Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Four

It is a quiet day.

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. 

But I got stick to you snow all over my legs. Little snow balls all over. I did not like that so much. 

Zita helped me to take them all away. With nice warm water. That is good. 

Niamh is not here. It is too very quiet when she is not here. She is still in not so far away Montreal. With the dance a lot friends.

She is coming home only tomorrow. Not today. Oh dear. That is not right.

They are only eating thin thin pancakes and chocolate. I do not know why. Niamh sent us a picture. 

They must be not so much money pancakes. Because they are not so fat. Our tasty own made pancakes are very fat. Ha. Too bad for Niamh. 

Zita had to go to the special restaurant. It is a secret restaurant. It is for a rascal ladies meeting. It is in a giant building. Way downtown. 

I could not go. Or Craig. It is an only if you wear a tie restaurant. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Emmet was busy reading all about the way far away ocean. For his nice university. 

Emmet does not have any ties either. Just tshirts. With pictures of the way old Gods on them. Oh well. 

Craig and I had peanut butter sandwiches for lunch. 

Craig is not so good at making peanut butter sandwiches. He always makes them too big. Then I have to help to eat them all up. Ha. Too bad for him.

He found the nasty man. In his other book. Now he is fighting scary Vikings again. Oh dear. 

Maybe there are monsters in this book. There were monsters on the new Viking program on the television. They were scary.

Craig told me there were no real monsters. They were just on the television. 

He said some people were like monsters but on the inside. I knew that. Dogs know when the outside and inside of people is all different. 

I saw one of them when Zita and I were on a nice walk. A long time ago. 

I gave him my very special bite you all up fierce growl. He went fast away. Ha. That is good. It is my job to know those things. It is known.

We will watch the nice detectives on the television tonight. It will not be scary. So I can have a nice nap on the comfy rug. In the den. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Three

This morning my friend Niamh went on a big bus. To go to not so far away Montreal. With her dance a lot friends. To see another nice university.

They are going to stay at a not so much money hotel. Because they do not have so much money. 

They cannot go to the too much money coffee store. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Craig took Emmet to his nice university. Zita and I were way busy with all the rascal ladies. 

Then Zita went for a nice lunch with professor Jill. Jamie and I did not go. They went all by themselves. Without us. Too bad for us. 

Maybe they will get all lost. Then Jamie and I will have to find them. Maybe. 

We had blowing all around snow today. Not way too much. That is good. 

Craig got Emmet from his nice university this afternoon. I guarded the house all by myself. 

The present man brought us a brand new program for the television. All about people who live in a giant house. A long time ago. 

We have the other programs. Not this one. The nice people have a dog. That is why it is a good program.

Niamh sent me pictures of her nice hotel. On the brand new flat computer. The room is very big. It has two rooms. One room is an all round room. Because it is in a tower. 

It is not a castle. Just a old hotel. There are only scary ghost in castles. In way far away. That is good. 

She is going to have to sleep there tonight. She will not be in her own comfy bed. Oh dear. I do not like that so much. 

We are going to have the tasty food that Niamh does not like for our dinner. Because Niamh is not here. Ha. Good for us.

Craig and I had croissants for our lunch. Two of them. I got the crunchy ends. Ha. Good for me. I like croissants. 

Last night Craig and Emmet watched a scary Viking program. With monsters. Oh dear. I did not watch. Too bad for them. 

Then we watched the old detectives. All of us. Me too. It was not scary. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Two

We had a busy day.

Niamh had to go to her school way early this morning. Because of the remember everything exam.

And Miss Lilly too. Zita drove them.

When she came home we had our coffees and toasts. 

Then doctor Susan came over. Because she slipped on the slippy sidewalks. Right on her bottom. And hurt her arm. Oh dear. 

We gave her a bag of cold ice. To make her feel all better. Good for us.

I helped Zita move our gold big car. Lots of times. Good for me. 

Then Craig had to drive Emmet to the not so far away cow farm. For his nice university. 

They went to see all the nice animals. The cows and the sheep and the very fat pigs. Even the giant horses. 

I saw the giant horses right on my street one day. They had a big wagon. All full up with people. Looking at our pond. Ha.

Emmet went there for his class all about they way old people and animals. 

Some people never saw an all still alive real animal. They just saw them on the television. 

On television big animals are very small. And they do not smell at all. On the television. That is silly. 

Craig waited for him. 

Zita was way busy with the rascal ladies and the far away computers. She had to talk to everybody. Twice. Oh dear. I helped. 

We were too way too busy for our nice walk until after lunchtime.

Craig and I had two peanut butter sandwiches for lunch. 

Then Zita and I went for our walk. We were very careful. It is very way too slippy outside. 

We will only have one nice walk today. Because it is too slippy outside.

And we might fall on our bottoms. Like doctor Susan. Too bad for her. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety One

It was a not so busy for me day today. Because everybody else was busy. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Niamh did not have to go to her school because of the remember everything week. She has her exam tomorrow.

Zita took Emmet to his nice university. It is his early in the morning day. Then she went for a tasty breakfast with her friend Kathy.  

Niamh did not even wake up early. I had to get her all awake. All by myself. Ha. It is an easy job. 

Then Niamh and I went for a walk. Not a short walk today. It is not even cold today. Ha. But it is a soggy dog day. Oh well. 

At lunchtime Craig drove Niamh to her new nice Doctor. Because now she is old. Too bad for her. It is the same nice Doctor Emmet has. And Craig too. 

When they were all gone I guarded the house. All by myself. 

But Craig forgot to give me my special just for guarding the house by myself big peanut butter treat. Oh dear. 

He left it on top of the stove. I could even see it. Too bad for me.

Niamh gave it to me when she came home. That was good. Then she had to study even more. 

Miss Lilly came over. She has remember everything exams too. 

They go to the very same school. And Miss Rowan and Miss Julia. All my friends go to that school. Ha. Good for me.

The too much money coffee store gave my friend Niamh a card. All gold. Just like the gold big car. Because she spent too much money there. Oh well.

Maggie the dog is all better. She just had to have medicine for her ears. Now she can stand up all by herself again. That is good. 

Maybe Mister Saint Newton made the medicine. Maybe. 

Zita was at the too small office all day. With the rascal ladies. 

When she got back to our house we went for a soggy dog walk. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and I watched the old detectives last night. Their nasty man did not go to jail. That is not right. Oh dear. Maybe next time. 

All the snow has melted in my side yard. Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety

It is not so cold today.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Craig did not have a nice sleep in today. Ha.

When we got home we had fat toasts. And coffees. Craig made all the coffees. It is his job. 

Then Zita drove Emmet to his nice university. It is an all day university day. He will eat donuts and hot chocolate for his lunch. Oh well. 

Emmet's friend Miss Rachel's mother came to my house last night. In a giant truck. 

She gave us Miss Rachel's old just for special beautiful dances dress. That is nice. It was for my friend Niamh. To see if it fits all over.

It is way beautiful. And sparkly.  Good for us. 

Niamh's friend Miss Victoria has another beautiful dress. Niamh is going to try it too. 

Zita and Niamh and I love beautiful dresses. Craig and Emmet just like black tshirts. Too bad for them.

I got a brand new just for me giant red ball. From Zita. With a rope. It was a special present. 

Because she said I am the very best making everybody happy dog. That is true. 

It is an outside ball. Because it is too big. For the living room. Oh well. 

My friend Maggie is not so well. She cannot stand up all by herself today. That is not right. Oh dear. 

I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight. Before I go all fast asleep. It is nice to talk to friends when things are not all right. It is known.

Today is another special Scotsman's day. All day. Oh well. 

Craig will listen to lots of Scotsman's songs. And bagpipes. Oh well. 

We will not have to eat Scotsman's food tonight. That is good. 

We will have just nice regular nice tasty food. Not the insides of anything. 

Maybe we will have the tasty meatballs Zita and I made last night. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe Zita will have some of the Scotsman's very old drink. Maybe. 

Lots of people only like way old bottles of Scotsman's drink. I do not know why.  Zita too. Oh well. 

I only like brand new water. Not way old dirty water. That is silly. 

We got more detective stories. From the present man. About the way old detectives. The funny ones. Maybe we will watch them tonight. Maybe not.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Nine

Craig had a sleep in until late. Again.

Even Emmet and Niamh were all wide awake when he was all fast asleep. 

I had to wait for a long time before we could play catch the ball. Oh well.

Last night Craig and Zita went to the famous pizza store. With auntie Jane and uncle George. 

I stayed in our cosy house to guard everybody.

Emmet and Niamh and Lee and Cara and Lilly had pizzas too. Right here in our house. Ha.

From Mister Tony's tasty pizza store. That is good. They bring their tasty pizzas to our house. That is good. 

Everybody sat in the living room and talked and talked and talked. 

Except Emmet. He went back to his comfy bedroom. To write more stories for his nice university.

I guarded everybody all by myself. I stayed in our big bedroom. Because the ladies were very loud. 

It is hard to have a nice nap when everybody is dancing. All around you. Maybe they will step on you. Maybe. 

That is why I just guarded everybody from the big bedroom. Where nobody will step on you. Good for me.

Then Zita and Craig came home. That is good. They did not get all lost without me. They went to bed early. 

The ladies did not go to bed so early. I could hear them. 

We had brand new bagels for our lunch. After Craig was all awake. 

Then Niamh had to go for more practice dancing. For the very special beautiful dance party. 

Zita and I stayed here. Craig and Emmet too. 

Craig is still looking for the nasty man. He is very slow, because he does not have a nice dog to help him. Too bad for him.

We made special way tasty fat meatballs. Just for Niamh. All by ourselves. We had everything all over the kitchen. I stayed on my comfy bed. With my own blanket. 

I was a way big help. I did not get in the way at all. Good for me. 

Craig had to watch the football games this afternoon. He will not catch the nasty man today. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Eight

It was a way too cold morning today. Too cold for our nice walk.

Craig did not go to the old friend's breakfast. Because of the too cold. So he had a long sleep in instead. Ha.

We did not play catch the ball until late. Too bad for me.

Miss Rowan did not go home last night. Her house is way far away. She and Niamh had a big sleep in too.

My friend Emmet want to the for your eyes store. After lunch. He can not get any glasses. His eyes are all perfect. Oh well. Too bad for him.  

I do not need glasses. Either. Just Emmet and Me. With no glasses. Oh well.

Niamh and Rowan took me for a nice walk after lunch. It was not so cold after lunch. But my leg was a bit sore when I got home to my comfy house. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita are going out to the famous pizza restaurant tonight. Because Auntie Jane and uncle George are visiting. 

I am going to guard the house. Maybe Emmet and Niamh will be here. Maybe not. I do not know. It is hard being a dog in this house. It is known.

Niamh is very busy. She has a remember everything exam. So she has to write all the answers on little pieces of paper. And say them over again. So she can remember them. 

Zita and professor Jill went to talk to Mister God this afternoon. Jamie and I did not go. I had to guard Craig and my friend Emmet. It is my job.

Craig give me cheese treats for being a big help. 

Now he is looking for a nasty man. Maybe he killed someone. In way far away England. Long long ago. He lives beside a big castle. It is where he works.  

Then some more nasty men hit him with sticks. But his giant horse bit them. And they ran away. 

His horse is very old and does not go off to battles anymore. But he is still very brave. He just guards the man. And rests in his own house in the castle.

The man does not have a nice dog to help him. Just his old horse. Oh well.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Seven

I got my tasty breakfast early today. Because I was too hungry. 

We had our toasts with Craig. Then I went for a nice walk with Zita. 

It is not way too cold today. But I got all soggy. I do not like to be all soggy. I have to stay in the kitchen when I am all soggy. 

Ollie is visiting Mister Bill's house. Where Maggie the dog lives. Ollie is a very big dog. And very fierce. 

Maggie is old. Like Craig. Her legs are a bit too sore. She can not chase the squirrels away anymore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Maggie hates squirrels. Even more than I do. Oh dear. 

Now Ollie goes everywhere where with Maggie. All the time. To guard her. 

Because she is now very old. That is nice. He is a very fierce dog. And bigger than even me. 

So Maggie will be all safe. His eyes are different colours. I do not know why. 

Sometimes my leg is sore too. Not all the time. Just some time. Just like Craig's not so very good shoulder.  Ha. Good for us. 

Zita is going out to dinner tonight. With her lady friends. 

She did not go last night. Because it was the wrong night. Ha. Too bad for her.

Emmet is very busy studying. For his university. He does not go there today. Just all the other days. 

Niamh is going to talk to another university. On the telephone. Because her computer can not understand their computers. That is silly.

Lots of Niamh's dance a lot friends came to our house. After school. To visit me. 

We went for a nice walk before it went all dark. That is when the wolves hide in the bushes. And jump out and try to eat you all up. 

It is better to go for your nice walk when it is all sunshiney outside. 

Then they all went to the make yourself all tired and smelly store. I do not know why. Oh well.

Zita went to the way too small office after lunch. 

I got in trouble. This afternoon. Too much barking. At the litte snow machines. Oh well. 

Tonight Craig and Emmet are going to eat all by themselves. Zita and Niamh are going out to have delicious dinners with their friends. 

Craig and Emmet are going to have own made hamburgers. With cheese on top. I will guard them. Maybe there will be extra cheese. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Six

It was a nice day. Zita and I had a nice long walk this morning.

Then we had our toasts. I did not get so much toasts today. 

I had a sick tummy today. Because I eat snow. 

I always get a sick tummy when I eat snow. Or even nice tasty ice cubes. I should not eat snow. Oh well.

Craig took Emmet to his nice university after lunch. I helped move the cars. It is not a hard job. It is just a nice job. 

Then I get to sit in the car and watch everything. To make sure everything is all right. That is good.

Zita had to talk to the rascal ladies all morning. On the telephone. I guarded her. All morning. Good for me.

Last night Craig and Zita read Niamh's important story. It was very good. She is a way good story writer. 

Her story made Zita laugh. That is good. 

Laughing is good for your tummy. Not like snow. Oh well. 

Niamh had to get up and all wake in the middle of the night. Because her story broke and she had to fix it.

I do not know why it broke. Maybe it was the squirrels. She was still way too all asleep to tell me. Oh well.

I hate squirrels. It is known.

Emmet is going to write a not so long story all about a way old battle. With boats. On the giant oceans. Way way far away in India. 

They are not Viking boats. That is good. Vikings are too scary. They have giant axes. To chop you all up. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

Zita is going out for tasty desserts tonight. And coffees. With her lady friends. That is nice. 

I will guard everybody else. Right here in my comfy house. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Five

It was only a cold day today. Not a way too cold day. Like yesterday. That is good.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Then we had three toasts for our breakfast. Ha. Good for me.

We had a nice quiet day. We were up late last night. Helping Niamh with her important story. For today. 

But today her teacher was too busy to take them. That is not right. 

At his nice university my friend Emmet is taking a class all about animals. Even turkeys. Ha. And dogs too. That is good. 

Maybe they will have a picture of me. That would be nice.

Emmet could write a very long story all about me. All about how very brave I am. And fierce. And happy. Ha. That would be a way good story.

After lunch Craig went and got Niamh from dance a lot school. Because Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies again. 

And then he went to get Emmet from his nice university. 

He went to the give you your food when you are still in your car store. 

He got a big box of too many chips. To keep him company. At the university. While he waited. He told me. Ha. That is silly.

When Niamh got home she had an until you are all wrinkly bath. Ha. 

So Zita and I went for a nice walk. Then I had a nap in front of the bathroom door. To guard her. Good for me. 

The present man brought us a new program. To watch at night. In the den. All about detectives on a little island in way far away Scotland. 

I do not know if they can speak like us in those way far away islands. 

Craig's way old uncles lived there. He could not understand them so much. Oh well. 

His uncle Festus had his very own newspaper. That is good. 

It is those islands where they make Zita's Scotsmen drink. And play the bagpipes all the time. And have giant swords. And way furry cows. With big big horns. Ha. Those are silly islands

It is because they only can have porridge for their breakfast. Not tasty toasts. With special jam. Like me. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Zita made our way special dessert tonight. All cooked peaches and brown sugar. Ha. 

Because we are having an all used dinner. Because the refrigerator was all too full. Oh dear. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Four

It is a way too cold day outside. We had to be all bundled up before we could go outside.  

We were all up early. Except for Craig.

Then everybody left the warm house. Except Craig. And me.

We had a fat sticky bun for our breakfast. Craig did not even ask my friend Emmet if he could have one. Oh dear. That is not right. 

I got a special piece of toast. Because I only like toasts for our breakfast. 

Craig had to write a story for our nice Queen. I stayed in the den to help. I was a big help. 

We only played catch the ball a bit. Because of the way too cold. Oh well.

My comfy bed is back. Ha. I had a nice nap in the cosy kitchen. After lunch. It does not smell like me though. Oh well. It will. Ha. 

Emmet's nice professor was sad today. Because his old friend died. He was a professor too. In way way far away India. 

Because people were not very nice to him. Even in the government. Oh dear. That is not a nice government. They need brand new rascals. It is known. 

That is why his nice professor lives in our country now. Because we always get new rascals. Ha. Good for us.

Zita helped Niamh with her very long story last night. For a long time. Then Niamh was not so sad. That is good. But they were way tired. 

Hard thinking makes you tired. It is known. 

Craig and I had a cheese toasty for our lunch. I like cheese toasties. A lot.

Then we had bagel toasts for our extra lunch. When Zita and Emmet came home. Good for me. I got two lunches. Ha. 

When Zita came home from the way too small office she had to go to the make me beautiful store. She almost forgot. Oh dear. 

Craig's mother always forgets. She always thinks I am a boy. That is silly. 

I go to the make me beautiful store. Boys do not go there. Ha. Too bad for her. 

When Zita got home we only went for a very little walk. Because of the way too windy cold. Before our dinner. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Three

Our friend Miss Julia drove Niamh to her too early practice dance a lot today.

But then Niamh called us. Because she was way sad. Oh dear. 

Her teacher forgot to tell them about how to write their very long stories. 

She was very very sad. I could not go to help her. I can not drive the cars. Dogs can not drive cars. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Dogs can put their head out the window and have very flappy ears. People can not do that. They would just all crash. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Now Niamh has a big lot of more work to do. Writing even more. So she was way sad.

When Zita was writing to Niamh I knew that everything was not just nice and right. I can tell. By looking at everybody. Because I am a way good guarding dog. Dogs know these things. All by ourselves. Ha. 

I sat right beside Craig when Zita talked to Niamh. On her telephone. I did not move at all. Not even my tail. 

Then it was all right again. I could tell. I could leave Craig and Zita and look out the watching window. Craig made more too much coffee.

Niamh can fix her important story all up. Craig and Zita and Emmet will help. I will keep her all cosy warm. Then she will not be sad. That is right. It is my job. 

People with dogs do not have to be all sad. Dogs make people happy. It is our job. 

Cats do not make people happy. They just sleep when everybody is all awake. Silly cats.

My comfy bed had to go into the clean clothes machine. Because Zita said it was smelly. I like it just like that. Oh well. 

People like things all spic and span. Even me. Oh well.

Craig had a bath last night. Now he does not smell so nice. Just smells all soapy clean. Oh well.

Our friend Kirian came this afternoon to move all the too much snow away. That is nice. 

We can not play catch the ball when my side yard is all full of snow. That is why it is good Mister Kirian takes the snow all away. 

It is not a way good day for my friend Niamh. After her dance a lot school she was all frozen into just a stick. And could not walk to our house. 

Because of the way too much windy cold.

So Zita got her. In the toasty all warm gold big car. It was all warm because Zita got Emmet from his nice university. So he would not be all frozen too. 

When you are all frozen you can not start all by yourself. Just like the car. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Two

It is Sunday. Craig had a long stay in bed sleep in. 

Zita and I did not. Ha. 

Zita read Niamh's very long story. So that it would be beautiful. 

Then we went for a nice walk. It is very cold today. Again. Oh well. 

Then Zita went to Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. 

When she got home Zita told me that it was my job to get my friend Niamh out of her comfy bed. Ha. That is a good job. It is not so hard. 

Then we had our nearly a lunch. That We had lots of brand new even still hot bagels. And special bagel cheese. I did not get any. Oh well. 

Craig made the too much coffees. 

Emmet is still changing old Latin words into our English worlds. Oh well.

Miss Lilly came over to read Niamh's long essay. That was nice.

A man came to my house to take away lots of music machines. That is good. 

But he brought others back in. From his car. They well all black. Again. Now they are in the den. I do not know why. Craig is silly. 

After lunch Craig and Zita went to the not for so much money breakfast store. But not for breakfast. It was way too late. Too bad for them. 

They bought a big box tasty sticky buns for Emmet. 

They are his favourite. For late late at night snacks. 

When I am all fast asleep. But I can hear him. In the kitchen. When he makes his Irish tea. Ha. Good for me. 

They bought some nice pillows for Craig's mother too. To make her room all nice. 

Zita and I went out for a little walk before our dinner. It is still windy cold. I got ice on all my face. 

Because I like to smell the hilly snow. To see what is all inside. Oh well. 

We watched a new detective story last night. It was not so funny as the other detective programs. Too bad for us. 

Maybe we will watch a nice happy show tonight. 

Yesterday Zita put my cosy duvet in the washing the clothes machine. Now it is all back.

Zita will put it on the comfy bed. Because it is all spic and span again. She told me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty One

I was up until late last night. I had to wait for Niamh and her friend Miss Georgie to come home. It is my job.

Miss Georgie had her nice sleep here last night. Because she lives too far away. She had to get up early so she could go and teach dance a lot at her dancing place. 

Niamh went back to bed. Ha.

Craig had to go in the silver little car to his old friend's breakfast. Because it was all windy snow last night. Again.

I helped move the cars. I was a big help. That is good.

My friend Mister Kirian came to take away all the too much snow. 

He did not need my help. I was a bit sad. I am a good snow helper. It is known. 

Emmet is changing all the old Latin words into English words. For his stories. 

There are no punics in the story.  Oh well. That is not so interesting. Too bad for him. Emmet and I like the punics. They have giant elephants. Ha. 

Niamh has lots and lots of do it at home work. Oh well. It is not so nice out. That is a good time for do it at home work. 

There were awful squirrels on my trees this afternoon. 

Squirrels should all go away in the winter. Like my friends the ducks. Maybe they would forget how to come back. Maybe.

Craig sent a picture of a castle to cousin Orlaith. People can even buy it. It is not so far from her nice university. 

She said it would be warmer than her university. Oh dear. 

Her nice university is way way old. Right by the giant ocean. Maybe we should send her a nice cosy duvet. Just like mine. 

Mister Kirian and Craig and Emmet had Irish tea and cookies. And talked a lot. I had a nice nap. On my own bed. Ha.

Then Niamh and I went for a nice walk. We saw my friend Zita. On the street. She was very busy. I could not help. Too bad for me. 

After I had my dinner Craig watched a hockey game and a football game. All at the same time. That is silly. 

I had to remind him that it was my dinner time. A lot. I did not starve. That is good. 

After our nice walk Niamh went to a new place to do lots of work just to make you all tired. I do not know why. Oh well.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty

I had a nice quiet day. Sometimes nice quiet days are all just right. 

Miss Julia drove Niamh to their dance a lot school this morning. In the white little car. They did not get lost. That is good. 

So Zita and I went for our nice walk early. It was way cold day outside. 

We did not stay outside way too long. Just a bit of a nice walk. That is good. 

I did wear my special keep me warm coat today. Zita wore her inside out sheep gloves. She was still too cold. Oh dear. 

When we got home Craig and Zita had toasts. Me too. Just thin toasts today. Oh well. 

Then Zita went to bring all our newspapers to all the nice stores on the busy street. 

I stayed home and guarded Craig and Emmet. All by myself. Ha. 

It is not so hard to guard Craig and Emmet. They just read their interesting books. And write lots of big stories. 

And Emmet makes big bowls of pasta. For his lunch. 

We had a cheese toasties for lunch. Just Craig and me. Ha.

Then I just watched out my watching window. To make sure everything is all right. It is my job. 

I am a very good watcher. That is why I get lots of treats. 

Last night Niamh went to bed even before dinner. She had a used pizza for her dinner. 

She was way tired. Because she did not sleep the other night. Too busy. 

Now her dance a lot friend can go to her nice university. If she wants. That is good. 

Niamh and Miss Georgie are going out to dinner. At the nearly no money restaurant. 

I cannot go. I do not have any money. 

Dogs do not get money. We get tasty treats. And way comfy duvets. Ha. And people to take care of. Good for us.