Friday, 31 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Nine

We did not have a sleep in today.

Because it is still our go to work day. Oh well.

The nice man came this morning and finished Emmet’s window. 

So now everything is all finished. Ha. Good for us. 



Now we just have to put all our beautiful flowers back. 

Lee and Cara and their parents went to a not very near cottage this morning.

But Disney their little dog could not go. 

Because he is too small and maybe a bear might chase him. And then he would just be all lost. 

In a giant full of trees forest. That would not be all right.

So Niamh is going to stay in their house to mind Mister Disney. Even all night. 

Because Mister Disney does not like to be all by himself very much. 

So Miss Tarryn is going to there to help her too.

Zita did not have her good morning to everybody meeting today. I do not know why.

But Craig made her the special fluffy coffee anyway. 

Then later Craig and I had a very fat toast. With the very tasty strawberry jam on top. 

Zita and the go fast car took Niamh to her job. Right downtown. 

I stayed here so I could help Emmet make his cheesie bagel breakfast. Ha. Good for me. 

We had a very nice just quiet day. All day.

We played catch the ball. In my side yard.

Because it was a beautiful full of sheep clouds day today. And not even hot.

Then I had a long lovely nap. 

While Craig put his feet in the wavy water machine. So his feet would be squeaky clean too. 

When our rascal ladies work was all finished I took Zita and Profesor Jill and the little dog on a lovely long before dinner walk. Good for me.



When we were all back home I was a very hot dog.

But my own bowl was filled right up with nice cold water. So I was not all too hot. 

Zita had to use the very loud blow everything everywhere machine. Just before dinnertime. 

Because our side yard was too full of the fall everywhere berries. I could not be a big help. Oh well.

Then it was just the right time for the black car to go downtown to find Niamh.

But we will not have our together dinner tonight because Niamh has to mind Mister Disney.

And keep him company. Even for his dinner. Oh well. 

So I only had to mind Craig and Zita and Emmet tonight. That is an easy job. 


Thursday, 30 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Eight 

Craig and Zita and I got up very early this morning.

Because Mister Charles and his helper and the nice man with his digging machine were here.



Even before our breakfast. Oh goodness me.

So everybody got dressed right away. Except for Emmet and Niamh. They were still all fast asleep.

The nice man brought his truck. With a giant trailer. Ha.

And he put lots and lots of dirt back into the very big hole. 


And then he filled up his trailer with all the extra dirt and lots of just broken bits. Ha.

Now we do not have a giant hole anymore. 



Tomorrow they are going to put more wood around Emmet’s window. Then it will be all finished. 

Zita and I watched them today. 



Right from my watching window. 

Then she had to go to her good morning to everybody meeting.

So Craig made her special fluffy coffee. Just for her meeting.

And then Craig and I had our together toasts. 

With tasty jam. 

With the very heavy especially for toasts bread. That was a good breakfast.

When I was all filled up with toasts I went to our rascal ladies office. 


Because I am Zita’s very best helper assistant. Ha. That is my best job.

At lunchtime Zita went out and came back with more bread from the delicious treats bakery store.

Then she and Craig went on their adventure walk.

It is not a very hot day this afternoon. 

That is a good day for an adventure walk. Ha. 

I stayed here to mind Emmet and Niamh. 

And they were all awake before lunchtime. Ha. Good for them.

Craig took a picture of my pond. From the other end. When he was on his adventure walk.

You can even see my house. 

But you cannot see me.

Because I am still inside minding everything. Ha.

But you can see the way too tall building. In it nearly all finished. 


Craig says it is a very silly building. I do not know why.

My friends the ducks swim in our pond all the time. It is their favourite pond. That is good.

When they got home I had a very nice lay me down in the hall. 



So I could mind Craig and Zita at the same time.

But then there was some loud nasty thunder so I just minded Zita from our bathroom. 

The nasty thunder does not know where I am when I am in the bathroom. 

Because there are no windows so it cannot see me. Ha. 

And it stayed at my house for a long time. And lots of rain too. That is not all right.

Craig did not mind because nasty thunder does not scare him. That is good. 

I think we will have an altogether dinner tonight. That is good.

I did not go for a before dinner walk. 

Because maybe the thunder might have seen me. Oh dear me. I would not like that. 

Zita only went for a little bit of a walk before the rain found her. Too bad for her.

Then Niamh came home and I helped everybody with our own made pizzas. 

With lots of Mister Saint Albert’s just for pizza cheese. Ha. 

I am always a big help in the kitchen. Good for us. 



Wednesday, 29 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Seven 

Today is our do not go to work day. So we had a little quiet day.

Except for the too loud thunder when I was just all fast awake. Oh dear I do not like thunder at all.

So I just hid in the bathroom. With my own comfy towel. Ha.



There are no windows in the bathroom so the thunder could not find me there. Ha.

Good for me.

Then the thunder was all gone and the black go fast car took Niamh to her early in the morning meeting.

At the beautiful clothes store.

When Zita came home we had a very nice quiet walk. It is not hot today.

And she brought some of the very heavy bread from the delicious tasty treats bakery. Ha.

My friend Craig had a big sleep in. 

But he was not sleeping. He was just listening to his brand new very interesting book. 

All about what changed everywhere. A long long time ago. 

I did not have to mind him. 

Because he was all awake. Just still in the comfy bed. Ha. 

But then Zita was outside in our front yard fixing all the bushes.

Because Mister Charles’s very big truck squished some of them. Oh dear. 

So Zita had to fix them all up. That was good. 


Now the digger man has to put all the too much sandy dirt back into the hole.

Craig and I had a very delicious peanut butter and honey sandwich. That is our favourite sandwich.

We alway have one for our lunchtime. 

Sometimes we have peanut butter and jam. But not so often. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Then Craig read Emmet’s brand new story. It is going to be in a magazine.

A magazine just about way way old stories. 

The magazine is from the very very old in Cambridge university. Ha.

I know the story. I have heard it lots of time. 

It is all about a man who kills all of his lots and lots of uncles. With a sword. That is not so nice. 

Emmet always reads the stories to me when he is writing them. 

Because I cannot go to his way far away university and hear them there. Too bad for me.

You can only hear Emmet’s stories. 

Because all the people in the stories are all dead. Too bad for them. 

Now they cannot hear their own interesting stories. Oh well.

Craig and Zita went for an adventure walk. 

They went early so the rain would not catch them. That is a good idea.

When they got home the black car took Zita to find Niamh. 

So the rain would not catch her too. That is good. 

When they got home I took Zita for a before dinner walk. 

Because Zita has to talk to some lady friends. Even Kathy Mahoney. 

On her computer before we can have our very own tasty dinner. 

She has not seen them in a long time. 

Because of the do not just get sick and die rules. Too bad for all of them. 

Emmet is playing his other dragons game tonight. 

So we will not have an altogether dinner. Too bad for us. 


Tuesday, 28 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Six

We had an early day today.

So the go fast car could take Niamh to her downtown job. 

Craig did not have an early day. He had a bit of a nice sleep in instead.

Mister Lyndon sent us a picture. Of lots of smelly skunks. Oh dear me.



And they were right on my street. Last night. In Cara and Lee’s back yard. Oh dear me.

That is not so all right. I do not want to be all smell like a skunk. Oh dear me. 

Mister Charles and his helpers came today. 

But they did not use their very noisy machines early in the morning. That was good. 

But when the very loud noise started I went into our office with Zita. And we closed the door. Ha.

Mister Charles’s helpers are making a very very big box. With lots of stones in the bottom. 



Right in front of Emmet’s window. 

So Emmet’s room will not get all wet again. That is a good idea.

When Zita came home from downtown she brought some brand new round like a ball delicious bread. 

So Craig and I had a peanut butter and honey sandwich and Emmet had a fat cheese sandwich for lunch. 

Last night we had the big flat cake that Niamh and I made for our after dinner dessert. 

It was so delicious that she took some to Lee and Cara. Ha.

But we still have lots. Inside the refrigerator. That is good. 

And our cousin Emma made the peanut butter cookies. In way far away Celbridge. 



Craig sent her the recipe. Ha. 

So she sent him a picture of the beautiful cookies. 

She had to make them because Craig only knows how to make peanut butter sandwiches. 

And our good morning toasts. 

He does not know how to make very tasty cookies. Too bad for him.

After lunchtime I just stayed in our office while Zita listened to something interesting on her computer. 

I did not think it was so interesting for dogs. Oh well. 

So I had a long lovely nap. Right beside Zita. Ha.

Then Mister Charles and all his helpers were gone. 

Now the nice man with the little digging machine will come and put all the dirt back in the giant hole. 

Maybe he will be here tomorrow. Then everything will be all finished. Maybe. 

When Zita went to find Niamh downtown I have a very nice nap. In the kitchen.

Because all the noisy machines have left it is nice and quiet.

When it is all nice and quiet you can have very long naps. It is known.

When Niamh got home Miss Tarryn came here too. So they could borrow the go fast car and go swimming.

Because it is another too hot day today. 

We are going to have a nice late altogether dinner tonight. That is good.



Monday, 27 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Five

I did not want to go for our good morning walk today.

It was still too hot for nice walks. 

Zita only went for a slow walk and did not just run all over everywhere this morning.

And Mister Charles did not come here today either.

Maybe it is too hot for him too. Maybe. 

So we had a very quiet day today. That is good.

Before our work time Zita talked to her mother and father in way far away Dublin. 

Then it was time for the see everybody together meeting.

But I got in a bit of trouble because I started to bark when Zita was talking to someone. On the computer.

I had to bark at the noisy make your knives sharp truck. It was right here on my own street. 

With its very noisy bell. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

I do not like that truck at all. Oh well.

So I could not go back into our office. 

Because of the too much barking. 

So I had to mind Craig in the den instead. 

And wait for the door to be all open.

Then Lee came to visit me and to help Niamh bake very tasty treats. 

So I helped them too. Ha. Good for me.

When we were all finished our together baking I minded them in the living room.

That was an easy job. 

They just listened to a story on Niamh’s take it with you everywhere speaker.

Then it was time for me to take my friend Zita and Profesor Jill on our before dinnertime walk.

We did not go for a very long walk. 

Because it was too hot and Profesor Jill’s little dog gets too hot right away. Oh dear me.

When we got home Zita and Niamh and I made a very tasty dinner. A dinner from far away Mexico. 

With lots of chicken. Ha. That is a good dinner.

So we had a lovely altogether dinner again tonight. Ha.

They are my favourite dinnertimes.





Sunday, 26 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Four

It is a way too hot day today.

Zita and I went for our good morning walk. And it was already too hot. 

So we had a nice slow not so far walk. Then we came home.

Because the house was nice and comfy cool.

So then I had a nice nap and minded Craig. 

He had a little sleep in and listened to a brand new book. All about an old long time ago King. 

This morning Zita talked to my friend cousin Orlaith. 

On the telephone in way far away Dublin. That is good.

Soon she is going to live in Cork. Just like Emmet. 

When his old university remembers to be all open again. 

And he finds a nice place to live with his friends. With no nasty bugs at all. Ha. That is a good idea. 

Zita went to get Profesor Jill so she could help her bring all the delicious vegetables back to her house.

And we got brand new strawberries and raspberries too. 

From the very nice farmers. Up on our busy street. 

Then Craig and Zita and I had our toasts and coffees in our side yard. 

But we did not stay there so long. 

Because even the wind was too hot. That is not so nice. Too bad for us.

Before breakfast Niamh went to visit Miss Tarryn and their Lemon friends. 

Maybe they will and just watch people. Maybe.

At lunchtime Zita talked to Auntie Eileen in way far away Wexford. In her little in Wexford house. 

Because she has her holidays now. 

It is not even a little bit hot there. That is nice. 

But we had a very quiet day. 

Because it is way too hot to be busy today. 

So Zita started to make a beautiful shirt. Just for her self. 

On her clothes making machine. Right on the dining room table. 

So I had a nice nap and Emmet talked to his from all over everywhere friends.

Craig just read his book and had a nice quiet day too. 

We only played catch the ball one time today. 

Because everybody knows you can not play outside so long when it is way too hot. 

Or you will get a sick tummy.

I did not want to have a sick tummy so we did not stay outside. 

So I had another nice nap. In the den so I could mind Craig. That is an easy job. 

When Niamh came home I helped Zita and Niamh make our delicious altogether dinner. 

I am the very best kitchen helper. It is known.

And we are having hamburgers and pretend hamburgers too. Both of them. Ha. 

Zita’s mother and father had their special on Sunday’s dinner at our cousin Simon’s house. Ha.


And I saw their picture. Ha. I could not see Miss Laura.

Because she was taking the picture. Ha. That was a good idea. 

But they did not have any very tasty cooked outside hamburgers. 

Just a tasty roast and vegetables. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

Before our dinnertime Zita and I started to go for a just a very little walk. 

But then I did not want to go.

Because it was too hot for even a very little walk today. Oh well. 

So we came back in. 

Maybe we will watch the detective who is always in trouble again tonight. Maybe we will have raspberries. 

There are lots of raspberries in the refrigerator. I saw them. 


Saturday, 25 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Three

I had a very nice quiet day. 

Because Mister Charles and his noisy helpers did not come here today. Ha. Good for us.

And it was Craig’s old friends breakfast picnic in our park day. So they all sat under the very big trees.



So they did not get way too hot. 

Because it is another very hot outside day today.

If you get too hot you will get a sick tummy.

Sometimes I get too hot. Then I come inside and have a nap in our cool hose. 

When they were in the park a very nice dog visited them. 



And she went fast asleep. Right beside our friend Mister Tom.

Her younger brother was playing chase the ball with some boys. 

But she was just a bit too hot so he had a nice quiet nap. With Craig’s friends. Ha.

I do not like to go to the park.

Because sometimes there are too many dogs running all around. 

And some dogs get way to close to Zita. That is not so very polite. 

I did not say they could get close to my family. So then I have to fierce bark them away.

That is why I do not go to the park. 

Zita drove Niamh to the beautiful clothes store. And then she went to visit doctor Susan. In her backyard.

I waited here. 



Right at my watching window until Craig was home. And then we had only a little bit of toast.

Because Craig did not cut the toasts so well today. Too bad for us.

Last night we had toasts when we watched the detective.

Because it was very exciting so we had to stay up late.

If you stay up past your bedtime you have to have toasts. It is the rule. Ha. That is a very tasty rule. 

When Zita came home she brought back our take it with you piano. 

We lent it to doctor Susan a long time ago. Now it is home. 

Emmet and Niamh used to play music on pianos. 

There is another very old very big piano in the basement. 

But it does not play so very well anymore. Oh dear.

Maybe they will play beautiful music on this piano. Maybe. 

Everybody in my house likes music. Me too. That is good. 

Then we put a picture on the big wall in the living room. 

Because the wall was just too big all by itself. So we found a beautiful picture in our basement.


And Zita put it right up on the wall. Ha. 

We have lots and lots of beautiful pictures in the basement. 

Sometimes we move them all around. Craig says just because. That is silly.

When Zita went to find Niamh I had a lovely nap. 



On the big comfy bed. All by myself. Ha.

So I would not be too tired for our altogether dinner tonight. Ha. Good for me. 


Friday, 24 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Two 

I had a very exciting day today. 

Mister Charles and his very noisy helpers were here very early again today. Oh dear me.

So Zita and I went for our good morning to everybody walk early this morning.

And when we opened our gate I fell right into a big hole. 


All of me. Oh dear.

We did not even know it was there. It was not there yesterday. 

Zita was very very surprised too. 

But I was not hurt. Just a little bit scared. And a bit all dirty. Oh dear. 

But then I got right out. It was not a giant hole. 

The giant hole is right in front of my friend Emmet’s bedroom window. 



I did not fall into that hole. Good for me.

Then Craig was all fast awake too.

Because of all the very loud too much noise.

So he made Zita her special delicious fluffy coffee. For her see everybody in the morning meeting. 

I stayed in the office with Zita. And we closed the door. Ha. So it was not too noisy. 

When Niamh was all wake Zita told her all about my adventure in the surprise hole.

So she gave me lots of hugs. And I wagged my tail. A lot. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita and the go fast car took Niamh to her beautiful clothes store. 

And Zita stayed downtown at the rascal ladies office. To get some important papers. 

So I stayed here to mind Craig and Emmet. 

To make sure they did not fall into the surprise hole too. That is my favourite job.

But Zita had to stay downtown nearly all day. Too bad for her. 

The noisy helpers were almost finished at lunchtime. 

They put away all their noisy machines. 



And even cleaned up some of the big mess they made. That is good.

This morning a big truck brought lots of very very big pieces of wood. 



So Mister Charles and his helpers can make the giant hole in front of Emmet’s window all neat and tidy.

And then put the dirt back. 

Then nice people will not just fall in the hole and scare my friend Emmet. 

Craig and I had a toast for our lunchtime treat. With the from nearly made here very delicious jam.

Then I went in to the big bedroom and had a very nice nap.

Because I had a very busy morning today. 

And last night Zita and I had a very long all over everywhere walk. It was our before dinnertime walk. 

So I was a bit tired this afternoon. That is why you have to have nice naps. It is the rule. 

When Zita came back home it was time for us to take Profesor Jill and the little dog on our before dinnertime walk. 

It was not a very long walk this afternoon. 

Because it is all hot outside again today. 

We did not have an altogether dinner tonight because it was a stay until late night for Niamh. Too bad for her.

Maybe we will watch more of the detective who always gets in trouble tonight. 

Maybe we will have strawberries and ice cream too. Maybe.

Thursday, 23 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty One

I had another very too busy day today.

The noisy helpers were here before I could even have my breakfast. 

They brought lots of bags too. 


And they made even more very loud noises today. Oh dear me.

So I stayed in our office with Zita.

So we were not very close to the noisy machines.

And then Mister Paul came for a nice visit and to have his good morning coffee.



So he fixed our a bit broken stove too. All by himself. 

Now it all works again and is not noisy all the time. Ha. That was nice. 

When he was here a little dig big holes machine came right on our patio.



And it dug a big hole right in front of Emmet’s window. 

So the men could made a brand new keep the too much water away hole.



Just for Emmet’s bedroom window. That is a good idea.

But Emmet could not write anything interesting this morning.

Because of the way too much noise.

Then Miss Tarry came to make their lunch and borrow the black car. 

So they could visit Niamh’s very favourite beautiful trees and bushes store. 

And so Miss Tarryn could get some brand new groceries too. 

My friend Emmet found the especially delicious lemon cookies Zita got him. So now they are all gone. Ha. 

 Niamh and the go fast car are helping Miss Tarryn move lots of her lovely things to her new apartment.

Miss Anna and Miss Tarryn are going to live in the same apartment. Downtown. 

They are very near the famous delicious full of cheese pizza store. Ha. That is a good apartment.

But there will only be Craig and Zita and Emmet for our dinner.

So we are going to have own made chip and fish. 

Because Niamh does not like fish. Not even a little bit. 

So our dinner will be a secret. Ha. 





Wednesday, 22 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty 

I had the very busiest day in the world today.

And today is Zita and my do not go to work day too. Oh dear. 

Mister Charles and his helpers came to my house even before our breakfast.



We did not know that he was going to be here today.

I was so surprised I did not even bark. My goodness.

And they are very noisy. Because they have very very loud machines. 

They even had two of them. And they use them at the same time. Oh dear me. 

So they can take some bricks away and put in the special water can not get in cement instead.



But taking the bricks away it a very hard job. Oh dear. And noisy all the time too.

 So I had to sit at my watching window to make sure everything was always all right. Oh dear.


Even when it was very very loud.

And then Craig and Zita went to see Craig’s mother. But not in her little apartment.

They could only see her outside. 

Because of the do not get sick and die rules.

Today is her own Sing Happy Birthday day. But she did not remember it. Oh dear me.

But we got her a beautiful cake anyway. Just for her and all the nice helpers there. 

The make the very delicious bread bakery made it just for her. That was nice.

I had to stay here and mind everything even my friend Emmet and Mister Charles and his noisy helpers.

I was so busy I did not even have my nice before lunchtime nap. Too bad for me. 

After Zita took the delicious cake to Craig’s mothers apartment she went to our own grocery store.

And she brought back so much food she will not have to go again for a very long time. That was a good idea.

The go fast car was filled up to the top. And the trunk too. Ha.

She even got Craig a giant cinnamon rolled up bun for his tasty lunch. 

It was so big I had to help him eat it all up. Ha. Good for me.

Then I helped Zita put all the lots of food away. In the kitchen and even in our office. 

Because that is where the other keep everything as cold as can be machine lives. So now it is full up too. Ha.

After my lunchtime Mister Charles and his helpers were all finished for today. 

Because now all the new wall has to dry and be as hard as can be. 

So then I could have a nice nap.

Because I did not have to watch everything all the time. That is good. 

But they are going to come back here tomorrow. And be noisy again. Oh dear me. 

We will have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because Mister Kiran has to work tonight.

So they cannot play the dragons until another night. Oh dear.  

I think we will watch the detective program again tonight. Maybe we will have strawberries again. Ha. 


Tuesday, 21 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Nineteen 

I had a very quiet day today.

Because I was helping Zita nearly all the time. 

We went for a very nice good morning walk.

It was not even a little too hot today. 

Then Zita and Niamh had their fast breakfast so Zita could drive her to her beautiful clothes store.

I minded Craig. But only for a little while.

Because he was all awake too.

So when he made Zita her special fluffy just for meetings coffee I stayed in the office.

Right until our lunchtime.

Then Craig and I had a peanut butter and honey sandwich. 

With the very good especially for sandwiches bread. From Mister Saint Albert’s own store. Ha.

Then I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed. 

And then I went into the den to mind Craig.



So he would not be all lonely when he was reading his book. 

When Niamh came home we looked out my watching window. Together.

It was not such a very interesting day. That is good.

Sometimes interesting days are not such good days for having lovely nice naps. It is known.

When you have an important job you have to have nice naps. 

Or maybe your head will get too full. 

And maybe it will get too heavy and just fall off. 

Or your beautiful keep you cool hat will not fit anymore. 

So you have to have nice naps. Just in case. 

When we were all finished our important work I took Zita for a very long lovely walk.

It was our before dinnertime walk.

I think we will have an altogether dinner tonight. But I do not know what. 

Our stove made a very loud noise last night and scared my friend Niamh. A lot. 

But I could not be a big help. Oh dear me. 

Because I do not know anything all about stoves. Too bad for us. Oh well.





Monday, 20 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighteen 

We had to get up early this morning.

Because our little vacation was all over. Too bad for us.

But we went on a very nice walk before our breakfast anyway. Good for us.

It is not so very hot today. 

Maybe there will be no scary thunderstorms today. That is a good idea.

Then we went to our work in our rascal ladies office together. 

Because I am Zita’s best helper assistant.


And Zita used her tall stand up straight desk. Ha. 

There is lots of room underneath the stand up desk for nice naps.



That is a good desk. 

Craig had a little sleep in so he could listen to his very long book. 

Craig told me it is important to have nice naps when you are a hard worker. Like me. 

When he had his another cup of coffee I came into the living room.

So I could help him eat his toasts. We had jam on our toasts today. Ha.

Then I went back to my other job. In our office. 

Emmet’s far away in Cork university is still all confused. 

And it does not even know when it is going to be all open again. 

And they are not telling anyone. Even my own friend Emmet. That is not all right. 

At lunchtime I had stretchy cheese on my own food. 

My friend Niamh always shares her stretchy cheese with me. 

When you have the from Japan stretchy noodles you have to use stretchy cheese too. 

Because it is the only cheese for stretchy noodles. It is known. Ha. Good for us.

Niamh is not all the time itching because of the nasty mosquitoes. That is good.

When Zita and I were all finished our work today we took Professor Jill on our walk. That was nice.

And when we got home Niamh said she was going to make our very delicious altogether dinner. Ha.

So I minded her. Ha. Good for me. 

And then her phone told her how to make our dinner. Ha. That is silly. Oh well. 

We had raspberries and ice cream last night. When watched the detective program. Ha.

Raspberries are very very tasty. They are my favourite too. 



Sunday, 19 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventeen 

I had a very nice quiet morning today.

But it was very loud and scary last night.

Because of the way too close to my house thunder. So I had to sleep right at the top of the bed. 

Right beside Craig. 

Because Craig is not even a bit scared by the very loud thunder. Ha. That is good.

And Zita slept at the bottom of the bed. Oh dear.

I do not like the thunder at all. It is too scary.

When the nighttime was all over the thunder was all gone too.

So we went for a little walk. 

But it is still way too hot outside for nice long walks. 

It was too hot even before our breakfast. Oh dear.

Then Zita had to help Profesor Jill bring all the delicious vegetables and strawberries back from the very nice farmers.

So I kept Craig company and he listened to his very interesting book. 

When we were all awake Zita made lots of muffins. Ha. Craig always shares his delicious muffins with me. 

So I will not starve All away. That is nice.

After lunchtime Zita moved everything all around in our office. 

Because now we have a big desk. And it goes up and down. 

So it can be a too tall desk. Or a very short desk. Ha. 



So Zita can just stand up at her desk and not even get a sore bottom. Ha.

So she put the old little desk back in the basement. And she made a new bookshelf.

For all our very important papers. Ha.

I was a very good helper. 

Because I had a nice long nap in the living room and I did not get in the way at all. Good for me.

But then the arm on the go fast chair broke. Oh dear. 

And it does not work so very well with only one arm. You might just fall right out. On your head. Oh dear me.

So Craig and Zita fixed it. 

They just took the arm from the new go faster and put it on the old chair. Ha. That was a good idea.

The wheelchair garage will have to fix the broken arm now. Oh dear.

Then I went back to my fast asleep nap. 

I had a very nice quiet day. All day.

We will have our together dinner tonight. Those are my favourite dinnertimes. 

Maybe we will have something cheesie. Maybe.


Saturday, 18 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixteen 

We all got up early today. Except for Emmet.

Because Niamh had to go to her downtown store so Zita and the black car took her.

But when Zita was back home we did not have our together toasts.

Because it was Craig’s old friends drink their coffees in the park day. 

Their favourite restaurant is still all closed because of the rules. Oh dear me.

So Craig and Mister Paul found all their friends under the giant trees in my park. 

Because it was a very very hot day outside today. So you have to sit under very big trees. So you will not get too hot. 

But they were talking too much and they stayed out too long.

And everybody got too hot and they had to go back to their own homes. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

And it was the make the house spic and span day too. Oh dear.

But Craig came home it was nearly all clean so he only had to make all the dust go away. 

And I was a very big help.

But then Zita found the noisy clean the floors machine. Oh well.

So I went into the big comfy bedroom and stayed there until everything was as clean as ever.

Then Zita and the go fast car went downtown to find Niamh or maybe she would just melt. 

Like her favourite Ice cream. It just melts if you leave it outside in the too hot. Too bad for her.

The go fast car has it’s own keep it cool machine so you will not melt inside. That would be a big mess. 

Even my friends the ducks hide under the big trees when it is too hot. That is a good idea.

Today is my friend Craig’s own father’s sing happy birthday day. 

But we cannot get him a delicious cake. Or give him secret presents. 

Because he went all the way to Heaven a long time ago. Oh dear.



I think maybe he flew his old fierce moose aeroplane to get there. 

Because it is a very very long way away. It is too far too walk.

Craig said that is why Uncle Bill took his big noisy motorcycle with him. Ha. That was a good idea.



A long time ago one of those old aeroplanes flew right over the top of my house. It was way way too noisy. 

I do not think you can have very noisy aeroplanes in way far away Heaven. 

Maybe you have to leave them in an aeroplane driveway. Maybe. 

When Niamh got home she had to have her after work squeaky clean shower. 

But last night the awful mosquitos nearly ate her all up. 

So now she is all bumpy. And had to take do not be all itchy medicine. Oh dear me. 

She is going to visit Lee and Cara tonight. 

And my friend Emmet is playing his dragons game.

So there will just be Craig and Zita for me to mind tonight. That is an easy job. Ha. 

We had fish and own made chips for our dinner tonight. And peas too.

I was a big help. Zita dropped some peas right on the floor. Ha. Then we played the pea game. Ha.

That is my favourite best game. I aways win that game. 



Friday, 17 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifteen 

I had a very quiet day today.

Because everybody is very busy. But I am on my vacation. Ha.

But I did not have a very quiet night.

Because there was very loud thunder. In the middle of the night night. Oh dear.

I did not like that thunder. At all. 

But my friends Craig and Zita were all awake too. So they kept me company.

Right beside me. On the big comfy bed. 

So we had a nice little sleep in this morning.

But I did not want to go on a good morning walk. So we only went to the end of the cars.

Then I just came home to my own comfy house.

And we had our altogether toasts. 

Then Zita went outside to make the bushes all as beautiful as can be. That is a big job.

And I could not help.

Because of the very sharp saw.  

When the bushes get way too big you have to saw them all down until they are not too big anymore. 



So I could not be a big help. 

So I got in trouble instead.

Because I was a way too much barking dog. Oh well. Too bad for me. Ha.

It is another very hot day today. So Zita had to borrow Craig’s big keep the sun away hat. 

And hide in the bushes away from the too hot sunshine. 



Before lunchtime Niamh went to her beautiful clothes store. But not so very early today.

And my friend Emmet only had a very little sleep in today. 

Then he went on his go all over walk. 

After he had his lunch. And his very big cup of Irish tea. Ha.

I had to remind Craig about my own lunchtime. Too bad for me. 

A nice man brought my giant bag of tasty just for me food. And put it right in my side yard. Ha. 

Last night we had a very nice altogether dinner. 

With the brand new tasty cheese and the brand new buns. It was a brand new dinnertime. Ha. Good for us. 

Before dinner Zita and Niamh and Miss Tarryn took the special truck back to its own garage.

And came back home in our black go fast car. 

Zita was in the garden all day. Even nearly all afternoon too. 

Because making gardens as beautiful as can be takes a very long time. And is a lot of work.

So you get very dirty and smelly.

So you always have to have a squeaky clean shower when you are all finished in the garden. It is the rule. 

I just stayed in and minded Craig and looked out my watching window.

So I could fierce bark at everything that came too close to my friend Zita.

It was a very quiet day for me. That is good. 

Zita and I and professor Jill went on a nice long before dinner walk. It was a very slow walk. 

Because everything was very hot this afternoon.

Maybe we will have a nice together dinner tonight. 

Maybe we will have cheese. Maybe. 






Thursday, 16 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Fourteen 

Craig had a sleep in today. So he could listen to his very interesting book. 

So I had a sleep in too. Right beside him.

When Zita went for her run all around.

When she got home Craig was all awake.

But we did not have our together breakfast today.

Because Zita was moving all the rocks away. And putting them in big piles. 



It was too dangerous work even for a best helper like me. Oh dear me. 

And when she was all finished Craig had Zita had to go on an emergency adventure drive.

Because we did not have any more delicious cheddar cheese. Oh goodness me. That was not all right.

So Craig and the go fast chair got right in the truck so he and Zita could go right away.



To Mister Saint Albert’s cheese store. That was a good idea. 

So I stayed here to mind Emmet and the house. 

Because Niamh and Miss Tarryn went on another adventure drive. 

So I had a very quiet day because only Emmet and I were here until nearly dinnertime. Ha.

And when Craig and Zita came home the special truck was filled up to the top.

They went to Zita’s very favourite wonderful bushes and trees store. In another little town. 



Very near to mister Saint Albert’s own store.

And Zita got some more bushes. And they are raspberry bushes. 

So we can have our own made raspberries. Ha. That is a good idea.

And then they went to see Mister Saint Albert and got a giant piece of very old cheese. 

And some squishy smelly cheese and even some just for tasty pizzas cheese. 


And it was all made right there with the milk from Mister Saint Albert’s lovely cows. 

Then they found the very delicious honey from Mister Saint Albert’s own bees. Ha. Honey is my favourite. 

The cheese was not as old as Craig or Emmet’s very old all dead friends. Just old.

And when they were coming back home they found a famous make very very tasty treats bakery store. Ha.



Right in another little town. In the rain.

And they bought brand new donuts and long skinny from France bread. And brand new buns too. Ha.



That is why the special truck was full up to the top. 

When they got back home Niamh was home too. 

And she had a brand new very big plant for her bedroom. Ha. 

Soon she will have her own jungle. But we cannot have any elephants. 

Because they are too big for the scary basement stairs. Too bad for me.

Elephants are my favourite. And the fierce musk oxes with the sharp pointy horns. They are my favourite too. 

Then Zita and I went on our before dinnertime walk. We went before the rain could find us. 

I think we will have a nice altogether dinner tonight. 

But before dinnertime Zita and the special truck went to the downtown rascal ladies office.

So she could bring home a real desk for our rascal ladies office. 

Now everything will not just be on the floor. That is a good idea.




Wednesday, 15 July 2020

Day Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Thirteen 

Zita and I got up early this morning because I had a sick tummy. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Then Zita went for a long run all around before we had our lovely good morning walk.

Then Miss Anna called Niamh. On her own telephone.

Because they needed her early and right away at the beautiful clothes store. I do not know why. 

So the black go fast car drove her downtown as fast as could be. On its new go fast tires. Ha.

When it got home Craig and Zita and I had our toasts. Right in the living room.



Then Zita went outside to move the very heavy stones away from our patio.

I watched out the window for a little while.

Because  could not help.

Because Zita told me that the stones are so heavy I might get squished. Oh dear me.

So Craig and I went outside and played our catch the ball game. 


In my side yard. 

He could not be a big help either. Oh well.

Then Craig and Zita went on an adventure drive in the special truck.

When you have the special truck you just open the giant door and there is a ramp. 


Just for the go fast chair. Ha. 

Then Craig and Zita can go on adventures together. That is a nice idea.

I had a very busy day this afternoon.

Because after Craig and Zita were gone I had to mind the house and Emmet all by myself.

Craig and Zita drove nearly a long way to a very very delicious restaurant. In another very little town. 



They had been there before and knew it was a very tasty restaurant. It was not a big surprise. 

They had giant chips covered in cheesie pieces with very hot gravy poured right on top. Ha.

But they shared it. 

Because you would explode just like a balloon if you ate it all by yourself. 

Maybe that is way sometimes I have a sick tummy. Maybe. 

But they bought the very best in the world own made bacon. Right from that little store. Ha.

Bacon is my favourite too. Good for us. 

Tonight is a dragon’s game night. So we will not have an altogether dinner.

And Craig and Zita are all full up to the top already. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

And Zita is going for a nice long walk with Miss Bethany when everyone is playing the dragons game.

So I will keep my friend Craig company in the den. 

Maybe he will watch a noisy movie and I will have a nice nap. Right beside him. 

That is my best easy job.