Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Seven

I had a very busy night.

We had visitors. After our delicious dinner.

Our Uncle Bill's son Mister Gabriel and Professor Em and their little girl came for a nice visit. Ha. That was nice.

Everybody had tea. Except Craig. 

When they went back to their house Niamh had to go out with all her friends. 

And even Emmet had to go out with all the nice people from the Irish government people. 

To an Irish restaurant. Ha. To drink more tea. 

I stayed here so I could guard Craig and Zita. And the house.

Then there was too much noise. Right on my own street. 

A very big and noisy machine was writing words right on my street. 

To tell everybody not go go too fast. Or they will go to jail. Their car too. Ahh. Too bad for them.

I barked at the machine. It did not go away. 

Machines cannot understand fierce dogs. They do not even care. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Then we went to fast asleep. But not Emmet and Niamh. They did not go to bed until too late. Too bad for them. 

This morning Zita and I went for our nice walk. It was only a bit too hot in the morning. Ha.

Then we had toasts. Craig and Zita and me. Together. That is right. 

Then Craig and Zita and Emmet had to go out. In the black go fast car. 

Because their own phones were way way too old. And Emmet's did not even work so well anymore. 

You cannot go to a far away news university if your phones is not so good. Zita said so. Ha.

So they had to get brand new telephones. 

Then emmet had to go to his old university. To say hello to all his nice professors. And say thank you. Ha.

Zita went to doctor Susan's house to help her put brand new paint on the walls. 

And not any on the floor. Ha. 

There is another football game up on our busy street tonight. 

There will be too many lost cars all over again. And the police will take them all away agin. Oh dear. 

Maybe Craig's team will win tonight. Maybe. 

Niamh and Cara and Lee and Miss Lily went out to a just noodles restaurant. Way downtown. Zita drove her. 

Because of the way too hot. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Six

I had a nice quiet day today. 

There was not bright sunshine today. Just a sky full of clouds.

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. When everybody was fast asleep.

Then Zita drove Niamh to her job. At our centre building.

The nasty bugs bit Niamh all over yesterday. At the very wet park. And there were giant frogs too. Oh dear. 

I do not like frogs so much. They are too hoppy. Oh dear. 

Sometimes there are frogs on my own patio. You can not play with frogs. They are too squishy. Oh dear.

Craig got all awake when we got home.  He made the too much coffee for everybody. 

And Zita made our very fat toasts.

So we had our toasts altogether. In the living room. In front of my watching window. 

Then we played catch the ball. Because it is not a way too hot outside day. That is good.

Zita did not have to go downtown to the rascal ladies office today. Ha. That is good. 

When Emmet was all wide awake he and Zita went to the very very big way too much store.

To buy more things for his very little apartment. 

You cannot buy too much.

Because then there would be no room for my friend Emmet and all his very fat books. Ha. 

Emmet has another meeting tonight. At our dinnertime. All about the very old pictures book. 

Craig and I had smelly cheese and sausages for our lunchtime. Ha. That is a good lunch. 

Then I had a nice nap. On the big comfy bed. Until Zita and Emmet came back to my house. 

I guarded everything when they were gone. 

Even Craig. Ha. Good for me. 

When they came home the black go fast car was filled up to the top. With lots and lots of everything. 

And chips. In a giant bag. As big as me. And lots of the tasty just for pasta cheese. Ha. That is good. 

We watched a new program last night. About detectives in long time ago way far away England. 

Everybody was not so very clean. Oh dear. 

We did not have any chips. Now we do. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Five

It was a get up early day today.

So Zita and I went for our nice walk before everybody was all wide awake. And before the too hot.

It is another way too hot day outside. Again. 

Then Zita went downtown to her new office with a door. 

So she drove Niamh to her work at the centre building too. So she would not be late. 

Craig had his coffees all by himself and me. Oh well.

We did not have toasts today. I do not know why. Too bad for me. 

Then Emmet was all awake too. 

Because he had another meeting with Professor Keogh. For breakfast. 

At nice Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. Ha. That is a tasty good breakfast. 

Professor Keogh's little children know my friend Niamh.

Because they go to the centre building all the time. Ha. That is silly. 

They are going back to way far away Ireland very soon. To another university. Not cousin Orlaith's university. Another very old one. 

All the universities in way far away are very very old. Some have ghosts. Ha. That is silly

Craig and I played catch the ball a lot. Before the too hot came. 

Then I had a nice nap. On my own comfy bed. 

We had peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. Not for breakfast. Ha. That is silly. 

Then Emmet came back. 

Emmet and Professor Keogh and the make beautiful pictures man saw the big room where everybody will see all their very old pictures and the nice stories. 

Even all of Emmet's stories too. 

Then they had pizzas for their lunch. That is good. Emmet likes pizza. But only pizzas with only cheese.

Now Emmet has to find two other pictures. Oh well. 

Niamh took all the little children to a field full of water. To look at the animals. Oh dear. 

They will have all soggy feet. Just like my friends the ducks. 

But they are not ducks. Oh dear. Too bad for them. 

Craig had to drive Emmet to his old university. To get a fat book. It had a special very old picture. 

Emmet found it all by himself. He is a good picture finder. 

When Zita came all the way home we only went for a little nice walk.

Because there is going to be big thunderstorms. The radio said so. Oh dear.

I do not like thunderstorms so I just go downstairs to keep my friend Emmet company. 

Then we are not scared together. 

Maybe we will watch a new detective program tonight. Maybe. 

Not a sad one. They are not so nice. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Four

It is another too hot for long walks day.

So Zita and I went very early. Before the too hot caught us.

We only went on the full of trees streets. Where the too hot cannot catch you. Ha. Good for us. 

Then she went to the new not so very small office.

Because she had a very early in the morning meeting. Oh well.

And my friend Niamh had to go to her work early too. 

She cannot have a holiday this week. Too bad for her. 

She has to take lots and lots of little children to the nice big lake.

Because it is a way too hot day.

Craig and I had our toasts all by ourselves. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Today is make the house as clean as can be day. So Miss Devon came. That is good.

Emmet was all awake early too. 

Because he had to go to an important meeting all about the very old pictures he found. 

For the far far away government in Dublin.

Then Emmet and Professor Niall went to nice Mister Kettleman's for a tasty lunch. Ha. 

I stayed on the big comfy bed. Far away from the noisy clean the house all up machines.

Craig just read some stories for our nice Queen. In the den.

We only played catch the ball a little bit today.

Because Craig and I get too hot. Oh well. Our house is not a bit too hot. That is good.

A very big box came for my friend Emmet today. 

With a toasts machine and a make hot water for Irish tea machine inside. 

They are for Emmet's very little apartment. 

At Mister Saint Francis's own university. In quite far away Antigonish. Oh dear. 

That is not so very near to me. Oh dear. 

We watched the churchman detective last night. 

Now he is still a churchman. And he is not very sad anymore. That is good. 

We did not have chips. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Three

I had a nice quiet day.

Zita and I had an nearly early in the morning walk. Before it was way too hot.

It was a way too hot day outside even at my breakfast time.

Niamh did not have a vacation day today.

Because one of her friends could not work today. At the centre building. So Niamh worked instead. Oh dear. 

Craig and Zita and I had our toasts together. That was good. 

We had the special very tasty toasts bread from the famous pigs restaurant. Now it is all gone. Oh well. 

Then Zita had to go to her new office. To fix things.

The silver little car had a no air tire again. Oh dear.

A man in a little truck came to make the tire all round again. That is good.

Then Craig and Emmet went to the buy everything for everybody, even tires store. 

To get our own make your tires round machine. And fix your tires stuff too. Ha. That is good.

I guarded the house. When Craig and my friend Emmet were not here.

The make the house cool machine was on. So I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed. Ha. That is good.

Then Emmet went to get chocolate. Just for himself. In the way too hot. 

He came home and did not just melt away. That is good. 

He had to look at lots and lots of very big numbers. For the government in way far away Dublin.

He is always very busy. Oh dear. 

After lunchtime Craig and I stayed outside in our side yard. In the too hot. Oh well. 

He had to read his brand new book. And drink his lemonade. And play catch the ball with me. 

Then Niamh and Miss Taran came home. On their own bicycles.

Because they have lots of work to do. For the centre building job. Work about real money. Ha.

Zita went to the tired and sore store before we went on our walk. In the too hot. 

We do not go very far when we have the way too hot outside. That is good.

We only watched a little bit of the television last night.

Because Craig had to have a spic and span bath. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Two

Everybody is all back at our house. The go fast black car too. Ha. That is good.

We all went to bed early. Except for Niamh. And Emmet.

Zita and I went for a very long walk this morning. 

Because is is a very beautiful day outside today. We did not have any sheep clouds at all. Just all blue everywhere skies. 

We went all the way to our little lake. It is not even far away. 

Just down the street. On our beautiful canal. That is a good lake.

Some ducks were there too. That is good. 

Then we came home. And Zita had her too much coffee with me. In our side yard. That is good. 

And then Craig was all wide up and he made even more too much coffee. And we played catch the ball.

It is good everybody is all home again. That is right. 

Then everybody was wide awake. Emmet and Niamh too. 

So we made the pretend toasts from France. Oh well. With the very fat bread from the famous pigs restaurant. 

The save us, save us machine went on again. I did not even bark once. Ha. Good for me.

I got cheesie treats on my tasty breakfast. At lunchtime. 

Craig always gives me lots of cheesie treats. More than everybody. Ha. That is good. 

Zita made the grass and neat and tidy again. With the dangerous watch out for your toes machine. 

I could not help. I watched out my watching window. 

Zita and Niamh went to see Craig's mother. To bring her a wash your hair hat. 

That is silly. You not not wash your hair when you have a hat on. Oh well. Too bad for her.

Emmet is very busy. Even on a sleep in Sunday. 

He is still finding more interesting things for the government in way far away Ireland. 

He made a list. For all the things he will need in his very small apartment. At his new university.

It has a secret bed. Inside the wall. Ha. That is funny. 

Zita and I went for just a little before dinnertime walk. Craig did not home with us.

Because it was too hot outside. I do not like the too hot so much. So we did not go so far today. 

We watched the churchman detective last night. He was not so sad this time. That is good. 

We did not have any chips last night. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty One

Craig and Zita came home. They did not get lost at all. They did not forget all about me. Ha. 

They came home even before dinnertime. That is good.

Then everybody had their Irish tea. 

And ate the very tasty croissants from the famous pigs restaurant. Ha. That is a silly restaurant. 

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk. Just us. Not Craig. 

She did not forget all about me. At all. That is good. 

I am not in charge anymore. Ha. That is good.

When they were in not so far away Kingston they went to a way way way old tasty food store. 

Full of tasty chocolate. From way far away Ireland too. Ha. That is a good store.

And Zita brought everybody presents too. 

Me too. I got a brand new collar. Just for me. Ha. That is good. It is very blue. Ha. I like presents. It is known. 

Emmet got the make cheese for cheese sandwiches machine. For his very small apartment. 

And my friend Niamh got special make her beautiful pictures paper.

I slept on Niamh's big bed last night. To guard her.

Because Craig and Zita were in not so far away Kingston. So I was in charge. Oh dear. 

They saw my friend the duck. In the water. Right beside the tasty food restaurant. In the nice hotel.

He is a very small duck. Oh well.

Emmet went for a very important meeting. With the government people from way far away Ireland.

Now he has even more work to do. Oh dear. And more downtown meetings to go to. Oh dear 

And Niamh's own telephone fell into my for of water bowl. 

Now it does not work so very well. Oh dear. 

But now it lives in Chinese rice. I do not know why. Maybe it is Chinese. Maybe. 

I am very happy the Craig and my friend Zita are all back at home. With me to guard them. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty

I had to guard everybody all by myself. Oh dear. Our beautiful house and Emmet and Niamh too. Oh dear. 

Because Craig and Zita are nearly far away. 

But Craig sent me pictures. So I will not worry so much.

      

There are eat outside restaurants in nearly far away Kingston. Lots of them.

So last night they ate their tasty dinner outside. With their friends too. Ha. 

And there are boats everywhere. And a very little castle. 

They can see it from their comfy hotel.

There are no ghosts in little castles. Ha. 

Because they are way too small for ghosts. Ha. Too bad for them.

And they found a very old picture machine. 

Because Craig is very old too.

Craig and my friend Zita had their own desserts before their dinner. That is silly.

Right beside the very old very big building. With clocks on top. Ha. 

They told me that they are going to the very tasty restaurant in their own beautiful hotel. Ha. 

My friends the ducks went there too. Ha. That is good.

And the noisy seagulls. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Nine

Craig and Zita went on a trip to nearly far away today. 

Before lunchtime. In the black go fast car.

Now I am in charge. Oh dear. 

After out toasts Zita and I went for our nice walk before they went all away.

The people are in my park again. Taking away all the nasty weeds. For my friends the ducks. That is good.

Craig will not be able to write my story today.

Because he will not be here. He will be driving the black go fast car. 

You can not write stories and drive the car. Or you will just crash. Oh dear. 

Emmet cannot write my stories.

Because he can only write all about way way old things. And I am not so very old. Oh dear.

And my friend Niamh does not write stories. She teaches toe dancing. I cannot toe dance anymore. 

Because now I only have three toes on my other foot. Oh dear.

Maybe I will not have a story today. Oh dear. What will everybody think. 

Maybe they will think I went in the black go fast car too. Maybe. 

And did not stay here to guard Emmet and Niamh. Oh dear. That is not right. 

I do not like this day so much. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Eight

I had a very quiet day.

Because everybody is still very busy. Everywhere. Ha.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. After Niamh went to her early in the morning.

We saw my friend Jamie and Professor Jill too.

Then Zita had to go to her new not very small office.

Craig and I had our toasts altogether. In the living room. In front of my watching window.

And then we saw lots of people in my pond. Oh dear. 

They were talking away all the nasty live in the pond weeds. 

There was no place for my friends the ducks to swim.

Because of all the nasty weeds covering the beautiful pond. That is not alright. 

My friend the giant bird could not even find his fish for dinner.

Because of the too many nasty weeds. That is not right. 

They had a boat too. Ha. Right in the pond. To catch the nasty weeds. 

Craig and I watched everything out my watching window. 

Then I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. 

Now the pond is spic and span. That is good. 

Emmet is still very busy with his very old pictures. 

Craig and Zita are going away. Tomorrow. Not to the new far away island. 

Because there were no cars there. They were all gone. That is silly.

They are only going for a very little while. Not so far away. I will be in charge. 

But only for a little bit. That is good. Then they will be all home again. That is good. 

They are going to a very tasty restaurant. To have a nice dinner with Miss Deirdre and Mister Gene. 

Maybe Miss Deirdre will bring her very scary Vikings. Ha. Maybe. 

Craig and Emmet had to go and get Craig's mother's make you hear machine all fixed. 

It is just all broken. I do not know why. Nobody told me. 

They were gone a very long time. 

The save us, save us machines made lots and lots of way too loud noise. 

At Craig's mother's little apartment. 

Because there was just a mistake fire. But all the noisy giant firepeople trucks went there. Lots of them.

And Emmet could not leave. He had to wait for the nice stop until the firepeople said it was all right. Oh dear. 

Then they came home. That is good. Craig and I played catch the ball. That was good. 

We watched the very fierce policewoman last night. And we had chips too. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Seven

I had a very nice quiet day.

Because everybody was very busy. 

Zita and I went for a very long fast walk this morning. 

Because there is no all windy rain outside today. But it is not so warm. Oh well.

Then Zita and Niamh went to work. I kept Craig company.

He had his too much coffee all by himself. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Because Zita was already at the rascal ladies new office. Oh dear.

It is better when we have our toasts altogether. It is known.

Emmet is very busy. The government in way far away Ireland wants even more very old pictures. 

So this morning they asked Emmet to find even more. 

Because he is very good at finding the very old pictures. Ha. That is good. 

We played catch the ball a bit this morning. Then I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. 

Craig was reading for our nice Queen. In the den. 

I can mind him from the very comfy bed in the big bedroom. 

Because I can see him right there. Ha. Good for me. 

Then we had peanut butter toasts for our tasty lunch. Peanut butter toasts are my favourite. 

And peas. And delicious green beans too. Ha. 

Craig has to find a new book. He is not a Roman soldier anymore. 

We played catch the ball lots of times after our lunchtime. 

Then I had a nice little nap.

Zita went to the tired and sore store before our dinnertime. 

Then we had a nice walk. I was not a fast walking dog. Just a nice look at everything walk.

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Six

We had a cheese party last night.

Because we watched all the pictures in the world of way far away Japan. 

When my friends Cara and Lee were there. With their own parents. To see everything. 

There was even a picture of a statue of a famous dog. Ha. Those are good pictures. 

And we had cheese treats too. Ha. 

Then everybody was tired and went all fast asleep. In their own houses. 

This morning I got up very early.

Because Zita could not stay fast asleep anymore. Oh dear. So I got up to mind her.

Then we went for only a little walk. 

Because it was a too much windy rain day outside. And it was not warm at all. Oh dear.

We were all soggy when we came home. Oh dear. 

Yesterday we saw my friend the giant bird again. Not today.

Right at the end of our other pond. He was having a nice rest. 

Maybe he is on his holiday today. Maybe. 

When we were all as dry as can be Zita took my friend Niamh to her job.

Because of the windy rain.  Then Zita went to her brand new not so small office.

I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. And to have a very nice nap on my comfy bed. 

Then we had toasty bagels for our lunch. I got some.

Because Craig can never eat all his tasty bagels. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

We did not play catch the ball this morning. 

Because of the nasty too much cold rainy wind. We stayed in the comfy house. 

Craig just read new stories in the den. 

My friend Emmet talked to far away people all about the brand new book. 

He went for a walk in the windy rain. To get his special icy tea. That is silly.

I had a very resty day instead. On the big comfy bed. I had a nice long nap.

Because I did not want to be a soggy dog.

Emmet will be a soggy man when he gets home. Too bad for him. 

Maybe we will watch something new on the television tonight. 

Mister Tom brought us brand new programs. For the television. That is nice.

We have lots of chips. I saw them. 

Because of our cheese party last night. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Five

It is sleep in Sunday. All day. But we only had a little sleep in today.

Zita and I went for our nice walk right away. Before she was even a little bit awake. Ha.

We saw Professor Jill and my friend Jamie. Ha. That is good.

When we were home we had our toasts in the side yard. That is good. 

We played catch the ball too.

Then Zita went to the tasty treats store. For treats.

Because we are having a watch a kabillion pictures from way far away Japan party tonight. 

Mister Lyndon and Miss Bruna and Cara and Lee are coming to my house. After our delicious dinner. 

To bring us all the pictures and to help us eat all the lots of tasty treats. 

Zita brought up the other television from the other bedroom. In the basement. 

So we can see the pictures. Altogether in the living room. 

Maybe we will have special tasty cheese treats. Maybe. Ha. That is a good party.

We did not have an sit altogether at the dining room table lunch today.

Because Craig and Zita and Emmet had to go the not so much money for lunch store. 

I stayed here to mind Niamh and Lee. It is my job. They are my friends. It is known.

Craig and Zita had to go and buy everything. 

So Emmet can have his very own very little apartment. At his next university. 

Even plates and cups. And a little bit big just for pasta pot. And knives and forks too. Just for himself. Oh dear. 

So he can even have guests. In the very little apartment

When they came home Zita and I went for another nice walk. With Professor Jill. 

But not my friend Jamie. It was the other not very big dog. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Last night we watched the lady policewoman until it was all over.

Then Craig had to have a squeaky clean shower. Ha. 

Now he is not smelly at all. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

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Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Four

Last night we had another altogether after dinner walk. With Craig. Ha.

All the way around both of our ponds.

Yesterday my friend the giant bird was here. Catching the very noisy fish. Ha. 

He was not here last night. And all the ducks were away too. Oh well. 

We cannot have a fast walking walk when we take Craig. 

Because he is not as fast as me. The go fast chair is not so fast. 

I have to wait for him. When we go up the hills. Oh well. 

Because he is very old. Too bad for him.

It is old friends breakfast Saturday today. 

So Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant. So he would not just get lost. 

If he got all lost maybe some nasty dog might take him home. Not to our own house. Oh dear. That is not right. 

That is why I take him to his old friends breakfast. Good for me. 

Then we had a nice walk too. That is good. 

Today is Craig's mother's sing happy birthday day. She is very very old. 

Older than even Craig. Ha. Too bad for him.

She is coming to my house for a tasty dinner. And secret presents. Ha. 

I love secret presents. It is known.

It is a table sheet dinner. We will have an all on fire cake. Ha. That is good. 

We watched the lady policewoman again last night. Until very late. 

So I had a long nap. On the comfy rug. In the den. Good for me.

It is a beautiful day outside today. But it is a bit too hot. So I only played catch the ball a bit. 

There are no sheep clouds today. Maybe Shadow and Miss Maggie are on vacation today. Maybe. 

Or all the sheep clouds are just hiding from them. Ha. That is silly. 

Zita and Emmet went practice driving in the black go fast car. That is good. 

I stayed here to mind my friend Craig. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Three

I had a very quiet day.

Because everybody was very busy. 

Zita and I had a long walk. Through all the trees. 

But I got in a bit of little trouble. 

Because I scared my friends the ducks. I barked at them. 

And they all flew away. Oh dear. That was not so very nice.

I do not know why I barked. Oh dear.

Then we came home. I was very embarrassed. Oh dear. 

We had our toasts anyway. That is good.

Then Zita had to go to the new rascal ladies office. Oh well.

It is a very hot outside day. 

Niamh cannot take Mister Clifford to her work. 

Because he still has a not all full of air tire. So she took her not so fast bicycle instead. 

Then Emmet went out with his nice all the way from way far away Ireland Professor. 

To talk all about the brand new book. And have tasty treats too. Maybe Irish tea and biscuits. Maybe. Ha. 

So there was only Craig here in our house. So I minded him. By myself. 

He is easy to mind. I can mind him even on the big comfy bed. Even nearly fast asleep. Ha. 

A very old lady on a bicycle came to our house. 

She asked if she could have three beautiful flowers from our garden. Craig said she could.

But she did not take the beautiful flowers. She dug them up. And took them to her house. 

Then she came back to thank us. She even shook Craig's hand. Ha. That is silly. 

We could not understand her so much. Oh well. 

Last night Craig and Zita and I went for a nice altogether walk. 

After dinnertime. When it was not way too hot. 

I like altogether walks. They are my favourite. Ha. Good for us. 

And at night we had right in bed toasts. Ha. That is good. I got some too. Ha. Good for me. 

We watched a new policewoman program last night. It was not scary. That is good.