Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Ninety Nine

I only had a little sleep in today. Oh well. 

I was very tired last night. I have been very very busy. Because of all the parties. I had to guard everybody all the time. 

My cheese party friends went home to their far away city last night. Oh well.

Our cousins are all here. Orlaith and Ciara and even Emma. Cousin Emma has never met me before. 

She is brand new for our house. Ha. 

They sleep in the scary basement. Altogether.

We had another party last night. With cheese too, I guarded everybody. Again. All by myself.

I am the best party minder in the world. Zita told everybody. Ha. It is true. 

It is way hot outside today. We did not play catch the ball so much today.

Because Craig will just melt into a nasty puddle. He said so. 

I do not think that is so true. He is silly sometimes. 

We just stayed in the nice cool house.

Then we had a giant lunch. With pretend toasts. And all the cousins too.

Niamh had to go to teach dance a lot at a sing happy birthday party. At our centre building.

Even in the way too hot. Too bad for her.

Emmet has to write more stories all about the far way people who have giant totem poles. 

For real money. With his friend from way far away Germany. Ha. 

The totem poles have animals all sitting on top of each other. Even dangerous whales. And fierce bears. That is silly. 

Zita took Ciara and Emma in the black go fast car. Maybe to get ice cream treats. Ha. That is good. 

Miss Massie has come to live with my very far away friends Mister Elliott and Miss Gracie. 

To keep them company. She is still only very little. And can only live in a box. 

So she does not just get all squished. Ha. That is good. It is not nice to be squished. 

This afternoon Cousin Orlaith went to the Mahoney's other house. On the very big lake. 

Mister Aidan went with her in the red way fast car. 

Miss Tara will be there too. And Kathy and Richard. All the Mahoneys. Ha. 

We did not have a happy just for Father's Day in our house. 

Because we are way too busy. We will have it later. When our house is all empty. 

Zita says then everybody will go to a nice table sheet restaurant. 

And I will guard the house and get toasts treats. Ha. That is good. 

We did not watch any detectives last night. 

Because of the big parties. Oh well. Maybe we will watch something tonight.