Saturday, 31 October 2015

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Four

I had two walks again today. In the morning. Ha. Good for me.

We took Craig to his old friends breakfast. So he would not get all lost. When you get old you get all lost. 

Craig and Zita went shopping. After lunch. I had to guard Emmet and Niamh. 

Niamh was still all fast asleep. Because she did not get home until way way late last night. 

She was at another party. With Miss Rowan. Again.

Niamh and Cara and Lee came to my house. To make very scary pumpkins. And play way loud music. 

It is hard to have a nice nap when there is lots of way loud music. It is known.

They are all going out tonight to get free candy. Ha. And scary people will come to my house for free candy. That is silly. 

Niamh is going to another scary party. On Mister Aidan's street. 

Miss Rachel's mother came to our house with presents. Wooly socks for Miss Rachel in way far away Ireland. And a way beautiful party dress. 

Zita will take them with her to Ireland so Miss Rachel can go to nice parties. And have warm feet too. 

It is not so warm in way far way Ireland. It is just all soggy. The big bright sun can not find its way to way far way Ireland. Too bad for them.

Rachel's mother brought special way fat sticky scones for Craig. They are not for Poppy. Too bad for me. 

She is from far away Ireland too. From where nobody lives. At all. Just all wet rocks. Oh well.

I can not bark at all the scary people tonight. Because they are just little. And big barking will scare them. Oh dear. 

I am a big help when the scary people come to my house. Zita told me. It is true. 





Friday, 30 October 2015

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Three

GNiamh got up way way early this morning. In the still dark. Because of dance a lot. 

Zita and I got up too. Craig did not get up.

Miss Julia and Niamh went to dance a lot in the white little car. Not the giant car. Miss Julia had to be at dance a lot way early too. 

Zita and I went for two walks this morning. Ha. Good for us. 

We did not see my friend Jamie. It was too early. He was still fast asleep in his comfy bed. Like Craig. Ha. 

It was a very nice day outside. No windy rain. Just big blue sky. All the way up to heaven. 

When we got home we had special fat crunchy toasts. 

Craig and Emmet had to go to their nice doctor. She had to shoot them. So the nasty flu can not catch them. And make them way too sick. 

I think their doctor should shoot the nasty flu. Not Craig and Emmet. It is known. She could use Emmet's canon. Ha. 

Zita went to see Niamh on the giant stage. At lunchtime. At the dance a lot school. 

Niamh told me that my friends Miss Julia and Miss Rowan were there too. On the giant stage. They had all different dances. Not Niamh's. 

I could not go. I had to guard the house all by myself. Because Craig and Emmet were all gone away. To their nice doctor. 

When they got home Craig and I had our peanut butter sandwich. For our lunch. 

Niamh was way tired last night. We did not have any tasty for just for bed time pizza. Oh well. She had a nice bath instead. Too bad for me. 

There were lots of awful squirrels on my street today. Oh dear. A little fast dog chased them all up a tree. Ha. He did not catch them. Oh well. 

Zita came home with lots and lots of tasty food. So Craig and Emmet and Niamh will not all starve to death. When Zita is in way far away Ireland. Ha. 

Zita has to leave lots of tasty food in our house or Niamh would only eat ice cream and too skinny noodles. 

Emmet would only have pasta and croissants. And his favourite cheese. Every day. 

Craig would just eat peanut butter toasts. And too much coffees. Too bad for them. 

I eat frozen peas and our very own green beans and brand new carrots. Ha. Good for me. 


Thursday, 29 October 2015

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Two

It was a very windy day. Zita and I went for a long walk. In the wind. 

We met my friend Jamie and Professor Jill. Ha. Good for us. Except I nearly knocked Professor Jill over. Oh dear. 

I like no rain windy days. You do not get soggy in the just all windy days. 

The winds make my ears go all flappy. Ha. Good for me.

Craig had a little sleep in today. I did not wake him all wide awake. I was a good waiter. Then we played catch the ball. 

We had fat crunchy toasts. Ha.

Emmet went for a long walk. After lunch. He had his new hat on. It has a tail. Bigger than mine. 

I have a way little tail. Some Bouvier dogs have way long tails. I do not. Oh well. 

Emmet did not fly all away in the lots of wind. Craig was wrong. Ha. Too bad for him.

Niamh was way tired last night. She went right to bed after dance a lot. I helped her eat her pizza. Right in her comfy bed. I am I big help with pizza. 

She is going to bed early tonight too. She told me. Maybe we will have more pizzas. Maybe. 

Tomorrow Niamh is going to be on the very big stage at her dance a lot school. To dance. 

Craig and Zita are going to go. So they can clap a lot. That is good. 

I am not going. I can not clap. Only bark. And have a very waggly tail. Sometimes loud barking scares people. Oh well.

Craig and Emmet are going to their nice doctor tomorrow. In the morning. To get shot. So the nasty flu can not catch them. That is good. 

Zita had to go to the too small office again. To fix everything all up. Before she goes to way far way Ireland.  

We have pumpkins on our front steps. Because the way scary people night. Oh dear. 

There are too many squirrels today. They want to steal our way big pumpkins. Ha. Too bad for them. 

I hate squirrels. Maybe the winter wolves will eat them all up. Ha. Too bad for them. 



Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and One

I stayed up very late last night. To help my friend Niamh with her brand new stories. I was awake nearly all the time. Good for me.

Miss Julia came way early this morning. To take Niamh to her dance a lot practice. Niamh was still nearly all fast asleep. In the car. Ha.

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk. 

All the diggers are all gone. We can have nice walks on our own streets again. That is good. 

The men made a new sidewalk. Right beside our pond. I do not like it. We do not walk on it. Too bad for them. Ha.

We only played catch the ball a little today. After our toasts. 

We have lots and lots of way windy rain today. 

You can not play catch the ball in the windy rain. Or you will be all soggy. 

Craig said the too much wind will fly him all away. Like a balloon. Oh dear. 

That is not true. I would hold onto him. He would stay right here. In our nice side yard. I am very strong.  Zita says so. When I am a too much pulling dog. 

Emmet went to the brand new too expensive food store. On the busy street. 

To get their way tasty very very long bread. And some delicious cookies. 

He was all soggy when he got home. Not the cookies. Or the tasty bread. Just him. That is good.

Craig made sure Emmet's very new long story was all beautiful. And Zita too. That is good. 

Then he was a Viking again. Not a new Viking. The same nice Viking from his other books. 

He is not so very young anymore. He has a very fierce dog. To help him. And his famous sword. Ha. Those are good books. 

Some people want my friend Niamh to make up a brand new dance. Just for them. That is good. 

Niamh likes making brand new dances. Jump all around dances. With way loud music. Not toe dances. It is known.

We are having a way warm tasty dinner tonight. Because of the way windy rain. And the cold. 






Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Day One Thousand Two Hundred

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. It is a all day cold day. 

The green grass was all white and hard. Beside the other pond. Winter is coming. Ha. 

We saw my friends the ducks. They were waiting in just the little bit of water in the pond. Before their vacation. To their no snow ponds. 

Zita was busy today. Reading Emmet's story. And talking to the rascal ladies. 

A man came to make the keep the house all comfy warm machine all spic and span. That is good.

Last night every thing went all dark in my house. And all the houses on my street. All over. And the busy street too. 

Emmet went out for a little walk to the busy street. Just in case Niamh got all lost in the dark. 

That is what big brothers do. He did not take his Viking axe with him. Or his canon Craig made for him. Or even me. Oh well. The all dark is scary. It is known.

There were no fierce wolves hiding in the bushes. That is good. The scary wolves wait until all the snow comes. So they can hide. It is known. 

Then the lights all came on. Just all of a sudden. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Zita had to go to the too small office today. To get her important work all over. Before she goes to way far away Ireland. On an aeroplane. 

Niamh was up way late last night. Because she had a remember everything exam today. I do not like exams so much. 

She has to finish her way big brand new story tonight. Maybe I will stay up to help her. 

Maybe there will be cheesy treats. Because sometimes people have to stay up way late to write a lot. Then they alway have tasty treats. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig and I had a peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. We did not have any tasty jam. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

I had a nice nap this afternoon. Then I had another nap. Because sometimes nice naps make you all tired. 

Niamh is teaching at her dance a lot place tonight. Before she has to write a lot. For her nice school. Oh dear. 

I will be a big help. It is my job. It is known.

Monday, 26 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Nine

Zita came home last night. I was very happy. That is good.

We watched the old detectives. On the television. After dinner. In the den. That is good.

Zita got Niamh a brand new keep you all dry in the rain coat. When she was in not so far away.

We went to bed early. Because everybody was too tired. Even me.

Craig had a long sleep in today. I had to wake him up. He was too fast asleep. Ha. 

I had to use my nose. I have a way big nose. Then he was all awake.  Ha. 

He just wanted to stay in the big comfy bed. He cannot play catch the ball with me. When he is in the comfy bed. Oh dear. 

That is why dogs have nice cold noses. Because people like to have too may sleep ins. Ha. Too bad for them.

When he was all wide awake we played catch the ball. Good for me. 

It is not warm today. Just all sunny and windy. It is a own made sweaters day. And fat gloves. 

Zita's mother makes own made sweaters in way far away Ireland. She gets prizes. We have lots. Not me. I have my own Scotsman coat. 

After toasts Craig had to read Emmet's all new stories. Too make sure they were all beautiful. 

Then he had to read Niamh's new stories too. Craig is a good reader. Everybody writes and Craig reads. Ha 

Niamh is still a bit caught by the nasty coughing. Oh dear. 

Emmet is way busy again. Writing another brand new story. For his nice university. He went for a long walk. Because his head was too full. Of old mountain people. Oh dear. 

He has a keep you all warm leather jacket. And a wrap all around his head scarf. So his ears stay all warm. In the windy cold. 

Emmet does not have flappy ears like me. Too bad for him. 

Zita is way busy today. I was a big help. But then I was a bit too smelly. Oh dear. 

She has to go to get the do not get caught by the flu shot. Because she is going to way far away Ireland next week. 

To see her mother and her father and our cousins and Orlaith and Emmet's friend Miss Rachel. They are all in way far away. 

She has to bring treats for Miss Rachel. From her family. Ha.

Zita told me I would be in charge when she is in way far way. Craig and Emmet and Niamh will not remember. Too bad for me. Too bad for them. Oh well.

It is cousin Orlaith's sing happy birthday day today. She is nearly old. Ha. 


Sunday, 25 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Eight

I had to stay up way late last night. To wait for Niamh and Miss Rowan to come home from their party. Craig waited up with me. That is good. 

We just watched the men play hockey. Craig's team did not win. 

When they came home everybody went to bed. It was just Craig and I all fast asleep in the big bed. Because Zita was away in the nice hotel. With all her lady friends. 

We had to get up early. Because of the awful squirrels. They were on my fence. That is not right. I hate squirrels.

We had bagel toast for our early breakfast. Craig did not have any cheese. Oh well.

Then Niamh and Miss Rowan got out of bed. And made their all wide awake tea. Then we went for our nice walk. All together. I did not find another all free go fast bicycle. Oh well. 

Miss Rowan went on the smelly bus. To her house. We waited for the bus. Then we walked back to our house because Niamh had to be very busy writing even more stories for her school. 

Emmet too. He does not have to go to his nice university next week. 

It is the read all the books you forgot to read week. 

Emmet did not forget to read anything. Because he likes reading all his very interesting books. Good for him. 

He has two big brand new stories to write. He is writing about the stories people told about the way old Gods who lived in the mountains. A long time ago. 

I do not know why they lived in there. It is way too cold in the mountains. 

Maybe they are like Jamie. Jamie likes the way too cold. He is very fury. Even his feet. Ha.

Niamh found her brand new glasses. She lost them when she was caught by the nasty coughing. Now they are found again. That is good.

Craig is still a Viking. He is all lost in way far away in Ireland. Everybody is chasing him. Even other Vikings. Oh dear. Viking stories all always too scary. It is known. 

Zita is coming back to our house this afternoon. That is good. 

I do not like it so much when my people are not all here. I cannot guard them when they are not all with me. It is hard being a very good guarding dog. It is known. 

Saturday, 24 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Seven

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast this morning. Ha. He did not get lost. Then Zita and I had a long fast walk. Good for us.

At lunch time Zita drove to not so far away. With her lady friends. To a nice comfy little hotel. So they can all talk. And find new tasty restaurants. 

She is going to sleep there tonight. In the comfy hotel. Not here. Oh dear. I will have to keep Craig all safe. 

Until Niamh came home I had to guard Craig and Emmet all by myself. Ha. 

This afternoon Emmet went to Mister Kettleman's nice tasty bagel store. To get bagels for our dinner. And the special just for bagels cheese. That is good. I like cheese too. 

Emmet is way busy today. He has to write lots and lots of brand new stories. For his way old mountain people class. And for his old Latin stories class. 

Craig was not so busy today. He just watched his football team on the television. In the afternoon. And read his books.

He did not have any cheese toastys today. For lunch. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Niamh did not get home from the giant castle until before dinnertime. Then she and I went for a nice walk. She had to put a cosy cover on her ears. Because it is not so warm today. 

She told me she was very scared at the giant scary castle. Ha. Too bad for her. 

She should have gone to the tasty Pigs restaurant instead. Ha. 

Craig and Zita always go to the Pigs restaurant. When they go to not so far away Kingston. 

On our walk I found a not so new go way fast bicycle. Just on our street. For Niamh. All free. For no money. At all. She put it in my side yard. It lost all its full of air. Oh well. 

Tonight Miss Rowan is going to eat all her vegetables here. And sleep in our house. In Niamh's comfy room. 

So has to sleep here so she and Niamh can go to another party. On the other street. Just beside our big church. Ha. 

I will have to guard everyone tonight. All night. I will be very busy. 

It is a lot of work when you are a good guarding dog. It is known.









Friday, 23 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Six

I had a quiet day today. I like quiet days. You can have nice naps on quiet days. 

This morning Niamh and Miss Julia went to their dance a lot school in the giant car. Again. 

You can not drive the giant car in the winter. It is way too slidey. It would slide all into the snow. And never get out. And be all lost forever. Too bad for it. 

Zita and I went for a way fast walk. So we can eat our tasty food and not get too chubby. Ha.

Then Craig and I played catch the ball. After our toasts. Ha.

Today is Emmet's all day at his nice university. Zita drove him. He will buy his tea from Mister Horton's lots of donuts store. Maybe a donut too. For his lunch. 

Niamh was up way late last night. Even when I was all fast asleep. Writing stories for her dance a lot school. 

There was a skunk outside my house last night. Skunks are way smelly. I could not go out to chase it all away. Craig would not let me. Too bad for him.

Niamh is going to not so far away Kingston. After dance a lot. She is going to visit the very big castle. The one with lots and lots of canons. On top of the hill. 

She is going with Cara and Lee. For a special scary castle night. That is way silly. They should go to the nice Pigs restaurant for way tasty dinner. Not a scary castle. It is known. 

She is going to sleep there. In Kingston. She will be scared. Because I am not there. I am here. Ha. Too bad for her.

Craig watched hockey last night.  His team only nearly won. Oh well.

Craig and I had used pizza for our nice lunch. Mister Tony's tasty pizza. Good for us.

The way noisy keep the streets clean machine went up and down my street today. A lot. 

I barked and barked and barked at it. It did not go away. It is not scared of me. Oh dear. That is not right. 

We will watch television tonight. After our dinner. Maybe Emmet too. 

Sometimes Emmet likes to go all fast asleep when he is at his nice university all day.

Zita went to the make her beautiful store this afternoon. Good for us. 


Thursday, 22 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Five

I had a nice quiet day.

We went for a nice walk. Way early. We saw the ducks in the ponds. They are all going on vacation. Before the too much snow.

We had crunchy toasts for breakfast. That was good.

Zita made our garden all spic and span before the too much snow comes to hide everything. 

Then I helped Zita. She had to talk to all the rascal ladies on the telephone. I guarded her. 

Craig took my friend Emmet to his meeting this afternoon. I guarded Zita and our house.

Niamh still has to cough all the time. That is why she has to take the giant pills. 

Yesterday we made the whole house and as tidy as can be. We used the noisy make the house clean machine. It is too noisy. 

This morning very loud aeroplanes were right over my house. They had to go and say good bye to a soldier. 

He was killed by a nasty man. Last year. Way downtown. Near Zita's way too small office. He was a Scotsman soldier. He was a guarding our do not forget our way old soldiers place.  

Everybody was sad. That is why the aeroplanes came to visit. So we would not forget. 

They played the bagpipes. Because he was a Scotsman soldier. All the other Scotsman soldiers were there too. Bagpipes make way sad music. Oh dear.

Niamh is going to the dance a lot place until late tonight. To learn new dances. 

Miss Rowan was going to come to my house last night. For a tasty dinner. But she fell all fast asleep on the smelly bus. So she went to her house instead. With her own comfy pillows. 

There are no comfy pillows on the smelly buses. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch the television tonight. When Zita is at the get all your friend's used clothes party. 

I was a way big help moving the cars today. Zita and I saw Niamh in Miss Julia's giant car on our street. The one all covered in pictures. Not the little white one. The giant one with lots of places for people to sit. Ha.

I only had to sit in the kitchen a bit today. I hate squirrels. It is known. 

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Four

We had a nice quiet day. Because the rascal election is all over. That is good. 

Zita got home from taking Niamh and Emmet to their nice schools and we went for a walk. It is not so warm today. Yesterday was all warm. 

The cough still has Niamh all caught. Oh dear. 

She has to take giant pills. Craig can not take those pills. Or he will just swell all up and burst. Oh dear. 

Zita had to talk to all the ladies today. About the rascal election. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. When he was not too busy with his very interesting books. Oh well. Too bad for me.

We had big our cheese toastys for our lunch. I always get the crunchy ends. Good for me.

Craig took Niamh to see Zita's friend. For her remember everything exams. After school. She had to bring homework. 

We all watched the old detectives on the television last night. It is Emmet's favourite. There was a dog in the show. I did not bark. Good for me.

There was an awful squirrel on my fence this morning. I almost caught it. Ha. It ran fast away. Into the trees. Silly squirrel. I hate squirrels. It is known.

Zita and Niamh are going to the trade everybody's clothes for no money tomorrow. With all the ladies who live on our streets. And Doctor Susan too. 

Zita brought up the special do not get stuck in snow tires. From the basement. The gold big car needs two new ones. Mister Mike will find some for Zita. That is good.

The silver little car has its special tires on already. We do not have any snow. I looked out the window. There was no snow. Ha. 

Sometimes the too much snow jumps right out of the sky. As a surprise. Oh dear. That is why we get the special do not get stuck in snow tires. 

On our walk I saw the giant bird in the all empty pond. It was just having a little rest before it has to fly far away for a nice vacation. Way down where it is all warm. With no snow at all. Ha. 

In the hot summer it stands up very high in our pond. At my end of the pond. It is a very fast bird. It catches frogs. I never catch frogs. They hide too fast. Oh well. 




Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Three

I had to stay up way late last night. To guard everybody. Because of the important rascals election. 

We had to wait until late late to hear the nice man say thank you to everybody. 

The other man quit his job as a rascal. But he did not tell anybody. He did not say he was sorry. Too bad for him. 

Last night we got lots of brand new rascals. All over the whole country. Even our rascal is brand new. 

She is a lady. We have a brand new lady rascal. Ha. Zita was way happy. Everybody at the way too small office was way happy too. 

When we watched the television we had popcorn and Irish tea. And chocolate cake. I had a nice nap. In front of the television.

We even saw friends on the television. Niamh's old old friend Shadow the Dog's friend was on the television. I saw him too. Ha.

Shadow is in heaven with Mister Saint Newton. His legs do not hurt anymore when he chases the ball. That is good. 

Niamh said Shadow the Dog liked to chase the ball more than any dog in the whole word. Even more than me. 

I only like to play catch the ball with Craig. We do not play chase the ball so much anymore. Because of the too sore shoulders. Oh well. 

I like to play catch the ball too. That is good.

Craig said lots of the not so very polite rascals did not win. That is good. 

Everybody should be polite. Or people will not get you treats. Or secret presents at Saint Santa's day. Ha. Too bad for them.

Niamh's Doctor told her she has to take giant pills. Because she is still caught by the nasty cough. Oh dear. 

Craig drove her home from the dance a lot school so she could get her medicine. Before dinner. Niamh is teaching at the dance a lot place tonight. 

Only Craig and Zita and Emmet and I are here for dinner. Not Niamh. Too bad for her. 

We had Mister Tony's pizza last night. Because Zita was at a rascals meeting. Maybe we will have used pizza tonight. Sometimes I get the crunchy bits. Ha.

My friend Jamie came to my house for a nice visit this afternoon. Then we went for our long walk. Together. Before dinner. It was a way beautiful day. 

That is why we had a long walk. Good for us. 



Monday, 19 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Two

I ate a bit of a brush last night. All by myself. 

Zita phoned my nice hospital. To see if I had to go see my nice doctor. Oh dear.

I did not have to go. They said I had to eat lots and lots of not very tasty rice. And a little bit of some tasty chicken. So I would not get all too sick. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Oh well. Zita says I do not smell so nice today. Too bad for me.

It is the rascal Election Day. We are very busy. Everybody. Not me. I can not go to the voting store.

Zita drove Niamh and Lilly's dance a lot school. Because of the nasty cough. 

First Zita took Niamh and Miss Lilly to the voting store so they would know where to go. When they can vote for the rascals. 

They can not go yet. You have to be old to go to the voting store. Like Emmet. Or Craig. Ha. 

Last night Miss Rowan came to my house for our tasty dinner. Everybody told stories and laughed a lot. That is good. 

Then Niamh and Miss Rowan and Miss Julia went to the too much money coffee store. They did not tell me why. Oh well.

Emmet had his remember everything in way old Latin exam this morning. Zita drove him so he would not forget anything. That is good. 

Craig and Emmet went to the election store. When he got home. To tell everybody who should be our own rascal. 

Zita was way busy today. Talking on the telephone to the rascal ladies. Everywhere. 

Zita went to the election store when Craig and Emmet got home.

Zita has to go to an important meeting tonight. We are going to have Mister Tony's tasty pizza. 

When Zita get home we are going to have an election party tonight. For just us. 

We got popcorn and chips and lemonade from way far away Italy. It is Craig's favourite. And chocolates for Zita and Niamh. No tasty cheese. For me. Oh well. 




Sunday, 18 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety One

It was a nice not too busy day today. Because it is a nice stay at home Sunday.

It was cold this morning. On our early in the morning walk. The grass was white. That is not right. Grass is all green. 

We had very crunchy toasts when Zita and I got home. That is good. 

Niamh is not too hot today. That is good. 

She could not go to a party last night. Because she was still caught by the nasty cold. She way all sad.

Craig said she had to stay home. Or she would just all fall over. Oh dear. Falling over is not right. 

One time Craig fell over upside down. That was not right. I got way upset. He is not upside down now. That is good.

Niamh always goes to parties on Saturday. Oh dear. With her dance a lot friends. Last night she could only go to a restaurant for dinner. And come home. Not go to the party. Oh well.

Zita and Niamh went shopping at lunchtime. Because Niamh is not way too hot today. They went to not so new clothes store. It is Niamh's favourite store.

Zita and Niamh got beautiful just a bit not new bags. All in leather. Nearly all free. Nearly. And shoes. Ha.

Emmet is way busy. Because of the remember everything about the way old Latin is tomorrow. And he has lots of stories to read all about the broken house war. 

Emmet told me some of the long time ago people were very silly. And all wrong. 

They thought our way long ago old queen would help them to be wrong. They were wrong. Ha. Too bad for them. 

I am guarding the scary stairs for him. Because I am a big help. 

Emmet did not go for his nice walk this afternoon. Only just a for bit. He came home. He did not have cosy warm pants on. He did not know the summertime was all gone. Ha.

Craig is just reading long stories. Because our nice queen needs him to come back to help fix things all up. Oh dear. Just for a little while. Not all the time. That is good. 

Tomorrow is the way important election day. So we can find lots and lots of new rascals. Zita just wants lots of new lady rascals. So everyone will be polite again. 

Sometimes the rascals are not very polite. Then you get brand new rascals. Ha. That is why there are important elections. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet will go to the election store. To vote. To say who should be our new nice rascal. 

I can not vote. Dogs can not vote. That is not right. I know who is nice. Dogs would vote for only nice rascals. It is known.

Cats should not vote. Cats do not care so much. Too bad for them. Ha. 

Zita brought all the cosy warm clothes upstairs. Because the nice summertime is all over. Oh well. 

They were in big piles all over the big bed. Just like comfy pillows. Ha. I like comfy pillows. It is known. 

Saturday, 17 October 2015

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ninety

I had a exciting day. 

When Zita and I came home from our nice walk we had to make everything neat and tidy.

Because we had a cheese party. For our breakfast. Ha. Good for us.

Craig's friend Mrs. Deirdre came to our house. For a nice breakfast with my family. 

She came on the not too dangerous train. For another party. A just for dinner party. Not for us. 

We had a very tasty breakfast. With our own made pie and lots of cheese. Cheese from Mister Nicastro's smelly cheese store. And coffees. Good for me. 

Everybody had breakfast. In the living room. Not in the dining room. I do not know why.

Even Emmet and Niamh were all up and fast awake. Because they could smell the own made pie. Ha.

Everybody talked and talked and talked. For a long time. I had a nice nap. 

Mrs. Deirdre brought Emmet a present. A giant picture of Vikings. From the scary Viking program. On the television. 

He will put it on the wall of his cosy bedroom. 

It will not be so scary in Emmet's bedroom. Because of the swords. And the canon. And the lots of comfy pillows. 

Things are not so scary when you have lots of comfy pillows. And a way big canon. It is known. Ha.

The nasty cold has still caught Niamh. She is just a little too hot today. Oh dear. 

After our tasty breakfast she watched all the programs about doctors. On her brand new computer. I helped her watch. 

I am a big help somebody is sick. Niamh told me. And Emmet too. Good for me. 

Emmet is way busy. Because he has a remember everything exam. All in Latin. Oh dear. 

This afternoon it was very sunny. It was a bit cold. My friend Jamie will like today. He is very fury. He does not get so cold. Even his feet. They are very fury too. I am not so fury. 

This morning I saw little bits of nasty snow. That is not right. I did not tell anyone. Good for me.