Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Seven

I only had a little walk this morning. Zita nearly forgot about me.

Because she was very busy. Oh dear.

She is way way busy with the rascal ladies. 

She should not have to be so much too busy. 

You cannot have nice naps when you are too busy. Or have your good morning toasts with Craig and me. 

And look out the watching window. Too bad for her. 

She went to the delicious brand new bread store before driving to the rascal ladies office. 

So Craig and I had the fat crunchy special toasts bread for our breakfast. Ha. Good for us.

Then Emmet was all awake too. So he had another squeaky clean bath.

Because he was going out for lunch at a nice restaurant. Way downtown. 

He had to take a smelly bus. Oh dear. Emmet does not like buses very much. Oh well.

He is going to have lunch with Miss Matia his friend from his old nice university. 

They are going to talk all about next universities. 

She is going to her next university in way way far away Holland. 

Because she is from that way far away country. They have giant windmills. 

Sometimes knights thought they were giants. But they were not. Too bad for them. 

Maybe Emmet would like to go there too. For his new next university. 

So he can be a famous professor. Just like our friend Professor Jill. Or Professor Alec. Ha. That is good.

Niamh had a nice sleep in today. That is good. 

Niamh is too busy too. 

Sometimes she gets sick tummies when she is too busy. Oh dear. That is not right.

There are too many cars on my own street today. I do not like that very much. 

Because the other street has a very big hole in it. 

And cars cannot go on it or they will fall in the hole. Oh dear. That is not right.

Zita and I could not go on the street either. Maybe we would fall in. Maybe. 

Tomorrow the little silver car is going to get its go fast in the summer tires. 

Because all the flowers are here. 

You do not need the do not get stuck in the snow tires when the beautiful flowers are here. It is known.

It is cousin Emma’s Sing Happy Birthday day in a little while. In way far away Ireland. She is not so old. 

So we sent her a beautiful card. From everybody. Me too. Ha. That is good.

Miss Rima came to my house for own made lunch. With Niamh. 

Before they went to the Centre Building for their before dinnertime jobs. They are very messy cooks. 

Now Miss Rima lives in her apartment now. With Miss Clare. Not in her old house. Oh well. 

Niamh did not mind the nice little girls last night. I do not know why.

So we had an altogether dinner. We are going to have another one tonight too. Good for us. 

We do not have to talk to my friend Emmet on the dining room table anymore. 

Because he is here. With us. At the dining room table. Himself. Ha. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Six

We did not have a sleep in today.

Zita drove cousin Orlaith to the buffalos building for her important very early in the morning job.

Then she came home to get her too much coffee before she went to the rascal ladies office. Oh well.

Craig and I had a giant chocolate croissant. But my piece did not have any chocolate. That is good.

We looked out my watching window. We did not see anybody very interesting.

Because it was still too early. Oh well. 

Then my friend Emmet was all awake and had a squeaky clean bath. 

Because he was going to his old university’s comfy library. It is where Miss Francis works. 

To make one of his very interesting stories all ready to be a little book. Maybe. 

His nice Professor from his new university asked him too. 

So he can go to an big meeting and tell everybody all about his very interesting story. 

All about being chopped up by swords. A way long time ago in way far away Ireland. Ha. 

Niamh was all awake too. She had to go to a special tasty lunchtime meeting just for the Centre Building people. 

Tonight is Niamh’s mind the two little nice girls night. 

We will not have an everybody altogether dinner tonight. Oh dear. 

It was a very busy morning for Craig and me. 

After lunchtime Mister Mitch’s father came to make all the walls in Niamh’s brand new room as smooth as can be. Ha. 

It is nearly warm outside today. So we played catch the ball lots of times. Good for us.

Then Mister Mitch came here too. In his very big truck. 

When cousin Orlaith came home she talked to her Grandad and Nanna. In way far away Dublin.

They sent her a beautiful card. 

Because of her too sore foot. Everybody in Ireland wrote on it. Ha. That is nice. 

I had a very busy day minding everybody. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Five

It is sleep in Sunday but we did not have a sleep in today.

Because Mister Mitch came to make Niamh’s room beautiful some more. 

He was only a little bit too noisy today. That is good.

Then Niamh and Orlaith came upstairs.

Because of the noisy machine and had a nap on Craig and Zita’s big bed. I minded them.

Then Zita and I and Professor Jill had a nice long walk. But it is not so warm today. That is silly weather.

Auntie Jane came to visit Craig’s mother today. So they could go out for a nice lunch.

So Craig and Zita and Emmet and Orlaith and Paul went too. Everybody went out. Except me. 

They went to the little tasty from way way far away restaurant. Up past the busy street. 

Because you can get lots and lots of little things to eat. And they are always very tasty. 

I had to stay here. To guard the house and Mister Mitch too. Good for me.

Mister Mitch put and his lots of messy stuff into garbage bags. That is good.

When everybody came home Niamh and Orlaith had to get their all worn out clothes.

Because they went to Miss Rima’s apartment. To paint everything white. 

When Emmet was all home he had a nice nap.

Then Craig and Zita were very busy doing important things. 

So I had a nice nap. On my comfy bed in the kitchen. 

I had a nice quiet day. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Four

We all got up early today. Everybody. Oh dear.

Because Mister Mitch and his father came to make Niamh’s new bedroom beautiful.

They brought even more very noisy machines. Oh dear. And new doors. And a window for the new wall. 

So everybody left. Except Craig and me.

Emmet went to his old nice university. To do more remember everything writing work. At the comfy chairs library.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went with Susan and Miss Lily to get her beautiful special dress. 

They have to go to a not very close at all store. Where they only have special beautiful dresses. 

I stayed here to guard Craig from the noisy machines. 

He did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today. We stayed home.

Because maybe Mister Mitch might need some help. Maybe.

Today is Miss Saint Zita’s special day. Ha. Nobody told me. Mister Richard told us. Ha.

It is not a secret presents day. That is good. 

Because I did not get a secret present for my friend Zita. Good for us. 

It is not so nice outside today. We only played catch the ball two times. Oh well.

But it is a nice day for having nice naps. When the very noisy machines are quiet. It is known.

For lunchtime Zita and Niamh and cousin Orlaith and Susan and Lily went to the giant store where they make our very tasty cheese. Ha. 

And they have an only cheesie things restaurant. That Is a good restaurant. 

So Zita bought a giant cheese. Ha. That is a good store.

Emmet came home from the nice university. 

He is all finished his remember everything about reading way way old Irish exam. Ha.

So he came home and had a big nap.

Now there are new doors in the basement. 

One little door for Niamh’s brand new bedroom. And a new door for Emmet’s bedroom. 

Mister Mitch is going to come back tomorrow too. Ha.

Zita and I went for a long fast walk this afternoon. Before dinnertime. 

We went to the hardware store. Sometimes they have treats for very polite dogs. I got one. Ha. 

And then we went to the beautiful flowers store. Niamh used to work there.

That is a nice store. But they do not have treats. Only flowers. Oh well. 

It is very busy on our street this afternoon. 

Because it is a kick the ball game today. Oh well. It is not my nice catching ball game. Ha. 

We are going to have an altogether dinner tonight. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Three

Oh dear. Oh dear. We had a very bad night. Oh dear me. 

Some nasty person stole Mister Clifford. 

And Mister Clifford is my friend Niamh’s favourite go fast bicycle.

Right from the Centre Building last night. When Niamh was at work.

They even cut off the two keep him safe locks. That is not right.

My friend Niamh was crying when she got home. Oh dear. I was very upset too. 

Because Niamh loved Mister Clifford. 

Mister Clifford was my friend too. Oh dear. Everybody in my house is sad too. Oh dear. 

I will just chew the nasty person all up. When I find them. 

You cannot steal things if you do not have lots of fingers. It is known.

I do not know why people are nasty. 

Now poor Mister Clifford will not have Niamh to take care of him. 

So I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight.

Maybe Mister God will squish the nasty person all up. Then they will not go to heaven. 

You do not go to heaven if Mister God squishes you. Emmet told me. Ha. That is good.

Maybe Emmet can talk to the way way old Gods too. 

Because now he can talk very very old Irish too. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe to Mister Cú Chulainn.

Because he is very fierce and always chops people all up with his sword. Just  because.  Ha. Too bad for them. 

Sometimes he thinks he is a giant dog. Oh dear. That is silly. I would not want to be a giant person. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. But we were a little bit sad. About Mister Clifford. 

Craig had a little sleep in so we had our toasts in the den. When he was reading for our nice Queen.

Zita did not go to the rascal ladies office today.

Because she had too much work to do. 

When my friend Emmet was all fast awake he went to our nice bank to given them extra money. 

Then he went to the comfy chairs library to turn more way way old Irish stories into only English stories. 

Maybe he will get some tea and delicious donuts from Mister Horton’s little store. Maybe. 

Yesterday two of my friends the ducks came for a little visit. Right to my front yard. Ha. That was nice. 

Mister Mitch’s father came to my house at lunchtime to make the ceiling in the kitchen all smooth and beautiful. That is good.

Then Zita cleaned our front garden. To take away all the tree pieces that the too windy day made fall onto our garden. Ha. 

Last night Craig and Emmet and I had Mister Tony’s tasty pizza. 

Because everybody else was very busy. And were not home for dinner. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

I had pizza bits. Ha. Good for us. 

After lunchtime Mister Paul came for a visit. He brought me croissants. Ha. That is good. 

He is back from way far away England. Ha. 

And cousin Orlaith came home in a very little car. And it did not have a top at all. Oh dear. 

Maybe they lost it. Oh dear. 

Then Mister Mitch came to make the walls in Niamh’s new bedroom as smooth as can be. 

He is going to come tomorrow morning early too. Ha. 

I had a very busy day. It is known. 

Niamh is working until late tonight. Making sure all the children are very polite at the Centre Building tonight.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Two

It is a soggy dog day outside today. Oh well.

Craig and Zita and Orlaith and I were up early today.

Then Zita and I had a soggy walk. 

When we were all home I got as dry as can be with my own pink fluffy towels. Ha.

And Zita had a squeaky clean bath.

Craig made lots of the too much coffee. So Zita could take it to the rascal ladies office with her.

So Craig and I had our toasts with just us. 

We had the very tasty crunchy square toasts today. That is good toast. 

Then we looked out my watching window at the nearly flowers. Ha. 

Soon we will have lots and lots of brand new flowers. Good for us. 

Niamh did not get to bed until very late. 

She was helping to move everything to Miss Rima’s not too far away not brand new apartment. 

Emmet’s scary dragons books came here yesterday. He sent them from far away Antigonish. 

Because they are too heavy for the very slow train. Oh well. 

Now he can have them here to play his games with all his from far away friends. 

And Mister Florian too. From way far away Germany. He is at his next university too. Just like Emmet. Ha. That is good. 

Before lunchtime Emmet walked to the comfy library at his old university. 

He had his new special keep you dry forever coat on. 

Because of the misty rain.

I watched everything out my watching window today. 

Because I was minding Craig.

He was very busy changing the music speakers. I do not know why. 

So now we have the big all black from way far away England music speakers. Oh well. 

Miss Devon came today. But not in the morning. After our lunchtime. I do not know why. Oh well. 

For our lunch Craig and I had the square toasts peanut butter sandwiches. 

And we had to steal Zita’s special own made in Ireland jam. Oh dear. 

We had no more tasty from France jam at all. Oh dear. 

Emmet and Orlaith came home. But they hid in their own cosy rooms.

Because of the very noisy make the house clean machines. 

So I went downstairs to mind our cousin Orlaith in the quiet basement. Ha. 

Niamh and Mister Clifford went to the Centre building for her before dinnertime job. 

We will have another altogether dinner tonight. Ha. That is right. 

Maybe we will watch new detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and One

We have our own beautiful flowers in my front yard. 

Yellow flowers and purple flowers. And lots of nearly flowers too. Good for us.

Today is Zita’s do not go to the rascal ladies office day. 

So we had a nice long walk. It was a little bit all the time rain. Like way far away Ireland. Oh well.

When we came home Craig and Zita had their too much coffees. And Craig and I had a fat toasty croissant. With more butter too. Ha.

Then Emmet was all awake as could be. So he walked to the nice university. To sit in the comfy chairs library. 

And make even more very very old Irish stories into brand new just in English stories. For his new far away university. 

The nice university has a very big library. It here is much much bigger than his new university’s library. 

Then Zita went to do lots of things. She took a very big piece of glass to the glass store. To make it smaller for Mister Mitch. 

My friend Niamh had a big sleep in today. 

After our lunchtime she is going to teach toe dancing again. To the little children. At the Centre building. 

Our friend Mister George came to visit us today. And to have a tasty bagel lunch with us.

Because he is going to take the giant music speakers to his house. That is good.

Craig got even more music speakers yesterday. They are from way far away England.

They are not so big. Just all black. 

We have lots and lots of music speakers. I do not know why.

That is why Mister George is taking the giant speakers to his own big farm. He only has some speakers. 

Not too many. Like Craig. 

Zita took cousin Orlaith to the make her foot better lady. Then she brought Emmet and Orlaith home. 

Emmet had a little nap. Making new stories makes you very tired. It is known.

We are having an everybody altogether dinner tonight.

Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred

Cousin Orlaith got up very early this morning. I did too.

Miss Professor Della drove her to the buffalos building. That is where they work. Finding things.

But poor Orlaith does not get any real money.

Because her from way far away in Galway university asked her to go there. Just because. Oh dear.

I would not like that so much.

That is why she sleeps in the little bedroom. Because it is free for our families. And me too. 

Because nice dogs are always family. It is known. 

Zita and I went for a very nice walk. But is not so sunny outside today. 

It is still warm and we have lots of brand new flowers all ready to be beautiful. Ha. That is good. 

Craig was a awake when we got home. I did not have a nice sleep in this morning. Oh well.

When Zita went to her office Craig and I played catch the ball. Lots of times.

Then my friend Emmet was all awake. But he could not stay and play catch with me too. 

He had to have a squeaky clean bath. Or he said he would be smelly as could be. Oh dear. 

Then he walked to his old nice university. To the beautiful library with the very comfy chairs. 

Because he is still studying the way way old Irish. 

And writing his remember everything thing about it exam. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Maybe he will go to Mister Horton’s tasty donuts store. For his lunch. Just like he used to. 

Emmet saw Professor Jill yesterday. She was right here when he got home. That was nice. 

They are going to go for a tasty lunch. 

She did not have the very little dog with her. Ha. 

Niamh has to go to see out nice dentist today. At lunchtime. Oh well. 

Then she had to go to the Centre building for her work so she rode Mister Clifford.

Maybe we will watch new detectives tonight. 

Because we finished the way way up north detectives last night. 

I had a nice nap. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Nine

I got up very early today.

Because Zita drove cousin Orlaith to the buffalos building.

When she came home we went for our before breakfast walk. 

It is is a beautiful day outside today. Not even one cloud. And it is warm too. There are new flowers everywhere. That is good.

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. And I had carrot treats. 

But I did not want to eat my breakfast. Just the treats. Oh well. 

Today is the day my friend Emmet is coming home from his far away university. 

On the very very slow train all the way from nearly Antigonish. 

Craig is going to find him at the just for trains station. And bring him home. Ha. That is good.

I can mind him now. Ha. That is right. 

And today is Mister Saint George’s day. He protects us from very scary and dangerous dragons. Ha. That is good.

We have a dragon who lives in the den. He is not dangerous. 

He is Mister General Rhome Clay. He just watches out the window. Ha.

Sometimes he minds me when I have a little nap. Ha. That is a good dragon.

After lunchtime Craig brought Emmet home. In the silver little car. Ha. 

He did not freeze all up like last time. That is good.

I was very happy. But I did not jump on top of him. Good for me. 

Then he went for his nice walk. 

Because he is home again. Emmet always goes for nice all by himself walks. When he is home.Ha.

Niamh was not here. She is teaching little children how to roll all around and not hurt themselves. Until late.

She took Mister Clifford to the big Centre building. 

Because there is no snow anywhere anymore. 

So you can ride your bicycle all over and not crash into everything. Ha. That is good.

Emmet is going to sleep in Niamh’s upstairs bedroom for a little while.

Because the basement is still a bit too dusty. Oh dear. 

We will have a nearly everybody at home again dinner tonight. That is right. 

Then we will watch the way way up north lady detective. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Eight

I had a very noisy day.

Zita and I got up early. We even had toasts without Craig. 

Mister Mitch and his father came to our house before Craig and I had our toasts. So I had lots of toasts today. Ha.

Then Zita and I went for a long nice walk. To find the brand new flowers. 

We have brand new purple flowers in our garden. Ha. Good for us. 

When we got home cousin Orlaith was all awake. 

Then Mister Mitch’s father made lots and lot of holes in our kitchen ceiling. With very noisy machines.

And lots of everywhere dust too. Oh dear.

So Niamh and Orlaith went to Lee and Cara house. It is not so noisy there.

Zita went to see Craig’s mother and get some tasty treats. 

They went to the too much money for food store. It was not so noisy there either. 

I stayed at the noisy here. So I could guard Craig. 

My friend Emmet is on the not always too dangerous train today. 

It is the very slow and look at all the trees again train. Oh well.

They do not have go fast train in far away. I do not know why. We have go fast trains. 

Maybe they do not know how to get to the far away university. That is not right. 

When Mister Mitch and his father left our kitchen was a bright as a sunny day. 

With brand new right in the ceiling lights. Ha. That is good. 

Then we had to take all the too much dust away. Oh dear.

Niamh and Orlaith went to Miss Rima’s used apartment. To paint it until it is just beautiful. Ha. That is good.

I could not go. Nice dogs are not such good wall painters. Oh well. Too bad for us.

We saw Zita’s mother and father on Orlaith very big telephone. In way far away Dublin. 

Today is their been married for a very long time day. 

We saw everybody. Even all the cousins. 

And Auntie Eileen too. It is her Sing Happy Birthday day today. 

It is nearly warm outside today. That is good. Now all the trees will be green again. 

And I can hide on my patio and nobody can see me. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. Altogether. 

And there was a duck in the other pond. And it is still nearly all empty. 

He is an too early duck. Ha. That is silly.

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Seven

I had a very busy day. Ha.

I helped Zita move the cars. Even before breakfast. Ha. I am a very good helper. It is known. 

It is Craig’s Saturday go to old friends breakfast day. 

So Zita and I took him all the way to the busy street. So he did not get lost. Good for us.

Then Zita and I went to the hardware store. 

To look at brand new only for the outside stoves. For making tasty outside dinners. 

Then we came home.

Because Mister Mitch and his father were here. 

So they could make more noise. With their very noisy machines. Oh dear.

And Mister father put holes in the ceiling. In our kitchen. For brand new very bright lights. 

He is very noisy too. Oh dear.

Now the kitchen is way messy too. Oh dear. 

So Zita and Niamh went to the Ikea store. They did not have a not very expensive breakfast. Oh well. 

They brought closet insides. Lots and lots of insides. For the brand new closet. In the brand new for Niamh bedroom.

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk.

Because it is beautiful outside today. With blue as can be skies. We saw all the brand new flowers in everybody’s garden. 

There were lots and lots of people going for their walks too. Ha. It was a good day for a nice walk. 

Maybe winter is all gone again. Maybe.

When we got home Zita drove Niamh and Orlaith to a way past downtown church. 

To hear Miss Taryn sing beautiful songs. 

I stayed here to guard Craig in the den. From all the noisy machines. I wanted to be a helper. 

But I had to guard Craig instead. Too bad for me. 

Today is our nice Queen’s Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. That is nice.

Craig and Zita and I are going to watch the from far away detectives tonight. Maybe with chips. Ha.

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Six

I had a nice quiet day.

Zita and I went for a very long walk this morning. Before rascal ladies time.

All our snow is nearly all gone. Except where Mister Kirian made the too much snow hill. 

But it is a very very small hill now. That is good. 

Then Craig was all awake. He made some too much coffee. Then he made very fat toasts. 

I did not get up until the toasts were all ready. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh did not get up until lunchtime today.

Because she had a sick tummy yesterday. 

She had Scotsman’s porridge last night. At my bedtime.

It is good for sick tummies. I did not know that. Oh well.

But today her tummy is all better. That is good. 

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. When he was not reading new stories for our nice Queen.

She is very sad.

Because her own very old dog went to heaven. Oh dear. That is not so nice. Oh dear. 

Even nice Queens get very sad sometimes. 

Today is my very far away friend Miss Massie’s Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. That is good. 

She went for a ride in her car. To get her Sing Happy Birthday day treats. Ha. That is good. 

I saw a picture of her tasty cake. On Craig’s flat computer. Ha. That is a good cake. 

It is not an all on fire cake. Because she only has one candle. 

When you get old you get lots of candles then you have a giant all on fire cake. Like mine. Ha. 

Craig only get some candles.

Because the cakes are not so big enough for all his candles. Ha. Too bad for him.

My friend Niamh’s tummy is perfect again. We had a tasty cheese lunch together. Ha.

Then she went to the Centre building for her work and to get ready to mind all the children tonight. Ha.

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Zita is going to have a delicious dinner with doctor Susan. At a nice restaurant. I cannot go. Oh well.

I only had to mind Craig and cousin Orlaith at dinnertime tonight. Ha. That is easy. 

We only watched the from way far away detectives for a little bit last night. 

Because it was a squeaky clean bath night.

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Five

I had a nice walk this morning. After Orlaith went to the buffalos building.

When Zita went to the rascal ladies office I kept Craig company on the comfy big bed.

I had a nice nap even after Craig had his too much coffees. 

Then I got up so I could have some toasts. Ha.

Then Craig took Niamh to her important meeting. 

I minded the house all by myself. I got a peanut butter treat. 

But they came home early.

Because Niamh had a sick tummy. 

She was out with her friends until very very late. 

Because university is all over. 

When she was out she ate a giant hotdog. And way too many chips. That was silly. 

So now she has a sick tummy. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

She took her special for sick tummies medicine and had a very big nap.

Craig and I played catch the ball in the side yard. Then he had to read something for our nice Queen.

I minded him in the den. Ha. Good for me. 

We saw Emmet last night. On the dining room table. He is all packed up. 

His friend is going to drive him to a keep all your stuff in a giant closet store. She has a car. That is good. 

He will be home next week. Then I can guard him too. 

Here in our own house. That is right. Ha. Good for me.

But he is coming on the silly very very slow train. But it is not so cold now. That is good. 

 

When cousin Orlaith came home I went downstairs to mind her and Niamh. 

On the big full of comfy pillows bed. They were very busy talking. Ha. 

When Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

It is still wear your toasty warm sheeps gloves cold outside. 

The poor flowers are still hiding. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Craig and Zita and I watched a new detective last night. With lots of words. Right on the television. 

Because the detectives only sometimes talk in English. I do not know why. 

They did not have any dogs. Not even a little one. Too bad for them. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Four

It was an everybody get up early today.

Because it was Niamh’s remember everything exam this morning. Oh dear.

And I had a sick tummy again. 

Because sometimes I eat all the things that fall off our beautiful trees. I do not know why. 

And I cut my foot. On something too pointy. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

It was not a very good morning for me. 

Zita put my comfy bed in the washing the clothes all clean machine. 

So I could have a nice long nap on a clean as can be bed. That was nice. 

This morning we saw Professor Alec and Miss Francis on our street. They waved at me. A lot of times. 

They were going to mind everybody for their remember everything exams. Oh dear. 

This morning Zita was very busy cleaning up Emmet’s bedroom. She put everything in boxes. 

So everything will not be so all dusty when Mister Mitch finishes all the walls in Niamh’s brand new bedroom. 

After lunchtime Craig and I played catch the ball in our side yard. 

My foot did not hurt at all. That is good. 

And Craig’s all worn out shoulder was not even too sore today. Good for us. 

But Zita has a sore shoulder. Maybe she caught it from Craig. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Zita took cousin Orlaith to the move our foot all around until it is all better lady. 

At doctor Susan’s office at the nice university. Ha.

Maybe cousin Orlaith stepped on something too pointy too. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Then Zita and I went for a nice before dinnertime walk. It is not windy today. 

And all the slippy ice is gone too. That is good. 

I helped to give all the people on my street our nice little for everybody newspaper. Ha.

We go right to everybody’s front door. That is my favourite job. Good for me. 

I think we will have a nice tasty altogether dinner tonight. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch new detectives on the television tonight. 

Maybe we can have chips too. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Three

We had a very nice party last night. Until my bedtime. 

With our friends the Mahoneys. 

Mister Kirian made a delicious made of everything dinner with round empty pasta too. 

Mister Kirian cooks tasty things in a lots of real money for you dinner restaurant. Ha. Good for us. 

Everybody laughed a lot. Except for my friends Emmet and Tara. 

Because they were not here. Emmet was at the library in far away Saint Francis’s university. 

They are very busy studying for their remember everything exams. 

At their universities. It is not the same university. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

We did not have even a little sleep in today. Craig and Zita and I were up early today.

Because Zita had to go to an important early meeting. At the rascal ladies office. 

After we went for our soggy in the morning walk. 

All the silly ice is melting and it is too messy outside. Again. Oh dear. That is not so nice outside. 

And today is the day Miss Devon comes to make the house all spic and span. But she did not come.

Because of a headache. Oh dear.

Then a nice lady came to our house to tell us all about her Mister God. She even had books too. 

But Craig told her we already knew about Mister God. And we had lots and lots of books too. She did not mind. 

Craig did not tell her all about my friend Mister Saint Newton. 

Maybe she does not have a dog. Oh well. Too bad for her. 

Niamh went to Mister Starbucks store. Where they have the too much money coffees. 

To study for her remember everything about laws. It is tomorrow. Oh dear. 

Cousin Orlaith went to an important meeting too. 

But there were no buffalos there. Or beautiful big horses. Only people. Oh well.

Craig and I had a fat crunchy peanut butter sandwich for our lunchtime. With very tasty jam. 

It was Zita’s own special jam. Her father made it just for her. In way far away Dublin. From his own in his backyard berries. 

Craig stole it. 

Because there was no other nice jam. Only Zita’s. Oh dear. 

Even the tasty from far away France jam was all gone too. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

We will have another altogether dinner tonight. We will not have any tasty jams for dinner tonight. Ha.

I think we will watch the detectives tonight. Maybe with chips.