Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty Two

We had a nice quiet day.

Zita and I went for a nice walk in the too cold. 

Before the black go fast car took her downtown to her office.

But she forgot her own telephone. 

And everybody in the world wanted to talk to her. Oh dear.

So Niamh took her telephone to the rascal ladies office. So Zita could talk to everybody. 

Then Niamh went to our very beautiful giant theatre. With all the comfy chairs and giant windows. 

Because that is a nice quiet place to read her nice university stories. 

Before she went to her downtown lovely clothes store after lunchtime. 

She will stay until the store is all closed up tonight. Then she will come home. 

I will wait for her. It is my job.

Yesterday there were boys playing hockey right in our all empty pond. Even in the too cold. 

Our friend Mister Ian took their picture with his giant very old camera. 

The take away the too much snow machines did not come to my street last night. 

Maybe they just got all stuck in the too much snow. Or just got too lost. 

I do not know why they did not come. Oh well. 

Our make the clothes clean machine still remembered it is a clean the clothes machine. Ha. That is good. 

So we can have clean clothes all the time now. Good for us.

After lunchtime I had a nice nap in the den. In the warm sunshine spot on the comfy rug. 

I was just minding Craig when he was looking for interesting stories. 

For our nice Queen. Good for me. That is an easy job. 

Zita went to her stretching until you are tired store after her all day at the rascal ladies office.

We only watched the detective program for a little bit last night.

Because Craig had to have a squeaky clean bath. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty One

It is still way too cold outside at my house. 

So Zita drove Niamh downtown. To her beautiful clothes store. For a meeting.

Then she has to go to her nice university for her not all about the far away laws class.

When Zita came home we went for a long nice walk with Professor Jill. I had to wear all my boots. 

Because there was even more snow last night. That is not all right. 

We had too much snow already. 

So we had our toasts this morning. With delicious jam too. Altogether.

Because today is Zita’s do not go to the rascal ladies office day. Ha. That is a good day.

Zita and I looked for brand new little sinks for the brand new bathroom. On her fast computer. 

When we find the just right one the nice men will put it altogether in the new bathroom. Ha. 

Now the brand new go to the bathroom machine that works. Ha. Good for us. 

Zita said that maybe she is going to put the covers on the brand new nearly walls herself. Maybe 

Maybe Mister Paul can help. Ha. 

Then Zita went to the other make you beautiful store. I stayed here to mind Craig.

He was just in the den looking for stories for our nice Queen.

I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. 

There are little signs on my street. 

Because the scary giant take the snow all away machines are going to be on my own street. Oh dear.

To take away all the way too much snow. 

But I do not like those chop everything all up machines. Oh dear. They are too scary. 

Maybe they will try to chop away my own house. Maybe. 

They do not care that I am a fierce guarder dog. That is not right. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Zita talked to our cousin Orlaith today. On the telephone. In way far away Galway. Ha. 

She is right beside the dangerous ocean. 

It is the same ocean as Emmet’s but not here. Just over there. I do not know why. That is a silly ocean.

After our lunchtime Zita got the clean your clothes machine all working again. Ha.

She does not know how. Neither do I. 

Maybe it just forget it was a clean clothes machine. 

Now it has a brand new room. So it just remembered all by itself. Maybe.

Now Zita and Niamh are very happy. That is good. 

Then Zita had to go to the rascal ladies office for an important meeting. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

When she got home we went for only a little walk. With my boots and jacket. 

Because it is still too cold for long walks. Too bad for us.

Last night we watched the detective program. With popcorn too. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighty

Zita and I got up early. 

But the men did not come to my house until my own lunchtime.

So Zita and I went for a long long good morning to everybody walk. That is nice.

Then the black go fast car took her all the way downtown. To the rascal ladies office. 

Craig and I had our toasts with brand new jam and looked out the watching window. 

Because it is snowing again. That is silly weather.

We have more snow than anybody. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

So we had an extra treat for our breakfast. 

One of Niamh’s cookies. I help her make the cookies. Last night. Ha. Good for us.

Then my friend Niamh was all awake too. She went to her nice university early today.

Because of the even more too much snow.

So then I had a nice nap on the big bed. Right on Craig’s fat pillow. Ha.

Zita came home when the men came at lunchtime. To talk to them. 

They took the go to the bathroom machine out of the black car. 

Because it was too big for Zita.

And they took it down the basement. For the brand new bathroom. 

And they put the new for the all clean clothes machine sink together. 

And moved the clothes machine. To the new place. That is good. 

Then they all went home. They were not even a bit noisy today. Ha. Good of us.

Now we have to find a very little sink for the new bathroom. Ha. 

Today is Niamh’s stay until late at night her nice university. 

So only Craig and Zita and I will be here for a tasty dinner.

Maybe we will watch detectives tonight. 

But we do not have any chips. Craig ate them. Too bad for me.

Everybody went to fast asleep early last night.

Because everybody was very tired. We did not watch any detectives at all. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy Nine

We got up very early this morning. In the still dark outside.

Because more men came to our house to make the better bathroom.

But they brought very very noisy machines in their very very big truck. 

And then they were so noisy Niamh had to go to Cara and Lee’s house. 

To finish her good night sleep. 

Zita and I only went for a little walk this morning.

Because it is way cold outside again. I had to wear my boots and my comfy jacket too. 

Then Zita talked to all the men all about the new bathroom. Before she went to the rascal ladies office. 

The black go fast car took her there. Because of the way too cold outside. 

Then Craig and I had toasts. With lots of jam.

I minded Craig in the den. He was reading stories for our nice Queen. All morning.

 It was nice and sunny in the den. And the rug is very comfy too. Ha. That is a good room.

We only listened to very quiet music. It was the for finding interesting stories music. Ha. 

The men made new holes in the basement floor. With very very noisy machines. 

That made everything shake. Oh dear.

And then they made everything very smelly too. 

With the very smelly glue for the brand new bathroom. 

I went into our big bedroom and went to fast asleep. Ha. 

We had fat peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch. 

And then Miss Tamina came to make the house all neat and tidy.

But the men were still making way too much noise in the basement. 

So she only made the upstairs as clean as can be. 

Kathy came to visit me. And she brought us all clean clothes. 

Because her clothes washing machine still works. Ha. 

She said maybe we will have another altogether dinner with everybody. Soon.

Except for Emmet and Tara.

Because they live in far away. Even different far aways. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Maybe we will have some smelly cheese. And tasty biscuits too. Maybe.

Tonight Zita is going to get some brand new things for the new bathroom. Even a new little sink too.

So the men can make them work. And be a bathroom again. Ha. That is good.

She is going to the giant IKEA store. 

Maybe she will have a tasty dinner at their not for so much money restaurant.

And a man is going to bring Craig’s dinner from Emmet’s favourite too many chips restaurant. Ha. 

Niamh and some people from her all about way far away laws class are going to a restaurant. 

On our busy street. So they can eat delicious food and talk all about the far away law.

So we will not have an altogether dinner tonight. Oh well. Too bad for us.

When Niamh got home I helped her make own made delicious cookies. Good for me. 

I am the best kitchen helper. It is known.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy Eight

We had a sleep in Sunday today. 

But when we were all wide awake there was more too much snow.

That is not all right.

Craig and Zita had some too much coffee and we looked out my watching window.

It is sometimes just all windy snow. And then you can not see even my park. 

Zita said they were snow squirrels. That is silly. Oh well. 

People do not know so much about squirrels. Too bad for them. 

Then we made the French not really pancakes toasts. Oh well.

We talked to my friend Emmet. He was right on the dining room table. On the computer. 

He was wearing his keep his ears warm hat. Inside his little apartment. 

Because he does not use the make your house toasts warm machine so much. That is silly.

He was getting ready to teach his very old from Wales stories class tomorrow. 

Maybe they are the stories all about fierce dragons. Ha. Those are good stories.

After lunchtime Zita drove Niamh downtown to her sometimes work. 

Because of the way too slippy for the smelly buses streets.

It is even more slippy today. Zita nearly got all stuck on our own little hill. Oh dear. 

Because it is just all icy underneath all the way too much snow. 

So the cars cannot even stop when they should. They just slide anywhere. Oh dear. That is not right. 

My leg does not hurt much today. And Zita’s back does not hurt either. That is good.

Maybe Mister George’s bottom is all better too. Maybe. 

Zita said we are going to give my friend Mister Kirian some real money.

And he will take away the way too much snow. Ha. That is good. 

Zita and I went for a little before dinnertime walk. But we had to be very careful.

Because of the slippy everywhere ice. 

Craig’s silver little car is going to stay at Susan’s for a little while. 

So the make the bathroom men can park here.

Because of the way too much snow on the street.

We had chips last night. When we watched the from far away detectives. I had some chips too.

And Craig and Zita had even some bits of the giant chocolate bar. Ha. That was good.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy Seven

 

The giant take the snow away machines came to my street this morning. For a long time.

Because we have way too much snow. Everywhere.

They are very scary machines. I do not like them on my street. 

But they do not care. Too bad for me. 

And a silly car was almost all chopped up. 

Because it went right in front of the giant chop the ice up machine. Oh dear.

Zita said there are lots of very silly drivers. And they get all squished up cars. Oh dear. 

Then we went for a nice walk with Professor Jill and the little dog.

But I slipped on the icy street and hurt my front leg. But it only hurts a little bit. Just when I walk. 

So Craig gave me some of my do not be too sore medicine. Ha. Then I had a nice nap.

Our friend Mister George fell down on the slippy ice. At his farm. And hurt his bottom. 

He should take some do not be too sore medicine too. And have a nice nap. It is known.

Zita drove Niamh to her not all the time job. Downtown. 

Because of the slippy everywhere streets.

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast this morning. 

Because maybe the giant snow eating machines might catch him and he would be all gone. Oh dear. 

So he did not go. He had a nice sleep in instead. 

But Mister Paul came to our house after the old friends breakfast. 

He saw a car crash another car. Right on my street. 

Because of the slippy ice. 

He brought tasty brand new croissants. Ha. 

We made them toasty warm in the oven. I had a tasty bit too. 

Then he looked at the brand new nearly walls. In the basement. Ha. 

Last night the present man brought us a surprise Merry Christmas secret present. 

It was tied with strong string from way far away present. 

Because it was from Zita’s mother and father in way far away Dublin. 

It got a little bit all lost I think. Oh well. 

There were secret presents for everybody. 

Even a giant chocolate bar for Craig. For watching the detectives at nighttime. Ha. That is good. 

And warm as toasts socks. 

And beautiful clothes for Zita and Niamh. Ha. 

We did not open Emmet’s secret present. Because it is a secret. Ha. 

Zita will send it to far away Antigonish just for him. Ha. That is nice.

My friend Emmet is all finished the first try of his very important giant story. Ha. That is good.

His next try will not be so long I think. Ha. Good for him.

Zita went to the lots of different vegetables store today. 

Then we had to clean out the refrigerator. To put the brand new food away. 

I was a big help. So I got a lettuce treat. Good for me.

Then Zita went to find the silver little car. It was hiding at Susan’s house. 

Now it is back in its own driveway. That is right. 

Maybe we will have another altogether dinner tonight. Maybe.

We watched the lady detective from way far away England. 

She always wears floppy hats. That is silly.

We had chips. Ha.

Maybe we will watch more new detectives tonight. Maybe with chips too.  Ha.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy Six

Everybody got up very early this morning.

Because the man was coming to take away the old wall. In the basement.

But he was late. So we looked out the window instead.

Then they were here. Three men. Not just one man. They had a big trailer.

To take away everything. I did not know them. Oh dear.

But my friend Zita has a sore back.

Because of the too much snow shoveling. Oh dear. That is not right.

She went to our comfy bed early last night.

So she did not go to the rascal ladies office this morning. She had to take it easy. Craig told me.

But the men have very noisy machines. And there is lots of very loud noise.

And they are taking lots of old stuff outside to their trailer.

And bringing lots of brand new wood downstairs. To the basement. To make the brand new walls.

So it is hard to take it easy when it is very noisy in your house.

They were noisy all day. Even at my lunchtime. That is not all right. 

Today things are not just all the same. 

I only like things that are always the same. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

This morning Niamh went to the comfy clothes store very early. In the dark. I do not know why. Oh well.

The streets are still all full of snow. And the cars are all slipping everywhere. 

We watched them. And now only one car can go on my street. Not two. 

Because of the too much snow.Too bad for them.

Auntie Eileen and cousin Ciara have gone to another way far away country. Not just Ireland.

To the country just full of scary Vikings. Oh dear. That is not right.

They should just go to way far away France instead.

And have lots and lots of delicious croissants for your good morning treats.

And lots of very tasty smelly cheese too. Ha. 

That is a good country. It is not full of scary Vikings. Just full of cheeses. It is known.

Today is Mister Burns’s own day.

He was a very famous Scotsman who wrote lots of nice stories. And songs too. Ha. 

Even stories about his dog. Mister Luath. Ha. That is a good story. 

Mister Luath was a take care of the sheep dog. Just like Miss Maggie and Mister Shadow. Ha.

Maybe they are friends in way way far away heaven. 

Chasing all the sheep clouds all over everywhere. Maybe.

But we do not have to have porridge or listen to the loud bagpipes.

Because Craig is only a pretend Scotsman. 

We do not live in way far away Scotland. We live here in our house. Ha. Good for me.

Zita and went for our before lunchtime walk today. But not a long walk. 

Because of the too sore back. Oh dear.

Then Zita went to the rascal ladies office. The black go fast car took her. 

Maybe we will have an altogether dinner tonight. Maybe 

All the men left my house before my dinnertime. They were all finished. 

They took their noisy machines too. That is good.

But now different men have to come to make a new hole in the floor. 

For the clothes cleaning machine. Craig said they will be way noisy too. Oh dear. 

I was at my watching window for a long time tonight. 

Waiting for my friend Zita. But she was late because the cars can not drive on the streets anymore.

Because of the way too much snow. They just all stop on my corner and cannot go anywhere at all. 

That is not all right. 

We did not watch any detectives last night. Everybody was too busy. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy Five

Zita and I only had a little good morning walk today.

Because it was freezie rain last night. And now everything is way too slippy.

Zita and the black go fast car went downtown to Zita’s office. 

Because the sidewalks are way too slippy. Oh dear. 

So everybody will fall down on their bottoms. Oh dear.

When Zita was gone Craig and I had our toasts and looked out my watching window. 

There are not so many sliding everywhere cars today.

Because they are all staying at home. So they will not just crash. Ha. That is good. 

All the walking people have umbrellas.

Because of the rain. That is silly weather. 

Then Niamh went to her nice university. Lee and Cara went too. 

Last night a nice man came to start the silver little car. And then we let it warm itself all up. 

For a long time. Until it was toasty warm all over. And inside too. Ha. 

This morning the big move the snow away machines are on my street. 

But there is still snow everywhere. Oh dear.

So Craig and I played catch the ball. But not a lot. My side yard is way too slippy. 

The go fast chair does not like the slippy ice. Me either. 

So we did not play for a very long time today. 

And now it is all cold again. Oh dear. 

So I had a nice nap. 

Craig and I had used pizzas for our lunch today. With pepperonis. Ha. 

I do not eat pepperonis. Because I will get a sick tummy. I get the crunchy toasty ends. Ha. Good for me.

This afternoon a man brought a giant box for Doctor Susan in our house. I do not know why. 

Craig said it was not a secret present. It is a not just all broken present. For Mister Jack. 

We played catch the ball. In the dark. Ha. The ball is still very bouncy. Even in the dark.

Last night Craig and Zita watched the old lady detective from way far away England. 

She has a very very old nearly a truck. Ha. That is a good program. 

I minded Craig and Zita. On the comfy den rug.

We did not have any tasty treats. Oh well. 

It was one of Mister Tom’s from far away programs. He brought it to us.

The man is going to start making noise tomorrow morning. Early in the morning. Oh dear. 

When he takes the old wall in the basement away. Oh dear.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy Four

There was even more way too much snow last night. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

When we went for our good morning walk we had to use the front door.

Because the side yard had so much way too much snow and we could get all lost. 

In my own side yard. Oh dear.

So we went up to the busy street for our walk.

We had to go on the road because the sidewalks were all full up with the snow. Oh dear.

We went to our nice bank. I got the just for very polite dogs treat. Good for me. 

We we came home Zita and Niamh and Taryn moved lots and lots of the snow. 

All far away from our side yard and our front sidewalk and the black go fast car too. 

Then Zita drove Niamh and Taryn to the nice university. 

And she nearly got all stuck. At the university. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Because all noisy move the snow machines are just hiding. 

So there are just all stuck cars everywhere. Oh dear. 

And everybody is just sliding on my very own corner. Except for the all stuck car. Oh dear.

There is so much too much snow that the silver little car was nearly all lost.

Zita had to find it under all the too much snow. But it would not start at all. 

Maybe it was too scared of the too way too much snow. Oh dear.

Then after lunchtime I was outside helping Zita in our side yard. But I had to come in. 

Because I got too cold and was shaking all over. I had icy ears. Oh dear. 

So I stayed in our very warm kitchen until I was toasty warm again. 

Then Craig gave me a cheesie treat. Ha. 

The man came to look at our basement so they can make new walls for a better bathroom.

They are going to be very noisy Craig said. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

And Zita and the black go fast car nearly got stuck in our own driveway. 

Some nice people had to give the car a big push. Oh dear. 

Zita and Niamh got a special made just for us pizza. From the expensive food store.

We had it for dinner. I got a little bit. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy Three

It is still a way too cold outside day today. 

So I did not take Zita on a good morning to everybody walk. 

Because there was no everybody outside. It was too cold.

Zita and the go fast car went to the rascal ladies office by themselves. 

Because it is too cold to walk to the smelly bus. 

And Niamh found a car to drive her to her nice university too. That is good.

Craig and I had two toasty croissants this morning. And he had two coffees. 

Because they were small coffees today. 

We played catch the ball. But only one time. I do not like the way too cold. Too bad for me.

My street is still all covered in snow. Oh dear. Craig cannot go on covered in snow streets.

Because the go fast chair does not have do not get stuck in the snow tires. Too bad for him. 

Craig looked for interesting stories for our nice Queen this morning.

But there were not so many stories today. Oh well.

So we had a nice quiet day. That is nice.

I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. In the warm kitchen. Ha. Good for us.

After our lunchtime Mister Tom came for a visit. To drink his tea. And to talk.

We watched the slide away cars on my corner. Oh dear.

He even brought more from far away England detectives. Ha. That is good.

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because it is Niamh’s stay until late night at the nice university. Oh well. Too bad for her.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy Two

Zita and I did not go for a nice walk this morning.

Because it would not be a nice walk today. 

Because it is a way too cold day outside today. It is even colder than yesterday. Oh dear.

So Zita went to the rascal ladies office on the smelly bus. I kept Craig company.

But we did not have a nice sleep in.

Because we were a bit hungry. So we had a tasty fat croissant. All warmed up in the oven. Ha. 

So I had a very quiet nice day. 

Craig and I just stayed in our house. And looked out my watching window. 

There was nobody outside today. Just some all frozen people. But not so many.

But it is very bright outside. 

Because the too much snow is everywhere. 

But the move the snow machines have not moved the snow. 

Maybe they got all stuck. Oh dear. 

Niamh and I were going to go for a walk but she forgot about her important meeting. 

At her nice university. And she was almost nearly just too late. Too bad for her. 

Craig said I can only go outside for a little bit. Because of too cold feet. He is right. 

It is not nice to have only cold feet. 

We went out at lunchtime. To play catch the ball. But we came in after I caught the ball. One time. 

Because of the way too cold.

So we had toasty peanut butter bagels. So we would be all warm again. Ha.

Then I had a nice nap. Inside. In my cosy warm bed. On my own duvet. Ha.

Niamh came home early this afternoon. From her nice university. 

Because she had a sore tummy. Maybe she had too many delicious dinners too. Like me. Maybe.

And Zita went to her before dinnertime tired and sore class today. 

Craig and I waited for her to come home. At my watching window. 

It is nice to have company when you are just waiting.

I did not want to go for a before dinnertime walk. Either did Zita. So we had a nice keep you warm inside dinner. 

Niamh did not even wake up for her dinner. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

So we watched a brand new detective program. On the television.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy One

It is another way too much snow day. Oh dear. It was snowing all night. 

 When everybody was fast asleep. And it is too cold too. That is not right. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

And I had a sick tummy last night. 

Maybe because I had two tasty dinners last night. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

And this morning Zita had to take everything to the give away your too much stuff store. 

Because the go fast car was full up to the top with boxes. 

Because she made the basement all neat and tidy again. Ha. 

So she took Niamh to her sometimes job downtown too.

Then she went to the too much of everything food store. 

To get lots of tasty treats for Niamh’s at the university lunchtimes. 

And a giant box of fat croissants. Ha.

And lots of delicious cheese too. That is good.

Because today is everybody in the world should have lots of cheese day. Ha.

We did not talk to my friend Emmet today at lunchtime. 

Because only Craig and I were here. 

And Craig says we are not so interesting. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Maybe we will talk to him at our altogether dinnertime. If he is not way busy in far away Antigonish.

It is even snowy there too. Oh dear. 

But Emmet does not have anything to shovel at all.

Because he has a very little apartment and he does not have a get just stuck in the snow car. Ha. Good for him.

When Zita was back home we went for our before lunchtime walk. 

But it was still very cold outside. So we did not go so very far. 

Because of the too cold feet. And the way too much snow.

I did not see the big move the snow away machines today. 

Maybe they are hiding. Because of the way too much snow. Ha. Too bad for them.

Then Craig and I played catch the ball. Not just once. Ha. Good for us.

So then I had a nice after lunchtime nap. 

And Zita went downstairs to find more too much stuff. Oh dear. 

People have too much stuff. I just have my catching balls.

And my own comfy bed. 

And my very own Scotsman’s collar. 

And my from way far away Ireland keep me dry coat. 

And my keep your feet warm boots. 

Oh dear. Maybe I have too much stuff too. Oh dear. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Maybe I will have have to put things in the way too much boxes too. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Maybe my boots. I do not like boots so much.

I took Zita on a little before dinnertime walk. But it was only a little walk because of too much too cold snow.

When I got home of was nearly a poppysicle. Ha. And Zita had a sore face. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will watch something brand new on the television tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seventy

A man came to our house early in the morning today.

To look at our basement. So we can have a better bathroom. With even a squeaky clean shower.

And a new room for all the make the clothes clean machines. With a new hole in the basement floor.

Mister Mitch cannot do it this time.

Because he is getting married and going away. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Then Craig and Zita and I had our toasts altogether.

But Zita and I did not go for our good morning walk.

And Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant.

Because it is way way too cold outside today.



Our feet would be too cold. I do not like cold feet. Not even just one foot.

So Zita and the black go fast car took Niamh downtown to the stretching clothes store.

So she would not have cold feet either.

Craig and I only played catch the ball one time. Because of the too cold feet. Oh well.

Then Craig had to find things for the better bathroom. On the computer.

So I had a nice nap on my comfy duvet. On the big comfy bed. Ha. Good for me.

Doctor Susan had to take the black go fast car after lunchtime. To get Miss Lily. Ha.

Because her little car would not even start a bit.

Because of the way too cold. Oh dear.

This afternoon Zita had to move lots and lots our too much stuff in the basement.

So there will be room for the brand new walls. For the new a little bit bigger bathroom. That is good. 

Then Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. In the way too cold.

Zita had to wear her big for the cold boots and her very keep you toasty warm big coat.

I had to have all my boots on. Not just my back feet boots. Oh dear. 

And my own from way far away coat too. But we were still cold all over. 

So we only had a little walk. Ha. But I nearly lost one of my toasty warm boots. 

But we found it. It was right there on the street. Ha. Good for us. 

I had two delicious dinners tonight.

Because Craig forgot I had an early coming home from our walk dinner. Ha. Good for me.

Tonight Niamh and Miss Taryn and Miss Rima are going to a costume party movie. 

Up on the busy street. In the very old movie theatre. 

Everybody has to sing too out loud. When the movie is on. Oh dear. That is a silly movie.

Craig and Zita and I will watch some from far away detectives instead. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Nine

 I did not take Zita for a good morning everybody walk this morning. 

Because it was too early. And it was a just snowing all over day. 

And Zita had a very early in the morning meeting way downtown. 

So I just went back to bed. I did not even have a tasty breakfast. 

I had a nice nap instead. On the big comfy bed. 

When Craig made the toasts I got all fast awake. So I could help him eat the toasts.

Then I had my own breakfast. 

Craig and I watched the cars slide down my other street. 

But they did not crash into the park. That is good.

So then I went outside. In the side yard. To look at all the too much snow.

Craig did not come outside with me. 

Because the go fast chair gets too snowy. 

It is not even too cold outside today. Just too snowy. Oh well. Too bad for him.

And then I had a nice nap.

But it is a sad day today for Craig. Oh dear. 

Before our lunchtime he heard that Mister Professor Gilles went all the way to Heaven last night. 

He was my friend Craig’s important story special professor a long long time ago.

When everybody was very young. 

And even after Craig went to the nice university Craig still knew him. Oh dear. 

 Miss Marie will be very sad too. Oh dear. That is not very good. Oh dear. 

I do not know if he has a nice big dog to find him in way far away Heaven. 

I will ask Mister Saint Newton tonight. Oh dear. 

Maybe Mister Cassie can be a big help. He is a very nice big dog. 

And Mister Cassie can speak French too. Just like Mister Professor Gilles. 

Because he is from way far away Switzerland. 

They speak French there too. And make lots of delicious chocolates. That is good.

It is not so nice to have a sad day. It is known.

Then Craig helped me look out our watching window. 

For a long time. At all the too much snow. That is good. 

Looking at the beautiful outside is very nice if you are a bit sad. It is known.

There was a very little tractor on my own street. Moving all the sidewalks too much snow. 

It was only a very little tractor. Our friend Mister George has a very very old very big tractor. 

But it is in not very far away Kingston. Not here. Oh well.

We had a peanut butter sandwich with very very old cheese for our lunchtime.

It was not so old as Craig. He is way old. That is why his hair is all grey. 

I have some some grey hair in my beard. Oh well.

After our sandwich I took Niamh for a nice walk in the too much snow. Ha. Good for me.

Then we moved all the too much snow everywhere. I was a big help. 

Niamh told me. So it is true. Ha. Miss Rima helped too.

We did not watch any detective programs last night. 

Because Craig had to have a squeaky clean bath instead. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Eight

We did not go for a long good morning everybody walk this morning.

Because it is way too cold outside today. 

So we only went a little way. Then we were too cold. And we came back home. Ha. 

After Zita went to the rascal ladies office I had a nice sleep in. On the big bed. All by myself.

Then Craig made the breakfast toasts. So then I had to be fast awake. Ha.

Or maybe they would be all gone. Oh dear.

But we had two toasts today.

Because of the way too cold.

Niamh did not go to her nice university today.

Because they had special classes for everybody yesterday. 

So at lunchtime she went on the smelly bus to her sometimes job. Way downtown. 

Craig and I had a fat peanut butter sandwich with extra cheese today. For our lunchtime.

But we only played catch the ball a bit today. 

Because it is squeaky snow cold outside. Oh dear. 

Then I had a nice nap.

Craig was a Viking again after he read some stories for our nice Queen. 

Zita is going to the make you tired and sore store. Before our dinnertime. I do not know why. 

Nobody told me. 

Maybe we will have the popcorn tonight. When we watch the from far away detectives. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Seven

I took Zita for a nice good morning walk walk this morning. It was not even cold.

Then when we got home Craig made the too much coffees. 

But we did not have any tasty toasts. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Then it was all windy cannot see anything snow. Oh dear. 

And then it was all cold too. Oh dear.

So Zita drove Niamh to her nice university. 

So she would not get all lost in the cannot see anything snow. 

Craig and I had a brand new bread from France peanut butter sandwich. With jam from France too. Ha. That is a tasty lunch.

It was so tasty we made another one. Just the same as the first one. Ha. That is good.

After lunchtime Zita went downstairs to put things in special places. 

And she used the noisy drill. To make some brand new special places.

And then Zita found another very heavy black music machine. It was just hiding. That is silly. 

Now the brand new shelves are full up to the top. Oh dear. 

Then Zita went to the delicious bread store to get some already all made dinner. 

For just in case a surprise dinnertime. 

Then we went for our before dinner walk. It was not dark at all. That is good. 

There are scary things that hide in the dark. 

Like fierce wolves in the bushes. Or smelly skunks in the park. Oh well. 

It was only a little bit too windy. But it was very cold. So we came home.

Niamh is not having dinner with us. 

She is going shopping with Miss Rima instead. Too bad for her.

Zita’s friend Miss Gerry came to look at the downstairs in the basement bathroom. 

So we can make it bigger. And have a new room for the wash the clothes clean machine.

 But Miss Gerry makes giant aeroports. 

I do not want aeroplanes in my basement. They are too noisy. Oh dear.

Then Craig and Zita and I watched the old detective with his own church. 

That is a good program. 

Then we went to the big comfy bed. 

So we could be fast asleep. All together. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Six

Zita and I went for our very long good morning walk today. It is a not too cold outside day.

So I did not have very cold feet today. That is good.

After Zita found the smelly bus that goes way downtown she went to the rascal ladies office. 

Then I kept Craig company. We only had a little sleep in. 

But I stayed in the comfy bed until the toasts were all made. 

Then I helped Craig eat them. We had from far away France jam today.

Then Niamh went right away to her nice university. It is her stay until late at night day. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. Because it is not cold outside today. 

Then Craig had his too much coffees in the den. 

There was not so much interesting for our nice Queen today. Oh dear.

So he was a Viking again. With some soft music from the silver music machine. 

So I had another nice nap. Right on Craig’s place. On the comfy bed. Ha.

We had a nice just all quiet day today. That is good.

We did not watch anything programs on the television last night.

Because Zita did not get all back home until very late. 

Then Zita and Niamh made our tasty toasty cheese sandwiches dinner. 

With lots and lots of cheese. Ha. 

It was our late at night dinner French people’s dinner. 

The very nice Bouvier dogs are from France too. Ha. 

That is why all the Bouvier dogs like cheesie treats. It is known.

Everybody stayed right at the dining room table for a long time. 

Because Craig and Zita and Niamh were laughing too much to watch the television. Ha.

Then we went to fast asleep. Everybody. And me too.

The noisy machines did not come to our street last night. 

So nobody was all wide awake in the middle of the night. That is good.

When Zita came home we had a nice little walk. In the very dark outside. Oh well.

Then Zita went to the make you sore and tired store. 

She did not have any nice dinner.

Craig and I had used tasty full of meat pie for our dinner. 

We had it in the den. Just us.

Zita had to have a squeaky clean bath when she came home. 

Then she had her own dinner.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Five

I did not have a very nice good sleep last night.

I had silly dreams and I ran and ran and barked even when I was fast asleep. 

Craig told me this morning. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Then all the giant noisy take the snow all away machines were on my own street.

In the middle of the night. I do not like those machines. They are too scary. And loud.

I was very worried. Maybe they would just take away our house. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

And I woke Craig and Zita up. Oh dear.

Zita told me to get up on the comfy bed. And the scary machines would go away. 

But the machines were outside for a long long time. Too bad for me.

Now I am a bit tired. Oh well. 

Last night at dinnertime everybody was playing the dragons game. So I minded them. 

Downstairs on Emmet’s little very comfy sofa. Ha. That is my favourite job.

Then everybody went home. But not Miss Taryn. 

Because she has the same as Niamh early in the morning class. At Niamh’s nice university.

So she stayed here. 

Zita and I went for a little long walk this morning. But not so far. 

Because my feet get too frosty cold in the way too cold outside. That is not very nice. 

Then Zita went to her downtown office. On the smelly bus. Oh well.

And today is Miss Tamina come to make the house all clean as can be day. With the noisy machine.

So I had a nice nap. On my comfy duvet.

Today Niamh and Miss Taryn went to the nice university in a car. 

Because of the way too cold. 

Craig and I did not have our lunch until very late. 

Because Miss Tamina was very busy making the kitchen all spic and span.

Then Mister Paul came to visit us and drink his coffees.

So when we were all by ourselves we had very tasty fat peanut butter toasts. With brand new jams. 

Just for us. 

This afternoon I had a very big nap. I was very tired.

Because I was awake nearly all night. 

Because of the way too noisy take the snow away machines. Too bad for me. 

When Zita came home it was all dark again. 

We did not want to go for our walk in the very dark and very cold outside. But we went anyway. Just because. 

So then we had our own tasty dinner. In our comfy warm house. 

It was an everybody altogether dinner tonight. That is good. 

We watched the old detective with his very own church last night. They are good programs. 

Because they are not even a bit too scary. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Four

This morning I took Zita on a long before breakfast walk. 

We did not have any nice sleep in today.

Because we had a nice sleep in yesterday instead.

It is still a very very cold outside day today. We did not care. Ha. Good for us.

When we got home I went down the scary stairs to get my friend Niamh all wide awake. 

But she was too asleep so I had a nice keep her warm comfy nap. Ha.

Then Zita said we had to be all awake. Me too. 

Because we had an early altogether lunch. 

But we had the only pretend toasts pancakes from France. Not real own made pancakes. Oh well.

My friend Emmet had his lunch with us too. On Zita’s own computer. 

Right on the dining room table. Ha.

Emmet is very busy. He has to teach his far away class again tomorrow. Oh dear. 

Then after lunchtime Zita and the black car took Niamh to her stretching clothes store. 

And then she did even more errands.

So I stayed here to mind Craig. He was just watching the football game. 

So I had a nice nap. 

On my own duvet. 

On the very big comfy bed. 

Zita went to her make you sore and tired store again. Oh dear. 

Now she will be all too stretched. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

We went for our before dinnertime walk. Before Zita was all too sore. Ha.

And we found Professor Jill and the little dog too. 

The little dog is a very slow walker. Oh well. 

Tonight is a Dragons game night. 

So everybody will be here at my house. 

Downstairs in Emmet’s own not in far away Antigonish bedroom.

We always have our dinnertime downstairs when we play the dragons game. Ha.

We will have pasta. But not Emmet. He is in far away. Maybe he will have potatoes. 

Because now he knows how to make his own very tasty potatoes. He told us today. Ha.

That is good. His grandmother in way far away will be very happy. Ha.

Maybe we will watch another far away detective tonight. 

We had chips last night. Ha. Good for us.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Three

We had a nice sleep in today. But it is not our sleep day.

It is Craig’s old friends breakfast day. 

But it is a too cold to go to the breakfast restaurant day. Oh dear. 

The go fast chair does not like the way to cold so much. 

Maybe it will just get all frozen up. And break. And maybe my friend Craig too. Oh dear. 

I would not like that. 

So it was a sleep in day instead. Ha.

Then Zita talked to way far away Dublin this morning. 

To her mother and father. To say good morning to everybody in way far away. 

Then Zita took Niamh downtown to the stretching clothes store. In the black go fast car. 

Because of the way too cold.

When she came home we went for our nice before lunchtime walk. To see the giant beautiful trees.

I had to wear my comfy coat.

When we got home I had my lunch. With some cheese treats too. 

Then Zita took all the beautiful decorations off our Merry Christmas tree. Oh dear.

Craig and I helped.

But I was the very best big help. I did not even step on anything. I just watched.

Good for me. 

And we put everything into big boxes. 

So we can find everything again. Next Merry Christmas time. Ha.

That is a good idea.

When Niamh comes back home we are going to put our beautiful Merry Christmas tree outside.

On top off all the snow. So it will still be beautiful. That is good. 

Now Christmas is all over again. Too bad for us. 

Then Zita took some brand new clothes to Craig’s mother. In her little apartment.

And then she had to do errands. I do not know why. 

Craig watched scary Vikings on the television. I did not watch it. 

Because they always have scary music. I do not like scary music.

So I had a nice nap. On my own duvet. On the comfy big bed.

Zita came home with Niamh when it was dark outside. But we went for our before dinnertime walk anyway.

And then Niamh had squeaky clean bath. 

Because it is not so nice to be too smelly. It is known.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty Two

Zita and I did not go for our good morning walk today.

Because it is very very cold outside. And I am not so furry anymore. Oh well.

Then Zita went to her downtown office on the smelly bus. Even in the way too cold. Oh dear.

So I kept Craig company on the big bed. But only for a very little time.

Because he did not have a sleep in today. Oh well.

We had fat toasts. But we did not have any jams. Oh well.

Then we looked out the watching window at all the very cold people. Oh well.

Then we played catch the ball. But only just a bit. 

Then I had a warm nap.

Last night Craig asked my friend Emmet if his new students threw cabbages at him. That is silly.

Cabbages are not so tasty. 

They should throw lots of delicious hamburgers. Or Mister Kettleman’s tasty bagel sandwiches. Ha. 

Then Emmet would not have just eat pastas for his dinners. Ha.

Emmet told Craig that he will be a forever professor. 

Teaching everybody all about the way way old Irish people. In long time ago way far away Ireland.

When he is all finished at his next another university. Ha.

Just like Professor Jill and Professor Alec. Ha. That is nice.

Niamh does not have any classes at her nice university today. 

But she had lots and lots to new stories to read. For her brand new classes.

That is what you have to at university. And have lots of too much coffees with your friends. 

When Niamh came upstairs we went for our lunchtime walk. 

We found Professor Jill and the little dog. We walked with them but for just a little walk.

Because of the way too cold.

When we came home Niamh and I had tasty cheese bagels for our lunchtime snack.

 And then Craig and I had toasty peanut butter toasts. Right after. Ha. 

That was a good lunchtime.

Then Niamh went to the busy street so she could go to our nice bank 

So she could give them some real money. I did not go.

Because I stayed here to mind Craig all by myself. 

Niamh is going to work at the stretching clothes store until late tonight.

So we did not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Zita and I had a not too long before dinnertime walk. In the very dark outside. But not too long.

The we had all the way from way way far away China food. A man brought it to our house. 

After dinnertime maybe we will watch a brand new detective program. Ha. 

That will be good.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty One

It is a very cold outside day today.

But Zita and I went for our good morning to everybody long walk anyway. Good for us.

And when we got home Craig was all awake. He did not even have a little sleep in today. Oh well.

Then Zita and the black go fast car went to some important rascal ladies meetings. 

Craig only had his too much coffees this morning. We did not have any toasts. Too bad for me.

So I had a nice nap on the big comfy bed.

We had toasts last night at dinnertime too. 

And the very loud save us, save us machine went off. Oh well.

This morning Craig only did a little bit of reading for our nice Queen.

Because there were not so many interesting stories today. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

But we had two peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. With jam too. Ha. That is a tasty treat.

Before lunchtime Niamh went to her nice university but she did not know if there was a class today.

Because they had to find a brand new Professor. I do not know why.

Today is my friend Emmet’s day to teach his class at Mister Saint Francis’s university. Oh dear.

That is scary. Oh dear.

Last night Craig sent him my picture. After I went to the make you beautiful store. 

So he would know it is me. 

And not just a different dog. When he sees me on his fast as can be computer. 

When he is talking to us on the dining room table. Ha. That is good.

We did not play catch the ball so much today. 

Because I am not so very very furry now. And it is way cold outside. 

It is not cold on the comfy bed. Ha. Good for me.

Before dinnertime Niamh and Miss Rima went to the stretch until you are all sore all over store. Oh well.

Then they came back to my house for our altogether tasty dinner.

 Last night Craig and Zita and I watched the lady detective in far away Africa until it was all over. 

We could not find any chips. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixty

I went to the make me beautiful store this morning. 

I did not walk there. The black go fast car took me there. 

Because of the too slippy too much snow outside. 

I do not like going to the make you beautiful store so much.

Because it is not my own house with my own family. Oh dear. 

Sometimes I think maybe everyone will forget where the store is. And I will be just all lost. 

I would not like that. 

Then there would be no best dog in the world to mind my own family. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

But Zita did not forget me. Ha. That is good.

Now I am not even a bit too furry. Oh well.

Everybody is beautiful in my house now. Except for Craig. He is still too furry. Too bad for him.

When I came home I had my tasty lunch. And some of my sore leg medicine. 

Because my leg was a bit too sore at the make me beautiful store. 

Craig had some of his a too sore shoulder medicine too. 

So I kept him company in the den. And then I had a nap. On the very comfy big bed. 

Because make you beautiful stores make everybody very tired. 

After lunchtime Craig put the baby Jesus and all his friends the animals away. 

Because Merry Christmas time is all over. Oh dear. 

That makes my friend Niamh very sad. Oh dear. Sad is not so nice. 

Merry Christmas time is Niamh’s favourite. It is known.

Then I looked out my watching window. 

After lunchtime Zita talked for a long time to auntie Eileen. 

Because auntie Eileen is going to visit us. When the too much snow is nearly all gone.

And cousin Emma and cousin Lucy too. Ha. 

They will live in the basement. In the just for the cousins’ bedrooms. Ha. 

Then Zita had to go downtown to a rascal ladies meeting. 

Even on her do not go to work day. Oh dear. That is not all right. 

When Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. In the scary dark outside. Oh well

I wore my all the way from way far away Ireland coat. To keep me comfy warm.

Because I am not so furry now. Ha.

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight.

Because the stretching clothes store wanted my friend Niamh to go to work until late tonight.

After she has all finished at her nice university. 

I will go to bed early tonight. 

Because going to the make me beautiful store always makes me too tired. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Nine

Zita and I got up early this morning. 

Because there was even more snow everywhere. Again.

After we went for our good morning to everybody walk I helped her move all the too much snow.

Right from my side yard. I was a big help. 

Then I minded Craig on the big comfy bed. He was listening to his new book.

All about the people who lived here before anyone else. And all about their old Gods.

They had a God who was a very fast turtle. Ha. 

That is a good thing to be. I would not like to be a very slow turtle. 

And a bird God that even made it’s own lightning. Ha. 

Then when he was all awake we had our fat toasts. With strawberry jam. 

The special jam with the happy bear on the bottle. Ha. Happy bears are not so fierce. Ha. 

Niamh could not go to her nice university this morning.

Because they got the wrong rooms for everybody. Oh dear. 

Last night Niamh saw her friends from the dance a lot school. 

It was Miss Julia and Miss Sarah. 

Miss Julia is all back from school in way way far away India. 

She saw elephants and they did not even step on her. Not even once. That is good. 

Maybe it was one of Emmet’s nice Punic elephants. Maybe.

And Miss Sarah is gong to Niamh’s nice university class tonight. With Niamh.

Then she has to go back to her school in the giant New York City. Oh dear. 

There were too many big noisy move the snow away machines on my street this afternoon.

I barked and barked at them. They did not care. That is not right.

Then I got in trouble. Oh well.

So I had a nice nap. In the den. So I could mind Craig too. Ha. 

You cannot be a too much barking dog when you have a nice nap. On a comfy rug. It is known.

I will only have to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime tonight. Ha. That is an easy job.

Tomorrow I am going to our not far away make me beautiful store. Oh dear. 

I am a bit way too furry. Oh dear.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Eight

I had a very quiet day today.

Because it is an everybody is busy day. 

It is very cold outside today. So Zita and I only went for a little walk. 

The black go fast car took her downtown to the rascal ladies office. So she would be all toasty warm.

Because she has a very important meeting today.

Craig did not even have a little sleep in. 

We even played catch the ball before our toasty bagels. Ha. 

We had jam on our bagels. That is good. 

Then Niamh was all awake and went to her nice university. To her brand new classes. 

So she can learn how to talk to the people who can not hear. 

I do not know how. Maybe it is magic. Maybe.

And then Craig had to read a very very long interesting story. For our nice Queen.

So I had a quiet day. I just looked out my watching window and I had nice naps. Ha.

When Craig’s head was too full we played catch the ball. 

But the catching ball is not very bouncy in the too cold. 

Craig says he is not so bouncy in the too cold either. Ha. That is silly.

When Zita came home we went for a very short walk. But it is still too cold outside. Oh dear.

We had tasty hot used turkey sandwiches for our dinner. 

Then we watched the lady detective. But we did not have any chips. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Seven

Zita and I did not have a nice sleep in today. 

Because Zita had lots of rascal ladies writing work to do.

Craig had a big sleep in. Even when I tried to get him all awake he did not get up. 

He was still listening to his interesting book. Too bad for me.

Then Zita and I went for a long walk. 

It is a very cold outside day today. We did not care. Ha.

When we got home Craig was nearly all dressed. That is good.

He made the too much coffees in the brand new coffees machine. For Zita too.

We did not play catch the ball so much today. 

Because of the too much cold. Oh well.

We had our tasty lunch with my friend Emmet today. I saw his picture on the fast computer. 

Niamh was with us too. But she was not all fast awake. Ha.

This week Emmet starts teaching all the Mister Saint Francis’s students. Ha.

And Niamh goes back to her nice university tomorrow. Oh dear. 

And Zita has to talk to all the brand new rascal ladies tomorrow. Oh dear.

This afternoon Craig and Zita went to the busy street. To go to a movie. Just them. 

To see the movie about a man who lives under the ocean. With the dangerous whales. Oh dear. 

I do not think that is all right.

I stayed here to mind Niamh. Then I helped her make our dinner. For Craig and Zita too.

When we were all finished our dinner Miss Lily came over to visit us. 

Then Zita had a squeaky clean bath. 

Because tomorrow she has to talk to all the new people. 

You should not be smelly when you have to talk to everybody. It is the rule.

Then we watched the lady detective. Someone shot her mother dead. Oh dear. 

Now she is going to find them. Oh dear.

We do not have any chips. 

Because we ate them all. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Fifty Six

Today is Craig’s old friends breakfast day. 

Zita and I did not take him.

Because we had a nice sleep in. Just by ourselves.

Craig and Mister Paul went to their breakfast restaurant by themselves.

When Zita and I were all awake we went on a very long walk. All over everywhere. Ha.

Then Craig came home. But he was very sad.

He told me that my own far away friend Mister Elliott had to go all the way to Heaven last night. 

Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not all right. 

So then I was sad too. Oh dear.

Miss Gracie and Miss Masie will be very sad. Mister Elliott was their own best friend. Oh dear.

And Miss Kelly and Mister Andy will be very sad too. Oh dear. 

I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight. 

He will tell my friends Jamie and Zorro that Mister Elliott is there. 

So they can show him all the very interesting in Heaven places. So he will not get even a bit all lost. 

They will know all the nice soft places under the giant trees for nice naps. 

In Heaven when you lie down on the ground for a nice nap it turns into you own comfy bed. Ha. 

Those are comfy places.

And maybe he will go for a ride in Uncle Bill’s flying motorcycle. Too see everybody he knows. Ha. 

But being sad is not so nice. It is known. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

After lunchtime Zita had to go and buy things for the rascal ladies office. 

Because some more brand new ladies are going to work there. Ha.

Then maybe she will get my friend Niamh from her downtown work. 

Nice Mister Tom gave us a new from way far away detectives program. 

It is in the very cold detectives program. 

Maybe we will watch them tonight. 

Then we will not be just sad. It is known.

When everybody is fast asleep I will talk to Mister Saint Newton. That is when he is all awake.