Thursday, 4 April 2019

 Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Forty Five 

We got up early today.  

Because Craig had a little sore tummy this morning. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

But we played catch the ball anyway. Even before our own toasts. Good for us.

And our toast was not too toasty today. That is good.

So we had a very quiet morning. I minded everything all by myself. 

On my comfy bed in the kitchen.



Niamh had a little sleep in and then she had to write more of her brand new story. 

And my friend Zita is still downtown. In her very little room at the lovely hotel.

She is minding all the young ladies until they all go back to their own homes today. In the afternoon.

This morning they were still being practice rascals. In another beautiful old building.


When they are all gone Zita will come back to our house. Ha. That is a good idea. 

Tomorrow is the special Scotsman’s clothes day. 

Because Scotsmen have to have all different clothes. 

So you can know what kind of Scotsman they are. That is silly. 

They should just have little signs on them. Like our cars. Ha. 

We have Craig’s very warm so you know what kind of Scotsman he is blanket in the den. 

It is a very good keep your feet warm blanket. 

They are going to play just bagpipe music tomorrow. Downtown. 

On the hill where the government lives. 

But we are not going there. Ha.

It is good Craig is only a pretend Scotsman. It is known.

We did not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because Niamh had to go to her nice university to finish her brand new story.

And my friend Zita was still very busy.

Because a young lady got sick and cannot go home tonight. Oh dear. 

So Zita has stay downtown tonight to make sure she gets back home. Tomorrow.

Craig and I had tasty used pizza for our just us dinnertime.

Then Craig watched his hockey team.

 So I had a nice nap. 



Wednesday, 3 April 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Forty Four 

We did not have a sleep in today.

And we played catch the ball even before Craig had any too much coffees. Ha. Good for me.

And we did not have toasts this morning.

We had Mister Kettleman’s very tasty all full up to the top with chocolate croissant. Ha.

I got a very crunchy bit of the end. Ha.

Then we played catch the ball again.

Zita did not come home to sleep in her comfy bed last night. 

Because she was too busy minding everybody downtown. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Some of the young ladies even brought their own babies. Ha. 


So they can be rascals too. Someday.

Today all the young ladies went to the beautiful for our government buildings. Altogether.  Downtown.

To practice being rascals. Ha. That is good.


They had drums there too. But they did not have to have any bagpipes. Ha.

I could even see my friend Zita in the little picture. Right at the top.

Craig showed me. Ha. 

Lots of nice ladies came to talk to them. About how to become a rascal lady too. 



And they were even on the television too. All the young ladies. Right there on our television. 

But I did not see my friend Zita on the television. Oh well.

Maybe she was hiding. Maybe. 

I did not have to get my friend Niamh all awake today.

Because she had to go to her nice university. To go to her class and write more of her story. 

And have tasty treats at Mister Horton’s store.

We played catch the ball again. Before my lunchtime.

But then it was all very windy rain. So I had a nice in front of my watching window nap. 

Mister Paul came for only a little visit. Not for his too much coffees.

Because he has to fix something in his other house. Oh well.

Mister Tony’s friend brought out our very favourite pizzas tonight. For our dinner.

Miss Rima was here too. I got pizza bits. I always get pizza bits. Ha. Good for me.

Zita will not be home tonight either. 

So I have to mind the house and Craig and Niamh all by myself.

Craig watched the Wolves and Dragons old program. I did not watch it.

Dragons are too scary. 

Then we are going to watch the hockey game tonight. Maybe with chips.

Because we have a giant bag. In the kitchen. I saw it. Ha. 

Good for us.




Tuesday, 2 April 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Forty Three 

Craig and I had lots of used from China food last night. 

I had the crunchy all folded up magic cookies. Ha.

Then I had a nice nap before we went to bed. Just us. On the big comfy bed. 

Because Zita is still downtown in her little room at the beautiful hotel. 



She is still minding all the young ladies. 

Zita and all her friends are very very busy. 

Because tomorrow is the day all the young ladies go to practice being rascal people. 

In the brand new old building. It has a made of glass roof. That is silly. Oh well.

This morning I helped Craig chop up lots of ice in my side yard. 

He used the dangerous ice chopper. Ha.


So now it is not all too slippy when we play the catch the ball game. 

The ice is nearly all gone. Good for us.

Then he helped me look out my watching window. And he had two too much coffees. Ha.

Niamh was very busy this morning. Downstairs in her beautiful bedroom. 

She was writing her new story for her favourite class.

When you go to university you have to write lots of brand new stories. That is the rule.

Craig had the used from China food for his lunchtime. I got a very big cheesie treat. 

Then we played catch the ball. Lots of times. It is only a little bit too cold today. That is good.

But Niamh wore her too short skirt today anyway. 

Because she thinks that it is not cold at all. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Now she will be a Niamhsicle. Oh dear. 

Niamh and her from university friends are altogether writing their big essays.

So Craig and I talked to Emmet on his flat computer. In far away Antigonish.

But I went to fast asleep. Oh well.

Emmet is already for his very important day. 

When he has to explain his giant story to all his friends and the Professors. 

Even one not from his own university. Oh dear. 

Then he is going to a special dinner at the university.

For all his friends who know all about everything in the giant dangerous ocean. Ha.

Craig and Zita are going to give him some real money.

So he can take his university friends out for a tasty dinner. To say nearly goodbye.

Because he is nearly all finished at Mister Saint Francis’s university. Ha. 

A man brought its a Mister Kettleman’s bagel sandwich. Just for us. I had a little bit. 

Then Craig watched the hockey game.

So I had a nice nap.







Monday, 1 April 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Forty Two 

We did not have used food last night for our dinner.

A nice man brought us from way way far away China food. Lots of it. In little boxes. 

So we can have used Chinese food lots of times. Ha. 

I can not have the from China food. 

Because sometimes I get a sick tummy. 

But I get the special magic cookies. Ha. 

They are very crunchy cookies. Those are good cookies.

Zita did not sleep in her big bed last night. I had to mind Craig all by myself. Oh well.

Because Zita is downtown in the beautiful hotel with all the lots and lots of young ladies.



Because today is the day for all the lots of important meetings to start. 


I can not go to the meetings. 

Because maybe I am in charge at our house. 

I am always in charge when Zita goes to way far away Dublin. 

But now she is not even a bit far away. Just downtown. 

So maybe she is still in charge. Oh well.

Nobody told me. 

Emmet is still busy with all his students writing their brand new stories. 

Some are not so interesting. Oh dear.

But my friend Niamh was writing her very interesting story until very late last night. I heard her. 

We had too chewy croissants for our breakfast this morning.

Because Craig put them in the cook everything fast machine. 

They were not so tasty. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

So then I had a nap on my Scotsman’s bed in the kitchen. 

Then Niamh was upstairs and I had to help me make her delicious breakfast.

Because she was not even a bit all fast awake. Ha. Good for me. 

My friend Zita came home at lunchtime. Ha.

And we went for our lovely in the bright sunshine walk. Ha. Good for us. 

But then she had to go back downtown.

Because the rascal ladies are having even more interesting meetings. 



For all the young ladies.

When my friend Niamh came home from her important meeting we made own made cookies.

All by ourselves. I was a big help. I got treats. 

You always get treats if you are a big help. It is the rule. 

We will have the used from China food for our dinner tonight. With the very crunchy cookies. Ha.





Sunday, 31 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Forty One 

We did not have a sleep in Sunday today.

Because it is a very busy day for Zita today.

So we went for only a little walk this morning.

There was more too much snow on the ground. That is not right. 


And the snow went all between my toes. I do not like that. So we came home.

Zita had to get all ready for the very important for lots of days meetings. 

She has to take lots of her beautiful clothes downtown. To the beautiful hotel. 

She even has to sleep there. 

To help mind all the lots and lots of young ladies. 

Who are all coming here for the lots of meetings.

Some even on aeroplanes. At the aeroport. 



So she can not sleep here. In her own comfy bed. Oh dear. That is not right.

This morning my friend Emmet was helping his students write brand new stories 

For Mister Saint Francis’s university.

Because he is all finished writing his own very important story.

Maybe we will talk to him on the computer tonight. When he is not helping people. 

Niamh went downtown too. To go to her beautiful stretching clothes store. 

And Craig had to watch the noisy little fast cars on the television.

That was not so interesting so I had a nice living room nap.

After everybody left it was a very quiet day for me. That is nice. 

Sunday should be a quiet day. 

Because nice naps are always nice. For everybody. 

After I had my lunch I had another nice nap on my own duvet on the big comfy bed. Ha. 

Craig is going to make dinner tonight. 

Maybe it will be a used dinner. 

Used dinners are always very tasty. Maybe there will be extras.

Maybe we will have after dinner chips. Maybe.

Saturday, 30 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Forty 

We did not have a sleep in today.

Because it is the old friends breakfast Saturday. But Craig did not go today.

Because of the freezie rain and even more too much snow.

So he just stayed in our house and we had toasts. Zita too. 

Then Zita and I went for our walk. All by ourselves. 

There was nobody else having a nice walk. All the nobodies do not like the freezie rain either. 

I had to get right in the bathtub when we got home. Too bad for me.

And I had to stay in the kitchen until I was all dry again. Oh well.


Zita was very late last night so we did not watch any detectives on the television.

And then Craig and Zita were very sad.

Because the from very far away Mister Jack died. And went to Heaven. And they just found out.

Now Miss Nicky is very very sad. She is Craig and Zita’s friend for a very long time. 

Even before Emmet and Niamh were here. 

Now she is going to move to a dangerous very very far away place. Oh dear.

Because that is where her son lives. He is a professor. Like Professor Jill and Professor Alec.

But they do not live far away. They live right around my house. It is not so dangerous here.

Only when the giant raccoons come to try to steal your garbage. 

Zita went to the make you tired store before she went downtown to the rascal ladies office.

Because tomorrow all the young ladies are coming to our city. From everywhere else. On aeroplanes.

Oh dear. I do not like aeroplanes so much. 

When they fly over top of my house they are way too fast and way too noisy.

And Zita will not be home until late again. 

Maybe Craig will have to make our dinner. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Last night Niamh and her friends went to a very scary movie. That is silly.

You should only go to nice movies. With nice people and brave dogs. 

Or maybe nice elephants. It is known. 

Today is the long long time ago day when our very old uncle Austin fought everybody with his sword.

On his very brave horse. With all his friends on their brave horses.

They even made a beautiful picture of them all running very fast. 


Because they were very brave. But lots of them just died anyway. Oh dear.

And some of their very brave horses too. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

But not our uncle Austin. That is good. 

That is why my friend Emmet is Austin too. Ha. That is silly. Oh well.

When he came all the way back home he had a giant farm. In far away Saskatchewan. 

And he still had lots of nice horses to keep him company. That is good.

I did not have a nice long nap this morning.

Because we were all too busy. We had to get Zita all ready for the very important meetings. 

I cannot go to be a big help and be the best minder ever. For all the young ladies. 

Because it is a not even for very polite nice dogs like me hotel. Too bad for them. 

Craig and I had a very late lunchtime. We had they very tasty square toasts sandwiches. 

And I had my peanut butter treats. 

Then I had a nice nap on my very comfy duvet. In the big bedroom.

I got all awake when Niamh came home so she could write a brand new story for her nice university. 

So I minded Craig in the den. On the comfy rug. 

Friday, 29 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Nine 

Today is our very early in the morning day.

Niamh went to her store before anybody was awake at all.

Then Zita and I went for our very messy before breakfast walk. Oh well.

And Craig was all awake when we were home. 

So I did not have a nice sleep in today.

When Zita went to her way too busy office Craig and I had little croissants. Right away.

Then we played catch the ball. But not very much.

Because Craig was busy looking for interesting stories. 

So I had a nice look out my watching window. At the messy melting everywhere snow.

Then I had a nap.

Craig and I had the square toasts for our lunchtime. With peanut butter and jam too. 

We played catch the ball after our lunchtime. 

And my old catching was not stuck in the ice anymore. Ha. That is good.

All the slippy ice is nearly all gone from my side yard. 

Craig said that maybe Zita will be late tonight. Because of the giant meeting.

Sometimes she is going to stay in the giant hotel. Downtown. 

When all the young ladies who will come to visit the government are there. 

And Zita has to mind them sometimes. Just in case someone just gets all lost.

Or has a sick tummy.

They are going to visit the brand new all fixed up old building.

Because the big very old building is just all full of men who have to fix it all up. 

Or it will just fall down. Oh dear. That is not all right.

You cannot visit falling down buildings. Maybe you will be all squished up. Oh dear. 

Zita went to Niamh’s beautiful clothes store. To get beautiful brand new pants. 

Because you cannot have all worn out clothes when you go to important meetings. It is the rule.



Thursday, 28 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Eight 

I was very busy last night. 

When I went outside for the last time. It was not the last time.

There was an animal in the tree. 

The tree over top of our park our bicycles building. 

Maybe it was the giant raccoon. Maybe.

But I could not go fast asleep.

Because there were animals beside my own house. 

So I took Zita for a walk all around our house. To scare them to all far away. 

Zita could not see them. But I could smell them. Ha. Good for me.

I am the best guarding dog. It is known.

Then we all went to fast asleep. With no raccoons anywhere. Ha. 

But we did not have even a little sleep in today. 

Zita and I went for our good morning before breakfast walk. 

And we saw a bunny rabbit. Again. I did not chase it. Good for me.

Then Zita went to her way too busy office. 

Because the very big meeting will be too soon.

Craig did not have a sleep in either. 

We played catch the ball even before we had our square toasts. Ha. That is a good day.

Then Craig had his too much coffees and we looked out the watching window. It is not so cold today.

Then I had a nap but Mister Paul came over to have his another coffee. He brought croissants.

So I had to get up to help Craig and Mister Paul with the all warm as could be croissants. 

After Mister Paul went back to his house I had my own lunch. 

And then I was all full up so I had a big nap. On my Scotsman’s bed in the kitchen. 

I had a nice quiet day today. That is good.

Niamh and Miss Tarryn came here to make some tasty sandwiches.

But they were not so tasty. 

Because they were way way too toasty. They are not very good toasters. Too bad for them.

The black go fast car did not take Zita to the downtown today. 

The smelly bus took her instead. 

Because it is a not so cold outside day today. 

When Zita came home we went on a little in the very dark walk. 

We did not see any raccoons. That is good.


Wednesday, 27 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Seven 

I did not get in trouble yesterday. Ha. Good for me.

Last night my friend Emmet sent me an invitation to listen his very own giant story. Ha. 

The invitation was on the big computer. 

He is going to tell everybody at Mister Saint Francis’s university all about his way way old hero. Mister Cernach.

Then his professors are going to ask him hard questions all about his story. Oh dear. 

But they are only for Emmet to hear. Nobody else can be there. Oh dear. 

I do not like hard questions so much.

Like questions about the holes in Niamh’s brand new stretching rug. Oh dear.



But I cannot go to listen to Emmet talk all about his wonderful story.

Because the special day is in far away Antigonish. 

You have to find an aeroplane to go to far away Antigonish. Or drive your car forever.

And Craig says I cannot go on aeroplanes. All by myself. It is the rule. Oh dear.

So his at the university friends will go. So they can clap.  

And so he will not be just all alone. That is good. 

Maybe then they will go and have a giant tasty dinner. Ha. Tasty dinners are always a good idea.

After Zita and the go fast car went to the rascal ladies office Craig and I had our breakfast toasts.

We had the special square bread. It is the very delicious for toasts square bread. 

And we had jam too. Ha.

Then we played catch the ball. But not for a long time.

Because Craig had to find some new stories for our nice Queen. 

So I looked out my watching window so I could mind the house. 

Niamh had a sleep in today. So I could not be too loud. 

Even when the giant noisy garbage truck came on my street. Good for me.

After our lunchtime I went downstairs and I jumped right up on her big bed.

And got her all awake. Ha. Good for me.

She did not go to asleep until even this morning. 

Because she could not go to fast asleep. She did not know why. Me either.

She has a blow your ears flappy fan in her bedroom. Ha. That is a good fan.

Then Niamh’s from the stretching clothes store friends came to visit me. And have toasts. Ha. 

Then they went downstairs to read their stories for the university. I went down to be a big help.

I got some way too toasty toast. Ha.

Then they all went downtown. 

I stayed here to mind my friend Craig. And have my dinner. 

When Zita and Niamh came home they brought giant hamburgers.

From the way too many chips store for our dinner.

So we did not go for before dinnertime walk.

Because Zita was late at the rascal ladies office tonight.

Because of the very very big meeting next week. Oh dear.

Tuesday, 26 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Six 

Everybody got up early today. Except Craig and Niamh. Ha.

Zita and I went for our long good morning walk today. And it was still way too cold outside.

But it is not so messy.

Because everything is all frozen up again.

I got in trouble last night. Oh dear.

Niamh bought a brand new for stretching exercises rug. 

And I chewed on it a bit. I do not know why. 

And it was still very brand new. Oh dear. 

Now there is a little hole at the top. Oh dear. 

Niamh was sad and so was I. She said I could not have any chips. Oh dear.

But we are still friends. She told me. But she was still sad. Oh dear. 

I went into the living room. All by myself. So nobody could talk to me about the rug.

It is not nice to be sad. And it is not so nice at all if it is your own fault. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

There was a smelly skunk outside my house last night. 

Everybody could smell it. Even all the people. 

I had to stay in the house. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Craig and I had two tasty toasts this morning.

Then he had to read his stories for our nice Queen. 

So I had a nice until lunchtime nap.

On my own duvet on the big comfy bed. 

I did not get into any trouble his morning. Good for me. 

When Niamh was all awake she had toasts for her lunchtime. I had some toasty bits too.

Because we are friends. 

We did not talk about the brand new stretching rug. Or the hole. That is good. 

Zita and the black go fast car came home at lunchtime. But just to get things.

Then she went to the too much of everything store. 

To get tasty food for a rascal ladies big meeting. Ha. 

Maybe she will find big bags of chips. Maybe.

Craig says we have to find new from far away detectives to watch tonight. 

Not scary ones. With scary music. That is good. 

It is too hard to have a nice sleep when the music to too scary.

This morning Zita made a cook for a very long time dinner. For our dinnertime tonight.

So our kitchen is full up to the top with delicious smells. Ha. That is good.

It is good to have nice naps with delicious all around smells. It is known.

Monday, 25 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Five 

Everybody was up early today because it is a busy in the morning day.

Zita and I went for our early in the morning walk. But it was not so long today.

Because it is too cold again. There was new snow on our cars. That is not right. Oh dear.

When we were back home in our comfy warm house Zita talked to people on the telephone. 

Just all about rascal ladies business.

Then she and the black go fast car went to the rascal ladies office. 

It is a way too busy office. Oh dear.

Then Craig and I had very tasty crunchy for breakfast toasts. 

With brand new bread and even brand new jam. Good for us.

Then Miss Tamina came to my house. To make is all spic and span.

So I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed.

Because of Miss Tamina’s noisy machine. 

Niamh went to her nice university for her class and to finish writing her very big story. 

When Miss Tamina was all finished Craig and I had our together lunchtime. 

We had toasted peanut butter sandwiches. With honey. 

From the bees who live not even very far away. That is good honey. 

Then I had a nap. Ha. 

It was not a very busy afternoon. That is nice.

Just a man in a big truck came to get some rascal ladies letters. From Craig. Then he left.

When Zita came home I did not want to go for our before dinnertime walk.

Because I did not want to have to get in the bathtub again. Ha. 

So we just stayed home in our not even a bit cold house. 

And I helped Zita make our tasty dinner. Good for us. 


We watched the nice detective last night. He has a little dog. That is good. 

We did not have chips. Maybe we will have chips tonight. Maybe.

Sunday, 24 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Four 

Zita and I did not have a nice sleep in today.

Because Zita had way too much to do. Oh dear.

We went for our before breakfast walk all by ourselves.

Then Zita went to her tired and sore store. 

Craig and I did not have a sleep in either. I do not know why.

And we did not have any toasts today. I do not know why.

Then Niamh was all awake too. So she could write even more of her big story. 

When Zita came home she brought us the special very very little bagels. 

From nice Mister Kettleman’s store.

So we had them for our altogether early lunchtime. 

With the special for bagels cheese and with my friend Emmet too.

He was right on the dining room table too. Right behind the bagels. Ha. 

He is nearly all finished at Mister Saint Francis’s university. 

Then he will come back to live our house. But now he has to bring back all his fat very interesting books. 

Then he will sleep in his very comfy bedroom. On his own bed. With his own pillows. Ha. That is right. 

Until he goes to his next another university. 

Maybe in way far away Ireland. Oh dear. That is very far away. 

You cannot drive the black go fast car to way far away. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Zita drove Niamh to her beautiful for stretching clothes store. 

Then she had to do even more rascal ladies work. On our sleep in Sunday. That is not right.

We had to put a box on the silver little car. So it can start all up.

Craig did not drive it when there was way too much ice everywhere. 

So then it forgot how to start. Because it is old too. Like Craig. Too bad for them.

When Zita came back from the tasty groceries store we went for our before dinnertime walk.

But there was even snow in the air. And on me too. 

So I still had to get in the bathtub. Because I had a very messy tummy. And feet. Oh well.

And I had to shake myself all nearly dry. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch some nice detectives tonight.

The too scary from France detective is all finished. That is good. 

We still have lots of chips. Ha. That is good too.

Saturday, 23 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Three 

I guarded the house last night.

Because Craig and Zita went out for a lovely dinner.

They did not go to the nice man’s restaurant. 

They went to the little very delicious food from way away China restaurant instead. 

And they brought back a tasty dinner for my friend Niamh. Ha.

Then everybody went to to bed so they could be fast asleep. On our very comfy beds.

We did not take Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant today.

Because Mister Paul came and they went altogether. 

They did not get lost. Ha. 

So Zita and I had a nice walk in the very bright sunshine. But it is still not a bit warm. Oh dear.

Today the special day for brand new when they were little dogs.



I was a very little dog. When I came to my own house.

But I am not little now. Ha. Good for me. 

When Craig came home from his old friends breakfast he met two big dogs.

As big as me. Ha. They were from Italy dogs. From a long time ago. 

Maybe they just eat pasta. Maybe they are Punic dogs. Maybe.

Emmet does not just eat pasta all the time now.

Sometimes he eats pizzas with his friends. Or very big tasty hamburgers. In far away Antigonish. Ha. 

We saw a big rabbit. On Kathy’s street. At nighttime. But I could not chase it.

Zita said it would not be very polite to chase a bunny rabbit. 

Because they are not dangerous. Not like lions. Or giant raccoons. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

And if you chase bunny rabbits away then you do not get any chocolate treats on the secret bunny day. 

That would make Zita and Niamh very sad. Oh dear. That is not so good.

This afternoon Zita was very busy today. 

She was making Emmet’s just here bedroom all neat and tidy.

Because Auntie Eileen is going to visit us. And some of our cousins too. Ha. 

Emmet said anybody can borrow his comfy room. Because he is not here.

They are going to visit us after Zita’s giant important with lots and lots of young ladies meetings. Oh dear. 

I can not go. It is a not for even nice lady dogs meetings. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

Maybe we will watch the television detective tonight. With chips. Ha. 

That is a good idea. 

Friday, 22 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Two

I had a very quiet nice day today.

We went for our good morning walk but it is just a rain all the time messy day.

So I was a soggy dog and had to get in the bathtub. Again.

Then I minded Craig until Niamh came in because she was late for her work. 

At the beautiful clothes store. Oh dear. Oh dear.

So she went downtown as fast as could be. Oh dear.

Then Craig and I had our toasts. And I had a nice nap.

This morning Craig was busy looking at Niamh’s big new story. 

So it would be as beautiful as can be.

So he did not have time to look for interesting stories for our nice Queen. Too bad for her.

When we went outside to play catch the ball I found even more of my catching balls. 

They were covered up to the top. In the too much snow. Ha. Good for me. 

Mister Paul is back from England. In his little just by the nice university apartment. 

But he was caught by a cold so he did not visit us today. 

So he did not have his too much coffee today. Too bad for him.

This afternoon Craig and I looked out my watching window.

Because it was very windy everywhere. 

Craig and Zita are going to the nice man’s little restaurant. On the busy street.

I will stay here and guard everything. All by myself. Ha. I am very brave. 

Last night we watched the from way far away France detective. Then we went to bed.

We did not have any chips. Oh well. Maybe tonight. Maybe.



Thursday, 21 March 2019

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty One 

I had a very quiet day today.

We did not get up way too early today.

And then we had a nice walk too. 

But I was a bit messy and had to get in the bathtub when we were back home.

When Zita went downtown to the too busy office I minded Craig.

But we did not have a sleep in. We had two very crunchy toasts instead.

When we played catch our the ball I found one of my favourite catching balls. Inside the ice.

I could not get it out. Oh dear. 

We will have to wait for a little while Craig said. 

Dogs do not like the word wait so much. Or not right now. Oh dear.

Then we chopped up lots of the everywhere ice in my side yard. Ha good for us.

My friend Niamh is very busy writing a giant story. For her all about other people’s laws class. 

But before she went to her nice university she took her fast as can be bicycle to the fix bicycles all up store.

It is just up on our busy street. 

Soon there will be not even a bit of snow. Anywhere. Ha. That is good.

When Niamh was all gone there was only Craig to mind. So I had a nice nap.

Craig and I had a very late lunch today. 

Because he just forgot to have his lunch. Oh dear. 

I never forget about my lunchtime. Or my dinnertime. Ha. Good for me. 

We only watched a little bit of the detective last night.

Because we were up too early yesterday. Ha. 

Zita did not come home very early today.

So we had to have our before dinnertime walk in the very dark. Oh dear. 

We were very brave. We did not see any smelly skunks. Or giant raccoons. That is good.

Craig even cooked the dinner. And the save us save us machine did not go off. Ha. That is good.