Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Eighty Four

I got a sing happy birthday day card. Last night. On the little flat computer. 

It was from my friends Mister Elliott and Miss Gracie. They are nice dogs. Just like me. Ha.

They are from very far away. Where they have way way big mountains. And a giant ocean too. Ha.

It is not Niamh and Orlaith's giant ocean. It is another one. 

It is nice to have far away friends. It is known. Good for us.

We saw the giant moon last night. On top of all the trees. In our nice park. 

It is not so big as me. Ha. 

We did not have a sleep in day today. Not even Craig. 

Because Zita had to go see her nice doctor. 

Because of her just sometimes a little sore side. Oh dear. 

Craig and I had a tasty toasty croissant. And we looked out the watching window. Until Zita came home. 

Then we had more too much coffees. 

I got a giant cheese treat this morning.

Because I did not bark at all the awful squirrels in my garden. Not even once. Ha. Good for me.

I hate squirrels. 

And my friend Emmet was even all up and awake too.

Because he had to make his first thing in the morning Irish tea. Before he went to his universities. 

Then Zita took him to his nice university. Before she went to the way too small office. 

To have important meetings with all the rascal ladies. 

A nice man came to my house. At our lunchtime. 

To make the comfy chairs in the living room all squeaky clean. He had way noisy machines. With very big hoses. 

Craig hid in the den. I had a nice long nap on the big comfy bed. Ha. Good for me. 

Then Craig took Emmet to his other university and I guarded the house all by myself. 

It was a very busy day for me. 

Maybe I will go to bed early tonight. Maybe.

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Eighty Three

Zita and I got up very early this morning. 

Because it is our get up early day. 

Craig did not get up early. Too bad for him.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is a very all full of blue sky day. That is good. It was nearly a warm day. 

Then Zita drove Emmet to his other university. 

I stayed with Craig to mind him. He was a bit too sore today. Too sore to get up very early. Oh dear. 

I always mind Craig until he is all out of bed. It is my job. It is good to have a nice job. It is known.

I just had a nice nap on the big bed. To keep his feet toasty warm. 

Until he was all wide awake. Ha. Good for me.

When he was all awake we had our toasts and too much coffees. And Zita too. 

Then I helped Zita move the cars. 

Because Craig had to get my friend Emmet from his other university and take him to his nice university. 

And then come home for our tasty lunch. 

I helped to move the black go fast car two times. Ha. Good for me. 

We had a very fat peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. Good for us.

Today is my real sing happy birthday day. Ha. Good for me. 

I got special carrot treats for just because it is my sing happy birthday day. 

And I had one of my special from way far away Ireland treats too. Ha. 

I had a very good day. Good for me. 

Zita is way busy again. With all the rascal ladies. 

Because she is not in way far away Ireland now. 

She is here. In our own house. With me. Ha. That is good.

We went for a nice walk. Early. We went with my friend Jamie and professor Jill too. 

Because it is my sing happy birthday day. Ha. 

We had to have an early walk because Craig and Zita have to find a brand new make the clothes clean machine. 

Before our tasty dinner. Ha. I will guard the house. And Emmet too. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Eighty Two

We did not have a little sleep in today. We were too busy. 

And it was even the sleep in Sunday. Craig had a not so long sleep in. 

I had to get him all wide awake. After Zita and I had our nice walk. 

If I do not get him all wide awake who will make the too much coffees. Or throw my catching ball. Ha. Good for me. 

We had extra toasts today. Because Zita and I did not have a nice sleep in. 

Only Craig and Emmet had sleep ins today. 

We saw my friend Niamh on the flat computer. This morning. 

She had a sick tummy last night. Oh dear. I could not be a big help.

Because she is far away. In her too far away university. Oh dear.

Niamh has to finish her long story today too.

Zita and I helped make Emmet's new long story beautiful. It is an even new long story. 

Because Emmet has lots and lots of stories to write. 

Maybe because he has two universities. Maybe. 

We made the special own made full of peaches pie for our all together breakfast today. 

It has Scotsmen's oatmeal on top. Just for Craig. Oh well. 

Craig watched the little fast cars on the television after lunchtime. 

But it was all full of rain and the little cars just all crashed. All the time. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Zita and doctor Susan went shopping. In the very big red nearly a truck. I did not go. 

I had to stay here and guard Craig and Emmet. It is my job.

We have to get new don't get stuck in the snow tires. For the black go fast car. 

Because it has very big tires. 

The silver little car only has little tires. Oh well. 

The make the clothes all clean machine is just all broken. It is old. 

We will have to get a brand new machine. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will just have dirty clothes. Maybe. Oh dear. 

Zita and went for a nice walk. Our before dinnertime nice walk. 

Zita still has clean clothes. I do not need all clean clothes. 

Because dogs do not need so many clothes. 

Just my keep me toasty warm Scotsman's coat. Ha. Good for me. 

Tomorrow is my real sing happy birthday day. It is my second birthday day.

Because Craig made a mistake. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Maybe I will get another sing happy birthday day present. Maybe. Ha. Maybe not. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Eighty One

We had a little sleep in this morning. Because it is only Saturday. Not sleep in Sunday. 

When we were all fast awake Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast. 

On the busy street. That is good. Then we went for our nice long walk. After Craig went into the restaurant. 

I got a cheese treat for my breakfast today. Good for me.

It is not so warm this morning. Just nice for long walks weather. 

When Craig came home he looked at Emmet's long story to make it all beautiful. 

And Zita looked a Niamh's story too. 

I had a nice quiet day. So I had long nap.

Then Mister Bill came over to tell us about his trip. To the new big city. 

To see all the rascals. And take lots of beautiful pictures. Ha. That was interesting. It is a very noisy city. Oh dear. 

I do not like too much noise. Maybe I will not go to noisy cities. Maybe. 

I will just stay here in my quiet house. With my own family. And my own comfy bed. Good for me.

This afternoon a little dog tried to bite Ollie today. Right in front of my house. That is not very nice. 

Ollie is bigger than I am. He did not eat the little dog all up. He just gave a very fierce growl. 

And chased it a little bit. Then the little dog ran all away. That is a silly dog. Oh well.

We had tasty chicken last night. When Miss Andrea came to our house for a nice dinner. 

Zita always gives me little tasty chicken pieces. When we have chicken. Ha. Good for me. 

We watched a very good program all about very smart lady detectives. Last night. On the television.

They used to find secrets for the soldiers a secret army. When they had an old war. 

In way far away England. Ha. Good for them. 

And last night Craig's hockey team even won again. Ha. 

Zita and I went for a nice before dinnertime walk. Before it is all dark outside. 

That is when the giant raccoons come out and hide in the bushes. 

And try to just jump out catch you. But only when it is all dark. Ha. 

They did not even see us tonight. Good for us.

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Eighty

We had a very little sleep in today.

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk. Before breakfast. Ha. That is right.

Then Craig made the tasty toasts. From the special tasty toasts bread. And some too much coffees. 

Not the pretend coffee today. Ha. That is right. 

And my friend Emmet was even all wide awake too. 

Because he had to go to his nice university early. I do not know why. 

He had his special get all dressed up jacket on. I do not know why.

Everybody got presents from way far away Ireland. Me too. I got tasty from Ireland treats for nice dogs. Ha.

Emmet got lots of special chocolate from his grandmother. Ha.

And Craig and Emmet got even more books. 

Emmet's books were from cousin Ciara's way old university. They were all about way way old Ireland. Ha.

Craig drove Emmet to his nice university because he has lots of work to do today.

Then Craig went for a tasty lunch with Mister Gabriel. He is Uncle Bill's son. They like to have nice lunches. 

Mister Gabriel's wife is a professor at Emmet's other university. She knows all about very very old fish. 

All about why they swim. I do not know why. Oh well. 

She is famous. 

Today is the sad remember all the old soldiers day. 

The very loud little go very fast aeroplanes flew right over my house. I could see them. 

They always come to visit us on the sad day. Just like all the Scotsmen with their very loud bagpipes. 

They do not come to my house. They just station the television. That is good. Ha. 

Our friend Miss Andrea came for dinner tonight. 

So she could have a nice big tasty dinner. Not just cheesie pasta.

She goes to Emmet's nice university too. She does not know anything about the way old Gods. 

She just knows all about the inside of people's heads. Oh well. 

When Zita was at Niamh's far away university she took all the nice ladies out to a tasty all the way from Greece restaurant. 

And they nearly even ate the plates Zita said. 

When you go far away to university you are always hungry. It is known. 

That is why they have nice Mister Hortons stores at universities. 

So you can get tasty donuts and not just starve all away to nothing. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Nine

We got up early today. I do not know why. 

We had a Mister Kettleman's giant cinnamon bun for breakfast. Ha. 

And Craig had some too much coffee.

Then he took my friend Emmet to his other university. He is going to stay there all day.

Because he has lots of long stories to write. And has to find some fat books in the library. 

The other university library does not have way comfy chairs. Or a nice Mister Horton's. Full of hot chocolate. Oh well. Too bad for it. 

But it has lots of interesting fat books for Emmet. Emmet likes fat books. 

When Craig came home from the other university he had more too much coffee. 

And then we had extra toasts. Ha. Good for me. 

We watched the hockey game last night. Craig's team even won. Ha. 

A secret present came today. Ha. That is good. I do not know whose present it is. 

Because it is a secret present. Maybe it is for me. Maybe.

We only had a little lunch today.

Because of Mister Kettleman's giant cinnamon bun for breakfast. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

It is a very windy day. All the falling down leaves are in the air. Going round and round. 

They must be all lost. Oh well too bad for them. 

After our lunch Craig went away in the silver little car. 

When he came back my friend Zita was there too. Like a secret present. Ha. Good for me.

I was very happy. Ha. Good for us. 

She is not in way far away anymore. She is here. In our own house. So I can guard her again. That is right. Ha. Good for me. 

We will have an all together diner tonight. I will have a nice nap behind Zita's chair. That is right. Ha. 

Except my friend Niamh will not be here. She is still in her far away university. Oh dear. 

I cannot guard her even a little bit when she is not here. With me, 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Eight

We did not watch the far away rascals so much last night. Oh well.

Craig had to have his squeaky clean bath. 

Because of our nice Queen. Now he is not smelly at all. Ha. Good for him. 

This morning Craig told Emmet he is glad we live here. Me too. 

If we did not live here how could I find my house. 

I only know where my house is. It is right beside our beautiful pond. 

The pond is all empty because winter is coming. It is known. 

And my friends the ducks have gone on their very long vacation. Where there is not ever any snow. 

Niamh watched the rascals on television too. Until she was too sad. Emmet too. Oh dear. That is not right. 

The far away rascals surprised everybody. I do not why. Craig told me. Oh dear. 

I do not like surprises so much. Except for secret presents. 

Today Zita is going to visit Niamh on an aeroplane. Right in her far away university. 

Maybe they will have a tasty dinner. And wash all her dirty clothes. Maybe. 

Emmet was very busy writing letters to all his nice professors. All about his next university. That is good. 

Lily and I did not go for our walk yesterday. Oh well. 

Because she had to go to her throw the basketball game. At the dance a lot school. 

Where my friend Niamh used to go. Before she went all away to her far away university. 

We had to have three toasts today. And two cups of real too much coffees. 

Because of the rascals in the other country. I do not know why. 

None of the toasts were too toasty today. That is good. 

The very loud danger danger machine did not make any noise today. That is good. 

My friend Zita called Craig on the telephone after his important meeting. 

She is going out for a tasty dinner with Niamh and all her friends at the far away university. Ha. That is good.

Craig drove Emmet to his stay until late all about old beer class. At his nice university. 

When Craig came home my friend Lily and I went for a nice walk. 

I have to walk with Lily when it is very dark outside. It is my job.

Because I have to guard her from the giant raccoons. Ha. Good for me.

Last night a racoon made holes in our garbage. We had to pick it all up. 

Before Craig and Emmet came back from the nice university they went to nice Mister Kettleman's bagel store. Ha. 

They got tasty all filled up bagels for our dinner. That is good. 

Except Craig he only got giant cinnamon buns. Too bad for him.

Craig is just going to watch the hockey game tonight. Not the news. He said it makes his head hurt. Oh dear. 

He should just go fast asleep. In the big comfy bed. And not watch the television. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Seven

I was very busy today. Guarding the house. Two times. 

Because today is Emmet's day to go to both his universities. 

Craig and I had the special toasty bread toasts for our breakfast. 

We had four pieces. But one was way too toasty. Oh well. 

When Craig and Emmet were all gone away I watched everything from my watching window. Nearly all morning.

The present man brought a present to my house today. I did not bark so much. Ha. Good for me. 

Maybe it is a secret present. Maybe. 

It is nearly get secret presents time. Ha. Good for us.

Today is the time to vote for the rascals day. Not here. It is in the other country. Where some of Craig's friends live. 

Their rascals are not so nice to each other. Oh dear. That is not right. 

You cannot be friends if you are not nice to the other rascals. Oh dear. 

Then you will not have any friends. Oh dear. 

Oh well. Too bad for them.

Craig and Emmet will watch all the rascals on the television tonight. 

But only if the rascals are polite. Ha. Too bad for them.

Mister Bill went there to take pictures of the very important rascals. 

He is going to the big after somebody wins party. Ha. That is good.

Mister Bill makes very good pictures. It is known.

Craig talked to my friends Zita and Niamh today. Ha. That is good. I heard them. On the telephone. Ha.

Tomorrow Zita is going to fly all across the giant ocean. From way far away to just far away. 

So she can visit my friend Niamh. 

In her very little room. In her far away university. In Halifax. Beside the giant ocean. Ha. 

Then Zita is going to come home to our house. In another aeroplane. Ha. That is good. 

And then she can sleep in her own comfy bed. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig is going to a meeting tomorrow. For our nice Queen. 

He has to have a squeaky clean bath. Tonight. So he will not be all too smelly. For our nice Queen. 

You can not be smelly for the Queen. Or they just chop off you head. Oh dear.  

Maybe he will have a very long bath. Just in case. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Six

We went to bed early last night. 

Because today is the get up very early day.

Craig and I only had one toast before he drove Emmet to his other university. 

He did not even have his too much coffee. Too bad for him.

My friend Zita called him on the telephone when he was at the other university. In the silver little car.

She is still in way far away Ireland. She was even father away today.

Because she was in Auntie Eileen's car. They were being chased by sheeps. 

They were not even in the city. They were on the full of sheeps roads. Oh dear. 

They hid in a tasty food restaurant. Until all the sheeps went home. Maybe for their lunchtime. Maybe.

 

And they even had tasty desserts. Ha.

 

It was a no sheeps allowed restaurant. That is good. 

Auntie Eileen needs fast sheeps chasing away dogs like Shadow or Miss Maggie. 

They could just sit in the back seat. Ghost dogs. Ha. That would scare away silly sheeps. It is known.

Emmet's professors are writing nice letters for him. For his next university. 

To say he is a very nice boy and always writes his long stories. And they are way way interesting. Ha. That is good. 

Even Professor Jill. Ha.  

He went to her house. And left the important papers in her mailbox. Just for her. That is good. 

When Craig came home we had two more toasts and Craig had some pretend coffee. 

Then we played catch the ball. Then I had to look in all the rooms again. Just in case. 

But Zita and Niamh were still not home. Not even in the basement. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Craig had the too hot inside sandwiches today for his tasty lunch. They are too hot for dogs sandwiches. 

Because they come from way far away Italy. But I got carrot treats. They are not hot inside. 

Soon it will be the remember all the soldiers day. It is a very sad day. And they play bagpipes.

Because wars are sad. Bagpipes make too sad music. It is known.

We have Craig's father's book. From his giant aeroplane. It smells sad. Oh dear. 

Craig and Emmet talked all about Emmet's great great Uncle Austen. At dinner time. 

He rode his very big horse. In the war nobody wanted. 

He had a sword. But he was not a fierce knight. He did not have a castle. He had a giant farm instead.

That is where he lived. When the war was all over. Then he grew lots and lots and lots of wheat. 

So lots of people could have tasty bread for their toasts. Ha. Good for him. 

He had lots of dogs on his farm. Craig did not know their names. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Five

Craig and I had a little sleep in this morning.

Because we have more time today. I do not know why. 

Maybe we stole the new time from somewhere. Maybe. Oh well.

It is a very sunny day. Because it is Sunday. Ha.

Craig went out this morning. He went to the too much money tasty food store. 

For tasty treats for our altogether lunch. Ha.

He got fat croissants and even chocolate croissants for Emmet. 

Chocolate croissants are Emmet's favourite breakfast. And Irish tea. 

And he got the special fat French bread made just for our toasts. Ha. Good for us. 

It was not the skinny French bread. That is for tasty cheeses bread. 

It was only Craig and Emmet for our lunchtime.

Because all the ladies are far away. Except me. Oh dear. 

At lunchtime we talked to my friend Niamh. On the flat computer. 

We could even see her. Ha. Good for us.

She has to make her little room all spic and span. 

Because all her visitors made it all very messy. Oh dear.

Zita and everybody in way far away went out to a tasty treat night. At a nearly a restaurant. 

Because they had to watch the run around with the ball and crash into everybody game on the television. 

And drink the only in Ireland beer. Ha. 

Even our cousin Orlaith was there. And cousin Emma. 

Miss Orlaith used to live in our basement. And we would go for nice walks. She is a good walker. 

And Auntie Eileen and cousin Robert were there. And even our cousin Craig. 

Just like my friend Craig. But he lives in way far away instead. And he is not way old. Ha. That is funny.

We watched the hockey game last night. Craig's team lost. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Emmet is way busy. He has to write a lot of pages to his next university. 

To tell them about all his interesting stories. Ha. That is good. 

Miss Lily and Lee and Cara and I went for a nice all ladies walk in the full of sunshine afternoon. 

We went all over. Even down to the all empty canal. 

There was a dog in the all empty pond. That is not right. I barked at it. That is a silly dog. 

It is not for dogs pond. It is just for my friends the ducks. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Four

We got up early this morning. I do not know why. 

Maybe it is a just because day. Maybe.

I had a very quiet day. That is good. 

But I am not so busy.

Because Zita is still in way far away. 

And Niamh is still at her far away university. Right beside the giant ocean. 

Even when I go into all the rooms they are not here. 

Because sometimes I forget that they are not here. In my own house. Too bad for me. 

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. It is not the same. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Craig had to go to his old friends breakfast. All by himself. I could not take him today.

Because Zita is still in way far away. She is not in Dublin. 

She is at Auntie Eileen's house. In the little town where they just always sell the bridge. 

That is a silly place. 

So I stayed here to guard my friend Emmet. All by myself. Ha. 

Emmet is way busy. Reading all the very old interesting books for all his universities. 

Emmet reads his stories until very late at night. When I am all fast asleep. 

Now he has interesting long stories to write. Oh dear. He is very busy.

Tonight Craig and Emmet are going to Emmet's favourite too many chips restaurant. 

That is the restaurant where they have giant hamburgers. Ha. 

Because if you read for way too long your head gets all too full up. And then it hurts. Ha. 

That is why you have to have tasty restaurant breaks. It is known.

I will guard the house. Until they get come home. All full up. Ha. 

When Craig came home from his old friends breakfast he had lots of new programs for the television. 

Mister Tom's programs. Ha. 

Zita will be very happy. 

She loves Mister Tom's programs. We do not watch them when she is in way far away.

We watch only the hockey games. Oh well. They are not so interesting. 

Zita had to get up way early this morning. In way far away Ireland. 

Because she had to go to cousin Lucy's run around with a ball and crash into other people game. Oh dear.

My friend Lee came to my house. I took her for a very nice just before dinnertime walk. 

We did not get lost at all. Ha. Good for us.

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Three

We did not get up very early this morning. Ha.

We did not have toasts today. We had holy muffins. 

From way far away England. They are just all full of holes. Ha.

Craig got them at the too much money food store. 

Craig drove Emmet to his remember everything exam. He did not even finish his too much coffee. 

I guarded the house. And I got carrot treats. Ha. Good for me. 

Doctor Susan came to our house last night. To see if we had just all starved to death. Ha. 

We were even making our tasty dinner when she was here. Good for us.

It is a very beautiful day outside. There was no too much windy rain today. 

Just all sunshine. It is not so warm today.

Emmet had his beautiful cosy leather jacket on. When he went to his remember everything exam. Ha.

I had a nice nap outside on my big flat stones. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I had a spicy from Italy sandwich for our lunch. With cheese. All toasted in the oven. Ha. 

I got crunchy cheesie bits. Good for me.

Craig watched the hockey game on the television last night. I did not. 

Hockey is not so interesting for me. I had a nice nap. Craig's team won. Ha. That is nice. 

Emmet has his until dinnertime all about old Russians class today. 

It is his favourite class. Because everybody is very smart. And everybody talks all the time. That is good. 

Craig got my friend Emmet after his interesting class. 

Then they went to Mister Kettleman's bagel store. 

Mister Kettleman made them special all filled up bagels.

It took a long time to get the tasty bagels.

Because it is very busy outside tonight. Even Mister Kettleman's was all full up with people. 

Because their is a football game. Up on the busy street. There are too many cars. All lost. Oh dear.

And the take your car all away trucks are here too. Oh dear.

Craig will watch the football game on the television. 

I will just watch the too many people. From my watching window. Ha. It is my job. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Two

I had a very busy day today.

Today was Emmet's two times at his other university day. 

For all his all about very old way far away Ireland classes.

After we had a toasty croissant I had to guard the house all by myself. Two times. 

I got treats. After lunchtime too. I had a nice nap too.

Last night Emmet put my comfy bed in the make everything clean machine. In the basement. 

Because I got it a bit all dirty. Oh dear. Too bad for me. You cannot have comfy naps on a dirty bed. 

Then it was all clean again. Before our bedtime. That is good. 

Zita is still in way far away. She is all back at Auntie Eileen's house. With all the lady cousins. 

Except for Orlaith and Miss Sarah. They do not live there. 

Auntie Eileen's little dog almost ate my friend Zita purse. All up. Oh dear. That is not right. 

She would not do it if I was there. It is known. Oh dear.

People should not go to far away without their fierce dog. To guard everything. It is known. 

Last night Craig was making my friend Niamh's brand new story all beautiful. For her far away university. 

And even today.

Emmet helped too. Because he is Niamh's very good big brother. Ha. Good for them. 

Miss Lily came over for a little visit. I took her for a nice walk. Not so long tonight. 

Because of her dinnertime. 

Emmet has a remember everything exam tomorrow. All about way old Ireland. Oh dear. 

He made lots of Irish tea. So he can remember everything. That is good. 

Craig is going to watch the hockey game tonight. 

I am going to have a cosy nap on my comfy bed. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy One

We did not get up way too early today. That is good.

I had a very quiet day today. That is good. 

We were up late last night. 

Craig could not talk so loud. So he just watched the little television. In the bedroom. 

Because of his too sore throat. Too bad for him. 

The make the house spic and span came this morning. Ha. That is good. 

They even made the bed all brand new. Good for us.

At lunchtime Craig drove Emmet to his nice university. 

I stayed here with the ladies to guard the house. It is my job. 

Craig talked to Zita today on his own telephone. When we were outside. 

We could not play catch the ball when Craig was talking to Zita. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Zita is going to have a sleepover at her parent's house tonight. 

Not at Auntie Eileen's house. With all the cousins. 

Tonight is Emmet's stay until late night at his university. For his interesting class all about too much beer. Ha. 

He made his own tasty dinner.  It was pasta. All covered in tasty cheese. It is Emmet's favourite. Ha.

And he will go to Mister Horton's donuts store for a tasty donut. It is right inside the nice university. Ha. That is good. 

You need tasty food when you have a very long class.

Because you do not want to fall all fast asleep. In the class. Oh dear. 

Miss Lily and I went for a nice long walk last night. After my dinnertime. Ha. 

We are good walkers. We did not get lost. Good for us.

When I got home Craig and I watched the hockey game last night. For just a little while. Craig's team won. Ha. 

After Craig took Emmet to his university Miss Lily and I went for a very very long walk. 

At night time again. All by ourselves. Ha. Good for us. 

Miss Lily has to practice her throw the ball in a basket game. 

That is why we go for our nice walks in the scary dark. 

I was not scared. Ha. Good. For me. I got carrot treats. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy

We did not have our toasts until late today. 

It was not even toasts. We had a giant croissant instead.

When Craig came home from the nice university.

Because Emmet had to go to his nice university very early today.

Because he had an important meeting. With his nice professor. Before his not so interesting class.

That is why we had very late toasts and Craig's too much coffee. 

Mister Bill came to look at all the boxes in the basement. 

To find some programs to watch at his other on the very big lake house.

He even gave us money. To help nice dogs who do not have a cosy house to guard. 

Until some friendly people can find them. And take them home to their house. Ha. That is good. 

Because everybody should have a cosy house to share with your family. It is known.

Mister Roger really liked dogs. That is good. 

Today Zita is at cousin Ciara's way way old university. In way far away. For a visit. 

She is still not home with me to guard her. 

She only has Auntie Eillen's very little dog to guard her. Oh dear. 

There were no ghosts at cousin Ciara's university today. They were too tired to leave the very old castle. 

Because last night was the scary night. Ha. Too bad for them.

Nobody scary came to my house last night.

Because we turned all the lights off. And just stayed in the den. Until late. Ha. 

Emmet has to go to his other university this afternoon. It is our way busy day. 

Craig is still Mister nearly a Viking. 

We are going to have tasty bread and special cheese for our dinner today. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe I will get a cheese treat. Maybe.

Miss Lily and I went for a nice after dinner walk. It was dark outside. 

But Miss Lily was not scared at all. 

Because I was right there. Walking right in front of her. Ha. Good for me.

Tonight Zita and Craig sent Niamh some money. To buy some ice cream. 

She has to write a brand new story for her far away university. 

She does not drink Irish tea so she can write her interesting stories. Like Emmet.

She has to eat just ice cream. Ha. That is silly.