Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Five

It is Craig's go to his old friends breakfast Saturday.

So Zita and I took him all the way there. Up to the very busy street. So nobody got lost. 

Then we went for our big long walk. By ourselves. 

It was a blue sky everywhere day. But there were no sheep clouds. Oh well. 

Maybe Miss Maggie and Mister Shadow were having a holiday too. Maybe. 

Niamh went to our centre building to teach toe dancing early in the morning. 

But it is a no toe dancing holiday. Nobody told her. Oh dear.

So she went back to her comfy bed. For a new nap. Ha.

When Craig came home he had brand new for the television programs. From Mister Tom. 

Even one about nice dogs going on long walks in way far away England. Ha. That is good. 

At lunchtime Emmet went to watch his friends play the Irish hit everybody with the big wooden stick game. 

It is a very old game. But it is a silly game. It is known. 

Then he went out his his friends to drink Irish tea. And maybe his friends will drink beer too. Ha.

Zita brought him home. 

Because they played a bit far away. Across the bridge over our very big river. 

And it was all windy rain in the afternoon. Oh well. 

We are having a family party tonight. It is not a cheese party. 

It is the tasty treats on a stick party. Ha. That is a good party.

Mister Bill and Miss Ginny and Miss Bruna and Mister Lyndon are coming too. That is a good party. 

I helped Zita make the special very tasty dessert. 

With the cream whipped up like snow. And lots and lots of strawberries. On top. Ha. That is a good dessert. 

This morning Niamh got her new go fast bicycle up from the basement. To go to our centre building.

It was not my friend Mister Clifford. He is still having his vacation. 

Because he has a broken seat. Mister Clifford is very old. Like Craig. But he is way fast. Craig is not so fast. Ha. 

Last night we watched the detective from way far away Italy. 

He is an eat at tasty restaurants detective. Ha. 

He does not have a nice dog. Only a lady who makes his house neat and tidy. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Four

It is a beautiful day outside today.

Zita and I went for a very long walk this morning. All the way to the empty lake. 

And then we came home. 

I did not want to come home so much. 

Because it was beautiful everywhere. 

Then we had the special cross buns. I do not know why they are cross. Oh well.

I can not eat the cross buns. They are not for dogs treats. Oh well. Too bad for me.

But Zita made me my own toasts. Just for me. Ha. Good for me.

Craig said today is a holiday. It is not. 

It is a make the house squeaky clean day. 

You can not have nice naps on that day. 

Because everybody is very busy. With the noisy make the floors clean machine. 

And the make the dust go away machines. Oh dear.

Niamh had a very big sleep in today. She did not get all the way home until very late last night. 

And then she was as cold as tasty ice cream. 

Because she did not have enough warm clothes on. 

Only beautiful not very warm clothes. Ha. Too bad for her.

Today Emmet drove the black go fast car. With Zita. To practice drive the car some more.

Then Zita had to use the very scary make it windy outside machine. 

To make my side yard spic and span too. 

I could not help. It is too dangerous. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Zita even made our lovely patio neat and tidy. With the windy machine. 

Now there are no more of the not even a bit green leaves on the patio anymore. 

But there are beautiful flowers already in our own garden. 

Little blue flowers. I can see them. Ha. Good for us. 

There are lots of people on my street. And bicycles too. 

Because it is a holiday in all their houses. Maybe they are visiting all their friends. 

We went for a nice walk. With Craig too. Up to the busy street. 

Because it is a beautiful day today. We met my friend Jamie. And Professor Jill too. That was nice.

Then we came home. Ha. So we can have our tasty dinners. Good for us. 

Maybe we will watch something on the television tonight. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Three

It was a very nice day today. 

It was another early day. But just for the ladies. Ha. Good for us.

Zita and I went for a long nice walk. And Niamh went to her way early in the morning job. 

Then Zita went for a tasty breakfast with our friend Kathy. Ha. That is good.

So Craig had his too much coffee all by himself. 

Then we had more Scotsman cookies. Not toasts.

I like toasts more.

Because we always have toasts. Not Scotsman cookies. Too bad for me. 

Then my friend Emmet was all awake so he had a squeaky clean shower.

And put on all his very beautiful clothes and his special blue shoes. Ha.

Because today he had to go to his other university to get his special prize. 

And have a tasty lunch too. With lots of important people. Ha. 

He got two prizes. A big piece of paper and a big book. About way old way far away Ireland.

The rascal people from way far away Ireland gave Emmet the book. 

Because everybody wants to read his stories. 

The ones all about the way old Gods who used to live in way far away Ireland. 

They are not in way far away anymore. Maybe they all went on a nice vacation. 

To where it does not just rain all the time. Ha. That is good. 

Today Craig went to my nice hospital to get my tasty food. 

So I would not just starve away into nothing. Ha. That is good. 

Then Craig and Emmet came back to our house. 

I guarded the house all by myself. When they were all away. Ha. Good for me. 

Last night my friend Lee camevto my house. To get some fat books. All about the broken house war. 

Craig and Emmet have lots of those books. It is known. 

Tomorrow is a holiday. The remember when Mister Jesus went all the way to heaven holiday. 

That is when the silly bunny gives us chocolates. 

At night. When I am all fast asleep. I do not know why. 

Maybe the bunny is a friend of Mister Jesus. Maybe. Maybe Mister Jesus invented chocolate. Maybe.

Dogs cannot eat chocolate. 

We can eat lots of tasty green beans. Or all frozen hard peas. Ha. Good for us. 

We watched the detective with his own castle last night. We had chip too. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Two

I had another quiet nice day. That is good.

Quiet days are good. 

Because nobody gets into trouble on quiet days. Or they would not be quiet days. It is known. 

Craig had a little sleep in. When Zita and I went for our nice walk.

Then Craig and Zita had their too much coffee. We did not have toasts today. 

We had Scotsman cookies. Instead. I do not know why. 

The Scotsman cookies are tasty too. Ha. Good for me.

Then Zita went to her own door office. For all day again. Too bad for her. 

Emmet had a sleep in too. 

Because he was out at his very old food special dinner party until past my bedtime. Ha. 

Now he has to study for his remember everything exam in his not so very interesting class. 

It is not for a long time. So he had a nice sleep in. 

Craig had to read all about computers for our nice Queen.

Then we played catch the ball. A lot of times. 

Because it is not all nasty outside today. Just a very little bit of too much rain. That is good.

Zita went out for a nice dinner with her lady friends last night. 

So Craig and Niamh and even Miss Rima had the special very tasty bagel sandwiches. 

From Mister Kettleman's bagel store. Ha. I got bagel bits. 

Then Niamh and Miss Rima bought brand new go to the sandy beach bathing suits. 

They just looked at pictures on Niamh's fast computer and bought them. 

They are just the same. Ha. That is silly. 

Craig watched his new nearly a Viking program. On his flat computer. 

So I just had a nap on my comfy bed in the kitchen. I was a minding everybody dog last night. 

At our lunchtime we saw our nice friends with the very big truck. They waved at me. Ha. That is nice. 

They used to come to my house. To bring us all our nice newspapers. 

Now they go to another house. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita went to look at Craig's mothers new little apartment. It is right in the very next big building. 

Across the street from my favourite bank. Right on the busy street. 

Maybe she will see me get my giant treats. When we go to the bank. Maybe.

Craig says I have to go to the make me beautiful store. Very soon.

Because he says I am too furry. Maybe somebody will think I am a dangerous bear and shoot me. Oh dear. 

That is not very nice. Nobody would like that. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty One

I had a nice quiet day today. Ha. That is good.

It is a not very nice day outside. 

It is not very warm. Only all rainy just like way far away Ireland. 

Today is a get up early day. 

Even Craig was all awake before I took Zita for a nice walk. We did not go so far. 

Because of the all the time train.

So we had our toasts early today. And Craig and Zita had their too much coffees too. 

Then Craig drove Emmet to his other university. 

For his remember everything about talking like a Scotsman exam. 

Then they came home.

I was here guarding the house all by myself. Ha. Good for me.

Because Zita was at her own door office again. All day. 

Today is Emmet's eat very old time food dinner party. At his nice professor's house. 

It is not so far away. It is near the nice university. 

So Emmet had a nice walk. Even in the all the time nearly rain. 

Craig and I had a fat toasty peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. That is good.

Niamh and Miss Rima came to our house to make their tasty lunch. 

Just lots of vegetables. But no tasty green beans. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

I had extra toasts last night. With Craig and Zita in the big comfy bed. 

Before we went all fast asleep. Ha. That is good. 

There were not so many noisy make the streets spic and span machines on my corner today. That was good. 

I did not get into trouble at all. Ha. Good for me.

Our cheese party friends sent Emmet and Niamh happy Easter letters today. 

They always send them letters with beautiful pictures on all the special days. 

Because they are our friends. Good for us. 

Now we even have baby flowers in our beautiful garden. 

I can see them from my watching window. Ha. Good for us. 

We found my favourite red catching ball. Right where the baby flowers are. 

Maybe they will be red flowers. Ha. Those are good flowers. 

When Zita came home from the tired and sore store we went for our nice dinnertime walk. 

It was not very rainy at all. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty

It was Niamh's remember everything exam this morning.

Zita drove her to her nice university when we got back from our good morning walk.

It is nearly very warm outside today. That is good.

Then Craig and I looked out the watching window. Craig had his too much coffee by himself.

Because Zita had rascal ladies work to go to. Oh dear.

There were lots and lots of noisy scary clean the street machines everywhere today. 

And even the make the sidewalk cleaners too. 

Then they were all on my corner. At the same time. That is not right. 

They do not even care that I bark at them. That is not right.

Then I get in trouble for being a too much barking dog. 

Oh well. Too bad for me.

Then Craig went to the nice university to get Niamh. 

When her remember everything exam was all finished. That is nice. 

It was Niamh's last remember everything exam. Ha. That is good. 

I stayed here to help my friend Emmet make tasty treats. 

For a special dinner party. At his all about old the books Professor's house. 

All the tasty treats have to be just like the way old treats. 

All Emmet's friends have to make other tasty way old food too. Ha. That is silly.

I helped Emmet make the Scotsman cakes. They are just like hard porridge. Ha. 

We did not make so very many. 

So Emmet has to go to the Scotsman's store to buy some more. Ha. 

Craig and I had two tasty croissants for our lunchtime treat. I like croissants. 

Then Craig had to go to a meeting. 

Maybe his mother will go to a new little apartment. 

Where she can have more friends to talk to. Zita went too.

I stayed here to guard Emmet and Niamh. 

When Zita came home we were very busy. We had to go up to the busy street. 

To go to our nice bank. Because we had to give them real money. For the rascal ladies. 

I guarded all the money for the rascal ladies. Ha. 

I got the giant tasty treat. Only very polite dogs get tasty treats. Ha. Good for me.

When we came home it was very windy. The wind made my ears flap. Ha. That is good. 

I saw my friend Jamie and Professor Jill. Jamie only has very little ears. 

They do not flap at all. Too bad for him. 

We watched the from way far away England detectives last night. 

And we had special extra toasts. Right in the den. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Nine

We had a nice sleep in today. 

Because it is sleep in Sunday. Ha.

Zita did not even have to talk to any of the rascal ladies this morning.

Because all the very important meetings are all over. Ha. That is good. 

So Zita and I went for a long walk in the very beautiful outside. It was even a bit warm. Ha. 

Winter is all gone away again. That is good. I do not like the winter so much. 

Because of the way cold and the too much snow. 

This morning there were birds everywhere. Even some very big geese. 

They jumped up and scared Zita. But I was there. Ha. Too bad for them. They only scared me a little bit. 

When we came home we made real pancakes. 

Emmet and Niamh were even all fast awake. 

Because of the remember everything exams. They are studying as hard as can be. Oh dear.

Craig was watching the television.

Because today is the special day for all our very old soldiers. They won a famous battle in the war nobody wanted. 

But lots and lots died on the very big hill. 

Now we have a giant statue there. So everybody will remember them forever. Ha. That is good. 

It is even right near where all the very brave Bouvier dogs came from. 

Maybe they were big helpers for all the brave soldiers. Maybe. 

Then Zita went outside to make our front lawn all neat and tidy after all the too much snow.

And took away all our beautiful Merry Christmas time decorations. 

Because Merry Christmas time is all over. Oh well. And the snow is almost all melting away. 

I could not be a big help. Sometimes Zita says I am not so much of a big help outside. 

I do not know why. Oh dear.

Niamh has to go to a meeting this afternoon. At our centre. 

Because of her brand new important job. Ha. That is good. 

So she had to have a spic and span bath. Then Emmet had one too. Ha. 

Now they are all squeaky clean. 

Niamh's remember everything exam is tomorrow. Right in the morning. Oh dear. 

You should be all squeaky clean for your remember everything exams. It is known. 

I do not like exams so much. Oh well.

Miss Sandra came to our house this afternoon. 

She found a brand new never used even one time television for Emmet. 

So he can take to his far away university. Ha. That is nice. 

We watched the detective on the television last night. We had chips too. Ha. Good for us. 

But everybody stayed up too late. Way past our bedtime. That is not right. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Eight

Today is Craig's go to his old friends breakfast restaurant. 

So Zita and I took him. So he did not get lost and starve all away. Ha.

We went right up on to the busy street. 

Zita's friend who has the beautiful shoes store stopped to say hello. To me too. That is nice. 

Zita always buys his beautiful shoes. 

Then Craig found the old friends restaurant so Zita and I went for our long walk.

It is a very beautiful day outside. We were all covered by the best blue sky. All over. 

But it was not very warm. Oh well.

When we came home Zita had to go to the very important meeting. 

With all the rascal ladies. Even on a holiday Saturday. All day. 

And Zita had to talk to some rascal ladies on the telephone last night. 

When we were watching the nice detective. That is not right. 

It was even at our go to bed time. That is not right. 

Last night Craig and Zita and Emmet went up to the busy street. 

To a tasty food restaurant. For a tasty special dinner.

Because all of Emmet's at university classes are over. 

Then they all came home and had tasty chocolate cake. Ha.

I got peanut butter treats for guarding the house. 

Today we found another catching ball in the melting all away snow.

So Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times this afternoon. Then we had a tasty croissant. 

Craig is not a very good croissant eater. So I have to help him. 

He does not like the crunchy ends. So I always eat them for him. Ha. 

Emmet is studying for his talk like a Scotsman remember everything exam. 

Niamh and Lee were studying for Niamh's remember everything about people exam. 

Everybody is very busy. 

Zita said maybe she would not be home for our lovely dinner. 

Because of the very important meeting. Oh dear. 

So maybe Craig will talk to Mister Tony on the telephone. 

And then Mister Tony's friend will bring us very tasty pizzas. Ha. That is good. 

I like pizza bits too. 

Craig's hockey team even won today. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Seven

It is Craig's drive everybody everywhere day. 

But he did not have to.

Because my friend Niamh's all about people class is all over. So she had a sleep in. Ha.

And today was my friend Emmet's very last class at his other university. Ha. 

He went there and to his nice university for a long time. Maybe he is sad today. Maybe.

Now he will go to Mister Saint Francis's far away university. Oh dear. 

I will not like Emmet being far away.

I did not like it when Niamh was in her far away university. It is known. 

How can I make everybody all safe when they are not here. That is not right. 

It is hard being the best guarder dog when everybody is everywhere. It is known.

We did not have our toasts this morning. Too bad for me.

Because Craig drove Emmet to his other university. For the last time. 

Then Zita had to go right away to the rascal ladies office. 

She was even working last night. In bed. Past our bedtime. Oh dear. That is not right. 

And she has to be at their very important meeting all day tomorrow. 

Even on holiday Saturday. Oh dear. 

When everybody was away I guarded all fast asleep Niamh. Ha.

This morning the present man brought Craig a brand new book. 

Another story about the detective who lives in the city with no streets. 

They just have boats. And very tasty restaurants. Ha. 

That is a good city. They do not have noisy scary make the streets clean machines there. Ha. 

Now Emmet and Niamh have some remember everything exams. 

Then they will be all finished their university. Until summertime is all gone again. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I played catch the ball a lot. After lunch time.

We found some of my very lost catching balls. 

The noisy throw the snow away machine threw them away too. Oh dear. That was silly. 

Now the snow is all melting everywhere and Emmet found them for me. Ha. Good for us. 

Then I had a nice nap in the den. I had to mind Craig. When he was writing. 

Then I helped him look out my watching window. We are good helpers. Together. We had a not even for lunch toasty bagel. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh is working at our centre until late tonight. Making sure everybody is a nice person. Ha. 

Niamh should take me too. Then everybody would be nice all the time. 

We will watch the detectives from way far away tonight. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe Zita will have to do more rascal ladies work tonight. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Six

It is a nasty windy rain day today.

We did not go for our nice walk until after we had our toasts. And it was not so very rainy. 

Craig made the toasts. They were not too toasty today. Ha. That is good.

When we came home I was very soggy. Zita was too. 

She had to have a nice bath. So she would be all toasty warm. 

I stayed in the kitchen until I was as dry as a chip. Craig stayed there too. 

To keep me company and to read his interesting stories for our nice Queen. Ha.

Then Zita had to go downtown to her own door office. 

Because of all the very important meetings. 

My friend Emmet won another prize. His other university gave it to him. 

And even the government from way far away Ireland too. 

Because of all his very interesting stories about the old church people and the way old Gods. Ha. That is good.

I do not know what the prize is. Either does Emmet. Ha. That is silly. 

He has to go to his other university for a special give you prizes meeting. In the giant very old building. Ha. 

Even a rascal from way far away Ireland is going to be there. And Emmet's nice professors too. 

I cannot go. I think it is a not for dogs building. That is not very nice. 

There are even not for the go fast chair buildings. Oh dear. 

Even on our own busy street. That is not very nice. Oh dear. We do not buy things there. Ha. 

Now Niamh is very busy.

Because of all her jobs and studying for her remember everything exam. 

So now she is way tired. Oh dear.

My friend Niamh won the new job at our own centre for all the summer time. 

The win a job contest where they asked her lots and lots of questions. 

I would not like that so much. Maybe I would not like the questions. Maybe. 

Now she will be very busy all summer too. 

Craig and I had a toasty croissant for our lunch. It was an early lunch. 

Maybe we will have two lunchtimes today. Maybe. Ha. Good for me. 

Emmet had a cheese sandwich for his lunch. I got some. I like lunchtime. 

I was right. Ha. Craig had another toasty croissant. Later. I got croissants bits.

The very noisy and scary make the sidewalks spic and span machines were on my street today. Lots of times. 

I barked and barked at them. They did not hear me.

Because they are too noisy. That is not right. 

Craig will only have a very late dinner tonight. 

Because of Emmet's until late speak like a Scotsman class. 

It is his last Scotsman speaking class. Ha.

Maybe we will watch new detectives on the television tonight. 

After Craig and Zita have their dinner altogether. Ha. That is good.

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Five

All the ladies got up early today. 

Craig and Emmet did not. Ha. Too bad for them.

Zita and I had a nice walk. We went to the busy street. To our nice bank. 

But no nice people were there. The bank was not even a bit open. 

We had to get some real money from the machines. 

The machines do not give tasty treats to nice polite dogs. That is not right.

Zita says there should be a special treats for polite dogs buttons on the machines. Ha. That is a good idea. 

When we were all the way home Craig made the too much coffees. Zita made the toasts today.

So they would not be Craig's too toasty toasts. Ha.

Then she had to go right away to the rascal ladies office. For even more important meetings. Oh dear. 

Then Craig took Emmet to his not very interesting class at his other university. 

Then they went to the famous delicious bread store. And brought some home for our lunch.

I gust he house all by myself until Niaand Miss Rima came home. For their lunchtime.

They made the squished flat toasty sandwiches. Full of vegetables. Ha. 

I did not get some. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Tonight my friend Emmet is going to his last all about way old beer class. 

It is not at his nice university today. It is in a restaurant. 

Where they have all the different beers in the whole world. 

All his friends and the nice professor will be there too. Ha. That is a good class. 

It is even an Irish restaurant. Zita says they will have way tasty fish and own made chips. 

Because it is an Irish restaurant. So you have to have tasty fish and own made chips or nobody will go to your restaurant. Ha. That is good. 

Craig will drive Emmet to the restaurant. It is too far away to walk there all by yourself. 

I had a nice long nap today. On my comfy just for me bed. 

Then the nice spic and span house ladies came. To make our house squeaky clean. Ha. That is good.

You cannot have a nice nap when they are here. 

Because of the very noisy machines. Oh well. 

We ate all the chips last night. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Four

It is a not so very nice day outside. It is just full of cold rain. And wind. 

That is not right. Yesterday was just nice and beautiful. Now it is not. 

Weather is silly. It should just be the same. Weather should not be a surprise. It is known. 

Zita and I went for a soggy walk anyway. 

Then Craig and Zita and I had our tasty toasts. After I was all dry. 

Zita took Niamh to her nice doctor. After her very early in the morning job. 

Then they had a nice little lunch. Then Niamh went to her tired and sore store. 

Everybody has to see their nice doctor. 

To make sure that they do not just caught by the nasty make you sick cold. 

Or even maybe too sore head. Niamh had a too sore head. At the far away university. 

Sometimes Craig's head get all caught by the nasty cold and he has to put water in his nose. That is silly. 

I have a very nice doctor. He does not say to put water in my nose. 

He just gives special just for me tummy medicine. It is known.

Today is Emmet's at dinnertime talk like a Scotsman class. At his other university. Craig will drive him. 

Because of the way too much windy rain outside. 

After our peanut butter lunch I went downstairs to see my friend Emmet. 

Right in his big cosy bedroom. With all the books everywhere. And lots of televisions. On his big desk. 

He was reading some of his very fat interesting books. 

He was sitting in his very comfy leather chair. Ha. That is good.

It is my job to know where my family is. All the time. So I can be the best guarder dog in the world. 

It is good to have a nice job. With your family. 

We watched more of the detective with the castle last night. 

Because we had brand new chips. Ha. Good for us. 

Maybe we will watch even more tonight. Maybe. After out late dinner. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Three

I had a nice quiet day.

Because it was a busy day for everybody.

Zita and I had a very nice long walk.

Because it is a very beautiful day outside today. 

We did not see anybody.

Then Zita had to go to her own door office right away. 

Because of another very important meeting. 

She did not even have toasts with us. Or too much coffee. Oh dear.

Craig and I had a toasty croissant for our breakfast. Ha. 

Then Craig drove Emmet to his very last all about the old book class. 

Then Emmet and all his old book friends went to the nice for professors restaurant. 

For a tasty lunch. Altogether. They did not go to Mister Horton's little restaurant. Ha. That is good. 

He stayed there all day. At his nice university. Talking all about very old stories. 

Then Craig came home and drove Niamh to the tired and sore store. 

So she could be all tired when she went to her before dinnertime job. That is a silly thing to do. 

I just stayed here to guard the house. I watched everything out my watching window. Good for me. 

When Craig came home he had to read new stories for our nice Queen. Only a little today. 

We played catch the ball lots of times today. 

Because it was a very beautiful day outside. All day. That is good.

And we had toasty peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch. Ha. I always get the crunchy bits. Ha. Good for me. 

I did not get into trouble today. Ha. That is good. I had a big nice nap instead. 

Mister Ollie has his outside naps right behind our silver little car. I do not know why. 

Maybe he is guarding all the cars. Maybe. Oh well. 

I like to have my naps on my very comfy bed. 

Last night we watched the detective who has his own castle. And lots of fast horses. Ha. 

You have to have horses if you have a real castle. It is the rule. 

Because knights have to have beautiful horses and brave dogs. Or you cannot be a famous knight. 

Emmet told me so. Emmet knows all about the way old people. A long time ago. It is known.

Miss Rima had dinner at our house tonight. 

To help Niamh study for her important remember everything exam. 

We still have a bag of tasty chips. I saw them. 

Maybe we will watch the detective on the television tonight. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Two

It is sleep in Sunday. And everybody had a nice sleep in. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita went to the tired and sore store. So I had to mind Craig.

When we were all fast awake we looked at everything out my watching window. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita came home and we made the pretend pancakes from way far away France. Oh well.

Miss Lily and doctor Susan and Miss Ashley came to my front yard. With a brand new little dog. 

It was Miss Ashley's from Toronto dog. 

I barked at it. And got in trouble. I did not know the little dog. 

Maybe it will be a nasty dog. Maybe.

Craig said I was being a bully. Oh dear. That is not very nice. Oh dear. 

He should not say that. I was just trying to guard everybody. Oh dear. 

I knew a secret. I could not tell anyone. Not even my friend Jamie. 

Emmet won an important prize. Not just a nice piece of paper prize. It is a real money prize. 

To go to his new far away university.

Because everybody likes Emmet's stories all about the way old Gods. In way far away Ireland. Ha. That is good.

Now Emmet will be able to go to his new university and eat too. Ha. That is good. 

Last week he told me maybe I would have to share my own tasty food with him.

Or he would just starve all away. Oh dear. 

Now he can even have his own tasty treats. Maybe even sometimes Irish chicken. In his own very little apartment. 

In Mister Saint Francis's far away university. That is good.

He told all his nice professors. They were very happy too. It is an important prize. Ha. 

After our lunch Emmet went and got a brand new little picture. For his new little books. 

So he can go all over everywhere. All by himself. 

If you do not have the little with your picture inside books you can only stay at home. 

Zita and Emmet and Niamh have two books. Because they are Irish too. 

Craig only has one. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Dogs do not need little books so much. Because we have to stay at home to guard everything. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh was very busy today. Making her brand new telephone work. Telephones are not very good listeners. Oh dear. 

The special open all the way door broke. In the kitchen. Zita and I took it all off. Ha. Good for us. 

We have to find a special piece to fix it. Oh dear. 

Miss Lily came to visit me today. And Niamh too. They made milkshakes. Milkshakes are very noisy. Ha. 

Then everybody went to say goodbye for a long time to my friend Cara. Except Craig. He stayed here with me.

Cara is going to be a pretend Japanese person. Even in Japan. Until past the summer time. Oh dear. 

We watched the detective from way far away Italy last night. On the television. In the den. 

We had chips too. That is good. 

We did not watch my program from Mister Tom. Maybe we will watch it tonight. 

Maybe we will have chips. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty One

It is Craig's Saturday go to his old friends breakfast today.

He had to drive the silver little car. 

Because it was snowing last night when I was all asleep.

So Zita and I could not take him to the old friends restaurant today. Oh dear. I do not like that.

Zita and I went for a nice walk all by ourselves. 

After Zita drove my friend Niamh to her teach toe dance class. 

It was not so cold this morning. All the too much snow was melting everywhere. 

I was a bit too soggy when I got home. 

Last night we watched a nice program on the television. It was all about a little girl. 

She did not have a mummy or daddy anymore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

She had red hair just like my friend Niamh. And freckles too. 

So she went to live on a big farm with lots of trees and a very nice horse. 

And two people too. It was a good program.

Mister Tom gave Craig a program just for me. Ha. That is good. 

A program all about dogs. In a contest. In way far away England. Ha. That is good.

But I cannot bark at the television. Zita said so. Sometimes I am a too much barking dog.

I barked a lot this afternoon.

Because there was an all lost dog on my street. A big furry dog. 

Mister Bill and Zita went out to bring it to our driveway. I barked a lot. 

I did not know this dog. Oh dear. It was not a dangerous bite you all up dog. It was just a scared dog. 

Because it was very lost. And it was looking all over for its own house. But could not find it. 

Mister Bill found out where his house was. It was written on his collar. That is good.

I have my house on my collar too. And my telephone number. That is right. 

So Mister Bill took it back to its very own house. Now it is not lost anymore. That is good. 

Zita talked to Auntie Eileen this afternoon. For a long time.

Because our cousins are coming for a visit. In the beautiful summer time. 

To live in the basement with the brand new nearly very big television. Ha. That is good. 

The present man brought Niamh another new telephone. 

It was not broken at all this time. Ha. That is good. 

Zita and I went for a nice before our dinnertime walk. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch my program on the television tonight. Maybe. 

Or some from way far away detectives. 

Maybe we will have chips. I like chips. Sometimes they fall on the floor. Ha. That is good.