Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Ten

Everybody got up very early this morning. Except for Niamh.

Because Zita had a very important early in the morning special meeting to go to. 

The black go fast car took her. 

The meeting was at a beautiful hotel with tasty treats for everybody.

Now the black go fast car can have a nice nap in the warm basement. 

Beautiful hotels all have nice warm basements. It is the rule. Ha. 

And now there will be no ice on it. Anywhere. That is good.

Niamh was up very late last night.

Because of the big law story she has to write. It is a very hard story. 

So she drew pictures all over her giant board. So she could understand it. 

I did not understand it. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Craig and I had the round toasts for our other breakfast this morning. 

But they were a bit too toasty again. Too bad for us.

When Niamh went to the nice university I was fast asleep. 

So I did not say have a nice day. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times today.

Because it is only a bit too cold outside now.

But still very slippy. So we have to be careful. 

So I will not hurt my leg again. That is good.

Sometimes my back leg does not work so well. 

So Craig is very careful when we are outside. Too bad for me. Oh well.

Maybe Craig was not so careful a long time ago. And that is why his legs do not work at all. Oh dear. 

So now we are very careful. 

Careful is not so much fun all the time. Oh well.

We had usd pizza for our lunchtime. I got two crunchy bits. Just for me. Ha.

Then I had a nice comfy nap. On my soft kitchen bed. Ha.

This afternoon there was a very big truck and it had a man who went up to the top of the trees.

In a little box. To the very top. To fix the trees. Right on my own corner.

It was very scary. So I barked them all away. 

Craig said I was a too much barking dog. He was wrong. 

Because the scary in the box man did not get on our house. Ha. Good for me.

I am the best guarding dog ever. It is known. 

Then the present man brought Miss Taryn some dragons game dice. For herself.

To our house. Ha. 

Maybe we will have another altogether dinner tonight. Maybe.

We had chips last night. When we watched the angry detective. Ha. 

Good for us.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Nine

We had only a very little sleep in today. 

Because Zita had lots of early in the morning work to do. 

On her fast computer. On the dining room table. With some too much coffees.

And it is even her do not go to work day.

Because of more new people at the rascal ladies office. Oh dear.

So Craig and Zita and I had our altogether toasts this morning. 

When we were all full up she went to her stretching until you are too tired store. 

And another car took Niamh to her nice university. 

Then I helped Craig find interesting stories for our nice Queen. And I minded him too. In the den.

So I had a nice nap on my comfy duvet. So I could mind him from the big bedroom. Ha.

When Zita was all tired she came home and we went for our walk.

Right in the middle of the street.

Because the sidewalks are way too slippy. 

We had to use the front door. Because of the too slippy driveway. Oh dear.

We we came home Zita had her squeaky clean shower.

Then we had our altogether lunch. Just Craig and Zita and I. We had the round from England toasts. 

And I got some cheese on top of my own lunch. Ha. 

When we were all finished Zita and the black go fast car went downtown to the rascal ladies office. 

Too bad for her.

I was nearly fast asleep and Niamh came home from her nice university. And Miss Taryn too.

Because Niamh has to read a story. She has read the story lots of times before. 

But it is a hard to understand law story. Oh dear. 

I can not help so much.

Because I cannot read. 

But I am the best ever listener. Craig told me. So it is true.

We will have a late at nighttime dinner tonight.

Because Zita is very busy at work. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Maybe we will watch the angry detective again tonight. 

We only watched a little bit last night. 

Then everybody had to go to fast asleep. 

Because we have a very comfy big bed. Ha. Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Eight

We did not have a sleep in today. 

Zita and I had a nice little walk. We did not have an all the way walk this morning.

Because it is still slippy everywhere outside today. We did not fall down. That is good.

Then I played with my giant red roll all over everywhere ball when Zita had her own breakfast. 

That is a good game.

After the black go fast car took Zita to the rascal ladies office Craig and I had our toasts.

We had fat and tall toasts today. Then we played catch the ball. But only a little bit.

Because it is still a very slippy in my side yard. 

Then I watched the big fix the trees truck on my other street. Right from my watching window.

I do not know why they had to fix the trees. Nobody told me.

Then I had a nice nap on my comfy duvet on the big comfy bed. Ha. 

When I was all fast asleep my friend Niamh camevin to say goodbye.

Because it was time to go to her nice university. 

To learn all about different far away laws. Oh well.

So I went back to fast asleep. Ha.

Craig and I had a Mister Kettleman’s tasty toasty warm bagel for our lunch. That is a good lunchtime.

Emmet’s friend Miss Rachel is coming back from way far away Ireland. To come back to our city. 

To be a brand new doctor. At the nasty food hospital. Oh dear. 

Maybe she will not have to eat there. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

Today is Niamh’s stay until late night at her nice university. 

So there was only Craig and Zita and I for our very late tasty dinner. 

We had the very fat Mister Kettleman’s sandwiches. Ha. Those are tasty sandwiches.

We watched the angry detective last night. But he did not see his friend. 

So she did not kill anybody. That is good. We did not have any chips. 

Maybe we will watch him again tonight. Maybe we will have chips tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Seven

I did not have my own breakfast until very late this morning.

Because I had a sleep in with Craig. Ha. On the big comfy bed. 

He did not have a nice long sleep last night.

I know.

Because I had to move all the time when he moved all around with his fat pillows. Too bad for me.

It is still a too slippy outside day today. 

So Zita and I did not go for our good morning walk. 

Because nobody wants to fall down and be all sore everywhere. Or get broken. Oh dear. 

So when the black go fast car took her downtown I had the sleep in instead. 

When we were all awake as could be we had toasty bagels for my other breakfast. Ha. Good for me.

It is an all windy all over day. 

Sometimes I could not see even my own beautiful pond. Oh dear.

When Niamh was all dressed she went to read her important stories. For her nice university.

Because it is university time again. She went on the smelly bus.

After breakfast Craig had to look for interesting stories for our nice Queen. 

Because it is his not all the time job. 

So I had a nice nap.

Then presents man brought even more coffees for the coffee machine. That is good.

Zita said it is too dangerous to have no too much coffee in our house. Oh dear.

So now we have lots. That is right.

Craig and I had a very nice quiet day today.

We only played catch the ball sometimes.

Because of the too much windy snow. 

Craig said maybe I would just fly all fast away.

Because of my flappy ears. That is silly. I am not an aeroplane. 

Or a bird. Like my friends the crows. Or the ducks. 

People are very silly. It is known. 

Niamh will be home tonight. 

So we can have an altogether dinner. That is good.

Miss Taryn is coming too. 

But my friend Emmet is in his far away own little apartment. And not here. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

When the go fast car brought Zita home it was filled up. With tasty food for us. That is good.

Maybe tonight we will watch the angry detective from way far away England. 

The one whose friend kills people. Sometimes.

Maybe we will have chips too. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Six

We did not go for a nice good morning to everybody walk today.

It is way too slippy again. All the people will just fall down on their bottoms. 

We saw a lady fall right down. On the street. At my corner. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

But she was not just dead. That is good.

This morning Zita went to the stretching store. So I had a little sleep in with my friend Craig.

When Zita was all away Craig had his coffees and then he had Scotsman’s cookies. I had some bits.

We did not have any toasts this morning. I do not know why. 

Then Zita was back home. 

With nice Mister Kettleman’s bagels. For our lunchtime. With my friend Emmet too. Ha.

We had two special just for bagels very tasty cheeses too. Mister Kettleman made them too. Ha.

But Emmet did not have any. He was only on the computer. 

You cannot eat anything when you are only on the computer. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Emmet was very busy this week. He is writing his giant important story for the last time. Ha. 

After lunchtime the black go fast car took Zita and Niamh downtown. 

So Niamh could go to work and Zita could give her store back the wrong shirt. Then she came home. 

And she found the the right kind of coffees for the little fast coffee machine. That is good.

It was a very quiet day today. 

Zita looked at all the too much snow before she went to have some nice tea at Susan’s house.

I could not help. 

The machine that Zita and Niamh and cousin Orlaith made still works. Ha. That is good.

I had a nice nap on the rug. In front of my watching window. Oh well. 

Craig is still a Viking. In the den.

We are not going to have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because tonight is Niamh’s everybody singing old songs night. With all her friends too. 

So it is just Craig and Zita for me to mind. That is an easy job.

We watched the churchmen detectives last night. That is a good program. 

Now everybody at the church is happy again. That is good. The very sleepy dog too. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Five

I was a big help today. 

Zita moved lots of snow away from my side yard. And from the front yard too. I minded her. 

Everything is all melting today so it is very messy outside.

But we had a nice long walk anyway. 

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today. Again.

Because the go fast chair gets all stuck as can be in the melting everywhere snow. Oh dear.

So he had his too much coffees all by himself. Oh well. 

And he did not have toasts today. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Then Zita went to the stretching until you are too tired store. And I had a nice nap.

Then my friend Niamh was all awake and had her squeaky clean shower. 

So she could go to her beautiful clothes store. 

You cannot work in beautiful clothes stores if you are all smelly. 

You can only smell beautiful. It is known.

When Zita came back she and Craig went up to the busy street to have a tasty lunch.

Zita had to help Craig. 

Because the go fast chair cannot even go down our own driveway. 

There is way too much ice. And it will just get stuck forever. 

And be all covered up in the more too much snow. And be all lost. Oh dear.

So they went to the old friends breakfast restaurant. And the old friends were still there. 

Because they eat too slowly. 

Because they have to talk all the time too. Ha.

So they had an everybody together lunchtime. Ha. That is good.

Then Craig went to the neat and tidy store. 

Because he was way way too furry. He had not gone there for a very long time. 

Because of all the way too much of everything weather. 

So I guarded the house all by myself. I got a peanut butter treat. Ha.

When Craig and Zita came home Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk.

With my friend Professor Jill. Ha. I like going for altogether walks. 

The little dog did not come with us today. The snow is too deep for him. Ha.

I was a bit soggy when I came home. 

So I had my tasty dinner while I was waiting to be as dry as a chip.

A tasty bit of food fell down behind our special food table. And nobody would believe me. 

So we had to move everything. And there it was. Behind everything. Ha. Good for me. 

Maybe we will watch some detectives on the television tonight. Ha.

Good for us.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Four

Everybody was here at my house last night.

To play the dragons game. And eat all the very tasty food from the nice man’s restaurant. Ha.

They even had lovely wine made by three dogs. I do not know how to make wine. Oh well. 

Maybe they are special dogs. Maybe.

I saw my friend Emmet on the very big television. Ha. 

He is still in his far away Mister Saint Francis’s university. Writing his important stories. 

My friend Mister Kirian was here too. 

He came here as soon as he was finished cooking lots of food at his restaurant job. Ha.

So he had his dinner here. That is good.

Now we have lots and lots of from way way far away China food in our refrigerator.

When the dragons game was all finished Niamh went to a brand new all about dragons movie. Up on the busy street.

It is her favourite movie. 

It was a dragons everywhere for everybody day. Ha. Good for us. 

Last night the noisy take the snow all away machines came to my street. And took all the snow away. 

When I was all fast asleep. Ha. 

When Zita and I were all awake all the too much snow was not on my street anymore. 

We were just surprised. Now it is only everywhere else.

I do not know where the giant trucks take all the snow. 

Maybe to people who do not have any slippy snow. Maybe.

Craig and I did not have even a little sleep in today. Oh well.

So we had our very tall toasts when Zita went downtown. To her office. In the black go fast car.

Because she has to stay there late tonight. For a party. Ha. To say goodbye to a rascal lady.

She will not be here for our dinner tonight. But I am not in charge.

I am only in charge when she is away for all night. That is good. 

It is hard being in charge. It is known.

Craig had used rolls of eggs for his lunchtime. I did not have any.

Because maybe I would get a sick tummy. I got a from way way far away Chinese cookie instead . 

They are very crunchy cookies. 

The present man brought Craig the wrong coffee for the coffees machine. Oh dear. That is not right.

Now he has to send them all the way to somewhere else. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Craig is going to have some of the used from China food for his dinner. Maybe Niamh too. 

Mister Kirian is going to shovel away lots of our too much snow. Maybe tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Three

Oh dear. We had another more snow all night long day. Oh dear.

This morning I sat in the black go fast car so I could mind Zita. 

She had to shovel the even more too much snow.

Then we went for our good morning to everybody walk. But not so far today.

Because the snow is very hard to walk in. Even when I have my boots on. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

I got Craig up when we got home. So we could have our toasts. So we did not have late toasts today. 

We had two very big toasts. They were not fat toasts. They were tall toasts. Ha.

Then Zita went to our busy street. To see if all the smelly busses were all lost. 

So she could go to the rascal ladies office. She has to mind everybody.

Because of all the brand new people. 

After toasts we played catch the ball. But just a bit.

Then Craig had to read more interesting stories for our nice Queen.

So I had a nice nap on the big bed. 

Niamh was still fast asleep. 

Because there are no classes at the nice university this week. 

So everybody can finish writing all their important stories.

Even in far away Antigonish my friend Emmet’s students have to finish their stories. 

So Emmet can read them. 

When Niamh was all awake it was even lunchtime.

She went to the too much money for coffee store. 

To read even more interesting stories for her nice university. And eat cookies. 

Craig and I had a sausages from way far away Italy sandwich. For our lunchtime. 

With toasty cheese on top. Ha.

We had a nice quiet day today.  Because everybody is very busy. 

The present man brought Craig brand new pants. 

And then he came again brought more coffee for the coffees machine. It was not my friend. Oh well. 

We did not play catch the ball so much today because of the more too much snow. Oh well.

We watched the churchmen detectives last night. 

The new churchman asked the big black dog to stay with there with them. 

So he can guard the church. When he is not all fast asleep. That is good.

Maybe we will watch them again tonight. Maybe.

Zita was way way busy with the rascal ladies today. 

So will have our altogether dinner tonight with some delicious food from way way far away China.

The nice man always brings it to our house. He knows me. That is good.

Miss Taryn is going to help us eat it all. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and Two

Zita and I got up way way early this morning.

Because she still has the wrong time. Oh well.

So we had a very early good morning to everybody walk. But there was no everybodies.

Because it was too early in the morning.

When we came home we had toasts. Ha.

But I had to wear my boots again. Too bad for me.

When Craig was all awake Zita had a squeaky clean shower. 

So Craig and I had our toast. Two toasts for me today. Ha. 

But Zita had to go to the rascal ladies office this morning. 

Because she has to have a very important meeting with some people. 

And it is on her do not go to work day. That is not all right.

So I helped her move the cars. 

And I minded everything when she had to shovel away the too much snow. 

I was a huge help. Zita told me so. 

So then I had a very nice nap.

Because I was awake very early this morning. 

When I was awake Craig and I had very big peanut butter sandwiches for our lunchtime.

And then I had my own tasty lunch too. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh is still minding Disney. So he will not be too scared to eat his dinner. That is nice.

Disney is a not very big dog. So he needs people to mind him sometimes.

Last night we watched the churchman detective. But he is not going to be a detective anymore.

Because he is going away to help his friend teach everybody to be lovely to everybody else. 

I do not know who will have his nice church. 

Or his nice black sleep all the time dog. Oh dear. That is not right.

My family would take me if they went away. 

Even if I barked too much in the black go fast car. 

Because I am always the very best helper dog. Ever. It is known. 

When Zita came home she brought lots of brand new food. Tasty food. Just for us.

Then we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

And it was not even a little bit dark outside. Ha. Is good. 

When we got home I had to remind Craig that it was my own dinnertime.

Maybe he has the wrong time too. Oh dear.

Maybe we will have an altogether dinner tonight. Maybe. 

Maybe Zita found chips. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred and One

Zita and I went for a nice little walk early this morning. Just like always. Ha. That is right. 

Because my sore foot is not sore anymore. Ha. That is good.

But I had to wear all my boots. So I would not slip on the icy streets. Again. Oh well.

Then she went to the rascal ladies office. On the smelly bus. Oh well. Too bad for her.

So I had a little sleep in with Craig. On the big comfy bed. 

And I stayed there even after he was all awake. Ha. Good for me.

Then when I was all awake I had to sit right beside him. In the living room. 

Until he remembered about our toasts.

Then we had very fat very crunchy toasts. With jam. 

Zita brought back presents from way far away Ireland. 

Scotsman’s oatmeal cookies for Craig. Oh well. And brand new spotty underwear too. Ha.

And Niamh got way too short tee shirts. Ha.

And fuzzy warm pajamas from Auntie Eileen. Ha.

After our toasts Craig and I played catch the ball lots and lots of times.

Because my foot is not sore anymore. That is good.

Then I had a nice nap. 

Craig was reading stories for our nice Queen. In the den. 

Niamh and Taryn are still taking care of Disney. At Cara and Lee’s house. 

They have to sleep there or Disney will be too scared. Oh dear. 

After lunchtime I had a long nap.

Then Craig and I played catch the ball even more times. Ha. That is a good game.

There was only Craig and I here today. 

Because everybody else was very busy. It was a nice quiet day today. 

And there was not even one giant noisy machine on my street. 

Just the little move the sidewalk snow machines. They are noisy too. Oh well.

Maybe we will go to sleep early tonight.

Because Zita still has the wrong time. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

I always have the right time. 

That is how I always know when it is time to eat my tasty food.

Even when Craig forgets. Ha. Good for me.

Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. When she came home from the rascal ladies office.

But I had to wear all my boots again. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Day Two Thousand Four Hundred

I had a very exciting morning. 

I was a very busy fierce guarding dog. Guarding my own house. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I had a little sleep in this morning.

But when we were all fast awake all the giant noisy dangerous machines came to my other street. 

All of them. Oh dear.

Right in from of my own watching window. Oh dear. 

I barked and barked at them and they could not even hear me.

Because they are too noisy.

And then they came back. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

They brought the giant way too noisy throw the snow into the giant trucks machine. 

And then Niamh was all awake too. Because of the very noisy machines. Oh dear.

And then some silly cars wanted to go right where the giant machines were. 

Even when the little truck stopped the whole street. 

One drove on the sidewalk and got all stuck.

And then the nice man had to yell at them. Oh dear. 

He was not so very happy. 

Maybe the police will come and take the silly people all away. Oh dear.

Then we had an altogether breakfast today. That is nice.

Then Niamh went to Lee and Cara’s house. To mind Disney for a little while.

Because Niamh and Taryn are minding that house. 

Because Mister Lyndon and Miss Bruna and Cara and Lee went to Toronto. On an aeroplane.

For a little visit. I do not know why. 

When I watch out my watching window the make the house toasty warm machine makes my ears flap. 

Ha. That is very silly. 

Craig told me my friend Zita will be home today. But not right now.

Because she is still on the aeroplane. Oh dear. 

But I only like right now. Too bad for me. 

After my lunchtime I had a nice nap. In front of my watching window.  

Maybe the giant machines could come back. Too bad for them.

When it was the right time my friend Zita came home. 

But I was fast asleep on the comfy living room rug. 

Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Nine

It is sleep in Sunday but I did not have a nice sleep in today. 

Because I am in charge. 

So Craig and I were up and had our own tasty breakfast when Niamh and Taryn were still fast asleep. 

And last night I could not go to the big comfy bed when Craig went to his fast asleep.

Because I had to stay nearly all awake until Miss Rima went to her own little apartment. It is my job. 

Because I am still in charge. 

It will be nice when my friend Zita is home. So she can be in charge again. 

This morning we played catch the ball after our breakfast. But it is not so very warm today.

We had fat very crunchy breakfast toasts today. With jam. We even had two toasts.

Because we did not have a lovely sleep in Sunday today.

Then I went downstairs to see everybody. 

Niamh was still fast asleep in her big comfy bed.

And Miss Taryn was asleep too. In cousin Orlaith’s little bedroom. 

I did not get them fast awake. Good for me.

Then I had a nice nap.

When Miss Taryn was all awake I went down the scary stairs to our basement. 

To Niamh’s big bedroom. And I got her all wide awake. 

I just got up on the big bed and then she was as wide awake as could be. Ha. Good for me.

They had hot chocolate for their breakfast. That is not breakfast. 

You have to have tasty toasts for breakfast. It is the rule. 

Or Scotsman’s porridge. If you are only very very hungry. Ha.

Then I helped Taryn find all the same socks. That is a long time job. I was a big help. Ha.

Then Niamh went to her for stretching everything clothes store. 

She has to work until my bedtime tonight. Oh dear.

Craig had very fat ham from way far away Italy sandwiches. For our lunchtime. And chips too. 

I only got a nice chewy bit of bread. Oh well. 

Mister Tom brought us a brand new detective program. For our television.

It is the churchman who is a detective too. 

And he has a black big dog to be his helper. 

But he is a sleep all the time dog. Not a fierce minder dog. Like me. Too bad for him. 

And he has policeman friend too.  Ha. That is a good program. 

It does not have any scary music. That is good.

After everybody was gone I had a nice big nap. 

Because I was up late and early too. Oh dear. 

Craig just read his book in our den. With quiet music. 

He is still a lady nurse in an old war. Looking for a nasty man. 

It will only be Craig and I at our dinnertime table tonight. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will have another peanut butter toast. 

Or maybe some used Mister Tony’s pizzas. Ha.

Maybe we will go to bed early tonight. Maybe.

Craig said my friend Zita will be home soon. 

Soon is not such a good word for dogs. Soon is not just right now.  I like the right now time.

Sometimes soon takes a very long time to happen. It is known. Oh dear. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Eight

Craig and I had a very nice quiet day today. With visitors too. 

I still have a bit of a too sick tummy. 

But not so much. Just only before my bedtime. Not all day. Oh well.

This morning Niamh went to her downtown store work very early today. 

Because the busses are very slow in the too much snow. 

When we were all awake Craig and I had fat tasty toasts. And we looked out the watching window.

And then Miss Marie came to visit us. 

She is still sad about Professor Gilles. So she had two coffees.

And Craig gave her lots of her favourite television programs.

Then she talked to Craig for a long time. All about far away places. 

It was not so interesting and I had a nice quiet nap. Right beside my friend Craig.

When she left we had our own lunch and played catch the ball. It is only a bit too cold today.

Craig had Scotsman’s porridge for his lunchtime. I had my own tasty lunch. Not the porridge. Ha.

Then Mister Tom came to bring us new from far away detectives. 

But he could not have a nice visit. And drink his tea. 

Because there was no place to put his car. 

The too much snow makes all the roads too little for cars. Oh dear. 

And this afternoon all the cars just sat at my corner and nobody was very polite. 

So all the cars just stayed there. Oh dear. 

And the policeman had to come and yell at them. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

And then the very big take the cars away truck came. Oh dear.

But my friend Zita is still in way far away Dublin. I do not know why.

So we can only watch too loud programs on the television. 

Not the nice detectives. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Maybe Zita got all lost or her aeroplane cannot find our little aeroport. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

It is not always so nice being in charge. You cannot go to bed early when you are in charge. 

Because you have to be nearly all awake so you can mind everybody. Oh dear. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Seven

Everybody was at my house last night. In the as neat as can be basement. 

To play the dragons game with my friend Emmet. From far away Antigonish. He was on the big television.

And we had Mister Tony’s delicious pizzas. But I could not have any pizza bits.

Because I still have a sick tummy. 

But I was not so sick yesterday. I was only sick one time. Good for me.

This morning Niamh went to her too early in the morning job today. In the dark outside. Oh dear.

When Craig and I were all fast awake it was snowing again. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Last night there was a very noisy and very big throw the snow away everywhere machine on my sidewalk. 

And it got stuck lots of times. Right in front of my house. Oh dear.

There is too much snow for the just move the snow away machines. Oh dear. 

Craig and I played catch the ball a little bit this morning. 

Because it is not even a bit cold outside today.

Then I had a nice nap.

Zita sent me a picture. Of her mother and father in their new little car. From way far away. 

But not in Dublin. They were in the country. Where all the sheeps live. Ha. 

You cannot have way big cars in way far away Ireland. 

Because Ireland is not so very big. 

They just have giant castles instead. Ha. And maybe ghosts too. Maybe. Ha. 

Fierce dogs like me are not afraid of ghosts. Ha. Too bad or them.

Professor Jill came to visit me this morning. And Craig too. That was nice. 

She could not have a long visit.

Because she was going to the busy street to find some tasty food. 

Mister Paul did not come for his coffee today.

Because he went to way far away London. On an aeroplane. 

To visit his own daughter. And to fix her house all up. Mister Paul likes fixing things. That is nice. 

Craig and I had very fat toasts for lunchtime today. With peanut butter. I had a little crunchy bit. 

Then I had a nice nap. On my comfy in the kitchen bed. 

With extra towels on top. To keep toasty warm.

I do not know what we will watch on the television tonight.

Because we cannot watch the from far away detectives when Zita is in far away too. Oh dear.

Maybe Craig will watch the hockey game. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Six

It did not snow again today. That is good.

But I still have a sick tummy. Even in the middle of the night. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Miss Taryn stayed in the basement last night.

Because today she has to go to her work. Just up on the busy street.

This morning she started the silver little car so it would be all toasty warm. 

And not just all covered by the snow.

And when Niamh was all finished her squeaky clean shower she turned it off.

It was all as warm as could be. That is good.

Cars do not like the way too cold. Or the too much snow. Me either. Or Craig. 

The nice garbage men came today.

The road is nearly too small for their very big truck. Oh dear.

And a little truck needed to help them.Too bad for them.

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times today.

Because it is not way too cold outside today.

We had a very quiet day today. 

This afternoon I watched everybody out my watching window. Craig helped me. That was nice. 

And I had a very nice nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen.

Everybody is coming to my house tonight. To play the dragons game.

With Emmet on the big television. And everybody will be in Emmet’s in our basement bedroom.

Because Niamh and Taryn made it as neat and tidy as can be. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe Craig will ask Mister Tony to send us some of his very tasty pizzas. Ha.

Today my friend Zita is in way far away Dublin today. 

Her aeroplane did not get lost at all. Or get all stuck in the snow. That is good.

So now she can see everybody there.

Maybe even all our cousins too. Ha. That is good.

But she has to go to bed early tonight.

Because of the wrong clocks in the way far away places.

Zita brought her mother a little flat computer. Because we have too many. Ha.

So she can read all my stories. Ha. That is good.

They sent me a picture of some from way far away Ireland sheeps. Ha.

There is not even a little bit of snow in way far away. Ha. Too bad for us. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Five

 We had way way more too much snow this morning.

And everything is closed up. Even the nice university too. Oh dear.

And I had another sick tummy last night.

So Craig is not going to give me any more sore foot medicines.

My foot is not too sore anymore. That is good.

Niamh and Miss Taryn got up early. To shovel the too much snow.

My side yard was all full up to the top. Oh dear. 

So Craig’s go fast chair could not even get outside. Oh dear.

So we could not play catch the ball game.

And I could not find my own favourite catching ball. Anywhere. Oh dear.

And nobody can find our front walk at all. Oh dear.

Then Lee and Cara came to help shovel too.

I sat in the black go fast car so I could mind everything.  Lee sat with me too. That is nice.

We were outside for a very long time. 

Because of the lots of way too much snow. 

A giant move the snow away machine got all stuck on my other street. 

And had to go away. Oh dear. That is not all right.

When we were all finished everybody came in my house and had all the used food. Ha. That is good. 

And Niamh made own made popcorn. For everybody. But not me.

Because of the sick tummy. Too bad for me. 

Craig talked to Zita. On the telephone. Her train did not crash. Not even once. That is good. 

At lunchtime she is going on the under the ground train to the aeroport. In Toronto. 

I do not know why the train has to go under the ground. Oh well.

So then maybe the aeroplane can go to way far away Dublin. Maybe. 

If is not just stuck in the too much snow. 

Aeroplanes do not have do not get stuck in the snow tires. That is silly.

Last night on the television we watched the lots of dogs show. 

But the beautiful Bouvier dog did not win the very best dog ever prize. 

A little dog won. That is not so nice. 

Maybe Craig and I will watch something on the television tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Four

I had a sick tummy last night.

Maybe because of the sore foot medicine. 

Or maybe because Craig gave me too many treats. Oh dear.

The television said we are going to have a giant too much snow everywhere tonight.

And tomorrow too. Oh dear.

Zita said that she will take the not too dangerous train to Toronto. And not the aeroplane.

Because maybe all the aeroplanes here will not be able to find Toronto in the too much snow. Oh dear.

So she will go to Toronto without the aeroplane. 

So when she is all finished at the rascal ladies office she will just go and find the train. 

And go to Toronto by herself.

Our friend Kathy is going to drive her to find the not too dangerous in her very big truck. Ha.

She is going to have a nice sleep at Miss Ashley’s house in Toronto. 

Miss Ashley is doctor Susan’s own daughter. Mister Ollie the dog will be there too. That is good.

Then Zita will go to the aeroport so the aeroplanes in Toronto can take Zita to way far away Dublin. 

So now I am in charge again in our house. Oh dear.

Craig made Scotsman’s porridge for his lunchtime. I did not have to have any. Ha.

I had I bit of smelly cheese. But only a very little bit. 

Because of the sick tummy. Oh well.

Niamh went to her nice university today. 

Today is Niamh’s stay until late night at the nice university.

Niamh came home before dinnertime. With Miss Taryn. 

There are no classes at the nice university tonight.

Because the nice university is all closed up.

Because of the giant too much snow storm. Oh dear.

So Craig will not have to make peanut butter sandwiches for our dinner tonight.

Because Niamh and Miss Taryn know how to cook tasty food. That is good.

Before we were all finished Mister Kirian came to shovel away lots of snow. 

So he had dinner with Niamh and Taryn and me. 

Before he went to do lots of shoveling. Ha. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Three

When Zita came home last night she had lots and lots of tasty food for Craig.

Because she is going to to go to way far away Dublin. 

So she will not be here to make Craig and Niamh tasty dinners too. 

So she got lots of tasty treats so Craig will not just starve into nothing. 

Niamh will not starve. 

Because she knows all the delicious food downtown restaurants. And they know her. 

Sometimes they let her in first. Ha. 

Craig only knows his old friends restaurant up on the busy street. Or Mister Kettleman’s bagel store. 

And Mister Tony’s tasty pizzas store. Too bad for him.

But Craig cannot go to the busy street restaurant. 

Because of the way too much icy streets. Oh dear. 

He has to stay inside. Just like me. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

So Zita got him a big box of little Scotsman’s porridges. Ha. 

And meat from way far away Italy for lovely lunchtime sandwiches. Ha. Good for us. 

I like tasty meat sandwiches too. 

Last night we went to fast asleep very early. 

Because everybody was very tired. That is good.

This morning Miss Tamina came to make our house all spic and span. With her noisy machines.

She always washes the kitchen floor.

Then I cannot have nice naps on my comfy kitchen bed. 

Because it is not there when the floor is all wet. Oh dear.

So she puts my comfy duvet on the big bed. Just for me. So I can have a nice big naps. 

You have to have nice long rests when you have a sore leg. So it will just get all better. It is known.

Zita went to the rascal ladies office early today. 

Because then she had to go to our nice doctor Don to fix a bit of broken tooth. Oh dear. 

And Niamh found the smelly bus and went to her nice university to finish her brand new story.

And go to her other class too. 

So I had to mind just my friend Craig. He was just reading stories in the den. 

He is not so hard to mind. 

At my dinnertime Mister Pierre is going to look at the not yet all finished bathroom. 

Zita is going to show him everything.

So he can put nice bright lights there. That is good. 

The present man brought a box. And it was another just for me present. 

It was a box of brand new catching balls.

Because some of my old catching ball are lost in the way too much snow. 

Craig made sausage sandwiches for our lunchtime. With smelly cheese on top. 

And he toasted them too. In the oven. Ha. Good for him.

When Zita got home we did not go for our before dinnertime walk.

Because my doctor says I have to be an all rested dog. 

Or my sore foot will not be better forever. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Maybe I will have a nice nap. 

When I mind Craig and Zita and help them watch the from far away detectives. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Two

It is sleep in Sunday. 

But Zita could not sleep because she had way too many things in her head to think all about.

So she was wide wide awake when it was still dark outside. 

I got up too. So I could mind her. 

We had a way too early in the morning breakfast. Together. 

Then Zita read Niamh’s big new story. To make as beautiful as could be. 

Then she had to do rascal ladies work.

Because she has a special important meeting today. 

And it is even our sleep in Sunday. That is not right. 

When Craig was all awake we had our toasts. 

Then Zita went to her stretching with everybody store. Oh well.

And Niamh was all awake early too. 

So she went to her downtown work right away. With Miss Anna. In the same car. 

I got an extra breakfast today.

Because my first breakfast was in the very very early morning. And I was hungry again.

And I got my new medicine all covered in peanut butter. Ha. 

Craig thinks I do not know. Ha. Too bad for him.

Then I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed. 

Now Craig has to find another new book.

Because he found the nasty man in his other book. So he needs be someone else now. Ha.

Craig and I had the round toasty muffins for our lunchtime. 

They were so very tasty so we had another one. That was a good lunchtime. 

Then Craig watched a program on the television all about dangerous trains. Oh dear. 

Maybe they were Emmet’s just fall over and crash Russian trains. Oh dear. 

So I had a nice nap. In the den. 

Then the present man came to my house. With a present. And it was for me. Ha. That is good.

It was a brand new orange for peanut butter inside toy. Just for me. Ha.

Because my old one was a bit all chewed up. Oh well. 

I looked out my watching window this afternoon. Craig helped. And he read his new book too. 

Now he is a lady nurse in way far away France. When they had an old war. She is a detective too. 

Craig and I watched the famous with lots and lots of dogs show. On the television. 

It was not so interesting. I did not know any of the dogs. So I had a nice nap.

When Zita and Niamh came home they brought us all the way from India food. 

From the nice men on the busy street. 

I got some of the very very crunchy bread. 

It is from India only bread. Ha.

We will go to bed early tonight.

Because we were all wide awake too early this morning. It is known.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety One

I came home last night. In the black go fast car. With my friend Zita. 

I did not have to stay at my little hospital last night. Ha. That is good.

And I did not need the look inside me machine. Ha. Good for me.

My nice lady doctor looked at my leg. She said that nothing inside was broken. That is good. 

Just the insides of my leg were just a bit too much stretched. 

Craig said now I have to go to Niamh’s for stretching clothes store. That is silly.

They do not even have nice warm just for nice dogs coats. Too bad for them.

My doctor gave me another do not be too sore medicine. Ha.

But she said I cannot go for nice walks until Zita comes home from way far away Ireland.

And I did not know that she was even going to way far away. Oh dear. Nobody told me. 

It was a Merry Christmas secret present for her mother and father. Oh dear.

When she went to way far away Dublin the last time there was so much snow her aeroplane could find the aeroport.

And so it could not bring her back home. For a long time. Oh dear.

And cars in way far away Ireland do not know how to drive in too much snow. 

And they do not have lots of giant move the snow machines. Oh dear. 

So she should just stay here. 

Because we have lots and lots of take away the snow machines. Ha.

But my streets are too icey for nice walks. That is why I have a too sore for nice walks leg. Oh dear.

After lunchtime I helped Zita with all the garbage. 

I sat in the black car. So I could guard everything. That is my favourite job. 

And Craig read Niamh’s new long story. To make sure it was beautiful. Ha.

This morning Zita drove her downtown to the beautiful stretching clothes store. 

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast again. That is good. 

Because I could not take him there today. 

Because I cannot go for nice walks until my sore leg is all better. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

This afternoon Zita and I made the house as neat and tidy as can be. Good for us.

Then Zita took lots and lots of snow away from our driveway. 

So I guarded her right in the black go fast car. That is my favourite job.

And Craig watched his hockey team on the television. In the afternoon. That is silly.

Hockey is on the television at nighttime. Not in the afternoon. 

Maybe it is a different time place game. Maybe. Oh well.

We are having a nice quiet day today. 

Because we were very busy yesterday. Going to my hospital to see my nice doctor.

So now everybody is too tired. 

So it is a just resting at home day for us. That is good.

Maybe we will watch some more interesting detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety

I did not go for our good morning walk this morning.

Because of my too sore foot. Oh dear. I can not walk so very well this morning.

So I am going to go to my just for nice dogs hospital before our dinnertime. 

The see inside me machine will look at my too sore foot. 

They used to look inside my friend Emmet too. At the nasty food hospital. Oh dear. 

Craig minded me today. 

Because he is my friend. Friends always mind you if you are not so well. It is known. 

We had a very quiet day. 

I could not play our catch the ball game. 

Because I might just fall down. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

So we had a look out the window day. And a nice nap day. 

That is what you do when you are not just all right. It is known. 

Niamh went downtown to the giant theatre. 

To finish writing her new story. In the very comfy chairs. 

Craig and I had baby croissants for our early lunchtime. Ha. 

After I had a nice nap on my comfy bed in the kitchen.

Then I had my own lunch. I had two lunchtimes today. Ha. 

Zita came home early today so we could go to my little hospital.

So the look inside machine can see my hurt foot. Oh dear. 

Zita and I went in the black go fast car. Oh dear.

I do not like cars when they are going somewhere. When they are going I bark way too much.

I do not know why. 

I just like our cars when they are all stopped. In my driveway. 

With me inside. Guarding everybody. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Sometimes when you go to a hospital you cannot go home right away. 

Sometimes you have to stay there there.

And not be at your own home minding your family. And that is my very best job. Oh dear. 

That happened to me one time. I did not like that. At all. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty Nine

Zita and I went for a nice good morning walk this morning.

It was a very happy walk.

Because Zita’s own telephone did not forget how to be a telephone at all. 

It was in the too much snow last night. And it was all covered up in the snow. Oh dear. 

But now it is still a telephone. That is good.

After Craig was all awake I had a nice sleep in. Until it was tasty toasts time.

Then we had peanut butter with jam toasts. That is silly. 

Peanut butter and jam toasts are for dinner. When Zita is not here. 

Toasts with delicious jam is for our breakfast. It is known. 

Oh well. Maybe Craig forgot it was only breakfast time. Maybe.

Niamh went to her nice university for her interesting class this morning. 

Then she has to finish writing her big story. For her favourite all about way old rascals class.

I had an early lunchtime. 

Because Zita and I were all awake very early this morning. 

So I had a very early in the morning breakfast. 

After our be careful and do not fall on your bottom walk. It is still way slippy outside. 

That is not so nice. 

We only played catch the ball one time this morning. 

Because the go fast chair does not like the slippy ice. Oh dear. 

My friend Zita’s telephone cannot hear you talking to it. Oh dear. Maybe it has frozen ears. Oh dear. 

I had a nice nap this afternoon. 

At lunchtime Craig and I had toasty ham sandwiches with smelly cheese. Ha. 

Those are my favourite sandwiches. Ha. 

My friend Zita had to work at her downtown office until very late. 

So we did not go for our before dinnertime walk until very late.

But I slipped on the slippy ice and hurt my front foot. 

And I could not walk. Not even only a little bit. Oh dear. 

So Doctor Susan came in her nearly a truck and took me home. With Zita too. Oh dear.

Then Craig gave me some of my when you are too sore medicine. Oh dear.

And Zita got me a big pillow for me to lie on. In the den. 

So I could watch the television too when Niamh came home. 

We watched a doctor program. He was not a detective. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty Eight

I had a very nice quiet day today.

Today is Zita’s do not go to work day. So we went on our good morning walk. All around. 

After moving lots of more too much snow.

But it was a be very careful walk. 

Because everything is very very slippy outside. So we only went on the very little streets 

And we did not fall down at all. But we were very cold when we got home.

Because Zita forgot her beautiful keep her face warm scarf. Oh dear. 

I did not even have my breakfast until late. 

Because everybody was busy with the too much snow. Oh dear. 

But I did not starve and just blow away in the nasty wind. That is good. 

Then Craig and Zita and I had our toasts altogether. And looked out my watching window. 

I got some toasty bits. 

When my friend Niamh was all awake she had a toast too. Ha. Good for us.

Zita and the black go fast car took Niamh to her nice university. 

Because it is too slippy outside to walk there. 

 And the smelly busses are always too late. When there is freezie rain. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Zita did not come back home. She had lots of important errands to do. 

She had to find a very little sink for the brand new bathroom. 

And get my medicine and even some tasty ham for our special tasty altogether dinner tonight.

Ham right in the middle with cheese too. That is a tasty dinner. It is Niamh’s favourite. 

And Zita got her brand new glasses too. 

So she will not just be all lost when we go on our lovely good morning walks.

I had a nice nap when Craig was busy looking for more interesting stories for our nice Queen.

At lunchtime time we had two peanut butter sandwiches. With jam too. That is a good lunch.

Then I went back to my nap. On the big comfy bed.

Because I was not finished my nice afternoon sleep in. Ha. Good for me. 

When Zita came home I had to get all wide awake so I could take her on our before dinnertime walk.

We did not stay outside so long tonight. 

Because of the just all nasty ice rain. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Last night we watched the lady detective who always wears a very old hat. And has a very old truck. 

Maybe we will watch her again tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty Seven

It rained last night. When we were asleep. That is not right. It is still winter. Oh dear.

And it was still raining when Niamh had to go to her very early in the morning job.

And it was way too slippy to walk on the just icy sidewalks. And there are giant puddles everywhere.

So Zita and the black go fast car took Niamh downtown. In the still dark outside. Oh dear.

But they had to use the front door.

Because the gate in my side yard would not open. There was too much ice. Oh dear.

When Zita came home she had to take away all the snow before it all frozen up again.

I could not be a big help. It was too slippy for even nice dogs like me. Oh dear.

So I had to stay in the bedroom so I could mind Craig. That is not such a big help.

I had to remind him to get all awake. Lots of times. Oh dear. 

Then Zita went back downtown to the rascal ladies office.

Craig and I had our round toasty muffins altogether and watched out my window.

All the people were sliding all over when they tried to walk on the street. Oh dear.

Then Craig and I played catch the ball.

Zita put some of my old towels on the ground in my side yard.

So I would not fall down. Ha. That is nice.

I did not fall down at all. Good for me. 

And Craig moved some of the way too slippy ice away. Ha. That is good. 

But then the go fast chair got nearly stuck forever on the slippy ice. Ha. Too bad for him.

When we came in Craig had to have his another coffee. 

I had a nice nap. On the big comfy bed. 

Because I was all awake very early this morning. Oh well. 

Then I minded Craig in the den. 

When we went outside to play catch the ball it was cold again. 

And all the soft snow was just all ice. Oh dear. 

Now there will be more too many sliding cars again. Oh dear. 

Tonight is Niamh’s stay until late night at her nice university. 

Maybe Zita will be be home early today. For a nice just us dinner. 

Because she was very late last night. 

So she had to have her dinner just with me. And I got extra toasts bits. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty Six

Zita and I got up early today. It is not so cold today. That is good.

So went for a long our before breakfast good morning to everybody walk.

But it is still very snowy and I had to wear all my boots. Oh well.

Then the black go fast car took Zita downtown to her office.

Because she has a very busy day today.

So I kept Craig feet all warm when he listened to his book. In the big comfy bed.

Then we had the round toasty muffins from England. With brand new tasty jam.

Craig had two coffees this morning. But we only had one tasty muffin. Oh well.

Niamh was all dressed she walked to her nice university.

Because it is not so cold outside today.

But she went very early because of everywhere too much snow.

Then I minded Craig when he found stories for our nice Queen. And I watched out my window.

In case the too noisy move the snow machines came to my street again. Too bad for them.

We could not play catch the ball game today.

Because we could only find the blue catching ball and it was in too much snow for the go fast chair. 

So we just had a nice outside visit. Just Craig and me. Ha. That is nice.

Then I had my before my afternoon nap tasty lunch.

Craig did not have his lunch right away. I had to wait to help him eat his lunch. 

We had baby croissants. Three of them all warm. With butter. Ha. 

Zita came home. But only for a little bit.

Because she had to go to visit our nice dentist. Up on the busy street.

Miss Suze and Mister George found a just brand new dog. Mister Rupert.

To be a big help at their farm. 

If you have a farm you have to have a nice dog to be a big help. It is the rule.

He is a mind the sheeps dog. But not like Mister Shadow. He is not from Scotland.

Maybe he will help drive the very old tractor. Maybe. 

Zita said that maybe she will be at work until late tonight. Oh dear. 

Maybe Craig will have to make his famous peanut butter toasts for our dinner. Oh well.

I did not watch the football game last night. Just when Craig had chips. Ha.

Niamh said it was not even a little bit exciting. Oh well. 

So we went to bed early. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty Five

We only had a little bit of a nice sleep in today. Oh well.

I took Zita for a nice not so very long walk. 

Because it is snowing still. Oh dear.

Then Zita talked to her mother and father. In way far away Dublin. On the telephone. Not on the computer.

So I kept Craig company on the big comfy bed.

Then Niamh was all awake too. 

So Zita and I made the pretend pancakes for our altogether breakfast. With my friend Emmet too. 

He was on the computer. Right here. On our dining room table.

They do not have lots of too much snow in far away Antigonish. That is good.

Emmet is very busy reading his giant important story again. 

And helping his students to write their own not so very big stories.

Then Zita drove Niamh downtown to her store job. It is still too slippy outside.

All the cars are sliding everywhere. Even the black go fast car too. Oh dear. 

And there are stuck in the snow cars everywhere. That is not so nice.

 Tonight Niamh is going to the stretching clothes store’s Merry Christmas time party. 

Just her store. She said she is going with all the Lemons. This is silly. Lemon’s are not so tasty. 

They should take tasty green beans instead. And it is not even Merry Christmas time. That is silly.

Sometimes people are very silly. It is known.

Then Zita visited Craig’s mother. In her little apartment. They did not go anywhere.

Because of the way too much snow.

So Zita went to the tasty food store. Just across on our busy street. 

And she put the black go fast car in their toasty warm basement. To get it as warm as can be. 

And then all the ice will just fall off. Ha. That is good.

When she came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. But not so very far.

Then we cleaned my side yard. I was a big help. 

Then I got way too cold and had to come inside. I was just shivering all over. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Craig brought me my toasty warm towels. Then I was all warm again. Just like the black car. Ha. 

Tonight the important football game is on the television. 

Maybe we will have tasty pizzas in the den. 

And watch the football game. And not the from far away detectives. 

Zita bought two bags of special chips. Ha. And Craig’s favourite from far away Italy lemonade.

You can only eat in the den if you are all by yourself. 

Or there is an important football game on the television. It is the rule. 

Because sometimes people are way too messy. It is known.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty Four

Zita and I did not have a big sleep in today.

We went for a big long walk to everywhere this morning.

But it is snowing. Again. That is not right.

Then we took away the snow from my side yard. I helped.

I was a big help. Zita told me.

I did not even have my breakfast until very late. 

Because I had to help Zita. Ha. Good good for me. 

We we were all finished Zita went to the sore and tired store.

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today.

Because of the way too much snow.

He just stayed here and we had our toasts altogether together. Ha.

Zita went to see the get new glasses people. On our busy street.

Because she has to get bigger glasses.

So she will not just get all lost when we go for our long walks. That is good.

Miss Lily and her friend came to our house. To get the giant box. And take to back to Susan’s house.

Today is doctor Susan’s Sing Happy Birthday day. Soon she will be old. Ha.

Niamh went downtown early today.

Because the smelly busses are very very slow when there is all the time windy snow.

So you have to go early or you will be late for your job at the stretching clothes store.

Craig and I watched everything from my watching window.

There are not so very many people outside.

Because of the too much windy snow. You cannot see anything in the windy snow. Oh dear.

And the roads are all too slippy again. So all the cars do not stop on my corner. Oh dear.

Now they will crash into everything. Maybe even my all empty pond. Oh dear.

So then I went and had a nice nap on my comfy bed in the kitchen. After I had my own lunch.

Mister Paul is coming to my house for a delicious dinner tonight. To talk to everybody 

And look at the not yet all finished brand new bathroom. 

This afternoon Zita had to take all the too much snow away from our driveway. 

Because there was no room for the black go fast car. That is not all right.

I could not help. Too bad for me.

Then we went for a not so long in the too much snow walk. But we only went on the little streets.

Because of the sliding everywhere cars. 

I was all as snowy as can be when we were all home.

Because the too much snow is right up to my own tummy. Too bad for me. 

Zita told me our busy street is full up to the top with the too much snow. Oh dear. That is not all right.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty Three

The very noisy take away all the snow machines came to my street last night. Oh dear.

Now I can even see my own street. From my watching window. That is good.

And I only got into a little bit of trouble.

Because of the too much barking. Oh well.

Then we all went back to fast asleep.

Zita and I went for a not so long walk this morning. It is still a wear all my boots day.

Because of the still way too cold.

Zita says everybody is way tired of the too much snow and the way too cold outside. She is right.

The black go fast car and Zita went to a special meeting this morning. All about old people.

She knows all about old people.

Because Craig lives here too. Ha.

This morning Craig and I had from way far away England toasty muffins for our breakfast.

And we used all the tasty from France jam. Ha. Good for us. 

Then I looked out my watching window. Craig helped me.

In case the dangerous noisy move the snow away machines came back. 

Then we played catch the ball. Outside in the very cold. Ha. Good for us.

But we did not play lots of times. 

Because it was a bit too sore day today for Craig. Oh well.

So I went downstairs to get my friend Niamh all fast awake. I jumped right on top of her.

And it was not her. It was just a fat pillow. Oh dear. Oh dear.

I looked and looked. But she was not there. 

She was not even in her bed.

She was on her big comfy sofa. Writing a big story for her university.

And I did not even see her. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Then I had a nice nap on the comfy sofa. Ha.

When I was all awake we went upstairs and Niamh had a squeaky clean shower.

But it was not so long today.

Because she forgot she had to go to a throw a ball to everybody game. With Miss Rima. Tonight. 

At the not too far away giant building. They are going on a not too smelly big bus. 

Her nice university is playing and important game. Ha.

So she had to go right away. With all wet hair. Soon she will be a Niamhsicle. Ha.

Craig made his own Scotsman’s porridge for his lunchtime.

I did not have to have any. That is good. I got a tasty cheesie treat instead. Ha. That is good.

Then we played catch the ball before I had a lovely afternoon nap. On my comfy in the kitchen bed.

When Zita came home we had to go for our before dinnertime walk. 

Even in the way too cold. I had to wear all my boots again. Too bad for me.

Zita brought home two bags of watching detectives tasty chips. Ha. 

We watched the angry from way far away England policeman last night. 

His other policeman friend was not so nice. He tried to shoot him. 

So the angry policeman’s lady friend shot him instead. 

Then he was just dead. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Maybe we will watch more tonight. Maybe.