautiful store called Zita. They were all very sorry. 

Because they forgot I was coming in early that day. Oh dear. Now I have to go again.

Because I am still too furry. Too bad for me. 

Zita and I went for an early in the afternoon walk today. It was not all windy rain.

Because Zita is going out tonight. With Tara’s mother too. 

She is not in way far away Ireland. She is here. 

They are going to see real people in a play. With other friends too. 

I was a bit soggy when we got home so I had to stay in the kitchen with Craig. 

Until I as as dry as could be. Oh well. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because only Craig and Emmet will be here. And me too.

Maybe Craig will watch a too scary movie. Or maybe a football game.

Those programs are not so interesting for nice dogs. 

So I can have a nice nap on my own comfy duvet on the big comfy bed. Ha. 

Until Zita is all back home and it is time for us to go to fast asleep. Ha. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Sixteen

We did not have a sleep in today. 

Zita and Niamh left our house early today. After Zita and I had a nice walk. 

I was only a little soggy when we got home. 

Craig had his coffees and our toasts right away. At the same time. With jam on two toasts. Ha.

Then I had a very nice long nap. On my comfy rug and my own blanket. In the kitchen.

I did not wake all up until Emmet made his Irish tea and his toasty bagel.

Then I went back to sleep. It is a good sleeping day Craig said. Ha. That is good.

Our friend Miss Deidre is coming for our altogether dinner tonight. 

To tell us stories all about her famous movies. Ha. Those are good stories.

They are Emmet and Niamh’s favourite stories. 

So Craig have to make the house all neat and tidy. He cannot make it spic and span. 

Because you cannot push the clean the floors floor machine and the go fast chair at the same time. Ha. Too bad for him.

So he put lots and lots of papers in the garbage instead. Ha. 

We get lots of papers in our front door. They are not so interesting. 

Because we already have a beautiful house. Ha.

And he even moved all the comfy cushions all around in the living room. I do not know why. 

Niamh’s throw the ball in the air team won last night. 

So now they do not have to play anymore. Ha. Good for them. 

Everybody was very excited. I saw them on the television. Dancing everywhere. 

But they were not so good dancers. My friend Niamh was not their teacher. It is known.

Emmet is still writing his only listening to story. 

So it will be all ready when he goes to way far away Wales.

We did not go for a before dinnertime walk.

Because we had to make the special tasty dinner for tonight. I was a big help.

Craig said Deirdre will not bring anybody dangerous tonight. 

Not even one scary Viking. That is good.

We will not watch the detectives tonight.

Because we are having the little dinner party. Maybe with a lovely dessert. 

With the delicious chicken and all cooked together vegetables. Ha.

Chicken is my favourite. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fifteen

I had a nice quiet day.

Everybody got up very early this morning.

Except for my friend Emmet. 

Because he was very tired. He told me last night. 

Because of his very long dragons game yesterday. 

He has to think all the time when it is his own game. 

That makes you very tired. It is known.

Niamh changed her go to work time for today. 

So she can watch the important throw the ball in the air game tonight. With all her friends. 

One friend even slept here. So she could go to work early too.

Zita and I had a nice long walk. 

Because we got up so early. 

But it was not a nice sunshine everywhere walk today. Oh well.

After Zita and Niamh were all the way downtown Craig and I had two toasts. With brand new jam. Ha.

Then I had a very nice long nap. On the comfy living room rug.

I was even fast asleep when Emmet made his toasty bagel lunch. 

So I could not be a bagel sandwich helper. Too bad for me.

Craig woke me all up when he made the toasty peanut butter and honey buns. 

So I could help him eat them. Ha. 

Because we are friends. That is good.

After lunchtime Niamh came home to get her little computer.

Because she had an important meeting at her nice university this afternoon.

Then Emmet went on the smelly bus to Miss Morgan’s and Mister Mike’s apartment.

To play the other dragons game with his friends. It is not his dragons game. It is the other game. 

So only Craig and Zita will be here for our delicious dinner. Oh well.

Now Miss Tara is in way far away Ireland. Again. 

She sent us pictures. From the middle of nowhere.

Because that is where she is. Right there in country Sligo. Craig told me. 

And our cousin Robert is there too. He drove her there. In his car. He brought tasty treats too. 

Because it is Mister Yates Sing Happy Birthday day. But now he is just dead. 

Mister Yates used to live there. Right there in Sligo. 

He wrote lots of his famous stories in a very little house there. 

So maybe Tara and cousin Robert went to say goodbye to him. Maybe.

Or maybe because he even wrote a beautiful poem all about my friend Niamh. 

"The host is riding from Knocknarea

And over the grave of Clooth-na-Bare;

Caoilte tossing his burning hair,

And Niamh calling "Away, come away:

Empty your heart of its mortal dream.

The winds awaken, the leaves whirl round,

Our cheeks are pale, our hair is unbound,

Our breasts are heaving, our eyes are agleam,

Our arms are waving, our lips are apart;

And if any gaze on our rushing band,

We come between him and the deed of his hand,

We come between him and the hope of his heart."

The host is rushing 'twixt night and day,

And where is there hope or deed as fair?

Caoilte tossing his burning hair,

And Niamh calling "Away, come away".

That was when she was a long long long time ago far away magic princess. 

And when she had a beautiful horse. Ha. 

That is a good poem. It is known. 

Craig read it to me. Out loud. Ha. Good for us.

Then we played catch the ball. And had treats too. 

When Zita came home we did not have for our before dinnertime walk. 

Because of the more rain again afternoon.

We watched the new detective program last night. Until we were too tired.

And went to bed. Altogether to fast asleep.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Fourteen

Craig had a sleep in today.

I did not. I took Zita for a long lovely walk. In the beautiful sunshine. 

And we found Professor Jill and the little dog. Ha.

But today is not a very busy day. 

Because it is the dragons game Wednesday. When Emmet’s friends come to my house. 

To play the dragons game. And have brand new bagels for lunch. Ha. That happens all the time. 

So I do not have to worry about them. That is good. 

Before they came here Zita went to her stretching store and then she took Niamh downtown.

Because today is the everybody gets to do their stretching on the giant lawn day. 

And Niamh has to help. 

Today is Zita’s do not go to work day.

But she has an important meeting anyway. In the afternoon. Too bad for her.

Craig and I played catch the ball three times. When he was not busy working for our nice Queen.

After Zita went to her meeting Craig and had toasty peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch. 

And Emmet and all his friends had lots and lots of Mister Kettleman’s delicious bagels. 

I got bagel bits today. Ha. That is good. 

We will not have our altogether dinner tonight.

Because it is a work until late night at the beautiful clothes store. Too bad for her.

When Zita came home she put her beautiful clothes all away.

So we could go for our before dinnertime walk in the beautiful sunshine’s afternoon. Ha. Good for us. 

Zita washed Craig in the sink. In our bathroom. So he would not be too smelly.

He cannot get in the bathtub.

Because of his still too fat knee. Too bad for him.

We watched a new detective program last night. It was not too scary. That is good. 

But we did not have any chips. Just chocolate ice cream. 

I cannot have chocolate ice cream. Too bad for me. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Thirteen

We did not have have a sleep in today. Oh well.

So I took Zita for our good morning walk. But it is not even a bit sunny today. Oh well.

Zita and the go fast bicycle went to the rascal ladies office early today.

So Craig and had had butter tarts for our breakfast. Ha. That is a good breakfast. 

And he had two coffees too. 

Then Susan came to my patio. With scissors. 

To get some of our beautiful smelly flowers. For her house. Ha. 

She does not have any beautiful smelly trees at her house. Just all green trees. Too bad for her.

Then Craig found out on the telephone that I did not have my own breakfast this morning. 

So I had a very late breakfast but with special tasty treats on top. Ha. That was a good breakfast.

Then I had a nice nap until Emmet and Niamh were all awake. 

So I was all awake when Emmet and Niamh looked inside the refrigerator. For way too old nasty food. 

Way too old food will make your tummy sick. So you have to put it in the big box with wheels.

So the nice garbage men can take it far away. Ha. That is a good idea.

Then Niamh had to go downtown. Because she forgot something. I did not know why.

Craig and I had fat peanut butter and honey sandwiches for our lunchtime.

Craig makes the tastiest peanut butter and honey sandwiches in whole the world. He told me.

So it is true. Ha. Good for us.

My friend Emmet is still very busy changing his for Wales interesting story. 

It is hard to change a just for reading story into a just for listening to story. So he is very busy.

Zita was not late today. So we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

And it was an all full of bright sunshine afternoon. That is good.

We watched two different detectives last night. They were not so interesting.

We will have to find even more brand new ones to watch tonight. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Twelve

Zita and I had an early walk this morning.

But it was a short walk.

Because today was the make you beautiful store day. 

So we went in the black go fast car to the make you beautiful store. 

But it was not open. We waited and waited but there was nobody there. Oh dear.

Zita said maybe it was not a store any more. Oh dear. That is not so good. 

So we came back home. Oh dear. And I am still too furry. 

Then Zita went to an important meeting at the rascal ladies office on her fast bicycle.

Niamh did not have to go to her work today. 

So we sat outside in the lovely sunshine in our side yard. And listened to music. 

But then I got in trouble.

Because I dug a big hole where the bicycles live. Oh dear. 

And then I got into more trouble because I was not a very good listener. 

Because I dug another hole and had to go inside. Too bad for me. 

Then Niamh had to do lots and lots of work on her computer. 

So I minded her. Out outside. In the side yard. Right beside her. 

But then I forgot and I dug another hole. Even after Niamh cleaned it all up neat and tidy. 

So I got in trouble again. Too bad for me.

So I had a nice nap in the kitchen. By myself. Oh well. 

Then Niamh made her own delicious dinner. 

Because she had to go out early.

So she could get a nice table where she can sit with her friends. Up on the busy street.

And watch the throw the ball in the air game. If you do not go very early everything is all full up. 

When Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

But not so far today. We did want the rain to catch us. Ha.

I only had to mind Craig and Zita and Emmet tonight.  That is an easy job 

Maybe we will watch another new program tonight. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Eleven.

Yesterday when Zita and Niamh went to the delicious breads store they saw bears. Three bears. 

They were real bears. Oh dear. 

But they were not way too close. That is good. 

They were busy looking for tasty berries. In a farmer’s field.

They were not looking for tasty people. Or nice dogs. That is good.

I was busy this morning. 

Zita and I went for a lovely walk in the blue as could be sunshine. Ha.

When we came home Craig had his too much coffee and Zita took the dangerous machine to make the grass short. 

I stayed in the house beside Craig and looked out the watching window at my friend Zita.

I could not be a big help.

Because the machine might cut off my toes. Oh dear. That would not be so nice.

Then Niamh was all fast awake and went to her beautiful clothes store. 

And Zita went to her stretching store. Before she visited Craig’s mother’s little apartment.

Maybe they will go to the tasty treats store.

This morning Craig and I played the catch the ball game. In the beautiful sunshine. 

And then Emmet was all awake too. He is still very busy writing his important story. 

He is going to visit his Grandmother and Grandfather in way far away Ireland. 

And have tasty treats too. And find a nice very little apartment. 

 Maybe one very near to his new university. Maybe. 

After he talks to everybody about his very interesting story. In way far away Wales.

It is all about the way way old kings in Ireland. And their doctors.

He will even go on a giant boat to get to Ireland. 

But Emmet hates boats. 

Because they go right on top of the dangerous ocean. That is not right. 

There are fierce sharks in the ocean. Oh dear. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet had a tasty delicious lunchtime today. 

With brand new strawberries and croissants and even more chocolate croissants.

From the not too far away delicious bread store. And that is where the bears live. Oh dear.

Zita and Niamh got brand new made from right there honey too. 

Honey is the bears favourite treat. Ha.

Our beautiful trees are now full of lovely smelling flowers. And the trees in my side yard too. 

But they have different not very smelly flowers. 

Tomorrow I go to the make me beautiful store. 

Early in the morning. Even before my breakfast. Too bad for me. 

The make me beautiful store is full of people I do not know. 

And even noisy dogs. Too bad for me.

This afternoon Zita went to the giant food store. 

Because we did not have enough delicious food for our dinners. Oh dear. 

So when she came home we had lots of food. Craig and I helped put them all away.

Then I took Zita for our before dinnertime walk. In the lovely sunshine. Good for us.

We will watch the old cars detective tonight. That is good. It is not a scary program.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Ten

Today is Craig’s old friends breakfast day. But he did not go.

Because he has to rest his only a bit too sore shoulder. 

So I did not take him up to the busy street. Oh well.

So Zita and I went for our long walk in the beautiful sunshine by ourselves. And Professor Jill too.

But I was a too hot dog when we got home. 

So I am going to the make me beautiful store very soon. Then I will not be way too furry. 

And I will be already for the too hot. That is good.

Craig and Zita had their too much coffees outside. In the side yard. With me too. 

We had our toasts there. And Zita brought my full of cold water bowl out too. Ha. Good for me.

Then I just had a nice nap in my living room. And looked out the big windows at our pond. 

It was a see two trees together day in the pond. Ha. That is a good day. 

My friend Emmet is writing his important especially for way far away Wales story. 

His friends from a way far away university in England are going to meet him there.

But not in Wales. 

Because maybe they are all English and scared of dragons. Maybe. 

Now they will see each other not even on the computer. But right there. In front of each other. Ha.

Maybe in a not too expensive restaurant. Students like Emmet do not go to table cloth restaurants. 

They can only to to too many chips restaurants. It is the rule.

Except when their parents visit and fill them all up with tasty treats. And fill their refrigerators. Ha.

My friend Niamh was not all awake until after lunchtime. 

Then Zita and Niamh went for practice driving in the go fast car. 

They went to find tasty treats restaurants. To have their lunchtime. 

And not at a just our close to our house restaurant. Oh dear.

And Emmet went for a big long walk past our own lake. To our own not far away giant farm. 

With cows.  And beautiful flower gardens. 

Right in the middle of our city. Ha. Good for us.

Because his friends will be there. 

They are playing the catching not even real things on your telephone game. 

That is a very silly game. 

So I stayed here to mind just Craig. And maybe have a nice nap too. 

I had a little outside sleep but I got too hot.

So Craig turned on the make the house nice and cool machine on. That was a good idea.

When Zita and Niamh came home Zita had I went for our before dinnertime nice walk.

We had another altogether dinner tonight. 

With brand new special delicious bread from a just tasty bread store. Niamh nearly ate all of it. Ha.

With lots of cheese and tasty from Italy hams. Ha. 

Then Emmet and Niamh went downstairs to have a nice rest. 

Because everybody is tired today.

They will watch their programs on their little fast computers. And Emmet took a giant cookie too. Ha. 

Last night we watched a brand new detective. 

He lives in a place with only old cars. I do not know why.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Nine

I had a nice quiet day today. All day long. Ha. That is good.

I was very busy minding everybody yesterday. 

Zita and I went for our early in the morning walk. 

But it was not way early. My friend Niamh was wide awake before us.

Because today is an early in the morning day at the beautiful clothes store for her.

Yesterday she was up on our own government’s giant front lawn help everybody do their stretching.

And Craig’s flat computer had her picture. 

And I could even see her in the picture. Ha. Good for me. 

Then Zita went to see Craig’s mothers dentist. At her little apartment. And Craig’s mother fell down too. 

Like Zita’s mother. Oh dear. They did not have to sew her up tight. That is good. 

They should get sticky shoes. Then they would not fall down.

Craig and I did not have a sleep in today. We had a tasty croissant instead.

Then he had to find interesting stories for our nice Queen. 

So I had a nice nap. Right beside my watching window.

Then Emmet was wide awake so I was wide awake too. He had toasty waffles for his breakfast. 

I had to help him. I am always the best making breakfast helper. 

He is still busy finding an aeroplane that will not get lost when it goes to way far away Wales.

You cannot walk to Wales.

Because of the very big dangerous full of giant sharks ocean. Too bad for him.

Today is the delicious donut day. For the whole world. 

But we did not have even one donut. Not even one of the very little ones. Oh dear.

What if it is a rule. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

It is a nice day but with lots and lots of sheep clouds.

Maybe Mister Shadow had a big sleep in today. I like sleep ins too. 

We did not have a sleep in today. Oh well. 

Craig and I had another fat toasty bun for our lunchtime.

With brand new peanut butter. And lots of honey too. 

Then I had a nice nap. In the den. Right beside Craig.

We are going to have own made pizzas for our delicious dinner tonight.

I saw the big round ball of make your own pizzas on top of our stove. It was getting all soft. Ha. 

I always get pizza bits. Ha.

Emmet went for his long walk this afternoon. 

Maybe he has to find more of his favourite icy tea. 

Zita and I had a lovely before dinnertime walk. And it was an all full of sunshine afternoon.

All the sheep clouds were nearly all gone. 

Maybe Mister Shadow is all fast awake. Or maybe Miss Maggie helped him. Maybe.

Maybe we will watch new detectives tonight. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Eight

I took my friend Zita and a lovely walk tonight. 

Because it is a beautiful day outside. It is a just full of sunshine day with not even one sheep cloud.

I think Niamh’s old friend Mister Shadow has caught them all. Ha. 

He was a very good sheep catcher dog. 

Craig and I even had a little sleep in. Ha. Good for us. 

And we played catch the ball even before his too much coffees.

Because his all worn out shoulder is not way too sore today. Just a little bit too sore. That is good.

We played catch the ball lots of times today. 

Because it is all nice and warm outside today. 

Craig and I stayed out for a long time. And I had a nice nap. On the nice warm stones. Ha.

Craig has a new music machine. And it is not black at all. 

Some people came to our house last night. And gave it to us. For money. Ha.

I do not know why we have so many music machines. They are everywhere. Oh well.

This morning Niamh left our house as fast as could be. 

Because she thought she did not have any work time today. 

But she was wrong. Oh dear. Too bad for her. But she was not even late. 

Because she was faster than the clock. Ha. Good for her.

It is a work until late at night tonight. At the beautiful clothes store.

And at lunchtime Emmet went way up on the busy street. 

To buy special write on things pens so he can play his dragons game better.

It is his favourite game. 

And he got a brand new book. All about another game. Without any dragons. 

And his name is right on the front. 

Because he wrote parts all about the way old Gods. Ha. That is good.

Craig and I had giant peanut butter and honey buns for our lunch. 

They were nearly too big to be toasty warm. 

We had a busy day today.

Zita’s own mother fell down today. In way far away Dublin. And hurt her leg. Oh dear. 

And she had to go to the hospital to fix it. But it was not all broken. 

So they did not have to cut it all off. It was only just cut a bit. Not right off.

So they sewed it all up tight. Ha. 

One time my hospital cut off one my toes. I did not like that. But they sewed me up too.

Cousin Ciara was there to be a big help. That is what cousins do. Ha.

Emmet and Niamh are cousins. And brother and sister too. Ha. That is silly. 

This afternoon lots of men were on my own street. They had very big loud machines. 

And they made holes in my street. Then they went away. 

I do not like holes so much.

The go fast chair went into a hole. Right in front of my house. 

And it just fell over. On top of Craig. And squished him all over. Oh dear. That was not so nice.

Then my friend Emmet went on the smelly bus. To go to Miss Morgan’s and Mister Mike’s apartment.

Because today is the play the other dragons game. Ha. 

Emmet will not be home for our dinnertime tonight. Too bad for him.

So when Zita comes home we will go for a beautiful before dinnertime walk.

But then there will be only Craig and Zita for me to mind for our tasty dinner tonight. 

That is an easy job. 

Maybe we will watch the lady detectives on the boat. Again. It is not so very interesting. 

Because there are too many just the same people. Oh well too bad for us.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Seven

We had a little sleep in today.

Because it is Zita’s do not go to work day. And it was a too sore shoulder day for Craig.

So we all had a little sleep in. Me too.

And Emmet was all awake early too.

Because today is when his friends come to my house to play the dragons game. 

Zita and I went for our nice walk and when we came home everybody was here.

We did not see and bunnies today. Or smelly skunks. That is good.

But it is not warm at all outside. That is not all right.

My friend Niamh came home from her beautiful clothes store early last night.

Because she had a nasty headache. Oh dear was not so nice. 

So she went to fast asleep. Downstairs in her beautiful bedroom. 

But this morning she went downtown. To help all the people do their lunchtime stretching. 

Craig said that was silly. He said she should have stayed in her comfy bed today. Oh well.

Sometimes Niamh is not such a good listener. Oh well.

When Zita came home she washed Craig’s hair. So he would have a squeaky clean head.

And then she used the scary blow hot air all over machine.

My make you beautiful store has those machines too. I do not like that so very much.

Zita had to help Craig be squeaky clean because now he cannot get into the bathtub.

Because of his still way fat knee. Fat knees are not so bendy. 

And you need bendy knees to get in the bathtub. And out too. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

I had a fat knee one time. And I could not go for nice walks. 

I could only go on a very little walk. And only my own street. Oh well. Now it is all better. Good for me.

All of Emmet’s friends came up to our kitchen when I was fast asleep. 

To make tasty bagels for their lunchtime. 

But they did not know about the sharing bagels bits rule. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Then I minded Craig on the comfy rug in the den until Zita came home from the stretching until you are all smelly store.

Then Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. 

In the just like way far away Ireland rain. Oh well.

I did not think it was such a good idea.

But maybe if I did not go the giant skunk might have caught Zita. Oh dear. 

So I went. Even in the all the time rain. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Six

Craig and Zita and I got up early this morning. Again.

Craig and I did not have even a little sleep in. Too bad for us.

Then Zita and I went for our early in the morning walk. I saw a bunny rabbit. On my other street. 

It was just hopping on the sidewalk. I did not bark at it. 

Because it was not at my house. I can only mind my house. Not all the houses. Too bad for them.

We did not see any smelly skunks today. That is good.

After Zita and her fast bicycle went to downtown Craig and I had a tasty toasty croissant for our breakfast. 

We only played catch the ball two times this morning. 

Because it is a way too sore shoulder day. Oh dear. That is not all right.

Tonight Zita is going out to a nice restaurant with her friend Miss Wendy. 

So they can talk all about everything. 

They used to go to Mister Saint Paul’s university. Together. Ha.

And Niamh is working at her beautiful clothes store until past our dinner time. 

So I only have to mind Craig and Emmet tonight. That is an easy job.

Emmet is listening to lots of Mister Sir Pratchett’s famous books. 

On his telephone. They are his favourite. 

But Mister Sir Pratchett cannot write any brand new books anymore. 

Because now he is just all dead. 

That made my friend Emmet very sad. 

So I was sad then too. Too bad for us.

He did not have a big nice dog. 

But his suitcase had lots of little feet. 

And it followed him all the way to way way far away Heaven. That was nice. Oh well.

Emmet went for his walk this afternoon and he visited Mister Kettleman’s delicious bagels store. Ha.

We will have tasty bagels for our dinnertime tonight. That is good.

Mister Paul borrowed Zita go fast car again. I do not know why. Oh well.

Now our friend Tara is coming home from going to school in way way far away. 

I saw her pictures. She was shopping for tasty vegetables. Outside. 

So she could make own made delicious dinners. For all her friends. Ha. That is good. 

Now she has to go to way far Italy. 

To find more delicious food and tasty wine. And lots of other treats too. With her friends too. Ha. 

But right now she is visiting Craig’s favourite giant castles.

And our friend Tara was sitting right on top of the giant castle walls. Ha.

It was a castle full of very brave forever knights. In a very famous battle. On a very famous island.

And Tara was there too. Good for My friend Tara. Ha. That is all right.

She is going to say hello to all the famous knights for Craig. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe Craig will watch a loud movie tonight. Maybe about famous knights. I will have a nice nap.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Five

We got up very early this morning. I do not know why.

Zita went to the stretching store very early and then Craig got up too.

Even before Zita and I went for our good morning walk. That is silly.

The go fast bicycle took Zita to the rascal ladies office today.

Then Craig and I had a toasty warm croissant for our breakfast. 

But we did not have any jam. Oh well.

Then we looked out my watching window. And I saw a smelly skunk outside. 

Right in front of my own house.

It just walked all the way across the patio and down the stairs to my other street. Oh dear.

It did not even care when I barked at it. That is not right. Oh dear.

Today is Miss Tamina’s make the house spic and span day. Oh dear.

I went into the big comfy bedroom and had a hide away nap. On my own comfy duvet.

I always hide when the noisy clean the house machines are on. Craig too.

Miss Lee came to my house to make her own lunch. With Niamh. 

Then they went to Lee’s house to watch their favourite programs. On the giant television.

Craig and had fat a peanut butter and honey sandwich for our lunchtime. Ha. 

Peanut butter is my favourite.

Mister Paul came to my house to borrow Zita’s go fast car. I do not know why.

Maybe I was just fast asleep. Maybe.

And then Emmet went for a walk in the little bit all the time rain. 

With his beautiful keep you dry raincoat.

We had a quiet day today. That is good.

Zita was not even a bit late tonight. Ha.

Because she was early this morning. So we had a nice long before dinnertime walk. 

And it was nearly a sunshine afternoon. That was nice.

We had an altogether dinner dinner. 

Because everyone was home. In our own house.

Last night we watched the not scary at all detectives from way far away England. 

They no not even have scary music. That is a good program.

Maybe we will watch a brand new detective program tonight. 

But we ate all the chips. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Four

Craig and I had a little sleep in today.

After I came back from taking my friend Zita for our good morning walk.

But it is a rainy day so I was a soggy dog. Oh well. 

But I kept Craig comfy warm until he was wide awake.

Then we got up for our toasts.

Zita did not have toasts with us.

Because she went to a nice restaurant with her friend for a tasty breakfast. 

Craig and I only played catch the ball one time.

Because of the all the time rain.

Then Niamh went downtown. To her beautiful clothes store. 

She did not go on her fast bicycle today.

Because of the all the time rain.

When Zita came home she brought back bags of tasty food. Just for us. Ha.

So we had brand new fat croissants for our lunchtime.

With brand new raspberries and raspberry jam. All at the same time. Ha. 

That was a good lunchtime.

So I got some extra cheese on top of my own lunch. Good for me. 

My friend Emmet is very busy this afternoon. 

He has to find an aeroplane that knows how to get to Wales. And not just get all lost. 

Wales is way far away and not so very easy to find.

Because it is not so very big. Oh dear.

He should just find a nice dragon to take him there. Dragons know how to get to Wales. 

Because that is where they live. Ha. Good for them.

In Wales they even have a fierce dragon on their own flag. 

We do not have anything fierce on our flag. 

We should have a giant polar bear or a fierce moose on our flag. Ha. That is a good idea. 

But we only have a beautiful leaf. Oh well. Too bad for us.

This afternoon Zita went to Craig’s mother’s apartment to maybe have a too much coffee.

Or maybe a donut. 

When Zita came home we had an adventure.

I took Craig and Zita to the drink your coffee outside store. On the busy street. 

And the nice lady brought me a big bowl of delicious water. Just for me. Outside too. Ha.

Then when we went back home it was all too much rain again. Oh dear. 

We had to hide in the old school. Then we went home.

But Craig and I were soggy and we had to stay in the kitchen. 

Until we were all as dry as we could be. I had a nice nap. On my own towel. Good for me.

When we were all dry again it all sunshine again. That is silly weather.

We will have an altogether dinner tonight. That is good.

Tonight we will have to find brand new detectives to watch.

Because last night we watched the way up north detectives for a long time.

Until they found the nasty man. And he was all just dead. 

So now it is all over.

Maybe we will have have chips. Zita brought a brand new bag. I saw it. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Three

I had a very busy day today.

Craig and Mister Paul went to their old friends breakfast restaurant. All by themselves.

I could not take them today.

Because I had to take Zita and Professor Jill on our good morning to everybody walk. Ha.

We went all around the ponds. 

But we did not see my friends the ducks. Maybe they were still fast asleep. 

And when we got home Zita drove Emmet downtown in the black go fast car.

Because one of his students from Mister Saint Francis’s university was right here in our city.

So they went to the giant building full of our very old important books. To see everything.

Because today day is the day when you can go where you cannot go day. 

For lots of special places. And big buildings too. Ha. That is a good day.

When Craig and Mister Paul got home Mister Paul helped Zita move the make you clothes dry machine.

Right into the other room. 

And they took away all the big silver pipes too. 

I had to stay upstairs and mind Craig. It took a very long time. 

I could not be a big help. There was not enough room for me.

Because sometimes I am too big to help. Too bad for them. 

Then Emmet was home. 

But he had to play the dragons game on the giant television. With his friends. 

He had a very busy day too. 

And Zita had to move our too much stuff. To another in the basement room. 

Because now the dry the clothes machine was not there anymore. It was in another place. Oh dear.

We have lots of too much stuff. Lots of beautiful tables. And comfy chairs too. Oh dear. Too much stuff.

I stayed upstairs and played catch the ball with Craig. Then I had a nice nap. Good for us.

Then Zita took lots of our too much stuff to the big store.

It is for the nice people who do not have enough too much stuff. Ha. That is good. 

Our street is all full up again. 

Because it is time for football games again. So all the cars are everywhere. 

And the police cars too. With the take them all away trucks. Oh dear. 

We are going to have lots of used food tonight. 

Mister Tony’s used pizzas and used from way far India food. Altogether. Ha. 

That is a tasty dinner.