Friday, 30 April 2021

Day Three Thousand Two Hundred and Two

I had a very busy day this morning. My goodness.

Craig had a very big sleep in. Until nearly lunch time. 

But I could not keep him company. Because I was way too busy guarding my house.

A very big truck came to my own corner. And it was full of men too.



And that truck had a little box that went right up into our trees. And there was a man in it. Oh dear.

He was there to take away all the old wires. And put some brand new wires there instead. My goodness me.

So I was very busy watching them. Right from my watching window. Ha. 

So they would not make any mistakes. Ha. That is a good job for me. 

I do not like mistakes.


That took me a very long time.

Because it is a very important job. Zita told me. Ha.

Miss Anna’s mother drove Niamh and Miss Anna to their beautiful clothes store this morning.

Because it was an all day long rainy day outside. Oh dear.

When Craig was all awake he had Scotsman’s porridge for his breakfast. But I did not want to share.

I do not like porridge. I like cheese and chicken more. But he only had porridge. Oh well.

I told Craig all about the men up in our trees. 

Because he can only see our big hedge out of our bedroom window.

So I have to tell him all about what I see out my watching window. 

Because he is not there to help me. Too bad for us.

So every time something happens I have to come and tell him. That is my other new job. Ha. 

Then Zita found the very noisy clean the floors machine. 

So I stayed in the big bedroom with my friend Craig for a very long time. 

On my own very comfy pillow.



Until it was not so very noisy anymore.

Not everybody has their very own comfy pillow. That is not all right. 

Everybody needs a comfy pillow for their very own. It is known. 

We brought some of our very own beautiful flowers into the big bedroom. 

Because it is going to be too cold tonight for our lovely flowers. Oh dear.



Last night we watched a new detective program. 

A nasty man chopped a lady all up and threw everything into the dangerous ocean. Oh dear. 

But a very special police dog found the lady. Even though she was right under the ocean. Ha. 

But the dog had a very good nose. Ha. 

And it could even ride right outside in the police boat. 

With his very own do not drown police jacket. Ha. 

So he found her. Ha. 

That was a very good program.

Maybe we will watch another new detective program tonight too. Ha..





Thursday, 29 April 2021

Day Three Thousand Two Hundred and One

 Zita and I went for our good morning walk before Craig was even a little bit awake. 

And when we got back home I got right up beside him. On the big bed. And we had a nice together nap.

After he was all awake and had his pillows all around I got back up on the bed.

So I could help him eat his way too big for breakfast muffin. 

And then it was time for me to help Zita with our rascal ladies work.

Today everybody said goodbye to one of the rascal ladies. 

She is going to go to an island so she can go to another university. In a little while. Oh dear. 

I had a very busy morning. 

And when Niamh was all fast awake she had to do some gardening. In the basement.

Because some of her beautiful plants were not so very happy.

So she had to take some of them outside in our side yard for a little bit. To get some help.  I was her helper. Good for me.,

Niamh has lots of beautiful plants in her bedroom. . 

She had to put lots of holes in the bottom of her just for plants pots. I helped her. It was very noisy. Ha.

Then Miss Tarryn came for a visit. 

Because her university is all finished too. 

So they were downstairs gardening all afternoon. 



It was too messy so I stayed upstairs and had a nice nap.

Then a man brought them food to eat downstairs. Oh well.

When Craig was all awake it was time for dinner. 

So Craig and Zita and I had our dinnertime in the big bedroom. It was just us. 

Because Niamh and Miss Tarryn were all full up. Too bad for them. 

After dinner we are going to watch a brand new detective program. Ha. That is a good idea.

But not in the den. We are going to watch it in the big bed. Ha. 

Wednesday, 28 April 2021

Day Three Thousand Two Hundred

Zita and I went for our nice good morning walk. It was a long time walk. But not a go far walk. 

Because we saw lots of people. Just all walking around. And they wanted to see me. Ha. 

When we got home Craig was all wide awake. So we got all his fat pillows ready so he can sit up for his breakfast. 

We had the round toasts from England. With raspberries jam.

Then I went outside for a nice nap.

But there were awful squirrels in my bushes. 

So I could not have such a nice nap. Too bad for me.

Then it started to be a rainy day. So I stayed inside. I did not want to be all soggy. Ha.

Then Zita drove Niamh downtown to her beautiful clothes store.

And on her way home Zita went to the makes only good for you tasty treats store. 

And she found some lovely good for you muffins. 

And a giant very delicious Scotsman’s scone. I do not know if it was a good for you scone. Oh well.

Zita was very busy this morning making the den all neat and tidy again.

Because we had to move everything all over our house. 

So the nice ambulance people could get Craig to their ambulance. So everything was not where it should be. 

Oh dear me. I do not like that so very much.

But now the den is all neat and tidy again and we have some fat bags of things to give to the just for free store. 

Zita was very busy today. She had to talk to the hotel people in Toronto. 

Where Emmet is going to stay for a very little while.

Before he comes back home. Because of the new do not get sick rules. 

Because they took Zita’s money two times. Not just one time. Oh my goodness.

But they knew that and promised that Emmet can even have just all the food he wants. 

Maybe just lots of cheese and delicious hamburgers. And his icy tea. Ha. 

 And they will bring his food right to his own room. Ha. That is a good idea. 

And before lunch Zita went downstairs to take all the extra everything’s out of my friend Emmet’s comfy bedroom. 

So there will be enough room for Emmet too. When he comes back to his own bedroom. Ha.

Then it was lunchtime so Craig and I had the Scotsman’s scone for our lunch. Ha. It was a very tasty fat scone. 

Then when Craig had his afternoon nap Zita went to mister IKEA’s store to get Emmet’s brand new pillows.

I stayed right here so I could mind Craig. 



Right on my very own very comfy pillow. And my own clean as can be duvet. 

Then Zita went downtown to get my friend Niamh. 

So we could have our delicious together dinner. Ha. That was a good idea. 

We are going to have lots of our delicious used food for our dinner. Ha.

Maybe some more wonderful only for shepherds pie. 





 




Tuesday, 27 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Nine

Zita and I got up before Craig and Niamh. Ha.

Zita went to the drug store before anybody was even there. 

When she got back Craig got up too. With all his very comfy pillows.

I helped him eat his toasty warm muffin. 

Then I had my right beside him good morning nap. Ha.



That is a good time for a nap.

Then It was time to go to our work so I went into the rascal ladies office to help Zita. 

We had a very busy morning today. Taking to everybody from everywhere. 

Even in way way far away Africa. But not where the eat you all up lions live. That is good. 

At lunchtime Zita and I went for a nice walk. 

And we found Miss Bruna and Mister Lyndon and my friend Lee.

They were all outside. 

Because it is a nearly very nice day today. 

When we came back home I helped Craig eat his lunchtime very tasty toasts and jam. 

And then my friend Niamh was all awake too. She had a very long sleep in.

Because her nice university is all over for a while. 

So she did not have to write any brand new stories. 

This afternoon I stayed with Zita in our own office. So I could be a very big help.

Zita said my friend Emmet is getting all ready to come back to his very comfy bedroom.

So we have to get him some brand new pillows for his comfy bed.

Because now Craig has all his pillows on the big bed. Oh dear me. 

And we are going to get him a brand new cover too. From nice Mister IKEA’s store. Ha. 

This afternoon Craig had a big nap. You are very tired after the do not get sick and die shot. 

Mister Lyndon is still tired. Oh dear me. 

And he got shot a long time before Craig. Oh dear me. 

Zita and I went for another nice walk. Before our dinner. And we found Profesor Jill. Ha. That was nice.

Today is Zita’s very own day. Ha.

Because a long long time ago Mister God’s friends made Miss Saint Zita some very tasty bread. Just for her. 

Maybe for her lunchtime cheese sandwiches. Maybe. 

So now today is my friend Zita’s very own day. Ha. That is a good day. 

We had the for shepherds pie for our delicious dinner tonight. Zita made it. 

And I helped. That is an easy job. 


Monday, 26 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Eight

We did not have a nice sleep in this morning.

Because Zita had to talk to even more people who want to be rascal ladies. 

I could not help. 

Because you have to be very very quiet. 

Sometimes I am not so very quiet. It is known.

I helped Craig eat his good morning muffin instead.

We did not go for a early in the morning walk today.

Because it was a bit too cold for a nice long walk. Oh well.

So I just kept my friend Craig company right on my comfy duvet until it was our lunchtime. 

My friend Emmet found a dragon in one of his very very old books. Ha.

It was a very little dragon. 



It was trying to lick a fat letter. That is silly. 

So Emmet wrote his own lovely poem about the little dragon. That was very nice. 

Niamh finished her very big story last night. Even after I was fast asleep. 

Now she is finished all her work for her nice university. Until the next time. 

So at lunchtime she went for a nice walk with Miss Tarryn. 

Because they were all finished. Ha. 

But she had to wear her warm jacket. 

Because it was a not so very warm day today. Oh well. 

After Miss Tarryn went home to her apartment Niamh went to Mister Kettleman’s delicious bagel store. 

To get us some all filled up tasty bagel sandwiches. For our all finished dinner. 

But the store was all filled up with too many people. So she did not go inside. 

Because she did not want to get sick. Ha. That was a good idea.

So we had our own very delicious toasty cheesies. Ha. 

Those are our very favourite sandwiches. 

Niamh said that she is going to go to bed very early tonight. 

And have the very best good night sleep. Ha. That is a good idea. 

Good night sleeps are my very favourite. It is known.

I have my very own comfy duvet and my own soft like a cloud pillow. Ha. 

Sunday, 25 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Eight

We had a very quiet day today.

Craig was all awake early and I helped him eat his toasts. 

Right on the bed beside him. Then I had a little nap with him. Ha.

But then he went back to fast fast asleep.

Because the do not get sick shots sometimes make you very tired. Oh well.

He did not even wake all up until nearly our dinnertime. Oh dear.

There was some scary thunder this afternoon. 

But Zita gave me my loud thunder medicine from my doctor Waller. 

So I went into the big bedroom and had a nice nap on my comfy pillow. With my friend Craig too. 

And then all the thunder was all gone away. So I woke up. That was good. 

So I went into the living room to mind Niamh and Miss Tarryn. 

They were writing their last very big stories for our nice university right on the floor. 

And they were having cheese and crunchy crackers treats. So I minded them. Ha.

I got treats too.

Because you always get tasty treats when you are being the very best minder dog. 

It is own our rule. That is a good rule. 

When Craig was fast awake he had some cheese too. So I helped him. 

I was a very big help today. 

Then I went back to the living room. 

Zita was reading Niamh’s and Miss Tarryn’s new stories. To make sure they were all beautiful.

And they were still writing their stories. Oh dear me.

So I had a nice nap right beside everybody. 

Then I went into the big bedroom to find my comfy pillow.

Niamh and Miss Tarryn were still writing when it was my bedtime. Oh dear me.

But I went to sleep anyway.

We had a very nice quiet day all day today.




Saturday, 24 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Seven

Everybody got up early this morning.

Because a nice doctor came to my house to give Craig his do not get sick and die shot. Ha. 

That was a good idea.

Because he cannot go to the get your shot stores. Oh dear me. 

The nice Doctor is Professor Jill’s neighbour. And she knows doctor Susan too. Ha.

She walks by my house every day. When she goes to her office. Ha. 

So she and her nurse and some other people came right here at breakfast time. 

But I could not be a big help. Because the room was all full up with people. Too bad for me.

So I stayed with Niamh and Tarryn in the kitchen. To keep them company.



Until everybody was all gone. 

The other people asked Craig and Zita lots of questions. 

And took lots of pictures of Craig and Zita and the Doctor. 

For a magazine. Maybe Craig and Zita will be famous. Maybe they will get special treats. Ha. 

Then we had our late together breakfast right in the big bedroom.

With Craig and Zita and Niamh and Miss Tarryn and me. 

And we had real pancakes. With the very delicious bacon from nearly around here. And maple syrup too. Ha. 

I even got my very own pancake. Right in my own bowl. Ha. That was a very good breakfast. 

Then Niamh and Miss Tarryn went downstairs to write more stories for their university.



Because universities are nearly all done for a while. Ha. That was a surprise. I did not know that. 

And then Zita talked to her parents in Dublin. 

They talked all about auntie Eileen’s sing happy birthday party. And all the tasty treats.



They were there with cousin Ciara and cousin Lucy too.

Auntie Eileen is not so very tall. I do not know why. 

After our delicious lunch I went outside to my side yard. To play with my new giant ball. 

Because it is a beautiful as can be day outside. 



Even our beautiful flowers were as happy as could be. 

Professor Alex and Miss Francis brought Craig a book full up with very very hard questions. 



So Craig will not just forget all the important things he knows all about.

Because he is just all the time sitting in bed.

And not helping me look out our watching window every day. Or having our together toasts. Ha.

That was a good idea. 

After our dinner we had delicious some cheese cake. Just for us. And Niamh and Miss Tarryn too.

Then Craig watched a hockey game so I had a lovely nap on my own comfy pillow. 



Zita had a little nap too. 

Good for us.





Friday, 23 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Six

We got up early this morning.

Because today Craig had to go to the nasty food hospital.

So they can look right inside his legs. Oh goodness me. That is not alright. 

And the ambulance people had to come to my house to take him there.

Because he cannot get into the go fast car with all broken legs. Or even his silver little car. Oh dear me.

I did not even eat my own tasty breakfast this morning. 

Because I was knew that my friend Craig was going away. 

I do not want my family to go away. It always makes me very sad. 

Then the nice ladies came and took Craig away to the hospital in their very big ambulance truck. I did not like that at all. 

People should not take my family away without me. Oh dear me. I was very sad.

So my friend Lee came to keep me company. When Craig and Zita were all gone to the hospital. That was nice..

But I was still very sad even though my friend Lee was with me. Too bad for me. 

And my friend Craig was at the nasty food hospital for a very long time. 


And they took lots and lots of inside his legs pictures. Oh dear me.

But after lunchtime the ambulance came back here. 

And they brought Craig with them. Ha. Then I was very happy.

So after he was all back in his big comfy full of pillows bed. I got right up beside him. 

And gave him lots and lots of kisses. Ha. 


Then I was all happy again.

Now Craig had a brand new cast on his other broken leg. 

And it is as pink as could be. Ha. That is a silly cast.


And then he had some ice cream with strawberries on top. As a treat. 

Because he was very sore from the hospital. Oh dear me.

But I got to lick the bowl as clean as could be.

Then Craig had a lovely nap. 

So I did too. On my cosy duvet. With my own comfy pillow. 



This morning the other hospital called my friend Niamh and told he she could have her not so very good shoulder operation.

Because all the hospitals are all full up with way too sick people. 

So there was not enough room for Niamh too. Oh dear me. That is not so good.

But Miss Sash told her it was just the way it was supposed to be. Ha.

Tonight we had sausages and cheesie cauliflowers. I got some too.

But Niamh and Miss Tarryn did not eat with us.

Because they were writing their stories for the nice university.  Oh well.

So after dinnertime I had a nice nap.

Because I had a very very long busy day. And it was for all day too. Oh well. 





Thursday, 22 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Five

Everybody got up very early this morning. But not me. Ha.

I had a little sleep in until Craig had his breakfast. 

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk. We did not go for a long walk today.

Because it was even snowing a bit outside. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

Our beautiful flowers do not like the cold at all. Too bad for us.

Niamh had an early in the morning meeting all about her beautiful clothes store.

Even before she went downtown to work. I do not know why. Oh well.

When they were away I minded the whole house all by myself. And Craig too. Good for me.

Today is auntie Eileen’s sing happy birthday day. All day. In way far away Celbridge. 

With Zita’s mother and father. Outside on the everybody swing.



They had a special fat cake. 



And the dining room table was just all full up with lots and lots of tasty treats too. Ha. 



Lots of our cousins were there.

Even cousin Lucy. Ha.



That was a good birthday party. With a very tasty cake. 

Cake is cousin Lucy’s favourite. It is known. 

At lunchtime a very very tall man came to look at our keep the house toasty warm machine. In the basement.

Because Zita told me that last night it was making some funny noises. Oh dear me.

So the man came to look at it. Ha. 

And he made everything all tight as can be again. That is good.

I could not help him.

Because he went down the scary stairs to the basement. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

When he was all gone I got up onto the big bed. 

To keep Craig company and give him lots of big kisses. Ha.



And we had a big fight. With a pillow. Ha. 

That was a good fight. I won. And I did not even have a pillow. Too bad for him.

After Zita brought Niamh and Miss Tarryn home to my house from downtown it was time for me to go to my little hospital.

To get my do not have a sore leg shot. Ha.

The back go fast car took us as quickly as could be. 

So we could be back home for our delicious dinnertime. That was a good idea.




Wednesday, 21 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Four

Craig had another big sleep in today.

So I did not have a nice beside him nap. Oh well.

But I took Zita for our good morning walk. And when we got outside there was snow on the ground. Oh no. Too much snow.

Maybe that is why my friend Craig had a sleep in. So he would not see the snow. That was a good idea. 

The snow even bent some of our very beautiful flowers. 



Right in our own garden. Oh dear me. 

Then Zita had to take Niamh to a special store to make a keep your arm safe holder. 

For after her operation. Oh dear me. Too many operations.

But right beside that store was the very delicious make wonderful bread and giant tasty treats store. Ha.

So Zita got Craig a special sticky bun. For his lunchtime dessert.

Because he was fast asleep until our lunchtime. Ha.

I minded him all morning. That was an easy job. So I had a nice nap too. 

We had a quiet morning together. Good for us.

After going to that store Zita took Niamh to the beautiful clothes store. And then she came back home.

And both Craig and I were still fast asleep. Oh dear me. 

Then Zita had to talk fiercely at some people. 

Because my friend Emmet forgot the secret number for his almost real money card. 

Because he never uses it.

Because he does not have so much money yet. 

But you cannot get a new secret number if you are in anywhere way far away. 

You can only get a new secret number when you are right here. That is very silly. 

So Zita told them that they were a very silly company.

So Zita and Emmet was going to get a brand new company. Ha. That was a good idea.

Then Zita went to the other delicious food store to get more raspberries and strawberries for Craig. 

And maybe even some very tasty full of chicken pies. Those are very good pies. 

But you have to eat them when they are hot. 

Not like Zita’s famous peaches pie. You can eat those any time.  Sometimes with ice cream right on top. Ha. 

But it is not the just the right time for the peaches pies. Only later when it is hot outside. 

Zita and the black car went downtown to find my friend Niamh and bring her home. For our together dinnertime/

I stayed here so I could mind Craig. He was not fast asleep anymore. 

We are going to have a delicious dinner from the giant tasty treats store. 

They make take it to your own home dinners too. I did not know that. Ha. Good for us too. 

Tuesday, 20 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Three

Zita and I had another very early lovely walk today.

Because Craig was still fast asleep when I was all fast awake.

Too bad for him.

And when we got home I was way too busy to have my nice nap beside him. Oh dear me.

Because some more men came to fix the take the water away pipes. Again. 

But this time another man came and talked to Zita.

So they would not make even more mistakes. 

So now it is all finished and it is just right. Ha.

Then Zita and Niamh had to talk to two new doctors right on Niamh’s computer.

Because Niamh is going to have an operation too. Oh dear me. I did not know that.

Nobody told me. That is not all right. 

How can I be the best minder in the world if I do not know what my family is doing. Oh dear me.

Some doctors are going to fix Niamh’s not so very good shoulder. Oh dear.

And then she will only have one arm. 

But only for a little while. Oh dear me. 

Too many operations. I do not think that is all right.

But at lunchtime Craig and I had some very tasty all chopped up cheese. Cheese is my favourite. 

Then Zita and I had to talk to even more people. On the telephone. 

But it was not so interesting so I had a lovely long nap. 

Craig had a nice lie down nap too. 

And he made himself neat and tidy again. 

So now we are both not way too furry anymore. That is good. 

We had the crunchy from Mexico food tonight. I always get lots of the crunchy bits. And lettuce bits too. 

Then Craig watched the hockey game. I did not watch it.

Because my own very comfy pillow was right there on the floor. 

So I went to fast asleep. Good for me.



Monday, 19 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Two

Craig had a little sleep in this morning.

So I could not get up on the big bed right away.

Because he was fast asleep.

I even put my own big front feet right on the bed.

But he was still fast asleep. Too bad for him.

So I took Zita on an early in the morning lovely long all over our neighbourhood walk.

And when we got home Niamh was all awake too. She did not have even a little sleep in.

So when she came upstairs for her breakfast I helped her eat it. 

Then we stayed in the living room and looked out my watching window for a long time.

So she could write even more for her new story for her nice university. I minded her.

Zita was very busy too. Talking to the rascal ladies on her computer in our rascal ladies office. 

But my friend Emmet is arguing with his books. Oh dear. 


In his little apartment in way far away Cork.

Because he does not have all his very nice friends to argue with.

Because of the do not get way too sick rules. Too bad for them.

Now everybody has to argue with only themselves. Oh dear.

Today I helped Craig eat his lunchtime toasts.

But I had to leave before he was finished.

Because I had my appointment with Zita and Niamh’s brand new make me beautiful store. 

And it is right  in my own side yard. Not up on the busy street. Good for us. 

We only do a bit at a time. 

Because I was very very furry. Oh dear me.

But after we were all finished I was nearly all gone. That is good.

Because soon it is going to be the way too hot outside time. 

And you cannot have nice outside naps if you are way too furry. 

Or you will just melt and be a puddle. My family would not like that. 

And we will have our own keep the sunshine away tent. Ha. Good for us.  

Before dinnertime Craig’s very nice Doctor talked to us. On the telephone. 

So she could know he was not even a bit dead. 

And he is not. He is just all the time tired but not all the time too sore. That is good. 

 Then Zita put tasty treats on my dinner to remind me that I was hungry. That was very nice.

We had another delicious together dinner tonight right with Craig in the bedroom. Good for us. 




Sunday, 18 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety One

Only Craig had a little sleep in today. 

But I was very busy because I went to Zita and Niamh’s make me beautiful store. In my side yard.

Because I cannot go to the busy street to my old make me beautiful store. 

It is because of the new rules. Oh dear. 

But now I am not way too furry. That is good. 

Then Zita talked to her mother and father in way far away Dublin. 

Their garden is as full of beautiful flowers as can be. That is nice. 

Miss Anna came to visit me today. Ha that was very nice. I like to get visitors.

Then Niamh and Miss Anna went for a little walk.

And when they came back they brought us donuts. 


Especially delicious donuts. Ha.

That was a good surprise.

Craig and Zita had one. 

But they were not for dogs tasty treats. 

Because of all the lots of tasty chocolate. Oh dear me. 

So I had a very nice nap. At the end of the bed. On my own fluffy pillow. 

Tonight we had a together dinner with Zita’s own made lasagna. I got a little bit too.

Then everybody talked about Niamh’s new remember everything exam. 

I did not know so much about it. 

So I went back to sleep. Ha.



Saturday, 17 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Ninety

We had a nice quiet day today. 

My friend Craig did not even wake up until nearly our lunchtime. 

Then he talked to his old friends on his little flat computer. 

But then it was lunchtime.

But he only had Scotsmen’s porridge. 

You cannot share porridge with your best friend. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

But when he was finished I got up on the bed for my vey lovely nap. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh and her go fast bicycle went to the beautiful clothes store right after her breakfast.

It was a nice quiet morning for me. 

Craig and I had our after a little while lunch. I was a very big help.



We had toasty warm muffins all covered to the top with butter. Ha.

Then I took Zita for our just around here walk. We did not see anybody. 

Because of the new do not get sick rules. Oh dear me. 

Because too many people are too sick. 

And even Doctor Rachel’s own hospital is nearly all full to the top. Oh dear me. 

After our lunch Craig watched the hockey game. And his team won. Ha. That was a surprise.

Then we had a nice long nap. That was good.

When Niamh came home she found the brand new nearly a tent. 

So Niamh and Zita and Miss Tarryn started to put it all together. 


But it was not even a bit easy. 

So it took a long time and everybody laughed at everybody else. 

I was a big help. I just stayed over by our outside stove. And did not step on anything. Ha. Good for me. 

But I after a while I had to go inside before I got into big trouble. Oh well. 

When they were all finished it way past my dinnertime. Oh dear. 

Then they decided it was time for everybody to have their tasty dinners. 

That was a good idea.

Everything is much easier after a very delicious dinner. It is known. 



Friday, 16 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Nine

Craig had a very little sleep today. 

But everybody else was all awake. 

After our breakfast Niamh’s fast bicycle took her downtown to her beautiful clothes store. 

She went in the not even a little bit warm outside weather. Oh dear. 

When Craig had all of his fat pillows all around I got right up on the bed.

So I could have my good morning nap. Right beside him. Good for us.

Then Zita talked to everybody so Craig can get his do not get sick and die shot. My goodness.

Because he can not just go to the store and get it. 

The Doctors said he has to just stay in bed. In our own house. Oh goodness me. 

But nobody can come to our house to give it to him. That is not all right. 

Then after a while Zita and I went for our lunchtime walk. Not so far today. 

Because it was not such a nice day for walks. Oh well.

When we got home Zita took my special clean my fur comb and made me nearly neat and tidy. That was a good idea.

Then we had our lunch with Craig. 



He had toasts. Ha. 

Craig’s toasts are my favourite.

So I got right up on the bed so he could share them with me. Ha.



That was a good lunchtime.

I do not like eating my own tasty food when Craig does not give it to me. 

That is why he has to get all better soon. 

So we have have our morning together toasts.

Or maybe even toasty warm croissants. 

With the delicious all the way from France jam. That is a tasty good idea.

If I do not eat my food Zita puts it in the refrigerator until I remember that I am hungry. Oh well. 

Sometimes she gives me some special treats to remind me. Ha. 

This afternoon Zita found the noisy make the floors clean machine. Too bad for me.

So I went into the big bedroom and got up on the bed so I could guard Craig from the machine.

Because he cannot use the go fast chair to hide from it. 

So we hid in the bedroom together. Good for us. 

Zita’s friend’s husband made us a very lovely dinner. 

And brought it to our house. For our together dinnertime.

It was a very tasty pie for shepherds. 

But we are not even shepherds. Oh goodness me. 

But Zita said we could eat it anyway. 

That is good because there are not even any sheeps here for me to mind. 

Just awful squirrels and fat racoons. And nobody want to mind them. Ha. Too bad for them.

Our friends have brought us very delicious already cooked dinners. 

And sometimes extremely fat delicious donuts too. 

That is because we have very nice friends. 

It is good to have friends. 

Especially when they know how to make very tasty dinnertimes. 

Like fat lasagnas from far away Italy. Or tasty from far far away chicken. Ha.

Last night we watched the nice detective. Right in the bedroom. On the big bed. Ha.

And he found a small dog for his little daughter. That is a good program.






Thursday, 15 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Eight

We were very busy today. 

But Craig forgot and was still fast asleep at breakfast time. 

I tried to wake him up. But he was still fast asleep.

So I just jumped right up on the bed. Ha. 

Then he was all awake. Good for me.

And then Zita had to talk to another person who wants to be a rascal lady. 

And Niamh had a good morning meeting on her computer. 

And she was nearly still fast asleep. But Zita woke her up. That was a good idea. 

Then Niamh took her old but very fast bicycle downtown to the beautiful clothes store. 

And Zita talked to all the rascal ladies on her computer. I was very quiet.

Even when Kathy came to visit me. I did not even bark one time.

Because all the Mahoneys are our friends. Ha. Good for me.

And she even brought us a box of extremely delicious donuts. 

From a special only has own made donuts store.  Ha. That was a good present. 

But she was only here for a very little while. Because of the rules. Oh well.

Then Zita was all finished talking to the rascal ladies and it was time for our lunchtime walk.

But it was not even a bit warm outside. Oh dear me. 

We did not leave the donuts box with Craig.

Because he might eat all of them and get a sick tummy. Too bad for him.

This morning I saw a picture from my friend Emmet. 



Right from his little apartment in way far away Cork.

Now he is finished a very full of colours important part of his gigantic interesting story. Good for him.

Yesterday Zita talked to a man in Toronto. 

So they would not forget that my friend Emmet was going to stay there for a little while. 

And maybe to make sure that Emmet had a very comfy bed with lots of pillows.

He has to stay there because of the do not get sick rules.

I have my very own comfy pillow. Zita gave it to me. Ha. 

And at night time I get to borrow lots of other pillows too. 

Craig does not mind. Because we are best friends. 

Zita was very busy all afternoon. With the rascal ladies on her computer.

So I had a very nice nap. And I guarded the donuts. 

When Niamh and her very fast bicycle got home they were as soggy as could be. Even her socks. Oh dear.

So she had a nice warm yourself up shower. It was not a squeaky clean shower. 

Because the rain already made her as clean as could be. 

We had Irish chicken for our together dinner tonight. That is a tasty dinner. 

I helped Zita make our dinner.  That is a good job. 

Sometimes you get very delicious treats when you are a good kitchen helper. Ha. 

Tonight I got lots of green beans. Ha.

And then at our bedroom dinnertime I got some chips too. Ha.

After dinner I got right up on the big bed so I could get Craig all better again.


So we can have our good morning toasts again. 

I have not had my crunchy fat toasts for a long time. 

Because Craig’s Doctor said he has to stay in bed until his legs are not still all broken. Oh dear me. 

I do not like that so very much.

So he has to get all better soon. 

Or maybe he will forget all about our good morning to everybody toasts. Oh dear me. 

Wednesday, 14 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Seven

We all got up up very early this morning. 

So I had a nice comfy sleep beside my friend Craig. Right on the big comfy bed. 

Even before Zita put all the pillows in the world behind him. Ha. 

Being Craig’s nurse dog is my best job.

Because I am very a very good muse. Just like my Zita.

But then I was as busy as could be protecting my own house.

Because there were lots and lots of sweep everything all up machines. All over everywhere.



There were even the little noisy clean the sidewalk machines.

And the very big wash the streets clean trucks too.



They would sweep away my front yard and all my beautiful flowers all away if I did not very fierce bark them away. 

So I was very very busy.

Niamh was busy too. 

She was studying for a little remember everything exam this afternoon. Oh dear.

Last night Zita and I went for a little after dinnertime walk. In the very dark.

And there was not even anybody at all outside. Just the very dark. 

Zita was not scared even a bit.

Because she had a very big black fierce guarder dog with her. And it was me. Ha. Good for us. 

Zita went the other brand new vegetables store for a little while this afternoon. 

So we could have our delicious dinnertimes.

So Craig and I had very nice afternoon naps. That was a good idea. 

This afternoon Zita’s friend brought us lots of music speakers for Emmet’s downstairs computers. 

Now he can have too loud music just like Niamh. That is good. 

Niamh is nearly all finished writing her new story for her nice university. She is very happy. 

She will be nearly all finished when Emmet comes home. Ha.

But Emmet will still be very busy writing his own gigantic story. Oh dear.

But now he can listen to his music too. That is always nice. 

We had a very nice together bedroom dinnertime tonight. 

And everybody talked all the time. 

Together dinnertimes are my favourite. 





Tuesday, 13 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Six

As soon as my friend Craig is all awake I get up on the big bed. 

And then I can have a little nap right beside him. 

So he will get all better nearly right away. 

Now this is my new early in the morning job. 

Because Craig and I cannot have our watching windows toasts when he has to stay in bed.

Zita was very busy today. Reading all about people who want to be rascal ladies. Oh goodness me. 

And Niamh was downstairs writing another brand new story for her university.

But now she told her computer not to ever forget her stories again. That was a good idea. 

I had a giant carrot treats with my breakfast today. 

Yesterday a man brought all our brand new food to my own house. Right from our grocery store on the busy street. In a little truck.

So now we have lots of tasty food for our dinnertimes. That is good. 

After my breakfast I looked out my watching window. But it was just me. By myself. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Professor Jill came to visit me. She brought us brand new raspberries and strawberries. Ha. That was nice.

Then Zita and I went for a very nice lunchtime walk all around. 

It was a lovely day today. A good for nice walks day. 

And we saw lots of our own flowers. Growing as beautiful as can be. 



Right in our side yard. 



And today a nice man gave Craig a very very little aeroplane. 

Just like Craig’s father’s own giant noisy aeroplane. But it is very small instead. Ha.

Craig’s father’s aeroplane was a Moose aeroplane. Ha. That is silly. 

A moose is way too big to fly in a aeroplane. It is known.

One time one of those aeroplanes flew right over my house. 



And it was not even very high in the sky at all. 

So it was very very loud and scary. My goodness me. 

But it had lots and lots of guns so they could keep nasty geese away. Or shoot them if they got too close. Ha. 

I do not like geese so much. 

I only like the very little birds who live in our bushes and have their baths in our front yard.

They are not nasty chase everybody all over geese. 

Sometimes they even chase my friends the ducks away from their own pond. That is not so nice.

And this afternoon the present man brought us a tent for the side yard. 



But it only has a roof. It does not have sides at all. Ha.

So now we will be able to sit in my side yard. Or have lovely long naps.

Even when it way too sunny outside. That was a very good idea. 

But now Zita and Niamh are going to build it right in my side yard. 

Maybe I will be a big help. Maybe we will have treats too. Ha.

Craig had a nice nap at lunchtime so we did not have our lunch until late. We had toasts.

But not the full of tasty jam fat good morning toasts. 

They were the skinny with only some butter toasts. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

And Zita took the bandage right off his other broken leg. Ha. 

Maybe he will all better soon. That would be a good idea. 

Last night we had the very delicious cheese toasties for our together dinner. I had some. And some crunchy lettuce too. 

We did not have a together dinner tonight.

Because Niamh was very busy writing her new long story for her university.

So it was only Craig and Zita and me in our bedroom dinnertime. 

And we had a tasty hot pie full of chicken. That is a very good pie. Ha. 








Monday, 12 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Five

Everybody got up early this morning. I do not know why. Oh well.

I jumped right up onto Craig’s bed this morning. 

So I could give him all Lots and lots of my best kisses.

So he will get all better right away. 

Then we can have our together toasts every morning again. That will be a good time. 

Then I minded Niamh in the living room and we looked out the watching window. 

Zita was very busy talking to the rascal ladies. So I was as quiet as could be. Ha.

Then Craig talked to his other nice doctor.on the telephone. 

She said he should have more Scotsman’s porridge. Ha. 

That is a good doctor. Because Scotsman’s porridge is Craig’s favourite. 

At lunchtime Zita and I went for our lovely all around walk. 

It was a very sunny day. But not so very warm. 

Last night my friend Emmet was attacked by a giant water monster. 


Right on his own computer. In way far away Cork. Oh my goodness.

It is a very good that he is coming back to his own comfy bedroom. Then I can mind him.

I am not even a bit scared of water monsters. Ha.

We can just put them right into our bathtub. 

And then they will just disappear down the little hole. Ha. Too bad for them.

I found a new place for my lovely naps.

Right on the floor between our rascal ladies office and the big bedroom.

So I can mind Craig and Zita right at the very same time.  

Zita was very busy all the whole day trying to find just the right brand new rascal ladies. Oh dear. 

And Niamh was very busy too with her friend Nate. They were talking all about numbers.

Because they are in the very same important numbers class at the nice university. 

Before dinnertime Zita and the go fast car took me to my nice hospital. To get my do not have a sore leg shot.

Zita should take Craig to my nice Doctor Waller. 

Then his all broken legs would not be so sore. That is my good idea. Ha.

We will have another very nice together in the bedroom dinnertime tonight. 

Maybe we will have Professor Jill’s own made very tasty blueberries pie for our dinner. Maybe. 

I have a new comfy rug in the bedroom.  

So my feet do not just slide all over when I stand up. Ha. Good for me.

 



Sunday, 11 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Four

We had a little bit of a nice sleep in today. 

And when Craig was all awake I had a very nice sleep in right beside him. 

On the big full of pillows bed. And I gave him lots of kisses too.

But he still has to stay in his bed. 

The hospital said it was the rule. Oh dear me. So many rules. Oh dear me.

The sweep the streets as clean as can be machines were on both my streets this morning. Oh dear.

I do not like those machines. They are too scary and noisy.

I watch them from my own watching window. So they do not just sweep up our flowers. 



And I fierce bark at them. But they cannot hear me. 

Because they are way too noisy. Ok bad for me.

When Niamh came upstairs she had the special tshirt on. 

It is special because it has a picture of me on it. 

Jumping out of the pocket. I gave it to her at our Merry Christmas time. Ha. 

Zita talked to Auntie Eileen this morning. She is still in way far Celbridge. But Zita can hear her anyway.

They always talk for a long time. And they laugh all the time too. Ha.

But this afternoon I was very busy.

Because Niamh was very sad. 

Her computer forgot nearly all her brand new story for her university. Oh dear oh dear.

So she had to start nearly all over again. That is why she was very sad. Oh dear me. 

So I stayed with her until she was not so very sad. That is my very best job. Ha.

Because dogs do not want their own family to be even a little bit sad.

So we are the very best for making everybody happy. It is our very best job. 

Mister God gave it to us a very very very long time ago. Ha. 

After a while Zita and Niamh went to a store to get lots of brand new ice creams. That was a good idea.

You cannot be too very sad when you are having delicious ice cream for your treat. 

Craig had some too. Ha. 

We had a very tasty together dinner tonight. I got some crunchy lettuce. 

And professor Jill brought us an own made blueberry pie. That is a tasty treat. 

The nice man found an aeroplane for my friend Emmet. 

One that knows how to get to our county and not get lost. Not even once. That is a good aeroplane.

And Zita will find a lovely hotel for Emmet to stay in. One with lots of comfy pillows.

And delicious hamburgers. And lots of tasty cheeses. And icy tea. Ha. 

He only has to stay there for a very little while. Because of the do not get sick rules. Oh dear.

Then he will come back home and stay in his comfy bedroom for a little while. Ha. 

Then I can mind my whole family altogether. That is my favourite job. 






Saturday, 10 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Three

We got up early today. I do not know why. Oh well.

And after Zita put all of the lots of pillows all over the bed I got up and stayed with my friend for a long time. That is an easy job. 

But it is a very important job. Zita told me so.

Then it was time for my breakfast and after that Zita and I looked out the window for a long time.

Because it is a very beautiful day today.

So Zita and I went for a nice good morning walk and when we came home we saw Niamh.

She was in the white Jeep with Miss Sash. They were going to their work. Ha.

Last night just before I went to bed the silly bunny rabbit was on my own patio. 

I fierce barked at it but it just sat there. That is not so very nice. It is my patio. 

So Zita went outside and the silly bunny ran fast away. Good for us. 

At lunchtime Zita talked to her parents in way far away Dublin. 

It is not so warm there today. It is very warm here. Ha.

So Zita put my keep the bugs but not me outside door on. Ha that is a good door.

Then Zita got the very noisy blow everything to somewhere else machine from the basement.

So we could have a neat and tidy side yard. Ha. That is a good idea. 

There is a very red bird living in my very big side yard hedge. I see it all the time. Ha. 

We have to get a new outside bath for the little birds.

Because the ice broke our old one. Oh dear me.

Because it is a very nice day outside today this afternoon I had long naps right in my very neat and tidy side yard. 

Craig had a big nap too. 

He was very tired today.

Because he went to the nasty food hospital yesterday. Oh dear me.

He should just stay here in our lovely hose. Where I could mind him. It is known.

He only had some soup for his dinnertime. 

But you cannot share soup. Too bad for me. Oh well. 

Zita and Niamh did not have soups. Ha. That was a good idea. 

Ha. Good for me...






Friday, 9 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Two

Everybody got up very early this morning.

Because we were as busy as could be today. Oh my goodness.

Right at breakfast time my friend Lee came to visit me.

And the white Jeep brought Miss Sash here to find Niamh.

So it could take them to the beautiful clothes store.

And some nice people with a giant ambulance came here. 

All at the same time. Oh goodness me.

It was very busy so Lee and I went for a lovely walk. So we did not get in the way. 

Then when Lee and I were all finished our very nice walk we came home.

But Craig and Zita were not even here at all. Oh dear me. 

I do not like that at all. 

I was afraid that maybe the ambulance people stole Craig.  Oh dear me. 

But Lee said that Zita would make sure that Craig would come back home. 

Because Zita had the black go fast car to help her.  That was good.

Then we went to Lee’s own backyard to have a little party.

We saw Miss Bruna and Mister Lyndon and ran all over with Mister Disney. 

Mister Disney is a very little dog. And very furry too. Ha. That was a good idea.

Then Lee saw the giant ambulance again so we went to my house.

And my friend Craig was all back home again. They did not steal him. Ha. Good for us. 

At the hospital a nice Doctor took out all his stitches. That is good.

My Doctor Waller took out my stitches and it makes you a bit sore.

So my friend Craig went to fast asleep as soon as he got home. That was a good idea.

Then I minded Zita. Right beside her. 

But I only ate the tasty cheese treats on my lunch. Oh well.

When Craig was all awake I took Zita on another lovely walk. 

It was an all sunshine day today. 

And it was so warm all the baby flowers were growing as fast as can be.

There are even little leaves on our very beautiful bushes. Right in our front yard. 

Soon all the trees will be full up with leaves and they will all green as can be again. Ha. That is a good idea.

This afternoon Zita cleaned up one of my front feet. Because it was too furry. 

So sometimes I would slip on the floor. 

We only did one foot because I was tired of being as still as could be. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe. 

We are going to have a very lovely together dinner tonight. 

Because the hospital did not steal Craig all away again. Ha. Good for us.



Thursday, 8 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty One

We all got up early this morning. 

So Zita and I went for a very nice good morning walk.

But when we got home my friend Craig was all fast asleep again.

So I could not give him his good morning get all better kisses. too bad for him.

He will not get all better right away if I do not give him lots of my kisses. Oh dear. 

So I went in to our rascal ladies office to help Zita instead. Oh well. 

Today a nice lady gave us a picture of a beautiful cow. Just for my friend Niamh.  



Cows are Niamh’s favourite.

I like cows too.

Because a long long time ago all the brave Bouvier dogs guarded cows. 

So they would not get all lost.

Or be chased by bears or maybe giant wolves. 

Way long ago in way far away they called cows bouves. I do not know why.

But that is why we are Bouvier dogs. Ha. Good for us. 

It is a beautiful day today. Not even any sheep clouds anywhere. Just sunshine. Ha. 

Craig had Zita’s own made oatmeal cookies for his lunchtime. And some soup.

But you cannot share soup so I had to help him finish the oatmeal cookies. Ha. Good for me.

Than I went right back to work helping Zita with our rascal ladies work. 

When we were all finished we had a together nap. Craig and Zita and I. 

But not Niamh because she had to write another all about numbers exam. 

So she could not have a nice nap. Too bad for her.

Tonight we are going to have the special from way far away Greece chicken. 

The chicken is just from right around here not from far away Greece. 

Just everything else is just how to do it if we all lived right there in Greece. Ha. 

When Niamh came upstairs for dinner we gave her the beautiful cow picture.


She was very surprised. And happy too. That is good.

Everybody should be happy. Even if they do not have their own beautiful cow picture. It is known. 

Tomorrow Craig has to go back to the nasty food hospital. 

So they can take more inside his legs pictures. Oh dear me. 

But Zita said he is not going to stay there this time. That is good. 

I do not like it when my friend Craig is not here for me to mind all the time.

And even lovely dogs cannot go to the hospital to mind their best friends. I do not think that is all right. 

Maybe we will go to bed early tonight. Maybe. 


Wednesday, 7 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Eighty

We got up early this morning. Everybody and me too.

I had a very tasty breakfast and then I got up on the big bed.

With my friend Craig and I had a little beside him nap. To keep him cosy warm.

I am Zita’s very best helper. She said so.

And then I minded Craig all by myself.

Because Zita and the go fast car took Niamh to her beautiful clothes store.

And when Zita was back home we went for a very long good morning all over walk.

And I was not even a bit sore at all. Ha. That was good.

Then I helped Zita take our old Merry Christmas tree to the driveway. 

So our nice garbage truck can take it away. 

We left it outside so the silly bunny and the little birds could hide from dangerous animals. 

Like giant raccoons. Or maybe wolves too. Oh dear. 

When we had the too much snow. Oh well. But now the snow is all gone. Ha.

It was very full of sunshine day all day today. 

So when we came inside I had a lovely nap right on my own sunny spot in the living room.

And Zita had her fluffy coffee. 

But she had to make it herself.

Because Craig still has to stay all quiet in the big bed. Oh dear me. 

Then Zita made Craig’s very favourite cookies. Scotsmen’s fat oatmeal cookies. Ha. 

So Craig had some for his lunchtime. After he woke up from a nice nap.

Then Zita and I cleaned up the side yard until is was as neat and tidy as could be.

Because the winter time is all over. Ha.

So Zita took all the move the snow shovels downstairs and brought up the comfy chairs and our little table.

That is where we have our good morning toasts in the summer time. Ha. That is a very good table.

We did not even close the side door. So I went in and out as often as can be. Ha.

But I was a bit too dirty when I came in. Oh well. 

And Mister Fred came outside too. 

So he can save the beautiful flowers from the nasty squirrels. 

Miss Sash’s white Jeep brought Niamh home from the downtown. 

When we went on our before dinnertime walk we saw Niamh and Miss Sash. 

They were in our park talking about the beautiful clothes store. We did not bother them.

Because we are very polite.

At dinnertime Zita went to get her own do not get sick and die shot.

That is a very good idea. It is known. 

When she was all back home we had toasty cheesie bagels for our in the bedroom dinner tonight.

I got a very tasty piece. 

Then Craig watched his hockey team loose. Oh well.

And I had another nice nap right beside him. But only for a little while.

Then it was my bedtime. Good for us.


Tuesday, 6 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Seventy Nine

Craig had a big sleep in today.

But Zita and I did not have one.

Because we were too busy. Zita and the go fast car took Niamh to her early in the morning job.

And when she came back home it was time to go to our rascal ladies work.

But I did not have my breakfast. 

Because I was having a very lovely nap. Outside in my side yard. Too bad for me.

So when I ate my breakfast it was nearly time for my tasty lunch. Ha. Good for me.

Then I looked out my watching window at the whole world. 

It was very sunny but not nice and warm. Oh well.

After lunch in helped Zita in our rascal ladies office. Right right beside her. 



She says I am always the very best helper. That is true.

This afternoon Craig and Zita put brand new clean as could be sheets on the big bed. 

And Craig was still on the bed. Ha.

Craig says now they can join a circus. That is silly. They are way too old. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Clean sheets are my favourite. 

The present man brought a new black thing this afternoon. 

So now Craig and Zita can watch Mister Tom’s detective programs right in the big bed. Together. Ha. That was a good idea.

Before dinnertime Zita and I went for a nice walk. We did not see anything very interesting. That is good.

Sometimes interesting things are too scary. 

We had our together dinner tonight. In the big bedroom. 

We had Miss Bruna’s very very delicious own made from Italy lasagna. 

But I did not have any because Craig and Zita and Niamh ate theirs all up. Oh well. Too bad for me.

I got lots of very crunchy lettuce instead. Crunchy lettuce is my favourite too. 

Then everybody was very tired so we all had an after dinner nap.

Then when Craig and Zita were all awake we took away the giant pillow mountain and I had my dessert.

Then we all went to fast asleep. Me too. 

Monday, 5 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Seventy Eight 

We got up early today. Even Craig. Oh well.

After he was all covered in pillows Zita and I went to the rascal ladies office to do a bit of work.

I had a very nice nap. Right beside her. Ha.

At lunchtime Niamh and Miss Tarryn and Miss Lilly went to the busy street.

So they could find the very delicious all outside coffee store.


And have some delicious coffees and maybe a tasty treat too. Ha.

And Zita helped me to get up on the big bed so I could give my friend Craig lots and lots of kisses.

Dog’s kisses will make you all better. It is known. 

But only if you are a wonderful nurse dog. Just like me. Ha.

I did not get up on the bed right away today.

Because Craig was a bit too sore and he had to be all sill for a while. Too bad for him. 

It is a beautiful full of sunshine day today. So I had a little outside nap. 

But I did not stay outside for a long nap.

Because it is not all the time warm today. Ha.

I have another brand new job. 

Every times something happens in my house I have to go into the big bedroom and tell Craig.

Because he cannot go to see what is going on. 

So it is my new job to tell him. Ha. 

That is an interesting job. But now I am very busy all the time.

When Niamh came home she brought us some very special tasty donuts. 


For everybody. 

Because the outside coffee store makes very delicious very fat donuts too. With lots of icing. That is a good idea.


I got a piece of Craig’s tasty donut. Good for me. 

Last night we watched a man driving all over way far away Italy. Talking to lovely cooks. 

And eating the most tasty food ever. 

We watched it until past our bedtime. That was a good program. 

This afternoon Miss Bruna sent us some own made lasagna. Ha. That was a nice present. 

She is from Italy. Just like the lasagna. 

It is her very own family’s lasagna. Just like her father used to make for her when she was little. 

Then Zita was all finished her rascal ladies work so it was time for me to have a nice nap. Ha. That is a good job. 

Craig had a nice nap too. 

Then Zita and I went to see nice Doctor Waller so I could have my do not have a too sore leg shot. 

Just like Craig. But not every morning. Just sometimes. 

And when we were all back home it was our dinnertime. Good for us.

And we had our own delicious sausages. And Niamh’s nearly just cheese cauliflowers. That is a silly name. 

Cauliflowers are even even a bit beautiful like a flower. And they are way too big. Oh well. 

Maybe I will get some cheese. Maybe. .



Sunday, 4 April 2021

Day Three Thousand One Hundred and Seventy Seven

We had a bit of a little sleep in this morning.

But I had a grumbly tummy. So I could not have a sleep in. 

When I have a grumbly tummy I do not even want to eat my tasty breakfast.

So Zita gave me some of the only for tasty bagels cheese. Ha. That is especially tasty cheese.

Then I ate all my breakfast. Good for us. 

Then Craig was nearly awake too. 

After Zita puts all the pillows in the world all around him I have a brand new job.

I get up on the big bed so I can give Craig lots and lots of kisses. So he will get all better. Ha.

This is my new every morning job. It is my favourite job. Ha. 

This morning Craig thought he should get just like a tank wheelchair. Oh dear me. 



He says that they do not just turn upside down. 

I do not think that they would fit in our house. That would not be a good idea. Oh dear me. 

Maybe he will forget it. Maybe. 

Niamh did not have a big sleep in because she was listening to her book for her university class.

Then she went outside to talk to Lee and Miss Lilly. 

Mister Lyndon was putting his go fast in the summer tires on his very fast car. Ha.

Niamh and Lee and Miss Lilly could only watch. Ha. Too bad for them. 

We had a nice quiet this afternoon today.

That silly bunny could not come to our house this morning. 

Because of the do not get sick and die rules. Ha. That was a good idea.

I did not like it when the bunny was in my house and I did not know. 

Maybe it will not come to my house ever again. Ha.

After lunchtime Zita put a magic hat right on Craig’s head. 

And then his hair was squeaky clean. Ha.

And Niamh came upstairs read us the very beginning of her new story for her nice university. 

I thought it was as beautiful as could be. Good for us. 

Tonight we are having just a little special dinner. Because of the all broken legs. 

And we are having Zita’s very very tasty own made soup from France.

It is just filled up to the top with onions. 

And the top is all melted everywhere delicious cheese. And the cheese is from France too. Ha. 

That is a good dinner.

It is our favourite.

Miss Tarryn is going to have her special dinner here too. 

Maybe because that soup is her favourite too. Maybe. 

I took Niamh and Miss Tarryn on a lovely long before dinnertime all over walk. Both of them. All by myself.  Ha 

I made sure that they did not get even a bit lost. Or late for our delicious dinner. Good for me. 

Then I had my before dinner nap. 

When I was fast asleep Craig made his beard all neat and tidy again. That was a good idea. 

When I was all awake I had to help Niamh and Miss Tarryn with lots of crackers with lots of different tasty cheeses. I was a very big help.

They promised not to tell my nice Doctor Waller. Ha. Good for us. 

We had our altogether dinner tonight in the big bedroom. And I had a very nice nap. 

That was a good dinner.