Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Nine

We had everybody at our sing happy birthday party last night. Our house was all full up.

We did not have any cheese. Just lots and lots of cake. And too loud exploding bottles. Oh well.

Some silly dog chewed on my friend Zoe's headphones. Oh dear. 

Maybe it was me. Oh dear. 

Craig had extra ones for her. That is good. Oh dear. Oh dear.

I gave Emmet a book. For his secret present. It is all about where to find all the way old God's houses. In way far away Ireland. It has lots of pictures. That is good. I like pictures. 

And I got my friend Niamh Christmas music. For her round and round music machine. Because it is Merry Christmas time. It is known.

Niamh loves Christmas music. Ha.

Miss Rowan slept here last night. In Niamh's big comfy bed. Because her house is way far away. I did not jump on them this morning. Good for me.

Niamh brought home a big bag of all her old long hair. She will give it to people who do not have any hair. Because they are sick. That is good.

Niamh has to go to her brand new nice Doctor tomorrow. Because the nasty coughing came back and grabbed her again. 

Zita says it is the same one as before. It did not go away. It just hid. Like the scary wolves in the bushes at night. Oh dear. 

Now she goes to Craig's and Emmet's same nice Doctor. Because now she is all old. Ha.

Zita had her very fierce talk with the silly lady. She will not talk to my friend Niamh anymore. 

Or it will be my friend Emmet's and my turn to be very fierce and scary. It is true. Craig said so. Ha. Too bad for her. 

The other present man came to my house this afternoon. With another secret present. It had a nice smell. That is good. Maybe it is for me. Maybe.

Emmet is very busy studying. The remember everything about old Romans writing is tomorrow. In the early morning. Oh dear. I did not like exams. 

Niamh is writing her very long story all about vegetables. I do not know why. You should not write about vegetables. You should eat them. Then you will not get sick. It is known. 

If you only eat too much ice cream you will just explode. All over. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Eight

It is Emmet's and Niamh's own sing happy birthday day. Ha. That is good.

I got them secret presents. All wrapped up in beautiful paper. With my own name on them. Ha. So they will know I did not forget the special day. Good  for me.

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. It is still not so cold out. We did not see any of my friends. Oh well. 

Niamh is going to the make me beautiful store. Today. To get her hair cut. All short. Not so short as Craig's. Not all off. Just a bit short. Like me. But all red. Ha.

We have two special cakes. For our party tonight. 

Niamh's is made all of ice cream. Ice cream is Niamh's favourite food.

She says it is a vegetable. She is wrong. People are silly. 

Tasty green beans are vegetables. Not ice cream. I love green beans. I cannot have ice cream. I get a sick tummy. Oh well.

My friend Zoe came here for a visit last night. Because her friend Niamh was a bit sad. Oh dear. They ate all of Craig's chocolate. Ha. 

He said it was ok. It was only Zoe. Ha.

Zita was very fierce today. Because Niamh was a bit sad last night. 

Zita is going to have a fierce talk with someone. Oh dear. Oh dear. I do not know who. Maybe they do not have a name. Ha. 

If you are nasty nobody remembers your name. It is known.

Emmet and I were going to chop them all up with the giant Viking scary axe. Or maybe the old colonel's special for being brave sword. 

I was going to be the way scary very fierce Viking dog. Just like on the television. With my fierce bark. Ha. 

Emmet was going to take one of the way old Scotsman's shields off the wall. So we would be way way scary.

But Niamh said we could not chop them all up into just little piece. Too bad for us. Oh well.

Emmet looks like the man on the television. In the way scary wolves and dragons program. Not like a Viking. 

People are going to come to our house to have tasty cakes with us tonight. 

We will sing the happy birthday song. And we we will open all the secret presents. Ha.

They will be all my friends. Even Zoe again. It is known. Good for us.

Everybody from way far away called for Emmet and Niamh to sing the happy birthday song. On the telephone. That is good. 

Craig did not sing. That is good.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Seven

We had a very busy day.  Everybody was way way busy. Except me. 

Zita and Craig had to make Emmet's and Niamh's stories all beautiful. 

Niamh and Emmet were way busy writing more stories. 

We were too busy for our nice walk this morning. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

We had very fat crunchy toasts. We used the special tasty toast bread. That is good.

Then we had our nice Sunday lunch today. We had pancakes. Not just French pretend toasts. Ha. That is good.

Emmet and Zita had a nice visit with Jamie and Professor Jill. Outside on our driveway. 

I did not go. I was a bit in trouble. Because of being a digging a big hole dog. Oh dear. 

Jamie does not dig big holes. Zita said so. Oh well. 

Professor Jill is very busy. 

She has to read lots and lots and lots of long stories. Even my friend Emmet's long story. And all the remember everything exams. Ha.

Another music machine came to my house this afternoon. It is not black. I do not know why. It is just tall. Oh well. 

Tomorrow is Emmet's and Niamh's sing happy birthday day. 

I got them secret presents. Craig showed me. That is good. 

Emmet and Niamh are older than me. Not so old as Craig. Ha.

Niamh is so old now she can go to jail. Emmet told me. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not right.

She would not go to jail. She did not steal Emmet's birthday. Emmet is wrong. It is known. 

He just says that. Because he is a big brother. It is his job. Oh well. 

I do not think I have a big brother. Just Mattie my way big cousin. 

I do not see him so often. Even on our walks. He moved to another house. Not so near me. Oh well. 

We will sing the happy birthday song tomorrow. Even Craig. I will help. 

We will have two cakes. One for Emmet and one for Niamh. That is good.

So Niamh will not steal Emmet's cake. Ha. 

Maybe we will have cheese. Maybe.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Six

It was a nice quiet day.

Saturday's are not so busy for me. 

The nice Queen and the rascal ladies do not call us on Saturday. That is good. 

Zita and I went for a nice long walk this morning. In the not so cold.

Craig had to go to his old friends breakfast all my himself. This morning. He knows the way. By himself.  That is good.

Niamh had to go to the dance a lot place way early. She nearly forgot to get up. Ha. Too bad for her.

Zita had to go to give more nice people their newspapers. And Emmet was writing another long story for his remember everything exams. 

It is still all about the old old mountain people. They did not like old Mister Pope so much. His helpers just wanted to burn things all up. Even way big stones. That is silly. Too bad for them. Oh well.

I had to guard the whole house. All by myself. For a long time. 

It was not so hard guarding the house today. The present man does not come to our house on Saturdays. 

When Craig and Zita were all back home they went right back out again. 

To see all of Niamh's little dancers. On the giant stage. With the very loud loud music.

Niamh only had one special dance. This year. Because she is the dance a lot teacher. Oh well. 

She is going to take care of some of her little dancers tonight. For real money. That is good. You need real money for the secret presents. 

Craig gets me my secret presents. To give to my family. I do not have any real money. Or pockets. 

You can not have real money if you do not have pockets. You will just lose it. It is known.

When Zita came home she put more Merry Christmas shiny lights on our beautiful trees. On the other side of our patio. 

Now the dangerous wolves can not hide in our bushes. 

And jump out and eat you all up. Just like my cheese treats. All gone. Oh dear.  

Now we have too many lights. They can not hide in the lots of light. Ha. Good for us.

Maybe we will watch the old detectives tonight. On the comfy rug in the den. Ha.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Five

I had another busy day. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is still not even put your hat on cold. Ha.

We got a present. From our cheese party friends. Not a secret present. 

A just because present. A new not so big pretend bear. We have lots of pretend bears. And two dragons. With funny names. Ha. Good for us.

I do not know the new pretend bear's name. 

All of Craig's bears have names. Some them used to be very fierce soldiers a long long long time ago. Fighting way nasty Pyrates. Ha. 

The Bears worked for Princess Patricia. And Mister Lord Strathcona. With Craig's very old Uncle Austin. They had giant horses. Oh dear. 

Horses are very big. And smelly. Sometimes they go for walks on our street. I saw them. 

Then our friend Mister Peter came to visit. And drink tea. His father used to guard the old old Mister Pope. That is good. He had a giant pointy axe. Ha. 

Mister Peter was Zita and Craig's friend from even before Niamh and Emmet where babys. A way long time ago. 

Mister Peter is going to fix the bathroom in the scary basement all up. So it does not wiggle. He is a way good fixer. 

Craig says it is because he is from the mountains way far away. Where they make all the clocks and chocolate in the world. 

They are not Emmet's way old people's mountains. Other mountains. 

Emmet went to his nice university to study for his very old Latin remember everything exam. Too bad for him.

Then two men brought the all red go fast chair back. All fixed up. And spic and span. That is good. 

More secret presents came today. Good for us. 

Zita was way busy with the rascal ladies this morning. And then she took all our newspapers to all the nice stores on the busy street. Maybe they will give her treats at the nice bank. Maybe. 

There are too many awful squirrels on my beautiful patio. Because we do not have any way too much snow. That is not right. 

I had to go and lie down in the kitchen two times. I hate squirrels. 

Another present man came this afternoon. With a special just for Niamh present.

Niamh is going to a way late bowling party tonight. 

She has to be home early. Because she has a giant dance show. 

For all her little dancers. Tomorrow. She has to get up early to help. Ha. Too bad for her. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Four

I had a very busy day.

I was up late last night. Emmet was helping Niamh find a nice university. I guarded them. They had to make lots of tea.

Craig and Zita were all fast asleep.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is still not so cold at all.

We had very fat toasts for our breakfast. Ha.

Then the very big truck came. With all our newspapers. I did not bark so much today. Ha.

They brought lots and lots of papers into my side yard.

Then my friend Garry came. In his truck. To get lots of papers for his friends. 

He told me my cousin Mattie went to the make you beautiful store too. 

Because it is nearly Merry Christmas time. He did not want to scare Mister Saint Santa either. That is good.

Craig's all red go fast chair broke. Pieces fell off. And got all lost. Now it will not go fast anymore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

A man in his little truck had to come to our house. To take the all red go fast chair to the fix it all up store. He could not fix it here. It was too broken. Oh dear. That is not right.

Zita had to get the silver old not so very fast chair. From the basement. 

Craig told me you always have to have extra go fast chairs. Because they are not so tough. Not like Craig and me. Ha. 

And Zita had to take Craig's silver little car to the way too small office. Because the gold big car was filled all up. To the top. With our nice newspapers. 

It was a way busy day. 

Emmet is writing his long stories for his remember everything exams. 

It takes a long time. You can not make mistakes on your remember everything exams. It is known.

Niamh is being a helper teacher until late tonight. I will wait for her. 

It is my best job. Waiting for my family. And guarding the cheese parties. Ha.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Three

I had a long sleep last night. When I go to the make me beautiful store it always makes me very tired. Oh well.

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. Craig had a little sleep in. Ha.

Zita and her other lady friend went out. At lunchtime. To look at a nearly new house for the lady. She has a nice dog. He is not so big. 

The nasty dog was on my street again. That is not right. I barked and barked at him. Until I got in trouble. Then he went away. Oh well. 

He is a way nasty dog. I do not know why. 

He tried to bite me last week. Again. Zita did not let me bite him all up. Oh well. 

Zita said we will not go where he lives anymore. That is good. 

He is a nasty dog. I told Jamie and Zorro. Ha. They are nice dogs. And very furry. They are North Pole dogs. 

That is where Mister Saint Santa lives. Good for them. They always get nice secret presents. 

Mister Saint Santa does not give secret presents to nasty dogs. Or people. Just dirty pieces of old old rock. Ha. Too bad for them.

We always get beautiful secret presents. Good for us.

The present man brought a secret present for Emmet and Niamh. It was from my cheese party friends.

We got tasty presents for them. That is good. 

Emmet is writing two remember everything stories. 

About the way old mountain people. And another one about the people who forgot they lost a war. For Professor Jill. 

I had a nice nap in the den this afternoon. I kept Craig company. When he was reading his book. 

He is still a fierce Viking. He is not a nasty steal everybody's nice things Viking.  

He just wants his castle back. From the nasty Vikings who stole it all way. That is good. 

We watched the old detectives last night. I had a nice nap. In the hall. Where I can see everybody. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Two

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. It is still not so cold outside. 

Then we had our toasts. Good for us. 

Craig had to read lots and lots. For the nice Queen. 

Queen's do not have to read lots. That is why Craig works for her. So she does not have to read all the long stories. 

Zita went to visit Craig's mother. And take her for a nice walk too. Just like me. Ha.

Emmet had to go Merry Christmas shopping today. To find special secret presents for all his friends. And us. He was gone a long time. 

It takes a long time to find presents for friends. Because they are your friends.

When everybody was all away I guarded Craig. We played catch the ball. When he was not reading. For our nice Queen. 

We watched the old detectives last night. Even all of us. That is good. It was not scary. 

After lunch we went to the make me beautiful store. Oh dear. 

When I was in the make me beautiful store Craig and Zita had a tasty little lunch. And went shopping for secret presents. 

Because it will be Merry Christmas time soon. 

I did not see what they got. They hid it in the back part of the gold big car. Where the go fast chair lives. Oh well. I will see everything on Mister Saint Santa's day. Ha. 

They did not forget me. At the make me beautiful store. That is good. Sometimes I worry. Oh well. 

Now I am all beautiful again. I am not so very very furry. 

Craig said I looked like a bear. Oh dear. 

That is not right. Mister Saint Santa will not come to visit your house if you have a very fierce bear. Instead of a nice dog. Like me. It is known.

That is why I always go to the make me beautiful store before Merry Christmas time. So I do not scare Mister Saint Santa away. That is right.

At Merry Christmas time Craig gets my secret presents for my family. Because I do not have any real money. Craig has real money. The nice Queen gives it to him. 

You need real money to get secret presents. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty One

Everybody had a very busy day.

Even Craig. He had to go to help the Queen. All afternoon. Downtown.  Ha. Too bad for him.

Zita took Emmet to his nice university. Early. Today Emmet's way interesting classes are all over. It is remember everything time again. Oh dear.

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is not so cold today. Again. 

We had four very crunchy toasts today. When we got home. Good for me.

Emmet forgot all his money. At home.  Zita had to go to the university. So he could have some real money and go to Mister Horton's store and buy his donuts and tea. Silly Emmet. 

Then Zita had to listen to her important meeting. On the telephone. I was a big help. I did not bark at all. Ha.

I helped move the cars. Lots of times. Good for me.

Craig had to read lots. All morning. For the nice Queen. 

He forgot to have a tasty lunch. Too bad for me. Oh well.

After university time Emmet went to see Miss Sue. She is the  make your hair all beautiful lady. Miss sue made Emmet's hair all beautiful even when he was way little. 

Emmet has lots of curly hair. Just like me. 

So now Emmet is all neat and tidy for Merry Christmas time. That is good.

I am going to the make me beautiful store tomorrow. I do not mind. 

Craig and Zita will not just forget to bring me home to my own house. 

They always remember. That is good. I do not worry so much now. Just a little. 

Zita and I went for a long walk when Craig got home all safe.

We went to the nice bank again. I got more treats. I like that store. It is known. 

Niamh is teaching all the little dancers tonight. She will not have her tasty dinner with Craig and Zita and me. Oh well. Too bad for her.

The present man brought secret presents today. One was for me. Ha. Craig told me. 

I do not know what it is. It is a secret present. He hid it all away. Ha. 

That is what you do when you get secret presents for people. At Merry Christmas time. 

I know where he hid them. Good for me. 

I will not tell anyone. I will just guard them. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty

We did not have real toasts for our special Sunday breakfast. Just the toasts from way far away France. Oh well. To bad for me. 

I got Niamh out of her comfy bed today. Ha. So she could be all fast awake for our tasty breakfast.  I jumped right on top of her. Ha. 

Getting Niamh all out of her comfy bed is my job. It is a good job. I like my jobs. I am a way good helper. Zita told me.

Zita and Doctor Susan went secret present shopping. In Doctor Susan's red little car. After we had our lunch. That is good. 

And then Craig had to go too. In the silver little car.

I had to guard Emmet and Niamh. Craig asked me to. It is an easy job. 

Emmet is studying for his remember everything about reading old Roman stories exam. 

And Niamh is making her room all neat and tidy. It takes a long long time to make her room all neat and tidy. Ha.

Niamh put lots of Merry Christmas decorations in her comfy bed room. 

Niamh loves Merry Christmas time. Even a very little pretend Merry Christmas tree. Ha. 

Then Zita and Niamh went to Craig's mother little place. With decorations. More Merry Christmas decorations. 

So her little place will all ready for Saint Santa's day. With a way little Merry Christmas tree. That is nice.

Craig and I had real toasts. With peanut butter. When he got home from the secret presents shopping. Ha. That is good. I like real toasts. 

It is right to have real toasts. Not pretend toasts from way far away France. 

We stayed up late last night. To watch the writing on the television detectives. I had a long comfy nap.

I am going to the make me beautiful store soon. So I am all beautiful for the Merry Christmas time. 

I have to be all beautiful for all the special cheese parties. 

Everybody puts on all their beautiful clothes for cheese parties. 

Except for Craig. He just was neat and tidy clothes. Ha. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Nine

Zita and I went for just a little walk this morning. 

Then we went for the longest walk in the world. We took Craig to his old friends breakfast party. Because it is Saturday.

And we went to the give nice dogs treats bank and to the outside buy tasty food stores. And to see the all empty canal.

Then we came home. And I had a nice nap. Good for me.

And I had to guard Craig because Zita had to go secret present shopping and Emmet had to go to his nice university to read lots of old books. 

Because it is remember everything exam time. Again. Oh dear. 

Niamh had to go to show people she was the best dancer. 

They are going to have a way special dance with beautiful dresses and not so fast music. 

But you have to be a way good slow dancer. 

Miss Rachel was a beautiful dress slow dancer. A long time ago. She told my friend Niamh all about it. 

A way far away government asks special dancers to come to their big dance party. Every year. In a giant room. Way downtown. Full of famous pictures.

Then they can give money to people who can not find any money all by themselves. That is good. Then they can have a nice Merry Christmas time. 

It is not our government who makes the special party. It is another from way far away. 

They do not have a nice Queen. Or very fierce Scotsman soldiers. 

Just way tasty cake restaurants and lots of beautiful slow not so loud music. Too bad for them. 

Craig and I played catch the ball in the afternoon. 

It is still not so cold outside. Even with our all empty trees. That is not right. 

Zita is going to get pizzas from the fat pizza store. Way downtown. For our dinner tonight. That is good. 

I always get the extra hard bit of pizzas. That is good. 

Craig and Zita watched a brand new story on the television last night. All about lots of detectives. 

All their words were on the television. In letters.  

They could not speak like us. Oh well. They caught the nasty man anyway. 

Day One Thousand Two Hunded and Thirty Eight

I had a nice walk today. I brought Zita with me. Ha. Good for me.

We have the giant tree in the side yard. It is Saint Santa's Merry Christmas tree. 

We cannot put it in the house until after Niamh's and Emmet's sing happy birthday day.

Emmet told me Niamh stole his sing happy birthday day. That is not true. Niamh only steals ice cream. And towels. Ha. 

We can not have Merry Christmas music on the music machines. Until after we sing the happy birthday song. For Emmet and Niamh. It is the rule.

I do not know why it is a rule. Nobody told me. Oh well. 

Rules are confusing. It is known.

The present man brought a big box. It is a secret present. Another one. Ha. 

Craig forgot to give me my breakfast this morning. Because he had a little sleep in. Oh dear. 

I did not starve into nothing. I got cheese bits instead. Ha. Good for me.

Today is Emmet's eat donuts for lunch all day at his nice university.  Ha.

Craig's sister and Uncle George are coming for a visit. Before my dinner time. 

Not a cheese party visit. Just a little visit. Oh well. 

I like cheese. And parties. With all our friends. We have lots of cheese parties because it will be Mister Saint Santa's day soon.

Craig and Emmet watched the not so scary Vikings on the television last night. I help them watch.

Niamh and Zoe were too loud. Because of Niamh's brand new coat. And they were making music for Zoe's parties. Two parties. On the same day. Oh well. 

I could not have a nice nap. Because of the too loud music. So I went into the den. With Craig and Emmet. And the comfy rug. Good for me.

After our lunch Craig cleaned the living room all up. So nobody will know he is all messy. Even his sister. Ha. Too bad for him. 

We are all having a tasty dinner together tonight. That is good. Not with my friend Niamh. Oh well.

Auntie Jane and Uncle George brought us our Saint Santa's secret presents. That is good.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Seven

The present man came to our house today. Two times. Ha.

Another present man brought a giant box for my friend Niamh. 

It is not a secret present. Craig told me it is her brand new keep you comfy warm coat. It is a keep your bottom all warm coat. That is good. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk his morning. It was not way too cold. Just cold.

We do not have any too much snow at all. Ha. 

Craig was all at home this morning.  The nice Queen did not need his help today. That is good. 

We played catch the ball. Twice. Ha. Good for me.

I got a big cheese treats for not barking at the awful squirrels this morning. Good for me.

Craig and Zita went to the not so much money for breakfast store. To get our Merry Christmas tree. For Saint Santa's day. 

In the afternoon. After our lunch. I minded Emmet. Zita says I should mind Emmet. Craig says I should guard Emmet. They are the same thing. I think. 

It is because Zita is from way far away. Craig says. It is confusing. It is hard being a dog in my house.  Oh well. 

Craig and I had a brand new still hot bagel. For our lunch. Emmet brought them home. From Mister Kettlemans bagel store. 

The present man comes to our house because it will be Merry Christmas time soon. AfterMerry Christmas is when we get all our secret presents. It is known. I always get secret presents too. 

Because I am the best dog in the world. Most of the time. Craig told me. Ha. 

And have all our tasty cheese parties. With all our friends. That is good. 

We get lots and lots of cheese from Mister Nicastro's smelly cheese store. That is good. 

Craig and Zita brought two Merry Christmas trees to our house. In the gold big car. 

One is for Mister Bill. He lives next door. The squirrels run on his roof. I can see them. I hate squirrels.

Zita is going to visit her lady friends tonight. They have a nice dog too. It is not so big. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Six

I had a very long day.

Craig drove Emmet to his nice university this morning. Early. 

Then he had to go and help the nice Queen. And he did not come home until way late. Even after my own lunchtime. 

We could not play catch the ball until way late. 

I sat at my watching window and waited and waited. For a long time. For the whole morning. That is not right. 

Zita had to give me my peanut butter treats. 

Peanut butter treats are not Zita's job. It is Craig's job. That is not right.

Then Craig and Emmet came home. I was way happy. It is known. 

I brought them my favourite green toy. They were way happy too. That is good.

Then Craig and I played catch the ball. That is good.

Emmet had to stay at his nice university today. To read an important book. 

The kind of book that has to stay inside the nice university. It was all about the long time ago live in the mountains people. 

Niamh has to write all about all the books she read. For one of her very interesting stories. It is very hard. She told me so.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before it was all too dark to see the wolves. Hiding in the bushes. Ha. Too bad for them. 

When we can see them they can not jump out of the bushes. And catch you. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Just like the big statues in Emmet's way scary television stories. I do not watch those stories. It is known. 

I was a little bit soggy. So I stayed in the kitchen to keep Craig company. He was not soggy. Just me and Zita. 

Craig was a little bit tired. Because of all the thinking for the nice Queen. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Five

It is not so nice out today. Just all dark. Even in the morning. And there was lots of cold windy rain. 

Zita and I went for a little so long walk. We did not see anybody. Just cars. Oh well.

We had toast and lots of coffees when we got home. Because it is not so nice outside today. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. Not for so long. Because of the windy cold. 

Then everybody was busy. Me too. 

There were too many dogs in the park. All running everywhere. I saw them. From my watching window.

I do not like that. They will get all lost.  

Then they will not find their own house. And they will not have their tasty dinner. And will be all sad. And cold. Oh dear. 

I bark at them. They do not listen to me. Too bad for them. 

Craig and I had a peanut butter sandwich for our own lunch. I like peanut butter. I always get all the extra bits. Ha. 

There is another silver little car. Just like Craig's. It is confusing. When it is on my street and Craig is in our house. That is not right. It is Craig's silver little car. Oh well.

Emmet was talking to Miss Rachel. Yesterday. On his little computer. With real pictures. 

She is still in way far away Ireland. She is going to the soon to be doctors university. 

Emmet said she is going to come home for the Saint Santa's days. Maybe we will see her. And have treats. Miss Rachel always has tasty treats.That is good.

Zita had to go to the way too small office this afternoon. Even in the nasty weather. Oh well.

Emmet had a bath. So he would not be all smelly. I am going to the make me all beautiful store. Soon. 

So I will be all beautiful for the Saint Santa's time. When we have all the cheese parties. 

You have to be all neat and all squeaky clean for our parties. 

Then you get lots of cheese treats. It is known. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita and I did not go for our nice walk this afternoon. Because of the too much windy freezy rain. 

We did not want to fall all down. On our bottoms. Because then you have all soggy bottoms. Oh dear. I would not like that. 

Last year I fell down and got a sore leg. I did not like that so much. 

I stayed in the house. So I could help Zita make our tasty dinner. I was a big help. It is true.  Zita told me. Good for me. I am a very good helper. It is known.