Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Seven

Zita and Niamh got home late last night. I was very happy. 

They did not have to sleep in the cottage. They came home. 

Because we have nice comfy beds in our house. And our own pillows. Ha.

Craig was wrong. Emmet is not all finished his nice university. 

He had a remember everything exam today. Oh dear. 

Craig drove him to his nice university. So he would not get lost. I guarded the house. It is way hot again. 

Then Craig went and brought him back to our house. Because of the too hot again day. 

My friend Emmet was there for a very long time. Remember everything exams take a very long time. 

I did not like exams. When I was very little I had exams too. They were silly. Too bad for me.

Remember everything exams make you very tired. It is known. 

When Craig and Emmet were all away I guarded the house again. All by myself. Good for me.

Our gold big car is back. Right on the street. In font of our house. 

I can see it through our beautiful trees. That is good. 

Zita had to go to the way too small office again today. Oh well. 

Zita's father called her this morning. On the telephone. He is going to his own home today. 

To his own comfy bed. And his beautiful flowers. 

He will not have to sleep in a nasty food hospital tonight. That is good.

The nice doctors fixed him all up. That is good. 

And Niamh was at our big centre building all day today. For her just for the summertime job. 

So I only had to guard Craig. That is an easy job. He does not go so far away. That is good. 

Last night we won lots of medals. Our lady won the very best medal for wrestling. 

Craig and I wrestle every night. On the big bed. Before we go fast asleep. I alway win. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I did not win a medal. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Today our giant horse even won a medal too. 

Because he could jump very very high fences. And did not make any of them fall down. Ha.

And our kick the ball ladies won too. Ha. That is good. 

Another present man brought a brand new noisy machine for Niamh. For her little room in the far away university. 

So she can print all her interesting stories. When she is not here. Oh dear. 

I will not like that so much. Oh dear. 

It will be very quiet in our house. When Niamh is at her beside the giant ocean university. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Six

Zita and l went for a very long walk this morning. All around. 

It is only a little too hot today. With far away blue skies. There were not even any sheep clouds. 

I did not have a very busy day.

Zita and Niamh were very busy. Then they went to a cottage. After lunch. 

With Doctor Susan and Lily. To have a nice day all together. 

And go swimming and have a tasty outside dinner. And stay until late o'clock. 

They all went in Zita's old gold big car. Because it is very big. And fast. Just a bit old. 

Susan's car is not so big. Oh well. And Miss Lily is very very tall. 

Miss Lily is not going to a nice university this year. 

She still has to go to the dance a lot school. Where Niamh used to go to school. 

She will go later. And our friends Lee and Cara too. 

Because they are not so old as my friend Niamh. Ha. 

Emmet is still on his vacation. Reading his books. And having nice sleepins. 

And talking to all his friends. In way far away. That is good.

Miss Tara visited Zita's father. Even in the way far away hospital. Because she is a polite lady.

Then she went out for a tasty dinner with our cousins. In way far away. They will have tasty chips. 

In the litte way way way old town. Where all the cousins live. That is good. 

Guarding Craig and Emmet is not so hard.

We played catch the ball. Lots of times. Because it was a nice day outside. That is good. 

Tonight Craig and Emmet went out for a tasty special dinner. 

Because they did not go to the cottage. They went to Craig's Saturday breakfast restaurant. Just them.

I stayed and guarded the house. All by myself. I got peanut butter treats. 

Our ladies got even more medal today. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I watched them on the television. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Five

I had a nice quiet day.

Zita and Niamh were all at work. 

Zita and I had a nice long before toasts walk.

Then we had very very fat crunchy toasts. Ha. Good for me.

My friend Emmet is on his not so long vacation. 

His favourite all about old inventions class was just all finished last night. 

Now he can read his funny books. From Mister Terry. That is good. 

It is good to have nice funny books. Not just all fat interesting books. With no beautiful pictures. 

We have a beautiful pictures of just nice dogs book. In the den. That is a good book. It is known. 

And Emmet can go for nice long walks. To find his very favourite icy tea. In the big glass bottles. 

And catch even more little monsters. For his phone. 

That is what you do on vacation. And have nice sleep ins. And go to a too many chips restaurant. Ha. That is good.

This morning Craig had to read some not so very interesting stories for the nice Queen. Oh well.

Craig and I watched the for everybody games last night. In the comfy den.

Zita could not watch it with us. She had a way too late at night rascal ladies meeting.

We won a medal. For jumping very high. Over a stick.

It was not so high. I could jump right over it. 

But it is a not for dogs game. Oh well. Too bad for them.

It was very rainy last night. Niamh and Lily went for a walk. In the too much rain.

To a store. To get ice cream on a stick. That was silly. Then they were just all soggy. 

Our cousin Miss Ciara passed her important way way too long remember everything exams. 

In way far away Ireland. That is good. 

She was very happy. That is good. 

Craig had to write lots this afternoon. I kept him company. In the den. 

So he would not be lonely. The rug in the den is a comfy rug. That is good. 

Niamh only worked in the morning today. Then she went to visit Cara and Lee. 

Because she is going to her far away university and will miss them. Oh dear. 

Maybe they will come to my house to visit me. When she is in far away. Maybe. 

Niamh and I went for an early walk. Because Niamh and Zita had to go shopping again. 

Then we will have our tasty dinner. When they are all home. In our house. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Four

We were up early this morning. Ha.

Everybody was very busy. Early.

Niamh had to talk to people from her far away university. On the telephone. Even before her work.

And Craig had to drive Emmet to his other university. He did not even finish his too much coffee. 

Emmet had to show the other university all his important pieces of paper. That is good.

Zita had to talk to way far away Ireland. For a long time. To auntie Eileen. Lots of times.

Because Zita's father had to go to the way far away hospital. 

So he could have an operation. To make his heart all spic and span. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

I had two operations. And my friend Emmet and Mister Aidan had some too. I did not like them.

And then Zita had to talk to our friend Miss Tara. 

She is in way far away Scotland. On a far away vacation.

She is on a very little island. All full up of way old and all fallen down castles. Ha. 

Now she is going to see our cousins Orlaith and Ciria. In way far away Ireland. 

But not she will not stay at Zita's old house this time. Because everybody is at the hospital. 

To guard her father. They do not have a nice big guarder dog. Like me. Oh dear. 

Miss Tara will just sleep on a comfy sofa. Maybe. Somewhere. 

Craig's friend Mister Tony came for a little visit before lunch time. In his very very fast car. 

It is a silver car. Like Craig's. Only smaller. And even faster. It is a porch car. 

He could not stay so long. Because he had to go home. 

He lives a bit not so far away. In his house right beside the very very big lake. 

His house has a porch too. Just like his car. Ha. That is silly.

He does not have a nice dog. Only big boats. And cars. Too bad for him.

Niamh came home at lunchtime. For a nap. Then she went back to late time work. Oh well. 

We had more bouncing rain. And lots of windy rain too. All afternoon. 

Zita said it was good for our beautiful garden. 

And for my friends the ducks. Their pond is full all the way to the top. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Three

Zita and I had a very long nice walk today. It was a very nice day. It was not raining at all. Good for us.

I had a very quiet day. Not everybody was at work. Just the ladies. Ha.

Craig was just reading. And watching the big computer. For our nice queen. 

And Emmet was just all very fast asleep. Downstairs in his comfy bedroom. 

Niamh even has to work until late. Because somebody could not work today. 

Zita had a get all dressed up for meetings day. Oh well.

A present man brought us a very big basket of tasty treats. From our cheese party friends. 

Because we were a very big help. With the not so very new apartment. That is nice. 

There was a little letter on the very big basket. For the present man. 

It told him I was a very big friendly dog. That is true. Ha. Good for me.

I guarded everybody all by myself. All day. Until Zita came home from the way too small office. 

We had used pizza for our dinner last night. We will have more used tasty dinner tonight. 

Because our refrigerator is way too full. So we have to eat all the food all up. 

There was no tasty used cheese. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

I got pizza bits last night. Good for me. 

There were squirrels on my hedge all day. Running all the time. Even when I was outside. In my side yard. 

Even jumping on my own keep me cool tree. Oh dear. That is not right. 

It is not their tree. I hate squirrels. 

My friend Emmet went for a nice long walk. After our lunch. 

He scared all the awful squirrels away for me. Ha. That is good. 

I hate squirrels. It is known. Emmet does too. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Craig and I had two peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch. 

We had brand new made just like French bread. That was very tasty bread.

Zita brought it home for us. That was nice. 

Maybe tonight we will watch the just for everybody in the world games. 

On the television. In the cosy den. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety Two

We had another party last night.  With our cheese party friends. 

We had the tasty food on a stick. 

We cooked them ourselves. Outside. Even in the too much rain.

It was a way rainy day yesterday.  It was bouncing up in the air rain. 

You cannot go for a nice walk in bouncing rain.

My friends the ducks were very happy. Ducks like rain. Even bouncing too much rain. That is good.

Then I was a very good guarding dog last night. And I was very brave.

After our tasty dinner everybody was in our living room. Because we had cheesie cake for dessert. 

I cannot have cheesie cake. Because of the chocolate. I would be a sick Poppy. Oh well. 

Then there was an animal in my garden. I could see it. By myself. From my watching window.

But nobody else could see it. Because they are not good guarding dogs. Like me. 

They are just people. They cannot see so well. That is why Mister God invented dogs. To help them. Ha. 

I was very upset. I barked at it. A lot. 

Then Zita saw it too. It ran right under Craig's silver little car. Oh dear.

It was a skunk. It walked right across my patio. Even when I barked at it. Oh dear. That is not right.

I wanted to go out and chase it all away. From my house. And all away from our nice cars.

But Zita said I could not go out. Because skunks make you all way too smelly. 

And skunk smelly dogs cannot sleep in their own house. 

They can only sleep outside. Not even on their own comfy beds. For a long time. Oh dear. 

I would not like that so much. I have a very comfy bed. And a just for me duvet. Ha. Good for me.

I stayed in the house. With everybody. Ha. Too bad for the skunk. Skunks do not have nice duvets. Ha.

Then everybody went home. And we went to bed. Except Niamh. 

She had to go out to even another party. 

She did not get home until way too late. Oh well too bad for her.

Niamh and Miss Lily took me for my nice walk today. It was an after lunch walk. 

Because Niamh did not wake very soon in the morning. Oh well.

Zita had to talk to her father a lot. In way far away. Because our friend Miss Tara is visiting them. 

Cousin Orlaith is going to guard her. Ha. 

Maybe they will go to a tasty fish and too many chips restaurant. In way far away Dublin. 

That is what you have to have for tasty dinners in way far away. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety One

We had a nice party last night. With our cheese party friends.  

I was very happy to see them. They do not even mind when I jump up on them. Ha. Good for them.

We had lots and lots of tasty pizza. That is good.

Everybody talked and talked for a long time. 

I had a nice nap in the kitchen. On my comfy bed.

This morning they even came to our house for a delicious breakfast. Ha. That was good.

We had lots of own made Scotsman's scones and tasty jams. 

We did not have toasts today. Oh well.

Before our breakfast Zita and I went for a long walk. Then I was a very soggy dog. 

We had to use all my fluffy towels. Before I was as dry as a crisp. 

Because it is an all day rainy day. Zita said it was all day Irish rain. 

I do not know Irish rain is here. Maybe it got just lost. Oh well. 

Zita was happy because of the rainy day. She said all our beautiful flowers were way too dry. 

Zita said that our friends the nice farmers will be very happy. 

All the tasty vegetables will not be way big if there is are no nice rainy days. 

Maybe we will get brand new green beans tomorrow. 

When Zita and I visit the nice farmers. To get tasty food for our breakfast.  

Zita and Niamh went to Andrea's new apartment to help put the the new furniture together. 

Zita and Niamh are very good furniture builders. Ha. They will be a big help. That is good.

Craig had to read a lot today. For our nice Queen. That is good. 

We are having another party tonight. Ha. With our cheese party friends. Ha. Good for us. 

Maybe it will be a cheese party. Maybe. 

Cheese is my favourite. And green beans. And lettuce. And the little bits of Irish tasty chicken. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita is going to cook all the food outside tonight. On out outside stove. 

We are going to have the tasty food on sticks. That is good. 

Emmet gave me treats this afternoon. When he made his own Irish tea. For his breakfast. He had Scotsman's scones too. 

He did not go for a nice walk today. Because of the all day rain. He did not want to be all soggy. 

I went down the scary stairs to the basement. To keep my friend Emmet company. Because of the little bit of too loud thunder. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Ninety

It is not a way too hot day. Just a hot day.

We had a little sleep in this morning. Everybody. Ha.

We had lots of little toasts today. Ha.

Then Craig and Zita had to sit at the dining room table for a long long time. 

With lots and lots of papers. For Craig's mother.

Then we went for a nice walk. That was nice. 

After that it was lunchtime. But my nice breakfast was still all there. Oh dear. 

Maybe I forgot to eat it all up this morning. Because of the sleep in. Maybe.

So Craig put lots of cheesie treats on top on my breakfast. Then I ate it all up. Ha.

Our cheese party friends are coming to our house tonight. Andrea too. 

Maybe we will have nice tasty pizza from the old just for pizzas restaurant. Maybe. And maybe cheese. 

Our friends had to make Andrea's not so brand new apartment spic and span clean. Oh dear. 

Making dirty things all spic and span clean takes a long time. It is known. 

Zita and Niamh helped. I could not go. It is not a way big apartment. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Last night our go fast lady won another medal. The very best one. Ha. 

She was in the giant swimming pool again. 

Now she has lots and lots of medals. Good for her. 

And our other ladies won another medal in their very fast row row row your boat. In the giant ocean. 

It is a boat just like cousin Orlaith's. Just not so big. And not in way far away Ireland. Ha. 

There were no nasty sharks trying to catch the boat. Or whales. That is good. 

And another lady won for jumping up and down and not even once falling down on her bottom. Ha. Good for her.

This afternoon Niamh took all her clothes downstairs to our other little bedroom. 

So Zita and I could help her find her too many clothes. 

And give them to nice people who do not have so many clothes. Ha. That is good. 

I stayed downstairs in the scary basement all afternoon. 

Because I had to guard everybody. Only Craig was way upstairs. Writing. Too bad for him.

I found some of my old catching ball. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig drove Emmet to his other university with his important papers. But the right people were not there. 

They are only there next week. They did not tell my friend Emmet. That is silly. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Nine

It was way too hot today. Again. 

Zita and I even got all wide awake early. For our nice walk. 

But the too hot was just hiding outside. And caught us. Oh dear. That is not right.

We only went for a little walk. We only went on the lots of trees streets. 

It is not so hot underneath the trees. That is good.

Then Zita had to go to a rascal ladies meeting. Right away.

So Craig and I had our tasty toasts by ourselves. Oh well. 

Then Craig and I looked out my watching window for a long time. 

We did not see the fast runners today. Maybe they just melted and died. Maybe.

Craig and I played catch the ball. Even in the way too hot. Because I am his friend. That is good. 

Then I had a nice nap. On my comfy bed. In the kitchen. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig had to drive Niamh to visit her nice Doctor. Before she goes to her far away university. 

Craig nearly melted all away. The silver little car does not have a make it cool machine. 

It is too small. Maybe. 

You have to have the windows all open and drive fast. Or you will be just a puddle. Oh dear. 

Last night our very fast ladies won another medal. Again. In the very big swimming pool. Ha. 

Good for them. 

Now the very young fast lady has three medals. Ha. Good for her. 

My cheese friends are coming to my city today. But not until way late. 

They are staying in a very little nearly a hotel. Right beside Miss Julia's house. Ha. That is silly. 

Maybe they will come to my house tonight. Maybe. 

Or tomorrow. For a tasty breakfast. That is nice. 

Emmet has only one more class. Tonight. Then he has a vacation. For just a little while. 

Then he has even more interesting classes. Some at another university. 

Not his own nice university. The way downtown university. I do not know why.

He is going to learn how to speak way way old Irish. 

So he can talk to all the way old Gods. And read all their stories. 

Maybe to me. That would be nice. I like the way old stories. 

Maybe the stories will have elephants. I like elephants. 

A long long time ago elephants could even climb giant mountains. 

It was a long long time ago. When they were Punics. But not anymore. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Eight

We only went for a little walk this morning. 

Because the way too hot caught us. Even before our toasts. Oh dear.

We had our toasts inside today. 

Craig and Zita have to go for a long drive in the black go fast car. 

To find Niamh. At Miss Julia's cottage. And bring her home. 

So she can sleep in her own comfy bed. 

I will stay here and guard Emmet. And our nice cool house. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig and I looked out my watching window today. It was not so fun. 

Everybody was gone. Because of the way too hot. Just cars. Oh well. 

I saw some people just fast running. 

Craig said they were just going to melt and die. Oh dear. 

That is silly. 

They should go to Niamh's way too expensive coffee store and have icy coffee. 

And look out the windows. Just like me. Ha. 

Craig and Zita and Niamh did not get home until late. 

Emmet got my tasty dinner for me tonight. He did not forget. That is good.

Craig said he saw lots of cows. Even just all white cows. Ha.

When they went to Miss Julia's cottage. To find Niamh. 

Craig had to have a spic and span bath tonight. Because of the too hot all day. 

It as even too hot when it was all dark. That is silly.

My cheese party friends are coming to my house. For a visit. Tomorrow. Ha. 

Miss Andrea is coming too. Because her university will start again. Very soon. 

She has to put all her lots of clothes in her new apartment. We will help. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Seven

It was a nice day today. Just a little bit way too hot.

Zita and I had a not very long walk this morning. I did not want to too hot to catch us. 

Then we had our toasts outside. Again. Even fat toasts today.

When Emmet was all awake Zita drove him to his nice university. It is his all day at the university day. 

Niamh is still away at Miss Julia's cottage.

So I did not have to get her all awake today. Ha. To bad for her.

Craig had brand new tasty peaches for his lunch. 

I can not have tasty peaches. Maybe it will make my tummy sick. Maybe.

I like green beans. Craig never has green beans for his tasty lunch. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

We won even more medals last night. At the just for everybody in the world games. On the television. 

The same fast lady as before. Now she has two. Ha. Different colours. Good for her. 

All her friends were very happy. Ha. That is good. 

And we won another medal today. For jumping into a swimming pool. 

From way way high in the air. And not missing. Ha. That is good. 

I had a nice long nap after lunch. I got a nice carrot treat for my lunchtime. 

Craig found one. In the refrigerator. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig was just reading his book. Guarding Craig is not so hard. 

He stays in the den. So he can read his books. And big stories for our nice Queen. I know where he is. That is good.

Now he is still doctor in way long ago Rome. He does not have a nice dog. Only a little baby. Oh well. 

Little babies are not such a big help. Catching nasty people. It is known. 

He should get a nice big dog. Like me. I would be a big help. Ha.

Tonight is a late for dinner night. Zita and Emmet are not all done until late. 

And Zita is going to a nice restaurant with our friend Kathy. For a tasty dinner.

But Craig will get my tasty dinner for me at dinner time. He does not forget. 

Because I always remind him. Ha. Good for me.

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Six

I had a nice quiet day. 

Zita and I had a nice slow walk this morning. 

We went to the lots and lots of trees streets today. Not the full of cars streets. Ha. Good for us. 

Then we had our too much coffee in the side yard. Because it is the summer time. 

It is very quiet because Niamh is not in her own house. She is at Miss Julia's cottage. Oh well.

Yesterday Niamh got lots of everything for her new far away university. 

Even a brand new beautiful duvet. And fluffy towels. And a big just for dirty clothes bag. 

Niamh has lots of dirty clothes. Even under her own comfy bed. Ha. Too bad for her. 

Emmet went to his other bank today. To take all his real money away. And give it to our nice bank. On the busy street. 

They always give me giant treats. Because I am a polite dog. Ha. 

Emmet's other bank did not give anybody treats. Too bad for them.

Now maybe Emmet will get tasty treats for me too. Maybe.

Zita could not go to the rascal ladies office in the afternoon. 

Because she was way too busy here. With all her just on the telephone meetings. 

Craig and I had peanut butter sandwiches. 

Fat bread sandwiches. With cheese. For our tasty lunch. That is good.

Tonight Craig and Zita and Emmet are taking Craig's mother to a tasty food restaurant. 

A nice restaurant. It is near my bank. It is not a too many chips restaurant. Ha.

I will have to guard our house all by myself. Ha. 

Zita talked to Auntie Eileen today. That is nice. She still lives in way far away Ireland. 

Our friend Miss Tara is there too. She stayed with Zita's family. In the way way upstairs bedroom. 

Last night we watched our swimming lady win another medal. 

Because she is very fast in the giant swimming pool. Ha. That is good. She was very happy. Me too. 

Maybe we will watch all the fast people again tonight. On the television. In the den. 

I like it when everybody is all together. Then I know where everybody is. That is right. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Five

It was very scary in my house last night. 

There was lots and lots of scary loud fireworks. I do not like that so much.

I went right down the stairs to my friend Emmet's very big bedroom. 

Emmet is not even a bit scared of very loud fireworks. Ha. Good for him. 

Emmet guarded me until the too loud noises were all done. 

I did not have to guard him at all. That is good. 

It is nice to have very brave friends when everything is too scary. 

Then you are not too scared. It is known. 

This morning Zita and I went for a very long walk. Ha. 

It was a very beautiful day today. It was not too hot today. That is good. 

Then we went to see all the nice farmers. Way up on the busy street. That is good.

All the people there know me. And say hello. Even all the nice farmers. 

We bought lots of tasty vegetables. For our Sunday dinner. Ha.

I even got free tasty green bean treats. From the farmer lady with lots and lots of brand new green beans. 

Because I am a very polite waiter. Ha. Good for me. 

This morning Craig stayed in his comfy bed so he could watch the for the whole world games. 

Last night our ladies even won a medal. In the very big swimming pool. Ha. That was good. The ladies were very happy. That is good. 

This morning Craig watched the ladies go all upside down very high in the air. 

Then he and Zita had their too much coffee outside. Right in the side yard. With me. Ha. Good for us.

We had brand new peaches and Scotsman's oatmeal pie for our special Sunday breakfast. 

We even made it ourselves. I helped. Good for me. 

Tonight Niamh is going to Miss Julia's cottage. On the very very big river. 

She is going to even sleep there. Without me. Oh dear. 

This afternoon Zita and Niamh went to the not very expensive breakfast store. 

To buy something for her going to the far away beside the giant ocean university. Maybe a comfy duvet. Maybe 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Four

It is a Saturday. Again. Ha. That is good.

Saturday I always take Craig to his old friends' breakfast. Zita and I walk with him all the way to the busy street. 

So he does not get lost. And has breakfast at the wrong just for your tasty breakfast restaurant  Ha. Good for us.

Then we went for our nice walk.  It is not so way hot today. That is good.

Craig said Mister Tom was not at breakfast today. Because he hurt his knee. And cannot walk so well. Oh dear. 

We will get him some tasty treats. Ha. 

After we got home Miss Zoé and Mrs. Bethany came to my house for a visit. 

Miss Zoé had to get Niamh all awake. Ha.

Then Niamh and Miss Zoé had to go shopping. Ha.

Mrs. Bethany and Zita looked for free money for smart young ladies. For the far nice far away universities. 

I think the free money is hidden. Because you can only find if you use your computer. Ha. 

Maybe it is secret money. Maybe.

They had croissants when they looked. Ha. That is good. I like croissants.

Emmet's friends ate all the tasty cookies he brought to their house. Last night. That is good. 

They played a magic game. I do not know why. 

Craig and Zita went to the outside dinner party last night. 

And there was another man who likes way old black music machines too. Ha. That is silly. 

When they came home we watched everybody in the whole world's games on the television. 

They are in a way far away place. Right beside a giant ocean. 

Oceans are all full of dangerous sharks. And giant whales. Oh dear. 

I do not go in oceans. I just go in my little just for me pool. When it is way too hot. 

It is not Niamh's or cousin Orlaith's giant ocean. It is another one. Oh well. 

We saw it on the television last night. It was very bright. 

I did not see any whales. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Three

I had another not so busy day. It is another way too hot day.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Not so far today. We did not see my friends the ducks today. 

We did not go to their nice pond. It was too far today.

When we got to our house there were cars in the middle of the road. 

Because they were just crashed. Just a little crashed. Oh well.

Right in front of my house. That was silly.

We had our toasts anyway. 

Then Zita had to go to the way too small office. To write important stories.  

And then Craig drove my friend Emmet to the tasty bread store. To buy lots of cookies. 

Because he went to his friends' house to play a game. All day. Maybe even late. 

They are his friends from his nice university. 

You always bring tasty things when you visit your friends. Because it is polite. 

That is why our nice bank gives me giant tasty treats. Because I am a polite dog. Ha. Good for me. 

I stayed here to guard Niamh and Miss Rima. 

They were watching a scary program on Niamh's computer. Before they went to their work. 

I just stayed on my comfy bed in the kitchen. I do not watch scary progrms. Ha. 

Craig got a special very tasty croissant at the tasty bread store. And we had it for our lunch. 

Then I had a nap. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and Zita and Niamh are going to an outside dinner tonight. At Mrs. Brenda's house. 

It is in the way big back yard where they used to live. Before they were all my family. 

Zita and Craig are bringing tasty special toasts and vegetables. Because they are polite too. Ha. Good for us.

I will stay here and guard the house. And get peanut butter treats.