Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Four

It is our everybody get up early day. So we all got up early. That is good.

I guarded the house all by myself. Zita had to drive Niamh to dance a lot school. And Craig had to drive Emmet to his nice university. 

It is Emmet's all day the the university day. Last week our cheese friends gave him another Mister Horton's card. For his hot chocolates and his tasty donuts. 

My friend Niamh got one too. Ha. I did not get one. 

Because dogs do not have pockets for Mister Horton's cards. That is why nice people give us the extra bits when they come home. Ha. 

When Craig and Zita were home Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is so windy cold Zita said it would skin a goat. Oh dear. 

We do not have any goats in my neighbourhood. That is good for them. 

I do not know any goats. Or elephants. Just people and nice dogs. That is good. 

Everybody needs their skin. Or you would just all fall apart. It is known.

When we got home we had toasts and some too much coffees. 

The present man came two times today. We got new programs to watch on the television at night. After dinner. In the den. 

They are all about the old churchman. In way far away England. He is a detective too. He always has an umbrella. Umbrellas are scary. Oh well.

And we got a brand new machine to make the Irish tea and the too much coffees. 

Because the old machine does not work all the time. Oh dear. No Irish tea. Oh dear. So we got a brand new machine. 

And Mister Tom brought the not too scary Vikings for Craig and Emmet. And the scary dangerous spies program for Zita. That is nice. 

Zita is way busy. They have to make a beautiful picture of a chair. For all the rascal ladies. 

Some people are going to draw a chair for them. For real money. I do not know why. Oh well. 

We have lots of way old chairs in the scary basement. 

Maybe we should give the rascal ladies one of them. For their own chair. Not just a picture. Pictures of chairs are not so comfortable. It is known. 

Craig and I had toasty ham sandwiches for our lunch. That is good.

Mister Peter came to our house this afternoon. To look at all the colours on the wall. We will get even more colours. 

Mister Peter has a nice big dog too. That is good. He likes dogs. Ha.

Then Miss Rowan came to our house. To listen to Niamh's important speech. For her very important dance a lot day. Tomorrow. Oh dear. 

Niamh is way nervous. Because I can not come to help. That is not right. Oh dear. That is not right.