Thursday, 30 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Seven 

I had a very quiet day today.

Zita and I went for our good morning walk today.

But it is a little rain all the time day. So I was a bit soggy when we got home.

Then Zita had a very long rascal ladies meeting. So I had to be very quiet this morning.

I did not mind Craig this morning.

Because he was all up too.

So we had our together breakfast and then we opened all the boxes in the front hall.

Next week is Zita’s sing happy birthday day. 

So they were secret presents. 

And a box for Emmet too. All full of little tools. 

So he can learn how to open doors. Even if he lost the key. Ha. 

When he was all awake he made his Irish tea and took his box downstairs. 

So he could practice. Ha.

Last night when everybody was fast asleep I talked to Mister Saint Newton. 

To make sure that Maggie and Shadow were not chasing all of Uncle Bill’s turkeys all away.

They are catching sheeps dogs. 

But they should not catch Uncle Bill’s own Turkeys. 

Or he will never catch them again. Even in way far away Heaven. Oh dear. 

So I asked Mister Saint Newton to remind them. Ha. Good for me. 

Because last night was the day that Uncle Bill went all the way to Heaven.


Craig said he took his very noisy motorcycle with him. Too bad for us. 

Niamh and I had our lunch together. Then I had a very nice nap.

We did not play catch the ball today.

Because of the all the time rain. Oh well. Naps are my favourite too. 

But when the rascal work was all finished Zita and I went for a walk anyway. Oh well.

We had a very nice altogether dinner tonight. We had delicious chicken. I could smell it all day. 

I helped Zita and Niamh make our dinner. We listened to loud music too. Ha.

That is good. Together dinners are my favourite dinnertimes.



Wednesday, 29 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Six

It is a very nice day today. Some of our very own trees have little leafs all over. Ha.

And we have little purple flowers right on our patio too. Ha.

So we went for a lovely walk to see all the other trees. Ha. That is a good walk.

Then Zita talked to her mother on the telephone. 

She is going to make Niamh a beautiful toasty warm Irish sweater.

Because she is a famous sweater maker. Ha. 

And Zita talked to a store in way far away Dublin to get the special wool.

It is wool from only Irish sheep. Ha. That is silly. 



They are the always get in your way sheep. Oh well. Too bad them.

So soon Niamh will have a beautiful own made sweater. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and Zita and I had two angry buns for our breakfast. And then we looked out my window.

And then the nice present man brought a kabillion boxes for us. 



But we have to wait until tomorrow to see what is in them. It is the rule. Oh well. 

After lunchtime the black go fast car took Zita and Niamh to the not way far away Mister Saint Albert’s own cheese store.

That is where they make our favourite cheese. 

All by themselves. And with the lots of cows helping them too. Ha.

Before they went Zita put everything from the black car into the silver car.



Because it has special doors that open all up. So it can be our special outside closet.

Then I only had to mind Craig and Emmet this afternoon. That is an easy job.

So I had a nice nap. On the comfy rug in the living room. 

And waited for the go fast car to come home.

And when Zita and Niamh came home the car was filled up to the top with delicious brand new cheese and treats. 

So then Zita and I took Professor Jill and the little dog with us on our before dinnertime walk. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight.

Because it is the dragons game night tonight. Ha. 

So Emmet and Niamh will be downstairs. Playing with Tara, and Kirian and Aidan and Miss Tarryn. 

And they will be eating their own tasty sandwiches made from Mister Saint Abbert’s delicious cheese. 

And Emmet’s favourite icy tea. Ha.

Craig and Zita and I will watch the new detective program on the television. 

And then we will go to our comfy bed. That is my favourite bed.



Tuesday, 28 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Five

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. To look at the trees. 

And there are even some brand new flowers too. Ha. That is good.

And then I came home to mind everybody and Zita went for an adventure walk. By herself. Ha. 

When she got home we had our breakfast and then we went to our work. We were not late at all.

Because our rascal ladies office is right in our own house. Ha.

And when our first say hello to everybody meeting was over I had breakfast with Craig.

We had a muffin. Then he helped me look out the watching window. That is good.

Then my friend Emmet was all awake too. He went for a nice walk last night. 

When I was fast asleep. That was silly.

Today he is reading even more very old stories. So he can write his very own giant story.

Sometimes the stories are not so interesting. 



Because sometimes they are just about people turning into cats. That is a silly story. 

Emmet should not read just silly stories. He should go for a nice walk instead. 

There was a giant fire truck right on my other street. But it was not noisy at all. Or too bright. 

Maybe it was just having a little adventure drive. Maybe. 

Miss Tarryn sent us a picture of Niamh’s delicious own made cake. 




Because Zita and Niamh took it to Tarryn’s little house. 

So she would not starve to death. Ha. 

That was nice.

It is a very sunny day outside today. 

So all our trees will be all full up with leafs very soon. That is good.

Now my friend Niamh’s bedroom is as neat and tidy as can be. 


And everything is all put away. 

Even her lots and lots of too many shoes. 

Because she made her very big clothes closet all different again. Ha. 

This afternoon I minded Zita in our own lovely office. 

Then I minded Niamh outside. In the side yard. 

She had a very big all floppy hat on.

Because it is so sunny today she might just turn all red. Oh dear. 

But not with the very floppy hat on. Ha.

I am the very best minder ever. Craig told me. Ha. Good for me.

When we were finished our rascal ladies work I took Zita and professor Jill for our lovely before dinner walk.

Then we had our own tasty altogether dinner. That is all right. 

We will have to find a new program to watch tonight.

Because the detective program is all over. Oh well.


Monday, 27 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Four

We got up early this morning.

Because today is Emmet’s remember everything exam day.

So we needed to get him all ready. Because it is a very long exam.

So we got him his breakfast and tasty strawberries snacks. And his Irish tea too.

So we went on an early in the morning walk. It is not cold at all today.

Then I helped ZIta with the everyday rascal ladies good morning to everybody meeting.

But I was the very quietest dog ever. 

Because of the meeting and Emmet’s exam. Ha. Good for me.

When the meeting was all over Craig was all awake and all dressed too.

He only had a very little sleep in this morning. 

And Niamh was all awake too. 

She brushed me all over with my own special brush.

And then she made my face all neat and tidy. And my feet too.

Because my make me beautiful store is not open. Oh dear. 

So Niamh is my make me beautiful person. Ha. That is nice.

I got two special tasty treats. Ha. 

And tasty cheese right on top of my lunch. Ha. 

Niamh finished making her giant clothes closet and different again. 

Because she can move everything everywhere in her closet. Ha. 

After lunchtime Emmet was all finished his exam. But his head hurt. 

Because of way too much remembering.

So he went for a long walk. In the full of sunshine outside. Ha. That was a good idea.

Then he had a very nice nap. On his very full of pillows comfy bed. Ha. That is a good bed.

Some of our trees are starting to be green again. Ha.

Soon they will not be just empty trees. They will be our beautiful full of leafs trees. That is good.

ZIta and I went for a nice before dinner walk with Professor Jill too. 

I only wanted to go for a short walk today. 

So then I had a nice rest in my clean as can be side yard.

There are even nearly flowers in my front yard. 


That is good. Zita and I love beautiful flowers. 

We had an altogether dinner tonight. Then everybody went to their comfy beds. 

Because it was a long day today. 

Now Emmet and Niamh are all finished their university work. But only for a little while.

Because Emmet has to write his giant story so every can know something brand new. Ha. 






Sunday, 26 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Three

We did not go for our good morning walk this morning.

Because we had a nice sleep in. Ha.

And then Zita made own made muffins for our together breakfast. Ha.

Then Emmet and Niamh were all awake too.

They took muffins downstairs to their own bedrooms. Ha.

After we were all finished our muffins Zita and I found professor Jill. 

So we went for our after lunchtime walk. But not very close together. 

Emmet still is very very busy studying.

Because his remember everything exam is tomorrow morning. Oh dear.

Zita and Niamh were going to go to the not so far away delicious cheese store.

Where they make the cheese. Right there. 

But they are closed today. 

So all the cheese makers could have a nice sleep in too. 

And the nice cows could have a rest too. Oh well.

Zita said maybe she and Niamh will go there another day. Maybe a nice sunshiney day.

We had raspberries today. Not raspberry jam. 

Real round brand new raspberries. That is what raspberries are before they are jam. I did not know that. 

Then Zita and Niamh went for an adventure car ride. 

So they could see everything that you cannot see from our own house. 

And take some of Niamh’s very delicious cake to Miss Sash and Miss Taryn. 

So they would not stave all away. Ha. 

And then get gasoline for the go fast car. 

Maybe tomorrow they will get some for the silver little car car too. That is a good idea. 

I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. That is an easy job.

Because they are just reading their books. Ha. 

When Zita and Niamh came home Niamh’s friend Anna her friend came for a far away visit.


Her friend is a nurse at the nasty food hospital. 

They had Mister Kettleman’s bagels. That is nice.

When will have Emmet’s favourite tasty pasta for our together dinner tonight.






Saturday, 25 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty Two

Zita had a very busy day today.

It was the make everything spic and span day.

I could not be such a big help because she had to use the noisy make the floors clean machine.

That machine is too noisy. So I just had a little long nap on the big bed.

And then the kitchen floor was wet and I could not go on it. Oh dear me. 

Then she used the very noisy blow everything far away machine. 

To blow away my side yard. Oh well.

I could not such a big help today. Too bad for me.

So then I did not know what to do. So I dug a big hole. 

Then I got in a bit of trouble. 

Because then I was very dirty and the floors were sparkly clean. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Emmet cannot talk to anyone today. 

Because he is way too busy studying for his last remember everything exam. Oh dear. 



All his computers are very busy too. They are helping him study. Ha. Those are good computers. 

And my friend Niamh and Miss Sash did their stretching exercises together. 

Until they were too smelly. 

Right on the computer. Ha. 

And Zita talked to her mother and father this morning. In way far away. 

They have brand new tomato plants. Growing in their own house. Ha. 

Maybe they will grow green beans too. Ha. Green beans are my favourite. 

Maybe they like green beans too. Maybe. 

After Zita was all squeaky clean she and Craig went for a little adventure walk. Just together. 

I stayed here is mind my friends Emmet and Niamh.

I did not go downstairs.



Because Emmet was too very busy and Niamh was very very cleaning her giant full of clothes closets. 

I did not want to be in a big bag. 

With all the too many clothes. Oh dear. I would not like that.

When Craig and Zita came home right away I took Zita on our before dinnertime walk. 

And we found our friend professor Jill and the little dog.

When we went on doctor Susan’s street doctor Susan was there. Cleaning her front yard. 

So we had a far away talk with her. That was nice. 

Nobody had to wear their toasty warm clothes today. 

Because it is not cold at all today. That is good. 

Craig and Zita saw professor Alex when they had their adventure walk. 

She waved at them and said to say hello to Emmet too. Ha. That was nice.

We will have a very tasty altogether dinner tonight. 

A cooked right outside in the sunshine dinner. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch the from far away detectives again tonight. 

And I can have a nice minding nap. 

Friday, 24 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty One

Zita and I did not go for our good morning walk today.

Because I had a little bit of a sick tummy this morning. 

Because sometimes I eat sticks. Oh well. 

And it is still too cold outside.

So I just had a nice nap on my comfy kitchen rug.


Until Craig was all awake. 

Then he put some very tasty cheese on my breakfast. So I ate it. Ha. Good for us.

Cheese is my favourite. And green beans too.

Craig had an angry bun with his too much coffees. So I helped him. Ha.

Then I helped Zita in our new rascal ladies office. 


Right in my own house. 

Emmet is still studying for his exam. And talking to his all very far away friends.

My friend Niamh is having a day for just resting. All the time. Ha. 

And talking to all her friends at the same time. On her computer. 

And playing her shoot at everybody game. On the very big old television. Ha. 

Because she is all finished all her university work. Ha. 

Today I saw a picture of Zita’s mother right on Craig’s flat computer. 

Cousin Ciara let everybody see the beautiful picture. That was nice.



It was when auntie Eileen rode her very fast bicycle all the way to way far away Galway. 

Maybe she went to visit our cousin Orlaith. And sing songs and have a tasty dinner. Maybe. 

When Zita was all finished her rascal ladies work she went downstairs.

So she and Niamh could talk to our delicious food store. On the computer.

To tell them what the nice man should bring to our own house. Ha. That is good idea.

Then I took Zita for a lovely before dinnertime walk. Ha. It was only a little bit too cold. 

We had pizza tonight. But it was not our own pizza. 

Emmet did not have pizza.

Because he ate nearly all of Niamh’s very delicious special chicken. Oh dear. 

So we had pizzas instead. Ha.


Thursday, 23 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty

ZIta and I did not go for a nice good morning walk today.

Because it way cold outside. Too cold for a nice walk.

So after my breakfast I had a nice sleep in with my friend Craig. Ha.

When we were all awake we did not have toasts.

We had one of the especially delicious oatmeal cookies instead. From the not so far away little town.

They are very tasty. 

But you can only have one every day. That is the rule. Oh well.

Last night everybody played the dragons game. 



And had tasty treats.

But not altogether. Oh dear. They were just all together on their computers. 



Our oven was full of treats. For Emmet and Niamh. Ha.

The secret cake is not so secret anymore. So now I can show it to everybody.



Because now everybody could see Niamh’s how to make a very delicious cake movie. Ha.

Right on the computer. So now everybody else could make one too. 

Niamh and Miss Tarryn went for a not very close nice walk today.



Then they had a picnic. Right on our own patio. Even in the too cold. 

And then Niamh pushed away all the fallen down leafs away. 


With the big prickly broom. Ha.

Now our patio will be all beautiful again. That is good. 

Today is Mister Saint George’s special day. Especially in England. 

But he is not so special in way far away Wales.

Because all he used to do was fight dragons. Oh dear. 

He was not such a good fighter.

Because there are still lots of nice fierce dragons in far way Wales. 

But Mister Saint George is just all gone away. Emmet told me. 

Ha. Too bad for Mister Saint George. 

My friend Emmet is still very busy studying. And drinking his Irish tea.

Because his last remember everything exam is very soon. Oh dear. Oh dear.

I do not like exams so much. I just like to mind my altogether family. Ha. Good for me.

I took Zita and professor Jill on our before dinner walk. When it was all sunny outside.

We are having very special tasty chicken for our dinner tonight. With a very from far away sauce. 

Niamh is making it. So it will be very delicious.

Maybe I will get some. As a special treat. Maybe.

We watched a new program last night. It was not so interesting. 

Maybe we can find a new one tonight.

Wednesday, 22 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty Nine

ZIta and I went for our say good morning to no one this morning.

And it was way too cold. ZIta and I were nearly just frozen like the birds outside bathtub. Oh dear.

So when we got home I got on the big bed to get cosy warm with Craig.

Last night we had windy snow. And it was still here this morning.


Craig even saw it too. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Last night we finished fixing the all broken up picture. Ha. 

It is a picture full of fierce dragons and a knight too. Ha. Good for us.


Then we went to bed.

Craig and Zita and I had more angry buns for our breakfast. 

Then they had to talk to the nice lady lawyer. In case everybody just dies.

Then I will not be in charge because I will be right there with them. 

Because they will always be my own family. Forever and ever. Ha. Good for us.

After my lunchtime ZIta and I went for an early walk. So we could walk in the very bright sunshine. Ha.

And not in the scary dark. 

Then Niamh and I made a beautiful delicious cake. Just for us.



And the nice man brought us lots of very tasty food. 

And chocolates for ZIta. 

And chips for Niamh.

After our walk ZIta talked to her friend Miss Louise. 

She fixes people’s sore bodies. Even at hospitals. And the famous dance a lot toe dancers. Ha.

She and Zita are going to find some exercises for Zita’s sometimes a little bit sore wrist. 

Right on the computer in our rascal ladies office. That is nice.

I stayed in the den so I could mind my friend Craig. Ha. That is an easy job.



He was just reading a new book. So I stayed right beside his feet. Ha. 

Emmet is still studying all morning and afternoon. For his last exam. Ha.

But not tonight.

Because tonight is a dragons game night. 

With Emmet and Niamh and Miss Tarryn and all the Mahoneys.  Ha.

So Craig and Zita and I will have a just us altogether dinner. Ha.

Because Emmet and Niamh will in the basement playing their game. 

ZIta said it is an all used food dinner tonight. Those are my favourite dinnertimes.

Niamh’s lovely cake was so beautiful that it is a secret. Oh dear me. 

But I saw it. In the oven. Ha. I did not know it was a secret cake.


But now I cannot tell anyone all about it.

Because it is a secret. Oh dear me.

Secrets are my favourite game.

Tuesday, 21 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty Eight 

Zita and I got up early this morning.

And we went for our early good morning walk. 

And when got home there was icy snow, and then big fat snow. Everywhere.

Even our empty pond was a covered in snow again.

But Craig was not all awake so he did not see it. That is good.

It was a very silly weather morning. It is known.

Craig does not like the snow so much.

He had a nice sleep in. 

You have to have lots of nice naps when you are a bit sick.

So you can be all better again. It is known.

When Zita’s talk to everybody meeting was all finished he got up.

And we looked out my watching window. The windy rain took all the snow away.

So Craig did not see it at all. Ha. That is good.

We had very toasty angry buns for our lunchtime. 

Because it was way too late for breakfast. Oh well. 

Two very big police cars went down my other street. Very very fast.

But they were not noisy at all. Just very bright. 

Last night after our delicious own made pizzas I looked out my watching window. 

And the silly bunny rabbit was there again. Oh dear. 



I do not know why it always comes to my front yard. It is not his front yard. 

I do not like this at all. Then I get in trouble. Too bad for me. 

I was very busy this afternoon minding Zita in our office. Ha. I am the best helper assistant.

Emmet was talking to all his far away in Cork friends.

And Niamh was nearly all finished her exam story. 

She was just showing her professor all the books she had read. That takes a long time. Oh well.

Then she will send it to her professor. Right to his computer. Tonight even before dinnertime. Ha.

Now she is all finished her university. For a little while. That is good.

Last night we put the brand new very big television on the big computer. Ha. That is a big television.

But not as big as Emmet’s and Niamh’s in the basement televisions. Ha.

When we were all finished our work Zita and I went for a nice before dinner walk. 


But she had to wear her toasty warm coat. And her keep your fingers warm gloves too. 

It is still too cold outside. That is not all right.

We will have a nice tasty dinner with everybody tonight. Those are my favourite dinnertimes.

Maybe we will have cooked outside hamburgers. 

They are my favourite. And green beans too. 

Monday, 20 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty Seven 

Craig got up again today. But not right away.

Because I had to keep him cosy warm. Right beside him on the big bed. Ha. Good for me. 

When Zita’s say hello to all the other rascal ladies was all finished Craig got all dressed too.

Then I had my peanut butter treat and my special treats. 

Because Craig can remember all our rules. That is good. 

And then Craig opened a very big box that the present man brought us yesterday.

And it was full up to the top with brand new too much coffees. And a new book. Ha.

There was even some from Niamh’s very favourite coffees store. 

It is a special treat for Niamh.

Because she is nearly all finished her remember everything at home exam. 

Then she will be all finished her university until nearly the summertime. She is very happy.

Emmet is still all the time studying for his last ever remember everything exam.

For his very old university in way far away Ireland. 

And he has written everything right on the wall in his bed room. 


In very very old Irish. Oh well. 

But today everybody is a bit very sad. 

Because a nasty man killed lots of people yesterday. 

Not even very far from where Emmet used to go to Mister Saint Francis’s university. Oh dear.

And a very nice police lady died too. That is not all right. 

And then she went right away to Heaven. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Maybe Uncle Bill can say hello. 

And maybe Mister Zorro and Jamie can keep her company. Until she knows everybody.

I will ask Mister Saint Newton tonight. When my family is all fast asleep.


But they shot the nasty man and now he is just all dead. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig and I had toasty warm angry buns for our late in the morning breakfast. 

Then he helped me look out the watching window. 

But it is not so very interesting now.

Because of the stay far apart and do not die rules. Oh well. 

We did not go for our good morning walk this morning.

Because I was too busy minding Craig. Ha. 

And it is still a not even a bit warm outside day today. Oh dear. 

Even the outside bathtub for the little birds was all frozen up. Oh dear.

Craig’s very nice Doctor called us. On the telephone. 

So now he has to have a bit more nasty medicine so he will be all perfect again. Ha. That is a good idea.

When all the rascal ladies work was all finished I took Zita for our before dinner walk.

We are going to have own made pizzas tonight. 

I saw a big round ball. Right on the stove. 

Niamh will squish it all as flat as can be and put lots of smelly cheese all over. And vegetables too. Ha.

Then that will be a tasty pizza. Ha. That is a good idea.

We did not watch the detectives in the den last night. Because everybody was too tired.

So Craig watched just a little bit of the long time ago churchman detective. He is a very kind man. 

But he always catches the nasty people anyway. Ha. That is good.

Sunday, 19 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty Six

There was not even a bit of sunshine outside this morning. 

But we went for our before breakfast walk anyway. Just Zita and me. And the empty everywhere.

When we got home I minded Craig for only a little while.

Because then he got all dressed and got in the go fast chair. Ha.

He is only a bit way too sick today. Ha. That is good.

And he got me my peanut butter treats and my special treats. Ha. That is right. 

Because he knows our rules. Ha. 

So then Craig and Zita and I had our altogether toasts. Ha. 

And we looked out my watching window. At the windy rain. 

But we were inside all dry as can be. Ha.

The present man brought Niamh lots of coloured sticks to draw on our kitchen big board. She was very happy.

And Emmet is playing his other game. It is not a dragons game. 

It is a game with Emmet’s from all over everywhere game. 

Even with his friend in way way way far away India. 

And it is not even today there. It is another day. I do not know why. Oh well.

Last night Craig had his giant oatmeal cookie in bed. Before we went to fast asleep. I helped him.


Because you cannot eat so much when you have been way too sick. 

So I had to help him. good for me. 

We had pretend toasts for our lunchtime. But Craig only had a little one. 

Then I had my own lunch and minded Zita and Niamh while they fixed the broken picture. 

It is almost all fixed and it is a picture full of dragons and a castle. Ha. That is a good picture.

When the windy rain was nearly all gone Zita and I went for our very before dinner walk. 

So we would be all home when the lots of rain found our house again. Ha. Good for us. 

We took Professor Jill and the little dog with us. But far apart. 

Because of the rules. 

I was a very soggy dog when we got home.

Because of all the puddles. Oh well.

But I had to help Craig eat his good afternoon oatmeal cookie. 

So ZIta put my own towels in the den for me. That was nice. 

We had an altogether delicious dinner tonight. With everybody. And tasty chicken. 

And Craig too. Ha. That is good. 

We went to our comfy bed early tonight.

Because everybody was too tired. Me too. 

I had a very busy day.

 


Saturday, 18 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty Five 

Craig is only a bit sick today. 

Because I keep his feet toasty warm. All the time. Ha. That is my best job.

But he had some Scotsman’s porridge for his breakfast. Dogs do not like porridge so much.

Not even from Scotland dogs. Oh well.

Then I helped Zita put brand new sheets on the big bed. 


Brand new sheets are my favourite.

Last night the silly bunny rabbit was right on my patio. 

So I stayed at my watching window for a long time. Silly rabbits. 

Today Niamh did all her stretching exercises with Miss Tara. Right on her computer. 


And Tara is still in Toronto. Ha. 

Teaching everybody how to be all smelly and sore. Right on the computer. 

My friend Emmet is talking to all his all over everywhere friends all about their all closed up universities.

Zita and I went for a long very far apart walk this afternoon. With Professor Jill and the very little dog too.

Then I stayed in my side yard so I could guard my bushes from the nasty squirrels. 

Good for me. 

Zita talked to her mother and father in way far away Dublin this afternoon. 

They cannot even go for nice walks like me. 

Because of the do not just get sick and die rules in way far away Ireland. Oh dear. Too bad for them. 

Doctor Susan went to Mister Nicastro’s delicious vegetables and smelly cheese store. 

And she brought some for us too. Ha. That was nice. Maybe she brought smelly cheese. Maybe. 





Friday, 17 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty Four 

We had toasts in bed last night. And I got some. Then we went to fast asleep.

But Emmet and Niamh did not. They were were in the kitchen making more delicious dinners. Ha.

And Emmet then went for a nice walk in the dark. By himself. On the all empty streets.


But he did not get lost. That is good.

Then they went to sleep. I heard them. 

I had breakfast with Craig this morning. Right on the big bed.



We did not have toasts today. 

Because he had his breakfast in a bottle. Oh dear. 

You cannot share a bottle. 

But he had some tasty bits of apple too. I had one. 

And later we had one of Profesor Jill’s own made donuts. 

It is still a too cold outside day today. Oh well.

Yesterday the very nice present man brought a brand new book for Emmet.

It is a whole big book about interesting parts of very old Irish. 

Emmet needs all these very interesting books because he is going to be a doctor. 

A doctor in a university. Not a doctor in a hospital. 

Miss Rachel is back home from Ireland and now she is a in a hospital doctor. 

Right in our own nasty food hospital. Ha. 

Maybe now they will have Irish chicken instead of just nasty food. Maybe.

I am still very busy. Because everybody is home all day.

Sometimes I have to have my nice naps right in the hall.

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So I  can mind Craig in the bedroom and Zita in the living room and Niamh in the kitchen. 

All at the very same time. Ha. I am a very busy minder. 

Zita had another just with her university friends meeting on her computer this afternoon. 

So  I stayed with Craig and helped him listen to his new book. All about a knight who is a detective.

He has a giant white horse, and a churchman helper. Who is not so funny. Oh well.

We had a nice breakfast dinner tonight. 

Except Craig only had all stirred up eggs. 

He did not have any of our very tasty bacon. From the delicious meat store. Ha. Too bad for him.

But the delicious meat store sent us their very very tasty oatmeal cookies. From a meat store. Oh dear. 

They are Craig’s very favourite oatmeal cookies. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I had cheese fishies for our tea this afternoon. But we did not have tea. That is good. 

You cannot share tea. But you can share cheese fishies. Ha. Good for me.

Zita and Niamh and I watch a movie tonight. With lots and lots of dancing. Ha.

Then everybody was tired so we went to bed. Good for us. 

 

 


Thursday, 16 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty Three

When we were all awake this morning it was snowing again. Oh dear. Oh dear.


Craig was still fast asleep in bed so he did not know. Zita and I did not tell him. Good for us.

Last night Craig and I had tasty toasts right in the big bed. Ha.

Maybe he is getting all better because I keep him toasty warm all night.

Sometimes at night when I am keeping him warm he scratches me. 

So I know that I am the very best helper. Ha. 

And sometimes in the daytime too When I mind him. 

When I am not busy minding everybody else.

I am very very busy because all my family are all at home all the time.

So I am very busy all the time.

So some I go and keep my friend Craig company on the big comfy bed. 

And maybe have a nice nap.

Last night was the dragons game night. 


And Emmet made a brand new Tarra so she could play too. Ha. With her brothers. That is good.

This afternoon Mister Paul came to our driveway to borrow the move things around machine.

We just left it in the driveway because of the rules. 

This morning I saw Mister Sully on Craig’s flat computer. 



He was in his backyard in way far away Celbridge.

And it was a sunshiney day. Ha. Even in Ireland. 

Emmet and Niamh are very busy writing their exams. At home. Zita makes them treats. And Craig too.

Emmet wrote all his important information right on plastic. On his own door. Ha. 



Craig even had lunch today. Ha. That is good. But is was not a share with me lunch. Oh well. 

Maybe we will have more toasts tonight. In bed. Ha. 

Professor Jill made own made donuts. And she left some on our front door. For us. Ha.

They are very delicious donuts. 

I went for my nice before dinner walk with Niamh and Miss Anna. It was a far away walk. 

Because of the rules. But it was a very nice walk. But it is not so very warm outside.

Tonight Zita and Kathy are going to talk to all their going to nice hotels and very tasty restaurants friends. 



On their own computers.

So everybody was visiting all their friends right on their computers. Ha. That was nice. 

The present man brought us a brand new television for our big computer.

Because the old one just broke. So now we have an even bigger one. 

After dinner I kept Craig company. Right on his own pillows. Good for me.


Maybe we will have before bedtime tasty treats tonight.

Because Craig can now eat a little bit. Ha. Maybe we will have toasts again. Maybe. 


Wednesday, 15 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty Two 

Craig was still in the big bed all day. 

 Because he is still a bit sick. Oh dear me. That is not alright.

Things are not just all the same now. I like things to be all the same. Too bad for us.

We had our together breakfast very early this morning. Zita brought us banana bits.

Craig had three and I had two. But they were not such big pieces. Oh well.

We got brand new sheets on the bed yesterday. Two times. Ha.

Brand new sheets are my favourite. And new ones this morning too. 

Before we had our in bed breakfast. 

After breakfast Craig went to fast asleep and I stayed right beside him. 

So he will be all better soon. Ha. That is good.

Craig could not help me look out my watching window today. That is good.


Because it was snowing again. 

Craig would not like that so much. I did not tell him. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh is very busy downstairs. She is writing her remember everything exam. 

It is a writing at home exam.

Because all the universities are all closed up. Oh dear me.

Emmet has a writing at home exam too. 

But it is his last remember everything exam. Ever. Ha.

Craig did not sleep all day today. 

After lunchtime he listened to a new book instead. That is good. 

I still minded him. On the very comfy bed. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig had some tasty soup for his lunchtime. 

You cannot share soup with your dog. It would be too messy. Oh well. 

So I had little fishy treats in my lunch. 

Niamh put them there. That was a good idea.


Tuesday, 14 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty One

My friend Craig was still in bed. All day. Oh dear me.

That is not all right.

Now his medicine made him have a sick tummy. Oh dear.

And Zita and Niamh do not know all the right rules. 

I get my peanut butter treats in the morning after breakfast. 

And I get my special treats at lunchtime. And I get my dessert treat before we go to bed.

Those are the rules. Craig knows all the rules.

But Zita and Niamh get them all mixed up. Oh dear.

So I just stayed on the big bed to mind Craig. 

So he will get all better right away. It is my best job. 



Monday, 13 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Twenty 

We cannot have a very long story today.

Because Craig and I were too busy today.

Craig was sick all night and too hot too. 

He had to go to the bathroom all the time. Oh dear.

So I did not have a nice long sleep last night. He woke me up lots of times. Too bad for us.

And this morning he stayed right in bed. 

Because was was too sick all day.

But Zita phoned his very nice doctor. And she called Zita back. 

So they talked all about Craig. Because he was still fast asleep. 

And his nice doctor sent him some medicine. To make him all better again. That is good. 

I minded Craig all afternoon. Right on the big bed. Beside my friend Craig 

So I could watch him when he was fast asleep. Ha.

Because I am his very best nurse. 

And all morning I minded Zita and Niamh. Under the dining room table. Ha.

They were still trying to fix the all broken picture.

Craig did not even have toasts this morning. Oh dear me. 

Or even his lunch. Oh dear. 

I will mind him tonight too. It is my best job.

Sunday, 12 April 2020

Day Two Thousand Eight Hundred and Nineteen 

The secret Bunny Rabbit came to our house last night. 

And left chocolates for Emmet and Niamh.

Because Zita put up the pretend chocolates. On our patio trees.

So the Bunny Rabbit would know what houses needed him. Ha.



But there were not any for Craig and Zita. Oh dear.

Because the stores are all closed up.

So the Bunny Rabbit could not get enough for everybody. Oh well. 

We did not have toasts today.

Because we had delicious own made brand new warm as could be muffins. Ha. Good for us.

Emmet and Niamh had their muffins downstairs.

Because they are very busy studying for their universities remember everything exams. 

When we were all finished our muffins Zita went for a ride on her not so fast bicycle. Ha.

All the busy streets are not even a bit busy. Because of the rules



Tonight is our special dinner night. With lots and lots of food. 

And Zita’s very delicious own cooked ham. Ha. That is a good dinnertime.

We got a giant ham from the delicious meat store. 

But Zita did not know it was giant until she got home. Oh dear.

But it is only our own family this time.

Craig’s mother cannot come here. 

Because her little apartment is all closed up tight as can be.

And Mister Paul cannot be here either. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Because of the do not get all too sick and die rules. Oh dear.

So now we have too much delicious ham. Oh dear. 

Zita’s delicious ham is my favourite too. Ha. Good for me.

Hamburgers are my favourite too. 

We had own made cooked outside hamburgers last night. 


For our altogether dinner. Ha.

Craig’s friend Mister Kirk was very busy today.

Because he had to ring the giant bell at his own church. Ha.

Because everybody else was in their own house. Oh well.



That is the same church where Craig and Zita got married. A long time ago. 

Mister Kirk was not there then. I do not know why. Oh well.

He has a very big nice dog too. Mister Max. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe Mister Max was there to help him. Maybe. 

Zita is going to make everybody band new do get all sick and die masks. Ha. Except for me. 

My nose is too big. Oh well. 

And dogs do not get the get sick and die. Good for us. 

When everything tasty was all in the oven Zita and I went for our little before dinner walk. 

But my leg was not too sore today. So we had a nice long walk. Ha.

When we came home Zita had a squeaky clean shower.

I waited in the living room until I could be the very best kitchen helper ever. 


Because Zita needed my help to make our special tasty dinner. Ha. 


And cook Zita’s especially delicious special ham. Ha.



I like ham too. 

I am always the very best kitchen helper. It is known. Niamh too. Ha. Good for us.

This afternoon Niamh got the very best number for her write all about movies class. Good for her. 

And her friend drove here. In her car and brought Niamh and old bottle of wine. To celebrate. Ha. 

So we washed it all clean in the sink. Ha. 

She is very happy. Then so am I.

Because I am always very happy when my family is happy.

Craig says that I am always a very happy dog. Ha. 

It is very good to be happy. It is known.