Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Four

We had a little sleep in today. Just a little one. Ha.

Then Zita and I went for a little nice walk. Because of the way too much snow. Only a little walk. 

When we got home. We had toasts to make us all warm inside. 

Zita had to write a lots to all the rascal ladies. I helped. I guarded the whole room. On my own comfy duvet. Good for me. 

It was not a way too busy day.

Zita went to go to the make me beautiful store. After our lunch. For just a little too much hair.

Niamh wrote beautiful stories. For her dance a lot school. Craig and Zita and Emmet read them. They were brilliant Zita said. 

Niamh is a way good writer. It is known.

Niamh went to our nice dentist. His store is up on the busy street. Not so far away. That is good.

Zita drove her. Then she went to help Doctor Susan look at beautiful beautiful dresses. At lots of beautiful dresses stores. 

Because doctor Susan has to go to an very important wedding. In the summer. For her daughter. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh are going too. Not me. Oh dear. 

What am I going to do. Oh dear. Who will take care of them if I am not there. Maybe they will get all lost. Oh dear. 

It is not until the summer. Maybe they will ask me. To guard the wedding. Maybe. I do not know. I do not like not knowing. It is known.

Emmet went for a little walk. Just by himself. To see the way too much snow. Ha.

Niamh and Miss Rowan and I went for a little walk. Before it was all dark. When the wolves hide in the bushes. And jump out and scare you.  

Niamh and Miss Rowan are going way downtown for a tasty dinner. Even in the way too much snow. That is silly. 

Maybe we will watch the old detectives tonight. Zita and Emmet will drink Irish tea. Zita will eat some of the Merry Christmas chocolates. Ha. 

Craig will just eat some of his Scitsman's porridge cookies. Too bad for him.

I will guard everybody. On the soft comfy rug. In the den. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Three

We had wonderful Other Merry Christmas cheese party. We had to use the little table too. 

Because well had lots of Mahoneys here. And lots and lots of used food. And brand new food too. 

We had lots and lots of cheese. I got some. Ha.

I guarded everybody.

They all laughed a lot. And asked funny questions. And then we opened all the secret presents. 

I love opening secret presents. I get to smell them all. That is good. 

Craig and Emmet got a way scary secret present. A little machine that goes all around. All by itself. 

And makes funny noise. But the noises come from Craig's phone. 

I hit it. With my paw. But Emmet said I can not chew it all up. Oh dear. 

I do not think it was a very good present. Oh well.

It is not very fierce. It is just all round. 

Then all the Mahoneys went back to their not so far away house and we went all fast asleep. 

Cheese parties make you way tired. It is known.

When Zita and I were all wide awake this morning we could not even see the outside. 

Because of the way too much windy snow. Oh dear.

There were big piles of snow in my own side yard. Bigger than even me. Oh dear. 

Zita and I had to got the blue new just for snow shovels. Niamh had to get all up to help. She has her very own just for snow shovel. That is good.

I sat in the gold big car to guard everybody. 

Then I got out to help. But all the nasty snow froze right on me. And I Craig said I was a Poppyscicle. That is not nice.

I had to stay in the kitchen until I was not a soggy dog. Craig stayed with me. That is nice. I had to all melt. Oh well. 

Our friend Mister Aidan came to visit. In the red fast car. He said the were crashes all over. 

Even on our little street. Oh dear. 

Some people do not have do not get stuck in the snow tires. Then they just crash. Oh dear. They are silly.

Zita had to go to the busy street for a rascal ladies meeting. Even in the two much snow. Oh dear.

She got her all new keep your feet toasty warm boots on. The gold big car did not want to go for a drive in the two much snow. That is good. 

Zita found a secret present for Emmet. From not even this year. From last year. Ha. It is a furry hat. To keep his head all warm and dry. And not all full of ice. Like me. Oh well.

When Zita got home she had to use the blue shovel. Again. Too much snow. Again.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Two

Zita and I had a nice sleep in today. That is good.

It is not so warm today. That is good. It is winter. All the trees are empty. And my friends the ducks have gone to their far away vacation. 

It should not be all nice and warm when it is winter. It is known.

Craig and I played catch the ball. But just a bit. 

Today is our other Merry Christmas Day. 

It is our all used food dinner party with all our friends the Mahoneys. Tonight. 

We will laugh a lot. That is what we always do at our other Merry Christmas party. 

We did not have so much used turkey. Craig and Zita and Emmet ate it all up. Oh well. 

I had some too. Because it is Merry Christmas time for nice dogs too. It is known. Ha.

Zita had to go out. To the just for delicious meat store. Way downtown. 

Now we have a brand new ham. Not used even once. For our other Merry Christmas dinner. Ha. That is nice. 

We got lots and lots of tasty cheeses. The Mahoneys like tasty cheese. Me too. 

Niamh and I went for a nice walk. When Zita was way downtown. Not way far. Because is is not so warm out today.

Craig wrapped all the new secret presents. For the Mahoneys. They give us secret presents too. That is good.

I do not get any secret presents today. Because the Mahoneys do not have a nice dog. Too bad for them. 

Emmet got another secret Sing Happy birthday day present. The present man brought it to our house. 

It came from way far away. It was too late for the party. Oh well.

Zita used the noisy make the floors all neat and tidy machine today. Because of the other Merry Christmas cheese party tonight. Ha. 

I will guard everybody at the cheese party. It is my job. Ha. Good for me.

I am the best cheese party guarding dog in the world. Zita told me. It is true. Good for me. 

My friend Emmet had an extra long shower after lunch. 

So he will be spic and span for the party tonight. That is good. You have to be squeaky clean for nice parties. It is known. 

Zita brushed me all over yesterday. Even my flappy ears. So I am ready for the party too. Ha.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty One

I had a nice quiet day.

I did not have a sick tummy today. That is good. 

But I am a bit of a smelly dog today. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

When Zita and I got up there was slippy freezy rain all over. And snow. Oh well.

We did not go for a nice walk. Because it was all too slippy outside. 

We had crunchy fat toasts instead.

Zita and Niamh went downtown in the gold big car. To get some secret presents for the Mahoneys. For our other cheese party tomorrow.

They had to take all the freezy rain ice off all the windows. You cannot drive a car with freezy rain ice all over your windows. Or you will crash. Oh dear. 

We have only nearly all the secret presents. So we had to find more. Or we can not have the cheese party. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

We only played catch the ball a bit today. Because it is all slippy. Even in my side yard.

The very noisy move the snow machines were on my street. All day. 

I barked at them. A lot. They do not care. They cannot hear my very fierce barks. Because they are all too noisy. Too bad for me. 

My friend Emmet is writing more stories for his giant game. He has his very own place where all the stories live. Somewhere. 

Craig looked at it yesterday. On the way fast computer. It has pictures. Of the way old Gods. And lots and lots and lots of words. My friend Emmet wrote them. All by himself. Ha. 

Craig said it was way interesting. He was surprised it was so big. 

I knew that. Emmet tells me all the stories. Because I am a good listener. Even when I do not understand them.

Some of the way old God stories are very long. And I do not know all the words. Oh well. 

I am still a big help. Emmet told me. 

Craig and I had own made way soft and tasty croissants for our lunch. That is good. 

Then Craig watched the football games. He did not care who won. Oh well. 

Craig does not have way good teams. It is known. 

Maybe we will watch the old detectives tonight. I will have a nice nap. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty

I had a quiet day. I had a sick tummy this morning. 

Maybe I had too many cheese treats. Or some of the fall down onto the floor treats. Oh well.

Zita and I went for a nice quiet walk. That was nice. It is not so warm today. 

Niamh had to go shopping. With her dance a lot friends. I do not know why. 

I had a nice nap. It is nice to have nice naps when you have a sick tummy. 

Craig got me a peanut butter treat. When I was in my cosy bed. That is good. It is nice to get treats when you have a sick tummy. 

Zita was in the scary basement. All afternoon. We have to throw lots of things out. We have too many things. 

We will take them to the store for people who need things. 

Maybe for the brand new people. 

They have to come to our nice country. Because their little towns were all blown up. Into pieces. Even some people. By way nasty people. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Now they can have all our too much stuff. That is right.

Emmet was writing lots and lots. All day. Not for his nice university. For his giant only on the computer game. For all his friends from all over everywhere.

This afternoon Craig was reading his new all about castles books and getting the new flat computer to be all his. 

New computers are not very good listeners. It is known.

Zita and I went shopping too. We had to find a brand new leash. My old leash broke this morning. Oh dear. 

We went right up to the busy street and found one. All by ourselves. Ha. It was not a secret present. Just a nice present. For me. 

We are having used Merry Christmas pies for out tasty dinner tonight. That is good. 

We have to save all the used turkey for all the Mahoneys. 

They are going to come to our house for our just used dinner. We do it every year. Just us. And them. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Nine

I had a very busy night. I had to guard the whole cheese party all by myself. I got cheese treats.

Our house was all full up. With lots and lots of people. Even a little little girl. I did not knock her over. Even once.

Everybody was all dressed up. Craig said Niamh's dress was nearly all gone. Oh well. 

We had lots and lots and lots of food. And even more cheese. I had tasty tasty cheese. From way far away Wales. Where all the very fierce dragons live.

But nobody can understand them. Nobody can understand the people who live in the Wales. Or the dragons. Oh well.

But they make way tasty cheese. I even had the way smelly cheese from Mister Nicastro's nice store. Maybe the dragons make the cheese. Maybe.

Everybody ate all our delicious pies and our special only Zita can make dessert. With the strawberries. Ha.

When everybody went home. We had to put all the secret presents under the Merry Christmas tree. It took a long time. Too many presents. I had a nice nap. Ha.

Then Craig forgot to read the Merry Christmas story. To Emmet and Niamh. He reads it every year. But he forgot. 

They had to read it themselves. After everybody went all too bed. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not all right. And my friend Emmet had to leave Mister Saint Santa his treats. 

Craig and Zita just all forgot. Oh dear. Maybe they are now too old. Oh dear.  Am not so old. I never forget. Ha.

Mister Saint Santa brought me a brand new special toy. My old special toy is a bit too old. 

It is the toy I use when I have to make sure the house is all safe at night.  I have to go to every room. And even down the scary stairs to make sure my friend Emmet is all safe. 

We all went into the living room all together. After Zita made own made croissants. There it was on the floor. A secret present just for me. 

Mister Saint Santa brought me a brand new special toy. It is orange. Not green. My old one was green. I still have it. That is good. 

I got my friend Jamie a secret present. 

I got a Merry Christmas card from my friends from where the giant mountain are. Miss Gracie and Mister Elliot. I do not go to their house. It is way far away. 

I just see their pictures on the computer. Like Emmet friends from all over everywhere. 

Mister Saint Santa brought Zita another bottle of the way way old scotsman's drink. Maybe a new bottle is too much money for Mister Saint Santa. Maybe. 

I gave Zita brand new keep you all dry and toasty warm pants. For our nice walks. And don't fall down on the slippy sidewalks things for your shoes. That is good.

Emmet got lots and lots of books all about very old way far away Ireland. And the way old Gods. And brand new toasty warm socks. And giant boxes of chocolates. And more old books. For his nice university.

My friend Niamh got all the clothes in the world. And even more.

And not real money for the too much money coffee store. And new underwear. Niamh loves underwear. It is known.

And Craig got a brand new flat computer. It was a big secret. He was very surprised. And he got new shirts. With no holes. That is good. And more books. Ha. 

Craig's mother came to our house. In the not so fast chair. Zita pushed her. For our Merry Christmas time dinner. 

Then everybody was tired. Parties make everybody tied. Me too. 

 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Eight

It is nearly Merry Christmas Day. I was very busy. All day.

Zita and I got up way early to put the tasty pies inside our stove. 

Then Zita had to go and find even more food for the cheese party. For tonight's cheese party. And for our giant Merry Christmas dinner time.

It is way warm today. Not even a nice coat day. Silly weather. 

Lots of people came to our house. I had to guard the door all the time. 

My friend Emmet went to Mister Nicastro's smelly cheese store. 

He did not bring home more cheese. Only strawberries and the special eggs. Oh well.

Niamh and Cara and Lee put the table sheets on the dining room table. And all the very clean glasses and knives and forks. All wrapped up in pretty Christmas papers. That is good. 

Then I took them for a nice long walk. There are lots of people on my sidewalks. All visiting their own families. For Merry Christmas time. That is nice. 

It is not so dangerous to walk on the sidewalks when there is no way too much snow. That is good.

When we came home all the ladies made even more tasty treats for tonight. That is good. 

Craig cleaned the bathroom all spic and span. Not just neat and tidy. 

You have to have spic and span bathrooms when you have cheese parties. Zita told me. It is true. 

My friend Jamie came for a visit. Professor Jill brought own made donuts for Zita and Emmet. And maybe Craig too. Ha.

Jamie and Zorro and I cannot have the donuts. 

Jamie said they will make your tummy sick. Nobody wants a sick tummy when it is Merry Christmas time. It is known.

I cannot bark tonight. Even if I hear something. It might be Mister Saint Santa. Craig said. 

I would not like to scare him. Sometimes I am a bit scary. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

I will get secret presents anyway. Mister Saint Newton told me. 

Because I was a very good dog. All the time. Even when nobody was looking. That is true. Ha. Good for me. 

Mister Saint Newton looks all the time. It is known. He is a friend of Mister Saint Santa. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Seven

Zita and I were very busy today. 

Making all the tasty food for our first cheese party. It is tomorrow. At night. Ha. Good for me.

We made our very special only we can make it dessert. Ha. Good for us. And all the tasty pies too. 

Then we went for a nice walk with my friend Jamie and professor Jill. It was nice day today. 

All not too cold at all. That is silly. It is winter. Winter is all full of too much cold. It is known. 

We do not have any snow for Mister Saint Santa's sleigh. Oh dear. 

Zita said it is ok. He has a magic sleigh. It makes its own snow. That is good. 

Then we had fat crunchy toasts with Craig. When we got home. For our breakfast. And coffees. 

Then Craig had to go out. Up to the very busy street. To get his last secret presents.  

When he came home wrapped even more secret presents. He is very messy. Oh well.

Niamh and Miss Rowan put all the shiny Merry Christmas decorations on our trees. To make our house all beautiful. 

And easy for Mister Saint Santa to find. It is known. 

If you do not believe in Mister Saint Santa he will not leave any secret presents for you. So you will not know you are all wrong. That is nice. 

Then everybody else gets more. Maybe. 

Zita had to go out to get more food for the Merry Christmas time. And a giant turkey. 

Maybe Uncle Bill will catch a turkey this year. With his flying motorcycle. Ha. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Maybe he will invite Mister Saint Newton to his famous Merry Christmas dinner. That would be nice. 

He can not invite the baby Jesus. Babies have to go to bed way early. Even on their birthdays. Too bad for him. Oh well. 

Everybody should have their Merry Christmas dinner with their friends. Even new ones. 

We have the baby Jesus and all his friends on the funny turn around bookcase. With a moose and polar bears and a buffalo. Even sheep. And a very nice dog. Just like me. 

And even two Scotsman with giant chop you all up axes. To keep the baby Jesus all safe. Because he is just a little baby. 

Zita and I made the house all spic and span. Because of all the parties. That is good. 

Niamh and Miss Rowan went to Cara and Lee's house. To make special all the way from way far away Italy Merry Christmas desserts. 

Like tasty chips but all covered in sugar. Niamh and Miss Rowan were covered in sugar two. 

We are all finished our secret presents shopping. I was finished first.  Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Six

I had a way busy day.  

Last night Zita and Emmet had a surprise for my friend Craig. When they went to see their movie. 

It was a special movie where every jumps right out at you. Oh dear. 

And they had tasty food right in the movie. Nice people brought the food right to their giant comfy chairs. 

Craig had way tasty toasty cheese sandwiches. I did not get any. 

I could not go. I had to guard the house and Niamh and Miss Rowan. All by myself. 

Everybody was way busy this morning. My friend Jamie came for a little visit. She wanted to say Merry Christmas to me. That was nice.

Zita and Niamh and Miss Rowan took all the big boxes of tasty food and secret presents to the big church. 

For all the people who do not have all full up refrigerators. That is good.

Emmet went shopping for secret present again. Way downtown. 

Craig wrapped lots and lots of secret presents in beautiful Merry Christmas paper. Now there is a big big hill just of secret presents. In the dining room. 

I got lots of secret presents for my family. I saw Craig put my own name of lots of the beautiful boxes. 

That is good. I like giving my family secret presents. I got lots for Zita. Ha. 

I do not know what they are. It is secret. Because of Merry Christmas time. 

Today is my very own anniversary day. Today day is the day I came to live in my house. With my own family. Ha. Good for me. 

I got a special cheese treat for my special day. That is good. 

Niamh and Lee and Cara and Miss Rowan took me for my long walk. Before our dinner.

We went to the store where nice dogs get treats. To get Craig more sticky tape. For the presents. Then Niamh had to go to her nice dentist. Oh dear. 

Lee and Cara and I went back to my house. By ourselves. We did not get lost. That is good.

Zita had to go to the tasty food stores to get all the food for all our cheese parties. That is good. I am a very good cheese party dog. 

We always have way tasty pies for all our friends. Right before Mister Saint Santa comes to our house. We cook them in kitchen so I can smell them. Ha. Good for me.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Five

I was not so busy today. That is good.

Zita and I had a nice sleep in. Even Craig was wide awake before me. Ha. 

I kept Zita all toasty warm. Until the coffee was all ready. Ha. That is good. 

It was not a nice day. Just freezy rain. To make everything too slippy. Oh dear.

I had a nice nap. On my comfy bed. In the kitchen.

Zita was very busy. Making new rules for the rascal ladies.

Craig had to go to do more shopping for secret presents. Niamh too. 

Craig said that I was all finished my shopping. That is good. 

Emmet had a long sleep in too. His nice university is all done. For a little time. So Emmet will have lots of sleep ins. It is known.

We watched a story on the television last night. All about famous castles in way far away Ireland. 

Craig and Emmet showed me all the castles they were in. They have been in lots of castles. 

All the castles were a bit all broken. I do not think ghosts would live there. 

Only one had a nice roof. Oh dear. The ghosts would be all soggy. Because it rains all the time in way far away Ireland. It is known.

Craig and Zita and Emmet are going to a brand new movie. Up on the busy street. 

All about wars in the way up sky. Not near heaven. Heaven is way way far away. Farther away than just the sky. Ha.

Miss Rowan is going to come for a visit and a sleep in until late tomorrow. Because it is Merry Christmas time.

I am going to stay here and guard my friend Niamh and Miss Rowan and all our secret presents. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Four

We had a very busy day.

We were up way late last night. 

Somebody stepped on my friend Niamh's foot with way pointy shoes. At Zoe's very big party. Oh dear. She had to go to fast asleep with ice. On her toes. Oh dear.

Craig did not get up until way late. I had to wait and wait for him to play throw the ball. That is not right.  Too bad for me. 

I had to go into the bedroom and remind him. Zita told me to. Ha. 

Professor Jill won money. At the too expensive food store. I saw her picture on the little flat computer. 

It was not lots and lots of real money. Maybe money for brand new Merry Christmas treats for my friends Jamie and Zorro. Ha. That is good. 

We had a party. In the afternoon. We got lots and lots of pizza from Mister Tony's pizza store. 

Emmet and Niamh and Kieran and Aidan went shopping. In the way fast red car. 

Every year they go and buy lots and lots of food and secret presents. 

For some people who do not have lots of real money for Merry Christmas time. That is right. 

It is to make Merry Christmas time happy for all the nice people. That is everybody's job at Merry Christmas time. It is known.

Then they all came back to our house with the car all full up. They put everything in giant boxes. 

And then everybody ate the tasty pizza. From Mister Tony's. Me too. Ha. We had the special all the way from way far away lemonade. Good for us.

I am a very good party guarding dog. It is known. Zita told me. 

Craig gives me crunchy pizza bits. Because I am such a good guarding dog. Ha. 

Niamh and Aidan had to go and get even more boxes. Then they put even more presents into the boxes. 

Tomorrow all the Mahoneys are going to not too way far away to eat at a restaurant. I do not know why.  Oh well. Too bad for them.

Zita and Niamh will take all the full up boxes to the very big church. So the people will all have a big tasty Merry Christmas time. That is good.

Our cheese party friends gave a big present to all the nice people who take care of all the poor dogs who do not have nice people to take care of. 

It is Emmet and Niamh's present. Every year. That is good. 

I know because Emmet and Niamh got Thank You Very Much cards for their sing happy birthday day.  

Now all the dogs will have tasty treats for their Merry Christmas time. 

It makes Mister Saint Newton very happy when all the nice dogs have a very Merry Christmas time. He told me. 

Mister Saint Newton is a friend of Mister Saint Santa. For a long long time. It is known. That is right. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Three

Zita and I went for two walks this morning. Ha. Good for us.

We had snow last night. On the ground. Not so much snow. Just a bit. The sidewalk was all slippy. And dangerous..

We had one nice walk before my breakfast. 

Then we took Craig to his old friends breakfast. So he would not get stuck in the snow and just freeze all up. And be dead. 

Taking Craig to his old friends breakfast is my job. It is a good job. 

I always wait for him to go into the restaurant. Then I know he is not lost. And Zita and I go to visit the nice stores. On the busy street. 

I am always a big help. Zita told me. That is good.

It is a wear fat gloves cold day. Emmet went out in the cold. To buy his secret presents for everybody. Maybe me too. Ha.

Zita took the silver little car to get him. Way downtown. Where all the rascals go to work. So he did not turn into a frozen Emmet. 

Emmet does not like busses so much. Even when it is way too cold. Oh well.

Niamh went to Zoe's house. This morning. When she was all fast awake. To make it all spick and span. 

Zoe is going to have two parties tonight. A little one and a big one. 

I am not going. Zoe's house has cats. Oh dear. 

Niamh is going to both parties. Because she is Zoe's friend. For a long long time. 

Craig went to the neat and tidy store. After his nice breakfast time. For a haircut. Now he does not look like Mister Saint Santa. That is good. 

And he got brand new glasses. Too. Because his were way too old. And a little bit all broken. 

They Are older than my friends Emmet or Niamh. 

Now he can not see anything. Because they put special water in his eyes. Oh well. Too bad for him.

I will just look out my watching window for him. I am a big help. 

I will tell him if I see anything very dangerous. Like fierce wolves. Or noisy make the street all clean trucks. Good for me. 

I will get secret Merry Christmas presents. Mister Saint Newton told me. Ha. Good for me.

I do not think cats get secret Merry Christmas presents. Ha. Too bad for them. Or squirrels. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Two

Everybody's school time is all done. 

So everyone can get all ready for Mister Saint Santa's day. Even me. That is good.

Craig brought Emmet home from his remember everything exam. Now is is very tired. 

Zita was very busy this morning with all the rascal ladies. From all over. 

Craig had to read lots more long stories for the nice queen. They were not very good stories. Oh dear. 

It is good that the nice queen did not have to read them. Only Craig. He will not chop off anybody's head. 

That is what queens do. Even nice ones. In their very big castles. In any far away. Oh dear. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. We did not see my friend Jamie today. 

Professor Jill is way too busy reading all the remember everything exams. Before Merry Christmas time. Oh well. Too bad for Jamie. And me. 

Zita went out with her lady friends for a tasty lunch at her friends house. 

Because itvis going to be Merry Christmas time soon. When everybody sees all their old friends. To say Merry Christmas to you. That is good.

Craig and Zita and I watched the nice detectives last night. 

Emmet was way busy studying. And Niamh was fast fast asleep. Because of the nasty cough. They did not watch it with us. Oh dear. 

The very noisy make the street clean machine stopped right on my corner. That is not right. It is too loud. I had to sit in the kitchen. Just a little bit. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita went out this afternoon. 

I had to guard Emmet and the house and the just for Merry Christmas tree. And all the secret presents. I got treats. 

They had to do more Merry Christmas shopping. For secret presents. I got one. Craig told me. I do not know what it is. It is a secret. 

The present man brought even more presents today. He told Craig that he was way way busy. Because of the Merry Christmas time. It is known.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty One

Everybody was busy again today. 

Niamh had a remember everything exam today. Then she came home to go fast asleep. Because the nasty cough caught her again.  

She has to take more medicine. For the nasty cough. It makes her tired. Oh dear.

We had big crunchy toasts today. After our nice walk. We did not see any of my friends. Oh well.

Then everybody had to go to important appointments. I had to guard the house all by myself.

Miss Andrea came over to our house this afternoon. So we had a little cheese party. Ha. I got bagel bits. That is good. Bagels are good for you. 

She is going to take our secret presents to our cheese party friends. For their Merry Christmas tree. That is good.

Craig and Emmet watched the not too scary Viking program on the television. Last night. 

There was a very big battle. The very fierce man stuck the nasty Viking with a spear. Until he was all just dead. Too bad for him.

Emmet has two big spears in his comfy bedroom. They are not Viking spears. That is good. 

Vikings are too scary. And loud. They do not have nice squeaky clean baths so much. Oh dear. That is not nice. 

It was the last program. Oh well. Maybe next year there will be more Craig said. 

Niamh stayed up until way late. Because of her very long story for school. I helped. I slept on her feet. So she would not be too cold. 

Tomorrow Emmet has Professor Jill's remember everything exam. He has to remember some funny names. Of the people who forgot they lost the war. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Then the nice university is all finished. Until after we find the brand new year. Again. 

We do that every year. I do not know why. I do not know where the old year goes. Nobody told me. Oh well.

We went for a walk in the dark tonight. I was a bit of a soggy dog. Oh well. 

I got new soft towels. For soggy dog days. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty

We had a very busy day.

I had to get up early to help Zita drive Niamh and Miss Julia to the very practice dance a lot.

Craig had to talk to our nice Queen's friends today. So he drove Emmet to his remember everything about reading old Roman exam first.

Niamh had go to her new nice Doctor this morning. After dance a lot. Because of the nasty coughing. 

Then Zita and Niamh went to a way tasty restaurant for lunch. 

They make way tasty fat croissants. Right there. And lots of special tasty breads. That is good.

Zita brought a big box of tasty fat croissants home for our lunch. That is good. I like croissants. A lot. 

Emmet went for a walk to Mister Kettlemans to get a brand new never used bagel and special bagel cheese. I did not get any. Oh well.

Then Niamh had to go to her nice dentist. 

Now he is way close. Where all the brand new stores are. Beside the nice bank who gives nice dogs treats. I always get treats. Ha.

It is not so nice today. Just windy rain. And flat clouds. Not sheep clouds. Just all grey get do not move at all clouds. Oh well.

Our cousin Orlaith is finished all her remember everything exams. At her nice university. Beside the giant ocean. That is good. 

She can not get me a secret present. Because she lives way far away. Oh well. 

Your friends do not get you presents if they live way far away. Or do not have any money. 

You do not have lots of money when you are at your nice university. Just little bits of money for donuts and hot chocolates. 

And maybe some Scotsman's whisky. If it is way cold out side. To make you all warm inside. Zita told me. Ha. 

We brought our giant only for Merry Christmas time tree in to our house last night. 

Giant trees are a bit scary. I told my friend Emmet. So we had a look all over the giant tree. That is good. 

Giant trees do not scare Emmet. He has a giant axe. Ha. 

Then Zita and Niamh put lots and lots and lots of beautiful decorations on the tree. 

Even one for me. Ha. And lots of very shiney lights. So Mister Saint Santa knows where he should put all the secret presents. That is good. 

Now we can have the beautiful just for Merry Christmas time music on the music machine. That is good. Niamh loves the Merry Christmas time music. It is known. 

I went for a long walk with my friend Jamie and Zita and Professor Jill this afternoon. Before it was a too dark outside. Ha.