Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Five

My friends Zita and Emmet came home last night.

But I was fast asleep. Oh dear. But I woke up right away. Ha. Good for me.

Then everybody went to bed. 

But not Emmet. He had to go to visit Mister Kettleman’s tasty bagel store.

Even in the middle of the night. Ha.

Because they did not have any tasty bagel stores in far way Antigonish. Oh dear.

So he went and got lots of brand new bagels. Then he went to fast asleep. 

On his own very comfy bed with his own lots of pillows. Ha.

Zita and I had a lovely good morning walk today. 

Before she went to the rascal ladies office.

Craig and I had a little sleep in. 

Because of his way too sore knee. Oh dear. 

He has to take do not have a sore leg medicine. Just like me. Ha.

And put the full of hot water bottle on it too. 

But his face is not so nice. Oh dear.

Emmet had his tasty bagels for his breakfast then he downtown went to buy giant paper. 

For his dragons games. Ha.

Craig and I had toasty bagels for our lunchtime. 

With some brand new special from far away Nova Scotia jam. 

Zita brought it back just for our toasty treats. Ha. That was nice.

Today a long time ago some Zita’s dangerous relatives moved into the giant Post Office. 

In way far away Dublin. And they would not give it back. Even when they were asked.

Because they said it was their own Post Office. Not anybody else’s. Oh dear. 

And then everybody shot at everybody. With canons too. Oh dear. 

So then all of Zita’s relatives went to jail. Even her grandfather. Oh dear. 

That is not so nice. So then everybody shot at everybody else again.

But Uncle Joe shot so many people that they had to stop. 

And then they started again. But on different sides. I do not know why. 

So then Uncle Joe’s sister married Zita’s grandfather. 

And because everybody had to go to the wedding they stopped shooting each other. Ha. That was good. 

Now the Post Office is all theirs. Still. Ha. That is good. 

Because you can not get secret presents if you do not have a Post Office. It is known. Ha.

We did not get any secret presents today. Oh well.

So I had a nice quiet day. It is not so very sunny outside today. 

So we only played catch the ball a bit. 

Because of the sore knee. And sore all over face. Oh dear. Too bad for Craig.

When Zita came back home tonight we went for our lovely before dinnertime walk.

And then we had an altogether dinner. With my whole family. And with tasty cheese too. 

Right here in my own house. Ha. That is good.