Wednesday, 12 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Fifty

It is my sing happy birthday day. Ha. 

I forgot. Ha.

Craig and Zita told me this morning. I got cheesie treats on my breakfast. Ha.

And Craig sang the happy birthday to Poppy song. Oh well. 

That is why Craig has so many black music machines. So he can hear other people sing. Not him. Ha. 

And we had very crunchy toasts. 

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk. We went to the busy street. To the presents for nice dogs store.

I got a brand new just got outside blue giant ball. Good for me. 

My old ball is not even a bit round anymore. Just all flat on one side. It does not roll anywhere anymore. 

Craig's mother had to go to the hospital again way early in the morning. Because of her very sore leg. Oh dear. 

Then Zita went too. To tell all the nice doctors all about her. And that she is way way old. 

Niamh is very busy with her stories for her university. And Emmet is too. That is what you do at university.

Our cousin Ciara sent us pictures of her university. There is a real castle in her university. Right at the front door. 

That is a good university. It is very old. Maybe it has ghosts. Maybe. 

The castle does not have a roof anymore. The ghosts will be all soggy. 

Because of the all the time rain in way far away Ireland. Ha. Too bad for them. 

We did not watch any detectives on the television last night. Everybody was too busy. 

Zita was still talking to rascal ladies until past my bedtime. And Craig was making Niamh's story all beautiful. It was a busy night. 

I just had a nice nap. On my in the kitchen bed. 

This afternoon Craig and Emmet went to the very tasty bread store. 

On the way home from Emmet's nice university. To buy more tasty bread. But it was all closed up. 

Because all the tasty bread people have to talk to Mister God today. All day. Oh dear. 

Then tonight they have a big tasty food party. Even their nice dogs too. Ha. That is good. 

Now there is no water in my pond. Not even little puddles. Too bad for my friends the ducks. 

Emmet has to go back to his university tonight. It is the stay until late night. 

My friend Lee and I went for a nice long walk. Just us. 

Because today is my sing happy birthday day. Ha. Good for me. 

Maybe we will watch Mister Tom's detectives tonight. Maybe we will have tasty popcorn. Ha. 


Tuesday, 11 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Nine

I had a little quiet day

There are only Craig and Zita and Emmet for me to guard.

My friend Niamh went back to her far away university. On an aeroplane. 

When she got there it was too windy to even walk. Oh dear. It is very windy beside giant oceans. 

Even in way far away Ireland too. It is known.

Now her cosy bedroom is all just empty again. My friend Niamh is not there at all. Too bad for me.

Zita and I went on our nice walk this morning. My pond is nearly all empty. 

Just big big puddles for my friends the ducks. They will have to go on their vacations now. Oh dear. 

Craig drove Emmet to both his universities today. Today is the complicated day. 

Zita was way busy with all the rascal ladies. All day. Even downtown. In a restaurant. 

I guarded the house all by myself today. I got two peanut butter treats. For guarding the house.

The nice lady brought even more big boxes of television programs. 

They were Craig's breakfast friend Roger's. Craig said that he cannot watch them now. 

Maybe they do not have televisions in Heaven. Maybe. 

Now we have lots and lots and lots of boxes. Oh well. 

Niamh talked to Craig on the telephone today. To talk to him all about a new story for her far away university. That is nice. 

And she talked to Emmet last night. Because he is her big brother. 

And she talked to Zita too. 

She did not talk to me. I do not have a telephone. Too bad for me.

Dogs do not have pockets for a telephone. Oh well. 

My friend Lee and I went for a nice walk before our tasty dinner. I was not a very good listener. Oh dear. 

We had tasty pasta tonight. Pasta is Emmet's favourite. 

Monday, 10 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Eight

We had the pumpkin giant special dinner last night. 

Everybody was here. In my house. Ha. We had lots of chips. Ha. Good for me. 

I guarded everybody. Ha.

We had the brand new turkey and pies and green beans and even peas. Just for me. 

Ha.

Then all the dance a lot friends went to Mister Kettleman's bagel store. Until late. Ha. Niamh even took Mister Clifford. 

We only had a little sleep in today. 

Because Craig and Zita had to drive my friend Niamh to the aeroport. 

Today is the go back to her far away university day. Oh dear.

Doctor Susan came to see her. And say goodbye. Until the Merry Christmas time. 

Niamh was only here for a little while. So she could remember all about us. Ha. 

We had lots and lots and lots of dishes last night.  We filled up the make the dishes clean machine two times. 

Then we went to bed. Except for Niamh and Emmet. 

They do not know how to go to their comfy beds until way late. Oh well too bad for them.

Emmet had to read even more long stories all about the old Russians. And drink Irish tea.

Zita had to clean all the windows. On the other side of the house. On a ladder. 

And then Zita made my watching windows all spic and span. 

With lots and lots of water. I was going to be a big help. But I got a bit soggy. Too bad for me. 

There were football games on the television today.

Because it is the say thank you for everything holiday. 

They were not so interesting. I had a nice nap.

Now Craig is a nurse in way far away England. When they had the war nobody wanted. 

She has to find a nasty person. Who killed her friend. Right in the war. Oh dear. That is not right. 

We will have tasty used food tonight. We have lots of used food in the refrigerator. Ha. Good for us. 

Maybe we will watch new detectives tonight. In the den. Maybe we will have popcorn. Maybe. 



Sunday, 9 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Eight

We only had a bit of a sleep in today.

Because Zita had to get all up and awake. Because she had to drive nearly far away to get Niamh. 

Because Niamh had a sleep over with all the dance a lot friends. 

At dance a lot Miss Rachel's house. Not the Miss Rachel nearly a doctor. Even Miss Georgi was there. 

She is going to a new dance a lot school. In Toronto. It is an only for dancing school. Ha. 

When Niamh was all at home she went out again. Right away. 

With Lee and Cara to the scary pumpkin farm. Oh well.

Then Craig and Zita and I had our toasts. Good for us.

Emmet went to Mister Kettleman's bagel store. So we could have brand new bagels for our lunch.

Emmet did not eat his tasty lunch with us. He had to eat downstairs. With all his fat books. 

Because he has lots and lots and lots of interesting stories all about old Russians to read. For his nice university.

Tonight is the night for our thank you for everything pumpkin dinner. Ha.

Miss Andrea and Lily and maybe Miss Rima and Craig's mother are going to come for a tasty dinner too. With me.

We even have our own made vegetables from our garden. Ha. Good for us. 

Zita and I were in the kitchen all afternoon making the tasty dinner. I am a way big help. 

I am a very good kitchen helper. That is why my comfy bed is in the kitchen. Ha. So I can help all the time. 

There were even more awful squirrels in my trees today. 

And on top of our little just for garbage house. Oh dear. 

I got  into big trouble again. Two times. 

I had to stay in the kitchen. By myself. Oh dear. I hate squirrels.

We are having everybody in the world for the special pumpkin dinner tonight. 

Even more people than before. Lee and Cara and Miss Rowan too. Ha.

Maybe we will have to have even two tables. Maybe. Ha. 

I will be the party guarding dog. That is a good job. Ha. Good for me. 

Maybe I will get some tasty fall on the floor treats. Maybe.

Saturday, 8 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Seven

My friend Niamh came home last night. In the black go fast car. Ha. I was very happy. 

She even got Mister Clifford out of the basement. Then she went to visit Mister Kettleman's tasty Bagel store. With Miss Rima. Ha.

Mister Clifford was very happy too. I think. 

Then our friend Mister Aidan and Niamh and their friends talked and talked and talked. 

Until nearly get up in the morning time. Ha.

Then she went fast asleep until lunchtime. In her own comfy bed. 

She did not have to sleep in her very little room. In her far away university. Because she was here. With me to guard her. Ha.

Zita and I went for a very fast walk this morning. I was very fast. Ha. Good for me.

We did not take Craig to his old friends breakfast today. 

Because Zita had to go to her make you beautiful store. 

Craig went by himself. He did not get lost at all. That is good. 

I stayed here to guard Niamh and Emmet. 

Because they were still just fast asleep. Ha. I got peanut butter treats. 

Then Craig and I had tasty croissants for our lunch today. When he got home. I like croissants. 

Nice Mister Martin gave us free tickets for the hockey game. 

Niamh and Miss Lily went see who would win. Up on the busy street. Ha.

Mister Martin gives us lots of tickets. 

Because he has too many. I do not know why. Ha. Good for us.

Zita and I went for our nice long walk after lunchtime. With my friend Jamie and professor Jill. That was nice. 

It was not raining outside. We did not get all soggy. 

It was just Irish rain when Craig came home. He was just a little bit all soggy. Ha. 

Emmet is very busy writing even more interesting stories for both his universities. 

He has to drink lots of Irish tea.  When he writes a lot. 

Zita and I had an adventure last night. 

There was an awful noisy fly all around fly in our bedroom. Zita and I hate flys. 

Zita and l looked for it. All over. I found it. 

Because I can hear the noisy fly better than people. Ha. Good for me. 

I am the best fly hunter. Zita told me. We squished it all up. Ha. Too bad for it. 

Maybe some of Niamh's friends are coming to our house for a tasty dinner tonight. Or maybe tomorrow. Maybe. That is good. 

Zita went to the very good tasty food store. So we can have lots of tasty food for everybody tonight. Not just me.

I got cheese treats on my dinner tonight. 

Because my friend Niamh is home to visit me. And Craig and Zita and Emmet too.

Miss Zoë could not come home for the thank you for everything holiday. 

Because her far away university is too far away. Oh dear. That is not right. 


Friday, 7 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Six

Craig and I only had one toasts today. 

Because he had to hurry. He drove my friend Emmet to his other university. For an important meeting. Too bad for me.

Zita and I went for our nice walk when they were all away. We did not go so fast today. 

When Craig and Emmet came home Emmet went back to his comfy bedroom. For a nice nap.

So did I. On my comfy in the kitchen bed.

Then we had lots of visitors. The other Mister Tom from way far away Ireland came for a little talk. 

And Mrs. Ginny brought us her own made sauce. The just for turkey sauce.

Because it is nearly time for the thank for everything special turkey dinner. 

Zita told me a secret. My friend Niamh is coming home to visit me. On an aeroplane. Tonight. Ha. 

She will be even here for our thank you for every special dinner. Ha. That is good. 

Zita told me. Ha. That is good. Maybe we will have cheese too. Maybe.

I did not forget all about her. Ha. 

We had to buy brand new comfy pillows for her. 

Because all her very own comfy pillows are at her far away university. Oh dear. 

Craig and I had a very fat peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. We even made it toasty. Ha. Good for us.

A nice farmer lady brought our special turkey to our house. 

Right from her own farm. To my front door. I did not bark way too much. Ha. Good for me. 

They are not Uncle Bill's too hard to catch turkeys. They are her live at her farm turkeys. 

We see her when Zita and I go to see all the nice farmers on our Sunday before lunch walk. Up on the busy street. 

We buy tasty eggs from her too. For our Sunday pancakes. Ha. Good for us.

Zita went took Emmet to his nice university so he could learn even more about the old Russians. Then she went to her friend's new house. For a little visit.

It is a football game night today. Soon there will too many cars all over and the take your car away to jail trucks will be here. Oh dear. 

And all the too many people. Oh well.

My friend Niamh will sleep in her own comfy bed tonight. So I can guard her. Ha good for us. 

Thursday, 6 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Five

Zita and I got up very early this morning. 

Craig did not. He was still all asleep when we went for our nice walk. 

We had a very interesting walk this morning.

We saw the giant bird in our own pond. All fast asleep. Standing up. And even two fast asleep ducks on the little raft.

The little raft has lights on it for the nice men who bring their drive all by themselves boats to the pond. 

They have lots of very little boats. Everybody goes to the pond to watch them. They do not even sink. Ha. Good for them.

After our toasts Craig drove Emmet to his other university and brought him home too. 

He came home so he could read more interesting stories. 

Then Zita drove him back to his other university. For his all about old Ireland class. Then she went to the too small office. 

It was a very nice day. But it should not be so warm outside. Oh well.

Craig finished his book. He caught the nasty people. 

They were hiding in the way old tunnels. The ones from the old war nobody wanted. 

But they were caught. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Now they will just chop their heads all off. 

Because they are in France. That is what they do in France. And make way tasty food too. Like croissants. Ha. 

They only chop your head off if you are nasty. Not if you just make tasty croissants. It is known. 

I had croissant bits for my lunch with Craig. Ha. That is good. 

The helping dogs were in in my neighbourhood today. Practising to be helper dog for people who cannot see so well. That is good. 

My neighbourhood is their school. 

There were three of them right on my corner. Having a little rest. 

I did not bark at them. Because they were at school. 

Then Zita and I went for a long before our tasty dinner walk. 

We had sausages for our tasty dinner. We made them on our outside stove. 

Emmet had hamburgers. He does not like sausages so much. Oh well. 

We watched a very good program all about detectives who watch people. Then they catch them. In way far away England. 

We had popcorn. That is good. Craig is not very good holding his popcorn. Ha. Good for me. 






Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Four

It was our very busy day today. Not a sleep in day. Oh well.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. We did not see anything way interesting. Oh well.

We had our toasts and then Craig had to go downtown. Even before he was all finished his too much coffee. 

Because our nice queen wanted him to go to an important meeting.

I stayed here to guard everybody.

Then Zita drove Emmet to his nice university. In the fast black car. 

Then the make the house spic and span ladies came. With their noisy machines. I guarded them too.

Then Craig brought Emmet home from his university. Because the nice queen's meetings were all over. 

Craig and I had a toasty croissant for our nearly too late lunch. That is good. I always get the crunchy end bits of the tasty croissants.

Zita talked to all the rascal ladies on the phone. Nearly all day. 

And she talked and talked to Miss Megan. 

She is the rascal ladies lawyer. She has a very very old dog. Miss Megan loves dogs. That is a good lawyer. Ha. 

Emmet and Niamh are very busy writing stories. Because they are at university. 

That is what you do at university. And listen to people who have read lots and lots of interesting stories. 

And then they tell you everything they know. And you drink lots of tea. And stay up too late. Oh well. 

Emmet went for a nice walk. When he got home. To get his special icy tea. 

Because it is nearly hot today. We have silly weather. 

He has to go back to his nice university at dinner time. Because tonight it is Emmet's stay until late night. 

I will wait up for him. At my watching window. 

Then we will all go fast asleep. That is good. 

Tuesday, 4 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Three

Everybody had a sleep in today. And it was not even a sleep in Sunday. Ha. Good for us.

We had toasts when everybody was all fast awake. Ha. Good for us.

We did not go for our nice walk beytoasts. Because of the sleep in. Oh well.

Zita took Emmet to his nice university today. 

Because Craig had to put a brand new writer on Zita's new way fast computer. 

 Craig and I played catch the ball. When he was waiting for the computer. Ha. 

Even fast computers are sometimes too slow. Oh well.

Then he had to read new stories for the nice Queen.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. It was a lunchtime walk today. Because of the sleep in. 

Craig and I had a very fat croissant for our lunch. 

Then a nice lady brought us lots of boxes. All filled up with programs for the television. They were all Craig's friend Rogers. 

Craig will see if the breakfast friends need some of the programs. That is nice. There are even more boxes. Oh dear.

Maybe there are even some programs with big brave dogs like me. Maybe.

After lunchtime Craig drove Emmet to his other university to go to his all about Ireland class. 

The nice professor is from way far away Ireland. And even his father is a professor too. In way far away. 

Some people cannot understand how he talks. Because he is from way far away Ireland. Emmet can. Good for him. 

Zita talked to my friend Niamh for a long time today. She likes her far away university. 

And the dangerous giant ocean. And even her very little room. 

She is way way busy. Writing her stories for her far away university. University stories are hard to write. It is known. 

Zita and I went for our nice walk. Before she had to go the the make you fit store. 

I guarded the house until Craig and Emmet came home. All by myself. Ha. 

Last night we watched a very long program about people a long time ago in far away England. 

Then we went all fast asl. Ha. Good for us.







Monday, 3 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty Two

It was our get up way early in the morning day. 

Craig was up even before Zita. Ha. That was silly.

He was going to a meeting for our nice queen. But it was changed. To another day. 

But he did not go back to the comfy bed. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Zita and I went for a very fast way early walk. We did not see anybody at all. 

Because of the way too early day. 

Then Zita drove Emmet to his very early in the morning old Irish stories class. 

At his other university. 

When Zita was all home we had way early toasts. And some too much coffee. I watched out the window. 

Then everybody had to work. I guarded the house by myself. 

Because everybody else was too busy to help me. Oh well.

When Emmet came home he had a comfy nap. Downstairs in his cosy bedroom. He was very tired. 

Because of the way too early in the morning class. 

I had a nice nap too. On my comfy bed. In the kitchen. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I had a very fat croissant for our lunchtime. And a sausage sandwich. Ha.

Emmet only had a flat cheese sandwich. When he was all wide awake. And his Irish tea. 

Today Zita was very busy finding all the rascal ladies. Because they were all over everywhere. 

For their important far away meetings. Maybe sometimes they just get lost. I think so. Ha.

Zita and I went for a nice after lunchtime walk. Just us.

We went and got the gold big car. It was on doctor Susan's street. 

It was my goodbye ride in my old big car. Oh well. Too bad for me. It was sad too. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Because then Craig and Zita took the gold big car to Mister Mike's fix your car all up store. 

They were present people today. 

Because they gave the gold big car to Mister Mike. 

He will give it to someone who needs a nice old big car. But does not have so much money. 

That is why we gave it to him. Ha. That was nice.

Emmet and I guarded the house. By ourselves. We were good guarders. 

Then Zita went to the busy street to get some tasty food for dinner tonight. 

Maybe we will watch more detective from way far away tonight. And have popcorn. Maybe. 






Sunday, 2 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty One

We had a sleep in today. Because it is sleep in Sunday. Ha.

We only went for a little walk. Because of all the just like Ireland rain. Oh well.

Then Zita went to the make you fit store. I had to get up on the big bed to get Craig all awake. 

He was still all fast asleep. Ha. Too bad for him. 

I took the comfy duvet away. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Then we played catch the ball. Before he made pretend coffee. 

Craig only makes the real too much coffee when Zita is here too. We did not have any toasts. Oh well.

When Zita came home I got into squirrel trouble. Again. Oh well. 

I had to stay in the kitchen for a long time. And not look out my watching window. Oh well. 

Then I helped Zita make our own made muffins. For our tasty lunch. 

Emmet had a long make you squeaky clean shower. After lunchtime. 

Because he is going out to dinner with his friends from the nice university. 

He is going to bring a giant tasty salad to the dinner party. 

And a little bottle of special just for salads very old vinegar. It is even older than my friend Niamh. 

It is not a cheese party. Because they only have a cat. Ha. 

You cannot have cheese parties with only a cat. Who would guard the cheese. Ha. Too bad for them.

Yesterday there was the very special football game. Just up on the busy street. 

Our street was full up with people. All from the universities. They were singing songs. Oh well. 

Emmet's nice university was playing his other university. For a big prize. Ha.

Emmet's nice university won. Again. 

We watched new far away detectives last night. Mister Tom's detectives. 

Mister Tom always brings us way interesting stories for watching on the television. 

Zita had to stop. Right in the middle of the detectives. Because of rascal ladies work. 

At night. That is not right. And it was even Saturday. Oh dear. 

Zita drove Emmet to his friend's apartment. Because he had to bring the giant glass bowl. All full with his tasty salad. 

We only had a little dinner tonight. Because it was only Craig and Zita who were all at home for dinner. 

When she came home Craig and Zita had breakfast for their tasty dinner. Ha. That was silly. 




Saturday, 1 October 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Forty

We did not go for our nice walk early this morning. 

Zita had to talk to her mother and father. In way far away Ireland. For a long time.

Then it was too late. Because Zita had to go to the make you fit store.

Craig and I had four toasts. Ha. Good for us. And we played catch the ball. 

He is a very slow toasts eater. Too bad for me.

Craig is going to make my friend Niamh's long story all beautiful. 

Just like he makes Emmet's stories all beautiful too. Ha. That is nice.

When Zita came home we went for our nice walk. It is even cool outside today. That is good. 

You can have nice fast walks when it is not even a little bit hot outside. 

There were too many squirrels in my side yard today. All jump on my fence. And in my trees. 

I scared them all away. But they always come back. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

I nearly caught one yesterday. In Lee and Cara's backyard. Ha. But it got away. Too bad for me. 

Today Craig and Zita have to go to say goodbye to Mister Roger. After lunchtime.

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast today. 

Because he has to go to the say goodbye to your friends house this afternoon. 

All the breakfast friends will be there too. So they can be sad together. 

That is not so happy. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

I will stay here to guard the house. Until everybody is home. 

Today is everybody like black dogs day. The flat computer said so. Ha. 

I am a black dog. And everybody likes me. Ha. Good for me.

Last night we watched two new programs on the television. 

So I had a nice nap. On the comfy rug. So I could guard everybody. 

Emmet is going to an early thank you for everything dinner tomorrow. 

With all his friends from the nice university. In their apartment.

Because everybody is going to their own far away houses. For the real special thank you for everything dinner. 

Everybody is bringing tasty food. Emmet is going to make a big tasty salad. 

With lots of lettuce. Ha. Maybe I will get lettuce treats. Maybe. 

I cannot go to the dinner. Because of the cat in the apartment. Oh dear. 

Friday, 30 September 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Nine

We did not get up so early today. Ha. 

Zita and I went for a long nice walk. All the way to Emmet's old school. On all the nice quiet streets.

We did not go to wake up the ducks today. Ha. 

Zita did not get home until very late last night. 

I waited and waited. But she was very late. 

I just stayed in the kitchen. That is where I wait until everybody is all home. It is my job.

She was late because of all the work at the too small office. For all the rascal ladies. 

She did not even have her tasty diner until bedtime. That is not right. Oh dear.

Craig just watched the hockey games. In the den. I did not watch. I was way too busy waiting.

We won. Both of them. Craig told me. Ha. Good for us. 

My friend Niamh talked to Zita on the telephone this morning. 

She is reading a famous detective story for her far away university. Ha. That is good. 

I know all about detectives. 

I listen to all the detective programs on the television. The ones from way far away Mister Tom brings to us.

I will be a big help for my friend Niamh. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita drove Emmet to his all about old Russians class. At his university.

Then Zita and Craig and I went for an nice after lunchtime walk. All the way to the busy street. 

Craig went to visit mother in the giant building. To see about her all squished foot. 

Zita and I went to our nice bank. 

That is where I get giant tasty treats because I am a very polite dog. Ha. 

I guarded the house until Craig came home. Zita had to go to the way too small office again. 

She is not going to be late today. She told me. That is good.

Then Craig went to get Emmet. At his nice university. I guarded the house again.

We did not get even one present today. 

I did not even see the present man at all. Maybe he got all lost. Maybe.

Ollie the dog is living with Mister Bill again. He moved here from Toronto. 

Because Toronto is way too big. 

Ollie thinks he is a car. He just goes fast asleep in our driveway. 

Right where the black go fast car lives. Oh dear. 

Zita has to get out of the car. And get him all awake. Oh dear. 

That is silly. I have my own very comfy bed. 

In the kitchen. Not on the driveway. With the cars. Oh dear. 




Thursday, 29 September 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Eight

Zita and I were up way early today. So we had a very fast walk. All over. And fast. Ha. Good for us.

We did not even see the ducks. We were too fast. Ha. 

Then we had our toasts and Craig and Zita had their too much coffee. 

They had even more too much coffees because it is everybody drink coffee day. 

The radio in the den said so. 

That is a silly day. 

Then it was time for Emmet to go to his other university. So Zita drove him. 

Then she came home to do her rascal ladies work.

Craig and I played catch the ball. And looked out my watching window. Ha. 

Then Craig went to get Emmet at his other university. He did not stay there all day today. 

Because he had lots of other words to read for his nice university.

Then Craig drove him back to the other university. After our tasty lunch. I got carrot treats. 

And Zita had to go to the too small office. I had to guard the house all by myself. Ha. 

Because Craig waited for Emmet at the other too many cars university. Good for me. 

I will get good guarding treats. Ha. 

The present man brought Emmet new cards for his special magical game. 

From nearly very far away. That is good. Ha.

It will be shopping for secret presents time soon. Ha. That is good. 

Soon it will be cheese party time. And Mister Saint Santa time too. 

That is my favourite time. It is known.

We watched the last of the doctor in way far away Dublin last night. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch new programs tonight. Maybe. 

Craig got little notes on his flat computer. This afternoon. 

From all my friends Miss Georgi, Miss Rachel, Miss Rima and lots of the dance a lot friends. 

Because they are going to visit me. When they are all home from their universities. 

For the thanks a lot for everything special tasty dinner. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe there will be a cheese party. Maybe. Ha. I love cheese parties. 

Zita told me I was the very best party dog ever. Ha. That is true.

Wednesday, 28 September 2016

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Seven

We had a nice long walk today. Because Zita and I got up early. 

We did not see anything on our walk. I think everybody else was in their comfy beds. Ha. Too bad for them.

When we got home we had fat toasts. Craig made the too much coffees. So we could watch out the watching window. Together. 

Craig spilled lots of little not so very tasty things on the floor. I only ate some. 

Then he had to clean them all up. Ha. Too bad for him.

Then everybody was busy. Oh well. 

Craig and I played catch the ball just a bit. Before he had to read stories for the nice Queen.

Today is Emmet's all day at his nice university day. He is even there for his dinnertime. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

He will get some nice chocolate donuts from Mister Horton's nearly a restaurant store. 

And read lots of interesting books. In the very comfy library. And look out the windows at the beautiful canal. 

Zita drove Emmet to his nice university because she had other interesting things to do. 

And her head was all too full up of rascal ladies work. Oh well. 

The giant bird came back to our pond today. For a little visit. 

It is not so cold yet. It only goes on vacation when it is too cold. Ha.

We watched another program on the television last night. All about a doctor in way far away Ireland. 

Right in Dublin. Where Zita used to live. He catches nasty people. That is good. 

Mister Tom brought us this program. That was nice.

Craig is now a professor trying to find nasty people because of the old war nobody wanted. In way far away France. 

They have very tasty food in France. Even for dogs. It is known.

Orlaith's daddy phoned Zita yesterday. Because he is Zita's big brother. 

It is going to be my friend Orlaith's special birthday soon. Ha. That is nice. Then she will be nearly old. Ha. 

She used to live in our basement. In the other little bedroom. With the television. Ha. 

We used to go for very long walks. Together. 

We cannot go for walks now. Because now she is going to her very old university in way far away Ireland. 

The one right beside the giant ocean. 

The same ocean as my friend Niamh far away university. But on the other side. 

Sometimes they wave at each other. Maybe. 

Tomorrow is Lee and Cara's sing happy birthday day. It is the same day. 

Because they are twins. Ha. 

Emmet and Niamh have the same day too. But they are not twins. Just brother and sister. 

And my friends. Ha. Good for us.