Day Two Thousand Five Hundred and Ninety Nine

Everybody was up very early this morning. But not Craig.

Niamh had to go to get the beautiful clothes store all awake. Oh dear.

And Zita had to write an important story for a very important meeting today. 

At the rascal ladies office office.

When you have to go to work you just have to go to all the time meetings. Craig told me.

But when you are nearly all retired you do not have to go to meetings. Ha. That is good.

Zita and the black go fast car went downtown so she would not be late. 

When Zita left Craig was all dressed. 

So I did not have even a little sleep in. Oh well.

After Craig had his too much coffees the wheelchair man came to my side yard.

To show Craig another go fast chair. But this one could be a motorcycle too. Ha.

Like Uncle Bill’s. But not all the time.

Because the motorcycle part comes right off. Ha. That is silly.

But only a new go fast chair can be a motorcycle too. Oh dear.

And it is for outside only. Like my big red ball. 

Because you cannot drive a motorcycle in the house. It is known.

Cousin Orlaith rides her motorcycle sometimes. In way far away Ireland.

But it is a too fast motorcycle. Oh dear. 

It is a very noisy from way far away Italy motorcycle. Oh dear.

Today our Cousin Orlaith is in way far away Cork. With my friend Emmet. 

But not on the motorcycle. Ha.That is good. 

She made him stand still. For a beautiful picture. At his new university. In Cork. Ha.

Right in front of their giant gate. 

Old universities always have giant gates. I do not know why. 

Maybe there are dangerous animals there. Lions or maybe alligators. Oh dear.

There was an animal in my front yard last night. 

But I scared it all away. Ha. It is my best job.

We did not have any toasts for our breakfast this morning. 

Because of the motorcycle wheelchair.

So we had a very fat toast with jam for our lunch. Ha. 

Then I had a lovely long nap. 

Because I was up minding Zita very early this morning.

And Craig was just finding new stories for our nice Queen. 

So I minded right beside him. 

The music machine only plays soft music when Craig is looking for interesting stories for our nice Queen.

So it is easy to have lovely naps. 

Maybe we will have a nice before dinnertime walk today. 

Because it is a very sunny but not way too hot day today.

We watched the nice from way far away England detective last night. 

But we did not have any chips. Zita just had Irish tea. Oh well.