Day Two Thousand and Forty Seven

Oh dear. Oh dear.

I was way too hot after dinnertime. So I had to go to my just for sick dogs hospital. 

 

Craig and Niamh and Orlaith took me. In the black go fast black. Oh dear.

And I had to wait and wait. But Craig and Niamh and Orlaith minded me. That was nice.

Sometimes I need to be minded too. Oh dear. 

Sometimes everybody needs a minder. Even when they are not even sick. 

 

Then the nice lady doctor looked at me. Because I was still too hot.

Then she said I had to stay there. At the for sick dogs hospital. All by myself. 

But Craig and Niamh and Orlaith could not stay with me. 

Because of the rules. Oh dear.

Like the rules that said I could not go to visit my friend Emmet. When he was in the nasty food hospital. 

Even when I wanted to. Oh dear.

They are not very nice rules at all. It is known. 

I was very very sad. I told everybody that I was sad.

Craig and Niamh and Orlaith were way sad too. Oh dear. 

Craig told my own friends Zita and Emmet. In their far away places. They were very sad too. 

Oh dear. I only wanted to be in my own house. Not my just for sick dogs hospital. 

It did not even have my own comfy duvet. Or my own family for me to take good care of. Oh dear. 

That is not right. 

And they stuck a needle in my leg. 

But I was very brave. Just like my friend Emmet when he was in the nasty food hospital. 

But I did not like it. At all. Too bad for me. 

I had to stay at my hospital all night. And even nearly all day today. Oh dear.

I thought maybe everybody forgot I was not at my own house. Oh dear. 

But Craig and Cousin Orlaith came to my hospital. 

Before dinnertime and brought me back to my house. 

And my own comfy duvet. Ha. 

And my own cosy bed. 

And the big bed in the big bedroom. 

So they did not forget me.  Ha.  Good for us. 

But I was very tired when I got home to my own house. 

 

So I had a nice nap on the comfy rug. In our living room. 

Then my friend Niamh came home from the Centre Building. Ha. 

So I could mind everybody again. That is good. 

Maybe we will go to bed early tonight.

Because everybody is very tired. Me too. 

Day Two Thousand and Forty Six

Zita is still caught by the way too much snow everywhere in way far away Dublin.

Because everywhere there are all upside down cars. Oh dear. That is not right.

Craig and I saw them last night. On the television. 

And they do not have any giant take the snow away machines. 

Just men with little shovels. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Even very nice horses were all covered up in too much snow. Oh dear.

The aeroport is all full up with snow. And all the aeroplanes too. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

And nobody can have any toasts because all the bread is gone. Oh dear.

Craig and I had three toasts this morning. And we played catch the ball too. Ha.

Because it is not cold here. All the too much snow is melting. That is silly weather.

Today is Mister Saint David’s day. He is from Wales. Maybe he has his own dragon. Maybe. 

Emmet is learning how to talk to very old people from Wales. 

Dragons are very very old. Maybe Emmet can talk to them. Or Mister Saint David too. Ha. That is good.

Niamh is nearly all finished her very big story for her nice university. 

Last night Niamh and Orlaith read it out loud. In the kitchen. And then they made a cake. Even when I was fast asleep. 

The beautiful horses policemen called our house this morning. Early. But we were fast awake. Ha. Good for us. 

They told us that Cousin Orlaith is really Cousin Orlaith and now she can go to her own little office next week. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe she will see all the buffalos too. Maybe. 

Buffalos are not afraid of too much snow. 

They should go to way far away Dublin and be a big help. It is known. 

They could take Zita to the aeroport. All by themselves. Ha. That is a good idea.

But I do not talk buffalo. Oh dear. 

Miss Jo came to my house and Niamh and Orlaith and Jo went to the only knows how to cook breakfasts restaurant.

That is a silly restaurant. 

Then Craig looked at Emmet’s other brand new story. All about the way old Gods. But only in long long ago Ireland. 

He will make it all beautiful. It is not so hard to make Emmet’s stories beautiful anymore. 

Because he writes lots and lots of them. Ha. Good for him. 

Day Two Thousand and Forty Five

Today is not the soon day. Oh dear.

Because of the too much snow in way far away Ireland. 

Zita can not even leave the house. She can not drive to the not very near aeroport.

Because Irish cars do not know how to drive in the even a bit of snow. 

They do not have any do not get stuck in the snow tires. Anywhere. 

So they just fall off the road and crash. Everywhere. Oh dear.

And there is not even any take the too much snow away machines. Anywhere. Oh dear. 

Maybe my friend Mister Kirian should go there and take away all their snow too. Ha. 

Now Zita has to stay in way far away Dublin. At her parent’s house. Oh dear. 

Until she can find the aeroport again. Under all the too much snow. Oh dear. 

Even the government in way far away Ireland cannot find their own giant buildings. 

And everybody has to stay at home. That is silly. 

Craig is not so happy. Because the big comfy bed is too big for just him and me. Oh dear. 

So I played catch the ball with him. Lots and lots of times. Ha. So now he is not so sad. Good for me. 

Before lunchtime I went downstairs to the basement to get Niamh and Orlaith all wide awake. Ha. Good for me. 

Then the man came to look at the not there yet new walls. In the basement. With his friend who makes walls all beautiful.

Then Mister Kirian came to our house and finished taking all the too much snow away. 

And he had a cold bagel. For his lunch. I do not know why. Oh well.

I was very busy today. 

Day Two Thousand and Forty Four

I was the best minder dog in the world last night. Ha.

I took Cousin Orlaith for our nice walk. After dinnertime. In the dark. 

When we were right at our empty pond park two dogs ran out of the park. Right at us. 

They were barking way too much. Cousin Orlaith was a bit scared. I was not scared. 

I stood in front of Cousin Orlaith and gave them my very fierce chew you up into little pieces growl. 

And then they ran back to the park right away. Ha. They were silly dogs. Too bad for them.

Craig and I had toasty croissants for our breakfast today.

Early this morning my friend Niamh had a nasty headache. 

So she went to her nice university. In her own comfy bed. With her own computer. Ha. 

Because Miss Jessie gave her a special number. So she could go to university on her own computer. That was nice. 

Then I got Orlaith all fast awake and I went for our nice after breakfast walk. 

Two people stopped us to say that I was a beautiful dog. Ha. 

That is true. And I am very fierce too. Ha. 

At lunchtime the present man brought new books for Niamh. For her nice university. She was very happy. 

Then she had a squeaky clean bath. 

After lunchtime Niamh and Orlaith went to the too much money for coffee store. 

To read their interesting books for their universities. 

Mister Kirian came to move even more snow. And the way too slippy ice too. 

I watched him. From my watching window.

Then I stayed in the house. To mind Craig and to have a nice nap. On the comfy rug in the living room. 

Then Mister Kirian had some too much coffees. And a cookie too. 

And he borrowed a big book to read. Ha. That is good. We have lots of very interesting books in my house. 

Mister Tom brought even more good to watch after dinner programs. From way far away Ireland. 

That is silly. Zita is still in way far away Ireland too.

Craig talked to her after lunchtime. On the telephone. 

He said she will be home soon. 

Soon is not a very good word. The big clock does not say soon. 

Sometimes soon is not very soon at all. It is not a good word for nice dogs. It is known. 

We are going to have an altogether dinner tonight. That is good.

Day Two Thousand and Forty Three

We had the used all the way from China tasty food last night.

And we talked to my friend Emmet. He was in his very little apartment. In way far away Antigonish.

We only talked to him when we were having our dinner. 

Because he is very busy writing more brand new long stories.

With lots of different books. From the little just for Emmet and his friends library.

You have to read lots of books when you are at your university.

That is why I cannot go to the very near our house nice university. 

Because I cannot read so very well. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

I would like to go to the nice university. 

Especially the comfy library and Mister Horton’s tasty donuts store. Oh dear. Too bad for me. Oh well. 

Now Emmet only writes brand new stories about the very old Irish people. 

Not about anybody else. I liked the old stories all about the Punics. 

Because they had very big fierce elephants. I liked the elephants. Ha. 

They do not have elephants in way far away Ireland. Only too much windy rain. Too bad for them. 

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times today. Because it is not so cold outside today. Ha.

Then I had nice naps and minded Craig when when was reading all the stories for our nice Queen.

Niamh is minding the nice little girls tonight. At their house. She will have a tasty dinner there too.

Orlaith is at the Center Building this afternoon. When she comes home we will have our own tasty dinner too. 

But just Craig and Cousin Orlaith will have their dinnertime here tonight. And me too. 

My friend Zita is still not home in her own house. She is still in way far away. Going out with all the cousins. Too bad for me. 

Day Two Thousand and Forty Two

It is Sunday sleep in day. 

Craig and I had only a little sleep in. Not a big sleep in. 

Because I am in charge and I have to be all awake. To mind everybody.

And Craig has to make our tasty breakfast.

So we had our sticky bun breakfast together. And Craig had his too much coffees.

It is a nasty day outside today. It is just full of freezie wind rain. 

Now all our cars are covered in ice. Again.

So everybody is staying inside in the comfy house.

Miss Lily came over to do her writing with my friend Niamh. 

And Cousin Orlaith had a squeaky clean bath. To make her warm as can be. 

We did not go for a nice walk this morning. 

Because it is too dangerous. Because of the freezie rain everywhere. 

Craig and I looked out my watching window this morning. 

And we saw people fall right down and slide down the slippy sidewalk. On their bottoms. Oh dear. 

I do not want to fall down. Falling down is not so nice. 

One time I fell down and hurt my own leg. And I could not go for nice walks for a long time. 

We are going to have used Chinese food for our tasty dinner tonight. 

And maybe see my friend Emmet on Niamh’s computer. 

On top of our dining room table. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and Niamh talked to Zita this afternoon. On Craig’s telephone. She was in Auntie Eileen’s house. 

Auntie Eileen has a nice dog too. His name is Mister Sully. 

He lives in way far away Celbridge. In way far away Ireland. With all the lady cousins. 

He is not such a big dog. He can even get up on the sofa. Because he is not so big. 

I am too big. I can only get up on Cousin Orlaith’s bed that used to be a sofa. 

In the scary basement. Too bad for me. Oh well. 

All the outside games are over. Ha. Now we can watch the from far away detectives again. Ha. Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand and Forty One

I had a not so busy day.

It is Saturday old friends breakfast day. 

Mister Paul came here so he and Craig could find the old friends breakfast restaurant all by themselves. 

I did not have to help today.

That is good.

Because I had to guard Niamh and Orlaith. In the basement. They were still all fast asleep. 

Then Niamh had to go to the Centre Building. Before lunchtime.

Because she had to mind a little girls birthday party.

Then Craig and Paul and Orlaith had to go for a very long ride. In the black go fast car. 

To talk to people about Cousin Orlaith’s new job.

But the silly people did not even talk to each other. Now Cousin Orlaith has to do it all again. That is silly.

And when Niamh got home she was not so happy. At all. 

Because the people were not good listeners. Even at a Sing Happy Birthday party. Oh dear. 

That is not so nice.

It was not such a nice day for everybody. Except for me. I just guarded the house all by myself.

So we got lots and lots from food from way far away China. 

Even for Orlaith’s breakfast too. Ha. That is a silly breakfast.

And the nice man brought it to our house. I know the man. And he even remembered me. Ha. That is good. 

Then right at dinnertime Lily and Lee and Cara came to my house.

And they took Niamh and Cousin Orlaith all away to see a scary movie. 

So they would not be too sad about a not very good day. Ha. That is good.

When they went up to the busy street I minded Craig.

We watched more of the special outside in the cold games. And I had a nice nap too. That is good. 

One our go fast skiers won the going as high as a bird and not falling down at all contest. Ha. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand and Forty

I had a very quiet day today.

Craig and I did not get up way too early today. I even had my very own comfy sleep in. Ha.

But I did not have toasts today.

Because I had to go downstairs and get Niamh and Cousin Orlaith wide awake. 

Then I had to mind them. Until they were as wide awake as could be. 

So Niamh and Orlaith went to the too much money for coffees store. 

So they could read interesting stories for their own universities. And have their tasty treats.

Craig just read some stories for our nice Queen. I minded him. 

Then we had toasty peanut butter sandwiches with too much tasty jam. Ha. That is good. 

Then I had a very nice long nap. 

It was a quiet day. That is good. 

Minding Craig is not so hard. Ha. Good for me.

Auntie Eileen sent us a movie. Right on the flat computer. From way far away Ireland.

Zita and auntie Eileen were in a restaurant. Drinking only Irish drinks. Ha. 

There were real people there making music. Right in that restaurant. All by themselves. 

Not with a music machine. Ha. I saw them. Ha. That is nice. 

It was not so nice outside today. 

Because it is sometimes just freezie rain outside. 

We only played catch the ball a little bit. 

Because it is too slippy for the go fast chair. Maybe for me too. 

Before dinnertime Mister Kirian came to move more of the way too big snow hills on my patio.

That is good. 

Niamh is minding all the children at the dance night at the Centre Building tonight. Until late.

I will mind Craig and cousin Orlaith for dinner tonight. 

Craig’s hockey teams lost again last night. Oh well. 

Maybe next time they will win. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand and Thirty Nine

A nice man came to our house last night.

It was a Mister Pierre. He used to work with Craig. I did not know him before. 

Craig gave him the back seat of our very old very fast car. 

Niamh found it in the basement.

Because Mister Pierre is fixing the very old, very loud, very fast car all up. 

It is his car now. Oh well. 

When it is all beautiful again he is going to take Niamh for a very fast ride. 

He told her. And he promised. Ha. That is good. 

He even brought all the stuff Craig forgot in the car. A long time ago. 

Even before I came to my own house. Ha.

Craig and Mister Pierre talked for a very long time. So I had a nice nap. Ha. 

Then we went to bed. Just Craig and me.

Because Zita is in way far away Dublin. At her parent’s house. She is not here. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Craig and I got up way too early this morning.

Because it is the garbageman day. And maybe he forgot to put all the please take it away garbage at the end of our driveway. 

But Niamh and Orlaith remembered. And it was all done. Ha. Too bad for us. 

But we were all as wide awake as could be. So we played catch the ball. 

Even before our sticky bun breakfast. Ha. That is good. 

When Niamh was all awake she went to the too much money coffee store. 

To read new stories for her nice university.

Then after my friend Orlaith was awake I took her for a nice walk. 

It is not warm outside today. We went for a long walk anyway. 

Craig and I had toasty croissants and lots of the tasty from France jam for our lunch.

Then our friend Mister Kirian came to visit. And he took the big hills of too much snow away. 

He made new hills right at the street. Ha. Now there will not be big puddles on my patio. That is good. 

He had a sticky bun for his lunch. With us. 

Orlaith had to take money to my friend Niamh at the fingers store. 

Because Niamh forgot all her money here. That is silly. Oh well. 

Then Orlaith and I went for a nice before dinnertime walk. It was very sunny outside this afternoon.

Mister Tony’s friend brought us tasty pizzas for our dinner tonight. I like pizza bits. Ha. That is good. 

After our tasty dinner Niamh and Orlaith are going to see all their friends from the Centre Building.

And have beers and tasty dessert treats too. Ha. 

I am going to stay here and mind my friend Craig. All by myself. 

Maybe we will watch watch the fast skiing people. On the television. With chips. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand and Thirty Eight

I had a very quiet day today.

Because when I went to bed Zita was not here. 

And when I was awake she was in way far away Dublin. She was not here at all.

I had to sleep at the top of the comfy big bed. So Craig would not be lonely. It is my job. 

Because I am in charge. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Being in charge is an important job. 

But you cannot have nice naps all the time when you are in charge. 

Early this morning man came to look at our basement. 

To look at making brand new bedroom walls for my friend Niamh. 

Niamh and Orlaith had to be all fast awake to show him where the walls are not there. 

Then I took cousin Orlaith for a nice good morning walk. Ha. We had a very long walk today. 

We did not see anybody. Just us. 

This morning Orlaith’s father found Zita at the aeroport. In way far away Dublin. He did not get all lost. That is good. 

He took her to see her mother and father. At their different time house. 

I do not know why it is a different time in why far away. That is silly. 

This morning Craig and Paul went to the not very expensive breakfast store. For their lunchtime. 

When Craig came home he brought me brand new just for me fluffy towels. Lots of them. Ha. That is nice.

And sticky for your tasty breakfast buns. 

Tonight Niamh is going out to dinner with her friends from the Centre Building.

So I will only mind Craig and Orlaith at our dinnertime tonight. 

Because Niamh is away and Emmet is in far away and Zita is in way far away. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Day Two Thousand and Thirty Seven

I had another bath last night. With all my lady friends helping.

Maybe because I was a bit too smelly. Maybe. Oh well.

Niamh and Orlaith and Cara and Lee all helped be a squeaky clean as can be dog. Ha.

With special just for me soap. 

And then they got the make you as dry as a chip machine. So I was all fluffy clean. Ha. Good for us.

When Lee and Cara went home Niamh and Orlaith made tasty own made giant cookies. Ha. 

I could not have any. 

Because of the way too much chocolate. Oh well. 

Last night Zita put all her nice clothes in the take you to far away bag. I do not like those bags.

Sometimes people go away to far away and do not come back to my house for too long. 

My friend Emmet is still in his new far away university. Not here for me to guard. I do not like that.

Zita is going to way far away today. After lunchtime. 

She has to go to the aeroport to find an aeroplane. 

Some aeroplanes do not know how to take her to way far away Dublin. I do not know why. Oh dear. 

When Zita is gone I will be all in charge again. Oh dear.

Miss Devon came to our house today to make it all neat and tidy again. With the noisy machines. 

I went downstairs to mind Niamh and Orlaith where it is not so noisy. So I had a nice nap on Orlaith’s fat bed. Good for me.,

Craig just stayed in the den. Reading stories for our nice Queen. 

Our dancers on the slippy ice won again. Ha. That is good. 

They do not ever just fall down. That is why they get all the prizes. Ha. That is good. 

When Niamh and Orlaith were all awake they went to nice Mister Kettleman’s tasty bagel store. 

So we had bagel sandwiches for our lunchtime. 

Mister Paul came to have his lunch with us. That was nice. 

After lunch I helped Zita move the black go fast car. Ha. 

Then Craig drove Zita to the aeroport in the silver little car. 

But when they got there Zita’s aeroplane forgot how to get all the way to way far away Dublin. 

So she had to find another aeroplane. And just go to not so far away Toronto.

Because the aeroplanes there know how to fly all the way to Dublin. All by themselves. Ha. That is good.

Cousin Orlaith’s father is going to catch Zita at the way far away aeroport in Dublin. That is good. 

When Craig came home Zita was gone to way far away. 

So now I am a sad dog. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Day Two Thousand and Thirty Six

I had a long nice sleep in today. 

It is a special do not go to work holiday today. But Zita went to the rascal ladies office today anyway. 

Because she has to go to way far away Dublin tomorrow. On an very big aeroplane. 

To see her father and mother. 

Because they are old too. Like Craig and Mister Paul. Oh well. 

She will see Auntie Eileen and cousin Ciara and all the other cousins too. They are not so old. 

They are just all too dirty. 

Because they only can ride their go fast bicycles in the all the time rain. Oh well. Too bad for them.

After Craig and I had our nearly at lunchtime toasts Orlaith and I went for a long nice walk. 

It was not even a bit too cold today. That is silly.

I was a very soggy dog when I got home. And all my own towels are used up. Oh dear. 

Craig is going to get me brand new just for me towels. That is good. 

Everybody should have their own fluffy towels. 

Craig did not read any stories for our nice Queen today. 

Because of the special holiday. Ha. 

Now Craig is a detective in way far away England after the very old war. 

But he always remembers the war. It is right inside him. All the time. Oh dear. That is not very nice. 

Wars are not very nice to people. 

Sometimes even nice brave dogs like me go to the wars. 

To guard their friends. Oh dear. That is not so nice for them either. 

Some do not even get to go home with their own families. 

They have to go to heaven instead. And just wait for them. That is not all right. 

Maybe they live with Mister Saint Newton until their families are already to go there. Maybe. That is all right. 

After lunchtime Niamh and Orlaith and Lee and Cara went to see a movie. 

A movie all about a man who thinks he is a giant cat. That is a silly movie. 

People do not want to be cats. It is known. Ha. 

Zita was very busy After our dinner. 

Putting all her nice clothes in her big bags. To go to way far away. Oh dear. 

Day Two Thousand and Thirty Five

It is sleep in Sunday so everybody had a nice sleep in. 

Except Craig. He had a very long sleep in. 

He was not all awake until Niamh and Orlaith were all awake too. Ha.

Then we had an adventure. 

I took Zita and Niamh and cousin Orlaith to the busy street. All by myself. Ha.

And we went to see all the nice farmers. To buy tasty treats for our breakfast. Ha.

The sell you the very tasty meat man said he missed me. Ha. That is nice. He gave me my own treat. Ha.

And then we had to go to our bank two times. To get Irish money. 

I got treats both times. 

The nice people at our bank always give me the giant just for polite dogs treats. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita had to get from way far away Ireland money because she is going to way far away Ireland. 

Way soon. By herself. Without me. Oh dear. I will not like that. 

I will have be in charge again. That is a very hard job. It is known. 

We did not see my friend Emmet today at lunchtime.

Because he was at his library. At far away Mister Saint Francis’s university. 

Writing more brand new stories. All about very old Irish people. They are his favourite stories. 

There are even stories all about my friend Niamh. When she was the magic very beautiful Queen.

In long long time ago way far away Ireland. Those are good stories. 

Maybe we will see my friend Emmet tonight. Maybe.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith were downstairs. Moving everything to new places.

I could not help. They said I was not such a good moving helper. That is not very nice. 

I had to stay upstairs. Just to mind Craig. 

So we would not just get in trouble. 

The ladies found a just for cowboys big hat. It was Craig’s. That is a silly hat. 

We do not have any cows in my house. 

Not even in the scary basement. Cows are too big. It is known. 

When they were all finished Niamh and Orlaith had to have squeaky clean showers. 

Because they were so so dirty. From the messy basement.

Orlaith and I went for our nice before dinnertime walk. But then I was way too dirty. 

So I had to have a squeaky clean bath too. 

Oh dear. Too bad for for me. 

Day Two Thousand and Thirty Four

It is Saturday go to the old friends breakfast restaurant day today.

But Craig did not go.

Because his all worn out shoulder was too tired to go. Oh dear.

So Zita and I did not take him to the up on the busy street restaurant. 

He had a little sleep in. All by himself. 

When he was all awake Craig and Zita and I had altogether toasts. In the living room. 

Then Zita and I went for a nice long walk. It was not so messy today. 

Because it is cold again. Oh well.

Niamh had a squeaky clean bath with very loud music. Oh well.

She said loud music makes you cleaner. I did not know that. Oh well.

We won even more fast skating medals. I saw them. On the big television. In the den. 

They were way fast. Lots of people fell down. But our people did not fall down. That is good. 

Zita got tasty Mister Kettleman’s bagels for our lunchtime. I always get bagel bits. I got one today too. Ha.

Then Zita and cousin Orlaith went to get lots of boxes. So we can put all the too much extra stuff in them. 

And give them to nice people who do not have any stuff. That is good. 

We watched a scary detective last night. I only watched a bit. 

Craig and I do not like the scary detectives programs. Ha. 

I am nearly not sick. But I still have to have my make your tummy all better medicine. Oh well. 

My friend Emmet is nearly not sick too. That is good. He told us. Last night. Ha. 

Next week is the do not go to your university week. 

So everybody can write all the stories they forgot to write. Oh dear. 

Day Two Thousand and Thirty Three

It is a do not go to school day for all the little children today.

So Niamh and Orlaith went to the Centre Building all day. To mind all the children. That is nice,

Zita and I went for a long walk before breakfast walk. 

I was a very soggy dog when we got home. 

Then Zita went to the rascal ladies office.

So I had a nice nap with Craig. Until we had our toasts.

I am nearly all better. But I am still a bit all the time tired. 

So Craig told me to have lots of nice naps. And we played catch the ball too. That was nice.

It was not so cold outside today. But everything is way slippy. Even the streets too. 

When Zita and I went for our before breakfast walk we did not fall down. That is good. 

I had a very quiet day. So did my friend Craig. We had a quiet day together. 

We looked out my watching window. At all the people in our pond park.

Then I had a nap. On the comfy rug. In the living room.

And minded Craig. He read some long stories for our nice Queen. 

Then we played catch the ball lots and lots of times. In the side yard. 

I did not even slip on the slippy ice. Ha. Good for me. 

Today in way way far away China they have another brand new year. I do not know why. 

Maybe because they are way far away and did not know it is already the brand new year. 

Maybe nobody told them. Maybe.

But their brand new year is for Dogs. Ha. 

That is a good brand new year. Ha. It is known.