Thursday, 4 August 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Two

I had a very quiet day. That is nice. 

Everybody was busy today.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before the way too hot.

After we had our toasts Zita drove Emmet to his all day at his nice university day. 

We had fat toasts today.

Then Zita had to go to the way too small office. For rascal ladies meetings. She had to stay way downtown until late too. 

Then Niamh and Clifford had to go to work. Until late tonight.

So I just had to guard Craig.  He is easy to guard. 

We played catch the ball. A lot. Then it was way too hot. So we stopped. Before we were just all puddles. 

We had croissants for our tasty lunch. Ha. I like croissants. 

Then he had to read his book. In the den. 

He is still a doctor in way long ago Rome. He has not caught anybody. 

He just only found an all dead person. In a barrel. In front of his new house. Oh dear. 

I would not like that so much. 

I had a nice nap and looked out my watching window. 

There were not so many people outside today. 

Because of the way too hot. 

My friends the ducks were all fast asleep. Under the very big trees. In the other pond. 

Because it is not so very hot under the trees. Good for them.

I stayed in my house. Because it is not even a bit hot. In the house. That is good. 

I got carrot treats this afternoon. Ha good for me.

Then I had a nice nap. In the den. Right beside Craig. To keep him all safe. When he is reading his book. Good for me. 

Our friend Mister Aidan came home to his very own house this afternoon. And his own comfy bed.  From the nasty food hospital. That is good. 



Wednesday, 3 August 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty One

Everybody went to sleep early last night. Because everybody was tired. 

Except Emmet and Niamh. They always stay up too late. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

They do not get toasts with me in the morning. Ha. 

Craig had to have his spic and span bath last night. Ha. Too bad for him.

I had a bath yesterday too. At the make me beautiful store. Ha. 

Miss Rowan slept here last night. Because it was too late to go to her own home. Oh well.

It was a beautiful day this morning. Zita and I had a nice walk. Before the way too hot was all awake. Ha. 

We did not have our nice toasts until late. Because Craig had a little sleep in. Oh well.

Then Zita had to talk to her father and mother. In way far away Dublin. On the telephone. That is good.

The nice make the house spic and span ladies came to visit me today. That was nice.

Now the house is all spic and span. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh went out for a nice lunch. 

At Craig's old friends breakfast restaurant. 

I stayed in my house. So I could guard it. 

Then Zita and Niamh came home in the black go fast car. 

Because Niamh had to work at the big centre building. This afternoon. 

She took Clifford. So she would not be late. 

Miss Tara is going to way far way Ireland. For just a little while. She is mister Aidan's big sister. 

She will visit Zita's father and mother's house. For a nice sleep. That is good. 

Everybody is going to way far away. Oh well. 

My friend Niamh is not going this year. She is way too busy. 

Because she is going to her far away university. 

Going away makes you very busy. And all your friends sad. Even me. Oh dear. 

Maybe she will not remember me. Maybe she will have too many remember everything exams. 

And there will not be any room left to remember me. Maybe.

Oh dear. Oh dear. 

That is not right. 

Maybe I will go and visit. I could go in the very dangerous train. 

Emmet and I could go. Dangerous trains do not scare my friend Emmet. It is known. 

He knows all about the just fall over trains. He wrote stories all about them. For his nice university 

Only boats scare Emmet. It is known. 


Tuesday, 2 August 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty

I went to my new make me beautiful store this morning. Ha. 

Zita took me there. Right in the middle of our nice walk. When I was all finished she came back just to get me. 

And we finished our walk. Ha. Good for us. 

She did not forget me. 

Now I am all beautiful again. Craig told me. When I got all the way home. 

I am not so furry. Anymore. That is good. That is good. Because it is summertime.

It is a hot day. But there are lots and lots of sheep clouds. That is good.

When I was at the make me beautiful store Craig took my friend Emmet to his all day at the university day. 

With his brand new all finished story.

Then Craig took Niamh to the nasty food hospital. So she could visit Mister Aidan. 

His operation is all done. That is good. But he still has the nasty tube right into his inside. Oh dear.

Then she had to go to our big building. To go to her job. 

Niamh is going to work all afternoon this week. I do not know why. Oh well.

And Zita had to come home from her too little office. Because she had to put on her important meeting clothes. Oh well.

I had a nice long nap. In the afternoon. Going to the make you beautiful store makes me very tired. Oh well.

When I was at the make me beautiful store Zita made my comfy bed all spic and span clean. Ha. That is good. 

Nice clean beds are more comfy. It is known.

Then I helped Craig watch out the watching window. 

The present man brought a new book for Niamh and brand new jeans for Craig. They were not secret presents. 

Some of Craig jeans are all full of holes. That is not right. Now he has no holes jeans. Ha.

We will not have our dinner until late tonight. Because it is the everybody is way busy until late night. 

Except Craig. He is just reading his book. And thinking about things. For our nice Queen. That is good.

I am busy guarding him. It is my job. 





Monday, 1 August 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Nine

We had a sleep in today. Because it is a for everybody holiday. Ha.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. We did not see Jamie. He still has sore feet. 

He has to have special just for your feet baths. He does not like it so much. Oh well.

Our friend Mister Aidan had his own operation this morning. Before I was fast awake. 

Zita talked to his father. On the telephone. That is good. 

Niamh will go see him when he is not so fast asleep. And not way too sore. Maybe tomorrow.

Craig and Zita went to see Mister Gene and his old friends make nearly brand new famous music. 

Downtown. In a brand new music building. 

It is not way too loud music. Just nice music. 

Mrs. Deidre was there too. To make sure Mister Gene ate his tasty dinner. Ha. 

Sometimes he forgets. Because of the practice music time. Oh well. Too bad for him.

We had the pretend toasts from France today. For our breakfast. 

They are not real toasts. And they are not real pancakes. They are just pretend toasts. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Emmet is nearly all finished his brand new story. For his nice university. That is good. 

Niamh has to make lots of lists. For her far away university. 

To see how much real money she can have. And not just starve to death into nothing. Or only eat ice cream. All the time. Even for breakfast. Oh dear. 

Lily is going to sleep at our house. For a little while. Because Doctor Susan's house is all full up with her relatives. Oh dear. 

All our relatives live way far away. Or sometimes our cousins live in the basement. All the summertime. 

That is when cousin Orlaith takes me for nice walks. Ha. That is good. 

She did not come to take me for walks this year. 

Because she is going to her university. And has to go to nice job. 

Just like Niamh but in way far away Ireland. Oh well. Too bad for me. 






Sunday, 31 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Eight

We had a very good party last night. With Mrs. Deidre and Mister Gene. 

I was a very good guarder. I found lots of little chips. On the floor. Ha. Good for me.

I said thank you to Mister Saint Newton. When everybody was all fast asleep. 

Mister Gene gave us his brand new music. That was nice. 

Everybody talked for a long time. I had a nice nap in the kitchen. Ha.

Mrs. Deidre helps make the very scary Vikings program. On the television. 

But she is not scary. That is good. She did not even have a nice sword. Ha. Too bad for her.

Emmet has lots of swords. Ha. 

I did not go for a nice walk this morning. 

Because Zita had to drive professor Jill and my friend Jamie to see his doctor. 

Jamie's feet were all swollen up. But Zita said jamie was now all fine. When she came home. That is good.

Then Niamh and ZoĆ© came home from the cottage. They did not even sleep last night. 

Their friend cut his bottom on sharp rocks. He had to go to a very little hospital. 

They had to sew his bottom. All back together. Oh dear. 

My friend Niamh could only sleep on the floor. Last night. At the cottage. 

Because the friend had to sleep in the soft bed. Because of his all sown up bottom. Oh dear. 

This morning Craig and I went out on our beautiful patio. To watch everybody. 

From behind our lots of bushes. For just a little while. 

I helped Craig take away lots more of the silly weeds. 

The go fast chair did not go upside down today. That is good.

Craig forgot he had to look at Emmet's brand new story. 

Then he remembered. And we went back in the house. Right away. 

You cannot forget promises. It is known.

Craig and Zita are going to go to hear Mister Gene play his very big piano tonight. With his friends. 

Way late at night. Downtown. That is nice.

I will guard the house. And Emmet. 

My friend Niamh went to the nasty pod hospital to visit Mister Aidan. Before his operation.

Tomorrow is a for everybody holiday. Me too. That is good. Maybe we will have a sleep in. Maybe. 



Saturday, 30 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Seven

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends' breakfast. Because it is Saturday.

Before we went there we went to the buy very tasty meat store. It is on my busy street. We had to buy tasty food on a stick. 

Because we are having a little party tonight. Because our friends Deidre and Gene have come for a visit. From not so far away Toronto. 

Because Gene has to play the piano for lots and lots of people. On a giant stage. Ha. That is nice.

Mister Gene is a way famous piano music player. That is nice. 

He goes far away just to make people happy with music on his piano. Even way way way far away Japan. Ha. 

Sometimes he is even on the radio. Ha. Good for him.

They will have a tasty dinner with us tonight. It is good to have friends for a tasty dinner. 

We have a piano in the basement but we do not play it so much anymore. Oh well.

We even have the table sheet on the dining room table. Ha.

We have just all black chips. That is silly. 

Maybe we will have tasty cheese too. For the chips. Maybe. 

After we got our food sticks we took Craig all the way to his old friends' breakfast. 

Then we went home. To make the house all spic and span. Because of the little party. 

Niamh and Miss ZoƩ waited a long time for their friend to come to our house. So they could all go to the cottage. With all their friends. Ha.

Niamh will not have our tasty stick food tonight. She will have only hotdogs. Too bad for her. 

You can only eat hotdogs at a cottage. Or chips. It is known. 

Last night I went down the scary stairs. To the basement. To see my friend Emmet. To make sure he was all right. Before we went all fast asleep. It is my job. 

He was just reading a not very big book. Because he has to write a brand new story for his nice university today. 

You have to read lots of interesting books before you can write brand new stories in university. So everybody knows you are not just lying. Ha. 

Today Emmet was very busy writing his story so he can be all nearly finished. So he can have his tasty dinner with all of us. 

Our friend Aidan could not have his operation today. 

Because the hospital was too busy. With other way sick people. More sick than Aidan. 

Maybe tomorrow he can have his operation. Maybe. Oh dear.

Niamh stayed at the nasty food hospital until late last night. Until Aidan went all fast asleep. That is good. 

Because it was now my friend Niamh's turn to guard Mister Aidan. Because they are friends. 

Even when they were just little babies. Ha. Good for them. 

Friday, 29 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Six

I am going to go to the new not so far away make me beautiful store next week. 

Zita told me. Good for me.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Then we had even three toasts. With Craig. 

Then Zita went to the way too small office. After toasts. For important meetings. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. After Zita went to work. Then I had a nice nap.  It is not a way too hot day today. That is good.

When it is not too hot I can have nice naps in my side yard. So I can keep the squirrels away. From my hedge.

They can not see if I am all fast asleep. Ha. Too bad for them. 

This afternoon my friend Emmet went for a very long walk. Because is is a beautiful day outside. 

He went to catch even more monsters. Ha. 

Zita had to go to the nasty food hospital. To visit our friend Mister Aidan. She is going to give him a secret present. 

Because he is all finished his school. Just like my friend Niamh. Ha. Good for him. 

He is going to have an operation tomorrow. To fix the little just inside of him hole. Oh dear. 

Zita had to talk to our friend Kathy. A lot. All about the operations. 

Zita and Craig know all about them. Because of my friend Emmet. Oh dear. 

Operations are not so nice. I did not like my operation at all. I did not feel even like me. When I was all fast awake. At all. Oh dear. 

Mister Aidan has to sleep there. Not even in his own bed. 

He has to sleep in the not so comfy hospital beds. Oh dear. 

And he can not have his own pillows. Oh dear. 

I did not have to stay all night in my little hospital. That is good. 

Niamh went to visit Mister Aidan after dinnertime. At the nasty food hospital. That is nice. 

A man is going to come to my house tonight. To fix the stove. Because the handle just broke. Oh dear. 

If you do not have a stove you can only have peanut butter sandwiches. For your dinner. You can not have nice hot tasty food. Oh dear. 

I did not bark at him at all. Good for me. He fixed the stove all up. That is good. 

My friend Niamh is going to a cottage tomorrow. On a beautiful big lake. Not so far away. With all the other teachers. From our big centre building.

Even my friend ZoĆ© is going too. Ha. That is good. 


Thursday, 28 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Five

It was not a too hot day outside today.

Zita and I had a nice walk. We did not catch any monsters. That is good.

Yesterday Zita caught lots of little monsters with her telephone. Ha. 

Craig and Zita and I had lots of toasts this morning. That is good.

Then I guarded the house. By myself. 

Because Zita had to go to a meeting and Craig drove Emmet to his nice university. 

For his all day at the university day. He will eat his lunch at the university. Maybe he will have croissants too.

When Craig came home we played catch the ball a lot. Ha. That is good.

Last night when my friend Niamh came home she was so tired she had a spic and span shower and went right all fast asleep. In her own comfy bed. 

Even Clifford was tired. Oh dear. 

It is very hard taking lots of little dancers to the lake. She did not lose even one. That is good. 

Craig did not read anything for our nice Queen today. He read it all yesterday. 

He just read his book today. I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. And guarded everybody.

Last night I had a scary dream. In the den. When I was all fast asleep. 

I barked so very loud my friend Emmet came up from the basement. 

He was afraid maybe there was something wrong. 

Maybe ghosts. Maybe lions were trying to get in my own house. Maybe.

I was very fierce. In my scary dream. And very brave.  Ha. Good for me. 

But there was nothing wrong. It was just me. All asleep. 

Emmet got me special carrot treats. And hugs. Ha. That was nice. 

Yesterday when Zita came home with bags and bags of peanut butter. For Craig and I. 

We always have peanut butter sandwiches. For our tasty lunch. 

Sometimes we have cheese too. Or toasty bread. Ha. That is good.

My friend Aidan had to go to the nasty food hospital this afternoon. Oh dear.

Because he has a nasty hole inside him. Again. 

Just like Emmet had. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Now they will have to make another hole in him. To fix the little hole. Oh dear. 

Maybe my friend Niamh will go see him. He asked her to visit him. If he comes home tonight. Oh dear. 

I think he will go all very fast asleep. Instead. Fixing holes makes you very tired. And sore. Oh dear. That is not right. 




Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Four

I did not have to wait for everybody last night.

We were all too sleepy. Even my friend Niamh.

They did not catch any little monsters at all. 

We went all fast asleep instead. That is good.

This morning Zita and I had a nice walk. When everyone was still fast asleep. 

It was not too hot. 

It was too hot later. So we put the make the house all nice and cool machine on. Ha.

Niamh and Clifford are way busy today. It is a going to the lake day for all Niamh's little dancers. 

Clifford did not go. He just stayed at the big building. To wait for Niamh. To bring her home all safe and fast. 

Zita had to go to the too small office. As soon as she finished her toasts. 

And stay downtown all day. Until our dinnertime.

My tummy is not sick today. I had my toasts. With Craig and Zita. Ha. Good for me.

When Zita was gone I guarded Craig and Emmet all day. 

They were just reading interesting stories. Maybe for our nice Queen. Maybe.

The present man brought Emmet a brand new book. From his very favourite writer. Mister Terry. 

He died a little bit of time ago. That is sad. 

But my friend Emmet has all of Mister Terry's very funny books. So he is not just all dead. He is just not here dead. Ha. Good for us.

I am a bit tired today. Because yesterday I had a sick tummy. I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen. Until our lunch time. 

Emmet did not wake up until lunch time. Just like me. Ha. That is because we are friends. Good for us.

He made his own Irish tea. Craig and I had peanut butter toastys. Good for us. 

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times in the afternoon. 

When he was all finished reading for our nice Queen. That is good.

My friend Emmet went out for a little walk. He did not catch any little monsters. Oh well.

He told me it was way too hot outside. For big furry dogs like me. Or dear. 

Maybe I will go for a nice walk after dinnertime. When the too hot has gone home. Maybe. 

I saw Doctor Susan's father. He was driving our gold big car. Ha. That is silly. Oh well. 

He used to teach policemen how to drive police cars. And not just crash. In way far away England. Ha. 



Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Three

I had to stay up late last night. Again.

To wait for my friends to come home. Emmet and Niamh had to catch even more monsters. Until late. 

Niamh had Clifford with her. Because Clifford is way fast. 

You can only catch the night time monsters at night. Ha.

Today I have a bit of a sick tummy. Because I eat the berries that fall off my trees. Oh dear. 

Even when Zita says not to. Oh dear. 

Zita and I did not go for our nice walk until lunchtime. Because of the rascal ladies meetings. Oh well.

Then she had to go downtown. To the way too small office. Until way late. Because of more meetings. 

Craig is all finished helping the long time ago Queen. 

They did not catch all the nasty people. Only some of them. Oh well. 

Now he is a doctor. In Rome. A long long long time ago. 

He found a dead person. In a big barrel. Right in front of his house. That is not right. 

Now he has to find the nasty man who left it. 

I did not have a nice tasty lunch today. Because of my sick tummy. 

Just a little bit of toasty croissant. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Today is Emmet's all day at his nice university day. Maybe he can find little monsters there too. 

After his lunch. Ha. Emmet likes croissants too. Just like me. Ha. Good for us.

Mr. Horton's store in Emmet's nice university has tasty croissants too. So Emmet will not just starve away. 

Craig and I played catch the ball a lot this afternoon. Because he is not all tired today. That is good. 

I think the little monsters are too fast for Craig to catch. Because he is old. Ha. 

Niamh and Clifford did not have to work until dinnertime today. That is good.

Miss Rowan was at my house last night. To help Niamh catch the little monsters. 

She has a job too. That is good. 




Monday, 25 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Two

My family did not forget to come home. Ha. That is good.

They said they would not forget. Ha. Good for us.

They did not come home until the middle of the night. Oh dear.

I was very happy. When they were all home. It is known.

I guarded Cara and Lee all day. And at night too. 

They did not forget my tasty dinners. That is good. 

But I had to wait for my family. To be all home. Safe and sound.

I sat at the back door for a very long time. Everybody comes in that door. That is where I waited. I was a bit sad. 

But then I had to guard Cara when she went fast asleep. In my friend Niamh's comfy bed. 

Then my family all came home. And everybody went just fast asleep. Ha. That was right. 

Cara and Lee and I went for a nice before dinner walk last night. I was a very good guarder. Ha. Good for me.

Craig had a long sleep in this morning. Because he drove the go fast car all night. 

All the way from the very important wedding.

Craig said they had lots for very loud dance a lot music. 

Niamh said it was not even a bit too loud. Ha. Too bad for Craig.

They had lots and lots of very tasty food at the wedding. 

It was all outside. In a giant tent. With beautiful lights. Everywhere. Beside the giant full of very big boats lake. 

They even had tasty chips. With lots of gravy and cheese. For dessert. Ha. This is good. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. Before Niamh and Clifford had to go to work. 

We had lots of way loud thunder last night. I was not scared.

Because everybody was all home in their comfy beds. Me too. Ha. Good for us.

It is a windy rain day today. Oh well. 

I stayed in my comfy house. And did not get all soggy. That is good.

Zita and Emmet went to the tasty food store. To get brand new food. So we will not starve all away. That is good. 

When they came home they had lots of tasty croissants. Ha. That is good.

Then my friend Emmet had to go and catch more monsters. In his own phone. Ha. 

There were squirrels on my fence. Yesterday. And in my own hedge. 

They waited until Craig was not here to help me chase them all away. 

I hate squirrels. It is known.

Now Craig is back. The squirrels are all gone away. Ha. Too bad for them. 


Saturday, 23 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy One

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. With my friend Jamie and Professor Jill.

Professor Jill is afraid of the little monsters. Jamie and I are not afraid. Ha. Too bad for her. 

I only have a little story today. 

Because Craig and everybody had to go to Doctor Susan's daughter's very special wedding. 

I could not tell him all my interesting stories to write today. For my very own Miss Poppy's very interesting stories blog.  

Because he was just here a little bit today. Only in the morning.

Then everybody went away. In the black go fast car. 

And Cara and Lee came to my house so I could guard them. 

And so we could have tasty treats. Altogether. Ha. Maybe they know how to play my special game of catch the ball. Maybe. Ha. 

And they will remember my dinner time so I will not just starve all into nothing. And my before bedtime dessert too.

Then I will wait for my own family to come home. 

I will just sit nicely at my watching window. And watch and guard everything. It is my job. 

My family will not forget to come home. Craig told me. It is true. 

Who would guard them if they were not here with me in our house. Oh dear. 

But they will not forget to come home. Craig told me. 

Craig always tells me the truth. It is his job. It is known.  

I will have lots of stories tomorrow. Ha. When everybody is all home. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast this morning. 

I did not even pull so much today. That is good.

I am going to guard my friends Cara and Lee tomorrow. At my house. All day. And even in the night time.

Because Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh are going to Doctor Susan's daughter's special wedding. 

They will not be in our own house. Oh dear. 

All my family will be gone away. Oh dear. In another place. 

It is a not so way far away place. That is good. 

They are all going in the black go fast car. They have to stay all day and even until late late at night. 

Zita has to talk to everybody. At the wedding. All by herself. Oh dear.

I am not going. Dogs were not invited. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

I will guard Cara and Lee instead. In my house. All by myself. Instead. 

Maybe we will have tasty treats. Ha. 

Last night Niamh and Emmet were out catching even more monsters. 

Emmet walked all the way downtown. Right to the giant just for rascal buildings. With the giant clock. 

There were kabillions other people catching monsters too. 

That is a silly game. Night time is for sleeping in you comfy bed. Not for catching monsters. 

Everybody has to get all squeaky clean today. So they will all smell beautiful for the special wedding. 

Not me. Ha. I am not going to the special wedding. Oh well.

Craig even has a brand new shirt. Not even a tshirt. Ha. And brand new never used even once jeans. 

And Niamh has make you very tall shoes. And a not used dress. Ha. 

Emmet is just all spic and span. He has a brand new from way far away England jacket. Ha.

And my friend Zita has brand new shiny red toes. Ha.

Everybody will be all beautiful. 

I am beautiful too. Craig told me. But I can not go to the very special wedding. 

It is a not for beautiful dogs wedding. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Maybe I should go to the make me beautiful store. So I can be more beautiful. Maybe. Oh well. 

Zita and Niamh had to go and find a keep you very cool in the too hot umbrella. For the special wedding. 

They went to where all the very tasty Chinese restaurants are. Not so far away. 

Maybe we will watch television tonight. In the cosy den.  I can guard everybody. That would be good. 

Friday, 22 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Nine

All my family was out last night. Until very late. Even in the very dark night. Oh dear. I do not like that.

They had to catch even more little monsters. 

Even Zita. She caught one right in my own kitchen. Oh dear. I did not even see it. 

I do not have a telephone. Dogs do not have telephones. Telephones can not understand dog. Ha. 

You can only see the monsters on your very own telephone. Oh well.

Craig only has one. In his telephone. Everybody else has more. Too bad for him. 

I did not go out with everybody. To catch the monsters. I stayed home to guard Craig. Good for me. 

Zita had to help one of the rascal ladies last night. 

A nasty person stole her little flat computer. That is not right. She was very sad. 

Zita had to go to her house to make her feel all better. That was good. 

Craig and I watched the football game. It was not Craig's team. We did not watch it very much. Ha.

Today is Craig's mother's sing happy birthday day. She is way way old. 

Auntie Jane visited. So everybody went out. To a nice restaurant. For a tasty lunch. 

But not Niamh. Because she has to work. Oh well. 

I am going to stay here to guard the house. It is a way too hot day outside. 

Because of the way too hot my friend Craig had to wear his silly hat. To go to the restaurant. Ha. Too bad for him.

I do not know why it is a silly hat. Craig just says it is his own silly hat. That is silly. Ha. 

I had just a nice nap. On my comfy bed. In my nice and not even a bit hot house. 

I got peanut butter treats. Because I am a very good guarder. 

This afternoon Zita and I only went for a little walk. Before our nice dinner. Because of the too hot. 

We went to Doctor Susan's house.To put all her mail away. 

There was nobody there. Because she is just all away. She went away to not so far away. 

To help with the very important wedding. So I guarded her backyard for her. I am a big help. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita to go to a special make you beautiful store. To get all beautiful toes. For the important wedding. Ha. 


Thursday, 21 July 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Eight

I had a very quiet day.

Everybody was very busy. Even Craig. Reading for our nice Queen. 

Niamh and Clifford were at work way early today. Niamh likes her work at our big centre building. That is good. 

Zita had to go to the too small office for meetings. For all day.

And today is another all day at the university day for my friend Emmet. Oh well. 

Maybe there will be telephone monsters at the nice university. Maybe.

After his lunch Emmet will go to Miss Francis's beautiful library. To read his very interesting very fat books. 

And drink lots of his icy tea. They have very comfy chairs in Miss Francis's library. 

You can have nice naps in the comfy chairs. Emmet told me. 

This morning Craig took the big just for the outside scissors and cut off lots of leaves from some of the too fat bushes. Ha.

The go fast chair did not go upside down today. That is good. 

Craig is still a bit too sore. We did not play catch the ball lots of times today. Only a few times. 

I had nice naps on my new comfy duvet. Good for me. 

Craig and I had croissants and toasty bagels for our lunch. Just us. 

We did not have any cheese today. Oh well. 

After our lunch Craig went outside. Again. With the very noisy blow everything everywhere machine. 

I do not like that machine. Maybe it will blow Craig all away. Or maybe me too. Maybe. Oh dear. 

He had to make the beautiful patio all spic and span. And not all just full of dusty leaves. 

Then he came in. Because of the too hot. 

The noisy machine had to stay outside. Ha. Too bad for it. 

Miss Rowan and Miss Rima came to my house. With icy coffees for Niamh.  Ha that is nice.