Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Four

I was very busy this morning.

Because Zita had a sick tummy last night. So she had to stay in her comfy bed. Until lunchtime.

I stayed right beside her. On the bed too. 

Because  am the very best nurse dog in the world. Craig told me. Ha. It is true. 

Because Zita was too sick today Niamh and cousin Orlaith and Miss Rima are coming home by themselves. 

Niamh and Miss Rima are going on the not very dangerous train. 

But they could only get the wrong time train. Oh dear.

So then they had to go and find a very tasty food restaurant in Montreal. For their own lunchtime. Ha.

But Montreal has lots and lots of way tasty restaurants. Everywhere. 

So it is not a hard job to find them. That is good.

Last night because Niamh and Miss Rima went to the dance a lot school. They had to go dancing until very late. 

Too bad for them.

At lunchtime cousin Orlaith came back in Miss Joe’s very little car. 

There was not enough room for Niamh and Miss Rima too. Oh well.

So cousin Orlaith did not have to find they very tasty restaurant. 

So she could have her lunchtime chips in the little car. 

It is still way way too hot outside today. In Montreal too.

So Niamh and Miss Rima have to wear their hide from the sunshine glasses all the time.

Even inside. Even at nighttime. Oh dear. 

Emmet had a big sleep in today. Maybe because it is a holiday today. 

But we had a tasty Mister Kettleman’s bagel lunch when he was fast awake. Ha. I always get bagel bits. 

We did not play catch the ball today. Because of the way too hot. Oh well. 

Emmet is nearly all finished his important very big story. 

For his nice Professor in his far away university. 

When cousin Orlaith came home she and Zita went to the rascal ladies office to get some important pieces of paper. In the black go fast car. 

Because it is way too hot for your bicycles. 

And Zita is still a bit too lie down on the sofa and rest sick. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

I stayed right there with her.  Wherever she was. It is my own job. 

Last night we watched the scary detective program. Until it was all finished. That is good.

Maybe we can watch a nice not scary program tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Three

When Zita and I came home from our before it gets way too hot nice walk Craig was all awake.

So we did not have any sleep ins today. Oh well.

Then Zita and Craig had their too much coffee outside in our side yard. 

Zita read Emmet’s very important story too. Until was was all perfect. That is good. 

I minded them. On my flat cool stones. 

There was a raccoon on my patio last night.

But it was not a giant raccoon. Only a very little raccoon. 

I barked a very fierce bark and it climbed up one of my trees. All by itself. Ha.

Niamh and cousin Orlaith are still at the too loud concert. In very very hot outside Montreal. Oh dear.

They sent me pictures so I would not be just all the time worried.

They did not just melt away into puddles. That is good.

But now their hair is all different colours.

Maybe because their heads got too hot. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Before lunchtime Zita went to the nice farmers stores. Up on the busy street. 

She did not ride her go fast bicycle.

Because she had to get lots of blueberries for poor Professor Jill.

I had an extra lunch today. With cheese on top. Ha.

We did not play catch the ball lots of times today.

Because of the way too hot outside. 

Then I minded Craig when he was reading his book.

On the comfy rug. In the living room. Good for us.

This afternoon after our lunch Zita went to do errands. 

Because tomorrow everything is all closed. 

Because it is a holiday. Ha. That is good. 

Then Zita took the very very big box of tasty blueberries to Professor Jill. 

Because it is way too hot outside for Professor Jill to ride her too slow bicycle. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Two

Zita and I were wide awake way early this morning. So we went outside to our side yard. 

So Zita could do rascals ladies work. And have some too much coffee. 

Even on a do not go to work day. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

I had a nice nap on my nice flat stones. Ha. 

When Craig was fast awake Zita and I took him to the busy street.

Right to his old friends breakfast restaurant. Ha. Good for us.

Because it is Saturday old friends breakfast day.

Then Zita and I had our nice walk. Before it was way too hot outside.

When we got home Zita went to help Professor Jill. 

They had to go and get tasty soups for Professor Carter. 

Because he is still getting better in the nasty food hospital. Oh dear.

Professor Jill does not know how to drive a car. Only her not very fast bicycle. Oh dear. 

So Zita can drive her. Because she is our friend. 

Niamh and cousin Orlaith and Miss Rima are not here. 

They are still at the way too loud concert. With all their friends. 

In not so far away Montreal. 

Not here in there own comfy beds. Oh dear. Too bad for them. 

Today is Emmet’s teach everybody all about the way old Gods. Right on his big computer. 

So the people from everywhere in the world will know all about them. That is good.

Mister Richard is looking at an important piece of paper. For my friend Emmet. 

So Emmet will know if it is a good for Emmet piece of paper. Ha. That is good. 

Richard knows all about important pieces of paper. 

Our outside in the side yard stove is broken for ever. 

The other night the fire did not come out the right place. It came right out the bottom. Oh dear. That is not so good.

So we are going to get a new outside stove. 

So we can still have tasty on wooden sticks food. 

Or very fat and tasty with cheese hamburgers. Ha. That is good. 

When Zita and I came back from our before dinnertime walk I was a too hot dog. So I had a nice nap. 

It will be only Craig and Zita and Emmet and I for our dinner tonight. 

We are going to to have all the used food in the full up refrigerator. 

Tasty sausages and maybe toasty buns too. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and One

I had a very quiet nice day today.

Because everybody was very busy.

I did not have toasts this morning. Because I had a sleep in. Ha. 

This morning Craig was making Emmet’s very big and important new story as beautiful as can be.

At lunchtime Niamh and cousin Orlaith had to go shopping. On their bicycles.

Cousin Orlaith has very long fingers now. And they are blue. Ha. That is silly.

Because tonight they are going to another very loud concert. In Montreal. Again.

Zita is going to drive them in the black go fast car. Now it is all full up with their stuff. 

Because Niamh gets a way too sick tummy on the go for a long way buses. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

They are even going to sleep there. Oh dear. Maybe there will be more bears. Oh dear. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Only Craig and Emmet will be here for me to mind. That will be easy. 

Everybody was here until late last night.

Because it was the last although Dragons game for everybody. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

Now they can only play on the computer. 

Because Emmet and cousin Orlaith will not be here. 

They will be at their far away universities. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Craig’s football team nearly won last night. Then it lost. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

There was a frog in my side yard this afternoon. But Craig said I could not chase it. 

Because I am too big. And maybe I would squish it all up. Oh dear too bad for me. 

This morning cousin Orlaith chased Niamh all over. With a old banana. They did not get squished. 

They were just very loud. Oh well.

Mister Professor Carter was a bit better yesterday. And they did not even cut off his toe. Oh well. 

Lee and I went for our little walk this afternoon. We did not go so far. 

It is a bit too hot outside for nice long walks. 

I got a picture from way far away England. 

Lily and Mister Jack went to visit our nice Queen. But she was not home. Too bad for them.

Maybe she was having a holiday. With all her little dogs. Or riding her beautiful horses. 

It is a holiday in my city too. Ha. Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred

Zita went to the make her beautiful store very early this morning.

And I nearly starved to death. Oh dear.

Because she was so busy she forgot to tell Craig I did not get my nice good morning breakfast. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

When our cousin Orlaith was all awake I took her for a nice walk. 

But I was a bit too hungry. So we did not go too far. 

When we got home Zita told Craig on the telephone that she had forgotten to give me my breakfast. 

So he give me my breakfast right away. With cheesie treats on top. That was good.

Then Zita had to come home to get her go fast bicycle. 

And she forgot all her money at home.

So cousin Orlaith went downtown to the make you beautiful store. 

To give them some money. Ha. It is a forgetful day. Oh well. 

Then Niamh went to her nice university to study all day.

Because she has a right and wrong exam tonight. Miss Rima too.

Miss Rima has found a nearly brand new little apartment. 

It is already filled up with everything. Even a bed. And chairs too. That is good. 

So in a while she will not have to live in our basement anymore. Ha. 

She will have her own comfy pillows again. That is good. 

Tonight when everybody is home from the nice university they are going to play the dragons game. Everybody together.

Because soon everybody is going back to their far away universities. Oh dear. 

Maybe I will have treats too. Ha. Good for me.

Soon my house will only be full up empty. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Craig and I played catch the ball game a lot this morning. 

When his head was too full up with new stories for our nice Queen. 

We had as heavy as can be fat toasts for our lunchtime. With brand new jam. 

It was Niamh’s own made tasty bread. She made it last night for our altogether dinner. 

After lunch Craig went to the busy street to get my medicine. 

Because sometimes I have a too sore leg. 

Like Mister Professor Carter. He has a sore leg and a sore toe. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Craig met our friend Richard on the busy street and they walked to my house. They were talking about Rascals. 

I saw them on my own corner. But I did not bark at all. Good for me. 

Then I had a very nice long nap on the very comfy living room rug. Ha. Good for me. 

We did not have our for everybody dinner until late. Because everybody was so busy. Mister Kirian too. 

But we had lots and lots and lots of food. For the dragons game. So I guarded everybody downstairs. 

And I got some tasty treats too. Ha. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Nine

I had a very busy adventure day today. 

Craig had to go to see his nice dentist doctor Don. 

So Zita and I took him there. All the way up on the busy street.

Because we did not want him to get lost forever. Ha. Good for us. 

We had to go in a little little room. And it moved. All by itself. I could feel it in my feet. Ha. 

But I was very brave. Zita told me. Ha. Good for me. 

Then we were in a giant basement. Just full of cars. And I was not scared at all. 

Because they were just fast asleep cars. Not noisy do not look where they are going cars. 

Then we went in another move up and down room. For practice Zita said. Ha. Good for us.

So we left Craig right there right at doctor Don’s. And we went back home before the rain caught us. Ha. 

Niamh and cousin Orlaith were all awake when we were back home. 

So we had a very big giant job to do. We had to find all the right socks. 

And then put them together with all the other right socks. Oh dear.

Everybody went in the the comfy chairs room. And it was just full up to the top with a kabillion socks.

But I was not such a big help. Too bad for me.

So I helped Craig make the tasty croissants all toasty for everybody instead. Good for me. That is an easy job .

Everybody was at home today because it was a do not go to work day for everybody. Except for Craig.

Cousin Orlaith is all finished working for the beautiful horses police. So they gave her presents. 

A important paper with her name on it. With a Buffalo too. 

In a Buffalos book. Ha. That was nice.

At lunchtime Zita drove Professor Jill to the hospital. To see Mister Professor Carter.

Because he is still sick. Oh dear. 

His toe is sick too. I had a sick toe but my doctor cut it off. When I was all fast asleep. 

Maybe they will cut his toe off and he will be ok too. Ha. That is good. 

After lunchtime we went downstairs to start packing cousin Orlaith’s lots and lots of things. I was a big help. That is good. 

Then Zita and Niamh and cousin Orlaith went shopping. Downtown. 

I stayed here to mind Craig and Emmet. 

They were just writing stories. 

They are easy to mind. 

Because they just stay here. That is good. 

Tonight we are going to have own made pizzas for our dinner. 

Niamh already made the crunchy part this morning. Ha. Good for us. 

Pizza is my favourite. 

When everybody was home Zita and I went for a little walk.

Because all the rain was gone away. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Eight

Last night after we had our dinner Zita and Niamh went to a movie theatre. 

Right away fast. So they could find cousin Orlaith there. 

It was a full of people singing movie. Ha.

Zita did not come home until our bedtime. 

Then we went fast asleep. 

Niamh and cousin Orlaith and Miss Rima did not come home until late. 

Because they had to go out and have tasty treats. Altogether.

Today is cousin Orlaith’s last go to the Buffalos Building to work day. 

She is going out for tasty treats and maybe wine with all her work friends. That is nice. 

Miss Devon came this morning. On her bicycle. To make our house neat and tidy again. With the noisy machines.

Craig and I hid in the den. Or I had a nice nap on the big bed. Ha. 

Emmet always stays downstairs in his cosy bedroom when Miss Devon is here. 

He hides too. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh went to the Centre Building this morning. I do not know why.

Last night Miss Olivia came to my house. She is a friend of Niamh’s. 

She brought a big bag full of clothes for Miss Rima. 

Because all her clothes were just burnt all up. When her little apartment was all on fire. 

And now she needs all new clothes. Even used clothes too. 

Emmet’s nice professor from his other university is in our city. 

For a little visit from his university in way far away County Cork. 

Nobody anywhere can understand people from County Cork. Cousin Orlaith told me. Oh dear. 

Maybe they will go out for tasty treats too. Oh maybe a bunch of beer. Maybe. 

When Niamh came home she and Cara went downtown to get things for the Centre Building ladies. 

Then Niamh went to her nice university for her class all about what is wrong and what is just right. 

Will will not have an altogether dinner tonight. Too bad for us. 

Maybe we will watch the television detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Seven

Everybody was here until my bedtime last night. Playing the dragons game.

Everybody had their dinner here. 

A man brought everybody lots and lots of from way far away food. In plastic boxes. Ha.

Our friend Mister Kieran took all the lots of extra food home with him. 

To his little apartment. In a big bag. Ha. So he will not starve all away. Good for him.

This morning Zita and I had a very nice walk. Before she went on her fast bicycle to her office.

Because it is a beautiful day outside today.

Craig only had a very little sleep in today. Oh well. I did not have to mind him. 

Niamh did not go to the Centre Building today.

Because she has a vacation. Ha. So she had a big sleep in. 

And listened to her loud music. That is good. 

And then cousin Orlaith came home at lunchtime. To help her listen to the music. 

Because tomorrow is her last day to go to the Buffalos Building. Ha.

Craig was busy today because there were lots of new stories to read for our nice Queen today. 

We had little buns. With peanut butter for our lunch. Peanut butter is my favourite. 

And the mailman brought Emmet a letter from Mister Saint Francis’s university. With lots of money in it.

Because of all the interesting stories he writes. About his friends the way old Gods. 

So he went to our nice bank right away. I did not go. 

He came home right away. He did not get a giant treat. I always get giant treats when I go to our bank. Too bad for him.

I stayed here to mind Craig and Niamh and cousin Orlaith. 

But then cousin Orlaith went on the not so fast bicycle to Niamh’s nice university. 

So she could use the make you sore and tired machines. I do not know why. 

Craig and I played catch the ball this afternoon. When he was finished reading all the new stories. 

After our dinner I helped my friend Niamh make lots of peanut butter cookies. To share with everybody. Ha. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Six

It is a beautiful day outside today. So Zita and I had a nice walk. 

Then Zita had to go to a because you are going to have a little baby party. 

For one of the ladies at the rascal ladies office. 

At a nice restaurant.

Craig had to watch the little fast cars on the television. So I had a nice nap. 

And then went downstairs to mind my friend Emmet.

Zita and Niamh and cousin Orlaith came home from not so far away Kingston before our bedtime. 

But everybody was tired so we went right to our comfy beds. Ha. Good for us. 

When everybody was wide awake Niamh and cousin Orlaith made the not real pancakes.

The ones from France for our altogether lunch.

Because today everybody is coming to our house to play the dragons game. 

In the basement. In Emmet’s big comfy bedroom. Ha. 

I stay downstairs to mind everybody. When they play the dragons game. It is my job. 

Mister Kieran did not come to play today.

Because he forgot to be on time because he was still fast asleep. 

So he was all late. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Zita went for a nice ride on her go fast bicycle. 

To look at a very little brand new apartment for Miss Rima. To see if it is nice. 

After our nice walk Craig and Zita went for a nice dinner at a little restaurant. On the busy street. 

Because everybody was downstairs playing and could not come upstairs for dinner.

Because there were too many people. Ha.

So I stayed here to mind everybody. And maybe get some tasty treats too.

I had a very quiet day. That is good. 

Sunday’s are quiet day. Sometimes. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Five

Niamh slept in her own comfy bed last night.

She did not get eaten by the bears. Good for us.

Niamh and cousin Orlaith went out last night until very very late. 

They had their make you tall shoes on. Ha.

When you wear those shoes you have to stay out until too late. It is the rule. 

So they were still fast asleep when Craig and Zita and I went for our Saturday morning walk.

We went to Craig’s old friends breakfast restaurant. Ha. 

It is a beautiful day outside today. So then Zita and I went for a nice long walk. But just us. Ha.

When we got home everybody was all awake. Ha.

So Zita and Niamh and cousin Orlaith went to not so far away Kingston. 

To visit Cara and Lee and their friends. Ha.

They went in the black go fast car. With treats. Ha. 

I could not go. I stayed here to watch Craig and Emmet. It is my best job.

Today is Emmet’s talk to everybody from everywhere day. About his friends the way way old Gods. 

He was not talking today. It was Mister Florian. From way far away Germany. 

Because it was all about the way old Gods from far far away China. They are Mister Florian’s favourite.

I have to be very quiet. Or all the people from all over everywhere will think I am a too much barking dog. 

I would not like that. 

And Craig had to watch his football team on the television. Oh well.

So I had a nice quiet nap in the den. With Craig. 

It is cousin Simon’s Sing Happy Birthday day today. Now he is old too. Ha. Too bad for him. 

He had a secret party. I was not too secret because I knew. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita and Niamh and cousin Orlaith are going to have their very tasty dinner in Kingston. 

Maybe at Zita’s favourite pig restaurant.

So Craig and Emmet are going to have find their own dinners tonight. All by themselves. Ha.

Maybe they will go to Emmet’s just little tasty pizzas store. Up on the busy street. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Four

Zita and I had a very nice good morning walk. 

Because it was a beautiful day outside this morning. Just lots of sheep clouds. 

But Craig did not get up right away so I had a little sleep in.

Then we had toasted buns with lots and lots of jam for our breakfast. Ha.

We played catch the ball lots of times. Because it was just beautiful outside. 

Then I went downstairs to mind my friend Emmet. On the very comfy new rug.

Last night I minded cousin Orlaith and Emmet downstairs all night. 

Because of the scary thunderstorm. Ha. Good for us. 

Maybe Niamh had thunder in the forest. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

There are lots of noisy men walking on the roof of the house across my street. They have noisy machines. 

It is hard to have a nice comfy nap with noisy machines outside. It is known.

They threw everything down. Off the roof. Onto the ground. I do not know why. 

But they had to stop. Because of more lots of rain. And scary thunder too. Too bad for them.

So I minded my friend Emmet in the basement. On his comfy bed. 

Then it was all full of sunshine. That is a silly day. It is known.

Mister Professor Carter is still in the nasty food hospital. But he is not so sick today. That is good.

My friend Niamh came back home from the forest. To sleep in her own comfy bed. In her brand new bedroom. 

There was a real huge bear there. In the forest. Niamh saw it. It did not eat anybody. That is good.

We can have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because Niamh is not living in the forest anymore. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Three

It was not raining this morning. So Zita and I had a nice walk. And we were not soggy at all.

Zita took the silver little car to the tire store. To get a brand new tire.

Because the old tire would not stay round anymore. Oh dear. 

Zita and cousin Orlaith did not find Niamh last night. She was too far inside the forest. Oh dear.

So they went to a nice restaurant and had a delicious dinner instead. 

Then they went to an ice cream store for their dessert. Ha. I like ice cream too. 

They did not bring any home. Oh well. 

Craig and Emmet and I had used pizzas for our dinner. I got a crunchy bit. That is good. 

We did not have ice cream. 

Today Craig went to the neat and tidy store. At lunchtime.

Because he was too messy. Oh dear. Messy is not so good. 

I stayed here to mind my friend Emmet. Good for me. 

He is very busy writing all about the way way old Irish people again. 

So nobody will just forget all about them. That is good. It is not so nice to be all forgotten. 

When Craig came home he was all neat and tidy again. So we had tasty cheese for our lunch. Ha. 

Professor Carter is still in the hospital. Professor Jill goes to see him. Every day.

Because had an big operation. But he has to stay in the hospital for a while. 

Because he is old. 

When I had my operation I came home to my house the next day. So everybody could take care of me. 

And so I could sleep on my own comfy bed. 

It is not nice to be in a nasty food hospital. 

My friend Niamh will not sleep in her own big comfy bed tonight 

She is still sleeping in the forest. Oh dear. I do not like that.

The Buffalos Building people gave cousin Orlaith a special bottle just for water. 

It is an only for the police bottle. Ha. That is nice. 

Craig only read a little bit for our nice Queen today. 

There were not so many interesting stories today. Oh well. 

We played catch the ball lots of times. After lunchtime.

When cousin Orlaith came home she went downstairs and had a little nap. 

Going to work makes you very tired. It is known. 

I stayed upstairs and minded Craig. In the living room. We looked out my watching window. 

That is a good thing to do altogether. I had a nice quiet day. That is good. 

Zita came home with a brand new tire. Ha. So we went for a nice before dinnertime walk. 

It was a beautiful as can be outside tonight. That is good.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Two

It is a way too rainy day today. All day. 

Zita and I got up way early because of the way loud rain.

We could not see even our beautiful across the street park. Oh dear. 

So Zita and I were as soggy as can be when we got back to our house. After our good morning walk.

I only had a little sleep in with Craig. Then he got up too. 

And Zita went to have a nice breakfast with her friend. 

Because it is Zita’s do not go to the rascal ladies office day. 

So I went downstairs to have a nap on the comfy rug. In front of Emmet’s big bedroom. To mind him. 

Then a man in a big truck came. 

Because the silver little car’s tire was still not very round. Again. 

Craig is going to take it to the get a new tire store. 

Niamh is still in the forest. In a tent. With all the little girls. 

In the way too much rain. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

Maybe they are all soggy too. Oh dear.

Zita went to the buffalos building at lunchtime. To find cousin Orlaith. 

So they could go shopping for nice things.

Orlaith is nearly all finished her work with the beautiful horses police. 

Then she has to go back to way far away Ireland. 

Because her far away university is nearly all ready to start again. 

I had a very long afternoon nap today. On my own comfy duvet on the big comfy bed. Ha. Good for me.

We only played catch the ball one time this morning.

Because of the too much rain. 

I do not like rain all the time days. So I have comfy naps. 

When Zita and cousin Orlaith came home Zita and I went for a little walk. Because the rain was all gone.

Then they went to visit Niamh. In the forest. To bring her dry as a chip clothes. Ha. 

They are going to have a tasty dinner. Maybe in the forest. Maybe in a little tasty food restaurant. 

Craig and Emmet and I will have a nice dinner. Together. We will have the used pizzas. 

Mister Tony’s friend brought us two pizzas last night. Ha. Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety One

I had a nice quiet day. 

After Zita and I had our nice good morning walk Zita drove her go fast bicycle downtown.

To the rascal ladies office.

Then I had a nice nap. Downstairs on the brand new comfy rug. 

In front of my friend Emmet’s bedroom. So I can guard him. And have a nice nap too. Ha. Good for me. 

But I did not even wake up for for toasts. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

This morning Niamh went to the not so far away lake. With the little girls from the Centre building. 

And it is a sometimes windy rainy day. Oh dear.  And the radio said it will be windy rain day tomorrow too.

They are going to be all soggy. Oh dear. That is not so nice. I was soggy this morning. I did not like it. 

Craig and Zita went to Miss Claudia and Mister Doug’s house for their nice dinner last night. 

They have a water dog. Zita said it is a very nice dog. But not so big as me. 

I do not like the water so much. 

I just get too soggy and have to stay in the kitchen until I am as dry as a chip. Oh well. 

When Craig and Zita were away Niamh and cousin Orlaith and Miss Rima made a giant tasty dinner.

And they ate it on the floor. In the kitchen. With Emmet too. And Lee and Cara too. 

Everybody was just sitting on the floor. Not on comfy chairs. That is silly. 

Cousin Orlaith is nearly all finished her work in the Buffalos Building. 

Then she is going to have a little do not get up way too early in the morning vacation. 

So she is making everything neat and tidy in her little bedroom. 

So she can bring all her too much stuff back to her university in way far away Galway. Oh dear. I will not like that.

And my friend Emmet too. He is going back to Mister Saint Francis’s university. To his very little apartment.

To finish his giant story. Oh dear. 

But Niamh will be here. Because her nice university is here. Not even a bit far away. That is good. 

This afternoon Emmet went to his friends little apartment to play the dragons game. With his friends from his nice university. 

So we will not have our altogether for dinner tonight. 

Because Emmet and Niamh will not be at our home. Too bad for us. 

Craig and I had a own made peanut butter cookie for our another lunch when cousin Orlaith came home.

We only played catch the ball a little bit today. 

Because of the too much rain. Too bad for me. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety

I was very busy last night. 

Because of the Sing Happy Birthday day party.

We had lots of cheese. I even got some.  And there were lots of presents. Just for Craig’s mother.

I was a very big help opening all the presents. It is my favourite job.

And we had an everybody altogether special dinner. With the table sheet too. Ha.

And everybody had tasty food on sticks. Ha.

Niamh and cousin Orlaith cooked the sticks in the side yard. On the only for outside stove. 

And then we had the all on fire cake too. 

Because it was a Sing Happy Birthday day dinner.

After dinnertime Zita and Auntie Jane took Craig’s mother back to her little not very far apartment. With all her presents. 

Then I had a nice nap on my comfy bed in the kitchen. 

Being the best party dog makes me very tired. 

When Zita came home everybody was in the kitchen. With me. Telling stories about Craig’s mother. 

Then everybody was tired and we went to bed. Ha.

This morning Zita got up very early.

Because the too many leafs made the rain just fall off the roof. It did not go into the ground. 

It just made a way too big puddle. In my side yard. Oh dear. 

So Zita took all the leaves away. And put them in a big bag. Ha.

Then we went for our nice walk. We met Miss Claudia. She has a nice nearly big dog. 

So tonight Craig and Zita are going to Miss Claudia and Mister Doug’s house for a tasty dinner. 

Mister Doug gave my friend Emmet the very comfy lie down chair and the sofa too. 

They are in his cosy bedroom. Ha. 

I have to stay here tonight. To mind everybody else.

Because when Craig and Zita are not here I am in charge. Ha. 

After Zita and her go fast bicycle went to the rascal ladies office Craig and I had a toasty croissant.

Niamh and cousin Orlaith are very busy at their work today. 

Emmet is not writing anything today. It is only a reading his interesting books day. That is good. 

Tomorrow Niamh is going to live in the forest. And sleep there too. With the little girls. From the Centre Building. In a tent. Oh dear.

She is going to sleep on the ground. Not on her own comfy bed. Oh dear. What if there are lions. Oh dear.

I cannot go to mind them. 

Because you have to go on a smelly bus. I am not allowed on the bus. Oh dear. Oh dear.