Nasty robbers stole Niamh's toasty warm coat and her own purse. Last night.
And all her money too. At a party.
And Miss Rima's too. They even stole poor Miss Rima's all broken phone. At a party. Oh dear. Oh dear.
That is not right. Now Niamh and Miss Rima have no toasty warm coats. And it is the too cold wintertime.
And now they have no money at all. Oh dear.
Niamh should not go outside without me.
The party only had a very little dog. Not a very big fierce dog like me.
Nasty robbers have to steal things.
Because Mister Saint Santa will not bring secret presents to them.
Because they are nasty robbers. It is known.
We had even more too much snow last night. Oh dear.
Zita and Niamh had to get the big throw the snow away shovels so we could find all my catching balls.
And the cars too. And even the driveway. Oh dear. Too much snow.
Then Niamh went out for a tasty lunch. With a nice lady.
Because Niamh used to teach her little girls dance a lot. Now they all are going to have a nice lunch together.
Niamh had to wear Zita's old toasty warm coat.
Because of the nasty robbers. It is a bit too big. Oh well.
Everything is just all filled up with snow. But we did not get all lost when we went for our nice walk. Ha. Good for us.
Then Zita had to go to the tasty food store. To get the special food.
Because it is Merry Christmas time. That is when we have the special cheese parties. Ha. Good for us.
Zita is making the special lots of different meat tasty pies tonight. That is good.
Craig put the baby Mister God back on the bookshelf. With all his friends. Even a giant moose. And a buffalo. With lots of sheep too.
There are two Scotsmen with giant axes to guard them.
So nobody would steal the sheep all away.
Maybe nasty robbers or the English sheep stealers. Oh dear.
There are lots of dogs too. To help. That is good.
Zita and Emmet went out for more drive the car practice. That is good.
I stayed here to guard Craig and my house. Nasty robbers will not come to my house.
Because I am a fierce guarding dog. And we even have a canon. Ha.
It is in Emmet's bedroom in the basement. And the Viking chop you up axe. Ha.
Then Zita and I went for a not so long walk.
Because it is all windy cold outside tonight. Then Zita had to go secret present shopping. Just by herself.
The secret present man from us another present tonight. From auntie Jane and uncle George. Ha. That is nice.
We watched the from far away England detectives last night. In the den.
We did not have any popcorn. Oh well.
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