Wednesday, 15 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Two

Zita and I got up way early this morning. For our nice walk. In the sunshine. 

Then Zita had to go to her just all day long rascal ladies meeting. 

She had to go and get the tasty breakfast from the very special tasty sticky buns and fat bread store. Early. 

That is why we went for a nice walk before everybody was even a bit awake. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. Even before the too much coffee. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh is a little sad today. It is her very last dance class at her dance a lot school. 

It is all her friends last class too. With her very favourite dance a lot teacher Mrs. Madame. Oh dear. That is sad. Oh dear.

Maybe all the dance a lot ladies will have a sleepover. That is what they do when they are sad. Oh well.

Craig and I had a toasty bagel for our breakfast. 

Then he had to read some stories for our nice Queen. 

I had a nice nap. Outside. On my nice cool flat stones. Ha. Good for me. 

Emmet did not have to go to his nice university today. He had to stay home and study. For his remember everything exams. And make lots of Irish tea. 

You can only study a lot if you have lots of Irish tea. It is known. 

And he went for a nice walk. Even in the a bit too hot. 

When you are full up to the top because of studying you have to have nice walks. 

So you head will not be way too heavy with all the interesting stories. And you just fall right over. Oh dear. 

That is why people study at their desks. So if they fall over they can just have a nice nap. It is known.

Craig and I had a fat peanut butter sandwich for lunch. Then we went out and sat in the side yard. In the very bright sunshine. 

Craig was reading a very big book all about two men who steal famous swords. For lots of money. 

Then we were just too very hot. 

And we came in to my nice not hot house. Ha. Good for us. I had a nice nap. 

Doctor Susan came to my house to borrow our gold big car. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Maybe her cars are all broken. Oh dear. Maybe. 

She should tell Mister Mike. He has a fix your car all up store. 

He always fixes our cars. Even a very long time ago. That is good. 

Miss Lilly is going to come to my house tonight. After our dinner. So Craig and Emmet can help her with the all about long long time ago stories. That is good. 





Tuesday, 14 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty One

It was a very beautiful day. Just a little hot. With lots of fat clouds. 

Zita and I had a nice walk. Before she drove Niamh to dance a lot school for her remember everything exam.

I stayed with Craig. Because he had a not very good tummy. He even stayed in bed. I kept him company. Right on the big bed. 

It is good to have company when you are not just all right. It is known. 

When I had my sore foot operation Craig and Zita stayed with me all the time. So I was not even scared at all. That was nice. 

Craig and I did not play catch the ball until way late. Because he was all fast asleep even until our lunchtime. 

Then he made the coffees and we played catch the ball.

Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies. The rascal ladies are having an important meeting tomorrow. For an all day meeting tomorrow. With tasty food too. From the too expensive food store. 

We had only a little bit of toast for our lunch. Because of Craig's tummy. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

We watched the football game last night. It was the same football game from up on my busy street. Ha. That is silly.

There were cars parked everywhere on my streets last night. Oh well. 

Craig's team even won. Ha. 

Last night Zita got thank you very much secret presents from all the nice people at our little newspaper. That was nice. 

Craig had to call people for our nice Queen but they were not home. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

Tonight is Emmet's stay at the university until late night. For his favourite class. The one all about way way old inventions. 

He has to have his dinner first. So he will not be late for his interesting class. 

We had pizza last night. From the special very tasty pizza restaurant. 

Emmet will have used pizza tonight. It is his favourite. Ha. I like pizzas too. I always get little pizza bits. Ha. Good for me. 

A nasty man killed a whole bunch of people. We saw it on the television. Just because he did not like them dancing with all their friends. Oh dear. 

That is not right. Dancing is nice. Oh dear. Oh dear. Niamh dances all the time. Even toe dancing. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Now there are lots and lots and lots of very sad people. Even all their families. And their friends. And all their dogs too. That is not right. 

It was not here. It was a bit far away. 

I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight. When everyone is fast asleep. 

Maybe he can lend the poor people some nice dogs to keep them company. 

Until their own dogs come to Heven to find them. And be their own company forever.  Ha. That is a good idea. Ha. Good for me. 



Monday, 13 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty

We did not get up way early today.  That was nice. I have a very comfy bed. 

Zita and I had a nice walk. It was not even a little bit hot. That was good.

We had giant crunchy toasts when we were home. Good for us. And we played catch the ball. Two times. Ha. And Craig and Zita had more too many coffees. 

Today was Niamh's last go to dance a lot school Monday. Oh dear.

Zita drove her in the black go fast car. 

Now the gold big car lives on the street. Right in front of our house. I can see it right out my watching window. Everyday. 

It is the best car for driving practice. Zita told me. Because it is a bit old. And will not mind little bumps so much. Because it is very big. Like me. Ha.

Craig said my friend Niamh could not ever forget me. Not even a little bit. Because I am her very best dog. That is good.

Craig said I should not worry. Oh well. 

He said Niamh is even worried I will not remember her. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not all right.

Dogs never forget their very best friends. It is known. 

I would never forget my friend Niamh. Or Zita. Or Emmet. Or Craig. It is known. They are my own friends forever.

Craig said Niamh can see me on her fast computer. Even when she is at her very far way university. That is good. 

Maybe I can show her my own catching ball. Or my orange special toy. On our little flat computer. When she is far away. 

I only show nice people my special orange toy. When they come to visit my house. Only if Craig and Zita say they are nice people. 

Craig is a little bit sad today. His long time ago boss died. Last night. 

Craig said she was a very nice lady. She lived just beside the Niamh's too much money for coffee store. 

Just right in our own neighbourhood. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

Zita was all busy with the rascal ladies on the phone today. 

I was a big help. I was as quiet as a comfy pillow. Ha. Good for me.

Emmet is still busy studying. For his nice university. 

Studying takes a long time. And is very hard. It fills your head all up. With important stories. It is known.

We watched two of Mister Tom's new programs last night. Until we were just all too sleepy. Then we went to our comfy bed.  


Sunday, 12 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Nine

We only had a little sleep in today.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. I was not so tired today. 

Zita said I was not tired. I was just stubborn. Oh well.

Zita went and got Niamh from Miss Courtney's house. She had a another because dance a lot school is nearly all over forever sleep over. 

Zita had to go before we had our coffees. Oh dear. 

We do not have tasty toasts if we do not have coffees. Too bad for me. 

Then Zita and Niamh went to Mister Horton's tasty donut store. For breakfast. 

They did not bring Craig and Emmet back even one little donut. Oh dear. 

Craig and Emmet will just all starve away. They do not eat so often. 

They should eat just like me. Whenever you can. Ha. Good for me. 

It is not so nice outside today. Craig had to put his comfy fuzzy shirt on. 

So he would not be just frozen. That is not right. It is not winter. That is not right.

Zita and Niamh had to find all her interesting classes for her new far away university. Oh dear. 

What if Niamh forgets all about me. Her friend Miss Poppy. When she is far away at her new university. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Maybe when she comes home she will say who is the big black dog in my house? Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not right. 

I will not forget my friend Niamh. It is known. Dogs never forget their family. It is known. 

Zita made own made tasty muffins this afternoon. With bananas. I love bananas. 

Sometimes I get little pieces when we own make muffins. 

Craig made Niamh's story all beautiful. Before he had his muffin. That is good.

Zita will make the story be neat and tidy. That is good. 

Craig had to watch the little go very fast cars on the television. So he ate is muffin in the den. 

I do not watch the little go very fast cars. They are not so interesting. Oh well. 

Emmet is all finished his not so very big story. For his not so very interesting class. That is good. 

Now he has to study for his remember everything exams. I do not like exams so much. It is known. 

We went for a nice before dinner walk. But there was a nasty big dog who ran at Zita. I gave it my very fierce growl and my fiercest very loud bark. It ran away. 

Zita yelled at it too. It was a nasty dog. I do not know why some dogs are nasty. Oh well. 

Zita said I was very brave. That is true.

Mister Bill and Mrs. Ginny are going to way far away Ireland tomorrow. 

They will see all our cousins too. And Zita's father. So they will not get all lost forever. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch some not scary programs on the television tonight. That would be nice. Maybe. 

Saturday, 11 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Eight

I did not go for a nice walk today.

Zita went all by herself. Without me. Because I had a sleep in. 

I did not want to go for a walk. It was not so nice outside. It was nearly just all raining. 

When Zita came home I was still all fast asleep on the bed. Craig too.

But then Craig did not go for a nice walk to his old friends breakfast. Craig and Zita and I always go for the old friends breakfast nice walk.

He just went in the silver little car. Because of the rain.

So I could not go on the nice walk with him. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Zita and I always go with Craig to his breakfast. So he won't just get lost. 

I was a bit upset. I told Zita and Craig that we had to go on our walk. Or Craig might get lost. 

They did not listen to me so well. Oh dear. Oh dear.

He did not get lost. But I did not get to go on my nice walk. 

Zita said it was my fault. Because of my big sleep in. That was not very nice. Oh dear. 

Then Zita had to go shopping. I had to guard the house by myself. Because Niamh and Emmet were still all fast asleep. Oh dear. 

They did not go for nice walks either. Oh dear. To bad for us. 

Niamh is very busy writing a long story for her school. I guarded her in the living room. On the very comfy rug. 

Emmet is studying for the remember everything exams. At his university. 

He was just downstairs in his cosy bedroom. I guarded him too. From upstairs. Ha. 

Last night I went all the way down the scary basement stairs. To get my special just for me catching ball. 

It fell all the way down the stairs. But nobody saw it. Just me. 

I found it all by myself. My friend Emmet did not have to help me at all. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita went to the only sell you giant food store. She bought lots and lots of way tasty cheese. 

It is not for us. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

It is just for Miss Ashley's before you get all married party. I can not go. Or Craig. Or Emmet. Just Niamh and Zita. That is not right. Oh dear. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk this afternoon. I was not even a bit tired. We had a long walk. Good for us. 

Zita is going to an outside dinner. Tonight. With lots of the rascal ladies. 

I can not go. It is a not for dogs outside dinner. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Craig and Emmet and I will have a nice dinner. All by ourselves. 

Maybe we will have Mister Tony's tasty pizza. Maybe. I always get tasty pizza bits. Good for me. 




Friday, 10 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Seven

We had another not so very hot day.  That is good.

Zita and I went for a nice walk before we had our toasts. We had lots of toasts today. That was good.

Then Zita had to talk to the rascal ladies. But there was no one to talk to. Oh dear.

Zita drove Emmet to his nice university. 

Then she drove Niamh and Georgi to the make your beautiful special dress just not way too long store. Ha. That is good.

Niamh and Georgi had to take the smelly bus to dance a lot school. To go to their favourite dance a lot class. After lunchtime. 

Craig and Zita went for a little drive in the new go fast black car. 

Because Craig can drive now. All by himself. 

They brought Emmet home from his not so interesting class. 

Then they went out to do interesting things. And get milk for the too much coffees.

I guarded Emmet. He had to study for the remember everything exams at his nice university. 

Craig says the go fast car talks to you. All by itself. That is silly. Cars should not talk to you. 

Our other cars do not talk to you. That is good. 

There is even a special button in the car. If you push it you can ask people questions. 

Maybe you can ask where you can find tasty treats for very nice dogs. Maybe. Ha. That is a good button. 

Craig watched the hockey game on the television last night. Me too. His team won. Ha. 

Craig's teams do not win way often. Too bad for him. 

Niamh is going to work tonight. At our nice big community centre. 

She has to take care of dancing people. Until way late at night. She gets even free pizza. Ha. And real money too. Ha. That is good. 

Then she can go to the too expensive coffee store. Again. 

Thursday, 9 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Six

We had everybody for our tasty dinner last night. Mister Paul and Miss Georgi and Miss Courtney were all here. At the same time. 

And everybody talked for a long long time. And laughed.

All the toe dance remember everything exams are all over. Forever. Niamh was not even a bit nervous. That was good.

Miss Georgi and Miss Courtney had a sleepover last night. In our house.

Miss Courtney had to make Niamh's room all neat and tidy. So there was even a bit of room for the sleepover. 

They found lots of things and were all lost forever. Ha. That was good. 

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. It was not even a bit too warm. 

Then Zita had to go for a meeting where you eat your breakfast too. Way downtown. 

Yesterday there was a giant hole way downtown. It happened all by itself. Nobody dug it at all. Even a car was inside the hole. Oh dear. 

Now there is no road. Just a giant hole. That is not right. 

Craig had to have his too much coffee all by himself this morning. Then we had croissants. 

They were not so tasty. They were old croissants. Craig did not put them in the toasts machine. Oh well.

Zita came home when Emmet was just all wide awake. Because it was lunchtime.

Emmet put a tasty bagel in the toasts machine. For his lunch. 

The toasts machine made a very load noise. I jumped right up. I was even a bit scared. 

But my friend Emmet said it was just the toasty machine bagel noise. That is good. 

Maybe I was all fast asleep. Maybe. 

Then Zita go had to help the new lady give everybody our nice newspapers. So she can know how to put them all in the right big piles. 

The big truck took them to her house. Not ours. That is good. 

Now I do not have to share my side yard with all the newspapers. 

Tonight is Emmet's favourite class. All about every interesting way way old things. And people too. 

He does not come home until late. 

Zita and her friend Wendy are going out for tasty desserts tonight. They went to Mister Saint Paul's university. 

Zita will drive Emmet. Or maybe Craig. I will wait for everybody. It is my best job. 


Wednesday, 8 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Five

We had to get up way early this morning. Craig did not get up so early. Ha. 

Zita had to drive Niamh and Miss Rowan to dance a lot school. 

For another remember everything exam. Or dear.

Maybe Niamh will not be way too nervous today. Maybe. Oh dear.

We had giant crunchy toasts this morning. After our very fast walk. Good for us

Craig had to talk to lots of people on the telephone today. For a long long time. 

I had to be way quiet. So I would not scare any of the government people. With a very fierce bark. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

He had to talk to them for our nice Queen. And read lots of not so interesting stories the government sends him. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Then the nice ladies came to my house today. To make it all spic and span. That is good. 

Later Craig and I played catch the ball when they used the very noisy cleaning machine. That is good. 

They forgot to put my comfy bed back. Oh dear.

Craig did not forget. That is good. I like my comfy bed. 

It is very near the refrigerator. Where the tasty lettuce treats live. And even our own made green beans. But not just now later. Ha. 

Then Craig got Emmet. He was at his not so very interesting class today. 

They do not even talk about way old things in this class. Not even about the Punics. Or elephants. Oh well. 

Last night my friend Jamie came to my house. So professor Jill could talk to Emmet all about nice universities. 

Jamie and I did not go for a nice walk. Oh well. We had just a little visit. Too bad for us. 

Mister Paul came to our house today. For a tasty dinner. With us. 

Before dinner Craig and Mister Paul went to the special store. To bring our gold big car all home to our house. That is good. 

Craig and Zita brought the black go fast car home last night. Now Craig can drive it too. That is good. 

I have my own special cover. So I can sit in the car. And be all safe. But I am still too loud. Oh well. Too bad for me. 


Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Four

We had a quiet day.

Zita and I went for an early nice walk. Then we had big fat crunchy toasts. 

Niamh and Miss Lilly went to dance a lot school on the awful smelly bus. 

Because Craig and Zita took the go fast back car to the special store. So Craig can drive it. 

I guarded the house while they were away. All by myself. 

My friend Emmet was all fast asleep. Ha. I got peanut butter treats. 

Emmet did not get even one treat. Ha. Too bad for him. He was way too fast asleep. 

Today is Niamh's last remember everything toe dance exam. 

She bought brand new toe dance shoes. Yesterday. At the special just for dancers store. On our busy street. 

Because today everything has to be all perfect. Even your shoes. And your hair has to be all gued together. On your head. Oh dear. I would not like that. 

She was very nervous this morning. When she went to her dance a lot school. Oh dear.

After school today she and Zita have to to the the lady who makes you beautiful special dresses just right. 

So your feet do not trip on your beautiful dress and you fall right down and hurt your bottom. Oh dear. 

Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies. Again. I kept her company. Right on her feet. So they would not get cold.

It was not a so very warm day. Oh well. 

Craig had to read more for our nice Queen. I did not have to help him. 

Our friend Mister Bill came to our house after dinner time. To talk to Craig and Zita about his trip to way far away Ireland. 

So he will not get all lost. And captured by all the sheep. 

There are lots and lots of sheep in Ireland. And they live in the middle of the road. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Mister Bill wants to see just the nice people in way far away. Not just the way way old castles. Like Craig and Emmet. 

Maybe he is scared of ghosts. Maybe. I am not afraid of ghosts. Too bad for them. 

Niamh was too nervous today. She did not like her toe dance remember everything exam so much. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Miss Rowan came to our house for a sleep over. And dinner. And to make Niamh feel all better. That is nice. 

Monday, 6 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Three

I took my friend Zita for a nice long walk this morning. 

Because it is a way beautiful this morning. All sunny and not too even a bit too hot. 

My friend Niamh had nasty headache today. She had to stay in her comfy bed. Until nearly lunchtime. 

Then Craig drove her to her dance a lot school. Because she is very busy at her school. 

Niamh's dance a lot school is almost all finished. Oh dear. 

Now lots and lots of years of dance a lot school are nearly all done. Forever. 

She has a toe dance remember everything exam tomorrow. It is her last toe dance exam. Oh dear. That is sad. 

I do not like sad. Sad is not good for people. It is known. 

That is my job. To make my people not even sad at all. Good for me. 

Zita was very busy today. With lots of important rascal ladies meetings. On the telephone. 

I had to be very quiet. So no one would know I was here guarding my friend Zita. 

Then Emmet went to have a tasty lunch with professor Jill. 

My friend Jamie and I could not go. It was a not for dogs restaurant. Even very polite dogs. Just like me and Jamie. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

They had to talk all about Emmet's next university. The far away one. Beside the ocean. Oh dear. 

Emmet does not like the ocean. Because of the giant whales I think. Or the nasty eat you all up sharks. Oh dear. 

He should not go there. He should go a new university in the way high mountains. There are no giant whales in the way high mountains. It is known. 

When everybody was away I stayed here to guard my friend Zita. And all the house. Ha. Good for me. 

When Craig came home Zita had to go way downtown to get important stuff. For the rascal ladies. 

After our dinner Craig and Zita took the gold big car to the special store. That is where they make the car so Craig can drive it.

Tomorrow they will take the new go fast black car there too. So Craig can drive it too. That is good.

Last night we watched a scary program Mister Tom gave us. I did not watch it. 

I do not like scary things so much. So I had a nice nap with Craig and Zita in the den. To guard them. 

Then we all went to the cosy bedroom so we could go all fast asleep. On the big comfy bed. That is good. 


Sunday, 5 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Two

We had little sleep ins today. Everybody. Not just Craig.

Zita and I did not go for our nice walk this morning. Because it is all windy rain. Lots and lots of rain.

Zita said the farmers needed the lots of rain. So all the tasty food will grow. And we can buy it. 

When the nice farmers come to the lots of tents for farmers place. In the windy place where all the new stores live. 

That is where we go to get tasty giant treats at my nice bank. Only very polite dogs get treats. Like me. Ha.

Niamh had to get up early today. Too bad for her. It was a practice day for her new job. In the summer. 

She is going to teach little dancers again. Ha. They gave her brand new tshirts. It says Glebe on them. 

Because that is our neighbourhood. Right here. Where I live. 

Miss Robin is going to be there too. But not teaching dance a lot. They came back to our house. To watch movies on Niamh's computer. 

Niamh has three classes. To teach. They are all ready all full up. To the very top. Ha. 

That is good. Now Niamh can have lots of real money when she goes far away to her new university. 

I do not think she should go so far away. Right beside the giant ocean. The one that is all full up with whales. Oh dear. 

How can I get her all wide awake if she is not here. In her own comfy bed. Oh dear. 

She will be late all the time. Oh dear. 

A lady came to my house so Zita could teach her more. All about how to give the newspapers to all the nice people. 

It took a very long time. I had a nice nap on the comfy rug. In the living room. 

Then Zita and I had a nice little walk. After lunchtime. When there was no lots of rain. Ha. 

So we would not get all soggy. I only had to stay in the kitchen for a little while. When we came home. That is good. 

Zita had to clean up flowers. The ones that just fell over. Because of the lots of rain. I could not help. Oh well. 

Emmet finished his not very long story. So now he can have a nice nap. 

Craig will look at it. And make the words beautiful. That is what fathers do. It is known. 






Saturday, 4 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty One

It was a hot day. Even the the morning. Before toasts. 

So we only went for a little walk. Because I was a too hot dog.

Mister Paul came over. He did not have toasts with us today. Oh well. 

Craig and Paul went to the old friends breakfast. Together. So they would not just get lost. And I would have to go find them. Ha. Good for me. 

Because they are just way old. Even Paul. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Then Zita and Doctor Susan had to go shopping again. Because of the wedding. They went in the go fast black car. 

I stayed here in the nice not even a bit hot house. So I could guard Emmet. Good for me.

When Craig and Paul came home Paul looked at all our brand new beautiful lights. Right in the ceiling. 

He wants lights just like ours. But not here. In way far away England. 

Then he borrowed the gold big car. So he could get his daughter Miss Caroline at the aeroport. 

They are going to have a tasty dinner with us tonight. Ha.

Craig had a sick tummy this afternoon. Oh well. 

I get sick tummies when I just eat the berries from our beautiful trees. Then I get in trouble. And have a sick tummy too. Too bad for me.

Then Craig drove Emmet to the museum. Because of the way too hot. 

Emmet took pictures of the all dead animals. Behind the glass walls. 

Even the giant dangerous polar bears and the very furry must be an ox. For his nice university stories. I do not know why. 

When they came home I kept Craig company in the den. Because of his sick tummy. 

It is nice to have friends when you are a bit sick. It is known. 

My friend Niamh is going to take care of the little dancer girls tonight. After our tasty dinner. For real money. 

Because she does not have any money at all. And can not even go to the too much money for coffees store. Ha. Too bad for her. 


Friday, 3 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty

It was a beautiful day. Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. 

Not a fast walk today. Just a little nice walk.

I had a very nice walk with my friend Jamie last night. That is good. 

When we got home this morning we had toasts. With Craig. And coffees too. 

Craig did not have a sleep in today. Ha. To bad for him.

Then Paul came a visit. To our house. From way far away England. To visit his friends. Even us. Ha. Good for us.

He had some more too much coffees with Craig and Zita. 

Tomorrow he is going to come for a cook the tasty food outside dinner. Here. With us. That is good. Maybe we will have cheese. Ha.

He is going to the old friends breakfast tomorrow. With Craig. To see his old friends. That is good. 

Zita had to go to another rascal ladies lunch today. Way downtown. 

Then Craig went and got Emmet from his not so very interesting class at his nice university. 

So I guarded the house all by myself. 

When Emmet got home he went to the little store. Down on the little street. 

It is the street where Zita go for our walks. When it is a way too hot day. 

There are lots of very big trees on that street. So it is not so hot. That is good. 

Emmet went to get his very favourite ice tea. Because is was all hot again after lunchtime.

Craig and I played catch the ball when it was not too hot at all. That is good. 

Niamh and my friend Zoe went to the other people's house beside the very big lake. 

After school today. With the dance a lot friends. 

Zita said the mosquitos will eat them all up. Oh dear. That is not true. Mosquitos are not so big. 

I can catch mosquitos and nasty flys. Craig says I am the Catcher of the Flys. That is silly.

Emmet said it was a silly book. Oh well. I did not read it. 

I can not read. Oh well. But I can catch nasty flys. Ha. Good for me. 

Books can not catch nasty flys. 

Zita and I went to our nice give polite dogs treats banks. For our nice walk. That is good. I get giant treats. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and Zita and Emmet are going out to a tasty food restaurant tonight. 

I will guard the house. And get more treats. Ha. Good for me. 


Thursday, 2 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Nineteen

Zita and I got up early. For our nice walk.

It is not so nice today. Just all gray and windy rain. 

Craig did not get up until late. He had a sleep in. Oh well.

Miss Georgi slept here last night. Because she and Niamh were out until late. 

Craig was even still all asleep when they went to the dance a lot school. On the smelly bus. 

When Craig got up we did not have any more coffee for our good morning coffees. Oh dear. 

No coffees. Oh dear. 

If we do not have coffees we can not even have our tasty toasts. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Zita went in the go fast car to Mrs. Miriam's very tasty coffee and lots of treats store. Right on our busy street. 

Mrs. Miriam is Zita's friend. She has a little just her own coffee store. 

It is not the way too expensive coffee store. That is only where my friend Niamh goes. When she has real money. Ha. 

But Mrs. Miriam has way better tasty coffees and lots of very tasty own made treats. Ha. That is good. 

When Zita came home with the brand new coffees she even had Scotsman's tasty scones. 

For our breakfast. Instead of toasts.

Craig gave me only a very little bit of tasty Scotsman's scone. So I would not have a sick tummy. Oh well. 

This afternoon a man came and painted marks all over my corner. I did not like that. 

It is my corner. Not his. Oh dear.

Then Mister Nick came and made the front of our house spic and span with his noisy machine. 

And Mister Tom came to bring us more brand new programs for our television. All from way far away. That is good.

He had tea with us. I guarded everybody. Ha. We were very busy today. Good for me.

This afternoon Emmet had a spic and span bath. Just like the house. 

But not with Mister Nick's noisy machine. He was just in the bathtub. 

It is Emmet's stay until late night at his university. He had used hamburgers from last night. For his dinner. 

My friend Jamie came to see me. So we could go on our nice walk together. With Zita and Professor Jill too. 

That was nice. I have not seen Jamie for a long time. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch Mister Tom's new programs tonight. Maybe. Ha. Good for us.



Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighteen

We had a very quiet day in my house. Me too.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. In the very early. It was not even a little bit hot. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita had to go to lots of important meeting. All dressed up meetings. All day.

Then Niamh went to her dance a lot school. On the smelly big bus.

We did not even have toasts for our breakfast. Because Zita was gone away. To the important meetings. 

Craig had a giant sticky bun. A not for dogs sticky bun. Oh well. Too bad for me. Oh well. 

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. That is good. 

Then Craig had to read more government stories. For our nice Queen. 

I had a very nice nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen. 

Emmet was all fast awake this morning. 

Because he had to go to his nice university. For his not way so interesting class. Oh dear. 

Craig drove him in the silver little car. Then Craig came home. 

We had a toasty peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. Then we played catch the ball again. 

When we went out it was nearly hot outside. Again. Oh well.

At lunchtime Zita had a meeting with Miss Megan. She used to live on my street. She is very fierce. 

Then she moved just a little bit away. She has a very old dog. It is not so very big. It is her favourite. 

She is the rascal ladies lawyer. She likes dogs. A lot. That is good. 

Then Craig had to read even more just for government stories. Oh well. 

Government story are not so interesting. They do not have any real Vikings. 

Craig said they only had pretend Vikings. And no swords. Oh well. 

I just had a nap on my comfy duvet. On the big bed. Where I can see him just reading in the den.

He brought Emmet home. Then it was very hot again. 

Craig and Emmet have sore arms because of the fast shots. Oh dear. Too bad for them. 

I did not get the fast shots. I am all ok. That is good. 

Craig put the make the house all nice and cool machine on. So I could have a comfy nap.