Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty One

I had a very busy day.

Zita and I went for our good morning everybody walk. It is a lots of sun day. But not even a bit warm. Oh well. 

Then we had a ladies party. At our house. In the morning. With Irish tea and tasty biscuits. 

For all the ladies who helped us when Zita was in far away. 

When my friend Emmet was in the far away in Halifax hospital.

Craig could not go to the party. He stayed in the den. By himself. He is not a lady. Ha. Too bad for him. 

I went and minded everybody. 

Because I am a lady too. Ha.

Craig had a giant full of tasty apples nearly a croissant. Hiding in the den. And some too much coffee. 

It was so big I had to help him. Ha. Good for me.

When all the ladies left Zita had to go away as fast as can be to another meeting. 

And it is her do not go to work day. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Miss Joe came to our house to get Niamh. She had her giant nearly a truck. It is way too big for her. 

They went to study for their nice university exams. 

Mister Paul came here to borrow our special help you move everything machine. 

Because he has a new little apartment. It is across the street from his own house. That is silly.

Lots of ladies live in his house. 

Because he used to live in way far away England. So the ladies lived in his house instead of him. That is still silly. 

Craig and I has a little full of apples croissant for our lunch. Ha.

Then Zita came home to keep me company. And read Niamh’s very big important story. 

Zita had to go to the present man’s store. To send my friend Emmet his own sing happy birthday day presents.

Because he will not be here. He will be in his far away next university. 

And not here with us. On his Sing Happy Birthday day. That is not right. Oh dear. 

I will not be so happy that day. Too bad for us. 

Another secret present came to our house today. Presents are my favourite. It is known.

We will not talk to the pretend Emmet tonight. 

Because he is going to play a game and have tasty treats with his friends at Mister Saint Francis’s university. That is good. 

We watched the old funny detectives last night. We did not have chips. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty

Zita and I went for a not so early walk this morning. 

It is not cold at all. It is just a too windy and rainy day.

I was a soggy dog when we got home. Oh well.

When I was all as dry as could be Craig and I had toasty warm croissants for our breakfast. 

But Zita had to go to the rascal ladies office right away. Too bad for her.

Then Craig looked at Niamh’s long brand new big story. To make it beautiful.

So we listened to beautiful quiet music.

I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed. 

We only played catch the ball twice. 

Because of the too much windy rain. Too bad for us.

Then Craig and I had apple pie for our lunchtime snack. I got some too. Ha. That is good.

Then Niamh read her big story to herself. It takes a long time to read long stories. Oh well. 

Miss Rima came to our house. To study for the nice university exams. 

But they made own made Merry Christmas pancakes first. Ha. 

They were very very little pancakes. 

They were Merry Christmas tree pancakes. I had just a little bit.  Oh well. 

After lunchtime a man came to my house. With secret presents. 

But he was not our secret presents man. He was a silly man. He was running on my patio. 

I had to fierce bark at him. Then he went fast away. 

Niamh said he was a silly man. She was glad that I am a fierce guarding dog. 

She told me. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh is playing her favourite Merry Christmas time music. 

But it not Merry Christmas tree time yet. Too bad for her. 

We watched a funny detective. In way way far away India. There are lots of friendly elephants there. 

But he did not have an elephant. Just a father with only pretend hair. Too bad for him. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Nine

I had a nice quiet day.

After our nice walk Zita went to the rascal ladies office.

Then Craig and I had two toasty warm croissants for our breakfast. Ha. Good for us. 

Then Craig had to clean all the full up to the top drawers in the den. 

Because he could not find anything anymore. He has too many wires for the music machines. That is silly.

When he was too tired cleaning we played catch the ball. In the as clean as can be side yard. 

Niamh went to the too much money for coffee store this morning. To finish writing her very big new story. 

All about why people should be nice to everybody. Just like nice dogs are. Ha. That will be a good story. 

Maybe I will be in it. Maybe.

If you are not so nice to nice people you have to go to the jail. 

Auntie Louise always threw away the key. So the nasty people could not find it and get out of the jails. Ha. That is good. 

Craig cleaned all the music machines that Professor Jill left here. And they all work. 

Sometimes Craig’s music machines are too old to work so well. Ha. Too bad for him. 

This afternoon after our lunch Craig looked out my watching window with me. It is good to have a helper. 

All our trees are empty. So you can see very very far away. That is good. 

Then I had a nice nap. 

Our cheese party friends got a big prize. It was not even secret.

Miss Andrea sent us the picture.

Because she was at the very important party too. Ha. That is nice. 

She is going to be here before Merry Christmas time. For a little while. 

Maybe she will see my friend Emmet. He will be here too. 

The not very dangerous train will bring him from far away to his own house. 

To see us. And eat lots of tasty own made dinners. All have big sleep ins. With me guarding him. That is good. 

I will only have to guard Craig and Zita tonight for our own dinner. 

Because tonight is Niamh’s night to mind the nice little girls. 

Maybe we will watch the old funny detectives from way far away England tonight. 

They are not scary detectives. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Eight

I had a very busy day today.

Even Craig got up early. So we had our toasts altogether. That is right.

Then Zita and I went for our breakfast time walk.

When we were outside Professor Jill brought Craig even more music machines. 

From way far away. With music speakers nearly bigger than me. Oh dear. 

Then Zita and Niamh went to Craig’s mother’s little apartment to make it beautiful for Merry Christmas time. 

Even with a very very little Merry Christmas tree.

Then Niamh and Rima had to teach dance a lot to lots of little children at a Sing Happy Birthday party.

But when they were all finished my friend Niamh hurt her knee. 

So Zita drove her home in the black go fast car. It was not so very much hurt. That is good. 

At lunchtime we Craig and Zita talked to my friend Emmet. 

From Mister Saint Francis’s university in far away Antigonish.

We had very tasty toasty croissants. And from way far away France delicious jam. 

He is all finished writing his brand new stories. 

Now he is making not way too hard exams for the brand new students.

We talked to him for a long time. Ha. That is good.

Zita used the make your own windy day machine to move all the fallen down leaves. 

I got in trouble. I cannot be a big help. When Zita has to use the clean the garden machines. 

I was a too much barking dog again. I had to stay in the den. With Craig. With the door closed. Oh dear. 

Our cousin Orlaith is going to live in our basement again. 

After Merry Christmas time. For a little while. 

Because she is going to work for the policemen with all the beautiful horses. 

Because her way far away university wants her to. That is good. 

She will not have a beautiful horse. That is good. 

We do not have another comfy bedroom for a horse.

Orlaith will just have lots of special computers. 

So she can catch all the nasty people. And the giant raccoons too. Ha. Too bad for them.

Mister Paul came to our house tonight. For a tasty own made brand new dinner. 

And Niamh went up to the busy street to see a movie. With Cara and Lee. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Seven

Zita and I did not take Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant today.

Because Zita had to go to the very big own made presents store. At Niamh’s nice university. 

Because it is secret presents time. Ha. Good for us. 

So we did not take Craig to the busy street. We went for our nice early walk just by ourselves. Oh well.

Mister Paul came back to our house with Craig. After the old friends breakfast. 

They looked at my side yard’s outside light that does not work so well. Ha.

Mister Paul is going to come to my house tomorrow. For a tasty dinner. 

Mister Tom gave us a brand new from way far away detectives program. Ha. That is nice. 

We watched Miss Deirdre’s funny program last night. On our television. 

Craig and Zita laughed a lot. That is good. But is not so long. Oh well. 

Niamh was very busy writing another big story for her university. 

Then she had to go to make Lee and Cara’s Merry Christmas tree all as beautiful as can be. 

Niamh loves Merry Christmas time. Me too. 

Then she is going out with her Centre Building friends to have tasty treats. 

And make their Merry Christmas tree beautiful too. Ha. That is good. 

We cannot have our Merry Christmas tree until later.

Or it will get in the way of Emmet and Niamh’s Sing Happy Birthday day. It is the rule. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Emmet will not be here for his own Sing Happy Birthday day. Oh dear. That is not right. 

He will still be at Mister Saint Francis’s university. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

It is the very first time my friend Emmet will not have me to help him sing the happy birthday song. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

It is not so cold outside today. But it is just a sky full of too many clouds. Oh well. 

Zita and I took Niamh to her friend’s apartment up on our busy street. 

When we went for our before dinnertime walk.

Craig’s hockey team won last night. That is nice. 

Lots of times they do not win. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Maybe we will watch the new detectives tonight. Zita got us more chips. Ha. I saw them. That is good for us. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Six

My friend Niamh slept in a tent last night. Outside. 

All night long. Without me to guard her. That is not right. Oh dear.  

Just with her friends from the Centre Building.

She came back to our comfy house very early this morning. And went to her own bed. 

Even before Zita and I went for our good morning walk. 

Because she was still way way too tired. Oh dear. 

People should just sleep in their own beds. With their own nice comfy pillows. 

And their own big fierce dogs too guard them when they are all fast asleep. It is known. 

Then she was awake so Craig could drive her to the nice university.

Because she was too tired to find the smelly bus all by herself. Oh dear.

I guarded the house all by myself.

Craig waited for her at the nice university. In the silver little car.

He went to the eat in you car restaurant. To get some not so good coffee. 

That is where he used to go when he took my friend Emmet the nice university. 

When he went there. Not at his new far away university in Antigonish. Ha.

Then he took Niamh to her Centre Building job. She was still way tired. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

When he came home we played catch the ball. 

Then I had a nice nap. Because I was up very early too. Oh well. 

When Zita came home we went for our nice walk. Our before dinner walk. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Five

We went to bed early last night.

Because everybody was too tired to stay all fast awake. 

We did not even get up too early this morning. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk.  It is not cold at all. The snow is all gone again. That is silly weather.

When Zita went to the rascal ladies office she gave Niamh a ride too. 

Craig and I had very very crunchy toasts when everybody was gone. Except us. 

Yesterday was my way far away friend Miss Gracie’s Sing Happy Birthday day. 

She got own made treats. That is good. 

Everybody gets treats on their Sing Happy Birthday day. And secret presents too. Ha. That is good.

Today is Happy Scotsmen’s day. Ha.

The Scotsmen have a very fierce lion on their own flag. That is silly. 

Lions do not live in way far away Scotland. They just have big very furry cows with very big horns. And lots of very woolly sheeps. Oh well. 

Maybe Craig will play nosy bagpipe music. Oh dear. 

Yesterday when Zita and I went for our nice walk there was a giant balloon Saint Santa. On somebody’s front lawn. It was just going everywhere.

Because of the very windy day. I did not go so near. 

I do not think Saint Santa wants to be a blowing all around giant balloon. Oh dear. 

There will no secret presents going to that house. Too bad for them. The fly all around reindeer will be too scared to go there. Ha.

It is a not any sunshine at all day. That is not nice. Too bad for us. 

My friend Niamh is not going to have her tasty dinner with us tonight. 

Because she going to sleep outside tonight. All night. Not in a comfy house. 

Outside with her friends from the Centre Building. Up on the busy street. 

Right outside where they play the football games. Oh dear. 

People will give them money to keep warm. I gave Niamh money. 

Right on the fast computer. With my own name. Miss Poppy Taylor. Zita helped me. That was nice. 

Our cheese party friends gave her money too. Ha. That is nice. 

They will give the money to boys and girls who do not have any houses. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Everybody has to have a house. So they can be all cosy and warm and safe. It is known. 

The present man brought a secret present to our house today. 

So Craig and I hid it from everybody. Except for me. Ha. 

Maybe we will watch the very old detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Four

I got up early this morning. So Zita and I could go for our nice walk.

Before Craig and Zita went to not so far away Kingston. In the black go fast car.

I stayed here to guard my friend Niamh. 

Because she was still all fast asleep. In the other bedroom in the basement.

When she was all wide awake she went to her nice university. All by herself. 

And I guarded the house all by myself.

Then she had to come home.

Because there were no lights at her nice university. Everywhere there were no lights. Oh dear. 

So Niamh came home. 

Because you can not even get tasty donuts when there are no lights.

So I guarded her all day.

She was very busy writing another big story. 

There was an animal in my own shed. I could smell it. I was very fierce. 

Because I was guarding Niamh. It is my job. Ha. Good for me.

But I got into trouble. I had a big fight with the hole in the floor where all the hot air comes from. 

Niamh said that I was a crazy dog. That is not very nice. 

I was just being the best guarding dog. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Craig and Zita did not get home until dinner time. But they did not have a real tasty dinner.

Because they were still all full up from their very tasty lunch. At the Pig restaurant. Ha.

There was even a stone picture of a pig right behind Zita and Miss Suze. On the wall. Ha. That is silly.

And then they had lots of very tasty desserts. Ha. And talked a lot too. For a long time. 

We talked to my friend Emmet on the computer tonight. But not so very long. 

Because he is very busy. 

Because Merry Christmas time will be here soon.  

So he has to finish all his very big very interesting stories. 

So he can just come home to see me. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Three

We did not have a nice sleep in day today.

Because everybody was too busy.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Then she went to the rascal ladies office. 

It is not even very cold today. All the snow is all melting. 

So it is very messy outside. I got a bit messy too. Oh well. 

My friend Niamh had a sore tummy this morning. So she had just a little sleep in.

Then Craig and the silver little car took her to her nice university. So she was not late at all.

I guarded the house all by myself. 

Miss Devon came today. To make the house spic and span. 

I stayed in the big bedroom. On the comfy bed. 

It was not so noisy there when Miss Devon used the noisy make the rugs all clean machine. 

Craig just hid in the den. Reading stories for our nice Queen. 

Then I came in to mind him. On the comfy rug. 

When Miss Devon left Craig and I had two toasty muffins with peanut butter.

Tomorrow Craig and Zita are going to not so far away Kingston. Early in the morning. 

So they can see our friends Mister George and Miss Suze. For lunchtime. 

They are going to their very favourite tasty food restaurant. A Piggies restaurant. That is silly. 

Pigs are way smelly. Oh dear. 

They should go to the Dog restaurant. Dogs are not so smelly. Ha. It is known.

I am staying here to guard my friend Niamh and our cosy warm house. Ha. Good for me. 

The present man brought a secret present to our house this afternoon.

When Zita was home she gave it to me. 

Because it was my own secret present. A brand new orange toy. Just for me. 

Maybe my old one was all too chewed up. Maybe I did it. Maybe. Ha.

It is not even a Merry Christmas secret present. It is just my own brand new present. Ha. Good for me. 

We watched the old detectives last night. I have not heard them for a long time. 

We had popcorn. I like popcorn. It always fall on the rug. Just for me. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty Two

I had a big sleep in today. Ha.

There was snow all over everywhere today. Oh dear.

Zita and I went for our nice walk anyway. In the snow. 

Then she went to the rascal ladies office and I kept Craig company on the big bed.

I even stayed fast asleep when Craig got all fast awake. I had an until late sleep in. Just me. 

Until Craig had his another too much coffee and made very fat tasty toasts. 

Then I was all fast awake. 

We watched out the watching window and had our toasts. Together. 

There was lots of windy snow last night. It was still here this morning. Oh dear.

It was even all over the important football game last night. Ha. Everybody fell down. All the time. 

Because of the too slippy snow. Ha. That is silly. 

We watched them fall down in our toasty warm den. With lots of chips. 

Craig’s team won. Everybody was surprised. Ha. 

This morning when Niamh was all awake she went outside. 

To run fast to nowhere. In the snowy cold. That is silly. 

She did not run to a far away nowhere. Just an around our streets nowhere. 

Emmet is teaching the brand new students today. Oh dear. Maybe that is scary. 

Emmet did not say. We talked to him last night. On the dining room table. 

Craig and I had sausage sandwiches with very fat bread. For our lunchtime treat. Ha. That is a good lunch. 

Craig had more too much coffees this afternoon. And cookies too.

Because it is a bit too cold day outside. I had some cookies too. 

There is an animal on the other side of my fence. In my side yard. I can smell it. Ha. Too bad for it. 

I was going to dig a hole to catch it. But I got in trouble. Oh well.

Tonight is Niamh’s take care of the nice little girls night. And have a tasty dinner there too.

Only Craig and Zita will have their dinner with me tonight. 

It is a not altogether for dinner night. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty One

It is sleep in Sunday. Everybody only had a little sleep in.

Except Craig. He had a long sleep in. I kept him company. Ha.

Zita and Niamh went early shopping for secret presents. For way far away Ireland. 

When they came home Zita made own made real pancakes. For our altogether lunch. 

My friend nearly Emmet was here too. On Zita’s fast computer. Ha. That is good. 

He is teaching the brand new students tomorrow. All about his friends the way old from way far away Gods. 

Emmet will be coming home to his own comfy bed. When he is finished his important exam. On the train. 

It is our not very dangerous trains. Not the Russian just fall over and crash trains. That is good. 

When he is all safe at home he will have his own comfy pillows again. 

And I will go down at night to make sure he is all comfy and toasty warm. Ha. 

Everybody should have their own comfy pillows. It is known.

After lunch Niamh went back to her cosy bed. 

Because she was very tired. She worked for too long at the Centre Building on Friday. 

Now she is too tired to be all wide awake. Oh dear. 

Zita made a secret present package. For way away. All covered with sticky tape. 

So nothing will just fall out. Ha. That is good. 

All our streets are as empty as can be. 

Because everybody is down at the busy street. They are going to the very important football game. Ha.

And the policemen told everybody not to park on our streets. 

Or the take them away trucks will catch them. Ha. And just take the cars away to car jail. Oh dear. 

Zita put up the brand new beautiful lights in our patio bushes last night. 

Before the too much snow comes to catch us. 

We watched the scary from far away detective program. Now it is all over. That is good. 

After our dinner we will watch the important football game from just up on our busy street. 

On the television. In our warm den. With chips. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty

It is Craig’s Saturday go to his old friends breakfast restaurant. But we did not take him.

Because it is an all full of windy rain day. 

So Craig went in the silver little car. Ha.

I helped Zita move the black go fast car. 

So Craig could go to his breakfast. That is my favourite job. Ha.

Zita and I went for our nice walk. In the too much windy rain. 

We were as soggy as can be when we came home. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Craig forgot to give everybody my story yesterday. Oh dear.

Our friend Mister Richard thought maybe I was sick. I am not. 

It was because Craig is very old. Ha. I am not old. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Zita went to the buy your tasty food here store after lunchtime. 

So we can have very tasty dinners. And not just eat Craig’s peanut butter sandwiches. Ha.

All of my friend Emmet’s brand new students got their brand new stories done. 

And were not late at all. That is good. He was very happy. That is good. 

Some of our beautiful outside Merry Christmas lights do not all work. Oh dear. 

Maybe Craig will fix them. Maybe I can be a big help. Maybe.

We bought brand new lights on our nice walk. At our nice hardware store. Just in case. 

I got a big treat. Only very polite dogs get big treats. It is known.

Niamh is busy reading new stories for her nice university. And eating tasty treats. 

At the too much money for coffee store. Ha.

We watched the from far away detectives last night. It was too scary. 

Zita did not even watch some of it. She made Irish tea instead. I had a nice nap. I was not too scared.

The nasty raccoon was in my own patio last night. It was hiding in my bushes. I saw it. 

Craig and Zita could not see it. Too bad for them. 

I scared it away with my fierce barking anyway. Ha. Good for me. 

My streets are all full up with cars. And people too. Even in the windy rain. 

Because they are having lots of big parties up on our busy street. And very loud music concerts. 

Because of the very important football game tomorrow. Ha. 

Niamh will go to the loud music concerts. It is known. Ha. 

This afternoon lots and lots and lots of very big and noisy put the fire out trucks came on my street. 

They are scary trucks. And they have lots of scary bright lights too. 

Because a house was all on fire. On the other street. Beside the other park. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Policemen cars too. Oh dear. 

I stayed in the den to mind Craig and keep him out of trouble. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Nine

Everybody was up very early today. Except for Craig.

Miss Rima stayed here last night. In our basement.

Because she and Niamh are working at the Centre Building today. All day. 

It is a no school day for the little children. Ha. 

So they are all going on a big smelly bus. To have an adventure. Niamh will guard them. Ha. 

I stayed here to guard the house. And Craig. 

Zita went to the rascal ladies office early. But she forgot her own telephone. Oh dear.

She called us and we found it. Ha. Good for us. 

So Miss Bethany took it to her. 

Because Miss Bethany works in a building not so far away from the rascal ladies. That is nice. 

It is not cold today. Just all windy. Craig and I played catch the ball lots of time.

We had two breakfasts again today. That is a good day.

And we had peanut butter toasts with tasty jam from way far away France our lunch. Ha. That is good. 

It is very windy outside today. It is a flappy ears day. Even just standing still in my own side yard. Ha. 

We watched the detectives from Scotland last night. Now it is all over. We had some chips. 

It is just Craig and Zita for our nice dinner tonight. 

My friend Niamh is minding everybody at the Centre Building tonight. 

She will not have a tasty own made dinner with us. Too bad for her. 

I minded Craig this afternoon. In the den. So he would not get into any trouble. Good for me.

He only read a little bit for our nice Queen today. 

She did not mind. Craig told me. That is because she is a nice Queen.

She is not a steal all your cows Queen. 

That is what Queens do in Emmet’s way old stories. Oh dear. That is not so very nice. 

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Eight

After Zita and I went for our early in the morning walk I had a sleep in.

On the warm comfy bed. 

I did not even get up when Craig was all wide awake. 

I was just fast asleep until Craig made our toasts. Ha. Then I got up. Good for me.

We did not talk to my friend Emmet for so long last night. He was very busy. 

Helping the brand new students with their brand new stories. 

Because they have to be all finished today. Oh dear. He was very busy. Until very late. Ha.

My friend Emmet is a good helper. Just like me. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh was not here for our altogether dinner last night.

Because she had to practice her brand new own made dance. 

For the very big before Merry Christmas time dance a lot night. 

For all the little girls to see a beautiful dance. At the Centre Building. Ha. 

Brand new dances need a lot of practice. 

So you do not just fall down and hurt you bottom. It is known. 

Miss Rima will be a dancer too. Ha. They will have two dancers to watch. 

It is not even a bit warm outside today. We only played catch the ball three times this morning. Oh well. 

Craig had two too much coffees this morning. Ha. But we only had toasts one time. Oh well. 

Niamh had a sleep in too. 

Because today is her do not have to go to her nice university day. Ha. 

So I did not go downstairs to get her all wide awake today. Ha. Good for me. 

Then when Niamh was all wide awake we had lots big cuddles. 

Right on the comfy living room rug. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig watched a football game on the television. That is silly. 

It is not a football day. I do not know why. Nobody told me. 

I had a nice nap on my very comfy bed in the kitchen. Good for me. 

Before our lunchtime Miss Ginny came to my house. 

To talk to Craig all about do not get stuck in the snow tires. For her nearly a truck car. 

Then Craig and I had very tasty peanut butter toasts with lots and lots of cheese. Ha. That is good toasts. 

Niamh will not be here for our by ourselves dinner tonight.

Because tonight is her night with all the little girls. At the Centre Building. 

I will only have to guard Craig and Zita. That is an easy job.

Day One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty Seven

Craig and Zita and I had our toasts together today. Ha. That is good.

Then Zita and I went for a little walk. It is not cold outside today. It is just all windy. 

Now all the falling down leaves are everywhere again. Oh dear. 

Zita went to the brand new car store. Right after our nice walk. 

Because the black go fast car had to get its do not get stuck in the snow tires on. 

Before all the too much snow comes. 

Some cars do not have any do not get stuck in the snow tires. 

So they just get all stuck in the snow. Or crash into very big trees. Or fall right into our all empty pond. Ha. Too bad for them. 

The silver little car forgot to put its go fast in the summer tires on. 

It still has the do not get stuck tires on. From before. Ha. That is silly. 

The nice man came back to our house this morning. 

He was fixing Emmet’s wall all up. He was here a long time today. Until it was all finished. 

Zita went to do more secret presents shopping. For Ireland. Because it is still way far away. 

Craig was reading my friend Emmet’s brand new all about way old Ireland story today. 

It is about giants. Ha. That is silly. You cannot have giants in way far away Ireland.

Because it is way too rainy all the time. Giants would just get stuck in the ground. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Emmet has to write lots of stories at his new university. 

And even teach the brand new students too. Oh dear. He will be very tired. All the time. 

At Merry Christmas time he will be back in his own bedroom. Maybe he will just sleep all the time. 

But he will have to get up early to open all of Mister Saint Santa’s secret presents. 

And have the special just for Merry Christmas time tasty treats. It is known. Ha. 

And the Merry Christmas time cheese party. With all my friends. It is known. 

Craig and I had our own made muffins for our tasty lunch. Ha.

And after we had a peanut butter toasts. Today we had two tasty lunches. Ha. Good for us. 

Then I minded Craig in the den. When he was the nice policeman from way far away France. 

So he was all safe as can be. Good for me. 

Zita and I went for our all in he very dark walk together. We were very brave. Ha. Good for us. We did not see any raccoons. That is good. 

Tonight is an altogether dinner night. Maybe we will see the not really Emmet again. 

He will be right on top the dining room table. That is silly. 

I will just have a nice under the table nap. Ha. 

Maybe we will have chips tonight. And watch the from far away detectives. Maybe.