Friday, 15 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Fifty Two

I was very busy today.

After our nice walk Zita went for her fast run all around.

When she came home we went right to our rascal ladies work. In our own office.

Craig did not have a sleep in today. 

So I helped him play the catch the ball game.

Before I had my breakfast.

Then I went right back to my office to help Zita. It is my best job.

Niamh did not have a sleep in either.

Because she had to make another very special delicious cake for her friend’s happy birthday day.


It is only for her friend.

But not for us. Oh dear.

So then she made tasty chocolate chip cookies for us. 

And not just some cookies. But lots and lots of them. Just for us. Ha. That was a good idea.

And my friend Emmet is very busy learning how to talk like a very old Roman. 



He used to know how. But he just forgot. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

After my lunchtime I looked out my watching window. At the windy rain.



But only for a little while. 

Because it was not even a bit very interesting.

So I went back into our office to be Zita’s best special assistant. Ha.

Zita helped Niamh with the beautiful cake’s delicious icing. 

But I could not help. 

So I just watched everything. And I did not get in the way. 

Not even one time. Ha. Good for me.

When all our work was finished Zita and I went for our before dinner walk. 

And we found professor Jill too. I was only a little bit all soggy when I got home.

Then the go fast car took Zita and Niamh to her friend’s house. 

So her friend could have the cake when it was brand new and as delicious as can be. Ha.

We are making own made pizzas tonight. Own made pizzas are my favourite. 

Because pizzas are just giant cheese cookies. Ha. It is known. 

And if Mister Tony makes them he puts pepperonis right on top of the cheese. Ha. 

Those are my favourites too. 

Maybe we will watch more of the nice detective and his friends. Maybe.


Thursday, 14 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Fifty One

I almost missed my breakfast today.

Because I was too busy helping Zita. But she reminded me. That was nice.

And after I had my breakfast I had my together with Craig breakfast.

We had toasts with lots of very tasty honey.

Then Niamh was all awake too. 

So I minded her. Right on the living room rug.

It is not so cold today. 

So Craig and I played catch the ball three times. That was nice.

There are lots and lots of birds all over everywhere. 

So we have to put brand new water in their bathtub all the time. 

Yesterday I went down the scary basement stairs. 

So I could mind Emmet and Niamh.

When Craig and Zita were on their adventure walk. Ha.

I brought my own towel. Ha. And Niamh found my comfy pillow. Good for us.


Then I had a little rest right on Niamh’s very comfy sofa. Ha. Good for us.



Last night everybody played the dragons game.

Because it was dragons game night. 



Everybody laughed all the time. I could hear them. Ha.

Emmet’s friend Miss Andrea is going to be a doctor. That is good. 

Just like his friend Miss Doctor Rachel. 

They are in a hospital doctors. Not an in a university doctor. 

After lunchtime I minded Craig. In the living room. 

So he would not be just lonely. That is my best job.

But then I had to help Zita in our office until we were all finished for the day. 

Then we went for our before dinnertime walk. That is good.

We will have an nice altogether dinner tonight. Good for us.

Maybe we will watch the nice detective and all his friends again tonight. 


Wednesday, 13 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Fifty 

After we had our good morning walk Zita went for a run all over everywhere. 

So I minded Craig. We did not have a very big sleep in. Oh well.

So when Zita came back home we were all ready to have our together toasts. That is all right.

Then Zita talked to her mother and father on the telephone. 

It is nice and warm way over there. It is not even a little bit warm here. That is not so nice.

Yesterday my friend Niamh went for a ride on the very fast old bicycle.



So she could take delicious cookies to her friends. Ha. That was a good idea.

Her friend’s bicycles are not so fast as Niamh’s. 

Because hers is a go very fast old racing bicycle. From way far away Italy. Ha. 



After lunchtime Zita made the front yard all neat and tidy. I could not help.

Because sometimes I might dig holes. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Then she talked to Kathy on her see you too telephone. For a long time.

So I stayed in the very sunny side yard. For a long time too. Ha. 

And my friend Emmet went for his nice all over everywhere walk.

And Niamh and Miss Lily went for a nice not very close walk too. 

So then Zita and I went for our lovely walk too. Ha. 

Craig had to mind the house all by himself. Oh well.

But when we came home I stayed here and Zita and Craig went for their very own adventure walk. Ha.

And they saw my friends the ducks. Right in our own pond. Ha. That is good. 

Tonight is the dragons game night for Emmet and Niamh and Miss Tarryn and all the Mahoneys too. Ha.

So we will not have a nice altogether dinner tonight. Oh dear me. 

Just hotdogs in buns for everybody. Except for Emmet.

Because he likes outside cooked hamburgers instead. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch a new detective tonight.

Maybe one of Mister Tom’s detectives. Maybe.

 

Tuesday, 12 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Nine

I had a very busy morning today.

Zita and I got up a bit early today.

So we could have our good morning walk. 

And then we filled up the outside bathtub. For all the little birds.

And we got some beautiful flowers from our other side yard. 



Before the nasty squirrels could eat them. Oh dear me. 

I hate squirrels. And the silly bunny too. They should not come to our house. 

And they should not be in our beautiful garden. It is known.

Then I helped Zita with the good morning to everybody meeting. With all the rascal ladies.

Craig had a little sleep in. So he could listen to his new book. Right in our comfy bed. Ha.

He is a knight with a very fierce horse. He is looking for nasty people. 

Because the King asked him to. And then gave him a very little castle. Ha. 

When Craig was all awake he made the very fluffy coffee for Zita. Ha.

And then we had an oatmeal cookie for our together breakfast.

But then I had to go back in our new office. To help Zita.

She was looking for new rascal ladies. 

And she was talking to a lady right on her computer. Ha. I was as quiet as could be. Ha.

Niamh was very busy today too. With her university classes. 

And doing her stretching exercises with her friends.

Emmet is still reading about why you should not steal cows in very very long time ago Ireland. 

Or his friend Mister CĂș Chulainn and all his friends will find you. Oh dear. That would not be so good.

I had lots of cheese treats on my lunch today. Ha. 

Then I went back to mind Zita. She had to talk to lots of people on the telephone. 

So I could be very quiet I had a nice nap. Ha. Good for me.

But then she and the black go fast car had to go to downtown. 

To find an important piece of paper. And bring it back to our house. 


So I waited for her. Right at my watching windows. It is my own best job. Ha. 

When Zita was back home and everything was all finished we went for our before dinner walk. 

With Professor Jill and the little dog.

Niamh and the old fast bicycle went for a somewhere ride with some of her lemon friends. 

We are having our special Sunday breakfast for our dinner tonight. Ha.

Maybe I will get a bit of toast. Maybe. 


Monday, 11 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Eight 

We had a very quiet day today. 

Zita and I had a very nice good morning walk. It is only a bit too cold today.

Then I helped Zita with our every morning meeting. Ha.

Then I had a toast with Craig. But I could not stay to mind him this morning.

Because we had more lots of rascal ladies work to do. Ha. I am a big help.

Niamh had an important meeting today. With the nice help you people at her nice university.

And Emmet was as busy as can be reading his very very old stories.

I did not even have my lunch until late because I was helping Zita. Ha.

We had an extremely delicious dinner last night. Zita help Niamh make it. Altogether.

And then everybody ate it all up. Ha.

I got some too. It was cheesie chicken. Ha. That is a good dinner.

Zita and Niamh ordered some more tasty food from the nice man who brings it to our house. 

It takes a long time to do that. Oh dear. 

It was a bit very noisy here today.

Because Emmet moved everything in his bedroom to brand new places. 

I do not know why. Maybe it was a just because move everything. Oh well.

I minded Zita until it was time for our early walk. 

We had an early walk because Zita has an important at dinnertime meeting. 

That is why we had an early before dinner walk.

But it was not a long walk today because my leg was a little bit sore. Oh well. 

We are going to have the used delicious chicken again tonight. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch some more of the from far away detectives tonight. Ha.

That is not a too scary program. 

Sunday, 10 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Seven 

It is still too cold outside today. 

But the outside bathtub was not just all frozen up today. That is good.

Today is the just for everybodies mothers day. Ha.

I do not remember my mother. 

So Zita said that she will always be my very best mother. Ha. That is good.

We could not see Craig’s mother today. In her little apartment.

Because of the do not get everybody else sick and die rules. Oh dear. 

We did not make our garden beautiful today. 

Because of the cold.

The present man brought two brand new books for Niamh. 

For her nice university classes. Ha. That is good.

She was very busy arguing with people from her class all morning. 

Right on the computer. Ha. Too bad for them.

And Emmet is reading the very very old book all about some people stealing a lady’s famous cow.


So she got very angry and all her soldiers went fought everybody everywhere. Oh dear.

People should not steal anything. Even smelly cows. 

Niamh’s friend Miss Anna brought her a brand new from Mister Kettleman’s bagel. Ha.

And Mister Tom left us a brand new detective program. In our mailbox. I did not see him.

Because I was having my own lunch. With cheesie treats on top. Oh well.

Then Zita talked to auntie Eileen for a long time. In our own office. So I minded her. 

Then Zita and Niamh and the go fast car went to practice driving. Just all around.

So I stayed here to mind everything.

Even Craig in the den. 



He is a detective in long long time ago way far away China. 

And a church man has been killed. 

Oh dear.

But the nasty bunny came and ate some of our beautiful flowers. 

I saw it. From my watching window.



So I had to go and get my friend Craig. 


And tell him that the bunny was here. In our front yard. 

So we could scare it all away. Good for me.

We do not like that bunny. It should not eat our flowers. They are not it’s flowers. 

It should only eat carrots. It is the rule. 


When the black go fast car came home Zita and I went for our before dinner walk. 

My friend Niamh stayed here so she could make the special delicious dinner for tonight. 

Because it is the special for you own mother’s day today. 

It will be some chicken all covered up with delicious cheese. 

The from far away Italy cheese. Ha. 

From nice Mister Nicastro’s tasty cheese store. That is a good dinner. 

Saturday, 9 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Six

When we went for our before breakfast walk it was snowing. Oh dear. That is not all right. 

And a little bird tried to have a drink in the just for birds outside bathtub. But the water was all frozen up.

So Zita put lots of very hot water on it. Now the birds will not be too thirsty. Ha. That is good.

Then Craig made the special fluffy too much coffees for Zita and we had our together toasts. 

Then it was time to make the house as squeaky clean as can be.

So Zita and Niamh got out all the smelly bottles and the noisy machines. Craig hid in the den. 

And then the nice man brought us lots and lots of brand new food. 

So we put some of it in the keep it cold box and lots in the silver little car. Ha.

Then the silly bunny rabbit came and sat right on my front steps. I got in a bit of trouble. Oh well.

But when Zita and Niamh were all finished making the house all clean they said I should be all clean too. Oh dear me.

I had to have a squeaky clean bath. Right in the bathtub. Oh dear. 

They said it was my spring cleaning. Oh dear. 

It is because my make me beautiful store is still all closed. 

Because of the rules. Oh dear. 

I went into the den. So I could ask Craig if it really was my time to have a bath. 

I asked very loudly.


But he said I needed to be all as clean as could be too. Too bad for me. 

Because it is nearly spring time. 

Now Zita and Niamh have their own make me beautiful store. 

Right in our bathroom. Ha. That is silly.

And when we were all finished they said I was the very best clean as can be dog ever. 

And I was very very brave. Ha. Good for me. 

And now I smell beautiful too. Because of the lots of shampoo. Ha. 

Then I got all wrapped in the giant fluffy towels. 

And then Zita and Niamh got their fluffy hair machines and made me as dry as a chip. Ha. 

Now I am as beautiful as can be. That is good. 

And this morning my friend Emmet did not have his beard anymore. 

Because it is his spring cleaning time too. Ha. That is silly. Oh well. 

Now he will just be all cold when he goes for his walks. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Even my cousin Mati had a nice hair cut today. Ha. Our friend Mister Garry told us. 

I did not go for a walk tonight in the very cold outside. 

Because I was still not all dry as could be. 

So maybe I would just turn into a Poppysicle. Oh dear.

I would not like that at all. So I stay in our nice warm house. And minded everybody. 

We will have a nice tasty altogether dinner tonight. With everybody. Me too. Ha.





Friday, 8 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Five

This morning my pond is all full up. Ha.

But it is not even a bit warm outside today. That is not all right.

When Zita went for her early in the morning run all around it was snowing. Oh dear.

Then she and the black go fast car had to go downtown to her old rascal ladies office. 

To turn on her other computer. I do not know why. Oh well.

I kept Craig toasty warm. Until he was wide awake again.

Then we had our toasts. And looked out my watching window. 

My pond is covered in lots of olds leafs. And sticks too. 

Now the nice man in his little boat has to come and clean it all up. For my friends the ducks. 

Last night we had Zita’s sing happy birthday party. 

With an all on fire cake. 



It was the same very delicious own made cake that Niamh made. Ha.

With fire candles on top. 


And secret presents too.

Zita got lots of chocolates from everybody. 

Except for me. 

I got her a brand new special for cooking delicious food spoon. 

It is just like her favourite spoon. But bigger. Ha. Good for me. 

And we sang the happy birthday song. And I sang it too. 

That is my very best favourite song. It is known. 

After our dinner Zita and Niamh helped me. 

Because something was all caught between my toes. 



And it was a bit hard to walk. 

So they got my special do not stick me scissors. 

To cut off the all stuck together way too much fur between my own toes.

I was very very brave. Zita told me. 

So I got lots of peanut butter treats. Ha. Good for me.   

Zita was not so happy yesterday.

Because the nasty squirrels ate our very beautiful flowers. 

The flowers were in the other side yard. 

Not my side yard. So I could not scare them all away. Oh dear. That is not all right. Oh dear me. 

I hate squirrels. Zita hates them too. Ha. Good for us. 

When Zita was all finished her rascal ladies work we went for our before dinner walk. 

With Professor Jill too.

It was still not even a little bit warm. But we saw the full all up pond. Ha. 


But it is still too cold for my friends the ducks. Oh dear.

But maybe they will be here soon. Maybe.

We are going to have an altogether tasty pasta dinner tonight. Ha. 

We always put extra cheese on our pastas. Good for us. 


Thursday, 7 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Four

Today is my friend Zita’s sing happy birthday day. All day. Ha. Good for us. 

I had a very very busy day. 

So Craig had to write a very long story for me today.

Because I was so busy. Ha. 

Today our own pond is all filling up with water. It was not all lost. That is good. 



I saw it all by myself. When Zita and I went on our good morning walk. Ha. That is good.

Maybe it was her surprise birthday present from my friends the ducks. Maybe.

Everybody is very happy when our beautiful pond is full up to the top again. Me too. 

I was very busy being Zita’s special helper assistant today. 

I have my own very fluffy towel to lie on in our rascal ladies office. 

Because sometimes I need to have a nap. Being a helper assistant is a big job. Good for us.

Last night everybody had a very good time. When they played the dragons game.



I know that because I could hear them laughing all the time. That is good.

When you laugh all your insides laugh too. And then you feel all better all over. Ha.

Dogs laugh too. But only on the inside. I do not know why. Oh well. 

When our important meetings were all finished I went into the living room so I could mind Craig.

And watch the brand new water fill up the right in front of my house pond. 



I had a very busy morning. 

Craig and I had a very delicious toasty warm bagel for our together lunchtime. And with jam too. 

Mister Kettleman makes very tasty bagels. Every day too. Ha. I did not know that. 

At lunchtime time Zita went for her own by herself walk.

Because her head was too full of meetings. Oh dear. That is why I have nice naps.

So my head does not get all full up. Ha. Good for me. 

Before my lunchtime Craig and I played catch the ball. Lots of times. It is not very cold outside today.

My friend Emmet is still reading his very very old Irish stories. 

He told me that his friend Mister CĂș Chulainn has a hat that yells at everyone. 

Even in way old Irish. Oh dear. That is not such a nice hat.

He should get a nice keep your ears warm hat like Craig’s. Oh dear. 

My friend Niamh was very busy this afternoon. 

Making the very special sing happy birthday day cake as beautiful as can be. 


And all covered all over with very special sticky chocolate icing. Ha. 

Zita and I found professor Jill and she had a special very old flower. In a bottle. 

Now it will grow in our garden too. Ha. That is nice.

Then we went altogether for our dinnertime walk. With the little dog too.


Our beautiful pond is going to be all full up to the top very soon. Maybe tomorrow. Ha. 

Before my dinner lots of very very loud very fast aeroplanes flew right over the top of our house. 

I did not ask them to fly over my house. 



They were way too loud. I barked at them but they did not hear me.

Because they were all too loud. That is not so nice. 

Then they went away. That is good. 

We will sing the happy birthday song tonight. After our dinner. 

When we have the special all on fire cake. 

That is my favourite song. I always sing it too. 

Then we will give Zita the secret presents everybody got her. And mine too. Ha. 

Birthdays are my most favourite days. It is known.





Wednesday, 6 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Three 

I was very busy all day today.

Zita got up very early. She did not even have a little sleep in. 

So I got up to mind her. Ha.

Then Craig and I had our together toasts. And looked out my watching window.

But the pond is still all empty as can be. 

And it is nearly Zita’s sing happy birthday day. Oh dear.

Maybe they lost all the water. Maybe.

What will my friends the ducks think. Oh dear me.

Yesterday a man got squished in way far away Wales. And it was not even by a dragon. 

He got squished by a buffalo. Not even one of our very furry buffalos. Another kind of buffalo.

I did not think they had buffalos in way far away Wales. Oh dear. 

Maybe their aeroplane got all lost. Maybe. 

Sometimes aeroplanes get lost. And then you do not know where you are. Oh dear.

That is why we can only use aeroplanes that know how to get to our own not so far away aeroport. Ha.

Then before lunchtime Craig and Zita went on a very long adventure walk. 

To visit the nice lady lawyer. 

And sign lots and lots of papers. Oh dear. 

It was for the just in case you just get squished by a lost buffalo and die papers. Oh dear. 

Craig went in the go faster chair. But he has to fix it. 

Because his feet keep falling off. And they had to use the stong as can be tape. 

To keep his feet off the ground. Oh dear. That is not so all right.

I minded everything when they were away. Even Emmet and Niamh. All by myself. Ha.

I helped Niamh make a beautiful tasty all full up to the very top with chocolate cake. 

Because it will be Zita’s sing happy birthday day tomorrow. Ha. 

I got Zita my own secret sing happy birthday present. It came today. Ha. Craig told me. 

But I do not know what it is. Because it is a secret.

Zita and I took Professor Jill and little dog on our before dinnertime walk. 

When we got home a had to chase away the squirrels. From my own side yard. Silly squirrels.



We have too many squirrels. All different colours. And a chipmunk too. And a bunny rabbit.

That is not all right. It is known. 

Tonight is the dragons games night at our house. 

So we will not have an altogether dinner. Oh well.

We are going to have lots of delicious snacks instead. 

And Emmet and Niamh will have them downstairs. In their comfy bedrooms. 

Where they can see everybody else on their computers. They will have snacks too.

Miss Tara is always making delicious food. Ha. 

Then we will watch the detective program. Ha.

Last night Craig had ice cream. I did not get any. Too bed for me.

Maybe we will have chips tonight. Maybe.




Tuesday, 5 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Two

It was another not even a bit warm day today. 

Zita had to wear her toasty warm gloves so we could go on our walk.

Then I was very busy being Zita’s special helper assistant. All morning.

I was so busy I did not even have time for my breakfast with Craig. Too bad for him. 

Today is Zita’s mother’s sing happy birthday day. Ha. That is a good day. 

Maybe she will have tasty sausages for her dinner. Maybe. 

The man just up their street always has those tasty sausages. Our cousins told me. Ha.

And now they have brand new rules in way far away Dublin.

So now you can go for long adventure walks. 

Even if you are very old. Ha. That is nice.

Sometimes we have sausages too.

The man from the very tasty meat store brings us their very tasty own made sausages. 

Those are very fat good sausages. 

Maybe we will have them for our dinner tonight. 

Maybe we will cook them on the outside stove. Ha.

The other day Niamh had a far away talk with Cara and Lee. For a very long time. In their front yard. 

Miss Tarryn was there too.

And she took a picture of my friend Niamh. That was nice. 


Sometimes Niamh takes my picture too. Ha. Good for us. 

She has started her brand new university classes already. 

They are all on her computer. Or her very big television. 

Because of the do not get sick and die rules nobody can go to her nice university. Oh dear.

Mister Paul came for a far away visit. 

So Craig and Zita could sign some of his important papers. Oh well. 

Zita talked to Craig’s mother on her telephone. 

She is in her little apartment. With lots of very nice nurses. 

But we cannot visit her because of the rules. Oh dear me.

When we were all finished our rascal ladies work Zita and I went for our before dinner walk.

And we found professor Jill too. 

There are even more little leafs on our trees today. I saw them. 

It was only a bit too cold this afternoon. That is good. 

We had the very tasty sausages for our dinner tonight. And hamburgers too. 

I got a giant piece of lettuce. Ha.

Then we watched a brand new detective. 

Because last night’s detectives we not so interesting. Oh well.






Monday, 4 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty One

It is not a lovely sunny day today. And it is not so warm either.

But we went for our before breakfast walk anyway. 

Then I had a nice nap on my comfy rug in the kitchen. 

I had a very quiet day today. 

When Craig was all awake we had a bagel for our breakfast. 

And then we looked out the window.

The outside is not so very interesting anymore because of the rules. 

So I had another nice nap right beside Craig in the comfy living room rug.

So I could mind him while he read his book. That is an easy job.


Craig and I had Scotsmen’s oatmeal cakes for our lunch. With lots of honey.

They are not even a bit tasty unless you put lots of honey on them. Oh well. 

We played catch the ball this afternoon. 

But only for a little while because it is not so nice outside today. Too bad for us.

Then I helped Zita in our new office. It was not a way too busy day today. That is good.

When all her work was finished Zita and I went for our walk with Professor Jill. And the little dog.

Zita had to wear a cosy warm coat. And gloves too.

Because it is not so very warm outside today. Too bad for us. 

We came home just in time to make our very tasty Irish chicken dinner. Ha. Good for us.

Then we watched some new detectives and went to our comfy beds early.

Because everybody was too tired. Good for us. 


Sunday, 3 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty

It was a very beautiful morning today.

So after Zita talked to her mother and father on the telephone we went for our walk.

We had a very nice long walk. 

We saw the lady who grows all the delicious vegetables in our other side yard.

She is getting everything all ready for the garden. 

But she put smelly sheep poop on top of everything. I do not think that was so nice. 

Those sheep should just stay in Ireland. 

We do not need their smelly sheep here. Oh dear.

There was a very smelly skunk outside last night. But I fierce barked it all away. 

Zita would not let me go outside to chase it. 

Because then maybe I would be all way too smelly to come back inside. Oh well.

So I went to bed instead.

When we got home from our good morning walk Craig was very all fast awake.

He had a nice sleep in today. 

Because it is sleep in Sunday. Ha.

Then Craig and Zita and I had our together toasts. Ha. That is good. 

The nice man who makes the very tasty for toasts bread will bring it to the very little bookstore.



Nearly beside Mister Nicastro’s store. 

Then you can get your bread and take it back to you own house. 

And make your own tasty toasts too. Ha. That is a good idea. 

After lunchtime Niamh had a squeaky clean shower. And I had a very nice nap. 

Zita was in the front yard for a long time. Making it all beautiful and tidy.



But I could not be a big help. 

Because sometimes I forget my job and dig big holes right where the flowers grow. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Then Craig and Zita went for another adventure walk. 

I stayed home to mind Emmet.It is my job. Ha. Good for me. 

I did not have to mind Niamh. 

After she made her tires as round as could be she and the old very fast bicycle went for a ride.



To find Miss Anna and her bicycle. And go for a ride all over. Ha. 

Craig and Zita found Professor Jill. She was on her bicycle too. That is silly.

And then when they came home they gave her some do not sneeze all the time medicine. Ha.

That was a good idea. 

Then Craig and Zita had some more too much coffees. 

And a very little bit of Mister Saint Albert’s extremely delicious pecan and maple syrup pie. Ha.

It is a not for dogs pie. Oh well. 

We will have a very tasty dinner tonight.

Because Mister Kettleman sent a man with a bag full up with brand new toasty bagels. 

Right to our house. Ha. That is a tasty dinner. 

With just for bagels cheese too. Good for us. 






Saturday, 2 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Nine

It was a very beautiful sunny as could be day today. 

So Zita and I went for a very long walk. And we far away talked to lots of people. Ha.

All our beautiful trees have little leafs. 

And we have lots of lovely nearly flowers all over my front yard.

Then we came back home. 

Craig had a little sleep in so we had a late together breakfast. Craig and Zita and I.

With toasts and tasty jam too. Ha.

Last night Niamh made the best dinner ever. 

Very big chips with cheese and chicken and onions all over everywhere. Ha. 



And some for Emmet with just all over cheese. Ha. That is a good dinner.

I got some cheesie chips too. 

After our breakfast the nice man brought us big boxes of brand new food. Just for us. Ha.

So now somethings are in the big red keep it cold box. In my side yard. 

And the rest is hiding in the silver little car. 

Then Craig and Zita went for an adventure walk. 

And Craig was in his go even faster chair today. Ha. 

I stayed here to mind my friend Emmet. So I got a peanut butter treat.

Craig and Zita were gone a long time. 

Because it is a very beautiful day outside today. 

And they talked with Professor Alec and Miss Francis for another long time.

When they came home I took Zita for her before dinner walk with me. Ha. That was a good walk.

I saw my friend Niamh sitting on the grass at Lee and Cara’s house. Miss Tarryn was there too. 

Miss Tarryn lives in a house with a bunch of other people. But she has her own window.

So she can sit right outside. On the roof. Ha.

I saw the picture. 



That is silly. Maybe she will just fall off. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will have another altogether dinner tonight. They are my favourites.




Friday, 1 May 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Eight 

I was very busy today.

I did not even have a very little sleep in. Because I was too busy.

Zita and I went for our good morning to nobody walk right away.

But I got very soggy.

Because it was all the time little rain. Zita said it was Irish rain. Oh dear me.

We have enough of our very own rain. We do not need Irish all the time rain.

Maybe it followed my friend Emmet all the way from way far away Cork.

Maybe it misses him. Oh dear. Too bad for me. I do not like being a soggy dog. 

Then I had to be Zita’s special assistant when she had lots and lots of meetings. 

With all the rascal ladies. On the computer. Ha. 

That is my best good job.

At lunchtime Miss Tarryn came to bring something to our house.

So then Niamh and Miss Tarryn went for a little not so close together walk. 

And Craig and I had a peanut butter and honey toast for our lunch. Ha. Toasts are my favourite. 

Then I minded Craig. He was just writing important things on his flat computer. 

My friend Emmet is practicing open all the old not so very good bicycle locks. Ha. 

Zita did not need so much help this afternoon. So I could mind Craig instead. 

And we played catch the ball in my side yard. It was not even a bit rainy this afternoon. 

When Zita was all finished it was a sunny afternoon so we went for our before dinner walk.

We even found Professor Jill and the little dog. 

So we all went on a not so very close together walk.

We have beautiful yellow flowers in our other side yard. So Zita brought them in. 

To be beautiful on the dining room table. Ha. 

They are our own daffodil flowers. Ha. That is good. 

We will have a nice altogether dinner tonight. Zita told me. Ha.

We will watch a new program tonight. 

But it has to be a happy program this time. Craig said so.