Day Two Thousand and Thirty Two

I am not so sick today. 

So before Zita went to the rascal ladies office we went for a long walk this morning. It was not a nice walk.

Because everything is very messy outside. 

It is not so cold so our sidewalks are full of nasty cold water. 

I was very soggy when I go home. And tired.

So I had a big sleep in. On the big comfy bed. 

Even after Craig was all awake. 

Even until lunchtime when Niamh and Orlaith were all awake too. 

Everybody had a big sleep in.

Except Craig and Zita. Too bad for them. 

Being sick makes you very tired. Oh well. 

You cannot get all better unless you have lots of nice naps. 

The comfy big bed had lots of soft pillows.

We won even more prizes at the famous outside in the cold games. 

For going very very fast on the slippy ice. And not falling down. Ha. 

At lunchtime I went downstairs to mind Niamh and Orlaith. Good for me. 

Then I had my tasty from a can special food lunchtime. 

Because I do not want to have a sick tummy again. 

This afternoon cousin Orlaith and I moved lots of snow from our side yard. And off the roof of my little house. Ha. That is good.

I was a big help. It is known.

Then I was tired and had a nice nap on my own bed. In the kitchen. 

When Zita came home we had our altogether dinner. With me too. That is good.

Maybe we will watch new detectives tonight. And I can have a comfy nap minding everybody. 

Day Two Thousand and Thirty One

I am still a bit too sick. Oh dear. So I had a quiet day. 

Last night Niamh and Orlaith and Cara and Lee and Miss Taryn all stayed in our house to be my lovely take care of me nurses. 

Until Craig and Zita came back from Mister Paul’s Sing Happy Birthday dinner.

At the nice food from way way far away China restaurant. Up on the busy street. 

And then Craig and Zita and I went to fast asleep.

Because being sick makes me very tired. 

We did not go for a nice walk today. I was too tired. 

We did not have toasts this morning because I had a long nap on the big comfy bed instead.

Then I had an outside nap. It is not cold today. 

Today is the tell everybody you love that you love them day. That is a good day. 

Everybody told me they loved me. Because I am their very best in the world dog. That is true. 

Zita got everybody tasty chocolates. That is nice. 

At lunchtime I got my tasty food. From a can. Ha. 

When you are sick you have eat only for sick dogs food. Lots of times. All day. 

And very cold water from my own from away far away Ireland cup.

When Craig was sick he only ate cold toasts. Not even with butter. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

After my lunch I had another fast asleep as could be nap. I minded Niamh and Orlaith. 

They were in the living room too. With me. Ha.

Then I had even another lunch. That is silly. Two lunches. Oh well. 

I went downstairs so I could mind Niamh and Orlaith and Miss Taryn. When they were reading for university. 

I minded them from the big comfy bed. With all the pillows. Ha. 

We talked to my friend Emmet tonight. On Zita’s fast computer. On the dining room table. When we had our altogether dinner. That is good. 

My friend Emmet got caught by the nasty cold. 

Maybe it was the same cold that caught my own tummy. Oh dear. That is not very nice. 

I do not know how it got to his far away university. Oh dear. 

Maybe it took the way too cold inside train. Maybe. Oh dear. 

Day Two Thousand and Thirty

Something caught me. I did not even see it. 

So I had a very sick tummy last night. Just like cousin Orlaith and Niamh. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

And in the middle of the night I had to go to my hospital. So I could visit my nice doctor. And get shot.

I was very brave. Zita told me. 

Now I have to eat special just for nice dogs with sick tummies food. 

And take sick tummy medicine too. Oh dear. 

When I got all too sick Craig and Zita were my own nurses. When it was dark as could be outside.

So I just stayed on my comfy bed in the kitchen. But I did not get all better 

So then we went to my nice hospital. In the black go fast car. 

We were only there for a little long time. 

Then we came home to my house. I did not have to stay there. That is good.

Sometimes when my friend Emmet went to his hospital he had to sleep there. For a long time. 

I would not like that. 

Niamh was my nice nurse too. Before she went to her university.

Then Zita had to clean the side yard all up. 

Because it was a bit all messy. Me too. Oh dear. 

It is not so nice being sick. It is known. 

I just stayed very quiet all day. And had nice naps.

I got my special for sick tummies food lots of times. That is good. 

Craig and Zita are going to a nice restaurant tonight. Up on the busy street. 

Because it is Mister Paul’s Sing Happy Birthday day. 

Niamh and Orlaith will stay here so I can mind them. 

Even when I am I bit too sick. Ha. Good for me. 

I did not go for any nice walks today. 

Because of my tummy. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Day Two Thousand and Twenty Nine

I had a busy day.

Zita did not go to the rascal ladies office today. 

Because she was there until late last night. Ha.

So Zita drove Niamh to her nice university. 

So she could give her nice Professor her brand new long story.

Then when Zita came home Craig and Zita and I had big tasty croissants for our breakfast. Ha.

A man came to our house today. To look at our basement. 

So Niamh can have a new nice bedroom downstairs. Right beside Emmet’s big bedroom. 

With brand new walls. And even her own door. Cousin Orlaith does not a door. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Then Mister Paul came to look at the basement too. 

We are going to take away the old walls. All by ourselves. Mister Paul will help. Ha. That is good. 

Orlaith went to the Centre Building to help with the little children. After our lunchtime.

Niamh and all her friends played the dragons game last night. With Emmet. That is good. 

I minded them all. Good for me.

Then Mister Tom came to visit us. 

He brought Craig another music machine. But it was not even black. It is from way far away. Ha. That is silly. 

Then Zita and I went for our long before dinnertime walk. That is good. 

Niamh is taking care of the nice little girls tonight. And having her tasty dinner with them too.

Not with us. Oh dear. 

Last night Craig and Zita watched the lady detective from way far away. 

Where sometimes they do not have a daytime at all. 

I did not watch it. I was too busy minding everybody downstairs. 

That is not very nice to have nighttime all the time. I like the bright full of sunshine outside. 

Because dangerous wolves and giant raccoons do not hide in the bushes in the sunshine. It is known. 

Day Two Thousand and Twenty Eight

I had a very quiet day. 

It was sleep in Sunday. But Zita and I did not have a sleep in. 

We got up early so Zita could read Niamh’s new big story and make it all as beautiful as can be.

Then Craig and I watched fast ladies going down very bumpy snow hills. On the little television in the bedroom.

Then Zita had to go downtown before we had our toasts. 

Because today is the important rascal ladies meeting.

Craig and I had two very fat crunchy toasts. And Craig had two too much coffees. 

And then we looked out the window. It is still all full of snow outside. Oh well.

Craig went to the tidy him up store yesterday. He was way too furry. Now he is not. That is good. 

Then Niamh and Orlaith were all awake. I went downstairs to to get them up. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh and Orlaith and their friends went downtown to have an ice cream lunch. 

In the cold outside winter. That is silly. People are silly. Too bad for them. 

This afternoon they have to go to another important meeting. At the Centre Building. Until dinner time. 

At lunchtime Craig and I watched the far away outside games. On the big television in the den. 

And we watched toe dancing on the slippy ice. Not everybody fell down on their bottoms. That is good. 

I had a very nice nap too. 

Last night we watched the old detective. But when he was just young. 

In way far away England. In the city with the way way old university. 

Maybe my friend Emmet will go there. 

Because he loves way way old places. And people. Ha. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand and Twenty Seven

Today is Craig’s old friends breakfast day.

So he drove the silver little car to the breakfast restaurant.

Because we have lots of two much snow. 

Mister Paul went with him. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is only a bit cold outside today. 

But it is very messy. I was very soggy when we got home. 

I had to lay down on my own towels. Until I was as dry as can be. 

Cousin Orlaith’s tummy is all better today. That is good.

But Niamh’s toe is still broken. And way too fat. Oh dear.

She is very busy writing her very big new story. For her nice university.

Orlaith helped Zita with the rascal ladies work. For the important meeting tomorrow. 

I minded them. All by myself. 

They had to go downtown to the rascal ladies office. To get important things. For the meeting. Tomorrow. 

I did not go. I stayed in my side yard and played chase the big red ball game. Ha. 

Craig watched the very fast skating ladies. On the television. 

They are very fast but sometimes they just fall down. I do not know why. Then they are very sad. Oh dear.

And men going way too fast on icy twisty hills. On too very small toboggans. That is a silly game. 

At breakfast Mister Tom gave Craig lots of brand new programs. 

To watch on the television. When we watch the far away detectives after our delicious dinners. 

That is nice. 

Last night we watched the detective from cousin Orlaith’s very old university.  

We did not have any chips. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand and Twenty Six

I was very busy last night.

Because the nasty cold caught cousin Orlaith. She had a sick tummy. So I had to help Zita be her special nurse. 

That is my favourite job. 

This morning it was way windy cold outside but Zita and I went for a nice walk anyway.

Then she went to the store to get some good for your sick tummy drinks. For Orlaith.

When she went to the rascal ladies office Craig and I had toasty bagels. 

We looked out the watching window for a while. It was not so interesting outside today. 

So I had a nice nap.

The exciting everybody in the world playing games outside started today.

Craig and I watched it on the little television in the bedroom. Before he was all fast awake. 

After our breakfast Niamh went to her nice university today. With a sore toe. Because she broke it. 

I do not know why. Either does she. 

Maybe it is a secret. Maybe ghosts. Maybe. 

Zita did not get home until late last night. 

So we had peanut butter toasts for dinner last night. In the den. 

So we could watch the detectives. 

And we had chips. That is good.

Craig’s hockey team won last night. Ha. He was surprised. Oh well. 

Craig and I played catch the ball at our lunchtime.

Because I asked very politely. Ha. That is good.

We had brand new peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch.

Cousin Orlaith is not so sick today. Just a bit too sick. So she had a toast for her lunch. 

But she did not have any nice jam. 

Because of her still sick tummy. 

Niamh is going to be at the Centre Building tonight making sure everybody is being a good listener. 

So she will not have her altogether dinner with us. Oh dear.

Day Two Thousand and Twenty Five

When Zita and Niamh and Orlaith got home last night they were as clean as could be. 

Because they had lots and lots of baths. Ha.

But a nasty person stole my friend Niamh’s floppy shoes. Oh dear.

I should always go with my family when they go outside. To guard them. It is known. 

But I did not have swimming clothes. That is not right. 

It was a bit too cold outside this morning. 

So I did not go for a nice walk. I had a nice nap instead.

When Zita went to the rascal ladies office Craig and I had warm from the oven croissants. 

With butter on top too.

We did not have any of the brand new tasty from far away France jam.

Because Craig could not get the top off. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

When cousin Orlaith was a awake I took her for a long walk. 

Because when she got up it was all full of sunshine outside and not so cold. That is good. 

Then Craig took Niamh to her important meeting. 

She was so busy writing a new long story she almost forgot. 

But Craig remembered. That is good. 

Yesterday I did not eat my dinner.

Because Craig forgot to put some tasty cheesie treats on top. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

So I had a very big before bedtime dessert. It had treats on top. That is good. 

I had a very quiet day. My bed is all fluffy comfy again. So I had some nice naps. 

My friend Zita put it in the make the clothes clean machine. That is good. 

Craig was reading stories for our nice Queen this afternoon. 

So I minded everything. At my watching window. Good for me. 

Orlaith and I went for another nice walk today. Before it got all scary dark outside. That is good. 

It was not very cold outside. I had to wear my green shoes. 

Craig said I look like a toe dancer when I wear my green shoes. That is silly. 

Sometimes he is very silly. It is because he is old. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Craig and Zita watched the detective from way far away Galway last night. 

I was downstairs guarding all the ladies. 

They were talking to my friend Emmet on the old giant television. 

He is still is at his far away university. 

He is learning how to be a very old Irish person. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand and Twenty Four

Zita was very very late last night. Even after our delicious dinner time. 

Because of too much work at the rascal ladies office.

So when she was all home we had a little tasty treats party. 

To eat the own made beautiful too much chocolate cake. Ha. Good for us.

Some of Niamh’s friends were here. So they could help eat the cake too.

Then we had a very busy morning.

It is another too much snow day. 

I was a bit way too soggy when Zita and I were all home. Oh dear. 

Then Zita drove Niamh to her nice lady doctor. 

When she got home she had to take the silver little car to the fix your car store. For just a little fix.

The way too much cold broke a piece of the keep the snow off your window machine. But now it is fixed.

But then Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went to the very hot swimming pool. That is where ladies go. 

Where they have little tasty treats for their lunchtime and drink tea. And talk. 

It is not so far away. 

I stayed here. 

Because you have to have go swimming clothes to go there. I only have just me. Oh well.

Craig and I had tasty very fat peanut butter toasts with jam for our lunch. 

And I helped him look out the watching window. At the too much snow. 

And I barked away the noisy snow movers. Ha. 

Mister George and Miss Suze were going to visit me today. 

But there is too much snow for Mister George’s old very big and noisy tractor. Maybe another day. 

We watched a new detective last night. From way far away Ireland. 

Right in the same city as cousin Orlaith’s far away university. 

But we did not see Orlaith there. Oh well. 

Craig’s hockey team won last night. Ha. 

We did not play catch the ball today. 

Because of the too much snow. 

The go fast chair always gets stuck in the too much snow. Too bad for me. 

When they were nearly home Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went to Mister Kettleman’s bagel store.

So we could have tasty bagels for our dinner tonight. That is good. 

I always get bagel bits. Ha. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand and Twenty Three

I was up late last night.

Because Niamh and cousin Orlaith and Miss Taryn made a giant full of chocolate cake. 

With oranges too. I helped them. Ha. Good for me. 

They are very messy cookers. Oh well. 

So I had my own sleep in today. Ha.

But I was all fast asleep and could not help to eat our toasts. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Craig and Zita did not help make the beautiful cake. They were just fast asleep. Too bad for them.

Maybe they can not have any.  Ha. 

I cannot have any because it is just full of not for dogs chocolate. Too bad for me. 

The awful noisy take all the snow away machines came to my streets last night. 

I do not like them. They are way too noisy. 

I bark and bark at them. So they will go away. But they do not hear me. 

Because they are too noisy. That is not right. 

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. It is still a too cold outside day. Oh well.

Miss Devon came to my house today. To make it spic and span. So I had a big nap. In the big bedroom. 

Because of the noisy make the floors clean machine. 

Then I minded Craig. He was reading his book. 

I am a very good book reading minder. Because I am always very quiet. Craig told me so. It is true.

This afternoon Craig read one of my friend Emmet’s new very big stories.

It was all about his friends the way old Gods. Craig did not have to make it beautiful.

Because it was perfect. Craig told me. Ha. That is good. 

Our cousin Orlaith went to help at the Centre Building again. After our lunchtime. 

But she does not get any buy lots of tasty treats money. They just say thank you very much. Oh dear. 

Day Two Thousand and Twenty Two

Zita and I went for our nice walk walk this morning.

Before everyone was all awake. It is still a too cold day outside.

There was a silly car was laying on its roof. Right in my other pond. Where my friends the ducks live. 

They were not there. They are on their vacation. Where is is no too much snow. 

Maybe the car did not have its do not get stuck in the snow tires on. That is silly. Oh well.

There were lots of policemen’s cars there too. Oh dear. 

Craig was fast awake when we got home. Maybe he got away from the nasty cold. Maybe.

When Zita went to the rascal ladies office Craig and I had brand new croissants. 

But we did not have any jam today. Oh well.

Then Niamh went to her nice university. Today is her big test day. Oh dear. Oh dear.

We did not watch anything interesting on the television last night. 

Because it was Craig’s squeaky clean bath night. 

Then he just watched the football game on the little television in the bedroom. 

Craig did not read anything for our nice Queen today. 

Because the nasty cold made him way too tired. Oh dear that is not right. 

He should have a big nap on the big comfy bed.

Maybe we will have a nice nap together. It is nice to have cosy naps with your family. 

I took cousin Orlaith on a nice long walk today. After our lunchtime. 

It is a full of bright sunshine day outside. But the sunshine hurts cousin Orlaith’s eyes.

Because she is from way far away Ireland. They only have rain there. Not sunshine. Oh dear. 

Then she went to the Centre Building to help my friend Niamh with all the little children. 

Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. In the too cold very dark outside night.

Nothing caught us. I was very brave. Ha. Good for me.

Maybe we will watch the detectives tonight. Maybe we will have chips. 

Day Two Thousand and Twenty One

Today is sleep in Sunday.

 But Zita and I only had a little sleep in.

Because we had to go for our nice walk to see all the nice farmers. 

Way up on the busy street. In the more too much snow.

Because there was more snow all night. So everything was a covered snow. Again.

I got a very tasty treat from the nice farmer. He sells you the tasty meat for your dinnertime.

When we got home Craig was awake. He got out of the comfy bed. Ha. That is good.

He is not so sick today. That is good. But he was all awake all last night. Oh dear. 

Zita had to get him a very hot water bottle. In the middle of the night. 

Because of his too sore shoulder. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

I could not have toasts with him yesterday. Or peanut butter sandwich for lunchtime.

Because he did not get out of bed. Even for our toasts . 

Because he was too sick. Too bad for me.

Craig should not be all fast asleep all day. That is not right. I did not like that so much. It is known. 

I had to look out my watching window all by myself. That is not right.

Craig is my watching helper. It is easier to be a good watcher when your friend is your helper. 

So minded cousin Orlaith yesterday instead.

Today we had an altogether lunch. With my friend Emmet looking at us on Zita’s fast computer. 

We did not talk to him so much today.

Because he is very busy learning to be a way way old person from way far away Wales.

Zita and Orlaith are still making the basement as tidy as can be. They found treasures. 

A lots of balls that go everywhere table. Ha. That is good. 

Then Zita put boxes and boxes into the black car. 

To give to nice people who do not have enough too much stuff. 

I had a nice nap so I could guard Craig.

Because the nasty cold made him too tired. 

Niamh is very busy studying for a big exam tomorrow. Oh dear. 

The very last football game is on the television tonight. Ha. That is good. 

Last night cousin Orlaith went down our slide into the empty pond hill. 

On a toboggan. Late late at night. Then she was all soggy. Ha. That is silly. 

After our tasty dinner I took cousin Orlaith on a little walk. In the very dark outside. 

We did not get lost. And we did not see even one fierce wolf. That is good. 

Day two Thousand and Twenty

We only have a little stories today.

Because Craig is way too hot inside.

So he has to stay in bed.

And cannot write a long story today.

But it is only Craig who is sick.

Not me. That is good.

Zita stayed home to be his nurse.

Day Two Thousand and Nineteen

It is a very cold day outside today. Zita and I went for a little walk anyway. 

We did not freeze all up. That is good.

When Zita went to the rascal ladies office I stayed on the big bed to guard Craig. 

Because I think the cold caught him last night. 

He was all awake lots of times. I know because I had to move all the time to get all comfy again. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

But we did not have a big sleep in. 

Because we had to have our good morning toasts. And some too much coffees. 

Colds are afraid of peanut butter toasts. It is known. 

Then cousin Orlaith had her Irish tea and went to the nice university. In the way too cold.

So she could go the make you sore and tired room and then have a tasty lunch. 

They have lots of restaurants at the nice university. So you can get your own tasty donuts. All the time. Ha. That is good. 

When Niamh was all awake she went to her nice university too. To go to her very interesting class. 

Craig did not read for our nice Queen very much today. 

Because the cold caught him. So he just read his other book. 

Now he is a lawyer working for a different nice Queen. In way far away England. A long long time ago. 

When everybody had beautiful horses. And castles with scary ghosts too. Ha. 

Tonight Niamh is at the Centre Building until late. Guarding all the little children. 

She will not have her dinner with us. Oh well. Too bad for her. 

All my green keep your feet dry shoes have holes in them. Oh dear. 

Now they do not keep my feet as dry as can be. That is not all right. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

This afternoon I took Orlaith for a nice walk in the way too cold. We did not go so far. 

It is not so nice to go for long walks in the too cold. 

Even when you have a hide all your head furry coat on. It is known. 

I have my own all the way from way far away Dublin coat. It is not so warm. 

Because it is from not very cold at all Ireland. Oh well. I am still very furry all by myself. Ha. 

We got home before the dark came. 

So we did not just freeze up like the refrigerator ice cubes. Ha. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand and Eighteen

Everybody had a sleep in today. Me too.

Craig had a long sleep in. Ha.

When he was still all fast asleep Zita and I went for a long walk this morning. 

It is not so cold outside today. That is good. 

But I had to wear my green shoes. Because of the nasty salt everywhere. Oh well.

Today is Zita’s do not go to work day. Not yesterday. 

Because she was very busy yesterday with the giant rascal ladies party. 

She did not get home until late last night late. Then she took her beautiful shoes off. Ha.

Today Zita and Orlaith and I cleaned up the messy basement even more. Ha. Good for us.

My friend Niamh was very busy studying her stories. For her all about the Rascals class. Ha. Good for her.

And Craig was reading new stories for our nice Queen. All afternoon. 

We were very busy today. I did not even have one nice nap. I was too busy. Ha. Good for us.

Our cheese party friends talked to Zita this morning. On the telephone. To say hello. That is nice.

Craig did not watch any detectives last night. Because Zita was at the Rascal ladies party.

He read his book instead. And ate popcorn. Ha. 

So I guarded Niamh and all her friends. In the basement. They had popcorn too. Ha. 

I saw a giant Emmet on the old big television. That is silly. He is not so big. Oh well. 

This afternoon we found another lost box in the basement. 

It was all full of way way old from way far away Germany cameras. 

Older than even Craig. And he is old. Ha. 

He did not even remember where they were. Now he knows. Good for us. 

Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. Cousin Orlaith came too. Ha. 

It was an altogether walk. In our all full of snow afternoon. 

I only had to wear some of my shoes. I do not why. Nobody told me. Oh well.