Day One Thousand One Hundred and Twelve

We had another way too hot day.  

Zita and I had a nice early walk. That is good.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went up to the Mahoney's other house. Beside the beautiful big lake. In the gold big car. I did not go. I had to guard our not hot at all house. All by myself.

They are all going swimming in the big lake. The lake is all warm. Like a nice big bath tub. Because of the way too hot. 

Zita told me that there is not even one nasty shark in the lake. Or giant whales. That is good. Only very little fish. 

Sharks are very dangerous. They eat anything. Even swimming in the water people. Oh dear. They should only eat squirrels. Ha. 

Niamh does not like even little fish. Oh well.

Craig went to get Emmet at his other nice doctor. I was here all by myself. 

I watched out my window. I did not see anything not right. That is good. I had a little nap. On the comfy rug in the living room. Good for me. 

Craig could not fix our side door. Oh dear.  

A man came to look at our door. It is all broken. He had to go back to his store to find brand new handles. For the broken door. Better handles for Craig. 

Easy to open the door handles. Because of his not so good anymore for throwing the ball shoulders. That is good. 

When Zita and Niamh and Orlaith come back from the big lake they are going to the fat nice pizza restaurant. To get lots of tasty too much cheese pizzas. To bring back to our house. For our dinner. That is good.

Mister Paul is going to come for dinner too. Before he goes back all the way to way far away England. That is nice. He likes pizza too. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Eleven

It was another way way too hot day. We went for a long walk before the way too hot came. You can not walk so far in the too hot. It hurts your feet. It is known.

Craig had to take Niamh to see a nice lady. In the way too hot. All about remember everything exams. For when she goes to a nice university. 

We did not have toasts today. Craig was not here at toasts time. Oh well. 

Craig was way way hot when he got home. The silver little car does not have a make the car all cold machine. Maybe it is too small. Oh well.

He stayed in the den. Where it is nice and cool. We did not play catch the ball so much today. 

Emmet did not go for a nice walk. He just sat on our front steps. Where I could see him. And listened to his little computer. Then he came in. That is good.

Niamh and her dance a lot friend went to the breakfast for not so much money store. To buy stuff for university. Niamh's dance a lot friend goes to a nice university not so far away. In Montreal. 

Niamh got a plant. It is all green. And chocolate. 

Zita and Orlaith went shopping in the way too hot. Oh well. Because sometimes my side door does not work so well. Maybe Craig and Zita can fix it. 

The present man brought Orlaith never used brand new shoes. For the giant party in way far away Ireland. They are all red. Party shoes are always red. It is known. 

I do not know how the present man knew Orlaith was here. And not in way far away Ireland. Maybe it is magic. Like Emmet's way old Gods had. Ha.  Oh well.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ten

Zita and I went for another early walk today. We did not see anybody. Because of the way too hot.

We have the make the house all cold machine on. That is good. The floor in my kitchen is all nice and cool. It makes my tummy all cool too. Good for me.

We had toasts today. Just little toasts. We did not have any tasty jam. Oh well. 

Niamh did wake all up until after lunch. Dancing in the new big city makes you all tired. It is known.

Zita and Emmet went to the nasty food hospital to see his nice doctors. After lunch. 

They made inside pictures of my friend Emmet. So they could see if all the nasty holes were all filled up. 

They said he was all beautiful inside. That is good. 

Craig just read his book this afternoon. He is a Viking again. With a special way dangerous sword. I guarded him. He did not get into any trouble today. That is good. 

Mister Paul came for dinner last night. We had own made hamburgers. With cheese. I did not get any. Too bad for me. 

Mister Paul put a make a loud noise machine in the basement. To guard the air. That is silly. Oh well. It is very loud. 

When Emmet came home he had a nice long nap. In his comfy bed. With all his own pillows. That is good.

Going to the nasty food hospital makes you all tired. Even if you have all beautiful insides. It is known.

Niamh was way busy this afternoon. Putting all her clothes in the make your clothes all spic and span machine. Dancing makes your clothes all dirty. And smelly. Ha. 

Tonight we will watch the nice detective. In the den. I will guard everybody. That is good. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Nine

Zita and I went for an early walk this morning. Because the television said it was going to be a way too hot day. 

We did not have toasts today. I do not know why. Maybe it is too hot for toasts. Oh dear. I do not like the too hot. 

Zita was very busy this morning. She wrote lots and lots to the rascal ladies. The far away rascal ladies. 

Then Zita went to the gold big car to get my friend Niamh. From the not so very far away aeroport. 

Niamh is all home now. That is good. I chased her all around. Because I was happy she is all back home. It is good to be all home. It is right. 

When Niamh got home she was very hungry. 

She did not eat anything today. So she would not be all sick to her tummy on the aeroplane. Like last time. Oh dear.

So she had lots of treats. The round ones that dogs can not have. Not even way nice ones. Like me. Oh well. 

Our friend Paul is going to come for a tasty dinner tonight. We will cook outside. In the way too hot. 

Emmet did not go for his nice walk today. Because of the too hot. 

It is not nice having a walk when it is way too hot. You can only go on the nice streets with all the big trees. Where it is not too hot for your feet. It is known. 

Zita and my friend Emmet went to the special make the delicious bread store. To buy tasty buns. And special big breads. For our party tonight. Ha. Good for me. 

Orlaith went to Professor Jill's house. Even in the too hot. To make the front garden all beautiful too. That is good.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Eight

I did not have a nice sleep in today. I had to get up early. To help my friend Emmet. 

Emmet had to get up way early. To have a bath. So he could go to breakfast with Miss Rachel. And smell all beautiful. And be squeaky clean. Ha.

They had good for you croissants. No chocolate. 

Then they talked a lot. All about going to way far away. To go to the be a doctor university. In Dublin. That is where Zita's mommy and daddy live. In way far away Ireland.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Craig stayed in the comfy bed. To watch the little go fast cars. We did not have toasts today. Too bad for me.

Niamh sent us lots of pictures. On the computer. Pictures of Niamh dancing in front of big buildings. And more pictures of the new big city. At night. That was nice. No pictures of nice dogs. Oh well.

My friend Niamh is coming home tomorrow. That is good. On another aeroplane. So she can sleep in her own comfy bed. That is good.

Professor Jill came over for a visit. On her bicycle. She did not have Jamie or Zoro. Just her. She did not come in the house. 

Zita and Orlaith went to take some not just right clothes back to the nice store. They went in the gold big car. I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. 

Emmet had a nice nap. Going to breakfast makes you all tired. If you have holes in you. It is known. 

Emmet and I had nice Mister Kettleman's bagels for our way too late lunch. Good for us.

Last night Zita and I went to our beautiful garden. On the other side of our house. Under the window. In the den. 

I guarded the garden for Zita. She found lots of brand new never used own made green beans. Right in the ground. In our garden. 

I got some. It was a special treat. For scaring all the nasty squirrels all away. So they did not steal all our tasty vegetables. Good for me. Ha.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Seven

We had a nice quiet day. 

Craig and got up. Before anyone. He and our friend Paul had to go to the old friends breakfast. And talk. 

I went back to sleep. In Craig's place. On the comfy big bed. He has lots of pillows. Ha.

When Zita was all awake we went for a nice walk. It is a nice day for a walk. It is just a little hot today. 

I do not care. The make me beautiful store took all the too much fur away. So I am not a way too hot dog anymore. That is good. 

Zita talked to her sister in way far away Ireland today. For a way long time. On the telephone. 

We got all brand new telephones yesterday. That is nice. Dogs never use telephones. They do not fit dogs so well. Oh well. 

My friend Jamie came over. With Professor Jill. To talk to Zita. They did not come into our house. Just sat on our beautiful patio. Oh well.

Craig's football team won last night. Everybody was surprised. Ha. 

Professor Jill and all the lady Professors went to the football game last night. That is funny. Ha. 

Zita and Orlaith went to the tasty food stores. To fill up the refrigerator. With people food. So they do not all starve to death and blow all alway in the wind. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. That is good. 

It is not a very busy day. Because it is just Saturday.  

Zita went to our big church today. I think Sunday is a holiday for the church. That is good. We can have tasty toasts tomorrow. That is good. 

Orlaith and I went for a nice little walk. Not so far today. Because the television said maybe it was going to be all very loud and noisy windy rain. And lightening. Oh dear. We did not want to be all soggy. 

We will watch television in the den tonight. Altogether. We will watch some more of the nice detective in the way old sad war. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Six

I went to the make me beautiful store this morning. My friend Miss Darby was not there. 

She moved to where the giant full of whales ocean lives. She used to live there. When she was little. Oh dear.

There was a new nice lady. She made me all beautiful. And gave me a beautiful yellow scarf. For being a good listener. 

She talked to me all the time. I was not scared. That is good. 

Craig and Zita did not forget me at the make me beautiful store. I do not like being far away from my comfy house. All by myself. I worry that I might get all lost. 

We came back to my comfy house in the gold big car. All of us. I barked a little too much. Again. Oh well.

Then the car had to go to the tire store. One tire is not so very round. Craig said it might be not so good tire. Oh dear. I did not go. 

I was a bit all tired. Going to the make me beautiful store makes me tired. That is why I have a lovely comfy bed. In the nice cold floor kitchen. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh is still in the new big city. At the dance a lot school. It is very too quiet here. That is not right. 

There is a football game tonight. Just up the street. Where our nice give me treats bank is. 

There will be too many cars. All parking the wrong way. The policeman will take them all away. To the car jail. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

The gold car came home. It was all right. All the tires are way round now. That is good.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Five

PI got up early today. With Craig. Everybody else was all asleep.

He had to go see a new nice doctor. About his nose. Oh well.

I helped move the gold big car. That is good.

When Craig was away Zita and I went for a nice walk. I was not a too much pulling dog today. That is good.

We did not have toasts today. We were too busy. Oh well. 

Last night Orlaith got pictures from Niamh. From the new big city. With all her dance a lot teacher friends. That is good.

Craig took my friend Emmet to see his nice doctor today. That is good. 

He had a nice bath. Before he went to the doctor. So he was all squeaky clean. You have to be all squeaky clean when you go to the doctor. It is the rule.

And wear clean socks. And brush all your teeth. It is known. 

Zita is way busy with all the rascal ladies. It is hard to find them. In the nice summer time. Oh well.

Craig is not all busy. He is just a lawyer. In long long time ago England. He is working for the nice Queen. But it is a secret. He does not have a nice dog. Just an old happy horse. Oh well. 

Orlaith is at Professor Jill's house. To make the garden all beautiful again. That is nice. 

Zoro and Jamie can not help. They can only help in the backyard. Not in the front yard. Because of the cars. And the diggers. Oh well.

I hurt my leg a little today. Just a little. Craig and I will just have a nice rest this afternoon. 

I got in trouble. I had to come home from my nice before my dinner walk. Because I was a too much pulling dog. Oh dear. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

We tried again later. We had a nice walk. I am not in trouble now. That is good. I do not like to be in trouble. It makes me sad. It is known. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Four

Zita and I had to get up early. 

Because we had to make sure Niamh did not forget anything here. She had to go to the aeroport. Niamh always forgets things. Everywhere. It is known.

Niamh is going to the new new city. To learn all brand new dances. She is going to stay in a nice hotel with giant beds. I can not go. 

Craig says dogs get all lost when they go on aeroplanes. 

Then his friend Eamon has to find them. Oh dear. What if I got all lost and Eamon could not find me. Oh dear. That is why I do not go on aeroplanes. Too scary. 

Emmet can not go on aeroplanes either. His nice doctor told him. 

Orlaith was helping my friend Jamie make professor Jill's garden all beautiful. That is good. 

Today is Craig's mother's sing happy birthday day. Craig and Zita  went to her new apartment with secret presents. She is a kabillion years old today. 

I stayed here to guard Emmet. 

Zita washed my comfy bed. It is all fluffy again. That is good. I had a nice nap. After lunchtime. Ha.

Our friend Mister Paul came for a visit. From way far away England. I remembered him. I did not bark so much. Good for me. 

He is going to come for dinner. Maybe we will have a cheese party. I like cheese.

Last night we had our own grown green beans for our dinner. From our beautiful garden. Ha. I had bean treats. 

After our dinner we watched the nice detective from way far away England catch nasty people. Good for us. 

Orlaith and I went for a nice walk. Right before my dinner. 

It is a very nice day for a happy walk. It is known. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Three

We did not go for a nice walk this morning. It was a bit all rainy outside. I do not want to be all soggy. 

We had crunchy toasts instead. Ha,

Niamh and Zita went out on their go fast bicycles. To do important things. 

Niamh went to the bank. They could not find some of Niamh's all green money. Oh dear. 

It was not the nice bank that gives nice dogs special tasty treats. It is the loose your money bank. 

Orlaith went to professor Jill's house. To make her garden all beautiful. 

She will see my friends Jamie and Zoro. That is where they live. In the house. Not the garden. Bunnies give in gardens. Ha. 

I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. And have a nice nap on my comfy bed. Good for me. 

Zits and Orlaith and I went to the nice bank this afternoon. I got in trouble. I was a too much pulling dog. And not a good listener. Oh dear. 

Sometimes I am not such a good listener. I do not know why. Oh dear. 

I got a nice treat at the bank. 

Zita did not tell them about the too much pulling. That is good. Too much pulling dogs do not get nice treats. Oh dear.

Niamh is going to the new big city tomorrow. Early in the morning. On an aeroplane. To go to a dance a lot school for a little while. Because she won a big dance a lot prize. For being the best dancer. It is known.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Two

It is a beautiful not way too hot at all day.

We had a little sleep in. And Zita and I had a nice long walk in my not too hot streets. That is good.

We had toasts with Craig. When we got home.

Some nasty people tried to steal Zita's stuff from the gold big car. In the way early morning. But Cara and Emily's father yelled at them. In a very loud voice. And they ran all away. Oh dear. 

Everybody watched the nice detective last night. On the big television. In the den. Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh and Orlaith and me. Ha. That is right. Good for us.

Craig had to fix the door to my side yard. It broke. The handle just fell all off. I could not go outside for a nice nap on my cool flat stones. 

Then Craig fixed it all up. That is good. 

Niamh had to go to the bank. To get her money to go to the new big city. 

They have only green money there. That is not very interesting. And they do not have the nice Queen on their money. Too bad for them. 

They do not have a Queen at all. That is not right. 

They do not have any nice castles. Craig told me. 

You can not have a nice Queen if there are no way big castles for her to live in. It is known. Too bad for them.

Orlaith and I went for a nice little walk. Before my dinner. Good for us.

Zits is going out tonight. With her friend from Mister Saint Paul's university. To talk. And to eat treats. Ha. 

I will wait up until she comes home. It is my job. I am a way good waiter. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and One

It is a happy Sunday. We had just a little sleep in today. 

Zita and I went for a walk. Before she had to go and talk to Mister God. Before the way too hot came to visit.

Craig and I played catch the ball. Before he had his coffee. Ha. Good for me.

When Zita got home we had our toasts. Then Niamh got up. And Orlaith. Ha. Still all fast asleep. 

Emily and Cara and Zoe came to our house. Because of the way too hot day. 

Zoe's other house is way old and way hot. Oh dear. 

Our house is not so old. It has a make the house cold machine. That is good. The houses all around our house are very old. Older than Craig. It is known.

Zita went to Mister Kettlemen's bagel store. To get bags of bagels for everybody's tasty lunchtime.

Craig and Emmet went into in the den. With their bagels. Ha. All the ladies had bagels in the dining room. Me too. Because I am a nice lady too. It is known. 

When Craig and I were watching the television all of a sudden it had big sign. It said it was going to be a very big windy rain this afternoon. Maybe here. And everybody should hide. Oh dear. That is not nice. 

Craig and Emmet watched the go fast bicycles go round and round. Very fast. On the television. Our ladies won. Big fat medals. Ha. Good for us. 

We are going to have a tasty diner tonight. With everybody here. That is right. Now I can guard everybody. All by myself. 

Last night Orlaith bought a band new very special all beautiful dress. For a big big party. In way far away Ireland. To say good bye to her old school. With all her lady friends. 

Only nice ladies can go to her very very old school. But not even nice lady dogs. Like me. That is not so nice. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred

Niamh and Orlaith came home last night. Then Niamh went to the too loud concert with Julia. In the can not see anything rain. That is silly.

She was all soggy when she got all home. Ha. I did not get soggy. Good for me. 

We had a nice sleep in today. Except Craig. He had to go to his old friends breakfast. I went back to sleep. On the big bed. To guard Zita. Until she woke all up. Good for me.

Then we went for our nice walk. Before the way too hot came to our street. That was nice. 

After our lunch Zita and Orlaith went downstairs. To the scary basement. To make the nice top for the new bathroom floor. The one Mister Kyle made. 

I could not go downstairs and help. I am a bit too big. It is a way little bathroom. Oh well.

Craig and I played roll the ball. Not for too long. It is a way hot day. 

Niamh and her dance a lot friends went to another way too loud concert. This afternoon. In the way too hot. That is silly. Oh well. 

Their friend from the dance a lot school is there. On a giant stage. In front of everybody. To make way too loud music. 

I would not like that so much. 

Niamh made her hair into long tails. Four long tails. Longer than mine. 

I have I nice short waggly tail. Niamh's do not wag so much. Ha. I would not like to have four tails. It is known.

Zita got brand new clothes today. For her job with all the rascal ladies. 

Maybe we will watch the television tonight. To see the nice policeman catch nasty people. 

He can not drive a car. A nice lady soldier drives it for him. Emmet does not drive cars either. He is not a policeman. Ha. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Nine

I had a busy day.

We had to get up early. So we could have a nice early in the morning walk.

Zita had to go to breakfast way early. With Dr. Susan's daughter. To talk about getting all married. 

Maybe I should go. I could guard the giant just for weddings cake. Ha. Good for me.

Zita had to go all over the city today. For the rascal ladies. She had to drive the silver little car. Oh dear. 

The gold big car was visiting Mister Mike's fix your car all up store. All day. Oh dear.

This afternoon Emmet's friend Tara came for a nice visit. And her mother. They are all Mahoneys. They brought very special treats. 

Not for Poppy treats. Too much all full of chocolate treats. Too bad for me.

Craig gave me a cheese treat instead. That is nice. I like cheese treats.  

They took Zita to Mister Mike's store. To bring her gold big car home to our house. In our own driveway. With the silver little car. 

Now it has the go fast in the summer all fat and round tires on. That is good. 

There is going to be a football game tonight. Up on the busy street. There will be way too many cars on my streets. 

They will park all wrong. Then the policemen will come and take the cars all away. Not our cars. They are all safe in our driveway. Right beside our house. Good for us.

Niamh and Orlaith are coming home tonight. On the big bus. All the way from Kingston. They will be all fast asleep in their own comfy beds tonight. Ha. 

I will guard everybody so they are all safe. It is known.

Day One Thousand and Ninety Eight

Zita and I had a nice walk. This morning. We went on the all full of trees streets today. We did not go where are noisy diggers are. It is too dirty there. 

We had toasts. When we got home. I had only one toast today. We did not have jam on our toasts. Oh well.

It is a nice day. No just like fat sheep clouds today. Just an all blue forever sky. That is nice. I can have nice naps in my side yard today.

We watched more fast people on the television yesterday. If you are way fast and win you get big round medals. For you neck. Ha. That is good.

Emmet is going out this afternoon. He had a nice bath. So he is all squeaky clean. And smells beautiful. Ha.

Zita has to go to the make her beautiful store this afternoon. To make her hair all beautiful. Because it is the summer time. It is known. 

I am going to the make me beautiful store next week. So I am not so way too fury. That is good, I get too hot when I am too fury. It is not nice to be too hot. 

When I am too hot I lie on top the of the nice cold holes in the floor. That is good for me.

We will all be beautiful again. Even Craig and my friend Emmet. Ha.

The gold big car is going to visit Mister Mike's fix your car all up store this afternoon. It is going to stay there all night. That is not right. I do not like that. 

Only the silver little car is at our house. Maybe it will be lonely. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will watch the go fast people on television tonight. Or the nice detective in the old sad war.