Day One Thousand Three Hundred and Twelve

We had a way too much snow day. All my catch the ball balls are lost. Under the too much snow. Oh dear.

Craig and I could not play catch the ball at all. Too bad for him. 

We had a little sleep in this morning. Because we were up late last night. 

We had a very long lots of smelly cheese sing happy birthday party. 

For our friends Mister Aidan and Mister Kiran. We had lots of cheese. And the very special from far away biscuits just for tasty run away cheeses. Ha.

Mister Aidan brought Niamh all home from the beavers tail store. On the slippy canal. So she would not miss the party. That was good. 

Then we had an all on fire cake. Twice. Ha. Good for us. 

Then everybody sat in the living room and talked and talked. I guarded everybody. And the cheeses. 

I am the best party guarding dog in the world. Zita told everybody. So it is true. Ha. Good for me.

The dance a lot school was not open today. Because all the buses were going to be all stuck in the snow. Too bad for them. 

Professor Jill came for a nice visit. This morning. My friend Jamie did not come. Because of the too much snow. 

Professor Jill can not eat chocolate for a long time. She promised Mister God. 

Craig says Mister God is way too busy making the stars all beautiful. And brand new ones far away. And would not mind the chocolate so much. 

I do not know. Dogs can not eat any chocolate all the time. I do not think Mister God said so. I think it was our tummies. Oh well.

Our neighbour Mister Bill used the very noisy throw the snow away machine. It is a bit scary. 

There was so much snow we could not move the cars. At all. So we had to use the scary machine. 

Lots and lots of cars got all stuck on my corner. Nice people had to push the cars. All by themselves. 

Some of the cars did not have do not get stuck in the snow tires. That is silly. 

Now they are all stuck. Ha. Too bad for them. The take the car away trucks will have to come. Ha. 

Niamh's nice beavers tail store is not open today. Because of the way too much snow. People can not go on the canal in the too much snow. 

So she did not go to work today. Now her toes are toasty warm. All day. 

Our friend Mister Kiran came to take all the snow away. After his lunch. 

He will not throw away my catching balls. Only the way too much snow. He will be careful. He told me. That is good. 

He will have to come back and try again. It is still too much snowing outside. Oh dear.