Day Three Thousand and Thirty Six

Craig and Niamh had their own sleep ins this morning. 

Because today is our sleep in Sunday. 

But Zita and I had only a very little sleep in. 

Because Zita talked to our cousin Ciara. 

In her little apartment. Right in downtown Dublin. In way far away Ireland.

So I got up with Zita. So she would not be lonely and I could look out my watching window. Ha.

Then the go fast car took Niamh to Miss Tarryn’s apartment for a nice early lunchtime. Ha.

And then Craig was all awake too so we had a fat cinnamon bun. All warm as could be.

Because Craig put in the fast cooking machine. That was a good idea.,

When Zita came home we went for a very long walk. But Craig did not come with us.

Because it was a nasty windy cold day outside. So we found Professor Jill instead. 

She does not mind nasty weather.  Ha.

But Craig did not mind either because he was still all dry and warm when we got home.

Then Niamh came back home in Miss Sash’s jeep. 

They were all filled up to the top with delicious food. Ha.

So she went right downstairs to write lots more of her another new story. For her nice university.

But this afternoon Zita had to go to an important rascal ladies meeting on her computer. 

In our rascal ladies office. Even on our sleep in Sunday. Oh dear me. 

I had to be a no barking dog. All afternoon. Oh dear. That is a very hard job.

Zita made all twisted up bread this afternoon. Ha. 

Maybe it will be very tasty for toasts bread. Maybe. 

When Zita was at her meeting it was in the oven. 

When it was a cooked it was all bumpy. Ha. 

But it had a delicious all the time smell.

Maybe Craig and I will have some for our tasty toasts together breakfast tomorrow. Maybe.

We had a very lovely together dinner tonight. 

And we had my very favourite Irish chicken. 

So I stayed right in the kitchen so I could be the best helper. Good for me. 

It was only just us for dinner tonight. So it was an easy job for me. 

I think we will watch the new detective program tonight. 

Maybe we will have some popcorns. Maybe. 

Day Three Thousand and Thirty Five

We did not get up so early today.

Because it was too cold for Craig to go to the park for his old friends breakfast picnic. Oh dear.

Zita talked to her mother in Dublin this morning. So I had just a little nap beside her.

Then Craig made everybody their own too much coffees. Ha.

When Zita was finished her fluffy coffee she drove Niamh to her beautiful clothes store job.

But when she came home she remembered it was the clean the house spic and span day. Oh dear.

So she found the very noisy machine in the basement. Oh dear me. 

So I went outside in my side yard and had a nice nap.

I found out that today is my sing happy birthday day. I thought it was all over. But it is today.

Craig looked at my own special book and saw it was today. Not a while ago. He was wrong. Ha.

So I get two sing happy birthday days this time. Ha. Good for me.

Now I am ten years old. Ha. I am nearly as old as Craig. 

But his hair is just all white. Ha. Too bad for him. I am still all beautiful black. Ha. 

Just like Miss Sash. Ha. Good for us.

Some men came to my own corner. And they put a big stick on our put out fires people water tap.

I did not like them doing that. On my own corner. 

So I went and got Craig so we could scare them all away. 

But he said the stick is so the stop fires people can find their tap.

When we have the way to much snow. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita and I went for an adventure walk when the house was as clean as could be. 

We went all around the first pond. 

Then we took Craig home because it was a bit too cold to have nice warm feet. Oh dear.

Then Zita and I walked some more. 

Until we met professor Alex and Miss Francis. 

Then we just stayed on a corner and they talked about my friend Emmet. 

Professor Alex used to teach Emmet at our nice university. Before he went to the other universities. Ha.

I had just Craig and Zita to mind at dinnertime.

Because Niamh went to Miss Tarryn’s apartment for her nice dinner. 

So we watched a brand new detective program. And we had chips too. Ha. That was a good program. 

Then it was time for us to go to fast asleep. That is my favourite time too. 

Day Three Thousand and Thirty Four

We got up early this morning.

Because Niamh went to visit our nice dentist very early this morning. 

And Zita had a walk around outside meeting with one of the rascal ladies.

And it is not a bit warm today. Oh well.

When Niamh got home she went back to fast asleep. Ha.

But then Craig and I had two toasts. Both of them with the jam from France.

But the bread was the fat toasty bread from Italy. Toasts and jams from different places. Ha. 

I do not know why. Oh well. 

When Zita came home I could not stay in our office and be a big help.

Because I was a bit of a too much barking dog. Oh dear me. 

So I had to mind Craig in the living room. That is not so very interesting. Too bad for me.

The trees are almost all empty. Craig and I saw them from the watching window. 

Because it was very very windy yesterday. And the leafs went all over everywhere. 

Even all over our just all cleaned beautiful garden. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Today is the you must be careful or something bad might just happen day. That is a silly day. 

But I am going to stay in my comfy warm house anyway. Just in case. Ha. Good for me.

So we had a nice very quiet day. And Niamh did not go to her work until after lunchtime. 

The black go fast car took her to downtown. 

So Craig and I had a very big sandwich. 

With some very delicious from right here bread and our own from right here honey too. 

That was a very good lunchtime. 

Then I had a very nice long nap. On my comfy kitchen rug.

You cannot be a too much barking dog when you are all fast asleep. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita went to mister IKEA’s store after her rascal ladies work. To look at comfy bed insides. 

Because the inside of our big comfy bed is way way older than me. Ha. That is silly.

My friend Emmet’s bed is more comfy than Craig and Zita’s bed. Ha. 

And he has even more comfy pillows too. And so does Niamh. Ha. 

Too bad for Craig and Zita. And me too. 

Because I sleep on that bed too. To keep their feet toasty warm. 

We had lots of very delicious bacon and toasts for our dinner tonight. 

Craig told Zita that he has to find a new detective program. For us tonight. 

Because we watched the detective from Ireland until it was all over. Oh well. 

Day Three Thousand and Thirty Three

We did not get up so early today. That is good.

Today is not a go to work very early day for Niamh. 

So we did not get up when it was still dark. Ha.

And Craig only had a little sleep in before he made Zita’s very fluffy coffee.

Then Craig and I had out together toast and delicious jam and looked out our window.

It is not so warm today. Oh well. 

Then I helped Zita in the rascal ladies office. We were only a little too busy today. 

After our lunchtime Craig had to go to our nice dentist. Up on the busy street.

So Zita and I went with him. So he would not just forget to go. Ha. Good for us.

But we did not go into the big building with him. Oh dear. I did not like that so much.

I only like it when I can mind everybody altogether. Not when I cannot go with them. Oh dear me.

After lunchtime Miss Sash’s jeep took Niamh and Miss Sash downtown to their work. All by itself. 

Jeeps are not such fast cars. If they go so fast they just fall over and crash. Oh dear me. 

But they are not even a bit scared of lots of snow. Ha. That is good.

Because sometimes we have way too much snow for our black go fast car. Oh well.

Miss Sash’s jeep is black too. Just like Miss Sash and me. Ha. 

But she is not so very furry as me. She is just very tall instead. Ha. Good for us.

Craig is not silver like his little car. Just his hair. Ha. 

Later Zita and I went for another walk. To find Craig. When he was all finished at the dentist. 

And we found him right on our busy street. Ha. Good for us.

My friend Emmet is nearly finished the not so interesting parts of his giant important story.

So now he can write lots and lots of very interesting parts. Ha. That is good.

And then in a long time he will be all finished. Ha. 

Writing interesting stories is much better than writing not even a bit interesting stories. 

I know this is. 

Because sometimes when people are talking all about not very interesting things I just fall fast asleep. 

Right under the dinning room table. Oh well.

There will only be Craig and Zita for me to mind at dinnertime.

Because it is a stay until late night for Niamh. Oh well.

I think we will watch the detective from way far away Ireland tonight. 

It is in the rain nearly all the time part of Ireland. 

Near where cousin Orlaith went to her university beside the dangerous ocean. Oh dear. 

So everybody there will be all soggy all the time. Oh dear.

Day Three Thousand and Thirty Two

Zita was all dressed and wide awake early today. 

But I had a little sleep in and Craig had a bigger sleep in.

Because it is our do not go to work day.

And it is the sad day when we remember all the soldiers who died in way far away places. 

Not even at home with all their friends to say good bye. Oh dear. That is sad.

Downtown at our giant statue people put their little flowers right on top of the soldier who not even one person knows. 

That is sad too. Oh dear. 

Being sad is not so very nice. 

There were not so very many people downtown today. Because of rules. 

Miss Sash’s Jeep took Niamh to her work this morning. 

But the beautiful clothes store will not open so early today. 

Because it is our sad day. 

So it will only be open after everyone remembers all the brave people who died in way far away. Oh dear me.

Last night Mister Fred came into our house for his long until spring visit. Ha. 

We are going to paint him all over green. For the spring time. 

So he can hide in the bushes. Ha. That is a good idea. 

Because alligators are always green so they cannot be seen in the bushes. 

It was  lots of windy rain day this morning. So we only played catch the ball one time.

But it was a lots more sunshine day after lunchtime so we played catch the ball some more. Ha.

At lunchtime Zita went to the postmen’s office. 

So she could send Emmet a tasty treat surprise package. 

But it was not even open a bit. 

Because it is our sad day. 

Then she went to look at new beds. Beds that go up and down. So you are all the time comfy. Ha.

When Zita got home she and Craig went for an adventure walk. 

I went too so they would not get all lost in the dark outside.

And we saw a very lovely end of the beautiful sunshine. Right on our street. Ha.

And then I helped Craig with to open our side yard gate. 

All by myself. Ha.

Then I had my tasty dinner. With cheese on top too. Ha.

I stayed in the kitchen to help Zita.

Because we are have the delicious toasted cheesies for our dinnertime tonight.

Maybe we will watch the detective from Ireland again tonight.

We did not watch it for so long last night. 

Because Craig had a sick tummy so we went fast asleep early last time. Ha.

I like going to sleep early nighttime’s too. 

Day Three Thousand and Thirty One

Zita and I got up so early this the sunshine was almost just here too. Ha.

Today is Niamh’s another open up the beautiful clothes store morning.

So when she was all awake Zita and our go fast car took her to her work.

We did not go to work today. Because it is a holiday for Zita day. That is nice. 

I do not know why. Maybe it is a secret.

So we had a very nice long good morning walk. All around the empty ponds. 

And when Craig got up Zita went to the shops. 

To get some especially delicious presents for my friend Emmet. In way far away Cork. 

We are going to send him a special box of presents so he does not forget us. That is a good idea. 

I would not forget Emmet because he is my best friend. Ha. 

Maybe we will send him a nice picture of me. So he will not forget his best friend Miss Poppy.

Niamh was very busy writing her new stories. She was so very tired I had to keep her company.

To keep her all fast awake. Ha.

So she could finish writing to her story. Ha. Good for me. 

This morning when Zita was away Craig and I had our toasts with lots of jam. Then I had a nice nap.

But when Zita was back home again Craig and Zita went for an adventure walk. 

And I went too. So I could mind them. 

But they are always very slow so I had to wait for a very long time before we went outside. 

Too bad for me. 

It was a very sunny day and it was nearly hot outside. That is silly weather.

We had a very very long walk. 

Because we stopped and talked to Miss Michelline for a long time. 

Her friend Mister Tom was very sick for a long time and then he went to Heaven. 

But they could not have a say goodbye party. Because of the do not get sick rules. Too bad for us.

So we talked about him to Miss Michelline. Mister Tom was from way far away Ireland too.

He used to come to our house to have tea and eat the special only for tea biscuits. 

He was a very nice man. Too bad for us.

When we got home I helped Craig have his cheese and cracker lunch. Good for me.

Then Zita went outside to make the garden neat and tidy again. 

Because it was a sunny as could be day. 

I had a fast to sleep nap. 

Tomorrow is the very sad day when we remember all the soldiers who died keeping everybody safe. 

There were lots of very brave horses and dogs too. They were helping the soldiers. Oh dear me. 

Even some very lovely Bouvier dogs.

Because they lived right were a war was. Oh dear. 

Craig showed me a picture. 

And a man wrote a famous poem all about the poor soldiers who stayed in Flanders. 

Because that is where they all died. Even our own soldiers too. Oh dear me. 

Some of my relatives still mind them. It is their best job. 

We had delicious own made hamburgers for our together dinner tonight. 

We cooked them on our side yard stove. I was a big help. So I got a crunchy lettuce treat. Ha.

We found a new detective program last night. And it is in Ireland. 

But not where our family lives. In another far away place in Ireland. 

Where nobody lives. Nearly only sheep. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand and Thirty

Only Niamh had a sleep in today.

Everybody else was up early. Me. Too.

Because it is our go back to work day. 

So after our very nice good morning walk Zita and I went into our rascal ladies office.

So we could do our work. 

And after just a little while Craig made the fluffy coffee for Zita.

And I helped him eat his breakfast cookies. Ha.

Then I had a very nice nap. Ha. 

Good for me. 

At lunchtime Zita went for her go all around running adventure. I did not go.

Because I was fast asleep. Oh well. 

Then when I was all wide awake Craig and I had a very fat peanut butter and honey sandwich. Ha.

Then I went back to my fast asleep nap. 

Right beside him. On the comfy rug. 

Then all of a sudden Zita was all finished her rascal ladies work. When I was all fast asleep. Oh dear.

So went went for our before dinnertime walk.

But it was nearly as dark as could be outside. 

Except for the beautiful light from the going away sunshine.

Sometimes scary things hide in the bushes when it is all very dark. 

Maybe sometimes even dangerous wolves. Maybe. 

But I am very brave when Zita is with me. 

It is easy to be very brave when you are guarding your very own family. It is known.

Today at Emmet’s way far away old university they have made the old buildings all bright as can be.

Even Emmet’s building. 

With very colourful lights. Ha.

Maybe it is for the Merry Christmas time. Maybe. I do not know. Emmet did not tell me. 

We had the very delicious used food from way far away India for our together dinner. Ha. 

Sometimes used food is tastier than brand new food. I do not know why. Oh well.

Craig said that they have to find a new detective program.

Because this is not so interesting. Oh well. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Nine

It was sleep in Sunday. 

But only Niamh had a nice sleep in.

Zita talked to her way far away in Ireland parents this morning.

And Craig made her some fluffy coffee. 

And then Zita made toasts and we had our together breakfast right in front of my watching window. Ha

It was another very beautiful sunshiny day outside today. And it was warm too. Ha.

When Niamh was fast awake we all talked to my friend Emmet in way far away Cork City. 

In his little apartment.

He is still very busy writing writing his very interesting giant story. That is good.

I watched him right on Zita’s fast computer right in our own living room. Ha.

And he could see me too. That was nice. 

But he does not know if he can come home for Merry Christmas time. 

Because of the do not get sick rules. Oh goodness me. 

We would not like that even a bit. Oh dear.

But today Colonel Dugal’s two cousins, Mister Festis and Mister Furrgus got all dressed up again. 

Because all their clothes are as clean as can be. 

So now they can help me mind our house. 

Because I am not so very fast just now. Because of my a bit too sore foot.

They are only a bit fast but they are very very fierce. 

And they have giant scotsmen’s swords too. Ha. 

It is always nice to have very brave helpers when you need some help.

They did not bring any bagpipes with them. That was a good idea. 

They only brought swords and very old bottles of Scotsman’s drink. And a big bag of oatmeal cookies. 

The brand new rascal in the other country has dogs. Two big as me dogs. Ha. That was a good idea.

Because it was a still beautiful day outside Zita moved lots of our used to be trees.

Right into our other side yard.

I had to stay in the house to mind Craig. Oh well. Too bad for me.

So we watched lots of people walking all around. 

Because of the beautiful day. Ha. 

It was so beautiful that Niamh and Miss Lily went to our other side yard to write new stories. 

For their nice university.

There was even a table and comfy chairs right there. Zita put them there. Ha. 

For our together dinner we had the very delicious food from way way far away India. 

With the squishy bread. Ha.

From the not even a bit far away very nice restaurant up on our busy street. 

Their squishy bread is my favourite too. Ha. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Eight

Zita got up earearly this morning.

Craig and I did not get up that early. Ha. And Niamh did not get up early at all. 

It was a very beautiful warm day today. With lots and lots of sunshine. 

So Craig and his old friends could have their good morning coffees picnic in our own park. 

It was not even a bit cold outside.

So Zita and I had two nice before lunchtime walks. 

And we saw Craig and his old friends just having a nice from far away talk. 

When Craig came home Niamh had to go downtown to her beautiful clothes store. 

It is her lock the store up tight night tonight. 

So Zita and the go fast car took her to her work. 

And I had a nice nap in the kitchen. 

I was a bit tired today.

Because I went to my doctor yesterday. Going to the doctor always makes me tired. Oh well.

Craig stayed with me so I would not forget and chew on my itchy foot. 

Onetime I forgot and everybody was very sad. Oh dear me. 

When Zita came home she made Craig all neat and tidy. 

Because his hair was too long again.

And he could not go to his own neat and tidy store because of the rules. Oh dear.

So Zita got some brand new special only for haircuts scissors. 

You can only cut hair with them. Or you get into big trouble. Oh dear me.

Craig and Zita went outside so it would not be so messy inside. 

I was outside too. So I could be a very big help. Ha.

Then when Craig was as neat and tidy as can be Zita went our to our front garden.

So Zita so she could put our fallen down leafs into a very big bag. 

It took a very long time to put the leafs into the bag because everybody always stopped to talk to her.

But when she came in she brought Mister Fred with her. Ha. That was a nice idea. 

Now he can be toasty warm inside our house. 

Alligators do not like to be a bit cold. They do not have any warm fur at all. Too bad for them.

So now he will be all warm again. 

In way far away Ireland Emmet was watching a brand new professor on his computer. 

He was talking all about the very interesting old old Irish stories. 

Those are Emmet’s favourite stories.

It was only Craig and Zita for me to mind at dinnertime. 

Because tonight was a stay until late at her work for Niamh. Oh well.

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Seven

We got up early this morning. 

So Zita could drive Niamh to the beautiful clothes store. 

And Niamh was only a bit very sore where they stuck her with the giant needle. Ha. That is good. 

I minded Craig when Zita was gone. 

And when she came back she brought fat croissants and lots of toasty bread. Ha. 

So Craig got up right away and we had a croissant. 

And when he got his next coffe we had another one. Ha. That was a good together breakfast.

Then I went into our office to be Zita’s best helper.

But we had to go to visit my nice doctor Waller. Before lunchtime. 

My friend the go fast car took us there.

So Doctor Waller could look at my foot again. 

Maybe because I took the bandages off all by myself. Oh dear.

But I did not have to stay there. 

And they did not stick me with any big needles. That is good.

And Doctor Waller did not say anything about my bandages mistake. That was good.

He said I did not need my bandages anymore. 

But I have to wear my sock on my foot for some more time. 

So I will not just lick it. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

The present lady brought us a giant box. 

But we cannot open it. 

Because it is a secret Merry Christmas time present for someone. Ha. 

I think it is too big a box just for me. Oh well. 

I was a nice day today. It is nearly warm again. But not so sunny. 

I did not play catch the ball this afternoon. 

Because I was just a bit too tired. Oh well. 

So I had a very nice nap right beside Zita’s feet. Ha. 

When we were all finished our work we went for a little nice walk. 

And I did not have to even any fat bandages on. Just the sock Zita made for me. Ha.

When we got home I helped Zita make our own made pizzas for our delicious dinner tonight. 

We put lots and lots of cheese on our pizzas. Ha.

Sometimes pieces of cheese fall on to the floor. Ha. That is a tasty surprise. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Six

Everybody got up early this morning. Even Craig. Oh dear me. 

I thought maybe he was sick. Maybe. 

Zita and I had a nice little walk before we went to our rascal ladies office. 

Craig made Zita her fluffy coffees. Then he went and looked out the watching window. 

So he could drink his own too much coffees.

I went to mind him. We had a little piece of the Merry Christmas cake. 

So Craig is not even a bit sick. That is good.

You do not want to have delicious cake if you are even a bit too sick. I know that. Ha. Good for me.

When he had his another coffee we had our together toasts. And with tasty jam too. Ha.

Then I had a nap in the kitchen. 

After lunchtime time my friend Niamh had to go to a hospital. 

And go right inside a very noisy machine. All of her in side. Oh dear me. 

Because the machine can look right inside her. 

So they could see inside her not so very good shoulder. Oh dear.

And they stuck her with a long needle too. Oh dear me.

Now her nice doctor can make it as good as new.

Zita drove her there in our go fast car. 

But she could not go in the hospital with Niamh.

Because of the do not get sick rules. Oh dear me. So Zita and the go fast car waited for her.

Because it was not one of our very close to us hospitals. Too bad for them.

She should go to my nice hospital. 

Because Zita always goes in with me when I visit my nice doctor Waller. That is good. 

I would not like to go there just all by myself. 

I stayed here so I could mind Craig. That is an easy job.

In way far away Cork my friend Emmet could not even read his own writing. Oh dear. 

Maybe he needs a brand new pen. Maybe. 

There are lots of big noisy machines on our other street. 

They are trying to fix the not so very old house. 

Craig said maybe it is going to just slide right down the hill into my pond. Oh dear. 

My friends the ducks will be very sad if there is a fallen down house in their pond. Me too. 

Craig and I had a late together lunchtime today. 

We had the round full of holes muffins from England. 

They have lots of holes so you can have even more delicious jam on top. Ha. That was a good idea.

When Zita got home she brought Craig some pretend chips. From Mister McDonald’s restaurant. Ha.

He shared some with me. 

Because we are best friends. Best friends always share their tasty treats. 

After our dinner Zita went to a sit far away party tonight. With the lady neighbours. 

In the across the street garage. Maybe they will have treats. 

Then Zita had to downtown to find Niamh. 

Niamh will go to bed early tonight because going to a hospital makes you very tired. 

I am always very tired when I come home from my hospital. It is known. 

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Five

It was another get up early day today. Even Craig was up early.

But he only was wide after Zita came home.

Because she drove Niamh to her early in the morning job.

We did not have our together toasts today. 

Because we had special Merry Christmas cake from Italy instead. 

Even for breakfast. Ha. That was a tasty surprise. 

Today all the too much snow is melting all away.

Because it is nearly warm outside. It is silly weather.

So Mister Fred is not covered in snow today. That is good.

After lunchtime Zita went to the busy street to look for secret Merry Christmas time presents. Ha. 

Merry Christmas time is our very favourite time. It is known.

But we cannot have our giant cheese party.

Because of the do not get sick and die rules. Too bad for us. 

We had a very quiet day today. It is always nice to have quiet days.

After Zita brought Niamh back to our house I helped Zita put away all the garbage cans.

Because it was the garbage men day today. 

And then we used the very big broom and swept the side yard until it was squeaky clean. Ha. 

I was a very big help. Zita told me so. 

Then we went on our very little before dinner walk.

You cannot go for long walks when your foot is all covered in a big bandage. Too bad for me.

Craig had to talk to the young ladies about their better go fast chairs today. 

Before our dinnertime. On his flat computer. 

Zita went with Professor Jill to get the little dog at their own hospital. 

Because the little dog had sore teeth and some had to be taken all away. Oh dear me. 

When Zita was back home again we had a very delicious brand new tasty together dinner. Ha.

Maybe we will watch a brand new detective program tonight. Maybe with ice cream too. Ha.

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Four

Before I go to my comfy bed at night I go to every room to make sure everything is all right. It is my job.

And last night when I looked out my watching window there was snow everywhere. Oh dear me.

And when I got up this morning it was still there. 

And poor Mister Fred was just all covered in the too much snow. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Alligators do not like even a bit of snow. It is known.

And the go fast car had to take Niamh right downtown to get the beautiful clothes store open.

And it was very happy that it had its do not get stuck in the snow tires on. Ha.

And we had a vey busy night last night. 

Someone tried to get money from the rascal ladies. And it was not even their money. 

But Zita and Mister Manuel stopped them. Right on the computer. Ha. Those were silly people.

Today is Emmet’s very old university’s library birthday. 

It is an old library. With beautiful windows. And a very very tall ceiling. My goodness me. 

And lots and lots of Emmet’s very favourite very old books. Ha. 

That is a good library for my friend Emmet. 

But Emmet says it is not even a bit warm inside. Even with its fireplace full of fire. Oh dear.

Zita told me we are going to bring Mister Fred inside so he will be all toasty warm. 

And not all covered with the too much snow. That is a good idea.

He can live inside with all of us. Until he needs to guard the beautiful flowers from the awful squirrels.

When all the snow is gone again.

Some people bought Niamh’s used old clothes. Even the full of holes jeans.

I do not know why. They gave her real money too. Ha. 

Tonight there is a very important rascals election. But not here. Just somewhere else.

So everybody is going to watch everything on the television. Except maybe Craig.

Craig only likes it when the very nice rascals win. 

He does not like surprises. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Three

We could not have a nice long sleep in today.

Because it is go to work Monday. Oh well.

Craig did not have even a little sleep in today. 

Because he finished listening to his very interesting book. 

So he made Zita her fluffy coffee and I helped him eat his breakfast cookie. 

Then I went back to our office so I could be Zita’s best helper.

And she put brand new bandages on my sore foot. That was nice.

Last night Zita made lots and lots of brand new delicious cookies. 

From a different make delicious food book. Ha. 

So Lee and Cara came over to watch an old movie with Niamh and eat some cookies. Ha.

It is a bit of a cold day today. So we did not play catch the ball. 

The go fast chair does not like the cold so much as me. Oh well. 

Craig and I had our together lunchtime when Zita went for her lunchtime run all around.

But Craig was a bit sad because his Auntie Deanne went to Heaven this morning. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

But I never ever saw her. 

Because she lived very very far away. Right where there are giant mountains. Oh dear. 

All our relatives live in very very far away places. 

Except for Auntie Jane. She only lives far away. Oh well. 

And my friend Emmet lives very far away too. 

Because way far away is where all the very old universities are. Too bad for us.

My nice Doctor Waller called to talk to Zita about my sore foot.

But Zita told him him about my mistake when I took my bandages off. All by myself. 

When I did not wait for Zita. Oh dear. 

I did not want her to tell him about that. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Maybe I will not be his very favourite patient now. Oh dear me. 

My friend Niamh has way way too many clothes. 

So she is selling lots and lots them. Right on her computer. Ha.

I saw them. 

Maybe we can sell my wintertime boots too. They are not my favourite. Ha. 

When our rascal ladies work was all finished we went for a little walk. 

But it was snowing outside. I did not know that. 

Because it was all dark outside.

Because of the brand new again time. That is silly time.

And when I came inside I was just like a snow dog. Oh dear. 

I did not want to be a snow dog. It is too early. Oh dear.

We are going to have chicken for our together dinner tonight. 

So I stayed in the kitchen to be a big help. Ha. That is a good job. 

If I am a big help I get extra chicken on my dinner. Ha. That is a tasty dinner. 

Maybe we will watch the detective program tonight. 

That is our favourite way to get all sleepy. Ha.

Day Three Thousand and Twenty Two

Only little Miss Emma came to our house last night. Too bad for me.

Because going to the door when all the little children came to scare us was my favourite job. Oh well.

But no one came to our house at all.  

And we did not even have our own scary pumpkin. Too bad for me. 

We had a little sleep in this morning.

Because the time is all different again. I do not know why. But we had a nice sleep in anyway.

Then Zita talked to her mother and father in way far away Ireland. I had a nice nap.

We went for a nice little walk before it an all rainy day. That was a good idea.

When we were back home Craig made coffees for everybody. 

Miss Tarryn was here this morning.

Because she and Niamh got home way too late for Miss Tarryn to ride her bicycle to her apartment.

So she had her too much coffees with us. Ha.

Then two nice men came to our house. With their very big truck. 

To put our do not get stuck in the snow tires on the go fast car. Right here. At our house.

The go fast car did not have to go to a tire store. 

Because the men put them on right here. In our driveway. 

And I watched them all the time. From my watching window. Ha. 

Zita gave them some coffees and tasty biscuits. To make them toasty warm. 

Because it was not such a nice day to work outside today. 

And one of the men just came to our country. And he was very cold. Oh dear.

When they were all finished Zita and Miss Tarryn took the go very fast fat tires downstairs to the basement. 

I minded the door. 

So the tires could not roll all away. Ha. Good for me. 

Then I had to go into the den.

So Craig could mind me. 

Because sometimes I try to take my sore foot bandages off. By myself. Oh dear. 

So I had to watch the football game. Too bad for me. So I had a nap instead. 

But then we had our own late lunchtime and we had crackers and old tasty cheese. Ha.

But then I had to go to the living room to mind Niamh and Miss Tarryn.

Because they were being too silly. Ha. And I am not so silly. Ha.

Then I stayed in the kitchen with Zita. 

So we could mind each other. Ha. That was a good idea.

And then we made lots and lots of very cheesie lasagna. For our together dinner tonight. 

And maybe even for another night. When it will be very very delicious used lasagna. Ha.

Used dinners are my favourite. 

This afternoon Craig had to put his feet into the shaking water machine.

So he would have squeaky clean feet. Ha.

That was a good idea. You should not have dirty feet. It is known.

Maybe we will have ice cream tonight. When we watch the detective program. Ha.