Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Nine

We did not get up so early today. Ha. 

Zita and I went for a long nice walk. All the way to Emmet's old school. On all the nice quiet streets.

We did not go to wake up the ducks today. Ha. 

Zita did not get home until very late last night. 

I waited and waited. But she was very late. 

I just stayed in the kitchen. That is where I wait until everybody is all home. It is my job.

She was late because of all the work at the too small office. For all the rascal ladies. 

She did not even have her tasty diner until bedtime. That is not right. Oh dear.

Craig just watched the hockey games. In the den. I did not watch. I was way too busy waiting.

We won. Both of them. Craig told me. Ha. Good for us. 

My friend Niamh talked to Zita on the telephone this morning. 

She is reading a famous detective story for her far away university. Ha. That is good. 

I know all about detectives. 

I listen to all the detective programs on the television. The ones from way far away Mister Tom brings to us.

I will be a big help for my friend Niamh. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita drove Emmet to his all about old Russians class. At his university.

Then Zita and Craig and I went for an nice after lunchtime walk. All the way to the busy street. 

Craig went to visit mother in the giant building. To see about her all squished foot. 

Zita and I went to our nice bank. 

That is where I get giant tasty treats because I am a very polite dog. Ha. 

I guarded the house until Craig came home. Zita had to go to the way too small office again. 

She is not going to be late today. She told me. That is good.

Then Craig went to get Emmet. At his nice university. I guarded the house again.

We did not get even one present today. 

I did not even see the present man at all. Maybe he got all lost. Maybe.

Ollie the dog is living with Mister Bill again. He moved here from Toronto. 

Because Toronto is way too big. 

Ollie thinks he is a car. He just goes fast asleep in our driveway. 

Right where the black go fast car lives. Oh dear. 

Zita has to get out of the car. And get him all awake. Oh dear. 

That is silly. I have my own very comfy bed. 

In the kitchen. Not on the driveway. With the cars. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Eight

Zita and I were up way early today. So we had a very fast walk. All over. And fast. Ha. Good for us.

We did not even see the ducks. We were too fast. Ha. 

Then we had our toasts and Craig and Zita had their too much coffee. 

They had even more too much coffees because it is everybody drink coffee day. 

The radio in the den said so. 

That is a silly day. 

Then it was time for Emmet to go to his other university. So Zita drove him. 

Then she came home to do her rascal ladies work.

Craig and I played catch the ball. And looked out my watching window. Ha. 

Then Craig went to get Emmet at his other university. He did not stay there all day today. 

Because he had lots of other words to read for his nice university.

Then Craig drove him back to the other university. After our tasty lunch. I got carrot treats. 

And Zita had to go to the too small office. I had to guard the house all by myself. Ha. 

Because Craig waited for Emmet at the other too many cars university. Good for me. 

I will get good guarding treats. Ha. 

The present man brought Emmet new cards for his special magical game. 

From nearly very far away. That is good. Ha.

It will be shopping for secret presents time soon. Ha. That is good. 

Soon it will be cheese party time. And Mister Saint Santa time too. 

That is my favourite time. It is known.

We watched the last of the doctor in way far away Dublin last night. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch new programs tonight. Maybe. 

Craig got little notes on his flat computer. This afternoon. 

From all my friends Miss Georgi, Miss Rachel, Miss Rima and lots of the dance a lot friends. 

Because they are going to visit me. When they are all home from their universities. 

For the thanks a lot for everything special tasty dinner. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe there will be a cheese party. Maybe. Ha. I love cheese parties. 

Zita told me I was the very best party dog ever. Ha. That is true.

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Seven

We had a nice long walk today. Because Zita and I got up early. 

We did not see anything on our walk. I think everybody else was in their comfy beds. Ha. Too bad for them.

When we got home we had fat toasts. Craig made the too much coffees. So we could watch out the watching window. Together. 

Craig spilled lots of little not so very tasty things on the floor. I only ate some. 

Then he had to clean them all up. Ha. Too bad for him.

Then everybody was busy. Oh well. 

Craig and I played catch the ball just a bit. Before he had to read stories for the nice Queen.

Today is Emmet's all day at his nice university day. He is even there for his dinnertime. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

He will get some nice chocolate donuts from Mister Horton's nearly a restaurant store. 

And read lots of interesting books. In the very comfy library. And look out the windows at the beautiful canal. 

Zita drove Emmet to his nice university because she had other interesting things to do. 

And her head was all too full up of rascal ladies work. Oh well. 

The giant bird came back to our pond today. For a little visit. 

It is not so cold yet. It only goes on vacation when it is too cold. Ha.

We watched another program on the television last night. All about a doctor in way far away Ireland. 

Right in Dublin. Where Zita used to live. He catches nasty people. That is good. 

Mister Tom brought us this program. That was nice.

Craig is now a professor trying to find nasty people because of the old war nobody wanted. In way far away France. 

They have very tasty food in France. Even for dogs. It is known.

Orlaith's daddy phoned Zita yesterday. Because he is Zita's big brother. 

It is going to be my friend Orlaith's special birthday soon. Ha. That is nice. Then she will be nearly old. Ha. 

She used to live in our basement. In the other little bedroom. With the television. Ha. 

We used to go for very long walks. Together. 

We cannot go for walks now. Because now she is going to her very old university in way far away Ireland. 

The one right beside the giant ocean. 

The same ocean as my friend Niamh far away university. But on the other side. 

Sometimes they wave at each other. Maybe. 

Tomorrow is Lee and Cara's sing happy birthday day. It is the same day. 

Because they are twins. Ha. 

Emmet and Niamh have the same day too. But they are not twins. Just brother and sister. 

And my friends. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Six

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. We went all around the canal. 

We saw my friends the ducks. They were not arguing at all today. 

Because they were all fast asleep. Under the droopy trees. Ha. Too bad for them.

We did not see my friend Jamie. He was still fast asleep too. Ha. 

Today is Emmet's at two universities day. Craig drove him to his nice university this morning. 

And then he went to the eat in you car restaurant again. Oh well. 

He will just get a sick tummy. Too bad for him.

When my friend Emmet came home he had to go go for a walk to get his icy tea. 

So he could read more of his very fat books. 

Then Zita drove him to his other university. In the black go fast car. 

For his all about very old Irish people class. He has to stay there until dinnertime. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Miss Rima came to visit me. On her bicycle. We had a long nice visit. 

She brought Niamh's special dance night program. For television.

So everybody can watch it forever. Ha. That is good. 

She talked to Zita and Craig too. 

She said she will come and visit me again. That is nice. I like visitors. 

When we have visitors sometimes we have cheese. Ha. And sometimes I get cheesie treats. Good for me.

Zita did not get home until late last night. Because she was at the other hospital. 

Craig's mother did not even break one foot. She just squished it a bit. So she went back to her apartment. 

But Zita waited for the very loud ambulance. 

She could not watch the man on the television contest. Because she was not here. 

Craig did not watch it so much. Emmet either. 

Craig watched the hockey game instead. 

Because the are referees in the hockey game. But not on the television. Oh dear. That is not right. 

In the hockey game if you are nasty you have to go sit all by yourself. 

But not on the television contest. Oh well.

Craig's team won the hockey game. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Five

Zita and I went for a nice walk after Craig and Emmet went to the other university.

It is the go to the other university early day. 

We did not have any toasts with Craig today. Because he was not here. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

When Craig and Emmet came home Zita was very busy with all the rascal ladies. On the telephone. 

I had to be very very quiet. So I had a nice nap on my comfy bed in the kitchen. 

Emmet was very tired because he was up very late last night. So he had a nice long nap too. 

On his own comfy bed. Not my bed. 

Craig and I had a very fat peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. Ha. Good for us.

Then Craig's mother's apartment lady called. On the telephone.

Because Craig's mother fell down. And the loud noisy ambulance took her to the other hospital. 

Because the doctor wanted to see some inside pictures of her foot. Oh dear. 

And when Zita was taking to the lady Niamh called Craig. From the far away university. 

Because she had to go to the hospital too. Oh dear. That is not right. 

It is a different hospital in the far away city. 

She had to go because her fingers got all caught in a big door. Oh dear. Oh dear.

A nearly a Doctor lady told Niamh that some of her fingers were broken. 

They are not just broken off. Just way too much bent. 

And she had to go to the hospital. To get some inside pictures of her hand. 

But she did not go. Until today. Oh dear. That was silly. 

Then all the electricity in my house just stopped. And everybody else's house too. 

And all our machines stopped too. Oh dear. Even all the computers. Oh dear. 

Emmet went out to see where all the electricity went. Ha. That is good. 

But he could not find it. So he came home.

Craig called Mister Tony's tasty pizza store. So we could have a nice dinner. 

Because our stove would not make anything because of the no electricity. 

Then Zita had to go to the hospital to see Craig's mother. 

And Craig had to stay her so he could talk to Niamh. 

To make sure she went to the hospital at her far away university. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

And then a man was talking on the television and he forgot all about what was true. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Craig could not watch it so much. Because it made his eyes all sore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Four

Zita and I did not have a nice sleep in today. We went for a fast fast walk. 

Because it is very nice and cool outside today. You cannot go for fast walks when it is all hot out side. 

We saw my friend Jamie and professor Jill too. Jamie likes the nice and cool too. Ha. Good for us. 

Then we saw my friends the ducks. But they were having a very loud argument. 

I do not know why. Maybe they want to go to a different place for their vacation this time. Maybe. 

I ignored them. Good for me. 

Then Zita went to the make you fit store. Craig and I had peanut butter toasts. Ha. That is good. 

Then we watched everything out my watching window. And Craig had his too much coffee with me.

Zita went to see all the nice farmers this morning. To buy some tasty food for our lunch. Ha.

I did not go. Because she had to go to the make you fit store first. 

I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. 

Craig tried to see Niamh on his flat computer. In her far away university. Two times. But she did not answer. 

Maybe she was still all fast asleep. Maybe.

When Zita came home we had pretend pancakes. And very tasty bacon. 

And brand new from the nice farmers strawberries for my friend Emmet. 

Emmet puts chocolate bits on his pretend pancakes. Oh well. Dogs cannot have chocolate. Oh well. 

The bacon made the danger danger danger machine make the very loud noise. 

I did not help it today. Good for me.

Zita had lots of errands to do today. To find forgotten things for my friend Niamh. 

To send them to her far away university. 

Last night I got green bean treats. They were our own made green beans. 

From our own beautiful garden. Ha. Good for us. 

I am our garden guarder. Ha. That is good. 

My friend Lee and I went for a long before dinnertime walk.

At first I did not want to go. Because I was just all fast asleep. 

On my own comfy bed. Then I was all fast awake. Ha. Oh well. 

We are good together walkers. 

We did not see the ducks. Maybe they are not so noisy now. 

Maybe they went out to another pond for their dinner. Maybe. Ha.

We watched the old detectives last night. For only a little while. 

Because everybody was tired. And we went to our comfy bed. For a comfy sleep. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Three

We took Craig to his old friends breakfast this morning.

Because it is go to breakfast Saturday. 

It was very beautiful outside. Just all blue sunny and nearly cool. Ha.

When we left Craig we went for our nice walk. 

But not too long today. Because of the rascal ladies work. Even on Saturday. Oh dear.

Emmet was up early today. Because he was helping his sister. 

With her first long story for her far away university. 

That is what big brothers do. Ha. That is good. 

Zita finished making Emmet's long story beautiful too.  

That is what parents do. Ha. That is good.

Then someone called Zita on the telephone. 

To tell her Craig's friend Roger was just so tired he could not ever wake up. 

So this morning he went to heaven. That is why he did not go to the old friends breakfast. 

Because he went to heaven instead. Oh dear. Oh dear. They have tasty breakfasts in heaven too. It is known. 

He had lots of dogs. They will just be there all waiting for him. To show him all the interesting everythings. 

And to make sure he does not get just all lost. Because heaven is very big. 

Dogs do not get all lost like people. Even in heaven. 

Because Mister Saint Newton gives every dog a secret everywhere in heaven map. For their nose. Ha. 

The map is not for people. Their noses are too small for an everywhere map. Ha. Too bad for them.

Today Niamh not at her far away university. She is taking care of Zita's friend Doctor Tanya's two children.  

At her all full of windows house. In far away Halifax. 

They do not have a nice guard you forever dog. Oh well. 

They will just have my friend Niamh to guard them. All day.

Because Doctor Tanya has to run very fast for a long long way. 

For nearly all day. I do not know why. Oh dear. 

We watched the football game last night. On the television. Craig's team won. Ha.

Then we watched a detective from far way France. From not a long time ago. 

When everybody wore hats. All the time. Even in their cars. And their offices.  

And when it was not even too cold. That is silly.

Craig only wears his hat when it is way too cold. It is true. 

To keep his ears toasty warm. Ha. Hats are silly. 

Craig and Zita are going to a tasty food restaurant tonight. Just them. Not me. Or Emmet.

I will stay here to guard Emmet and my comfy house. 

Until Craig and Zita come home and it is everybody's bedtime. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty Two

We did not go for our early in the morning walk today. Because of all the too much rain this morning. 

We waited until the sky was all full of sunshine before we went for our nice walk. 

We did not want to be all soggy. Ha. That is good.

When Craig was all awake and we had extra toasts. 

Because you always have extra toasts when it is too rainy outside. Ha. That is good. 

We always have toasts in the morning. And we look out the watching window. Good for us.

Before lunchtime we went for our walk. We did not see my friends the ducks today. 

Maybe they were shopping. For their vacation. Maybe.

Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies this morning. 

Then she had to stop because she had to go to a nice lunch with her friend. 

And after our lunchtime Craig drove Emmet to his all about old Russians class. At his nice university.

I stayed here to guard the house. All by myself. 

Craig went to the other hospital. To see his friend Roger. 

Roger is having a very long sleep in. He is still fast fast asleep. Oh dear. 

So his friends just go visit to say hello. Maybe he can hear them. Maybe. 

He does not go to the old friends breakfast anymore. Because of the sleep ins. Oh dear. 

All the old friends are a bit sad. Oh dear.

It is a play football day in our neighbourhood. 

Way up on the busy street. It is a too many cars day. 

The people even park their cars everywhere. Not even in the right places. 

Then the police come with the big take you car all away trucks. Oh dear. Too bad for them. 

We only go for little walks on too many car days. 

Because the cars do not even see you. Even if you are big and all fury. Like me. Oh dear. 

Because they are looking for a place to leave their car. They are not very good car drivers. 

That is why the policemen catch them. Ha. 

And take their cars all away. To the just for cars jail. Ha. 

I have to go to the make me beautiful store soon. 

Last night Zita said I look a bit of a ruffian. Oh dear. 

That is not very nice. I am just a little bit too fury. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty One

Zita and I got up early today. Craig did not get up. Too bad for him.

We went for a nice walk. There were some scary noises but my friend Zita was very brave. Ha. Good for us.

It is nearly hot out today. That is silly. It should be nice and cool. 

Because all the leafs are starting to fall on the ground. Silly weather.

There were lots of awful squirrels this morning. Everywhere. 

I hate squirrels. Squirrels always get me in trouble. Oh well.

Zita had to go to the too small office this morning. 

My friend Emmet went with her. Because his other university is not so far from the too small office.

Today is Emmet's all day at his other university day. 

When Zita came home we had extra toasts. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig finished all the writing for the nice Queen before we had the extra toasts. 

So he had toasts with us too. That is good.

We saw Niamh on Zita's telephone at lunchtime. Niamh is too small on the telephone. 

That is not right. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Craig went to visit his mother. After lunchtime. 

She always forgets that I am a beautiful lady dog. Because she is way old. Oh well. 

Last night we had special late at night in the big bed toasts. Ha. Craig eats toasts very slowly. 

Even when I put my feet right on him. Too bad for me. Oh well.

I always wait for my family to come home at my watching window. 

Sometimes Craig comes to help me watch. That is good. 

Watching out you window with you friends does not get you in trouble. 

If the the squirrels come and run on you own beautiful patio. They will just scare all the squirrels far away. I hate squirrels.

After Zita came back to our house Emmet was there too. That is good. 

Emmet talked to his new all about way old Ireland professor about the pictures of our dangerous relatives. 

From way far away a long time ago. He was way interested. Maybe he does not have any dangerous relatives. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Maybe our relatives had dangerous fierce dogs too. Just like me. Maybe.

Zita looked at Emmet's new story. So it will be just all beautiful. That is good. 

We went for our nice before dinnertime walk. But only a very little one. Because of the all of the sudden windy rain. 

We did not want to be all soggy. Ha. Good for us.

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Thirty

Zita and I had a nice long walk today. Because it was a very beautiful morning.

We went to both my ponds. And then we went all along the old colonel's street. Beside our own canal. 

There were no boats today. Ha. 

My friends the ducks are still here. In their own pond. That is good. 

They were all fast asleep. Under the big hang in the water trees. 

There were no nasty white dogs on our walk today. Anywhere. That is good. 

We had our toasts before Zita had to go to the too small office. 

Then Craig and I played catch the ball. Lots of times.

The present man brought Craig a new book. 

It is all about the little girl detective. In way far away England. 

Craig has lots of her books. That is nice. 

It is nice to have lots of nice books. 

Sometimes Craig reads the interesting parts all about very brave dogs to me. That is good.  

The make the house spic and span ladies came to our house today. Even before my lunchtime. 

Then Craig drove Emmet to his nice university. He stayed. To wait for him. So he could bring him home. 

He had even more fat muffins. When he was waiting for my friend Emmet. 

Emmet's other class at his nice university does not even start until dinnertime. 

That is why he came home. To read more very interesting books. 

He got them from the beautiful library. Libraries are all full up with books. 

That is why we have libraries. So everyone can read very interesting books. It is known. 

My friend Lee and I went for a nice before dinner walk. That was nice. 

We had a long walk. Ha. Good for us. 

Tonight when Emmet goes back to his nice university he does get home until my nearly bedtime. Oh dear. 

I will wait up for him. Until he be all safe in his cosy big bedroom. With his comfy fat leather chairs. 

Maybe tonight we will watch some more programs about the messy detective. Maybe. 

We did not have any popcorn last night. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Nine

Zita and I got up early today. Because of all the rascal ladies work.

We went for a walk. It was not so very nice today. Because there were lots of nasty white dogs. 

A little one. And two big ones. I did not know them. I do not know why they did not like me. Too bad for them. 

And they barked and barked at us. I did not care. Because I am very brave. Zita told me. Ha.

And then I had to wait for a long time for our toasts. Zita was busy with the rascal ladies.

And because Craig had a little sleep in. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Then Craig and Emmet had to go to his nice university. 

And Craig went to the eat in your car restaurant. 

For a way too big coffee. And a fat muffin. Ha. Because he waited for my friend Emmet. At the nice university. 

Then they came home. 

I guarded Zita when they were away. Ha. No nasty white dogs came to our street. That is good.

Then Zita took Emmet to his other university. After lunchtime. 

Then she had to go to the way too small office. 

I stayed here to guard Craig. 

In case the nasty white dogs came to our street. Too bad for them. 

Because I am a very fierce guarding dog. Ha. 

Craig had to write more for our nice Queen today. I stayed in the living room. At my watching window. Guarding everything. 

Last night we watched the not very neat and tidy detective. From way far away. 

There were even some very noisy dogs there. I barked at them. They did not hear me. Oh well.

Then I had a nice nap. In the den. With Craig and Zita. 

Then we went all fast asleep. In the big comfy bed. 

But then I had to get up in the middle of the night. As fast as can be. 

Because I heard my side door open. In the middle of the night. Oh dear. 

It was only my friend Emmet. Because he went outside. Oh dear. 

He forgot his little computer in the silver little car. He could not find it everywhere. Then he remembered. Ha. 

I helped him close the door. And make more Irish tea. 

Because I am a big help. Even in the middle of the night. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Eight

I had a quiet day. Because everybody was very busy.

Only Zita and I had toasts this morning. 

Because Craig had to drive Emmet to his very early in the morning class. 

At the other too many cars university. 

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk. It was a beautiful all sunny day. And not hot at all. 

Even more trees are not still all green anymore. I saw them. Oh dear.

Then Zita had to go to another all the way downtown important meeting.

I guarded the house. By myself.

I stayed at my watching window. So I can watch everything. It is my job. 

Your eyes can have nice naps when you are guarding the house. But your ears cannot. It is known. 

Then Craig and Emmet came back. They brought home the special not very good for you way tasty croissants. Ha.

Craig and I had them for our toasts instead. Because it was too late for real toasts. Ha.

Then we had some for our lunchtime too. Good for us.

Croissants are my favourite. Because I used to be French. A very long time ago. Not any more. 

Now I am Miss Poppy Taylor. I am the most excellent guarder dog. In the whole world. 

Even in way far away. Ha. And I am beautiful. Ha. 

Craig told me so. This morning. When he and Emmet got home. And the house was all safe and sound.

My friend Emmet even had giant chocolate croissants. Ha. Good for him. 

The present man brought Craig a new detective book.

It is a little book. It did not have any pictures. Oh well. Or nice helper dogs. 

Emmet is way busy writing all about Russians.

When just everybody was in charge. Sometimes. Then they were not. Oh well. 

Zita came home after my nice lunchtime nap. 

She was still very busy with all the rascal ladies. I had another nice nap.

Then she had to go downtown. Again. I do not know why.

Last night we watched the silly doctor program. He lives in way far away England. We had popcorn too. Ha. Good for me.

Craig is not so neat and tidy with popcorn. Ha.


 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Seven

It was sleep in Sunday. But we did not even sleep in.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Early. Because it was a very beautiful day. There were lots and lots of sheep clouds. Ha.

I saw a tree all full of leafs that will fall down on the ground. It was just around the corner. 

Not my corner. Another corner.

The leafs are not even green anymore. Oh dear. 

We did not have any toasts today. Because Zita had to go to the make you all fit store. 

And Craig had to watch the little noisy cars go very fast. 

When Zita came home we had brand new still all toasty bagels. From Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. Ha.

After our lunchtime my friend Niamh called us. Zita could see Niamh on her telephone. 

I looked and looked for her. I could not find her anywhere. Oh dear. 

Niamh won a keep you toasty warm jacket. At her far away university. Ha. That is good.

But Emmet's old refrigerator does not work anymore. Zita will get her a brand new one. A very cold one. That is good. 

So she will not starve to death in the middle of the night. 

I do not like it when people are all in the telephone. That is not right. 

I cannot see them in the telephone. I do not know why. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Niamh and her far away university friends are going to a very bright house. Today. 

It is a very old bright house. They made it to stop boats from just crashing into all the rocks. 

Emmet told me. That is why oceans are way dangerous. 

Because boats just crash into things and then sink. Right to the bottom. Oh dear.

I do not go in boats. Just like my friend Emmet.

Then Craig and Zita and I went for a nice walk. To visit all the nice farmers. 

We went to the busy street. I got giant because I am a polite dog treats. From our bank.

Then we bought tasty food from the nice farmers. Even brand new green beans. Ha. 

I even got one for a treat. Ha. Good for me.

There was a silly golden dog who barked at me. Twice. I did not care. 

He was just a silly dog. He did not get nice green bean treats. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Emmet is very busy. He has to write a story. All about the way old stories in way far away long time ago Ireland. 

When the way old Gods still lived there. 

Maybe now they live in Emmet's giant interesting books. Or in Heaven with all their friends. Maybe. 

Maybe we will have tasty green beans for our dinner tonight. Maybe. 

Maybe we will watch detectives on the television tonight. In the comfy den. Maybe. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Six

Zita and I had a nice sleep in today. Just us.

Craig and I got up so I could have my tasty breakfast. 

Then he had to go to his old friends breakfast. All by himself. 

Because I had to stay here and guard Zita and Emmet. Because they were all even still fast asleep.

Then I went back to the big comfy bed. To guard my friend Zita. Ha. Good for me. 

We did not go for a nice walk this morning. We had the sleep in instead. It was not so nice outside today. Oh well. 

Then we had our toasts. Just Zita and me. 

Craig came home at lunchtime. He did not get lost at all. That is good.

Niamh sent us a little movie. She was on a ferry boat. On nearly the giant ocean. Oh dear. 

She was with her friends from her far away university. They are going shopping. 

Emmet is still very busy reading all the stories for his interesting classes. 

He had to print lots and lots of them. So he can write on them. For his remember everything exams.

He had to send some important papers to his next university. 

Emmet likes universities. A lot. That is why he wants to be a professor. 

So he can just stay at nice universities. And write interesting stories all about the way old Gods. From way far away Ireland. And drink hot chocolate. That is good. 

Tonight Craig and Zita are going to a not way too loud concert. 

To hear real people sing their songs. Not on the music  machines. 

They are going just up on the busy street. Not even far away. 

I will stay here to guard my friend Emmet. Just Emmet and me. Ha. Because we are friends. 

Emmet was very tired last night. He went to bed early. Before me. 

Nice long sleeps are good for you. That is why we have sleep ins. Good for us. 

We watched the lady detectives from way far away England last night. 

It was a bit scary. I do not like scary programs so much. I had a nice nap instead. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Five

Zita and I had a long nice walk today. Because it was a very beautiful morning.

Not even one cloud.

When we were all at home Craig was wide awake. And we had our toasts. Ha.

That is good.

My friend Niamh talked to us last night. From her far away university in Halifax.

I heard her on Zita's telephone.

She spilled paint on her brand new duvet cover. Oh dear.

She had to go to a store to buy a new one. With her very own money. Oh dear.

And a sneezing cold has caught her. Oh dear.

 Craig told me Niamh is going to come home to visit me.

In a little while. For just a little while. She is going to fly on an aeroplane.

From her far away university to our own house. Ha. That is good.

Then she will sleep in her own comfy bed. Ha.

 I will wake her up. In the morning. Ha. Good for me.

We did not watch any nice detectives last night. On the television. I do not know why.

Maybe because Craig had to have a spic and span bath last night. Maybe.

He does not smell like my friend Craig when he has a bath. I do not like that so much. Too bad for me.

Craig had to go to the make you neat and tidy shop today. Before our tasty lunch.

To make him all neat and tidy again. That is good. He was not so tidy. It is known.

 Zita was very busy with all the rascal ladies today. Because they are all away.

All over the whole country. And Zita is here.

 Emmet has to go to his all about the far away Russians class this afternoon.

 It is at his nice university. Not his other too many cars university.

Now he will know why all the old trains just fell over. Ha.

That will be interesting. Zita had to go to get her new computer to talk to her phone.

And not get all confused. And Craig has to go to get my tasty just for me food.

From my nice hospital. And drive my friend Emmet to his nice university. I will guard the house all by myself. Ha.

I will get peanut butter treats. Because I am a good guarder.

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Four

I had a very nice day. It is not warm at all day. Craig even had to wear a cosy shirt.

Because all the leafs are going to just all fall down on the ground. 

Because then it is just fall. 

After fall it is secret present Merry Christmas time. Ha. Good for us. 

That is when we have lots of cheese parties. 

Zita and I got up early so we could look out our watching window. And she could read our little newspaper. 

Then Zita drove Emmet to his other university. After our toasts. That was good. 

It is Emmet's all day long day at his other university day. 

He has to find a tasty restaurant for his lunchtime. It is not the same as his nice university. Oh well.

When Zita and Emmet were all gone in the go fast car Craig and I watched everybody. From my watching window.

Zita and I did not go for our nice walk until our lunchtime. 

Because Zita had to go to the too small office. For a little while. And then for another little while. I do not know why. 

When we went for our walk we had to get a new choke me to death collar. Up on the busy street. 

Because Craig broke the old one. I do not know why. Oh well. Too bad for me.  

The noisy make the streets clean machines visited my street today. Oh dear. 

I do not like those machines so much.

I did not even bark at them. Ha. Good for me.

We watched the Scotsman detective last night. For a long long time. Now it is all over. 

We did not have any popcorn. Oh well. 

I had a nice nap.On the comfy rug. In the den. 

My friend Niamh went swimming in the way cold giant ocean yesterday. 

The dangerous ocean is right beside her far away university. 

She sent me a picture. On Craig's flat computer. Ha. That is good. 

She did not get chased or even eaten by any dangerous sharks. Or a whale. That is good. 

There was a man in a very old book who was eaten all up by a giant whale. Then he got out. Emmet told me. That is not right. 

You cannot get out of a giant whale. They are too big. You would be all lost forever. Ha. That is a silly story. 

We sent Niamh a package. With lots of things she forgot she needed. 

We are going to send her a big picture of just me. So she will not forget me. When she is in far away. 

Day One Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Three

I had another not so busy day today. I am not so busy now.

Because my friend Niamh is in her far away university.

So there are not dance a lot ladies here all the time. For me to guard. Oh dear. 

I do not know who is guarding them now. Oh dear.

Even Mister Clifford in in the basement now.

I do not have to guard him either. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Zita and I had our nice before toasts walk.

It was not so sunny today. It was a just full of flat clouds day.

Craig is very slow eating his toasts. It is known. Too bad for me.

Then Zita had to go to her too small office. Because everybody was not there. Ha. 

Emmet did not have to go to his universities today. I do not know why.

Craig had to write a lot of things for our nice Queen today. In the den. I had a nice nap. On the big comfy bed.

We played catch the ball a lot. When Craig's head was all too full of words.

We had even more peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch.

Craig only knows how to make peanut butter sandwiches. Or cheese toastys. Too bad for him.

Emmet had a very sticky bun. And his giant cup of Irish tea. For his lunch.

Then he went back downstairs to his comfy bedroom to read even more interesting stories.

My friend Niamh had a little remember everything exam. In her far away university. Already. Oh dear.

I did not like my remember everything exams so much.

There was a squirrel in my side yard. In my own trees. I barked at it. In my special loud bark. Ha.

It jumped right on to my roof. And ran all away. So I could not catch it. Oh well. Too bad for me.

I cannot catch the squirrels when they are in the trees. That is not right.

Sometimes my friends the crows come and scare them all away. From the trees. Ha.

Sometimes they just fall out of the trees. Ha. Silly squirrels.

I hate squirrels.

Sometimes they get me in trouble. That is not right. I am just trying to guard me house. Oh well. Too bad for me.

It is our cousin Ciara's sing happy birthday day. In way far away Ireland.  She is nearly old now.

And it is even Lily's sing happy birthday day too. Here in our city. But just around the corner. Ha.

Emmet went for a nice walk this afternoon. His head was all too full up with words too.

Maybe we will watch the Scotsman detective tonight. Maybe there will be popcorn. Maybe. Ha.