Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Two

It is a very nice day outside today. Zita and I had a nice walk.

When we got home my friend Craig was all awake. He had a big sleep in.

Because he is still a bit too sick. 

Then we had toasts altogether. And looked out the watching window.

Our beautiful trees are all green as can be again. That is good. 

When Niamh was all awake she and Zita took lots of bicycles to the fix it all up bicycle store.

We can not find my friend stolen Mister Clifford anywhere. Oh dear. 

It still makes my friend Niamh very sad. Me too. That is not right.

So Miss Rima gave Niamh her father’s old fast bicycle. That was nice.

And Doctor Della lent Orlaith her old bicycle. So now they are at the fix it all up store. Ha.

I stayed here to mind Craig. All by myself.

Because he is still sick. And he is sore all over. 

You should not fall out of your go fast chair or you will get way way sore all over everywhere. 

Because you have to get all back in. It is known.

Emmet is at the comfy library at his old university. 

Some very interesting books came for him. From another university. That is nice. 

Now he has to read them. Ha. 

Craig has to get more medicine. Oh dear. The first one did not work so well. 

That is why he is still a bit too sick. Oh dear. I will stay with him. On the comfy rug in the den. 

Then we played catch the ball. But only a little.

Because of the way too sore. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

We had an altogether dinner tonight too.

And Craig did not have to go fast asleep right away tonight.

So Craig and Zita and I watched some detectives. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Twenty One

We had a very busy night.

Craig was too sick to have his tasty dinner with Zita Emmet Orlaith and me. That is not so right.

Then Craig got way way too hot so Zita had to call doctor Susan. In the middle of the night. 

So then Zita had to put cold soggy towels all over him everywhere. Oh dear. 

And Zita turned the make the house cold machine on. To help him be not way too hot. Oh dear. 

I could not be a big help. So I had a nice nap.

Then this morning he fell right out of the go fast chair. 

Because he was so sick last night. Oh dear.

And I had a little sick tummy. I did not eat my breakfast. 

Because everything is not the same today.

I do not like it when things are not the same. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Then Craig gave me carrot treats in my breakfast. Then I ate it. Ha.

Zita did all her rascal ladies work on the dining room table. 

So she could help me if Craig got all sick again. 

He has to put a stick in his mouth all the time. So he will not be all too hot again.

I minded Emmet when Craig got back in the go fast chair. 

Craig had to get up on my steps in the bedroom. So he could get into the go fast chair again. Ha. Good for me. 

Then Emmet went to his old university to do some more writing. Now his story is a giant story. Ha.

Now Craig is very sore all over. So we only could play catch the ball a little.

That is what happens when you get way too hot sick. And fall down onto the floor. 

He just stayed in the den. Reading his new book all about some of our very fierce soldiers. 

In way way way far away Afghanistan. 

Craig and had a very little peanut butter toast and jam sandwich for our lunch. 

You cannot eat so much when you are sick. Oh well.

When Orlaith came home Zita and I went for little nice walk. 

Maybe we will have an altogether dinner tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Twenty

I only have a short story today.

Craig is sick. All over. And he had to stay in the big bed. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

He was too hot. 

So he could not write my story very much today.

His nice doctor told him to take some medicine.

Zita went to the drugstore to get it for him.

And she stayed home to be his nurse. I helped. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Nineteen

It is the Happy day for mothers today.

We did not have tasty toasts after our nice walk. Too bad for me.

Because everybody went to the busy street restaurant to have a nearly lunch with Craig’s mother.

They gave her secret presents. 

I did not go. I stayed here to guard the house. All by myself. 

When everybody came home it was time for Zita’s secret presents. 

She got old bottles of wine. From far away. 

I do not know why we do not get new bottles. No nobody told me. We only get old bottles to drink. 

Sometimes very old bottles. Older than me. That is silly. 

And Zita got a dangerous giant wale picture that Niamh painted all by herself. 

And Emmet got her a brand new for making pancakes pan. 

Because the old one is all sticks to everything now. Oh dear.

Then Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went to the brand new paint store. 

To make the white paint not so white. And Emmet went for his nice walk in the beautiful sunshine. 

Maybe he will look at all the beautiful beside the canal flowers too. Maybe. 

I had a nice nap in the afternoon sunshine. In my side yard. Ha. Good for me. 

We are only going to have a little dinner tonight.

Because everybody ate too much at the tasty from far away China restaurant. Oh well.

Maybe we will have cheese. Ha. Cheese is my favourite. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighteen

It was a beautiful day outside today. 

It is our Saturday go to old friends breakfast restaurant day for Craig.

Zita and I took him there. Ha. Good for us. Mister Paul came too. So he would not get all lost. 

Then Zita and I went to the hardware store. I got a giant treat. Ha. That is a good store.

When we got home it was time for Niamh and Orlaith to paint Niamh’s brand new bedroom. 

Then Cara and Lee came over to be helpers. 

They are very messy with loud music painters. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Tomorrow is the just for Mother’s Day. We will have even more secret presents. Ha. 

There are cars everywhere on our streets.

Because it is all the beautiful flowers beside the canal time. 

A way far away Queen gives us the flowers. 

Because we guarded her family in Craig’s father’s sad war. Right here in our city. Good for us. 

It is good to guard your friends. I guard my family all the time. It is known. 

So now everybody comes to our city to look at the beautiful flowers. And leave their cars all over. 

And get all lost. Oh well.

Our own beautiful flowers are here too. 

Soon we will have even more. Good for us. 

Zita went to the make you beautiful store at lunchtime. Now her hair is not as furry as mine. Oh well. 

After lunchtime everybody came back to our house to do more painting. I could not help.

Because there were already enough helpers. There was no room for me to be a big help.

So I had a big nap outside on the warm from the sunshine stones. Ha. That is good.

Maybe we will watch more detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Seventeen

I had a very quiet day today.

Zita and I had a nice walk. It was not even a bit warm outside today. Oh well.

I had a little sleep in with Craig after Zita went to her little office. But not for so long. Oh well. 

We had a muffin for our not so tasty breakfast. Oh well too bad for me.

Emmet went to his old university today. To write a new story for the interesting game company. 

It is not the big story for his far away university. 

It is a new story about other way old Gods.

And when Niamh was all fast awake she went to Mister Starbucks to write all about the rascals. 

I had a nice nap and I got cheesie treats for my breakfast.

Because I did not have any crunchy toasts for my watching out the window breakfast. Ha.

Mister Mitch’s father came to our house for more painting in Niamh’s brand new bedroom.

Maybe it will be all finished soon. Maybe.

Then Mister Paul came to borrow the silver little car to take something very big to his house.

Then Craig and Mister Paul went out to do some errands.

And to get my big bag of my own just for tummies food from my nice doctor’s office. That is good. 

When Craig was home cousin Orlaith left. To go to Mister Starbucks store. 

Because she has lots and lots of homework to do for her in way far away Galway university. Oh dear.

And tonight is Niamh’s work until very late nite. At the Centre Building. 

So only Craig and Zita and Emmet and I will have Mister Kettleman’s tasty bagel sandwiches for our dinner tonight. Ha.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Sixteen

It is a soggy day outside today. And way windy too. 

Zita and I finished our before breakfast walk before the windy rain found us. 

So we were only just a bit soggy. Ha.

Then Zita went to the rascal ladies office.

Craig and did not have toasts today. We had fat muffins. Ha. But I like crunchy toasty more. Oh well.

Everybody is squeaky clean again. 

Because now we have lots of hot water again. That is good.

It is not so nice if everybody is too smelly.

Craig and Zita went for a long after dinner walk last night. 

Then Niamh and Orlaith went for a walk to Niamh’s Starbucks too much money for coffee store. 

I stayed here to guard my friend Emmet. He was talking to his friends from all over everywhere. 

So I had a nice nap and guarded the back door.

We are going to have brand new beautiful rugs in the basement. Not in Niamh’s bedroom.

Because she wants lovey comfy for your feet all full of colours rugs. 

And not in Emmet’s bedroom. Because he does not want rugs. I do not know why. 

Now we have clean the basement floors spic and span. 

They are very messy because of Mister Mitch’s work. Oh dear. 

All our front garden beautiful flowers are nearly here. Soon we will have flowers everywhere. 

Because of the lots of rain. 

Emmet had to wear his keep you dry for ever rain coat when he went to the nice university.

To write even more of his stories all about the way way old Gods. But only the ones from Ireland. 

Zita found a very very old all broken bench. For our patio. In somebody’s garbage. Ha. Now it is ours.

But we have to fix it all up. Until it is all beautiful again. 

Craig and I had a toasty sausage sandwich for our lunch. With cheese too. Ha. That is a good lunch.

Then Niamh was all awake and went to the Centre Building for her before dinner job.

So then Craig read new stories for our nice Queen and I minded him. On the comfy living room rug. 

We had a special in the afternoon treats day today. Scotsman’s cookies. Ha. 

Then Kathy came over. To give Zita her secret present. She did not stay.

Because she and Mister Richard are going to way far away London. To visit interesting places. 

And go to their friend’s beautiful pictures show. Ha. That is nice.

When cousin Orlaith came home we had even more tasty snacks. Ha. Good day for me. 

We will have an everybody altogether dinner tonight. That is good. 

Then maybe we will watch the television. With the detectives from way far away Finland. 

That is very far away. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Fifteen

I had a very busy day today.

Last night the make lots of hot water machine stopped making hot water. 

It made a mess instead. Oh dear.

Then we did not have any hot water. So nobody was squeaky clean last night. Only a bit too smelly. Oh dear. 

So a fix it man had to come to my house this morning. He had to take the old broken machine away. 

And then he brought us a brand new make hot water machine. 

It took a long time. But he was not way too noisy. 

But he could not remember Zita’s name. 

He could only remember to call her She. That is silly. 

When he was in the basement the save us, save us machine made its own very loud noises. I do not know why. 

Zita and I had a very nice walk this morning. Before the man came.

Then she was in the other side yard. Making it almost beautiful. 

I had to stay inside to guard the house. I do not know the hot water machine man. 

So I guarded Craig and Niamh. Ha. Good for me. 

I sat at the top of the stairs. Guarding. It is my best job. 

I guarded our house last night too. 

Because everybody was too tired for tasty cooking. 

So Craig and Zita and Emmet and Orlaith went to a nice restaurant up past our busy street. 

I got a peanut butter treat. 

When they got all safe home they had more of Zita’s Sing Happy Birthday cake. 

I had a nice nap. On the comfy rug. With everybody. Ha. That is all right. 

After lunchtime we had lots of brand new hot water. Ha. Good for us.

Then Craig went to the neat and tidy store to get a haircut. Because he was way too furry. Ha.

And Zita and Niamh went to the brand new floor store. To find new different not for too much money floors. 

I guarded the house all by myself. Ha. Good for me. 

And then Zita brought Orlaith home so Orlaith could go to her fix her foot lady. At the nice university.

Emmet was at the nice university all day. Wring more of his very interesting story.

We are going to have a nice altogether dinner tonight. That is good.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Fourteen

We had a little just for us party last night.

Because it was my friend Zita’s Sing Happy Birthday day party. Ha. Good for us.

Cousin Orlaith made tasty flat pasta. And meatballs. Ha.

And we had presents. Lots of presents.

Emmet and Niamh and Orlaith gave Zita a beautiful keep everything in it bag. With a long strap. 

And it had chocolate bars inside. And lots of special beer too. 

Because it is nearly summertime. You can only drink beer in the hot outside summertime. It is known.Ha.

I gave Zita a secret present too. Two big bottles of something to make your salads very tasty. 

One bottle was very old. I do not know why. Craig found it for me. That was nice.

Craig gave her a box full up to the top with special all different chocolate bars. Just for Zita.

From the too much money for food store. 

And another bottle of Scotsman’s scotch. It was very old too. 

Maybe they do not know how to make it any more. Maybe. 

And we had the just for birthdays all on fire cake.

Then everybody had it for our own tasty dessert. 

I was a big help. 

Because sometimes pieces of cake might just fall on to the floor.

I find them before they make a mess. That is my favourite job. Ha. Good for me. 

My friend Emmet always thanks me for being a big help.

That is nice. It is good to have nice friends. It is known.

This morning Zita and I went for a fast walking walk. In the beautiful good morning. 

Then we found Miss Bethany. She does not walk so fast. Oh well.

Miss Devon came today. To make the house all clean. 

Because it is very dusty everywhere. Mister Mitch makes lots of dust. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Our kitchen is all finished. With bright lights everywhere in the ceiling. Ha.

This morning Emmet went to his old university. To write some more. 

And maybe have a tasty lunch there too. 

Craig saw Miss Francis yesterday. She is retiring from our nice university. Oh dear. 

Who will keep the beautiful library all full of lots and lots of interesting books now. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Niamh went to her at the Centre Building job early today. 

Because of Miss Devon’s noisy machines. 

Craig and I just hide in the den. But it is still noisy. 

I cannot go and hide downstairs. 

Because Mister Mitch is only nearly finished downstairs. Not all finished. Too bad for me. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because Niamh is having dinner at Miss Rima’s apartment. Today is Miss Rima’s Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha.

Mister Mitch and his father came to visit us. Before dinnertime. To make more noise in the basement. 

When Emmet came home from the nice university he went for his all by himself walk. To get his when it is hot outside drink. 

And cousin Orlaith had a nap. 

Because of her too early in the morning buffalos building job. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

So I had a nice nap too. Ha. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Thirteen

It was a busy day at our house today.

Because it is my friend Zita’s Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. Good for her. 

But after our walk she had to go to the rascal ladies office anyway. That is not so right.

We have a Rascals sign on my front yard.

Because Craig’s friend is a rascal. And it is everybody vote for Rascals time again. Ha. 

Some people do not even vote. Oh dear. That is silly. 

My friend Emmet went to his old university again. As soon as he was all awake. 

To his comfy in the library chair. 

Because he has to make his chop up long time ago Irish people with a sword story even bigger. 

Because his new university wants him to go to a very important meeting.

In way far away Wales and tell his story to everybody. So they will know things they do not know. 

Only Emmet knows them. Ha. 

Craig and Paul went out today. They did not go to the not so much money for breakfast store. I do not know why.

They went to a giant hardware store. To get fix it up stuff for Paul’s other house. 

And Craig got a brand new save us, save us machine for the basement. It even talks to you. That is silly. 

When cousin Orlaith came home Craig had to go to get another secret present for Zita. Ha.

I already have my secret present. Good for me. 

Niamh went to the Centre Building after lunchtime. For her before dinner job.

I guarded the house all by myself. Ha. It is my own job. 

I looked out the watching window. We have leaves on all our bushes. And our trees too. Ha. That is good.

Everybody is going to give Zita her secret presents at dinnertime. Me too. 

Maybe we will have the delicious in the refrigerator cake too. Maybe it will be on fire. Maybe. 

Before cousin Orlaith came home Mister Mitch’s father came to make Niamh’s new bedroom more beautiful. That is nice. 

Then Mister Mitch came too. In his very big truck. He took all his extra noisy machines away. 

Because he is nearly all finished. Ha.

Then Zita came home early. And Niamh too. 

Because it is Zita’s Sing Happy Birthday day.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Twelve

We only had a little sleep in today. Oh well.

Craig and Zita and I had lots of crunchy toasts this morning. After our nice walk. 

Some toasts were too toasty and the save us, save us machine was very loud. Oh well. We ate them anyway. 

It is a very beautiful day outside today. With sunshine everywhere.

We had own made pancakes for our altogether lunch today. And bacon too. Ha. 

Then Zita and Orlaith made the side yard spic and span with the scary blowing everything everywhere machine. 

I could not help.

Because I just bark at the scary machine. So I had to mind Craig in the den. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Then Zita and Orlaith made all the giant front windows as clean as could be. My watching window too. 

But I could not help. I was a too much barking dog. I got in trouble again. Oh well. Too bad for me. Ha. 

After lunchtime Niamh and Miss Rima and Miss Taryn made lots and lots of treats. 

To take to their big Centre Building meeting. 

Emmet went for his long walk. He brought back a Sing Happy Birthday day cake. For tomorrow. Ha.

That is good. My secret present is hidden away. Ha. Good for me.

Tonight we are having a used food dinner. It will be an altogether tasty dinner. 

Because our refrigerator is too full up to the top with used food. Ha.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eleven

It is Craig’s Saturday go to the old friends breakfast restaurant day today. 

But Zita and I did not take him. Only Mister Paul.

Because I had to stay here with Zita until Mister Mitch’s father came to do more painting. In the basement. 

Ha. Good for me.

But when Craig and Mister Paul got to the restaurant it was broken. 

The restaurant could not make any too much coffee. Or tasty sausage sandwiches. 

Because they did not have any water at all. Oh dear.

So everybody went to the other very little restaurant and had very skinny pancakes. Ha.

Emmet and Niamh and Orlaith went to find Emmet new clothes. Ha. Up on the busy street.

Then Zita went to make your garden beautiful store. 

Zita had a get it for free present. Ha. That is a good present. 

I stayed here to mind Craig. All by myself. 

It is nearly Zita’s Sing Happy Birthday day. 

I got her a secret present. Craig found it for me. Ha. That is good.

I cannot tell you what it is. It is a secret present. Ha. We hid it in the den. 

So Zita will not know I got her my own secret present. Ha. That is good. 

I did not have to give him any real money. He is going to put it on my bill. Ha. That is good. 

It is a beautiful day outside today. Zita and I had a very nice walk. 

There were things all over the streets. Even very big signs. And pieces of people’s roofs. 

Because of the very windy wind last night. Oh dear. 

It is not a fierce windy day today. That is good. 

Zita and I went to see my friends the ducks when we went for our nice before dinner walk. That was nice. 

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith got lots of beautiful clothes last night. At the Centre Building. 

For nearly no money at all. Ha. 

Niamh and Orlaith are going to make own made pizza tonight. Just for us. 

Maybe we will watch new detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ten

It is another soggy day outside today.

I did not have a sleep in today. 

Craig and had had our fat toasts and looked out the watching window at the windy rain.

When Emmet got up he went to Mister Kettleman’s bagel store. 

To get his brand new for breakfast bagels. Ha. 

The bagels at the nice university are not so very brand new and nice and toasty. 

So then he went to the nice university. With his bagels. 

To do some more reading in the very comfy chairs in the library. 

When Niamh got up it was already lunchtime. Ha. 

So she went to the Centre Building. For her after lunchtime job.

Tonight Zita and Orlaith are going to the beautiful dresses show at the Centre Building. They are helpers.

Niamh is a beautiful dress wearer. 

Mister Mitch’s father came after lunchtime to paint lots more of Niamh’s brand new bedroom. 

I stayed upstairs to mind Craig. There is no sticky paint upstairs. Ha. Good for us. 

My tummy is all better today. It was all better last night too. 

But I did not get any special treats. When we watched the television. Oh well.

It is not very nice outside today. It is very very windy outside. And there sometimes rain too. 

And maybe even very loud thunder. Oh dear. I do not like thunder so much. 

 

So we only played catch the ball a few times. 

The present man brought a present for Mister Tom. 

Because he brings us all the from very far away detectives. To watch on the television in the the den. 

The old television is in the basement for Niamh and cousin Orlaith. 

And there is even another television for Emmet’s other computer. 

So he can watch lots of things at the same time. Ha. That is silly. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Nine

I had a very quiet day today.

Because it is a soggy day outside and I had a little sick tummy too.

So I had a nice long nap. I did not even help Craig eat his good morning toasts. Oh well.

Then Craig took Niamh to her important meeting. I stayed here to guard Emmet.

The new floor in the basement men came at lunchtime to look at Niamh’s brand new bedroom.

When Craig came home Emmet went to the nice university. To write even more interesting stories.

Then Mister Mitch’s father came to make the kitchen ceiling beautiful too. 

I went into the living room to mind Craig. On the comfy rug. Ha. 

Sick tummies make you very tired. It is known.

My pond is all full up to the top. That is good. 

Craig and I stayed in the living room. Because the kitchen was full of wet paint. 

You cannot have nice naps on your comfy kitchen bed when there is wet paint everywhere. 

When cousin Orlaith came home she had her nap on the big bed. In Craig and Zita and my room.

Because there was nobody painting anything there. 

I had a nap in front of the door so I could mind Orlaith and Craig at the same time.

Because Craig was just reading in the den. Ha. Good for me. 

Then Craig and looked out my watching window. At the too many cars. And all the soggy people. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Tomorrow night Niamh is going to wear lot and lots of very very old beautiful clothes at the Centre Building.

So everybody can see them and buy all of them. For real money. Ha. 

Zita is going to be a helper. I cannot be a helper. There will be too many people there.

Somebody might step on me. I would not like that.

I will stay here and mind Craig and Emmet. Ha good for me. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eight

I had a nice quiet day today.

Craig and Zita and I had our very own toasts together today. Ha.

Because today is Zita’s do not go to work day. That is good. 

We looked out my watching window. The empty pond is not all empty anymore. 

Because all the beautiful flowers are here. Ha. 

Tonight it will full up to the top. That is good. All my friends the ducks will be here soon. 

When we were finished Zita went outside. To clean the garden up.

Winters make gardens very messy. 

I could not help. Sometimes dogs are not such good beautiful garden helpers. I do not know why.

I am a very fast digger. It is known. Oh well.

So I minded Craig instead. He had to find more interesting stories for our nice Queen. 

Then Emmet went to the nice university. To read something interesting for his maybe in a book very interesting story.

When Zita was outside she talked to Professor Alec. 

She wants to talk to Emmet all about how to find his next university. That is nice.

Emmet will take her to a nice restaurant. And have tea and tasty treats. 

That is what you do with your friends. It is known.

Then Niamh was all awake too. So she had a squeaky clean bath. 

She talked to Miss Zoé on the telephone. In the bathroom. That is silly.

Miss Zoé is still at her way far away university. Beside the giant mountains. 

She is not going to come home. 

Because she has to play games for her own university. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Zita and Niamh had to go and find the most beautiful paint. For her brand new bedroom. 

Then Niamh had to go to teach toe dancing to the little children at the Centre Building. 

Our street is too full of cars. Because of the very big hole in the road street. 

In a little while cousin Orlaith is going to see all the beautiful police horses. 

They have their very own horse houses. Ha. That is good.

Craig and Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. Together.

We saw Mister Tobin. He took my picture. Ha.

Then we went to our first pond. 

My friends the ducks were already there. Only some. Not all of them. 

We got home before all the rain came. So we were not even a bit soggy. 

When we got home Mister Mitch came to visit. To go to work in the basement. Ha. That is good. 

We did not watch anything last night. Everybody was too tired.